Month: March 2025

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hey there, it’s Johnny Mackets, some barking dogs trying to tell you about today’s daily coming news. Look, dogs, I gotta record this thing. I’mount of time. I gotta get move in here.

It’s a Tuesday, but there doesn’t seem to be a big Netflix special this week. I think they’ve cleared the runway so John Mulaney can have all the attention and the PR team working on that high dogsky. I wonder if you guys can hear them or not the noise cancelation may or may not have gotten rid of them. I’ll find out by listening back, just like you did anyway. Bert Kreischer is the Netflix special next week.

Friday did a big profile with Bert Krescher, and they were curious, Hey, Bert, do you ever still bomb? Where it said I don’t have to bomb if I don’t want to. Sometimes it’s good not to bomb, per se, but to not lean on those little tricks that ensure us to do well. Chris Rock’s a perfect example. Chris Rock works out new material.

He doesn’t do any of the preaching on stage, the walking back and forth. Though, let me tell you something, none of that he’s really he almost reads it off like a book to find out if the material really works. I’ll do a version of that. There are jokes that don’t work, there are stories that don’t work that I commit to you and tell the whole thing anyway, just to see if there’s anything in it really, really insightful answer there, Bert, do you ever go to alt comedy rooms and find it more challenging? Bert said, yes, of course, I haven’t done it in a while.

I always think I would have done better in those alt rooms because I’m a storyteller, and that’s a more alternative approach to comedy. It feels easier to swallow at the Largo or U se Be or typewriter Dynastate, whereas at the comedy store you have guys doing crowd work and set up punchline, and when you tell stories sometimes it confuses the audience. I always wondered how I would perform at those places, but I didn’t do it enough to be honest. A variety mentions minor ish spoiler here, I won’t ruin it for you, but there is a political comment in the special, and they asked Bert about that. I won’t get into the specifics.

Bert explained, I don’t have a problem telling you I am. I don’t want to alienate you if you come to my show and preach politics. I also don’t mind telling you I have two little girls and a wife, and I stand for women’s rights, so I think that’s undeniable. I don’t mind telling you I own a couple of guns. I’m not going to preach my views on the NRA on stage.

I’ll just tell you a story about having a gun. I’ll tell you my daughter thinks I’m a misogynists and make a joke about it, or tell an abortion joke. There should be a joke. If you go out and start preaching politics, sometimes you lose me. It’s sexier when I don’t know your politics.

I like when a comedian’s politics are assumed. So I like to stay away from political comedy, but I’m not afraid of it. Interesting follow up here, Variety. I heard you send a custom Berg Kreischer calendar to people around Hollywood? Is that true?

I do what’s in there. It’s all my sexy pictures. Will get you one if you want, Variety. I’m intrigued anyway. What’s the vibe around Hollywood?

These days. In terms of pitching projects, Bert said, it’s the gold rush right now. Hollywood is re envisioning the way they make TV and movies. You look like in a place like Netflix that invests maybe two hundred and fifty grand on a special for the majority of comics and sees a wild return on that money. Hollywood’s now going let’s step it up a bit.

What if we allow them the freedom to say whatever they want and maybe we could make a movie that one day was thirty five million dollars, So let’s see if we can do it for seven million dollars. I feel very lucky to be alive and working at this point. TV and movies are about to explode in Hollywood in a really fun and crazy way. It’s going to be a lot of streamers. I don’t think we’re going to be going to the box office.

But if you look at Shane Gillis’s show Tires that was made on a minimum and it’s a great show. Shane Gillis, without a doubt, is probably the most talented comedic actor of our generation. I think people are looking at him and going, if Shane’s there, then what about THEO Vaughn? What about Naper, Ghetzee, what about Dan Soder. It’s gonna be really cool to see Ralph Barbosa’s first TV movie or Renee Vakas first TV show.

Whatever they decide to do, they’re gonna give comics a lot more freedom. Us comics, we don’t need a ton of money. We can make money on the road. We just want to make things for our fans. Look what happened to radio and podcasting.

Joe Rogan runs media. In my opinion, he affected an election that was based on an eight hundred dollars investment buying a zoomer corder and two mics. It changed the media landscape, and I think that’s about to happen with movies and TV. I don’t think you’re gonna be able to get a ton of people in the movie theaters. You’ll need ten pole events to get people in the movie theaters.

You’re gonna have to get Will Ferrell, Danny McBride, Shaquille O’Neil, and Shane Gillis. I’m someone who had a movie at the box office and even I’ll wait until it comes to streamers. I have a screening room in my house. I want to use my stuff. Netflix is a great place to release stuf because they’re so hands off.

Tom Sigre has a project coming out I think in April. If I’m not mistaken, that was untouched by Netflix. It’s gonna be wild as s sires as Shane and John mckeebrew’s fingerprints all over it. It does look like Network Notes. It looks like a bunch of boys trying to make their buddies laugh.

I think that’s the direction comedy’s going in. Brady said, do you think we’re in a comedy renaissance? Burt? Oh? Yeah, stand up comedy right now is where it was when Steve Morton, Rich Pryor, Sam Kinnison Andrew Dice Clay were making specials.

That’s two different generations, Burt, right before they took over the box office. Look at all these great specials that have come out recently. Hollywood producers are getting younger and younger and every day, and they’re enjoying these comedic voices. They’re gonna be like, how do I get you to do your thing for me? From the New York Times Turn of the show Jason Cinnamon under the headline is this British flamethrower the comic best suited to take on Trump, he went to go see Nish Kumar.

Jason writes, this is not comedy that’s trying to change minds. Here he attacks manosphere podcasters like Jordan Peterson, the Canadian professor turned popular anti woke guru, as a radicalizing influence, and comedians like Jimmy Carr who enabled them for going on their shows. He also criticized the left for fixating on the wrong questions like whether people can enjoy good art by bad people. We all do, he says, with a refreshing conclusiveness, which is why he adds, this is very f I have preread this. We should all thank Russell Brand for never producing anything worthwhile.

No one heard those allegations of sexual assault and thought, well, how well I enjoy get him to the Greek That is very funny. Zennaman says. What makes Kumar stand out meet the moment is his lack of caution. His funniest material can be appealingly reckless. His most virtue, also, bit is an elaborate consideration of the assassination attempt of famous person who’s on TV a lot from New York City and own some casinos.

I don’t need a visit from the fed types. I’m just telling what Jason Zeneiman wrote. Chick it up with that there’s no doing it justice on the page, but its rigorous justification of violent thoughts carried the spirit of the ferocious comic Bill Hicks in a way that Jason z Intimate hasn’t seen in many years. Very interesting. If feel listen to the show all the time, Niti’s name tends to come up.

It tends to be a weekend items. I usually moved the British stuff to the weekends, and I see him breaking through over here. The Last Laugh podcast caught off with George Wallace. I thought his comments about Johnny Carson were very interesting. We’ll get to that in a second.

George says, marketing is just another name for BS. So that’s why I knew Trump is a bs er because it’s what I do. All bs ers know each other. We don’t know each other, but we know each other. You can see the BS coming from around the corner.

It’s what we do. So Wallace talked about being on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. He killed the first night and was invited back on the show three more times, but he said he never got the wave over to the couch. As George tells it, I never got invited over to the couch, but I found out something. He recalls a story he heard from the manager of band leader Doc Severnson.

So, as the story goes, Carson quote didn’t get along with unquote people of color. Wallace started to notice that he wasn’t the only black comedian who do not get called over to the couch. He points out that Red Fox never guest hosted the Tonight show to fight the fact that the studio was next door, and shares a story about being backstage with What’s Happening star Shirley Hymnfel when she got bumped from a scheduled appearance. She said f Johnny Carson as loud as she could and chatted, I’ll never do this effing show again. Wallis recalled that with a laugh in the shake of his head.

Did it bother Wallace when he realized he may have been treated differently by Carson? Of course it did, because when you do in the show and you get nineteen applause breaks, that warans you to say hello. At least. I just find it interesting. I have no idea what the breakdown of comedians waved over to the couch is or not.

Will reach out to Mark Malcoffee, used to do the Carson podcast. I will do that as soon as we’re done recording here. You know, out of one hundred comedians, did two get waved over? Did five? Did ninety nine?

I don’t know of the two, five or ninety nine that got waved over. I don’t know what gender they were. I don’t know their background. I don’t know the religion. I don’t know what state they were from.

I don’t know if they were British, I don’t know if they were. Drew carry with classes he got waved over, but so I don’t know. I also don’t know, never mind getting waved over what the booking look like. So that’s a fair question. Caleb Heern did a show at the University of Arkansas and The Arc Traveler caught up with him.

Caleb explained, the politics came to me so early and so naturally because I up fat, gay, and poor in Missouri. Casual racism and homophobia made him political at a very young age. Politics dictates the whole of our lives, especially if you’re somebody who has marginalized identities. He says he focuses on causes rather than candidates. He works with housing and the Kansas City Tenant Union here and explains, I think hopelessness is a very privileged perspective.

I don’t really have time for hopeless people. The people I know that of the most hope are doing the most, and that’s what you need to do, especially if you have more privileged identities. We get to this one. I’ve bounced this a few times. The show’s been so busy, and I just bumped four stories.

Right now, let’s hit gossip corner. Apparently there was some speculation regarding Jamie Fox, who I used to work with. I’m not going to say we were best friends or anything, but I clearly worked with him and in the room with him. I had many conversations with him. Anyway, there was speculation about an alleged illegitimate son.

On March third, Jamie’s nephew p J Stick to his Instagram account and shared a story indicating that Uncle Fox has no son. Jay also added the decline this person of being called a son would be him and no one else. I don’t remember Jamie having a nephew, but I have not worked with Jamie in probably fifteen years at this point, so PJ. I don’t know how old PJ is, but he could have been three. You know, is now eighteen years old.

So that I don’t remember a nephew doesn’t mean anything. I’m just telling you my personal experience, because if you listen all the time, you know that I kind of sort of know Jamie a little bit. Anyway. A man on Twitter had alleged Jamie to be his father and accused him of not being a nurturing parent. Now that I will speak to having been around Jamie and family members, he’s a family guy.

Just trust me all that. I’m not going to tell you things that were probably private. I’ve seen it with my own eyes. Jamie Fox, Eric Bishop is a family guy. PJ began his video laughing over the rumors, suggesting they’re all baseless, but there’s a twist.

Currently, after pj’s video, the accuser took to his own YouTube channel, suggesting that Fox to go over a month’s respond to the claims, further adding that he is grateful that PJ and Fox cleared this up because he was joking about the alleged marks. He shared a video of an apology for Fox and his family. I don’t know what’s going on there. James Acaster has confirmed that his Channel four show was axed after a disastrous pilot and says everything went wrong. A castor hosted a sixty minute episode of People Person.

On that show, a panel of comedians guess which member of the public from a lineup is the answer to each question. A castor said he did well on social media, but will not be turned into a full series. He explained, it was three hours of filming and I’d say everything went wrong that could have gone wrong. At one point I said to the audience, I think what they should do is just take these three hours, cut them up in a six half hours in real time, and put it out as a series. He elaborated the pilot episode and went from having four members of the public and four panelists having twenty members of the public on stage behind me as well.

Several things went wrong, including wrestler breaking a sugar glass vase too soon, which led to retakes in the Need for First Daid that caused Phil Wang to laugh with quote tears streaming down his face and out of Austin The Adults comedy animated series Fellowship will be presented by Starburns Industries. You know Starburns. They have created things like Community and Rick and Morty. Starburns Industries will provide the screenplay fellowship winner, industry guidance and an inside look to Starburns Industry’s development process through a six month fellowship program. It’s also a five hundred dollars cash prize.

That’s an interesting number, right. I wonder if there’s some reason they have to do five hundred to five hundred dollars cash prize and up to five hundred dollars an airfare and up to five hundred dollars in lodging travel allowance to attend the twenty twenty five Austin Film Festival October twenty third through the thirtieth. Starburns Industries reps will read the category’s top scripts to determine the winner and provide feedback on the winning script. Pretty cool. That is your comedy news for today.

If you enjoy the program, tell a friend about it. They might like it too. It’s been busy lately, which is great for me. You know, it’s always good to bounce stuff from the script. Then they have to go, all right, let me google Nikki Glanzer, Bill Burndichappell.

It’s much easier to do it this way, so I’m having fun. See Tomorrow.

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hello, I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. My hat is off to whoever handles the press for the Top Secret Comedy Club in the UK. They got worldwide pickup on this one, the headline from The Guardian. One of the UK’s leading comedy clubs has banned guests with botox.

Yeah, this made worldwide news. Good job. The Top Secret Comedy Club has hosted some of the biggest names in comedy, with star acts Jack Whitehall, Amy Schumer and Dave Chappelle gracing the stage. In a drastic move, those with botox will be unable to see similar stars live at the London venues. After stand up, acts shared concerns that audience members with frozen faces are not reacting to their jokes.

Is this a real thing? Comedians? I might have to reach out to some comedians and ask them, is this a real thing that the people have so much botox that they’re not laughing at your jokes and it’s affecting your performance? You see? As The Guardian explains, botox is a neuromodulator, which is a type of injectable that temporarily disrupts the nerve signals to the muscles that prevents them from contracting and producing the appearance of wrinkles.

The Guardian further explains the rising tweakments, particularly among twenty somethings, has risen sharply in recent years. Will then estimated one million botox injections carried out in the UK each year. Mark Rothman, the owner of the Top Secret Comedy Club who has just an amazing pr team kudos to you guys, explained, our incredibly salented comedians are fed up with performing to reactionless faces. I’ve had numerous complaints from performers who find it increasingly challenging to gauge audience engagement and bounce off their reactions. Comedy thrives on connections, and facial expressions play a huge part.

We want people to laugh, cry, frown sneer, but frozen faces from botox impact the entire atmosphere. We hope try laying this band will help move the needle and get fit reactions back into the room for the benefit our comedians and the audience. I had to check to make sure it wasn’t the beginning of April. Nope, this came out in March. One of the venues.

Regular stand up acts is Andrew Mensa, and he said performing to an audience with frozen faces can be incredibly tough. Comedy is a two way street. We feed off the energy and reactions to the crowd. Mark and the team are always devising new ideas to support as comedians. This might be his best one yet.

Paul Chowdrey, who’s going to perform at the club in March, says, my face barely moves on stage. I wouldn’t want to see the same thing staring back at me so effective. Immediately, audience members will be vetted by the door staff, and now the door staff has been trained to carry out ID checks and expression texts. Rothmun warned, we’re dead serious about the band and if you’re surprised, we need to see that. We’re looking forward to welcoming faces all the new that can still move in our venue soon.

Well done, pr team. This next item, I didn’t react well too, and then I thought about it and I calmed the heck down. My initial take was all good things get ruined, and then I thought about it more. Let me tell you what it is, John Mulaney’s talk show, which is back on Netflix on Wednesday is now going to include commercial breaks for all Netflix subscribers, whether you’re subscribed to one of the platforms, AD supported, tears or not. Following the live stream, the ad breaks will be removed for AD free subscribers.

So this is even more of an incentive for me to not stay up late on Wednesday night and just watch it Thursday. The show premieres this Wednesday at ten pm Eastern seven West. But I thought about this commercials annoying, et cetera. However, I’ve produced a lot of talk radio in my day, and I remember when I was at Sirius and we were commercial free music. The talk stations had commercials.

And among the reasons you have commercials on a talk show, sure, money’s great, we like money. I like commercials. I have commercials in this show. So I’m not going to be hypocrite on that standpoint. But you do you when doing a talk show, it is convenient to have time outs so you can connect with the host, or regroup or stop talking for a second, like right now.

Honestly, this is the third straight podcast that I’m recording, and my voice is already starting to go. But I’m not live, so I have the luxury. I can go get vitamin water or something, or take a break or finish this up an hour from now. So when you’re live, you know, there’s that maybe a segment go sideways, maybe the producer wants to get in your ear. So having breaks does make sense totally to me from that standpoint.

So I get it, and they’re taking them out of the replace, so you know, it’s not a ton of money grab so I don’t think I have a problem with this. So you know the other things you could do is you could throw it to some pre recorded thing. I’ll just point you towards. You know, on John Oliver Show, the opening segment always crushes and then they do the and now segment for like a minute in the two hole, ten years, in fourteen years, in whatever we’re in with that show. I’ve yet to see one of those segments really fly.

So could they pretape some stuff to John the timeout? They could. If you’ve ever listened to a streaming radio station that fills their commercial breaks with features, those are always lame, you know. Sometimes a professional broadcast where it just throws it to a Budweiser commercial, sometimes that actually is the best thing. So I don’t really have a problem with this one.

I’m excited. Mark Maren has announced a new stand up comedy special and to be on HBO later this year. Variety says it will consist of material from his All Into where it’ll be filmed in New York City in May. It’ll be Maren’s sixth stand up special, two years after his latest for HBO, which was From Bleak to Dark, in which Maren discussed the death of his partner Lynn Shelton. No release date, no trailer yet, but looking forward to that.

Chronogram spoke to Patton Oswalt Paton explain where he is right now in terms of working politics into the act. He says, I try to do my version of punching up, which is by focusing on Elon Trump, Bezos, whoever’s letting this crap happen. I’ve kind of cranked up the absurdity. Things are so dark, it’s such an enormous thing to expect a comedian to address. But it’s certainly not the whole set.

Our current situation is massive, but I also think there are things that they’re even bigger there aren’t being addressed, like the environment and AI. I’m obviously being affected by what’s going on. But I also sometimes feel like the MC and Cabaret who’s saying, what the hell am I supposed to be doing here? Elon is putting us through all this because he wants to be cool, and he’s not cool. He’s like the kid whose dad owns the laser tag place and thinks all the kids should like him, but he’s obnoxious and means so no one wants to hang out with him.

A few years ago, Patten got into a Twitter feud with a follower, which Patent resolved by contributing to the man’s go fundme. Paige Patten explains, you could see how miserablely was. You’re seeing similar things now with a lot of these Trump voters online going wait, my job is gone, or oh he took away my medicaid. They want someone else to be punished for their pain. They don’t realize that the people they’re voting for don’t care about them.

So a lot of times when you see someone being racist or transphobic, it’s because they’re in a lot of pain they can’t articulate it. That’d rather take power over growth. Growth involves pain, just siding with the most popular and the most powerful saves you a lot of pain, and they’re looking to avoid that. And I don’t blame them. Everybody wants to avoid pain.

No one’s looking out for them. Trump voters are especially being exploited, abused, and used by the powers that be. Donald and Elon could care less about their supporters. They openly despise them, says Paton. And it’s become very clear quickly that none of these billionaires give a hoot about these people.

So of course they’re going to lash out. Why wouldn’t you, I would I get it? Send your letters to Paton. Oswalt from short Oal comedian Harreeth a Scander has been fine the equivalent of seventeen hundred and fifty British pounds after making a punt about the word ham was deemed to have mocked Islam. The Facebook post was pulled by Meta at the request of Malaysia’s Communications watchdog.

That watchdog also demanded that the account be shut down completely. The comedian had posted a joke on social media about an iced coffee drink called ham something ham sapping the Cantonese word for leude, as well as containing the name of a port product forbidden to Muslims. Harriest wrote, I’m so confused. My faith is at risk. This iced coffee drink will lead me down the wrong path in so many ways, not just tempting to me to become whatever the offensive term is here.

I’m not here to offend, but I’ll confusing me with the word ham in. It is Candor and a woman named Cecilia who made the same joke online where each find ten thousand Malaysian ringots, which is the equivalent of six weeks average salary in Malaysia is Candor was named the funniest person in the World in an international competition run by The Laugh Factory in America back in twenty sixteen. He released a Netflix comedy special called I Told You So in twenty eighteen and regularly tours Asia and Australia. Very interesting. Let’s see what’s happening at south By Southwest today, final day of comedy over there at four o’clock the street meet a comedic celebration of food trucks, grease pits and sandwich shops.

This is Joe Deorosi’s thing. I think this is so much fun. He’ll be joined by Jeames Adiomian. I’ll tell you one thing south by the talent that they flew down there. They’re getting a lot of work out of them.

It’s the same people doing the same shows over and over. But it’s like, hey, you can come, but you’re doing six shows. Stuart Goldsmith tapes his Comedians Comedian podcast again, this time with Pete Lee. Feel like Stuart could have gotten better guests. They were a better guests.

Nothing against Pete Lee, but your names to be gotten down there. Doug Love’s Movies, they’re taping their podcast six Stand Up at Clown Live Comedy at the Creek in the Cave at seven. So weird to be The Creek of the Cave is like the Brooklyn Dodgers of comedy, like they used to be at Astoria now they’re in Austin Stand Up and Clown. James Adomian, Yeah, we’re flying you down. You’re doing every show, James, Chad Damiani, Megan Galli, Christina Catherine Martinez, Mary Neely, Opi Alagbaju, Nick Fune.

You’ve heard me saying the same names over and over. Yeah, you can come, but you’re gonna work eight o’clock. Pretty robust for a Monday night at a Comedy Festival. I said that about Sunday, but Mondays are usually deader than dead. Gotham Comedy presents Slynn Coppletz, Caitlin Polufo, Brian Simpson.

No offense of those comedians. I feel like it’s missing a bigger name there. Especially Gotham is a real good club and I know the owner. Something’s missing there that just doesn’t feel right to me. Nine o’clock stand up Downtown.

It’s got that AI I think generated image of what a comedy audience might look like. Greer Born seeing a lot of him all of a sudden, Drew Dunn, Alex English, Rich Voss, and our final show for the festival is called appropriately the Last Laugh.

Also within probably possibly maybe perhaps AI generated image of what a most…

This lineup, Reggie Conquest. I don’t think I’ve said his name right, all right, Reggie got in there at the last moment. Pete Lee, Kristin, Toomey and Godfrey. That is the south By Southwest Comedy Festival. Now we doing on time, all right?

We can get one more in here today. The Trevor’s City Comedy festival announced their twenty twenty five lineup with top comedians and diverse events. They Traverse City Comedy Festival will feature dozens of comedians from across the country and events from improv and roast battles to all star showcases and stand up sets April tenth through the twelfth, in of course, Traverse City. Pretty good lineup. You’ve heard of these people.

I don’t have to explain who Mark Maron is or Jay Farrow, Natasha Lazeiro, Gosh Blue. That’s a pretty impressive top four there, Traverse City. Other shows include The Funny Women of a Certain Age Julius Scotti, Leanne Lord. They’re not the funny Women of a Certain age, they are their own things. So Funny Women of a Certain Age full stop.

Also performing Julia Scotti, Leanne Lord in I’m just skimming down here a good thirty forty names. N most of you won’t know any of them, so I’m not gonna just read you a list of people you don’t know. I’m not dumping on them. I’m just saying they’re less famous than Mark Maron. And if you listen all the time, you know that.

I encourage listeners. If you go to Comedy Festival. Go see the smaller shows. I love Mark Maren you know what he’s gonna do. You can watch Mark Maron on HBO later this year.

Go see the smaller shows. That’s where the action is at the Comedy Festival. Events at the festival will include the Daily Dozen Showcase, featuring a dozen comedians on stage telling their best and funniest jokes. Well I hope they’re their best and funniest jokes at a showcase. Roast Battle, a single elimination ross battle tournament featuring eight fearless comedians with judges in the audience determining the winners.

Comedy Rubble a lineup of thirty hilarious comedians, each given a lightning fast ninety seconds to showcase their comedic talents. So that’s interesting because there’s a big difference between doing ninety seconds and a tight five or an eight, or a ten or an hour ninety seconds. Again, just listen to Kill Tony. There’s plenty of people can kill for a minute? Can you kill for an hour?

But okay, that’s fun, And now that I say that out loud, that’s probably the inspiration for Comedy Rubble. How about big fun Murder the improv Murder Mystery, in which six improvisers act out a completely improvised murder mystery. It’s never the same show twice. There’s the Clean Comedy Showcase. If that’s your thing.

If that’s not your thing, go see the Dirty Comedy Showcase. Love it. There’s also something called the Traverse City Kamakazi Comedy Show that has me a little bit scared, so I’m gonna get out here. That is your comedy news for today. See tomorrow.

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Caloroga Shark Media very busy for a Sunday. Hello, I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Let’s follow yesterday’s lead and try and keep everything light and silly. Christina Pe. Christina Pozitski has added her voice to those who did not enjoy Megan Markle’s new Netflix series With Love Meghan.

Before we get to Christina Pe, I’ll give you my take. I was watching it with my wife and I said, I think this is kaufman Esque level comedy. There’s no way Meghan Markle is serious about this thing. This has to be a put on. She can’t possibly be serious about the bees and making candles.

I think it’s an Andy Kaufman level bit, making Megan Markle the greatest comedian of our generation. So I plot her for that. If you want to hear just entertaining savage reviews of the Megan Markle series, check out our sister podcast, Palace Intrigue, where we talk about the royals. I’m the writer on it. I’ve been assembling this stuff.

When I say the reviews are unkind, that’s an understatement anyway. Christina p said she’s an actress playing the part of a human being right now, and it’s not working. Christina shared this with her one million followers on TikTok and said, I don’t know what the bleep of this show is. The problem from minute one is that she’s trying to be perfect all the time and it reads as phony, as inauthentic and not fun. Megan, you just need to be an actress.

Just go act You’re great in suits, but when it comes to being a household branded name, you better be that thing through and through, otherwise people know that you’re being fake and inauthentic. She’s like, I don’t even like honey, but now I appreciate it because I see how hard it is to get.

And then she makes beeswax candles out of real beeswax.

But she’s like, I’ve never done this before. Yeah, you’ve never done this before, And I can tell. We can all tell. Savage Love at Ballas Intrigue, where you get your shows, Matt Rife is playing two nights at Madison Square Garden this summer. Matt says it’s so unbelievable.

It’s about as big as a comedian can get. Realistically, I think there’ve only been about four comedians who’ve done stadiums above arenas, even if it’s not MSG. I mean, the Toyota Center is a dream, but it gets to Madison Square Garden above that it does seem like all the bucket list items are checked off at that point. It’s the most famous venue on the planet stadium wise. Bill Burr has definitely played Fenway Gable, Glacias has definitely played Dodger Stadium.

Larry the Cable Guy has played a football stadium in Nebraska. I’m sure I’m forgetting others, and you can remind me in the Facebook group Daily Comedy News podcast group. Rife says it’s actually not the first time he’s played MSG. I opened for Dave Chappelle on his fiftieth birthday and I got a taste of it. I was like, Wow, this would be unbelievable to do on my own someday.

Here we are, two years later, actually making it happen. I’m stoked. New York City has always been good to me. A mecca of stand up. Riife talked about arenas versus smaller theaters and said I can do the same kind of show in a three hundred person comedy club as I do in a twenty thousand seat arena all time out there.

I would think the likes of Jim Gaffigan would disagree on that, And I remember quoting Jim on something like that maybe two weeks ago, and Jerry might disagree. I’m not a performer. I don’t know. Riife said, that’s kind of what I pride myself on, being able to take the same kind of performance, same type of show, and same energy that’s relatively intimate to such a big room. Yes, there’s fifteen thousand plus people there, but it just feels like we’re hanging out at one party.

Some comedians can sometimes step out of their comfort zone, but me, just people there. The energy in an arena is miraculous. Man. I don’t know how it’s to describe it. It’s incompet it’s to be the same adrenaline rush is when someone catches a game winning touchdown.

It’s so much fun and you could feel everybody having fun. It’s like getting hit with a blast of positivity, which I imagine is the same description an adult film star would give. Rife welcomes newcomers, and he was asked what they can expect. I guess it would be context and more context. Comedians never want to give away too much online.

That’s why I post so much crowd work, because there’s such unique instances that are never going to be duplicated. That’s what unique is. Yes, I’m a language snob when it comes to unique, I highly doubt I’m ever going to see that person again. I’m never going to be in the same circumstance and the same venue again and never hear the same story. So it’s almost like a little this is kind of what’s happening at the show.

If you come to the show, you’re gonna get an hour of material, you’re gonna get interactive experience as well. I’m most likely gonna talk to somebody and have a fun interaction there and again, going back to the energy, Yes, we’re all entertained sitting and staring at our phone all day thinking haha, that’s funny. But to actually sit there and experience and be part of it, it’s physical experience as much as mental and emotional. For anyone who has never been to a comedy show before, it’s the same as going to music concert. No, it’s not.

You gotta hear your favorite musician live. We’ll keep an eye on this one. Kevin Hornt’s Bridgeport show was canceled for an unknown reason. Kevin Hart was supposed to play the Total Mortgage Arena in downtown Bridgeport on March twelfth. Ticketmaster said the event organizer has had to cancel.

Kevin Hart never afraid to take a gig. He likes to work. He’s got a new animated series because of course he does. This one is called Lil keV. Not the most original idea here at Kevin.

I feel like Chris Rack has done this before. The series is set in nineteen ninety three in North Philadelphia and follows twelve year old Kevin Hart, who’s wilder man and unshakable optimism constantly collide with his neighborhood’s harsh realities. Kevin Hart stars as Kevin Hart. Wanda Sykes stars as Kevin Hart’s hardworking mother Nancy, alongside Dian Cole, who stars as Uncle Richard Junior, Nancy’s formerly incarcerated younger brother. The show blend’s comedy and satsire while tackling real life issues.

Lil keV is the first original animated series for b et plus, and if you visit beet dot plus at a big long url, you can watch episode one. Here’s the story I bumped yesterday because it was political and we weren’t doing that yesterday. Lewis Black spoke to Dailycommercial dot Com. Lewis is not happy with this whole do g Elon Musk thing. Lewis has only twenty percent of our workforce in the federal government comes from Washington, d C.

And I’ve said for a long long time that I worked for the federal government for the Appalachian Regional Commission. My father worked for the federal government as an engineer. He went to work, he did his work, He built c minds, and he helped make defensive weapons. Right says his father didn’t sit around going gee, I wonder he did his full day’s work. Jobs are important to people, gives their lives.

Meeting at about ninety five percent of the people who work for the Feds. It’s what they do and they love what they’re doing. But they’re being treated as if they did something wrong. And DOGE has no proof except for the fact that they think they need to cut them out. Don’t act like because you work in the private sector, holier than now.

And this is where normally there’s a print interview. I’d get into a lot of profanities. Lewis said, the job cuts don’t make sense. You know we’re lowering the taxes for rich people. I mean, this isn’t brain surgery.

There is a comedic musical artist out of the UK. I’m not sure how they pronounce the name of their band pay attention here. I think is pronounced kont in the Gang ku n and another letter I always pronounced kunt in. The Gang have released a new song about the ailing Pope. It is called Is the Pope Gonna Croak?

And I’m recording this on Friday afternoon. Hopefully the Pope has not passed away between me recording this and the sentence personally, I hope all people live a long life, and I will mention for the second time in three days I’m of the Catholic fate anyway. Is the Pope Gonna Croak underlines the fact that the Pontiff is not made of magic and someday, like all of us, he will pass away. And like I said, hopefully not between Friday and meeting recording this. Let’s see what’s happening at south By Southwest on a Sunday four o’clock improv for Humans with the best improvisers in the universe.

All right, who were the best improvisers in the universe? They are, apparently James Adomian Anthony Tamnwick. Those are two good choices. Matt Besser, great choice, Lisa Gilroy, great choice. Yeah, anybody else, you know, if we want to challenge their premise that these are the best improvisers in the universe.

So there are other good improvisers. Wayne Brady always seem pretty good to me at it. Who else would you add? Facebook group, Daily Comedy News podcast Group. Five o’clock The Comedians Comedian is recording an episode with Scott Ackerman.

At six o’clock, The Stand presents WITS Live at south By. WITS is this new comedy network that got a lot of press earlier in the week. Kudos to their pr people. They announced some podcasts and just every media outlet picked it up. Personally, I think the reaction was oversized to what was actually announced, but that’s neither hearing her there.

Congratulations to them. They’ve got a Sunday night slot at south By, and on this show, Joe DeRosa, Sam Jay Ian Lara and TJ. Miller.

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Also at seven o’clock, The don’t Tell Comedy All Stars.

Now, I had this question. Normally, don’t tell comedy doesn’t tell us where the show is, that’s what it is. But this one is at the creak of the cave at seven o’clock and I even know who’s performing. It’s Greerborn’s, Drew Dunn, Megan gilly Opi Olagbaju, and Laura Peak. Now, guys, that’s not what don’t tell comedy is.

This is the opposite of don’t tell comedy. This is tell comedy, which is a hack joke, but it is the proper joke to make in this circumstance, despite it being hack. Eight o’clock Bonnie McFarlane, None of This is Real, says parentheses stand up comedy special. What does that mean? Let me click on it.

Join award winning comedian and writer Bonnie McFarlane for an exclusive live taping of her new comedy special None of This Is Real. On the bill, Rich Voss, Drew Dunn, and on a McFarlane. Pretty busy for Sunday Night. A lot of times Sundays are Debta Comedy festivals, Allegian Knight’s at X at nine o’clock. Chad Dommiani Christina, Catherine Martinez, A porn A Naturla, Natalie Palaminez, Nick Fune, Melissa Via Signor.

I like that line up a lot. I would go to that. The description spend the night with comics and clowns. We love as we bring the Allegians eponymous variety show on the Road Legion Night’s launched late in twenty four at the opening of The Allegian’s new room, The Vault, at ten o’clock a live comedy event called Would You Bang Him? Rich Voss and Barney McFarlane.

This hilarious mock game show features a lineup of male comedians delivering quick sets to a panel of female judges, who then answered the question would you Bang Him? I love it? Reggie Conquest, Drew Dunn, Punky Johnson, Jay jorden Ian, Lara vonn Ay, McFarlane, Caitlin Plufo boy, She’s every roll of a sudden, Rich Voss, Maddy Wiener. That sounds like fun. And at eleven, the super Good show they have.

I think it’s AI or otherwise. It’s a stylized photo of what a comedy audio might look like. It just looks so fake. Whatever generated it. This is a stand up comedy show that is advertised love the description on it.

Alex English, Lynn Cobletz, Pete Lee, Maddy Wiener, Godfrey all right, I haven’t done this in a while. I’m gonna do, though, what if we were there? What would I make you go to? Let’s see at four o’clock we’re absolutely hitting Matt Besser. That’ll take us to five point thirty, so we’re gonna miss Scot Ackerman.

Boy, that’s a shame six o’clock show, Let’s skip that and go to Let’s see, Let’s do Don’t Tell at seven. Then we’ll grab a beverage and do would you bang him? At ten? And I’m old, I can’t stay up for the late show. I’m going to bed.

You can solo on that one. And the Sydney Comedy Festival has announced their lineup. Now, if you’ve been listening for a few years, in April, you’re going to hear me really deep dive on the Sydney Comedy Festival. I like to see what’s going on down there and share some different comedians so you know we’re not every day going Hey, Bill Bird did this and gafficated that it’s fun to talk about other people, So I personally really really enjoy spotlighting. The Sydney Comedy Festival back for its twentieth anniversary, three hundred and forty shows from April twenty first to May eighteenth, a lot of good content.

In the second half of the podcast from Me, Scottish comedian Daniel Sloss kicks things off with the festival’s first one Night Stand, a Sydney exclusive show at the Sydney Opera House. That’s Thursday, April twenty fourth. New for twenty twenty five is the Sydney Comedy Festival Comedy Crawl, where audiences move from bar to bar for surprise sets and surprise venues. That’s fun.

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Also breakouts a mentorship program supporting formergent comedians Alan Fang…

That’s fun. Highlights from this year’s lineup, says the press release. Ozzie Sallen includes Rhys Nicholson, comedy legend and star of RuPaul’s Drag Race down Under. Let’s see the viral Filipino Australian podcasters, The Cheat Coders, Mexican Australian comedic wrestlers Lucha Fantastica Love It. Some Internet national acts include Brazilian comedian Fabio Rabine performing in Portuguese, Malaysian stand ups Cavin, Jay Gazel and Poppy Zach.

They are the Malaysian Comedy All Stars and the lineup Balls includes Guy Montgomery, Barker, Melanie Bracewell and Nazim Hussein, Becky Lucas, Joel Creasy, Rhys Darby you know him from Flight the Conquerors and Steph Broadbridge. Looking forward to the Sydney Comedy Festival. And that is your comedy news for today, See you tomorrow.

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hey there, Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Now, if you listened yesterday, you heard that I was just kind of bothered by how serious the show was yesterday. So I’m gonna just make today comedy comedy, comedy, comedy comedy, and I’m even gonna flip the order. If you listen all the time, you know there’s a rhythm to how I do things.

I’m throwing that out the window today. So let’s start with south By Southwest and see who’s playing tonight. At four o’clock, a recording of Comedy Bang Bang in the history of my career, the only show that I ever walked out of, but I understand a lot of people enjoy Scott Ackerman. We’re told to expect special guests and plenty of surprises and maybe a few familiar places. So that’s at four o’clock for fans of Comedy Bang Bang.

Another live podcast at five o’clock today, it’s The Comedians Comedian with a Parna Nurla. I enjoy a partner a lot at The Comedians. Comedian is Stuart Goldsmith. This is a popular British pod. More My Alley at six o’clock, The Upright Citizens Brigade, ass Cat for Us is an as Cat, Anthony Nasamnuwick, Scott Ackerman, Matt Besser, Lisa Gilroy, Lauren Lapkis.

I met some other people in town drop in on that one. That one is at six Nice Show, ninety minute show. There seven o’clock Creek Side Comedy, Parentheses Live Comedy. It’s at the Creek in the Cave. James Adomian, Oh, I guess he won’t be dropping by the CV show.

That was my guess, right, James Adomia, Nico Karney, Megan Gaily, Stuart Goldsmith, Lynn Copletz. At eight pm, the show called an Evening at the Hollywood Improv. This one at Estra’s Folly’s, which is not the Hollywood Improv, but they’re celebrating the fiftieth anniversary of LA’s legendary Hollywood Improv. Your lineup, Doug Benson, Jay Jorden, Opiolig Baju, Melissa Vi and Signor. They tell us, while our stage at south By may not boast the iconic brick wall, it’s still part of our legacy and we’re excited to feature some of our favorite comedians bringing down the House, nine o’clock at the Creek in the Cave comedy for cave dwellers.

Rear Born’s been hearing his name a lot. Catherine Blandford or Riggie Conquest of Punky Johnson, Caitlin Palufo, a lot of buzz on her lately. Good sets at ten o’clock Alex English, Todd Glass, Aparna, Kristen Toomey eleven o’clock Southwest skang Fest brought this up the other day. You live long enough, you find yourself doing south By Southwest. Welcome to the establishment, skang Fest, Joe Rosa, Sam Jay, Bonnie McFarland and Eddie peppotone on that lineup.

Hey, it pays the bills. I don’t judge. Tree Crowder has a special coming out next week on the eight hundred Pound Grilla YouTube channel. In trash Daddy, tree Crowder tackles everything from the absurdity of cultural and social stereotypes to his unusual and hilarious childhood upbringing as he reflects on his ultimate parntal role as a trash daddy. There is a trailer.

Let’s listen. I try to make myself feel better by telling myself it’s not a Southern accent thing. It’s an American accent thing, like the idea that any thick regional American accent can sound kind of dumb, not just this one. You know, like if you go to the doctor to get some test results back, Yeah, you don’t want this accent from the doctor. I know you don’t, right, you don’t.

But you also don’t want some mate ball from the Bronx, you know, Like, listen, it is what it is. You got stage four cancer. What are you gonna do? No, no, no, what are you gonna do? I’ll tell you what you’re gonna do.

You’re gonna take emo, You’re gonna take you righty a shit, You’re gonna kick cancers. Actually, I don’t want a Bronx doctor. I take that by ills. Sounds sounds pretty inspiring. Actually.

Nimish Pzil will premiere his new stand up social instant Karma Tuesday, April, first good day for comedy. I don’t think there’s a statement there. I think it’s just a Netflix special and those come out on Tuesday, and this year one April is a Tuesday. Instakarma is Nimishpatel’s first hour Netflix in insta Karma Nimess dives deep into the experience of growing up as a first generation Indian American. Nimesh, the lovable outlaw of his family, breaks down his relationship with his traditional parents, the mischief he causes a kid, and whether or not he’s become a better person now that he’s an adults.

For Reade the Seas, he hasn’t no trailer yet. One of the jokes we’re told, and he obviously tells it better than I do. My parents spent two hundred thousand dollars for me to get a degree in finance. Zero return on that investment. That’s good.

Let’s do gossip Corner because we’re trying to keep it light and fun after yesterday’s podcast. Normally Gossip Corner goes on the second half, but we’ll do it here. You know who’s on gossip Corner again. Joe Coy. He was in Green Bay and hung out with some Green Bay Packers.

They are football players. The Joe Cooy concert was date night for Packers head coach Matt Lafleur and wife and for incoming Packers president CEO ed Policy the Policies and the Laflor’s post For a selfie with Joe Cooy and signed a cheesehead football for Joekoy. Now, Joe Koy, you may know the name. You’re like, how do I know that name? Johnny Mack, I’ve heard of Joekoy before.

He’s the guy remember the Golden Globes. He hosted the Golden Globes and he told a joke about Taylor Swift. Here, let’s listen. As you know, we came on after a football doubleheader. The big difference between the Golden Globe the NFL.

On the Golden Gloves, we have fewer climber shots of Taylor Swift. I’m sorry, never gets old. And I’m picturing a friend of the show, Mike Chisholm from The Letterman Podcast. He likes this kind of humor. This is the Letterman influence on me, where you just beat a joke forever.

It’s funny. Scott Beckett’s throwing things. More gossip Corner, More football gossip Corner. You know who was at Shane Gillis’s SNL. George Kittle, Christian McCaffrey, and Kyle Chusk.

They were all at SNL and they’re like, who are those guys? They sound familiar. They are san Francisco forty nine Ers, also a football team. Kittle went on inster and posted pictures of himself and his forty nine Ers team m It’s on set. Kittle also took a picture with Mike Myers.

More gossip corner. Dave Chappelle hit a basketball game. He was court sided a the UD Arena watching the Dayton Flyers rally from a fourteen point deficit in the second half and the Dayton Flyers beats Saint Louis seventy five sixty seven in the final home game of the season. Chappelle took seats in the opening minutes of the second half. Where was Dave the first half?

Was he in a skybox as he’d come to college basketball games late. Who knows, but we’re told. Dave Chappelle posts for photos with the fans during timeouts. He received applause from the sellout crowd later in the second half when he was shown on the scoreboard. After the game, Dave walked into the tunnel and waited for the University of Dayton players.

He posts for photos with the Flyers and then with Dayton coach Anthony Grant. Chappelle said, I’ll be back too. Coach Grant said, we appreciate you. In the postgame press conference, coach Grant said, it’s not every day you get Dave Chappelle in the house. Let’s keep it light, stuff that normally goes on the second half.

Comedy albums. You like comedy albums. These I didn’t get to yesterday because it was all angsty. In case you missed it, Rachel Pegram’s new album, Silly, Loud and Delightful is out on a Special Thing Records. It was recorded live in front of a late night crowd and Rachel settled everyone in with a neighborly INTROI before getting right to it with her hot takes on top of his including bagfoot and white people.

Now, is that two topics are one? I think it’s one, including bigfoot and white people, and there’s no comma. Probably one topic, but anyway, Bigfoot and white people, her personal history of being a late comer to art, garfunkle, discovering porn, losing her virginity, and a whole lot more so I think the topic is bigfoot and white people, one big topic. One way to find out. Check out her album Silly Loud, Delightful out now on a Special Thing Records also out a new album by Somalia.

Born in California, raised in Minneapolis, based comic a med Kaloff, a men’s album is called Hobby d Hoy. On it, he shares how to beat tough odds, like being born in a Somali refugee camp, but growing up to out white the wife of a brewery owner, and learning how to walk again after breaking his leg at thirty. Oh no, wehe there you go. We got through the first half of the podcast, no angst. It was all light and fun and silly and no politics and you know, none of the stuff we talked by yesterday.

So oho got that done. To take the break, we’ll come back. We’ll do stuff that normally would be in the first half. New Dad Andrew Schultz till the l eight times. When I can end my day by five forty five pm, I’m good because that means I get to spend time with my daughter and just be a dad for a while.

It’s the greatest feeling on earth, Schultz said. The second you have a kid, every feeling you have is the hackiest feeling ever. Whenever they laugh, it’s the best laugh in the world. When they smile, you melt you’d do anything for them. LA Times is curious, Hey, Andrew, is becoming a parent helped you write new comedy, and he said, I haven’t written a single joke since I had my daughter, or since the tour stopped, so now it’s all focused on trying to make her laugh.

The world gets really small and has made me reflect on comedy material about kids a lot, because when I was growing up, my favorite comedians would do this comedy about how they kind of hated their kids. And when you first have a kid, you’re gonna be shocked at how cloche all your feelings are. The second you have a kid, every feeling you have is the hackiest feeling ever. Whenever they laugh, it’s the best laugh in the world. When they smile, you melt, you’d do anything for them.

Good job by the La Times, who asked, we’re in this new era of comedy where more comedians are talking about being parents in today’s world and being open and honest about not only raising them, but the conceiving process, which is the heart of your special What’s it like being so vulnerable, Andrew said, cathartic. It was nice in the beginning. It was nice because there are stages. When I first started writing it, I wasn’t even like writing an hour. I was just kind of I was talking about what was going through.

It was just getting back on stage and taking some time off from the last special.

And then my wife and I were trying to get pregnant.

I remember coming back from Burning Man, I was going to a big birthday party for her mom. But I remember that was when we first started trying. I remember doing it and afterwards being like, it’s probably okay if we don’t get pregnant this time, just because I didn’t know it was in my bloodstream at that point. I mean, I was at Burning Man for a week and then I’m gonna go make a baby. So it didn’t happen that time, and then another month went by, didn’t happen.

Another one went by, didn’t happen. I was like, ooh, is it hard to get pregnant. I couldn’t fathom it was hard. You know, my whole life’s been trying about not get women pregnant. The amount of stress that’d go through and plan bees and all the other crap.

Dallycommercial dot Com caught up with Lewis Black, who I thought was retiring at the end of last year, but he’s still out there on tour. Oh wait, now I could edit this. He he got political here. I’m not doing that today. You get bounced to tomorrow Lewis Black John, why don’t you edit this out because I want you guys to know what’s going on here.

I’m bouncing the wid black story Tomorrow. I’m not doing it.

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Moving on, bounce the throwing a Guark talked about her weight loss.

She up up about using weight loss medications and the Internet being the Internet got mad at her. She thanked her supporters and told her haters she doesn’t owe an explanation to anybody. Zarna said, anything else is just exhausting. I talked about this recently on a Zarnaguard Family podcast episode, not realizing the impact it would have an offering relief to so many. I see you, I am you.

Proceed with proper medical advice and live your best life. Hater’s gonna hate. We don’t engage in the debate. She revealed she received hundreds of dms for opening up about the use of weight loss meds and wrote in twenty twenty five, can we stop the bs of pretending we’re perfect? Take the meds.

Don’t take the meds, do your thing with kindness around you, and keep it moving. Zarna shared before taking the weight loss medicine, she constantly thought about food, even when having a meal. She didn’t realize that was a habit until she started taking the drugs. Brad Williams was offered a choice write a five minute bit or anything else. He picked five minute bit.

He said, it’s the greatest feeling in the world writing a new joke and having it work. He first considered a comedy career when he was nineteen. He was at a comedian show and tells the story the comedian called me up on stage, just asked me questions and answer the questions honestly. I didn’t try and make jokes. Well, my answers got laughs, and that was the first adrenaline needle where I was like, ah, this feels awesome.

I just started going to open mic nights, driving as little as five minutes and as much as six hours to do three minutes in front of No One, Drunks and other open my comics whoever. He finds that the stage is almost like meditation. It’s where my focus is, it’s where all my intention is. I’m only worried about what’s happening on stage, and that’s a wonderful, beautiful, simplistic feeling. Brad says, I don’t cover politics because I’m not smart enough to do it.

So if anyone’s worried about coming to my show and hearing a rally that’s either four against whatever side they’re on, they’re not going to hear that. But he tells us, I am going to make you go through a whole cavalcade of emotions in the course of an hour and a half, but ultimately I’m gonna make you leave feeling good. And that’s what I want. I want people to go that was worth a babysitter, and that is your Strey free, happy Daily Comedy News for today. All Right, we got through.

One, uh no for me. I recorded these back to back, so that’s why I’m still feeling the Friday episode. But anyway, see tomor

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Hi, I’m Johnny Mack, host of Daily Comedy News. This is the Friday episode. I just wanted to talk to you guys before we get into the episode. As I put the show together, and you’ll hear me say this during the recording. As I put the show together, I was like, ooh, all these stories are really angsty.

I hope this episode doesn’t annoy people. I hope this episode doesn’t turn people off. It gets into politics, it gets into some social issues, and as I explained in the episode, I just put the stories together and I go, Okay, what’s going on today? And you know, sometimes I’ll be like, oh, that can wait till tomorrow, and you know, this could go next week. The show’s getting long.

Let me bump that. You hear me do that all the time live. But as I put the show together say it’s like, oh, this is going to be very angsty. And I hope you know, nobody who listens to the show every day goes away going ah, the show is getting really political. So I actually recorded Friday and Saturday back to back.

Is today’s show angsty? Yeah? It is, is tomorrow’s show angsty? Not at all went out of my way to make tomorrow just fun and light and silly. Today a little serious.

So this is my little preamble. If you don’t enjoy today’s podcast, I get it. But you know I’m here every day. So you know, if you don’t like today’s hit, stop and come back tomorrow and you like tomorrow’s episode, Okay, let’s hit it. Caloroga Shark Media.

Hey man, what’s up. I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. More from Andrew Schultz. In an interview with The l eight Times, they were curious how Andrew feels a special like life raises the bar for Andrew’s comedy. Great question, Andrew said, I don’t know.

I’m always just trying to do something different. I think that’s the exciting thing for me. Before this special, I was never personal in my comedy at all. Like I didn’t think my life was interesting.

And then when it was tough for us to get pregnant, I think the only thing I c…

I just couldn’t think of anything else and nothing really mattered.

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And then talking about this got really exciting.

On stage. I was like, maybe I could tell stories. I never really told stories on stage. I was like, what if I could make this whole story, and then I didn’t want to tell anybody it was a story because I didn’t want there to be one man’s show expectations, and I wanted them to come in thinking like this is hard hitting stand up for an hour and have that expectation, but also see if I could have a story layered onto it. Spoiler part of the special, Andrew jokes about collecting a sample, if you know what I mean.

The only times was curious as you were collecting a sample, did you think there could be a joke there? Andrews said, Yeah. Sometimes you’re in a moment you’re like, oh, this is kind of funny.

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And then sometimes you’re just talking about it on stage, like you’re really …

And then there’s other parts where you’re just so miserable in the moments you can’t even think about comedy just yet. So I think it was both for sure, new topic. Hey, Andrew, what made you decide facial hair was part of your look? Andrew said, not all of us can grow a beautiful thick beard. Okay, some of us, this is all we got mustache.

I’m no clue. I think this is all I got. To be fair, Andrew warns us, though you can’t go too short. That’s a big no no. Be prepared for a lot of rough looks from people.

Chris de Steffan a hotel Fox News Digital he hasn’t seen American pride on such a large scale since the aftermath of nine to eleven. Chris, and I think our country honestly now, personally, I know that it’s very divided. But I think that and it might be because of exhaustion if you think the other way. I do think we’re going to make a concentrated effort to try to come together a little bit more. Chris said, I mean, you look at this Trump presidency, the very early stages of it versus the last Trump presidency.

I mean, people were trying as much as they could to get anything they could on him, to remove him. People screaming in the streets, so mad the first three months of his presidency. But just like, yeah, there’s issues, people trying, but there’s no like major upheaval because I think people are like, all right, so exhausting, can do it the other way, So why don’t we just try. I feel like we’re unifying more as a nation. There’s more American pride or a country than I remember.

I haven’t felt American pride like this since, honestly, like nine to eleven, like after that, like right after that, there was so much American pride. Everyone came together, and now I feel it again, which I think is good, Chris said. I understand America’s just lines on a map like every other country, where there’s something about having pride as a nation that’s just better for everyone. It’s better for us. I’m not saying America is the only be all end all.

I’m saying it’s good to have pride and where you’re from. Is when I go to other countries, they have pride and where they’re from, and you see their flags flying and they’re proud of something, and that doesn’t mean, hey, you know, we’re number one in Mexico. It’s like, be prideful, be proud to be Mexican, be price to be American, and we can work together. Chris continued. For me, comedians, I think we like to call it as it is, and perception is reality.

I’m in the middle. I’m Chrissy Grayzone. I think even Trump’s efforts like who knows if the executive orders will pass, who knows if we’ll buy Greenland or Candadates is gonna be the fifty first state? Who knows right, could just be wild things he’s saying. But I do think what it’s doing is trying to reassert in an American dominance, which again is just good for our pride as a nation.

The combination of stories today has me a little worried that some of you are gonna go away and be like this show has gotten really political. I just do whatever comes out, and that there’s a couple of stories coming down in the first half here that are also political ish. It’s just the zeitgeist today, So let me just do a palate cleanser here. We’ll do something else. But again, I don’t wake up and be like, I’m gonna put out a political message today.

It’s not what the show is anyway. Friend of the show, Jason Zinneman talk to Bill Burr. Jason writes in The Times, I begin to tell bur there was something he often talks about that resonates with me. When he cut me off Bill went horse ores, He respondedly, back in chuckling in a gray hoodie and jeans. That sentence almost sounds like Norm MacDonald.

Right, hores, he responded, leading back in chuckling at a gray hoodie and jeans. Now, I responded, I’m not talking about hores, fully appreciating how funny it sounds for a New York Times journalists to say this in an interview. Yes, Jason’s in him been writing. No, I’m not talking about whores. Is funny, Jason writes, So, I wanted to talk about male anger, a long time theme of Burr’s stand up.

I won’t drop into a half assed bur impression because I want to catch Jason’s words Here. He’s quoting Burr, who said, let me ask you this, he said, flashing an intense stare. You’ve been with me for an hour. Do I seem like an angry person? Jason writes, I pause.

He did appear a little annoyed when I picked a fight with him about a bit he does about women’s sports. Burr is not the only one who likes messing with people, but alone in conversation, Burr seems like the same guy he is in front of a crowd, only more cerebral than my old mannerd Burs said, there’s a lot of truth in the guy you see on stage where you just looking at me for one side, Jason writes, the side I see here is a guy with anger issues who learned how to control them. Yeah, there’s some sort of uh. I almost suspect it’s a pr campaign. You’re in.

Burr’s got a special out a week from today. You’re gonna see a lot of Burr has grown up and changed his ways and learned how to become a better man. That seems to be the messaging on the mainstreaming of Bill Burr that he became a better man, which is fun. We should all become better people than we were yesterday. I strive to do that, probably like you, there are things in my past that I’m not too proud of.

I don’t have a time machine. All I could do is be better today than yesterday. So I’m not saying Burr’s a jerking face for being a better guy, but there does seem to be some sort of campaign around that messaging is what I’m picking up. Burst said, I want to lose my edge. I don’t want to go through life angry.

And here’s the thing. If you have an edge, you never lose it. I can tap into that whenever I need it. You bark at the other dog and make it go away. I know how to do that, Jason writes.

When I tell him the right wing media figure Ben Shapiro said Bill Burr was going woke, Burr shot back. All he knew is if you put Woke on what I said, he’d make more money. I don’t know who he is, but that guy is a hmm a self enjoying dure. I teach this to my students. I could just read the phrase there.

I mean, the phrase made the New York Times, so it’s not the dirtiest phrase in the world. But sometimes trying to keep it clean makes it a little funnier. And that’s one of the reasons I do the kind of things I do where I won’t say a phrase that made the New York Times in print. Anyway. Bill Burr’s special Drop Dead Years premieres on Hulu March fourteenth.

Now my question for Hulu is if I hit play, am I going to see the entire special? Or with like thirteen minutes to go, is the automation going to cut off the special and I just don’t get to see the closer. I mean, this is a fair question, Hulu. Perhaps your publicists could get back to me and I’ll ask them. Oh, this paired up nicely, and I didn’t do this on purpose.

Remember when Jason Zinnemann wrote, Burr’s not the only one who likes messing with people, someone who liked to mess with people. But Tresea O’Neil. I’ve spoken about this in the past. I did not enjoy the man’s company. His whole thing was messing with you, and great, dude, I’m here to just be a professional broadcaster and knock out this segment that we’re going to do today.

I don’t need to mess with may just be a professional. Didn’t like Patrese O’Neil. Sorry he passed away. I understand the New York City comedians revere him. Didn’t like the man.

The twelfth annual Patrise o’nil Comedy Benefit Concert is a night of stand up comedy to honor the memory of Patrise O’Neil. This year, performances by Rosebud Baker Greer bourns I’m seeing a lot of buzz on Greer all of a Sudden DC, Benny Bilberr, Tim Dillon, to misch Ptel, Sean Patten, and Rich Voss. It’s at the New York City Center. All tickets seventy five dollars including fees. May eighteenth, Doors open at seven.

Performance at allegedly seven point thirty. Nice nice line up there. Tracy Morgan coming back to NBC and teaming up with Tina Fay in untitled comedy. Tracy Morgan plays a disgraced football player on a mission to rehabilitate his image. Tina Fey is the executive producer on the sitcom.

It’ll be written by thirty Rock colums Robert Carlock and Sean Means. So that is telling me NBC wants to be in the Tina Fay business. Very interesting, Lauren Michaels Snel, You see where I’m going there. They want to be in the Tina Fey business. I mean, it’s a good business to be in, but just interesting because I’m not sure.

In the twenty twenty five twenty twenty six media landscape, b a Tracy Morgan NBC sitcom is you know what the world is into these days? Nothing against Tracy Morgan, It’s just NBC sitcom doesn’t mean what it meant in the nineties, That’s all I’m saying there. Tracy will also star in Paramount Plus is upcoming comedy The Crutch, which is a spinoff from The Neighborhood. Tracy plays Francois Frank Crutchfield aka Crutch, a Harlem widower whose empty nest plans are put on hold after his millennial son and free spirited daughter moved back home. It’s expected to premiere it later this year.

All Right, some of the angsty stuff that had me nervous as I put the show together. Michael Rappaport’s in the news now. Anytime I mentioned Michael Rappaport, and I’ve brought this up in the past, it’s always like an angsty, angry controversy. It’s never like Michael Rappaport went to the children’s hospital, he gave out teddy bears. The nurses said he was the nicest man we ever met.

It’s never that. It’s always something like this from The Daily Wire, Michael rapp Report slammed a leftist Canadian politician for encouraging lawmakers to ban him from doing stand up comedy shows in Canada. Rap Report made his opinions known and a column he wrote for The Free Press, Canada’s new Democrat Party member, Heather McPherson had referenced rap Reports significant criminal history. I’m not familiar with that at all. Is that a thing?

I’m not familiar with that at all. If you asked me, is Michael Rapp Report a criminal? I would say absolutely not. But maybe I’m wrong. I googled the phrase Michael Rapp Report criminal.

I don’t see anything. Maybe I’m forgetting something. I’m gonna type in Michael Rapp Report crime, Google tells me. On May eighteenth, nineteen ninety seven, a rap Report was arrested for harassing ex girlfriend Lily Taylor and charged with two counts of aggravated harassment. A page six article that says, years before Michael Rapp Report’s court battle with bart Tool Sports, the actor once pleaded guilty to arresting ex girlfriend Lily Taylor.

Okay. New Democrat Party member Heather McPherson referenced to Rappaport’s significant criminal history, history of Islamic phobic speech and tendencies towards inciting violence as reasons for her proposed ban of Michael Rappaport She adds, we’re witnessing an alarming increase in Islamophobia in Canada and globally. All Canadians deserved to feel safe in our communities. New Democrats are calling on the Liberal government to deny entry to Michael Rappaport. She concluded by saying hate has no place in Canada.

Rapaport responded, writing, I have no criminal history other than calling my ex girlfriend Lily Taylor too many times in nineteen ninety seven. I’m not ashamed I was in love. I have no outstanding warrants. I don’t have any parking tickets. As far as Racislamophobia, my only phobia currently is of a radical Jihattis.

I’ll admit I have a phobia of anybody wants to kill hert or dehumanized Jews. The irony here is that McPherson, in her post asserted that hate has no place in Canada, except, of course, when hate is directed towards Jews, which Canada apparently has no problem with. He linked that to a report which found quote six hundred and seventy percent increase in anti Semitic incidents in Canada since October seventh, twenty twenty three. Report wrote some more things and then finished with if you’re reading this other a front row seats reserved for you in the New Democrats. That’s a genuine offer.

Another angsty one, this from AM New York. CJ is from Brooklyn and was having a wonderful day in Brooklyn. AM New York tells us she and her husband went to an exciting fundraiser at her son’s school before deciding to finish off a fun day at a local comedy club. Right, they definitely want us to know. The day was wonderful and it was a fun day, AM New York.

Right, she had no idea she’d end the night in tears after comedian on stage performed a set of jokes culminating with one personal attack. I wasn’t there, so I’m just going to admit the comedian’s name. It is not a famous comedian, CJ told AM New York. Most of the comedians were fantastic, at least until a comedian Question took the stage after ten pm and included a routine that focused on Jewish people and the Israeli Hamas war in the Middle East. CJ explains he starts with how Jews must find free Palestine, really confusing becase we love free stuff.

Then he said, I don’t know about you, but a Palestinian has never kept my security deposit. From a comedy standpoint, as a Roman Catholic recording a podcast in a basement, I don’t know what faith this comedian is. I don’t know what background this comedian is. But it’s not like I haven’t heard that sort of joke before, and I don’t know the nuance of the joke. So the quote from the person who went to the show was must find free Palestine really confusing because we love free stuff.

CJ identifies as Jewish, So is the we there the way the joke was told. So is this a Jewish comedian going because we love free stuff? Or is CJ self identifying and was the joke because they love free stuff? That I don’t know that would add some nuance to this story. CJ and their husband said they didn’t find the jokes funny, but understood that it was comedy, and hope did move on to something else.

Okay, But then apparently the comedian brought up the subject of slavery among Jews in history. I don’t have any information about what that part of the set was about and what the materials sounded like. CJ explains, at this point, I was getting visibly upset, almost crying at this point. It’s very sensitive. I’ve dealt with a lot of anti Semitism over the last five hundred and eight or so days.

CJ claims. The comedian then said something, quoting the article here along the lines of and then quoting along the lines of what the comedian said, something like wanting to go kill somewhere babies, this article says. The audience laughed. CJ then broke down in tears and left the club. Edward Ferrell is a spokesperson for the Williamsburg Comedy Club, told AM New York that the venue believes in free speech, especially on a comedy club stage, and will not be taking any action against the comedian.

Williamsburg Comedy Club is a place for comics to take chances. Unfortunately, people occasionally get offended. That’s out of our control. I hear jokes about many issues, topics and groups in the club that I don’t always agree with or laugh at. I will not censor any of the comics who were lucky enough to have on our stage.

A comedian made a joke and I stand by his right to do so. CJ said, I would love an apology from the club. They want to refund our ticket prices, That’s great, but whatever. What I’d really like is for at least one person to see this and not support this comedian, and to warn other Jewish people that if you see this guy’s name on a comedy lineup, don’t go. The comedian is scheduled to do some more appearances, heavy one today.

All right, let’s see what else we got here. Let’s go to Gossip Corner. Gossip Corner is always fun. Joe Coy, you remember Joe Koy, Scott. I’m doing the bit because this has been a heavy show.

I’ve been trying to solve peace in the Middle East and Trump and I gotta do something funny. So Joe Koy one time he hosted the Golden Globes. You remember the Scott Beckett. Yeah, and he told this horrible, mean joke about Taylor Swift. Let’s listen.

Uh, the big difference between the Golden Globes and the NFL. On the Golden Gloves, we have fewer camber shots of Taylor Swift. Anyway, last weekend, I’ve had a bounce this all week Joe Coy was in DC. This show’s a mess today, I’m trying. Joe Coy was in DC last weekend and he stopped by Purple Patch to gobble up delicacies from fellow Filipino chef Patrese Cleary.

Apparently Joe had some red Snapper Rihanna with crab and mushroom adobo at the Eater thirty eight. It’s some interesting fact checking here. On Saturday night, Joe Coy told the crowd at the Capitol One Arena that he’s never had Filipino food like that before. Oh but fact check, Purple Patch had previously catered Joe Coy back in twenty twenty two. Hmmm, is Joe Koy lying about what kind of Filipino food he eats?

Investigation? Oh, this one’s too serious. I get a bounce this Sorry, that goes to tomorrow. Shane gillis only the sixth most controversial thing I’ve talked about today. His SNL drew four point two seventy five million viewers and eight hundred and ninety five thousand viewers in the eighteen to forty nine demo, which I’ve aged out of, compared with the most recent regular episode, which was Timothy Chellamy on January twenty fifth.

That was down thirteen point seven seven percent among total viewers and down thirteen point two eight percent in the demo. However, it was a step up from the sixth most controversial person on Today’s Podcast, Shane Gillis. When Shane hosted in February of twenty four, he was up seven point two percent from the year before, however, with viewers aged eighteen to thirty four down ten and a half percent. Hmmm.

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Also, I saw they adjested the Conan numbers.

Let me pull that up Conan oscar readings. I remember they were saying earlier in the week it was slightly down. The Holly Reporter now saying nope, it was slightly up, averaging nineteen point sixty nine million viewers on ABC and Hulu. Of course, those of us watching on Hulu didn’t get to see the end, not that I’m mad about that or anything. The original reported number was eighteen point zero seven.

The nineteen point sixty nine million viewers is about two hundred thousand more than the nineteen point four to nine for the twenty four oscars back before the pandemic. The twenty twenty Oscars drew twenty three point six four million viewers, and south By Southwest Comedy has kicked off. Let’s see who’s there tonight. It starts with Comedy Kickoff at seven pm. Jay Jorden, Bonnie McFarlane, Oppi Alak Baju, Caitlin Palufo.

I’m seeing buzz on all of a sudden. If I were there at seven point thirty, you would find me at Elon Musk Disrupt Democracy l subtitled James Adomian as Elon Musk. The description interplanetary savior of Advanced Evolution, billionaire polymouth genius and Supreme Shadow President Elon Musk. Asterisk steps now into the light along with his most feared advisors to train the fierce fangs the dochegoons upon Austin, Texas. The Asterisk says, not actually Elon Musk.

Great, great lineup, heer James Adomian, Anthony Tamniwick, Matt Besser, Chad Damiani, Alex English, Christina, Catherine Martinez, Natalie Palomides, Boy Besser, Natalie and Tammiwick and Adomian Right there, boy, what a great show. I’m sure we’ll see some buzz on that next week online at nine o’clock. Three Girls, One Glass, Lisa Gilroy, Punky Johnson, Kristen Toomey and Todd Glass. I see what you did there well, titled show ten o’clock only Murderers in the Building, Killer Comics take the stage for a night of mussy stand up. Greer Born still you’ve seen his name ever?

All of a sudden, Lynn Coplets, Eddie Pepetone, Nick Thune. And that’s long enough for a Friday. I’m bumping some things, so I got plenty of free tomorrow and I’m about to record tomorrow. So for me seeing about thirty seconds for you, see you tomorrow,

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Caloroga Shark Media. Busy one today. Hello, I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Took me quite a while to put this one together, and I even moved some stuff into the future. So let’s just jump right in.

John Mulaney’s talk show is back next week. Somehow sort of sneaking up on everybody, least knuck up on me. But here it comes. Mulaney said he never wanted to host a talk show, but he has released a trailer. I have to give you the visual here.

So John is standing in a parking lot and we’re seeing the point of view from like a drone. So John is far away, and the discussion is how should the promo be filmed? It’s a little deconstructionist. So again, picture you’re looking down from on high and John Mulaney is somewhere down there in a parking lot. Let’s listen, let me know, let me know when you’re tight enough that I should say the line is something gonna cue me when I just want to be tight enough to saying the line makes sense?

Okay, And Everybody’s Live is on Wednesdays Live. Okay, So I wait. At twenty, I counted to five myself. So just after you call out twenty, I’ll count to five. And as you heard, the abruptly cut to music.

So it’s got you know that Letterman Cone in twelve thirty kind of vibe there, like where he’s going. During the trailer, he puts on a pair of sunglasses like David Caruso, and then takes them off again like David Caruso. Everybody’s Live with John Mulaney’s now what it’s called March twelve. That’ll run for twelve consecutive wednesdays. That I got to hang out with the trivia guys and or play volleyball and then come home and watch mullaney.

It’s a lot of work. I’m just trying to do a podcast here. Oh poor me, I have to come home and watch Netflix for an hour. Life is so hard doing your podcast, John, I feel so bad for you. Richard Kine returns as John mulanie’s mc M’LINI said the first ever celebrity sit down talk show.

There’s absolutely nothing new about what I’m doing. By taking a lot of elements other people have already done and doing them out of order, it feels new, and that’s what’s important. Andrew Schultz said, a big profile in the La Times, a lot of Schultz press. I’ll break that apart for the next oh, probably six days. It’ll take me to get through all this the La Times.

I was curious why Andrew had Trump on his podcast since the podcast is not political in any way at all. And Andrew said, no, not really. What do you think comedy helped get Trump elected? Andrew? Do you mean Trump going on the podcast Times, well, specifically comedy podcast.

Trump went on several shows, including Your Flagrant Podcast as well as Rogan and Theo. Andrew, I have a maybe more humbled than some, which is that I don’t think it influenced the election at all. I think people were going to vote this way no matter what, and I think seeing him on certain podcasts made them feel more comfortable voicing how they were already going to vote. I don’t think very many people were like watching Trump on Mine or Robo or Theo and then flipped on him one hundred percent. It’s just me.

I don’t know if we have that kind of power. But what he might do is make you feel more confident in publicly sharing how you feel about Trump, right because maybe in those situations he feels a little less radioactive. Schultz. I don’t really care about politics. I just care about culture.

But sometimes politics is the reflection of culture. That’s when I start to kind of key in on it. Now the pendulum is swung the other way, so we’re like out of the censorship area. When we’re in a censorship ere comedians are usually the first ones to complain about it because it kind of affects the way we do our thing, and that’s happened throughout history, and usually you get like really prolific comedians that come out of those times, Carlin being one of them. I mean, even Eddie Murphy, you know, like people in prior the way that they would talk about him, like I can’t believe he’s saying these things.

This is so crazy. So I think censorship in a way is kind of good for comedy. But comedians speak about it, and then comedy’s having a boom, and that’s a reflection of the most influential person on the planet, Joe Rowe and being a comedian and loving comedians and putting comedy at the forefront of his interest. There’s also like a social media aspect and where it’s like everybody wants a funny tweet, a funny picture of funny meme. There’s like currency and being funny.

You know, it’s kind of like the perfect storm. Times asked what was the hardest part in prepping for the interview with Trump? Good question, Andrews said, for me, just that I want to understand who he is. So I spoke to some people close to him. I spoke to Dana White for a while, and I spoke to Don Junior for a while, and I just said, tell me a story.

I want personal stories, Like tell me your relationship. Like you don’t have to tell me who he is or who you think he is, Like tell me moments that have happened between you guys. La Times, what was the goal of the Trump interview when you went into it. Did you feel like you accomplished it? Schultz?

The goal was like the goal with every person I sit down with. I don’t want to tooot our own horn on the pod, but I think we got the best interview with a lot of people, specifically because we’re just trying to find out who you are and make you comfortable enough to hang with us. We’re just trying to have the best hang on the internet. That’s it. I hate that I have I hate that I even have to mention this.

It’s so stupid. We offered tons of Democrats to come on, but you know they didn’t. Mark Cuban came on. I’ll say that, and then Cuban was trying to push more Democrats to come on. He’s a big surrogate for Kamala.

Good followup by the light time. Did they give a reason as for their no? Andrew? I think they’re in a situation where they’re playing like a little bit of prevent defense. And I think it’s a tricky thing.

Again, I speak about these things culturally. I don’t really understand politics, but I can just understand the people’s reaction to things. I think Americans like risk. We like people who are going to take a risk. I think that they were seduced by Bernie Sanders because he looked like he was taking risks.

He was out there like f the billionaires, f these big corporations, they’re taking your money. I want to get your money back, and all of us were like, yo, he’s gonna get killed, like this guy’s fire. I think that’s the tricky thing for the Democrats. They could win this so easily if they made this about class. If they made it a class war, they’d win in a heartbeat.

It’s so easy. But it seems like they’re not willing to do that because I think they have very wealthy people donating a lot of money to them. They don’t want to ruffle those feathers. So I have to make it about identity politics because it’s the only other thing they would win in a heartbeat if they mad it about class. I think you need a young Bernie.

Look at AOC again. I don’t care what you think about her politics, but there are people in her district voted for her and Trump, and I think that’s because people see her as working class and actually want to help the working class, regardless if you think your philosophy is right about it. He talked about the Brilliant Idiots podcast he does with Charlamagne. Dude. It’s the best.

We’ve been doing this over for ten years and now he’s always been this crazy superstar and maybe I’ve gotten a little bit bigger. But then you can see the political websites looking or stuff and basically watching the pod and they’re like clipping it. But the thing I like about it is here we are these guys that like we might disagree in terms of politics about some things, we’re friends for over a decade. It’s just the proof that we don’t need America to be so divided. We hate each other and we’re about to fight, but we can actually be best friends and we could talk smack in, you know, do whatever we’ve been doing for ten years.

In the podcast, while also disagreeing slightly, really great stuff there. The Hollywood Reporter had a similar interview, again, how much time have I spent on Andrew? Ready? I want to keep moving, but this leads into what I want to talk about next. Andrew talked about how he approached his new special and said, I’ve never been personal and I’ve never told stories.

I had to learn what a story was. I read all these books about storytelling, you name it, I read it, and I even bought these cards from Instagram with like storytelling tactics. I wanted to figure out what makes this stuff work? Why are some stories good? Why are some boring?

And it’s the thing unfolded. I was like, Okay, what if I just told one story? But I never wanted to tell anybody it was one story because I didn’t want the one man show expectation. So that leads me to my commentary. I had some time the other night and I was like, oh, I’m hearing good things about Andrew Schultz special.

Let me watch it. And I started to play it, and the note I had before I saw this Hollywood Reporter interview was I didn’t like the storytelling. It didn’t work for me. His opening joke is, okay, it is about Chicago. I won’t spoil it, but I personally have been making that joke since the nineties, at least half of it, and the other half since the early part of this century.

So not an original joke. He did have a good tag on it. Again, I don’t want to spoil it. If you saw it, it involved Chicago. That joke I thought was really good.

But then when he got into the storytelling, I just I didn’t care. Just it didn’t hook me. I lasted seven minutes, which is usually when my comedy special Spidey sense kicks in. Again. Maybe the last fifty three minutes or whatever it is is awesome, that’s not my problem.

I’m a dude in a chair with her remote and I fum board. I’m out. So I was like, all right, let me watch some comedy specials since I blocked out the time. Next, I clicked on rosebud Baker’s special. I was excited about that one, and she lost me really early.

If you’re not familiar with that special, the gimmick is she recorded some of it while pregnant and some of it after having the baby. And the way it’s cut, it’s going back and forth like line by line. So you’re watching it and she’s pregnant, and then the next scene she’s not pregnant, and then she’s pregnant again, and then she’s not pregnant again, and my brain couldn’t handle it, and I’m like, I’m out. Did not last long at all. I’m like, all right, what else is out there?

Oh? Yeah, Lisa Traeger had a special Netflix put in front of me. I clicked on that. I liked her energy a lot. I thought it was fun.

I am a comedy snob. In case you can’t tell, is I’m just hating on everything this morning. But I did think it was fun. I think at its core it was fine. It won’t make my end of the year list.

It’s just fine. It’s just another comedy special. It’s fine. But I did like her energy a lot, and I’m like, all right, let me keep going. Let me head over to Amazon and see this George Lopez special that, as far as I could tell, George Lopez did no promotion for Can I tell you here’s the word I’m using to describe it, horrific, Like George, what are you doing?

It’s kind of like George taking a victory lap. But how about some jokes? Dude, not good at all? And I bailed and I’m like, all right, surely somebody must have done a good comedy special I could watch. I went over to Hulu and Hilarious Christa Stefano was on, and the word I’m gonna use hack.

It’s also tonally off brand for Hulu if I understand the hilarious brand, and maybe I don’t, and maybe the publicist could get in touch with me and tell me what it is. But if Christa Stefano special was on Fox Nation, I’d be like, yeah, okay, this makes sense, and I am saying that for reasons stay with me for the rest of the podcast. But on Hulu it was just kind of weird and off vibe. It felt very Fox and also the jokes are ha, So I went, oh, for five. Now you can say this podcast sucks, because it probably does.

You could say I have no idea what I’m talking about, and I probably don’t. But one dude sitting in a comfy chair with a remote who admits to being a comedy snob, oh for five. Chris de Stefano has been talking a lot lately with Fox News Digital. I see him coming up every day on their site. Chris told Fox News Digital that men competing in women’s sports was a humongous issue for voters and himself at the twenty four election.

Chris believes listing men competing in women’s sports was the catalyst for many people abandoning the Democratic Party in twenty four. Quoting Chris, I think also too, just like a big, big, big, big big thing five bigs was for all of us, for certain comedians and all that. I think the trans women and sports thing was a humongous thing for voters because the you know, left wanted to go with the narrative that people are anti trans and people don’t listen. There are people who hate every group, for sure. I’ve never met someone who wants to physically hurt someone because they’re trans.

I think, like, especially in New York. I think trans people are welcome, quoting Chris. I’m all for anybody’s time on this planet to be as useful as they want it to be and as pleasurable as they want it to be. I mean, you’re only gonna live once. But I think when the Democrats came out and we’re like championing you know, trans females and sports, you forgot about like the actual women, and you forgot about like, hey, I have daughters, Like I don’t want to be competing against someone who’s born in Man just because they do have physiological advantages.

The Stefano proposed creating an all trans league, quoting Chris, I want a trans league, for sure. I would love that. But I want biological women to play against biological women, and men to play against men, and trans people to play with trans people. We’re all for that. Chris also felt that many people traditionally aligned with the Democratic Party, like Joe Rogan, supported many of the party’s causes, but were completely disaffected by the party’s willingness to support men playing in women’s sports, quoting Chris, again, I think specifically on why a guy like Joe Rogan, and again I don’t know, I’ve never asked Joe about this, but what I saw was this shift when we were saying, hey, wait, this is crazy.

I was with some of the other stuff, but like, you can’t be serious about this. Oh my, I just checked the clock. I gonna have a long one today. Wow. I want to talk about George Lopez, his recent Amazon specials being just decribed by some people as horrific.

Well, he’s getting into a new business. He has partnered with Truly Original, a production company behind such series as The Real Housewives of Atlanta and inc. Master. George and those guys are going to develop a number of unscripted projects that The first is a feature documentary about Charlie Murphy. It is called Darkness The Charlie Murphy Story.

It will tell the story of Charlie Murphy, who died in twenty seventeen from leukemia at age fifty seven. Vulture had caught up with Bill Burr. He’s in Glengarry Glenn Ross, and Bill said, I get this guy, this good guy underneath, but he just sw his mouth and rousey, which I did too, And also I think he’s right. Doesn’t have to be that way. It’s funny that was written a long time ago, showing the direction things are going in.

Have people just continue to squeeze people beneath them, and how they get satisfaction out of that. A lot of this new Robert Baronet’s just wildly out of control in every business.

Meanwhile, we’re selling crappy land.

That’s the other thing I like about it. It’s a human thing to act righteous when you’re not righteous. Bill talked about the arts of giving grief to those you love, giving craps an art because you got to feel love underneath it. That’s always out of communicator with people as far as telling them and I like them, teasing them a little bit, hope they’re going to do it back to me. These characters are like a bunch of comedians giving each other crap.

And then there’s the top comic. When human beings get upset, they say the exact opposite. I wouldn’t be like I actually really liked you, so when you say that to me, that really hurts me. It’s funny. His play was written forty years ago and manage still not allowed to say that.

It’s beyond uncomfortable, which is why we communicate in the short bursts of insults that we do all right getting along here. Let me bounce a couple things, But I do want to tell you that JR. Da Guzman’s special is out today on the eight hundred to pound Guerrilla YouTube channel, and the special, titled I’m Your Son, Papa Jr. De Guzman shares and sings the true stories of his Filipino American upbringing, filled with laughter, love, and the complexities of family life. From R and B songs about Asian masculinity and representation to smooth, sultry songs about division in America.

This special will heal you and heal the world. My phone is blowing up. Apparently the New York Marathon did you Get in? Announcement is happening at this hour. I haven’t heard one way or another.

I’m texting with a friend saying, I kind of hope I got to know, because if you get a yes, then you actually have to train for the thing and do it. If you get to know, it’s like, ah, you know I would have ran them, Aratha, but you know they won’t. Levy Ah. There’s a series out today on Hulu is called Deli Boys. Seeing some good buzz on it.

The av Club wrote, like any good sitcom and need some room to grow. Although it is solid bones from the get go, the instant hook is spoilery, but two Pakistani American brothers find themselves running a convenience store chain, only to learn that the chain is actually a front to smuggle drugs. Raj and Meir are thrust into the mafia. Underworld. Show runner Michelle Nader grew up in South Philly and said, I’m not from the rich side of Philly.

I’m from South Philly. So the sort of underbelly of Phillies my world. I think we were attracted to that and what that looked like beyond the doors of the Delhi, what’s really going on? I think Philly has that mystery to it. Interestingly enough, all ten episodes were filmed in Chicago.

We’ll talk about that in a second. The series is set in South Philadelphia’s Gray’s Ferry neighborhood, a locale inspired by Serious. Creator Abdullah Sayid said remembered a story I went to a party when I was at Temple. Some friends had moved into a house in South Philly. We went down there and it was a very dilapidated and dangerous neighborhood.

We were like you sure you guys want to live here. Somebody then told me about Grace Ferry, the Forgotten Bottom. That name always stayed with me. It felt like a place where you could have a business that’s a front and nobody would notice. Now Block Club Chicago, they cover Chicago and explain Chicago has stood in for many cities in the history of film and TV.

They were curious why Deli Boys filmed in Chicago. Executive producer Jenny Conner explained the tax break. Chicago’s a very friendly place to film. I’m making a joke, but really thank God for that tax break. Sayid said, it was very important to us that the show looks like Philly and Chicago really does, not just visually but vibe wise.

That’s a working class city that loves its sports teams and very down to earth. Deli Boys out today on Hulu. I supposedly all ten episodes, but it’s Hulu. You know, you might get into like you might watch the first nine and a half and they’re like, oh, sorry, the stream ended who has been known to do that. I am still furious about that whole Oscars thing.

And from Bloody Disgusting dot com, you know what’s out cannibal comedian, that’s right, and cannibal Comedian’s jokes kill literally. You’ll find this on screen box the log line. By day, Charlie serves killer meatball subs made from unsuspecting travelers yuck. By night, he turns his victims into dark comedy bits at the local club, but when the owner tries to steal the twisted stick, he becomes Charlie’s next bloody punchline. It is cannibal comedian and that is your comedy news for today.

And I bumped like seven stories. I don’t have time to record other episodes. Otherwise I could keep myself a week off, all right, See tomorrow

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hello, I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. John Stewart has officially invited Elon Musk on The Daily Show. Last week, Elon posted on x that he would talk to John Stewart on air if his interview would premiere unedited. Now interesting that he chose premiere great because we could premiere it at three am and then mix some minutes.

But that’s not what they’re going to do. John Stewart began his monologue by reminding his audience that he made a bit of a critique of Elon Musk’s Department of Government efficiency. John said, after thinking about Elon’s offer, I thought, you know, hey, that’s actually how the in studio interviews normally air unedited. So sure would be delighted. As a matter of fact, let me sweeten or unsweeten the pot.

The interview could be fifteen minutes, an hour, two hours, whatever. I’ll be honest, I don’t think this network makes any other programming, so we could do whatever the f we want. That’s really funny, like really really funny. I’ve paused and jumped back in here. Oh it’s so true, John Stuart.

Stuart then addressed Elon’s follow up tweets. In one post, he called the Daily Show host a propagandist, and another heclaimed John Stewart used to be more bipartisan. Stuart said, you give me too little credit. Again. The guy who custom made his own dark maga hat that he wears to opine in the Oval office with the president we spent two hundred and seventy million dollars to elect, thinks I’m just too partisan.

I’m not really sure what he thinks bipartisan means. Elon. If you want to do the show, great, I support in general the idea of efficiency, delivering better services to the American people in cheaper and more efficient ways. And if you want to come in and talk about it on the show, great. If you don’t want to, sure, But can we just drop the pretense that you won’t do it because I don’t measure up to the standards of neutral discourse that you demand and display at all times.

Oh, I know I had such a good reaction to the first time or edit. I don’t want to make the edit here a longer version of the Stewart quote. So we can do whatever there if we want, as long as we want as long as we wrap before the new season of South Park, which comes out in like May or June of twenty twenty six. So I’m game. I think it’ll be a very interesting conversation.

Rob Mills is the executive vice president of Unscripted and Alternative Entertainment at Disney. He told Variety the Conan is welcome back to host the Oscars. Conan absolutely nailed it. It was this sense memory of thirty years of not only him in late night, but when he would host the Emmys and all the stuff he’s done. This was almost like Conan’s greatest hits.

He had a little bit of everything, an incredibly funny monologue that had the hallmarks of what Conan does, silliness, self deprecation, jokes that are funny and then twenty minutes later you realize that they’re really funny. Well, Conan, come back. That’s really up to Conan, but I know we’d love to have him back. I don’t know if this counts as an official offer, but I really hope he wants to come back. It was a joint of privilege and probably the only sort of methodone I could have for not being able to do the show with Jimmy Kimmel.

You know, I come away, I feel like the Oscars is Jimmy Kimmel’s show to host. Like, when Jimmy doesn’t host it, I feel like someone else is just filling in and they’re just going to go back to another eight years of Jimmy Kimmel. That’s high praise for Jimmy. I think he does a fine job. How the Conan was fantastic.

You know, if you Tomy Conan was hosting next year, great, But I kind of in the back of my mind feel like Jimmy Kimble should be hosting the Oscars. A great job, Jimmy, You’ve made a connection in my brain between you and the Oscars. You’ve done a fine job. Rob Mills, Disney’s executive vice president of Unscripted and Alternative Entertainment, discussed how Hulu cut off the Oscars during Best Actress and didn’t show Best Picture. He went all suit and said, that’s not my area of expertise, and obviously you feel bad for the people who we’re trying to watch the show.

It’s unfortunate. It’s unfortunate, it’s unforgivable. Dude. Well, Chris Rock says we should forgive people. I forgive you, mister Mills, but come on, get your act together.

I think the best thing to do is look at it as a way to figure out and make sure it doesn’t happen again. In the show notes is a link to my substack. It’s mcdepod dot substack dot com. I wrote about this on Monday. At the place I used to work, stuff like this would happen, and then we would have the big meeting to make sure it doesn’t happen again.

Like say Carrie Underwood’s trying to perform at the inauguration at her microphone doesn’t work. You have to make sure this doesn’t happen again, and you have a big meetings. I’m glad the Hulu people are having a big meeting to make sure it doesn’t happen again. I’ll give you a solution. Anytime you have a shiny live event, hire a board op for twenty dollars an hour to sit there and actually monitor feed.

It’s twenty dollars. It’s not a lot of money. Disney, You’ve got the coin. You could do this. Rob Mills, the executive vice president of Unscripted and Alternative Entertainment, said It’s not the first time this has happened in streaming and probably won’t be the last.

We were at least moving into this world. We’re meeting viewers where they are, you know, except for the ending of the Oscars. Like when I watch the Oscars, I usually watch like ninety three percent of it, and then I’m like, Eh, best actress, best picture. I don’t care. I was just here to see what puts short film?

Come on, dude. Rob Mills, executive vice president of Unscripted and Alternative Entertainment, told Variety at the Walt Disney Company as a whole, our superpower is we have a broadcaster. We have a premium streamer. Well except for the ending of the Academy Awards, So anywhere you want to watch the show, not necessarily the ending, but the rest of the show. We want to make sure you can watch this.

And for the most part that works great. Dude, there’s the leaping money quote. Yeah, and for the most part it works great, except for the ending. He added, it works spectacularly well with Dancing with the Stars, Oh too funny? All right, how did it do in the ratings?

Sunday’s telecast averaged eighteen point zero seven million viewers on ABC and Hulu. That’s down from the previous year. Now, maybe they could have had more people had they shown the ending on Hulu. Who knows. I’m not an expert in this.

That total audience number was down by about seven percent compared to last year’s show. Can somebody do the math? If we missed the last thirteen minutes of a three and a half hour telecast? Is that around seven percent? Is it?

It might actually be somebody do the math? Why don’t I do the math? Chat GPT help me out? All Right’m asking chat EPT what percentage is thirteen minutes out of a three and a half hour telecast? Chat is telling us to calculate what percentage thirteen minutes is out of a three and a half hour telecast.

One Convert three and a half hours to minutes. Three and a half times sixty equals two hundred and ten minutes. Thank you, uh. Step two, everybody got your pen out? Divide thirteen minutes by two hundred and ten minutes.

Thirteen divided by two ten equals point zero six one nine. Convert two percentage by multiplying by one hundred equals six point one nine percent. So thirteen minutes is approximately six point one nine percent of a three and a half hour telecast, and the numbers were down around seven percent. Coincidence. I don’t know.

Why don’t you show Best Picture next year? Last year’s show was a four year high of nineteen point four nine million viewers on ABC with no live stream. I watched it. You know what, one best picture? Oppenheimer, You know how I know that they showed it.

Let’s look at the money demo, which I’ve aged out. If no one cares about me old man renting in your basement, we don’t care. In adults eighteen to forty nine, the five point two five million people watch that up from three point eight two a year ago. That’s interesting. Eighteen to thirty four’s two point two seven million viewers.

That was the highest for the show since twenty twenty. Jimmy Kimmel says Conan did such a good job. Next year, they’re giving it to Jay Leno. About halfway through the Oscars, Conan did a Kendrick Lamar Drake joke. Writer Skyler Higgley tweeted wrote the Kendrick Lamar joke, and bet our executive producer fifty dollars that it would kill just made fifty dollars.

A few hours after the Oscars, Higgley posted good morning to Drake fans and also to people who like good music. People commented back at him, why don’t you try and call out the white bet of files? Higgley wrote, well, I also wrote the Conclave joke about the Catholic Church. Try again that joke. Conan obviously told it better than I.

Well, the movie Conclave is up for Best Picture tonight. If you haven’t seen Conclave, its log line is a movie about the Catholic Church. But don’t worry. You know who’s quoted in this article is Rob Mills. Remember Rob Mills.

He’s the executive vice president of Unscripted and Alternative Entertainment for Disney. He said he approved of the joke and explained when he did it in rehearsal. I was with Jeff Rossi’s producer, and we were like, that joke’s gonna kill, and it was great. It was sort of unexpected from Conan, but that’s what made kind of fun. Thanks Rob Mills, how about you show the best picture next year?

Conan tweeted thank you to the Academy. The incredible production, cast and crew, and my amazing team for night I’ll never forget. Now I’m off to fulfill my lifelong dream to run a bed and breakfast down Orlando hashtag oscars two to zero two five, Variety tells us. A few minutes before taking his spot behind the microphone as the announcer, Nick Offerman went on stage and greeted the audience and told them they were getting a brief and wondrous opportunity to feature glamorous eyes upon my sturdy form. Verdaz tweeted, while watching a major entertainment award show, I’m pretty sure a few fellow Indian comedians play a game in our head.

We wonder why Indian award shows don’t use modern stand up comedians at major awards. Then we think of some of the jokes we would do, the other crapstorm that would follow, and we think it’s probably for the best.

Also, we remember the opening monologues at the top of the show, which logica…

Also, just rhythm wise, it’s hard to do an etchy joke after saying and then he posted a phrase that I don’t know how to pronounce, and I’m not sure what language it’s in, and I’m not being jerky here. I threw the phrase into Google Translate and Google didn’t recognize it. So I went to chat ChiPT to have the AI explained the joke, and Chat says the phrase is primarily in English, but includes words from Hindian brand names that are popular in India. It’s a mix of Hinglish, a blend of Hindi in English, which is commonly used in Indian advertising, pop culture, and social media. Some words like paravar and Zandu are directly from Hindi.

The overall phrase seems like a playful or memelike jungle of recognizable Indian brand names and terms. Here’s what Vierdas was joking about, and I didn’t get the joke, Chatchipt says. Menic Chand is a well known brand in India, primarily associated with Gutka, which is a chewing tobacco. As you know, pan Pasand is a popular flavored candy known for its battail like taste. Fun Flips a snack brand often associated with flavored cornpuffs Zoro, possibly referring to the fictional masked vigilante or a brand name.

Plus could be a generic addition a reference to a product variant. Zandu Bandu might be referencing Zandu Baum, a famous pain relief ointment in India. MDH is a famous Indian spice brand, MCD might be referencing me Chat Thanks, likely referring to the Municipal Corporation of Delhi. Motorola is a well known electronics brand, and Paravar is Hindi for family, possibly referencing a political or advertising slogan. So let me go back to the phrase that now that I’ve been educated.

So Verer tweeted it’s hard to do an edge joke. After saying Manik chand Pon, Pissan, fun Flip, Zoro plus, Xandu Bandu, MDHMCD, Motorola, Paravar, he probably tells it funnier. Hey, very busy Wednesday today. I gotta tell you because it starts today. Gilda’s LaughFest, presented by the gun Lake Casino and Resort, is bringing big name comics and local stars together.

Wendy Wigger is the President CEO of Gilda’s Club, Grand Rapids and Wendy Wiggers We’re excited for our fifteenth year of bringing seriously funny events. The show’s funny today. You know why? You know I am laughing right now. I’m silly to say you know I am laughing right now.

Wendy Wigger. We are excited for our fifteenth year of bringing seriously funny events to West Michigan, while at the same time raising awareness and funds for the free support programs at Gilda’s Club Grand Rapids. This year’s LaughFest feature and nationally acclaimed comedic artists who are guaranteed to make audience of all ages smile and laugh, laugh ass twenty twenty five will include over forty free and ticketed shows. Some good people at this one, Adam Ray, remember he’s doing that Doctor Phil thing. Gabby Bryan, who were told brought her a fringe hit Billion the Situation to Union Hall and garnered praise in The New York Times after a successful Edinburgh Fringe Festival run.

She’ll be there, Dan Soder, you know Dan from Billions on Showtime. Sure he’s going to be there. Corey b has been working in radio for over ten years, shifting his focus to long form content during the pandemic. Corey be is going to be there. The Clean Comedy Showcase offers dinner and brunch options featuring adult content without profanity or vulgarity.

Let’s hit gossip Corner. Jim Gaffigan stop buying the Krueger Wine and Spirits on Dolphin Drive in Elizabethtown. He was there Monday afternoon. It was a surprise. He signed a bottle of his Kentucky bourbon whiskey, Father Time for Jeff.

Jim Gaffigan asked, Jeff, Now, if I sign this bottle, you’re gonna buy it. Jeff said he would and he’d never open it. Jim Gaffigan said it was the first bottle that he ever autographed. And luckily this made it to the press, and we’re reminded that Father Time can be found in a majority of the Krueger Wine and Spirit stores in central Kentucky. I don’t know why I have the giggles today.

The show is a lot of fun. Today. I’m gonna get out there. That’s your comedy news for today. See tomorrow.

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hello, I’m Jenny mack who with your Daily Comedy News should be a good one on Netflix. Today, it’s Andrew schultz new special. It’s called Life, his second for Netflix. This one filmed at New York’s Beacon Theater.

We’re told it’s his most personal yet. Andrew offers a look at the hilarious and humbling journey of trying to start a family, breaking down the chaos of IVF like only he can, says the presser from pumping out samples, you know what he means to dodging emotional landmines. It’s raw, real, and will make you grateful. Your swimmers probably work. It’s gonna be a good month on Netflix.

They also announced Bert Kreischer’s special Lucky. There’s a trailer for that. I’ve made some slight edits for language. Let’s listen. All right, So hands, did you know Julius Caesar was a real person?

Okay, I didn’t know that one. We’re in a big tour and they’re talking about Julius Caesar and Cleopatro of fake names. I have my daughter, George, I go yo, you see a real person, and she looks at me. This Tart. That’s a great question for the group.

Dad for Kreischer Lucky on Netflix, March eighteenth, Falling up on the Oscars. By the way, I dropped a bonus episode yesterday Mike Chisholm and I from the Letterman Podcast. That’s not a proper way to phrase it, you know what I meant. Mike from the Letterman Podcast, and I discussed Conan O’Brien for about forty five minutes, So that’s in the feed. Chris Rock showed up at the after party.

He hadn’t shown up at one of the Oscar after parties since the infamous event. Chris Rock now sixty years old. Wow wow, wow wow Wow. You just picture him as a young comedian on SNL, don’t you wow? Sixty Manedy Ferre tells us Chris Rock looked polished in a black tuxedo paired with a white shirt and smart black shoes.

He was spotted talking to David Spade, Mick Jagger, and Timothy Shalla. May not bad being David Spade being the fourth most famous person in that group. Kase you’re curious, Wilson not at the party. Chris was asked would you ever host the Oscars? Again his answer, you never know.

This is what I would say. The most miserable people on earth are people that can’t forgive, and not just people. You have to forgive yourself sometimes, so hey, you never know. I live in forgiveness. True love starts at forgiveness.

Nikki Glaser was at the after party. We’re told she was in a sheer black lace gown and matching black heels on the red carpet. She confessed wasn’t easy to make the look work. She told Entertainment Tonight it was a different size a couple hours ago because I got fitted for it a month ago and I’ve been eating too much skinny pop. So interesting choice by south By Southwest to announce their comedy lineup in a very busy weekend with Shane Gillis hosting Saturday Night Live and the Oscars kind of taking all the oxygen out of the rooms.

Let me catch up on this one. They’ve announced the full comedy festival lineup for south By Southwest twenty twenty five. Comedy shows are from March seventh through the tenth. Check your calendar, that’s this week. Here’s a whole bunch of names that they put in the top of the press release, Alex English, Anthony Atanuick Oppornon Onturla, Bonnie McFarlane, Brian Simpson, Caitlin Polufo sing a little buzz on her, All of a sudden, Chad Damiani, I don’t know, Chad Christina, Catherine Martinez, Doug Benson, Drew Dunn, Godfrey Greer Burns All of a sudden, seeing some buzz on Greer as well, Ian Lara James, Adomian, Jay Jorden, Jod Rosa, Katherine Blandford, Kristen Toomey, Laura Peeke, Laura Lapkis, Lisa Gilroy, Lynn Koplitz, Maddie Wiener, Matt Besser, Megan Gelly, Melissa, Vius Signor, Natalie Palomides, Nick Thune, Nico Karney Oppi, Alakbaju, Pete Lee, Punky Johnson, Ritchie Conquest, Rich Voss, Sam Jay, Scott Ackerman, Sean Patton, Stuart Goldsmith, and t J.

Miller. Some of the shows that’ll be there Scott Ackerman with his podcast That Some People Like. Stuart Goldsmith returns with live editions of his UK podcast The Comedians. Comedian Doug Benson’s going to do a Doug Loves Movies, although I think that’s a week later. I looked at the schedule earlier.

Matt Besser is doing an episode of Improv for Humans. South By is celebrating the fiftieth anniversary of the Hollywood Improv. The Storied Club, with its iconic brick wall, returns with Melissavia Signor another club favorites for an evening at the Hollywood Improv. Gotham Comedy Club out of New York City will host Gotham Comedy Club Presents, featuring Brian Simpson and some others. Don’t Tell Comedy is doing their first ever roster of Don’t Tell Comedy All Stars.

Now. Is that a secret show or are you telling us where it is? Because that’s not what Don’t Tell Comedy is. That would be Told Comedy. The Allegian Theater, the center of LA’s Bursioning Clown movement, brings their flavor of experimental, outrageous performances to the Comedy Festival.

Alesia Knight’s eight c X is a variety show featuring upon an Intrilla, Natalie Palamedes and other special talents. Well you got a great one too. They’re off the top of the roster I would definitely go see that. Skank Fest going a little mainstream here, teaming up with south By for the festival mashup showcase Southwest skank Fest. You live long enough, everything becomes establishment.

Wow skank Fest, You guys are now sponsored thing at south By Southwest Wow. Okay. Southwest gang Fest will feature Jode Rosa, Samjay, Bonnie McFarlane and Sean Patton. That’s a good lineup. Hey, it apmosed to everybody, guys, enjoy the money while you can.

Joe Rosa will host The Street Meet, a comedic celebration of food trucks, grease pits and sandwich shops. Love it Joe. We’ll talk about food with creators of some of the country’s greatest common cuisine and a comic or two, which reminds me, I’m hungry. I’m recording this much later than I usually do because I recorded with Mike Chisholm for The Letterman podcast earlier, and I’m running about two hours late, and I gotta go have a sandwich myself. Oh, and Robert Smigel’s down there.

That means another week of me trying to book Robert Smigel on the show and no one getting back to me. Okay, at least he’s like outdoing stuff and not just ignoring me. I can understand if you’re not checking your email while you’re writing the oscars and hanging out at South By Eye, get it. Just want to promote the benefit, that’s all. Not looking to ask you about uh Conan or tryumph for Dana Carvey.

I mean, I’d love to, but it’s not why I’m looking at you on all right.

Also happening this week the Knockouts Women Comedy Festival that actually ki…

Because the first I heard about it was when I put the show together on Monday. And I’ll remind you I put this show together every single day. Now, maybe I’m terrible at it, but you know I do google the words comedy and comedian and go ten pages deep on both searches, and this never came up. So maybe it’s the publicist not me. Ponchi today and I’m in a good mood.

The Knockouts Comedy Festival, which I think is really cool and I would love to talk about it, has kicked off and runs through Saturday with over fifty shows, a dozens of venues in and around at New York City. Comedians include Phoebe Robinson, Lisa Treeger, Emma Willman, Gina Brillan, as well as plenty of local favorites. The Knockouts Women Comedy Festival was born out of a desire to celebrate and amplify the voices of women in comedy and is actively inclusive to those marginalized and underrepresented in the industry, including trans, non binary, and gender fluid comedians of all backgrounds. The co creators put out a statement that said, we believe it’s essential to create spaces where women can sh showcase their talents, share their perspectives, and support one another in a traditionally male dominated field. By hosting the festival during Women’s History Month, we honor the achievements of women throughout history while also highlighting the contributions of contemporary female comedians.

We missed the opening night. They had Knockouts of the week, two stand up comedy shows featuring ten up and comers. Sounds like a really good festival. A nice job on that, Yeah, send me press release. I’ll talk about you in case you missed it.

Because I changed the schedule instead of putting on episode at three oh five am Monday. I actually put it out Sunday night during the Oscars because I figured it’s done and it’s close enough to three in the morning, let me just hit publish on this. But in it, I gave a great review to Shane Gillis’s SNL. So that’s the Sunday Night episode in the feed. That should be the episode before the Mike Chisholm episode.

In case you’re catching up anyway, Bowen Yang is shutting down those rumors that he was responsible for Shane Gillis being fired from SNL. There was a recent Instagram post promoting the show. Someone named Michelle called Shane a bigger man to come host f being unfairly ditched, and alleged that Boone Yang, whom she referred to as a whiny queen, had bitched him off the show. This Michelle person wrote, SNL fired him as a hater. He’s not.

He’s very kind and a smart humor and stands up to bullying. Bow and Yang heard about the comment and replied and noted that Bowen wrote the sketch you were a background actor in. It appears the commenter did appear in a twenty nineteen sketch, Isn’t This fun? That sketch was called Fashion Coward. That sketch features host Emma Stone, Kate McKinnon, and Adye Bryant.

This sketch acts as a fake commercial for a clothing store that sells bland clothing for women. Bowen, Yang, Shane Gillis, and Chloe Feynman were the newly added cast members in twenty eighteen. Shane was dropped after he came under fire last year. Bowen told Variety, I think he and I have done enough things in our careers now to really not have that be the definitive beginning or the thing that casts a Paul over everything else that we do going forward and from Late night er Any excited for Mulaney’s late night show, latenighter dot Com reports the ticket requests are opened through a website one Iota, so the number one, Iota, number one, Iota so one, and then Iota. The recordings are eight consecutive wednesdays starting March twelfth.

Wow, that’s like next week in April thirtieth. That’s right, the show is out next week. I have that in the back of my mind. I have that in the calendar. Absolutely, it’s next week.

The tapings list a five thirty pm audience load in time, with the show scheduled to go live on Netflix at ten eastern seven West. Conan is getting nothing but good reviews. I haven’t seen anything negative about Conan at all, The Independent wrote, for the first time in years, the Oscars seemed to actually enjoy themselves. Sunday ceremony was a celebratory affair and necessary lick of positivity for a city that had weathered destructive wildfires in recent weeks. A brilliant turn by O’Brien and a raft of genuinely very good winners made this the best Oscars in recent history.

My personal favorite in recent history was Will Smith slapping Chris Rock. That was pretty good for the download numbers. I’m mad every time somebody doesn’t get smacked. Sorry, I’m just telling you. I got a podcast to do here and did a good job.

Doesn’t move the numbers. The Atlantic Road. Conan O’Brien understood the assignment. The Oscars host was silly and serious by turns, and delightfully in control of the evening. Yep, well said as soon as Conan O’Brien strode onto the Oscar stage, Sunday night.

He looked like he belonged there. He was self deprecating, telling the crowd to sit down before he continued, even though no one was standing. I’m still mad at Hulu. Did you catch this? So there we are.

Some of us are watching Hulu joining the Oscars, and right in the middle of Best Actress nominees, the screen goes off and we get a thing saying the telecast has concluded, and it never came back on. I don’t know Hulu. When I watch the Oscars, I kind of want to see Best Actress and Best Picture. It’s sort of a big deal. You guys screwed the pooch on that one bad job out of you.

That’s your comedy news for today. If you enjoy the program, tell a friend about it. They might like it too. If you’re within your shot of Robert Smigel, yell out hey watching you the Daily Comedies podcast, he wants to promote your charity event. That’d be a cool thing to do.

And if you’re a Hulu publicist, I understand why you’re mad at me right now, because I’m kind of mad at you guys. Do see tomorrow

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hiley hoo. I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News bonus edition. As promised, I pained Mike Chisholm from The Letterman Podcast to get him on here, and I have one question for Mike and then I’m gonna let him go. Mike, are you prepared to admit to my fans, your fans, Letterman fans, Conan fans, that Conan O’Brien is better at hosting the Oscars than David Letterman.

Man, not as only is he better at hosting than David Letterman, I would say that he is better than hosting than only the upper echelon of best hosts of all time. Conan absolutely knocked it out of the park last night. Oh my god, what a great Oscars that was. I love that you didn’t hesitate at all, because we all know we both love Dave. But it is what it is.

But yeah, Conan was fantastic. I see a note here. This is from comedian Jeff Tweety. I just saw this on threads. He wrote, Conan my be the most beloved crossover comedian of the last thirty years.

You talk about a guy who crushes it with anti comedy, comedy snobs, yep and traditional club stand up fans. Has no real controversies except ones where he’s screwed over by Jay Leno paraphrasing, seamlessly transitioned from TV to full time podcasting and remained hugely relevant. Yeah, yeah, unbelievable. What a great job. Yeah, it was.

It was like he took all of the best moments that he remembered from the Oscars that he enjoyed mixed in his not just his brand of comedy, because I felt Smigel, I felt different elements of like. It was very much a Conan O’Brien Oscars, there’s no question, but where when Dave hosted back in the day, he would take his sensibility and even some of his bits and kept them the way that they were. Conan took things sensibility and again even I would say a couple of the things that happened would be Conan bits, but he elevated them and he really morphed them for that audience so well. And again it was very much a Conan O’Brien Oscars, but also broad enough that the pop culture appeal of it was just absolutely flawless. As far as I’m concerned it was very traditional.

On Saturday’s episode, in my Oscar’s preview, I picked up on an interview where Conan was talking about how he grew up watching the Oscars and watching the host of the past, and I noticed at one point, pretty early in the show, he had that old timey rhythm of you do a chapter, you do a segment, you switch topics, for example, Yeah, and how about conclave joke, audience reacts, pause, and then there’s an aura and you do another chuck. It’s almost the same rhythm as a roast where you goo and Mike Chisholm is here. Hey, he’s wearing his letterman jacket. That’s a shock hot. That’s not a mean joke, it’s just a joke.

And I felt like he had that old Bob Hope rhythm and Hope gets killed for the work he did after age eighty. People go back and watch Bob Hope clips, please. He had the classic Oscars host rhythm. Yeah no, no, no, that rhythm that he had completely the same rhythm that Conan fans have come to the thing about it is, it’s it’s every bit his rhythm as well. But you’re you’re exactly right the way that he would and again you’re right again.

And also nothing is me. I’m not trying to just agree with everything that you just said, but it’s all perfectly relevant. The mood of it was so light. He wasn’t mean about things, like even the opening that he did with the Substance with to be moore that that is such a perfect Conan moment. I remember when he owsted the Emmys and he came through the ceiling of the office and he was in twenty four and he was in when he came in when they started the show with a couple of things, the video montage and then a couple other but the Conan part where he was mocking or doing a mock up or a parody of the substance.

I was expecting that he might do that throughout the show for all of the movies but he all the Best Picture movies, but he didn’t. But he did give homage to a lot of them, very smartly and very uniquely throughout the show. I just yeah, again, I’m gushing all over this thing. But I’m gonna watch it again. I’m gonna go back and watch Power the Oscars again.

It was so good. One of the things I jotted down. I did a substack post this morning, mainly commenting on Hulu screwing the pooch. So if you didn’t catch up on that, Hulu cut out during the Best Actress Award and never came back. So yeah, I had a hop on my ship and head to International Waters to see best pictures, if you know what I’m saying.

But it was like, come on, Hulu, what are you doing. But as part of the substack I mentioned I don’t have much to say about Conan, and that is high praise because the gig and you and I have talked about what the gig is and the seacrest of it all. The gig is once you get past the opening montage and you’ve done your monologue and you’ve done whatever the big stunt is at the beginning. From there on, it’s keep the show moving and stay out of the way. If you and I are having a conversation right now about Conan O’Brien and he did this, and he did that, and I did that, other than just wow, that was really good, really enjoyed it, that’s the wrong conversation to have.

At the beginning of his monologue, there was a part where maybe not at the very beginning, he had a couple jokes out of the way the police sit down at the beginning that was really funny. But there was a part where he was walking around and he even said, I am walking around the stage to show you that I have control of it. It’s almost like he took a note from somebody who might have directed one of these things for a long, long period of time and told him that, and he just goes around and he says, yes, this is what I’m doing. As soon as he did that, I’m like, Oh, this is gonna be that perfect blend of exactly what you’re talking about. He’s doing what we’re expecting him to do, but now he is taking control of the ship and gonna take us for a ride at the same time, and applied the pressure of that pedal perfectly.

He didn’t do anything to overshadow it. All he did was accentuated. So let’s walk through it chronologically, because I think there was a point where his comfort level set in and when he was prancing the stage. I don’t think we were there yet. Yeah, the opening clip the substance parody very conan.

As you suggest, you seem to like it. I didn’t think it landed, don’t. I don’t hate it. I’m not gonna kick a can about it, but I don’t think it landed. I don’t know if it landed or not, but a ditch.

First off, it did for me, but I’m a Conan fan, and I think that needless to say. It may not have landed for the pop culture of everybody else, but it did show. This is a very Conan O’Brien joke, very consistent with his stuff with the Emmys and whatnot. But to me, that’s where you knew that this was gonna have his sensibility all over this program. I’ll compare this performance to pitching a baseball game.

I feel like he may have walked the first batter and went two and zero on the next guy, and I was getting a little nervous, and then he settled in and found his fastball and just crushed it. Because my next note here is there was an early joke about a complete unknown and two other things rhythm of three typical joke, and I could I knew the joke was coming once he said a complete unknown. Now I thought the punchline was gonna be. That’s what they said about me back in ninety four, but I still could tell that it was going to be a joke about him and a bit telegraphed, and at that point that we’re very early here, I was like, ooh, this could be rough because the audience hadn’t settled in yet. A complete unknown, a real a real pain.

They’ll turn out too. These are just some of the names I was called on the red carpet. Yeah. No, there was that nervous energy and the uncertainty, and you’re right, there was a settling. There was a settling in point.

I’ll tell you this. The part where I got really excited was the John Lithgow gag. It seems we’re not gonna pull anybody off the stage, where he’s gonna show John with a disappointed look in the audience, pointing it out, doing it perfectly. That also to me very on brand for Conan, and to me that got the audience excited as well. The way that he would interact with people in the audience.

I think that’s always a hallmark that does transcend host a host playing with people in the audience, and many times you might want to be playing with the biggest movie stars and all of that sort of stuff. Conan having fun with John lithgowt to me was a lot of fun. Let me sidebar there. One of the notes I had for the telecast was they did a great job. It was celebrities that I say that I live on old Man Mountain.

I’m fifty five years old. These were celebrities that even I’ve heard of. They but they were current stars. It wasn’t like, oh yeah, they brought out Mark Campbell from nineteen seventy seven, who they later did you know? It was today’s stars, today’s musicians, not quote unquote my people.

It felt very modern. I have the highest compliments for the production. I’ll jump wayhead to the end when they honored Quincy Jones, So how do we honor Quincy Jones? And I thought picking a song from The Wiz was brilliant? High five whoever thought of that?

Because it ties the Wiz to Wicked, which ties the past to today, and the Whiz is like almost fifty years old now, which is differently scary. Just a really modern feel honoring the past being tied to the past. But an oscars for twenty twenty five. My wife and I we talked at length about Wicked because my wife adores Wicked. This is one of those movies that we saw it twice in the theater and then the moment the digital came out, and my wife was just so excited that they started the show with Somewhere over the Rainbow.

All of the Wizard of Oz connections throughout this telecast I thought was brilliant, and the Wiz. I just wish they would have mentioned Michael Jackson’s name to me, that’s the uh, you know, the script for Oprah and for Whoopy talking about all the different artists that he worked with, But they didn’t mention Michael Jackson’s name, but yet they said he was the helm of we are the world. Didn’t mention Michael’s name, but then they showed the Wiz, which, again, you’re right, perfect tie in there. They’re a better way to tie him to the relevancy of this year than that. But I thought it was very, very safe.

It was a very safe copy that was given to those ladies not to mention Michael Jackson’s name, even though Quincy Jones of course, always will be tied to that body of work as well. That being said, yeah, absolutely there was Wicked was all over this thing. Again, this is what I want to know is how much input does Conan and his team get to come in and they get to callborate with this institution that’s been around forever, does Conan get does he get to say how hard they’re going to press the wicked pedal versus say some of the other pedals that he could press. I’m super curious about that. After I let Mike go, I went upstairs to grab an iced coffee with caramel mil because you know, and I realized I didn’t answer his question about the production of it all, and I do want to just address that because I feel like I have something to say about it.

I’ve produced a few things in my life, nothing on the scale of the Oscars, but I’ve produced a few things. As for Conan’s involvement with the rest of the show, in my experience as somebody who’s produced things on and off for thirty years, what would happen is, uh, so you’ve got a host lined up and then on the suits end, So I’ll put myself on the suit’s end. I would grab my team and start spitballing. Okay, what could we do with host who’s got some ideas? And we would come up with a million ideas, and then the leader of the project, me would contact the talents principal person.

So in this case, if I’m producing the Oscars, I’ve got my team, We’re bouncing some ideas, and now I’m going to whoever Conan’s guy or gal is and saying, hey, do you think Conan would be into any of this? That person, having the position of being Conan’s guy or gal, knows how Conan thinks and is like, no, he would never do that. He might be into that, let me bounce it off him.

And then then that person would go to the host, get some feedback, and then c…

I thought the thing with the basketball was kind of fun, and there’s no way he wants to do the thing about geopolitics.

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And then from there you would shape the show together.

But that’s my experience. Anyway, back into Mike. Does Conan get does he get to say how hard they’re going to press the wicked pedal versus say some of the other pedals that he could press. I’m super curious about that. Me and Robert Morton are gonna be talking about this.

I was Mexicano, no great messaging him throughout the telecats. I said, if you’ve been talking to Jeff Ross and he said all day? And I was like, oh gosh, I want to know more about those conversations because I really want to know how much input these guys had into the substance of the show, rather than just the acides between the substance that was there. I want to know how much collaboration was there. You know, you get better, guess I get you.

I don’t know if I don’t know if we’re gonna make it a letter in podcast or now we’re doing a phone call and we’re gonna talk about it. But he may he may be coming on for that. But yeah, Jeff Rock Spigel all over this thing. Well, yeah, the chronological thing I think is a good idea. But I want to go back to that the film that they did trying to teach people that the communal streaming service going to the movie theater.

I loved that video so much. I didn’t know if that was the Smigel piece. I felt like it might have been, but again, feels like a cone and piece, but elevated and pop culturized for that audience. I love that segment. No, everything just fantastic.

All right, So going down my chronological so at some point he prancis the stage. Yeah, we’ve covered that. I felt when he started bantering with Timothy Shalla may is when he got comfortable, and then physically, I felt like Conan knew he had the room, now that the room had his back, that this wasn’t going to be Letterman two or whatever other oscars we want to talk about. He knew he had the room. So now he’s more confident and he’s now he’s just throwing fastballs.

Yeah, and again keeping it very very One of the things that I loved about this is that Conan has clearly interacted with these stars and these megastars forever, because he’s got this level of comfort with these people, whether it’s perceived and it’s just because of how professional he is, or because he actually has a relationship with some of these people. Like it was seamless going from the opening Hullabaloo to then bringing out Robert Downey Junior. Again, they really started this thing by throwing fastballs somewhere over the rainbow, but then the main song Unlimited, from which it was just absolutely like, how do you top that? She came in and they absolutely belted it out. It was perfect.

Conan does his opening, he lands it, and then he brings out Robert Downey Junior. I love the best supporting act way that he did, the best supporting actor. How he get to monologue about every single one of the performances. And again, this is arguably you talk about pop culture in the modern times, one of the coolest guys out there generationally. And this is where, again I want to know how much input there was, because it was just a perfect thing to do.

It was like follow this, now, follow this. They started at a very high level. All right, well, come back and we’ll talk about my friend and yours. Adam Sandler. Oh, I’m cool.

I can’t wait to talk to you about this. Yeah, very much a Conan bit. By the way, again, just like lift goal, very much a Conan bit with one of Conan’s people. I know you’re not a huge out of Sadler bit, and I saw your reaction to it last night, so I’m the happy, optimistic Canadian up here. I was charmed by it, I really was.

I thought it was borderline brave to do what they did with Sandler in the audience with the hoodie and the microphone and allowing him to just be Adam Sandler. You didn’t think it landed. I know that I’m in the minority here. I understand the guy has a ton of money. We were supposed to take a break here, hold on, we’ll be right back.

Okay, all right, Mike’s got the giggles here. He apparently really likes Adam Sandler. Look, I’m obviously wrong. Adam Sandler has more money than anybody. He has all these successful films.

In whatever Hall of Fame we’re going to make, he’s going to be in it. I just I think he’s a fantastic dramatic actor. Uncut. Jebs is a great film, and he did that to show off that he can act. So please do more of that.

The recent thing, I don’t know what was called, the thing where he was in the spaceship with the alien. He’s really good in that. That was really good. Do more of that, please, But that bit last night where he’s in the audience and he’s dressed like quote unquote Adam Sandler and Conan’s giving him the business, it wasn’t funny. Now the rest of the Internet found it funny.

The rest of the Internet is gonna go see Happy Gilmore and say it was the funniest thing. I obviously just don’t get it, but you liked it. To me, it was very much a Conan bit and Adam Sandler, like him or don’t like him, A lister like he’s in. He’s one of these. He’s one of these A listers that in previous Oscars hosts have fun with some of these people.

You know, growing up with Jack Nicholson many times is in the front road, he’s smiling with the sunglasses or whatever. This is Conan’s version of that. In my opinion, not saying that Adam Sandler is Jack Nicholson, but he’s an A list star and it’s very much on Brent. It’s a mashup of the Oscars in Conan O’Brien’s sensibility and friends. As far as I’m concerned.

Somebody mentioned I think also on Threads Sandler would be a good choice to host the Oscars. He’s got the chops. We’ve seen he can do the sentimental again. The guy’s talented. I just don’t find some of the artistic choices he makes to be funny.

But he’s got a toolbox. I just wish he would use different tools. I think he’d be fantastic hosting the Oscars. Oh, Adam Sandler could absolutely knock the ball out of the park when it comes to that. He’s got again the collaboration that he has at his fingertips with people.

I think would be really special for something like that to pivot a little bit again, staying in the vein of Conan and his friends and people he admires and whatnot. What point did you notice that Nick Offerman was the announcer for the Oscars. I thought that was I don’t know if it was after the first commercial break or whatever. I’m like, I think that’s I said to Candy, I think that’s Nick Offferman.

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And then of course he comes in later for a bit even better.

But what a bold, fantastic choice for the announcer for the Oscars having Nick Goferman there. I think I had the same timeline as you around the second commercial break, because I was like, wait, I know that voice. That’s Nick Offerman, because I recognized his particular delivery as the character of the president from the movie Civil War. He was doing that kind of read and then I couldn’t get that out of my head. I kept picturing that very serious Nick Offerman president doing the VOS so yeah, around the same time, I did Google just to make sure before they did the one minute bit.

I’ll play that here for people who missed it. This is Conan O’Brien’s first time hosting the Oscars. That is true in a culture, it is all about. A lot of pressure. Not really, I’ve hosted a lot of shows, Emmy Awards, Music Awards.

Well nothing this big, Nick, do me a favorite. Please stop interrupting. Okay, okay, guy, just trying to help, all. Right, Fine, the movies we honor tonight, explore the. Challenge this big, coming so late in one’s career, must weigh on a man’s soul.

That’s enough. Just write the script I gave you. He’s one of the great comedians of our time. Conan O’Brien, perfect, Thank you our OSCAR announcer, Nick Offerman, Thank you, Nick. Fantastic clip.

Just so much fun. Right, it was great that. And little nuds throughout the night. Again, I’m a huge Amy Poehler fan, and the idea that Nick got to have a little bit of fun with Amy Pohler was there. Just yeah, again, this is that collaboration I was talking about.

Conan brought our version, that the audience’s version of his people. You think about some of these people that he you would have say with Conan O’Brien. All over the show. People on the internet were losing their mind that the announcer got Amy Poehler’s name wrong, which was doubly funny to me, Just so good. What things you gotta be in on the joke?

Yep? All right. So at the end of the monologue he goes into a musical piece called I won’t waste time. I’ll throw the ball to you. I think anybody who’s been a long time Conan O’Brien fan knows his experience with The Simpsons and the idea of the mono rail song, and I think a lot of people were hoping that Conan would get his monorail song moment he did.

I don’t think it was too long. I think it felt fairly short to me, and I thought that he did a very good job of it, and to me, that itch for a mono rail song type presentation was completely scratched at that moment, and I was grinning ear to ear. I think I suffered from Montareel syndrome that especially because he had some sort of stick cane something in his hands, and my brain was just like Montoreil, Montoreel, and I needed mono rail level and this song was not montail level or boy, that’s a high bar. So I came away from the song a little disappointed. It might be one of those things if I rewatched the Oscars seven times, that it might grow on me over time.

But last night, in the moment, I was like, but it was good. Yeah, oh yeah, but to me necessary it’s again mashing up that cone in sensibility with this time honored tradition. In my viewpoint, the ouscers typically have a presentation like this. Sometimes it lands, sometimes it doesn’t. If you’re gonna stay with the traditional and you’re gonna make that happen, this is a Conan way to do it.

And again, I gotta be very like, I liked the length of it. It felt short to me, and I think that’s very important because it could have been a one note joke. There were a lot of things that could have been one note jokes that surprised me because they flower, they had a blooming and then a second blooming and it actually came out that one actually did for me. It held my attention the whole time. Can you bring Conan back and stay with me here?

So if you went back to say, Jimmy Kimmel, now you’re going down the middle straight host, he does a fine job. Nobody complains that Jimmy Kimmel hostly. Somebody can about everything, but for the most part, Jimmy Kimo hosted the Oscars. People aren’t like, what that’s crazy. If you go back to the Conan, well, now we kind of know what it does.

Okay, he’s gonna come out and he’s gonna do some quirky stuff. I wonder if he’ll do a song. Does the conanness of it wear off if he hosts it two, three, five times? Do you need more of a traditional Kimmel style host? And I wasn’t sure if we were going to jump around or not, but we have a little bit like the when he brought out Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan at the end and he reminded the audience about Billy Crystal’s dominance hosting this show.

You talk with these people who are at the tippy top. Billy Crystal at the very tippy top of Oscar hosts, and how Billy would reinvent himself when he would do it, and he would do it, maybe take a year off and Letterman comes in and then Billy comes back. I think that’s how it went. I think Billy had done it before and after Letterman and the idea that Conan could come back and he’s surrounded with Mike Sweetey and Robert Smigel and all of these collaborators. That’s the beauty of having a late night host do this, somebody who literally did the same thing every night, and their charge was to make it original and fresh and funny as much as they possibly could.

If you got a year in between, with all of the comedy goal that comes from the year of those movies that were there, I think absolutely there’s no question that Conan could come back and keep it fresh as early as next year. Could he do six or seven in a row. It might be like the Billy Crystal thing where he takes a year or two often then comes back. But I think he could do two more years of this, just using the movies of the day as the backdrop for the new comedy that comes out with that same framework. That we’ve been talking about.

I absolutely think he could do it again. Do you think we’re at a peak Conan moment right now? And there’s been a few over the decades, but I think today, on this Monday as a peak Conan moment. Could you see Netflix or more likely in HBO Max taking the millennium route and going pretty good at TV? You want to be way of these here’s some cash?

Or is the guy in the sixties, he’s got a podcast, He’s got enough money. You’re just gonna be competing against your past selves. The same question we had about Dave. Is there even a reason to do it at this point? I remember when he talked about leaving the Late Night Show as not the franchise itself, but actually the genre and what he was gonna do, and the deal that he had signed with HBO or Max whatever it was.

The idea of the travel show made so much sense Conan without borders. Yeah, let’s keep doing those. If we get a few of those a year, we’re satisfied. But then the other thing was the idea of the sketch show. And I mean, that’s been very quiet about that.

That to me would be I was so curious about what that was gonna look like. Would it be you know, Lauren Michael’s new show, or would it be something that is entirely Conan to me and Canadian think the kids in the hall, Like, the kids in the hall are perfect, and they’re so quirky, and there aren’t that many of them compared to say something like Saturday Night Live. I wanted to see Conan do that. And if you’re gonna talk about backing up a brinkstruck and giving him free rein to do something, I love that idea. But once a year to do the Oscars too.

Oh my, you could tell that the Again, I talk about the idea that my wife cooks with love and that’s our intangible ingredient. This show was made with a lot of comedy love. Oh yeah. So I think part of the matrix here is and I’m projecting like in my own career and I’m obviously not at all famous. I’m just some dude, but I’ve had points in my career between gigs where i would feel like, oh, I used to be John McDermott.

People used to take John McDermott’s calls. But being entertainment adjacent when you have a big fancy title. People take your calls and when you were a dude in the basement podcasting, some people take your calls because they were true friends. And some people have no use for you anymore, so they don’t take your calls. So, for Conan, is the podcast enough or is it at?

Oh? At some point I used to be Conan O’Brien. At some point I used to be David Letterman. Now Johnny Carson was fine being its. I used to be Johnny Carson and went away.

Dave seems good. Does Conan need it? Or is once a year enough? Is the podcast enough or never again enough? Or would a Netflix thing be intrigued?

Oh? Look at the name of his documentary, outlining the period between when he lost the Tonight Show and when he started the TVs show. What’s the title of it? ConA. Brian can’t stop.

And I truly believe that he can’t stop. I think he’s at the place now where he’s lucky enough to say, this is what I’m going to do, These are the things that I’m going to be a part of in my infinite energy for these things. To me, that was a guy who was energized, did not need to my as a fanboy, like, oh, wouldn’t it be cool if Kimmel or Letterman or some of these other people who hosted in the past were there were not you know, he could reference some of these things and make that’s the fanboy and me coming out. But then I see the presentation of him going up there and going, oh, no, no, no, no, no, he is I said it. I think I might have said it on this show too.

When he went back to The Tonight Show earlier this year or in twenty twenty four, he came back as a guest of The Tonight Show, and my first response was he seems way bigger than the show. Conan seems way bigger, and his podcasting dominance, I think is one of those things where people will continually pick up the phone because, yeah, you do want to be on Conan’s podcast, like you wanted to be on the late night shows before the dilution of the audience the way that they did. I think people want to be on his podcast for that reason, and that keeps him relevant right there. But I do believe the Conan O’Brien name is big enough that he will always be relevant. Now he is, He’s a giant he really is.

Last night was for many people. I think just like the Emmy’s back in the day. I think that the Emmy’s back in the day when he hosted that surprised a lot of people. I felt like that same level of surprise might be happening to a lot of people out there, going, Oh, Conan’s still around. For those of us who still love this stuff and listen to his podcast, we’re like he never left and he’s only getting better with age.

It’s interesting that you go from being underground and an acquired taste to a day like today as mainstream as it gets. Absolutely absolutely something else. I want to note there was a moment when Kimmel hosted I think it was last year, where he made a real time Donald Trump joke. It was during the performance, and it was something that had happened during and he made a reaction a joke, a reaction joke during the actual Oscars, and I forget the joke whatever. I was wondering if Conan was going to have any real time type moments where there would be stuff that would carry through the show, and the idea of when the Latvian crew for Flow won their first Oscar they talked about that and Cona’s response, your Move Estonia, and then he called back that your Move Estonia a couple of times throughout the show, which I thought kept it fresh.

To go back to that point, the idea that it wasn’t just a canned performance, that it was a live thing where he could also show his improvisation chops as the show moved flowed through. I thought that was a really neat addition to the program as well. It’s hard to make those editorial choices. You want to live in the real world. You have to deal with things that are obvious, for example, the La wildfire.

Yes, if you start getting into American politics these days, you’re going to lose half the audience whichever direction you steer that conversation. If you get into the Middle East, you’re going to lose half the people, depending on which way you steer that conversation. We can get into the ridiculous relationship America and Canada have right now. I’m glad you and I are still getting along. These are just places, much like the Michael Jackson reference, let’s just not go there and do something else.

And I’ve gotten into this in my career. That’s not censorship. That’s choosing differently. I’m going to choose to not ask you about the fifty first state today. It’s not why you’re here.

We’re here to talk about Conan O’Brien. Maybe some other time I’ll ask you about that topic, but it’s not why you’re here. So I don’t need to go there. You possibly have some views on geopolitics, it’s not why you’re here, so I don’t need my audience going. You know, I really like that Mike from the Letterman podcast.

He was really cool, but I totally disagree with his take on X and now everyone or half the people dislike you because it’s not what the show is. So I think it was a smart decision, yep, not to do it now. As for the speeches, if you get up there and you get your time I like when people get up there and use their time to you know, you get a platform, use it. I think that’s a good thing. And I don’t think that’s contradictory to what I just said.

One of the questions I have from the production standpoint is rushing people off the stage. What are we rushing to? Are we we just rushing to the American Idol Special or the eleven fifteen PM News. Let people have their moments, like at some point, okay, you gotta stop, but like forty five second clocks, especially when multiple people have won an award. Let people have their moment.

It’s why we’re here. I the more I see him do things, the more I enjoy Adrian Brody and some of his antics. He does have antics, the infamous snl antic when he introduced the musical guest addressed in Rastafarian with a Jamaican accent, and things like that. During his acceptance speech, the idea where I’ve done this before, I’m gonna keep talking here, do not play me off, and then after the thingk he did actually give what I thought to be Sometimes these socially conscious messages are out of touch. I thought his was actually really good.

It was universal. I don’t think it was walking Phoenix talking about private jets. I didn’t think it was like that. I thought he did a good job with it. Some of the people who would come up and be out of sorts, like it was the winners for Flow.

I think that had the phone and they read the speech and it was Yeah. I like allowing moments like that to unfold and to breathe because they can then become something else, and if they run the ship so tight that it can’t. I don’t even know how over the telecast went. I know we always record the next show on the DVR as well, and I think we watched maybe ten minutes into the American Idol show. I think that was if there was an overrun there.

I think it was only about ten to fifteen minutes. I don’t think it was that long, but they were making fun of themselves all night for it being so long, so I didn’t care. I didn’t mind. They acknowledged it. And when you allow moments like that to happen, to me, that’s a better trade off and it feels like you’re getting something special rather than something canned.

As part of the leadup, Conan actually said he was hoping something would go sideways because that’s where the magic is. He’s so right every time. Why do we love Letterman so much? Because whenever something went sideways, Now it’s a new show. Now it’s something else where, uncharted territory, and nobody knows where it’s going to go, including the producers of the show themselves, And to me, that’s one of the magical feelings that that Letterman brought to us and Conan.

That was one of the ingredients the bones that Conan continued with the Late Night with Conan O’Brien franchise that they took from Late Night with David Letterman, And sometimes they would plan these moments again to go back to a Conan bit, a very Conan bit, the dune sandworm funny the first time, as a Conan bit funny the second time. Because it’s like that thing was so expensive, we had to use it twice and I just, oh, what a perfect Conan bit. And it wasn’t unpredictable necessarily, but at the same time, it was a little bit. It was the him out of Pewe’s Playhouse, I guess I would say, yeah. And it just shows you the when things go sideways, the value of a quarterback, whether it’s Conan or Dave in his element or a Kimmel.

I was speaking with my wife over the weekend about the Will Smith incident and a few years later here in everyone’s mind, I think everybody thinks Chris Rock hosted the Oscars that year. He didn’t. He just happened to be there when things went sideways. And recovered pretty nicely. And I don’t think the trio of hosts that year really stood out when things went sideways.

There’s another situation where the slap happens and now we throw the ball back to Conan. That gets handled a lot differently. I think I could not agree more. That’s somebody that you want to be the host of that show. I remember Chris Rock hosting the MTV Video Awards when I was growing up.

I consider Chris Rocker host that the year of the slab was that was that Amy Schumer? That that was Amy Humor that hosted it. Which which again my audience. So we’ve been talking about Amy a lot lately. If I walked up to you and I said, Hey, who’s hosting the twenty twenty sis Oscars is Amy Schumer?

Wouldn’t you think? What? What? Yep? Yeah, one hundred percent?

And you’re right, that’s a good example of a show being on rails, never mind how the host has reaction reacted. All that show was so on rails that Will Smith Gott could could slap Chris Rock and then be celebrated like an hour later when he went up at That show was very on rails compared to last Night’s did not seem that way. It did seem fresh and unpredictable. And yes we’re acknowledging that it’s long. Conan made a Stockholm joke, a Stockholm syndrome joke about that.

It felt unpredictable, and I think that the late night hosts many times bringing I think Kimmel brought that feeling when he hosted as well. I think Billy Crystal when he hosted the show back in the day and did it such a masterful job of it, brought a little bit of that. But the late night hosts bring a special version of that because that’s their brand, that’s what they do. So last thought for me, I’m gonna hop in the time machine. I’m going to go back to the Wednesday of Conan’s first week as the host of Late Night, and I’m going to tell everybody in thirty years, this guy’s going to the Oscars and crush it.

I think would not be surprised by that. Some of the people who I was just talking to George Meyer this week, and George is a legend comedy legendary comedy writer. We were talking about the Lauren Michael’s book. He talked about the moment that Conan was vying for Late Night, and originally the idea was that he would be might be a head writer, one of the head honchos for it, and nobody considered him host. George was one of the guys that said to him, hold out for the host job.

This is when Conan O’Brian was a writer for The Simpsons. They’ve got the Harvard Alum National Lampoon background together just from different eras a little bit. George saw it because he would see Conan putting on these shows for the other Simpsons writers and how special of a talent he was. The idea of replacing David Letterman. Yeah, I’m gonna be on part of Late Night, this new this franchise that David Letterman built, and we’re going to be continued at NBC.

Somebody actually says to this, not to put any pun into this show, but a complete unknown and saying no hold out for the host job. That’s a ridiculous thing to say to someone like that. But George and people who were around Conan on a small scale back then, I think could say thirty years from now, this guy could be hosting the Oscars. I think that there were elements of him. Again, I think the Conan who was at Late Night that signed the five year deal.

The reason the five year deal existed was because of the Conan we saw last night. That was the Conan that did host the Emmys. Back then, that holding deal that NBC signed with him was because they did not want to lose this giant talent. And how many years later are we go ash he signed that deal and what five twenty years ago? He was that big and people saw it that much twenty years later.

Conan’s a smart investment. Such a bolds pick back in the day. Why not just hands twelve thirty to Gary Shandling or somebody like that. And just kudos to everybody involved in making that decision for being able to recognize the talent he is. And again he’s that.

I listened to his podcast all the time. It’s so natural to me to listen to that show. I enjoyed watching Conan. My golden age for late night television was when Late Show was on, then Late Show with Craig Ferguson and Conan either at the Tonight Show or his TBS show. He transitioned over to podcasting so seamlessly and can do these things.

The Travel Show again a very different kind of a show, so seamlessly and again hosting the Oscars things. I am not surprised that it went that well. I’m just so happy that it went that well. It was a delight to watch. Sometimes these things are a pain in the ass to watch.

Not last night. This was a delight to watch. All Right, if I’m going to work an extra hour, let me take one more break so I can make twenty more backs. Get back with Mike Chisholm from The Letterman Podcast. All right, Mike, thank you for taking the extra time here with me today.

What’s coming up on the Letterman Podcast. We’ve got a couple of it’s up in the air a little bit. I’ll tell you something that’s coming along that. So there’s a I look at him as a legendary Letterman writer. His name Steve Weiner.

Steve wrote for the first year of Late Night with David Letterman, and he is responding for some of the bones of that show. The idea of Dave throwing something behind him, whether it’s a card or a pencil, going through the window and having the glass break. That was Steve’s joke. The other thing that Steve, I would say, and Steve added a couple of things that went the entire run, but one of them was a guy by the name of Calvert DeForest. Larry bud Melman, Steve and his writing partner actually are the ones that discovered him, and they had him in their NYU film called King of the Z’s.

There’s a version of King of the Z’s that’s actually really clean. Steve’s gonna come on the show. We’re gonna talk about the Oscars. Our good friend Rick Scheckman passed away two years ago this week, so we’re gonna talk about him as well. But then also we’re going to talk about King of the Z’s and we’re gonna do a separate episode where we actually go through Calvert to Forest’s one of his inaugural performances.

Together. We’re gonna do I don’t know if it’s gonna be a commentary or mystery science theater, how we’re gonna do it, but that’s gonna be coming out here soon. So that’s pretty exciting. I think Mordy is coming back on the show again soon. We’re gonna start celebrating the ten year anniversary of Dave leaving show with David Letterman.

So lots of good stuff coming up on the Letterman Podcast, and we’re gonna have you back too, because you’re one of my favorite guests. I appreciate that you’re one of my favorite guests and one of the two people that can book if you have you and Larry the Cable Guy, if you have access to Smigel. I’m trying to get to Smiggle for real. I want to find out about Night of Too Many Stars. I want to learn more about what the cause is.

And I explain this on my show that I don’t mean it and a like, so where does the money go? I mean, like, where’s the money go? Like, you guys are doing a cool thing here, tell me more about it. So if you could put a bug in somebody’s ear, I would appreciate that. I like doing these crossovers with you.

I know from seeing on Facebook we’ve both picked up people who didn’t know about the opposite show. So I think this is a good thing. You’re always a great guest. And as soon as I put it together, we were texting about something else that I was like, Oh, I should probably just ask you. Now I’m gonna wind up wanting to talk to you about Codin, so we actually booked it in advance for one So thank you for coming on today anytime.

I couldn’t agree more. I love the crossover shows as well. I do have people who are like, we’re one degree away from Robert for sure. I’ll definitely see if we can get something going there. And yeah, thanks for everything that you do.

Thanks for this show. Actually, I was just talking to the Late Nighter dot com founder about you and your show, and I just I cannot endorse it enough. The idea of catching up with all of the major events within comedy and doing it in a very concise way. It’s so easy to digest your show, unlike mine. So thank you very much for everything that you guys do.

Thanks for coming on. That is a bonus episode. Tomorrow another normal episode, a lot of stuff that got bumped from Monday. South By Southwest chose to announce their comedy lineup in the middle of a weekend of Shane Gillis hosting SNL and Conan hosting the Oscars. A lot to talk about tomorrow, See you then,

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Caalaroga, Shark Media. Johnny mack Let’s Talk Oscars and Shane Gillis It’s your Daily Comedy News. Recording this at eight thirty six pm. It just changes at the sentence on Sunday night and doing an early release here. If somebody gets up and slaps Conan in the second half of the Oscars, I will do a bonus episode.

But I think we have a pretty good feel for the Oscars as I record this. Conan pretty comfortable out of the box. I think the audience took a second to adjust to him, and I shared a note in the Facebook group. Around seven eighteen or so he started doing banter with Timothy Shallimy, and I thought Conan was really in a groove there. You could tell that he knew he had the audience, and then he got a lot more comfortable and just did his thing.

Let’s walk through it in chronological order. The opening bit with Conan and doing a thing from the dememor movie substance, I didn’t think that worked, and I was like, uh oh, this might be rough.

And then one of the very early jokes not quite hacked, but was definitely tel…

I could tell where this one was going. A complete unknown, a real a real pain, no turn out too. These are just some of the names I was called on the red carpet. But then, as I mentioned, Conan got comfortable and found his groove. He nailed this joke about Carlo Sofia Gascon or.

Yeah, Nora uses the F word four hundred and seventy nine times. That’s three more than the record set by Carlo Sofia Gascon’s publicist, you. Treat it what? And this follow up one, and also about. Carla Carlos Sophia Gascon is here tonight and yeah, yeah yeah.

And Carla, if you are going to tweet. About the Oscars, remember my name is Jimmy Kimmel. I didn’t pull the clip, but there was a pretty good joke in there too about Wicked and how people would get to the end of Wizard of Oz and go like that was a really good movie. But I wonder where the minor characters went to college. That was pretty funny.

Conan’s rhythm reminded me of old style, almost Bob Hope, and definitely like a roast where he would just do a subject and then swing to the next thing and be like, yeah, so the brutalist. Yes, a wicked It’s just it’s a rhythm thing where you just change. I thought he was very comfortable there. I have in my notes here the rape finds joke about we’re going to call you Ralph. That’s a hack joke that shouldn’t have made the show.

But once you started bantering with Timothy Shallamy, he knew he had the room. He felt super comfortable.

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And then I want to thank Adam Saylor for proving to America.

And you’ve heard me say this, Adam Sailor is not funny. If you need the proof, he proved it. Let’s listen. What are you wearing? What?

What are you doing right now? I’m asking you what you’re wearing. Nobody even thought about what I was wearing. You brought it up. You’re dressed like a guy playing video poker at two am at him.

You know what, I like the way I look? You know he cuts. I’m a good person. I don’t care about what I wear. What I don’t wear.

Good Bye by Snazzy jim shorts and fluffy sweatshirt offen you. So much that you had to mock me in front of my pier. I’m sorry, Adam I apologize. I’m going I’m good off. I go yeah later, I have to.

It’s not you. No, it’s not you. It’s him. He’s not watered you causes. But I’m sorry.

I’m sorry. You were all. Welcome to join me for a game of five on five basketball. How better at call. Goodnight Midnight tip off?

The guy from no to Roper? Where is he? One more thing? Shut out it? Conan then went into a musical number, and I was all excited because visually it kind of reminded me of the monorail song.

I’m not sure if this worked. I’ll play about a minute or so and then bail. Now I know in the past this show has gone long. Okay, that’s not gonna happen. I’m gonna run a tight ship.

I’ll say this clearly. I’m gonna make it very plain. I am not gonna waste your time tonight, because that would be in shape. TI always time, I always time. There’s twenty three.

Awards to give its all time to protection. To waste time on some idiocy would be a dereliction. Hi wa wait sign.

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And then about an hour in your stage, announcer Nick Offerman doing a great j…

Although all I could hear was the president from the movie Civil War. Nick was fantastic and he did this segment with Conan. This is Conan O’Brien’s first time hosting the Oscars. That is true in a culture, it is all about a lot of pressure. Not really, I’ve I’ve hosted a lot of shows, Emmy Awards, Music Awards.

Well nothing this big, Nick, do me a favorite. Please stop interrupting. Okay, okay, guy, just trying to help, all. Right, Fine, the movies we honor tonight explore their challenge. This big coming so late in one’s career, must weigh on a man’s soul.

That’s enough. Just read the script I gave you. He’s one of the great medians of our time. Conan O’Brien, perfect, Thank you, Our Oscar announcer Nick Offerman, Thank you. Nick.

She plays And Matt Maloney, who is a podcaster who covers the industry. He was in the audience and he shared a note that apparently was left with everybody. It is on stationary that says from the desk of Conan O’Brien, and it’s handwritten, although I’m sure he didn’t write. You know, thousands of these. It must have been some sort of copying anyway, It reads dear star slash seed filler.

I hope you enjoy these complimentary snacks. I tried my best included gummy, but Disney said that was a hard pass. Have a great night, Conan, and there is a cartoon sketch of Conan on the piece of paper. I’m going to keep this episode of Daily Cone New simple, So that’s my quick OSCARS recap. The plan for later today is I’m going to get with Mike Chishol from The Letterman podcast on drop a bonus episode, so we’ll do more Conan later today.

Got to take the break here, We’ll come back and we’ll talk Shane Gillis. I’m in the minority here from reading reviews. I’m going to share some reviews. I thought that was the best Saturday Night Live of the season. On the threads app where I’m at Daily Comedy News, people just seem annoyed that Shane even exists.

Like just a lot of hate. I shared in the Facebook group, which is Daily Comedy News podcast group. Yahoo had a headline that said offensive comedian Shane Gillis, Like wow, way to put your thumb on the scale there. Yahoo I thought it was really funny. The news sketch.

Here, let me play a little clip of it. The suspects are believed to be four white Yes. I’m sorry, what’s going on? Oh? Nothing?

Yeah, just relieve that the police have a quite identified the suspects. Exactly, very quite. Okay, crime is crime, and we’re all released. Oh sure, yeah, absolutely, yeah. Yeah.

Well. It’s shaping up to be quite a busy week for local law enforcement as police deliver on their promise a crackdown on the increasing drug traffic drugs rad early this morning uncovered a major meth ring and a quiet suburban neighborhood. You know, no what they ain’t want to us? Okay, well how do you know that? Math?

Quiet? Come on now, all right, let’s let’s see the picture. Why are you entertaining the stupid game. Because we’re down to nothing, Susanne, you want to lose shove. A picture now.

I feel like I’ve seen that premise before. Maybe SNL did it, Maybe it was Keen Peel, but I’ve definitely seen that premise before. But that was really good, very funny sketch. To be fair, his monologue, the audience was tough. I feel like the material was better than the audience was.

And I did note red haired guitar lady stoneface the whole time. But I mean, she’s behind it. But the audience didn’t really give Shane enough love there. But let’s listen to a little bit of the monologue. This was bumming me out of little.

I just realized, we’ll we’ll never get to see Donald Trump debate ever again. That kind of a bummer, even if you don’t like him. That was fun. We had fun, right, that was fun. Now he’s in office, that’s still funny.

You guys are having fun. He’s already hitting us with like fifth grade level ideas, which is fun. Golf of America, do you ever think about that? I like it? Greenland?

Ooh, now I want Greenland. I never even thought about Greenland. Now it’s all I think about. My favorite thing with Trump wanted Greenland is you know, it’s you know how they call Greenland. The Vikings used to call Greenland greenland and Iceland iceland to like keep people away, when in fact Greenland is ice in Iceland is green.

And I wonder if that trick leif Ericsson’s trick from a thousand years ago. Made it all the Way. Twenty twenty five, where Donald Trump was staring at a map going green. And we love green. I don’t know, miss Biden.

Biden was fun, also hilarious. My favorite thing about Biden was anytime he was giving his speech in between teleprompters, his face would go back to being dead, The. Daily Beast wrote. Shane Gillis figured out early into his monologue that the audience wasn’t quite feeling him. All right, now, I’m gonna lose you even more.

Uh for extra. He did his Biden impression before saying, look, I get it, you guys are pretty liberal here. The Daily Beast writes. Although the level of laughter in both monologue sounded fairly normal to casual viewers, pass sketches demonstrate that the show’s live performance are often hearing a worse audience response than the viewers at home. You know that’s really interesting because I was listening to the monologue and during the second half of the monologue, I was like, some of those laughs sound fake, and you know, would SNL mix in fake crowd live You’d have to be pretty good on a board there.

But I’m not gonna say my Spidey sense wasn’t tingling later on, Shane was kind of floundering and he’s like, all right, I don’t know how to get out of joke. All right, I don’t know how to get out of this joke. I find him very charming. It works av Club when with Shane Gillis gets another shot to show off how bad he’d be on Saturday Night Live. That’s just a bad take.

Bad take Avy Club, bad take their subheader. Can Gillis do a second thing, or at least stop doing this one? I don’t know. I mean, I’m gonna get in Shane’s corner here. They’re right say this for Shane Gillis.

Now they just hosted SNL twice. It’s harder to assume that had he kept his future player spot back in season forty five, he would have become the Jeff Richards of the twenties and I’d brow out in an eclectic ensemble with Gillis. There’s a clear sensibility at work in his sketches, and maybe there just would have been a whole lot more of that stuff, Satisfying Lord Michael’s nagging feeling the show was reaching out to an untapped portion of the audience that ptively wants less out of SNL again the best show of the season. I they had Shade been on the cast, he obviously would have been the breakout start. I know what’s going on at these websites.

You and I are not in sync various entertainment websites. I thought it was really good, but the AV Club Rights. Then again, maybe Gillis staying occupied by doing a bunch of terrible SNL sketches and presumably appearing in the occasional good one would have laid more immediately bare his CBS didcom sensibility rather than gussing it up with Edge Lord, podcast cred and the weird parasocial connections that go along with it. I’m sure Gillis is a good hang if you’re his actual friend. He seems affable enough to let himself be the butt of the joke.

But the thing is that’s never really been born out in many of the SNL sketches he’s done. Dude, that’s the vibe In every sketch he’s letting himself be the butt of the joke, and he seems like he’s a good hang. What are you talking about? AV Club Rights? Look?

I know if you’re reading this and you dig Gillis’s stuff. This will sound enormously personal. I reviewed his simul sitcom Tires, so I know what I’m talking about. Both the trips Gillis playing a few bad notes in Cicely and getting called names by randos for not liking a show on Netflix, a bias the likes of which has never been seen in this entertainment industry. In other words, what what is this piece?

But I’d love an actual explanation of why the Couple of Beers ad is supposed to be funny? Because it’s funny because the name A couple of Beers is funny, and the premise that the guy has two beers and then his kind of chill is funny. What I gotta get you A byline on this? All on this is by Jesse Hassinger overall review of the episode a D plus. Other articles by Jesse on Avy Club include film a Watershed Year for Bloodshed, Horror at the twenty twenty five Oscars.

Back on February seventeen, Jesse wrote SNL plays itself in an overstuffed fiftieth anniversary special, kind of Agree to Disagree. February twelfth, Jesse wrote about Captain America Februar fifth, Jesse wrote, Amy Schumer succumbs to streaming comedy pastiche in the fittingly ambivalent kind of pregnant. All right, we’ll agree there. January twenty sixth, Timothy Chellamy delivers an SNL season highlights, Going back Jenny nineteenth, Dave Chappelle answers SNL is called a flattery. All right, So you just don’t like Sheen Gillis, that’s fine.

I don’t like Adam Sandler. I mean, I like Adam Sandler. He’s a fantastic dramatic actor. I don’t like his comedy anyway. I didn’t come here to get in a whistling match with the av Club, and I intended to do a pretty short episode.

I got caught off guard there. Best episode of the season. Put it in quotes. Make sure you spell Johnny mac j O h n n Y, new word capital M, a lowercase AC, and spell Daily Comedy News correctly. You can use me in all the quotes you want.

Best episode of the season. All right, back later today with Mike Chisholm from The Letterman Podcast, and we’ll talk a little Conan and normal episode tomorrow. See yea