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Featured: Joe Rogan, Shane Gillis, Kevin Hart, Eric Andre, Chet Hanks, Tom Hanks, Bert Kreischer
What’s in This Episode
- Joe Rogan Spotify renewal $250 million deal
- Shane Gillis hosting Saturday Night Live
- Kevin Hart sex tape witness involvement in court battle
- Chet Hanks confronts Eric Andre at Los Angeles Comic-Con
- Bert Kreischer comedy cruise details and college fund offer
Questions Answered in This Episode
Did Joe Rogan renew his Spotify deal?
Yes, Joe Rogan renewed his deal with Spotify for $250 million. His podcast has 18 million followers on Spotify, making it the most followed podcast on the platform.
Why did Chet Hanks confront Eric Andre?
Chet Hanks confronted Eric Andre at Comic-Con over Andre’s comments mocking him after Chet’s 2023 appearance on Eric’s show, claiming Andre trash-talked him to media and had issues with Chet’s Jamaican accent impression.
How much does Bert Kreischer’s college fund offer actually cover?
Bert offers a $1,000 investment placed in an IRA for babies conceived on his cruise. After 18 years at typical market returns (5-10%), this would grow to approximately $2,400-$5,600.
What happened between Eric Andre and Chet Hanks on Eric’s show in 2023?
Chet Hanks rode a dirt bike around Eric Andre’s set during his appearance, which Eric later claimed was reckless behavior that endangered crew members.
When is Bert Kreischer’s next comedy cruise?
Bert Kreischer’s next comedy cruise departs from Miami to Cozumel beginning November 19th, 2026.
How many followers does Joe Rogan’s podcast have on Spotify?
Joe Rogan’s podcast has 18 million followers on Spotify, making it the most listened to podcast in the U.S. since 2019.
Full Transcript
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Hello, I’m Johnny Mac with your Daily Comedy News. We’ll leave Sebastian behind us for now. I talked about it in a bonus episode Thursday afternoon in case you missed that. Big one this weekend, Shane Gillis is your host of Saturday Night Live. They’ve kind of stopped doing the funny sketch trailers they used to do.
Now the host and the musical actress kind of come out and go like, hi, I’m Shane Gillis. I’m hosting Saturday Night Live this weekend. So.. Really nothing to play for you there. Big news on Thursday afternoon.
Joe Rogan has renewed his deal with Spotify. The Wall Street Journal says the deal is $ 250 million. In a statement, Joe Rogan said the partnership with Spotify has been an amazing fit and they’re incredible to work with. I’m extremely happy and excited to continue with them for years to come. The podcast has 18 million followers on Spotify, making it the most followed podcast on the platform and approximately 18 million more followers than I have.
It has been the most listened to podcast in the U.S. Since 2019. Here’s a headline for you from TMZ. Kevin Hart’s sex tape partner may be dragged into his court battle. I mean, right off the headline there, you got to pay attention.
TMZ writes, the woman in the infamous sex tape with Kevin Hart could be dragged into one of the comedian’s ongoing court battles. TMZ has learned. According to court docs obtained by TMZ, Kevin Hart’s former assistant was once involved in the sex tape controversy in 2017 to testify as a witness in her case against Kevin Hart. That person had sued Kevin for $ 60 million in 2019, making some claims. Kevin denied the claims.
The case was eventually dismissed. Tom Hanks’ son Chet Hanks confronted comedian Eric Andre for quote-unquote trashing him. Security got involved. This also from TMZ. They had a video.
Chet Hanks, the 36-year-old son of Tom Hanks, was seen approaching Eric Andre from behind at the Los Angeles Complex Con. All right. We were told Eric Andre initially looked pleased to see Chet Hanks and held out his hand and said, what’s up? But Chet Hanks did not return the handshake. TMZ says he kept his hand on Andre’s shoulder as he spoke, leading Eric Andre to ask, What’d I say?
TMZ says both men removed their glasses as the back and forth took a heated turn. They began screaming at each other, and then Eric Andre’s security intervened and swept him away. Eric Andre has security? Why? Really?
Or is this just like convention security? Why would Eric Andre have security? TMZ further reports that Chet Hanks detailed the interaction on Instagram, writing, finally ran into Eric effing Andre and mocked the actor for traveling with four security guards, quote, because the environment makes him uneasy. Four guards? Hmm.
I’m a neutral here, but specific to security, I’m just curious about four security guards for Eric Andre? Wear a baseball cap and glasses like everybody else, dude. Chet Hanks went on to reference his 2023 appearance on Eric Andre’s show, which apparently has started this feud. Chet wrote, he had, caps, no memory whatsoever of trashing me to the media after I outshined him on his show. After being sheltered by his security team, he began foaming at the mouth and admitted it was because he had a problem with me mocking Caribbean culture when I did my Jamaican accent all those years ago.
Chet continued, who knew that in addition to the brain rot and poop joke humor he’s known for, Eric is also such a passionate cultural activist running into Eric.. One, two, three, four, five exclamation points. Eric Andre’s rep did not respond for comment. Now, apparently in 2023, Rolling Stone asked Eric Andre about this. Eric’s quote in 2023 apparently is, he broke us down.
He stole a motorcycle and rode it around. He almost knocked a bunch of grips and gaffers off their ladders. Chet wrote back on social media with a video of said incident, writing he wanted to match Eric Andre’s, quote, weird outlandish troll energy. He recalled at the time, at one point he has a dude come up and jump a dirt bike on the stage he must not have known. I ride dirt bikes because I picked that stuff up and started riding it around the set.
Everybody’s like, no, no, don’t do that. You could get hurt. I’m like, chill. I just popped a little wheelie. This is fascinating.
Chet remembered I put the bike down. Now he wants to come out and talk crap about me. You mustn’t like the fact that I outshined you on your own bleeping show. After Tom Hanks’ son Chet Hanks blasted him as a weirdo, Rick Andre jumped down on Instagram and wrote, Guys, everything Chet said about me is an effing boldface lie, effing liar, and I dare him to take an effing DNA test to prove that Tom Hanks is his effing father. Wow, that’s fun.
Bert Kreischer says there should be no rules on his upcoming comedy cruise, the money quote, We Make Pirates Look Soft. If you would like to cruise with Bert Kreischer, you can go from Miami to Cozumel beginning on November 19th. Bert Kreischer, who’s 53 now, was asked, what is more dangerous to give him a microphone, a Netflix budget, or a cruise ship? Bert Kreischer said, oh, cruise ship without a doubt. We make pirates look soft.
We drank out of vodka the first night we left last time, the first night. They had to send a chase boat to an island to come back with vodka to meet us up in the morning because we still had a full day of sailing. The 53-year-old man said, the unpredictable is the thing I look forward to the most. That’s the fun of these cruises, is that there should be no rules. The beauty of that cruise is there’s no predictability about what’s going to happen.
Bert heard that some people made some babies on the first cruise, and he says, now, anyone that got pregnant on the first cruise, I started college funds for their kids, and I’ll do it again. If you get pregnant on that cruise, I’ll start a college fund for that kid. It’s a light lift. It’s $ 1, 000. I put it into an IRA.
It earns its money. The kid’s got college tuition when he’s 18. I would have to check the math on that. That’s it? I put $ 1, 000 in the bank, and 18 years later, I could pay for college?
What college? You know what? I’m fact-checking that. Well, Bert Kreischer, I asked ChatGPT, is this math right?
And then threw Bert Kreischer’s quote into it.
ChatGPT says, if they meet a one-time $ 1, 000 investment at birth, that’s a big overstatement. After 18 years, assuming annual compound growth, and the AI did some math, if you got a 5% return.. At age 18, Bert Kreischer’s $ 1, 000 would be $ 2, 407 for what college you want to go to with your $ 2, 400. At 7%, you’d have $ 3, 380. And at 10%, you’d have $ 5, 560 to go to your college of choice.
Thanks to Bert Kreischer, you have almost $ 6, 000 in tuition, maybe if the market rocks for 18 years. But hey, it was a good quote to give to the article people. The 53-year-old man said, I never in a million years, even the day I opened that Rolling Stone article on April 1st, 1997, which was the 20th century, over a quarter century ago when Burt Krasher was partying. The 53-year-old man said, I never in a million years thought that this would be my life. If he had advice for his younger self, he said, if I could sit next to him and be like, yo, this all works out.
And then he’d be like, wait, what do I have to change? And I’d say nothing. Lean into it. Don’t quit drinking. As a matter of fact, you’re going to own a vodka company.
You’re going to have a cruise. You’re going to write a book. You’re going to be an actor. You’re going to be a comedian. You’re going to have a podcast.
You’re going to own a 5K. There’s no part of that kid’s journey that should get me here. Fully loaded at sea, November 19th through the 23rd. Sounds like a party. Hey, I got something for you to try out.
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Make a podcast. You know you want to. And it is Friday, and once again, time for the Comedy Stock Market. Comedy Stock Market. We’ll be right back.
We should probably buy stock in Joe Rogan. He decided a $ 250 million deal. See what I’m doing here? Okay, so here are the recommendations. We’re going to buy stock in the Norm MacDonald estate.
Next week is the new Netflix documentary. And on this feed tomorrow is the deep dive, weekly deep dive. I’m doing Norm MacDonald tomorrow to get in front of that documentary on Netflix that I think is going to do really well. I say that because even my college students know who Norm MacDonald is. Even Sebastian Maniscalco still plays Norm Macdonald’s comedy.
That’s how powerful and great Norm Macdonald was, that even Sebastian is still playing him. You know what I’m saying? So we’re going to buy some Norm Macdonald. We’re going to buy some Liz Mealy for getting this whole thing started, starting the little kerfluffle there, drawing attention to what’s happening there at my ex-girlfriend’s place. I’m not going there today.
We’re not talking about that. But good job, Liz Mealy. And for this same reason, we are selling our stock in Sebastian Maniscalco. I don’t think he’s doing anything nefarious. I doubt he even knew what was going on till it hit his radar in a hit the fan kind of way.
However, the casual. The people that aren’t recording podcasts in their basement the people that aren’t reading the trays or vulture or websites or on threads all day those people are going to be like sebastian maniscalco isn’t he the guy that got rid of all those comedians and sebastian you put your name on the thing And that’s what happened. The buck stops with you. So we will buy Joe Rogan, buy Norm MacDonald, buy Liz Mealy, and we will sell Sebastian Maniscalco. That is the comedy stock market on this Friday.
And let me leave you with this one. This has been cracking me up. Whatever you think of Mayor Mamdani, this is the level of crime that we’re dealing with in New York City. I’m this old. And I grew up in the horrible 1970s in New York City where I was terrified as a kid to go on the subway and the subway cars were covered with graffiti and we had the subway vigilante and then we had guardian angels protect us from the other bad guys.
Now here in 2026, we are worried about sidewalk chalk. And there is comedy involved with this. From the New York Post, a petty turf war has stirred up a quiet Queens neighborhood where a comedy club owner has been on a crusade to get rid of the creep who’s been dousing her sidewalk chalk designs with bleach. Hannah has been using public sidewalk outside her QED Astoria spot since the beginning of the summer to draw colorful advertisements for the club’s charity events, including Children’s Story Time and comedy shows and almost immediately the quote-unquote king of Clorox showed up and dumped a bottle of bleach across the pavement until the chalk drawings dissolved apparently the king of Clorox does not like her little colorful drawings but they’re advertisements on a public sidewalk it’s a public sidewalk you can draw I can spill my water welcome to New York City I don’t know what town you think this is you’re lucky leave it alone John okay and it sold the New York Post and I thought maybe it was a disgruntled teenager or something, but no, turns out he’s a fully grown man. However, the cops can’t do anything about it because it’s legal behavior.
Website QNS, as in Queens, said as soon as there was a drawing, a man swung by 23rd Avenue to wipe away the art after gorging on a bagel from the nearby bagel shop. This is fantastic. They have the bagel muncher Bleach King caught on video. This is Queens, New York City, where I grew up, and boy.. 30 years ago, we had a different kind of crime. Did you know Miami Vice went to Jackson Heights, where I grew up?
Miami Vice. You know why Crockett and Tubbs went to Miami Vice? For the cocaine. You could have drawn on the street all you wanted and bleached it out. We were worried about the coke dealers, and now we’re worried about this nonsense?
Come on. And according to this report, a detective suggested she stopped doing the chalk. I love this guy. And that is your comedy news for today. Tomorrow, deep dive on Norm MacDonald.
Sunday, a normal episode. Monday, normal episode. Thank you for following. It was a crazy week around here, and I’ll catch you in the morning.