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Caloroga Shark Media. That sound you Here is all the coolness oozing out of Jim Gaffigan’s body. Hi, I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Jim Gaffigan announced he will perform and film a whiskey focused stand up set in Louisville and October. Jim, Let it Go, Let it Coach Jim.
We’re told the shows are twenty one plus and three sets are scheduled over three days October seventh through the ninth. All three shows, titled Jim Gaffigan A Bourbon Set, comprised new material for the comedian on social media, Jim Gaffigan Set. It’s a bourbon set. If you’re a whiskey fan, you’ll definitely want to check this out. Jim’s been howking the whiskey for the last year or so, and uh yeah, let me cut to John Oliver here.
I think sums it up cool. Jing Gillis hosted the SPS last night. It was volleyball night and then I went to the bar, so I will recap that for you tomorrow. Prior to the sb’s he caught up with the Athletic and they were curious how much of the sb’s would just be Notre Dame in Eagles highlights, Jane said, if I have any control over it, that’d be great. If I could pick the highlights, it will just be the Eagles, Notre Dame in some Phillies.
That would be nice. Shane, why did you want to host the SP’s, He said, The reason I wanted to take it on was Norm MacDonald. He’s the best ever, and he did it, and his monologue was one of my favorites. I can meet a famous actor or a famous comedian and I’m usually pretty relaxed about it, but then I’ll meet Michael Phelps on a plane, I’m like, oh my god. The first time I met Aaron Judge, I couldn’t talk.
I don’t know why I get starstruck by that. I didn’t think Caitlin Clark was going to get starstruck. I was, which was pretty funny. Steph Curry, that was awesome. But there’s another thing.
Once you get to know these guys, you start feeling like you’re less of a fan as far as like, I’m not going to ever sit around and be like that guy sucks. I hate that guy. Before I would say that because I didn’t know anybody. Even before the Steph Curry thing, I was like, I don’t like Steph Curry. Then you meet him, You’re like, oh, Steph Curry’s incredible.
So there’s a little bit of it. You’re going to make fun of this athlete. Probably not gonna make fun of somebody who’s dedicated to life to something. I’m not going to go up there and say you stink the athletic asked Shane Gillis, is there anybody you haven’t met that you want to? Tom Brady would be cool to meet.
I just recently met Charles Barkley. That was awesome. He was the one I always wanted to meet. And why is Shane’s the one of sports? I was just raised that way.
My dad watched sports every day, and what else is there to do? I don’t get it, we’re watching sports. Patton Oswalt has recorded what is being referred to as an audio only special that’s known as an album. Patton Oswalt, we used to have these things called comedy albums. What you do is you would record your comedy material and release them via audios, sometimes on vinyl, sometimes on cassette, sometimes on compact disc, sometimes as an MP three file, But Patten has invented the Audio Only special, this one called Black Coffee and Ice Water.
He filmed it last week into New York City. He told CBS Mornings, it’s a combination of experience my sadness and experience my confusion. The times are so rapidly insane right now that there are times as a comedian where you’re like, this insane story that I’m gonna tell in a month is not gonna seem insane anymore based on what people are going through. The Audio Only Special, which totally is not an album, also talks about raising a teenager and the inside Oh, she either got that from me or some of this is inborn. How can I change this?
How do we make this better? Sounds like Patten has a great relationship with his daughter. He said, I don’t have the teenager that doesn’t want to hang out with me. She actually digs hanging out with me and my wife. But we do have a teenager who’s always slightly disappointed in us.
We’re hanging out and we’re having fun. Then daddy realizes what a goofball he is, or I’m realizing, oh wait a minute, I would get embarrassed by my dad at this That’s what she’s doing right now now. He was asked why he wanted to release Black Coffee and Ice Water as an audio special. Patton said, I miss the times when comedians would put out an album all my specials. I’m doing a thing now where I’m going back.
I’m putting them out on vinyl. It’s about ego. There’s this less physical media being made. You could release it, you know, as an album, but nope, It’ll be out on audible as an audio only special. Black Coffee and Ice Water.
November twentieth, Ronny Chieng and Hassan Minaj are touring together. The name of the tour Hassan Hates Ronnie, Ronnie hates a so on, That’s fun the official log line. During these divided times, many people believe that open dialogue and discourse are the only tools to mend to divide a nation. Comedians Hasan Minhaj and Ronny Chieng believe the opposite, hatred is the answer. At each of the nineteen scheduled performances, the duo will face off over race, war, the economy, immigration, presidents, family, and dating, taking the stage only to rip each other apart.
That’s fun to our kicks off October third in Seattle. They’re also hitting Houston, Tampa, Atlanta, Philly, d C, Toronto, Minneapolis, Chicago, Miami, Austin, Dallas, Boston, New York City at the Beacon December second, So that’s after the festival San Diego, San Jose, San Francisco and wrapping up December twenty sixth in Vancouver. Sarah Sherman is recording her first comedy special this summer. She’s taping two shows August twenty third at the Bell House. She’ll be in North Adams and Massachusetts on the nineteenth, three shows at Helium in Indianapolis, next week, three shows at Helium in Philly and August, and the two Bellhouse shows.
Ron White has added two shows to his tour to help raise money for the flooding in Texas. Ron White, a Texas native, announced on social media all proceeds from the shows in San Antonio and Austin will go to the Guadaloupe Love Fund. The money will assist fire departments impacted by the July fourth floods. Ron said in the video, We’re going to raise money for a couple of fire departments that suffered major losses in this tragic event and cannot sustain without them. Every penny you spend on tickets, we’re gonna go buy some fire trucks or something.
We’ll find a way to spend it those shows or August eighth and August ninth, This one I saw into the weekend, and it’s been quite busy, and then I forgot to put it in the notes. So let me just point out Dusty slayh shared on Instagram like Friday Afternoon, two full albums out today. Listen while it’s hot on iTunes. Camill nan Gianni has joined the cast of Oh Mary as Mary’s husband. Now that’s interesting because Oh Mary is about Mary Todd Lincoln, an alcoholic, aspiring cabaret singer in the weeks leading up to the sixteenth President’s assassination.
So kamaille n Jeohnny is Abraham Lincoln. That’s fun. Ralph Barbosa will have a special for Hulu. It is titled Ralph Barbosa Planet Bosa. Ralph shares his adventures in dating, controlling his temper, working on cars, and his views on current events that went out Friday, August eighth.
Page six asked Colin Jost how he feels about his wife, Scarlett Johansson repeatedly kissing Jonathan Bailey on red carpets. Jost said, I guess in Jurassic Park terms, the attack always comes from the raptor you never thought was there. Of all the threats out there, wasn’t thinking it was Jonathan. Mister Jos pointed out that Bailey didn’t seem like the biggest threat to his marriage because Bailey is a quote out gay man. I think it’s going to be okay.
Jose joked about closing the loop by kissing Bailey. Bailey was asked about this and said, I believe in being able to show love in all different ways, and if you can’t kiss your friends, life’s too short. Not too On gossip Corner, Amy Schumer had to cut the listing price of her five bedroom, three and a half bathroom Brooklyn Heights dwelling. She had purchased it back in twenty twenty two for twelve point twenty five million dollars. They’ve now cut the listing to twelve point seven five million dollars.
Life is rough. Amy Schumer joke to The Wall Street Journal that their son got into a good school and we’re too lazy to commute forty five minutes to take our son to school every day. We loved what we moved into, but we’ve definitely made it our own. Some of the changes they apparently made were an overhaul of the backyard just for laughs. Day two.
Nick Briseo is the head of programming. He was asked how much talent it will be at just for laughs, and he said, how do you measure that? Is it by weight? In that case, there is one point twenty six tons of comedy. Getting a little more serious, he said, we’re doing a lot of different programming to have something for everybody.
If you have any kind of funny bone in your body, we have something for you. The galas are really the crown jewel of the festival. Someone isn’t sure what chose to check out. Your safest bet is to go to a gala. It’s like a tasting menu of the best comedy out there today.
We have classics from festal past, and our calling card is the new faces of comedy for those who want to know the stars of tomorrow. You’ve heard me talk about that for years on this podcast. It’s such a rite of passage and all the greats have done it, from Kevin Hart to Amy Schumer. We put a lot of work in a scouting those comedians, and then we even have programming with YouTubers and content creator stars. I’m surprised the new Faces list still not out.
You know, we’re under a week now, Guys, where is it? Nick pointed this out, and he’s absolutely right. He said, if you’re in a comedy club anywhere in North America and even across the world, it’s the festival is referred to as Montreal, but they mean just for laughs. I have to remind myself to say just for laps, because I’ll tend to just call it the Montreal Comedy Festival, or like Nick says, people just go Montreal. Are you going to Montreal?
If you say that to me, I know exactly what you mean. Are you going to Montreal? Yeah? I think I hit Montreal this summer. Nick says, I think any good comedy festival and any good event really embodies the DNA of the city in Montreal is a city unlike any other.
There are a few festivals in the global footprint like Edinburgh Fringe and Melbourne International Comedy Festival, but I think Canada being such a Comedy Home in Montreal, all being such a renowned stand up place the comedians want to go now. It’s part of the zeitgeist. Just for Lass, i’d been catching some strays in the press about I guess not being as awesome at video as some think they should be. Well, they just inked a twenty million dollar deal. I don’t know if those are Canadian or US dollars.
Either way, it’s a lot of money. Fifty hours of programming are part of the deal. It includes Roast Battle Canada season five, a bunch of French shows on some French language networks. The CBC will have Roywood Junior, Michelle Btchau, Fortune Fimester and Mikey Day Galas. That’s pretty good programming right there.
All right, let’s see what’s going on tonight on a Thursday. Plenty of French shows. I will focus on the English shows for the duration of the festival this summer. This is an English language comedy podcast. I totally supported the French comedy, but I don’t know how to pronounce the words.
Just for last Culture Show at seven o’clock, Best of the Fest also at seven o’clock, the Sketch Show at eight thirty and The Nasty Show at nine to thirty. I already forgot what I said. I want to see if we can do Best of the Fest and Sketch Show. Best of the Fests at seven and Sketch Show was what eight thirty we could do that? That would be tonight’s plan.
Where are we in Montreal? But we are not in Montreal, but I hope to get up to Montreal. I don’t have a timetable yet. I’m negotiating with the family. Apparently people were like Dad’s around, Dad will handle it, and Dad’s like Dad was planning on being in Canada.
So I have to figure out that whole thing while I’m thinking of it. If you need something to listen to, Craig Ferguson’s podcast, which is called Joy. The episode with Jim Rash, you know Jim is the dean from Community, was a lot of fun. Took them a minute to get rolling, but once it clicks in and that’s a lot of fun. If you need something to watch, a half hour stand up comedy special presented by the Are You Garbage Podcast is on the eight hundred Pound Gorilla tonight seven o’clock Central Time.
Also out today on Vive says Eddie Peppertone’s new comedy special, The Collapse to This One, produced by Patton oswall Well, Paton said, Eddie Pepatone is the Pixies of modern comedy, working class but aching for utopia, quiet and then loud, and then quiet again, willing to take the twistiest route to the most uncomfortable, hilarious truth. His audiences don’t just laugh, they are upt in cackling disbelief that Eddie sang the things he’s saying that out on beeps today It’ll be a comedy album. On August fifteenth, the Television Critics Association nominated some shows for Outstanding Achievement in Variety, Talk or Sketch. The nominees are The Daily Show, Mulaney, Hot Ones, Kimmel, Seth, Colbert, Last Week Tonight, SNL separately, SNL fifty, the Anniversary Special. The TCA Awards will be presented virtually later this summer.
In twenty thirteen, two comedians started arguing in the parking lot of the Comedy Store in LA Two comedians broke up the argument and said they should do the insults before a crowd. It was an instant hit and roast battle was born. The next week, people came back thinking was going to happen again, and then over the course of time, any two comedians who had an issue with each other or even friends would just go at each other and we kind of staid, wait, this could be something. Roast Battle was picked up by Comedy Central in twenty sixteen with Jeff Ross’s host. There’s a UK version from twenty eighteen with Jimmy Carr.
There’s one in Japan, one in Montreal, Vancouver, there’s one in London, there’s one in Australia. It’s everywhere, including tonight at the New York Comedy Club on twenty fourth Street the tenth annual Roast Battle. Two comics will take turns, dishing a total of thirteen jokes per round for total of three rounds, and if you’re in plano six to four singles dive back into the dating pool with a little help from stand up comedians. This show is called The Big d I’m gonna resist any twelve year old jokes and just tell you that’s what the show’s called. Believe me, I am tinted.
Julie Golden is a stand up comedian and a single divorced mom. She created the Big D in October and said, I was told that Dallas is known as the Big D not just for Dallas, but also for divorce. Get your mind out of the gutter, everybody, so perhaps I’m in the right city. During the show, three comedians will interview each of the contestants for five minutes, then they will be matched. After that, each couple answers a series of dig card questions during their five minute first date on stage, the audience votes who they think is the best match.
That couple with the most applause wins one hundred dollars and maybe a second date, or if that doesn’t work out, they get fifty bucks each and never have to see each other again. This is at Mike Drop Comedy seventy three oh one lone Star Drive in Plano. Thirty seven bucks to get in a great Gutfeld, Yah, we’re long again today, Greg Gutfeld. Let me quote this directly via The Daily Beast. Okay, Johnny Mack is quoting Greg Guttfeld.
These are not the words of Johnny Mack. Johnny Mack is quoting Greg Gudfeld. Are you ready? Greg Gutfeld apparently said, you know what I’ve said? This before.
We need to learn from the blacks the way they were able to remove the power from the N word by using it. So from now on, it’s what’s up my Nazi? Hey, what’s up my Nazi? Hey, what’s hanging my nazi? Co host Kennedy blurted out, nazi please.
Greg Guttfeld said, thank god you did a hard eye there. And that’s what’s happening on Fox on Gutfeld in case you want to watch that, that is your comedy news for today. How does let that Gutfeld story Stanford itself see you tomorrow