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Caloroga Shark Media. Hey there, I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Joe Cooy he’s working on his sixth Netflix special and he’s going to get a vinyl version of it from Netflix. That’ll probably be one of those where they make like twelve copies, sell them in the cool record store in Portland and then pretend it’s an album and submitted for a Grammy. Joe Coy sa, Eddie loves vinyl, his son loves vinyl, and Joe Cooy collected Eddie Murphy albums when he was a kid.

Now, come on, you didn’t collect Eddie Murphy albums? There were what two? That’s not a Collection’s I bought to Eddie Murphy albums? Anyway, Joe Coy said, this one could be a lot of fun. I’m a lot older and my son’s a lot older.

Now he’s on the road with me now, so there’s that to talk about it. It’s a new chapter. If you watch all my specials, it’s literally like watching the story of my son and myself growing up. I’ll go way back and it’s like a flash before my eyes, these little flashback moments where it takes me back to raising my son and I get well, well, little sentimental. I wonder if he’s sentimental about that time he hosted the Golden Globes.

I don’t know if you remember this. He told this horrible, just awful, like j LENO mean level of joke about Taylor Swift, who then justifiably gave him the stare. You think Taylor Swift is going to just smile at an innocent joke. No, She’s gonna try and crush your career. Here.

Let’s listen the big difference between the Golden Globes and the NFL. On the Golden Globes, we have fewer camera shots of Taylor Swift. Sebastian Man of Skalgo likes comparing stand up to music. He says, I feel like there’s a music element to stand up in the sense that it has a rhythm, pacing in cadence, whether you go higher with your voice or go lower to bring the audience in. That’s very smart dispassion with my act.

There’s also a physicality that’s infused into the material. I’m not just standing there behying a microphone telling jokes. That movement I compare to dance. It’s almost like you’re dancing to your words. Sebastian wants you to leave his show talking about what you saw, not just the performance, but the production value of it.

He explains, you’re charging a high ten price. You don’t want to have somebody walk in and see performing on the stage at the arena gave you. I designed the stage for the ID Ain’t Right Tour as a triangle because when I was out and the round, I felt like I was walking in circles. With the triangle, I have three points to go to.

Also very smart, I like to get involved with the nuts and bolts of the produc…

The lighting, The steps to the stage light up when I stepped on them. I came out on a vespa. I did a pre show video that correlated to the vespa. I was in a vespa on the screen and the next thing you know, I come on stage on a vespa. They’re gonna leave hopefully talking about how much they laughed and not about how beautiful the lighting rig was.

But it enhances the experience. Kathy Griffin has apologized for teasing Anna Nicole Smith. In a YouTube video, Kathy Griffin recounted her relationship with Smith back in the day. Griffin rarely joked about Smith and impersonated Smith by slurring her words. Kathy did this in various tours and including some televised Bravo specials.

Kathy Smith one of the greatest beauties of any generation, but noted she was also very troubled as her career went on. She was very addicted to drugs. She overdosed, That’s how she passed away. It’s no secret I knew her from putting her in my act. I really loved her.

So let me just talk about her because I was quite vicious to her in my act because she was always efed up. Griffin said, she is a real genuine affection for Anna and didn’t know one minute to the next if she was gonna hate me or not based on what I was saying in my act. Let me to say again apologies for everything I ever said in the nineties and two thousands. But once again, unless you live through the nineties and two thousands, you don’t know what a vicious time it was. Comedically vicious it was, I guess it was.

So I was vicious to Anna, and I also witnessed a lot of tough times with her because when she was messed up, she could be nasty, she could be rough. I know in her heart she was so abused by the business. Well, while we’re talking about people that were just horribly mean and vicious in the nineties and two thousands, we’ve got to talk about arguably the worst person who ever lived, Jay Leno. The nerve of this guy. He went on the Big Three podcast and started talking about electric vehicles.

The nerve of this guy. He said, it’s a bit like music. For years, rap wasn’t recognized the same way rock and roll wasn’t recognized. I know rock and roll guys that hate rap, and I know rap guys that hate rock and roll. But I think I feel like music.

It’s the same thing with automobiles. I get it. I like all types of cars. This guy in these opinions liking all types of cars. J Letto is the worst, he says.

People get mad at me. They say, you’ve got another ev on your show. I’m not watching j Leto’s garage anymore. Jay says, well, okay, don’t watch, but next week we’ll have a gas car. We’ll have something you might like.

You can’t do the same thing every week. The nerve of this guy. Unbelievable. This guy, Jay says to me, I think the EV with the savior of classic cars because classic cars do use more gas than they pollute, but as their percentage gets smaller and smaller, if everyone is driving an EV, it’s not so much pressure to get gas cars off the road. I consider it a good thing.

This guy’s unbelievable.

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Let’s talk about somebody nice and not like crazy.

J Leno weird now talk to the La Times and he said, I think that the craftsmanship is one of the reasons that the humor works so well. And I think the best parody is material that emulates the original source as closely as possible. It helps the joke if you’re sucked into thinking you’re listening to a particular pop song and then think, wait a minute, these aren’t the lyrics I’m used to. I’ve got one of the best bands of the world, and they do every genre flawlessly, and that’s what helps make the whole actwork. The core band has been together for over forty years, and we’re kind of telepathic and the way we communicate now, so we’re a lot better than we were back in the day.

Bill Engvall, back on the Road, admitted to being a little rusty, and a friend said, well, it’s like riding a bike. Bill says, yeah, but you got to remember, if it’s the front break of the back break, you picked the wrong one. You’re going over the handlebars. Bill talked about the success of the Blue Collar Tour and explains it was one of those perfect storm things. We appealed to this faction of people all over the country, good old Americans, from plumbers to doctors to authors.

We were clean, which was a big deal for a lot of people. Late Bergetzi’s sure to learn that. Lesson Jeff Ross, why did you take your show to Broadway? Jeff said, And this is smart. If you don’t surprise your audience at this stage of the game, I think you kind of fade away.

I’ve seen this happen to funny people. They go, this works. Let me keep doing this because it pays the bills. I always kept my overhead down. Part of that is not having a kid’s and wife.

I lived the life of a bachelor. Then I can do what I want creatively. It gives me some freedom. I’m not responsible for anyone but myself and my dogs. I go, let me take a creative swing here instead of going on the road and touring like a regular stand up act.

I can invest in something that’s more creative filling at this point, especially after a near death experience. Jeff talked about changing his surname from lift Schultz to Ross. Why, Jeff Ross explains, was early in my career, as coming out of the open mic scene, I got booked on Star search Ed McMahon was hosting. He kept introducing me saying, this week’s challenger Jeff Lipschitz, and then the next episode was Jeff Lipshot. He couldn’t get it right.

I was flying home. I thought maybe my name is too complicated. I didn’t have confidence, and when they screwed it up and screwed up my performance, I spent the first twenty five years of my life correcting people, every teacher, of her employer, every date. How do you spell it? How do you say it?

So I went with my middle name Ross, named after my great grandma Rose. Jeff was asked if he felt like he was losing his family identity. This is very interesting. His answer, no, it was a little weird. But my grandfather was a band leader and he went from Lift Schultz to Larsen many decades before.

He was gone already, so I didn’t get to talk to him about it. But I’d gone to film school, I studied advertising design. I was like, I don’t think lift Scheltz is going to work as a calling card as a marquee. Nowadays people in more open to that kind of stuff, but at the time, I’ve been teased about my name as a kid so much that I was like, why am I giving people this? Let me make it simple.

Vered Oz is gearing up for a residency at New York City’s Lincoln Center. Wow. His new show, Hey Stranger, will be part of their comedy series. Veeer says, It’s never happened before for someone where I came from, and it’s quite a prestigious room. So I’m worried about writing the show, he told Variety.

Really, all I’m thinking about is the jokes. I remember day one of the trial shows. They were like, yeah, it’s funny, and usually that’s all comedian needs to hear is yeah it’s funny. But is it West End? Is it Broadway?

And there’s a journey from funny to there, and I’m trying to make that journey. Can I write a show that truly takes Indian comedy to anybody in the world, like really, really anyone in the world. People you’ve never met before and are never going to meet again, have nothing to lose and can tell you the truth in a way that people you know can’t anymore. And I’ve had this strange life that’s been deeply impacted by strangers. I’ve seen more of the world than anybody I’ve ever met.

So the show really is a stranger comes to down and wherever you were from in the world, you could come and see the Stranger. I think that’s the show. Hey, Stranger, Lincoln Center, October twenty ninth through the ninth, and that’s your comedy news on It’s the summer Saturday. The forecast was pretty good. Hopefully I’m at the beach right now as you’re listening to this.

Tomorrow football can’t wait rooting against the Jets, finding out if my forty nine ers or any good or not. I have no idea. You know that guy Scott that listens to the show. He messed up. He invited me to his football pool.

He thinks I’m some goofy guy recording a podcast in the basement. He has no idea what he’s in for as I take his money in the weekly football pool. Keep you updated on that. See you tomorrow.

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hey there, Happy Friday. I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. I’m trying to bring back the late night joke segment on Friday, but the jokes just haven’t been there. The only joke I really felt like sharing was from Fallon, who said President Trump, after not being seen in public for several days, appeared in the Oval Office, which means it’s six more weeks of dictatorship.

Your letters to Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel will be coming to Brooklyn. He’ll record at the Brooklyn Academy of Music’s Howard Gilman Opera House September twenty nine through October third. One of the guests will be Stephen Colbert, who has just kicked off the final season of The Late Show. Oh that reminds me. Listen to last week’s Letterman podcast.

Not the one that came out today. I have no idea. Maybe today’s is awesome. Didn’t listen to it yet, but the one that came out last Friday, Mark Malkoff drop by. They start to talking Carson.

At some point Mitch Hedberg came up, really good. Listen to that one from Deadline the headline, there were signs that Please Don’t Destroy was coming to an end on SNL. Oh No Deadline says the trio radically reduced the amount of videos they produced for the show last year. Well, it was also the fiftieth anniversary, and there was a lot of big celebrities across twenty one episodes. In season forty nine, they had done ten.

In season forty eight, they had done eleven in their first year. They got seven on and also Ben Marshall will be one of the full time cast members of SNL fifty one. From GQ, the headline, J Kelly should finally met Adam Sandler the Oscar he deserves. I agree. I haven’t seen the movie, but just on principle, Adam Sandler doing a dramatic role and not a stupid comedy, Let’s give him the Oscar just for that.

GQ wrights, We’ve always known that Adam Sandler has the range. It’s the thrilling to see when the Sandman breaks his pattern, and with Jay Kelly he delivers one of his most subdued performances. It also happens to be one of his greatest. Adam Sandler plays Ron, the longtime manager to Jay Kelly, who’s played by George Clooney. The character j Kelly is a charismatic magnet, attracting attention everywhere he moves.

He’s lonely but never alone, surrounded by a team that circles him like subservient vultures. GQ tells us the beauty of Sandler’s performance is that you can see Ron’s joy and optimism drain from him. Initially, Ron is bubbly with optimism, calling Jay by the nickname Puppy, and never letting a stress show through a smile. Then some spoilers. I don’t want to ruin an Adam Sandler dramatic movie for you.

But then some spoilers and we see Adam show some range there, and they write, if Adam Sandler wins an Oscar in the Year of Happy Gilmore two, that will make the victory even sweeter. I’m rooting for you, Adam Sandler. Dramatic actor Weird Al explains to the La Times why he hasn’t released a parody song in more than a decade. He says, because there’s no longer a monoculture where it’s more obvious what the hits are. Al had recently done some smaller tours where he’s playing things that weren’t hits, as such things are in the Yanka verse.

I just made that term up. I like it right. Yeah, sounds a little dirty, but it’s not weird. Al said, the smaller tours cleanse it ballad for me, and we’re fun for my band and the hardcore fans. But now we’re back to playing the big tent, we’re ramping up the silliness.

The articleicle even gets into what weird Al calls inception, like there’s somebody named Steve Goodie who parodied the weird Al original hardware Store and did a parody of that. Now hardware Store is not a parody, it’s a weird Al original, but the parody by Steve Goodie is called Dumbledore. And Steve Goody even has a one man show called Al the Weird Tribute. If you go see Al, at one point every show they cover a classic song and do a straight version of it. Some examples include Paul Simons you can call me Al, all right, that’s a little on the nose, George Harrison’s What Is Life?

And even Helen Ready’s I Am Woman. Al says it’s a rotating slot almost every night is something different. The fans get into it, although when he talks to them about it, he sometimes finds their reactions baffling. People sometimes say, oh, you guys can really play, You can really do real music, and Al says, what do you think we’ve been doing just because the words are funny, It’s not real music. Newsweek asked Mark Marin if how he perhaps for a special has changed over the years, specifically because he’s more high profile than he wasn’t at another point and he gets more tension.

Does that affect the crafting and the material? Maren said, I don’t know if it has anything to do with the name of profile, because I never really registered that as a lot or being enough. It’s really more about me as a person. What if I learned what matters, what doesn’t matter? As I get older, what do I really give a hoot about?

And as a comic, what can I do? What risk can I take? And I think over time, me talking about myself probably kind of played spinning and more neurotic. But as I get deeper into myself, I think that last special from Bleak to Dark offered me an opportunity tragically to try and wrap my brain around grief and death and loss in a funny way. And I think working those muscles or figuring out how to do that and has it really opened up a whole other area for me to take comedic risks, which I think we see with the trauma bit in this one, and then revisiting grief at the end.

But I think my neurotic problems are my problems of behavior at least have solutions now so I can move through them differently and make them more relatable, because I used to assume when that every when I was younger was angry and bitter like me, but they weren’t. Josh Blue has a new memoir. He said not everything made the final cut. He wrote some chapters centered on his experiences with marriage and fatherhood. Josh says that can come later in a different book.

This one feels like it should be more about me and my path he has called something to stare at. Josh says, I put the book up on my website. I thought to get a couple of orders, but I had five hundred already. I’m just overwhelmed with the fact that this many people have ordered the book without any reviews because they just want to support me, and I know it’s going to be a good story because they love my stand up and they love my spirit and personality. What would he like to do in the future, Josh says, I think porn would be fun.

Now. I’ve always wanted my own TV show, I want my own sitcom. I feel like the world is ready for a disabled lead, and I feel like I’m the guy to do it. If you have an idea of what you want to do, when you put it in the world, it happens. Obviously, you have to put the work in.

But so many times people are afraid to even take the first step of dreaming. I think sometimes people have an idea of what a disability is and what this book will be, and it’s not woe is Me or inspirational. It’s not who I am. I’m just telling my story. It’s a unique story, and I feel like there’s more to come.

It’s not done. I worked with him, you know, and like all my stories now, they are million years ago. But I worked with him back in the day, and he was a very cool guy. You know who else was cool back in the day. Well, he’s still cool.

But I used to work with him a lot back in the day Bill Engvall, who has unretired. He’s at Treasure Island Casino tonight. Is it a comeback Bill Engvall, it’s all the Star Tribune. Yes, I’m back out. Nindsight, I should have just taken a break.

I got burned out, but I missed that juice you get from an audience. You also create a lifestyle that’s got to be fed. Nobody’s coming to me anymore saying we’ll take care of your bills. My celebrity recognition factors way down. Used to be.

I can walk in a restaurant and that say we’ve got a table for you. We’re going to take care of your dinner. I’m not gonna lie. That’s fun. When did he know retirement was a mistake within six months.

At first, I was bound to determine to make it work. Then I caught myself watching The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and that’s when I knew it was time to get back on the road. Comedy stock Market, It is Friday where we make our comedy stock picks. We’re gonna buy some. Nate Brigatzi today.

Why he’s hosting the Emmys on September fourteenth, check your calendar. All of a sudden, there’s gonna be a lot of Nate press and it’s gonna be super positive. The media likes him. Let’s buy neat. Let’s buy Adam Sandler.

Johnny Mack, you’re buying Adam Sandler stock. That’s right, dramatic actor Adam Sandler. Let’s get him the Oscar. Let’s load up on some Sandler. Let’s sell SNL.

The haters are out there. The bar is too high. There’s no way SNL fifty one can live up to SNL fifty, which wasn’t even that creative a season other than the celebration new cast. People are gonna be mad. They’re gonna be mad about the guy from kil Tony.

Forget it. Let’s sell SNL. However, let’s buy stock and Ben Marshall from the Police, don’t destroys. He’s got a lot of charisma and I think he’s going to have a great year. Let’s sell our stock in the paper.

Remember last Friday, we loaded up on the paper. Johnny Mack, Why are you selling right now? The show just launched the last night and they announced season two. That’s right, that’s how we make money on comedy. Stock market.

We sell Hi, let’s get out on the paper and short sell. We don’t have any stock in this, but let’s short sell Dancing with the Stars. Now, why are we short selling Dancing with the Stars, Johnny Mack. They have announced the cast of season thirty four, and you know who’s on the cast of season thirty four, Andy Richter. That’s right, Dancing with the Stars is taking on the curse of Andy Richter.

Andy Richter can get any show canceled, including Conan O’Brien. You’re messing with the devil there. I don’t know what you’re doing. Nobody’s tuning in, going oh cool. Andy Richter’s on.

You’re only taking on the curse. We will sell Dancing with the Star stock and that is your comedy stock market. We do this every Friday. Are you in Chicago? Go watch them.

Name the street after Bob Newhart. Gotta get there by eleven am. The street on the North Sheridan Road between ord Moore and Thorndale named in honor of Bob Newhart. Today would have been Bob Newhart’s ninety sixth birthday. Bob Newhart born in nineteen twenty nine in Oak Park, attended Saint Ignatius College Prep and Loyal University, where a theater bears his name, and The Toronto Guardian caught up with comedian Sidish pay Pai Pie.

Sidesh combines sharp wit, clever wordplay and self deprecating humor, aircrafting one liners and observational jokes. Pretty generic. I’m rooting for you. Let’s see, who are your favorite comedians growing up? Russell Peters and Jerry Seinfeld.

Okay, who are your favorite comedians now? Is Zorna Gorg and Mark Normand? All right? I think that helps us zone in on your lane of comedy. Sidesh says, Mark Norman is like a machine gun of one liners which resonates with my own comedic style.

What is your pre show ritual meditation? Interesting? And that is your comedy news for today, normal episodes all weekend. If you would like the program without commercial interruption, go on Apple Podcasts. There’s a banner there it says uninterrupted listening.

You click that and then for just five bucks a month you get this show with no commercials. You also get the other stuff on the network, like five Good News Stories, which I host three or four times a week. I heard secretly that there might be a fourth episode starting next week unofficially. Don’t tell anyone you get palace intrigue. Harry’s coming to the UK Monday, or maybe he’s not.

I don’t know. No one knows. You read one news article they’re like, Harry’s gonna beet with the King Monday, and then the next one’s like, no, they’re not. I’ve been calling it Schrodinger’s Harry. For those of you who follow philosophy anyway, five bucks a month, no commercials.

It’s just seventeen cents a day ish, depending on how you do math and how many days there are in the month. See tomorrow

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hello, alongside my dog who apparently is co hosting today, I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. I don’t know why the dog’s hanging out in the studio, but you are very welcome. Saturday Night Live has announced five new cast members for season fifty one. They are Ben Marshall, Tommy Brennan, Jeremy Colheen, Cam Patterson, and Veronica Slow a count some interesting names there are Cam Patterson you may know him from Kill Tony.

People are gonna get very upset about that. Veronica slowa Kowska you may not know the name, but you know the face if you watched Shane Gillis tires at season two. And Ben Marshall you know him as one of the Please Don’t Destroy guys. He has been up to a feature player. Marshall’s been with SNL as a writer since twenty twenty one.

He was part of the Please Don’t Destroy. How folks will come around to that Martin hurlehe from Please Don’t Destroy will continue. Writer John Higgins has announced he is leaving SNL again. We’ll circle back to that. Newcast member Tommy Brennan, a stand up comic and named a Just for Laughs New Face of Comedy in twenty twenty three.

Camp Patterson best known for Kill Tony. He’s also in Kevin Hart’s upcoming film seventy two Hours Slowakowska from Tires, Poker Face, What We Do in the Shadows. Jeremy Colhayne from Upright Citizens Brigade SNL is back on October fourth. That is no surprisingly a Saturday. The show will air at eleven thirty p m.

John Higgins posted on Instagram, and my dog was not interested at all on what Higgins had to say because she just left the room. But Higgins said, I can’t believe how lucky it was to be part of the show. It was my dream and I got to live it, and to do it with my two best friends and my dad was an unbelievable experience. Thank you to everyone who made my time there so special, made this decision that much harder. But for now, I’m excited to pursue acting opportunities that I’ll announce soon, But today I’m just grateful for everything we got to do.

It is unclear if Please Don’t Destroyer will continue to perform together when they’re not on Saturday Night Live. They are currently on tour and of dates scheduled over the next two weeks. If you listen to yesterday’s podcast, I shared my creative concerns about the Beck Bennett and Kyle Mooney podcast. The first guest is Mark Maren and then I noticed the second guest is Fran Gillespie. Yeah, I don’t know either exactly.

That’s what I’m worried about. Did they drop a third episode yet? I don’t think so. Let me check they did drop a third episode. The guest on the newest episode is Tim Baltz.

Tim Baltz is an American comedian, actor, and writer. He appeared as a citizen journalist on the Comedy Central series The Opposition with Jordan Klepper, also in The Righteous Gemstones. Okay, that’s guest three. Guest two the famous Fran Gillespie. I know you’re throwing your phone against the wall right now, going How does he not know who Fran Gillespie is?

Well, obviously, she’s a writer and performer originally from Chicago, and her credits include SNL, Big Mouth, Killing It and John Mulaney presents Everybody’s in La Writer on SNL. Okay, Well and Mark Barrett. Those are your guests, says the guy recording podcasts in his basement. It’s the other charting today. I also can’t remember what this thing is called.

This has a bad title. What is this thing called? Again? What’s our podcast? Question Mark with Beck Bennett and Kyle Mooney down seventeen spots today, it is the one hundred and twenty seventh biggest podcast on Apple Podcast Charts, and it is number seventeen in the comedy category.

Again, not too bad at all. Good news for Scrubs. Corla is coming back. Judy Reyis will appear as a special recurring guest star as Corla. Scrubs has a series order.

Zach Braf, Donald Faison, Sarah Chalk All back as j D. Turk and Elliott New Scrubs will follow j D and Turk, who scrubbed together for the first time in a long time. Medicine has changed in terms of change, but their bromance as stood the test of time. Characters new and old navigate the waters of Sacred Heart with laughter, heart and some surprises along the way. Again, I’m curious what they’ll do for a set.

Will they use the sets from scrub Season nine? When it was the different hospital because the other hospital doesn’t exist anymore. Or they could recreate the old sets and just pretend season nine didn’t happen. We’ll see The Paper, which debuts tonight. Binge.

Did you watch all ten episodes yet? Why not? The Internet’s gonna spoil them for you. Why didn’t you get up at three in the morning and watch ten episodes of a sitcoms before the av club tells you, Hey, here’s what happens, Here’s why that character dies in episode eight. I made that up.

Johnny Max’s from the twentieth century. Johnny Mack doesn’t like the binge. You get no water cooler when you do the binge. Anyway, The Paper has been renewed for a second season. All ten episodes out today.

I’ll be watching football minor ish a spoiler for the show. It won’t ruin it for you. But in case you’re curious, how did the in show documentarians wind up in Toledo? We learned that dunder Mifflin was bought by an Ohio based company called Innervate. Innervate sells products made up out of paper, and because of that they came to own newspaper The Truth Teller.

Innervate also sells toilet tissue. Anyway, I’ll watch and I will tell you tomorrow on Comedy stock Marker. Remember last week we loaded up on the paper stock. I will tell you tomorrow. Are we gonna buy more?

Are we gonna sell? That’s tomorrow’s episode. Fred Armizan was asked by The Observer, Hey, Fred Ormison, what did you make of Stephen Colbert’s show being canceled by CBS. Fred said, it’s very sad. All I know is that Stephen Colbert is beloved and brilliant.

He’ll do something else great. And I don’t worry about the future of satire on TV because comedy always wins. That’s the magic of it.

Speaking of Late Night, the worst person who ever lived possibly Jay Leno.

Yeah that guy, listen to this. Thirteen years ago, Taylor Swift credited Jay Leno, of all people, with offering her some of the most memorable relationship advice of her life. Yeah, if you go back and you read. A twenty twelve episode of Cosmopolitan Magazine, Taylor Swift, then twenty three years old, took the Cosmo Quiz. She was asked, what’s the best relationship advice you ever got?

Taylor Swift said, jay Leno told me it’s easy. Just marry your conscience. Marry the one who makes you want to be a better person. Boy, jay Leno is just He’s the worst. Big day for Ohio.

Not only the paper, but the Columbus Comedy Festival is back. One hundred plus comedians, four days of events. Artists include I Won’t Read Them All, Jeremiah Watkins, Second City, Sam Tallent, James Doomian, Chad the Bird, and many many more. Some of the shows Female af an all woman lineup of stand up comedians from New York City, LA and Columbus Live Wreck is locals doing their best ten minute sets. Those are published on YouTube and social media afterwards, and also in Columbus, Ohio The Chicago Showcase hosted by Chad the Bird.

In the UK, Josh Jones kicks off a toury he’ll be touring the UK and Ireland. His new show is called I Haven’t Won the Lottery, So here’s another tour show. Josh says, I’ve done award shows for plumbers, and I’ve gigged in a barn for farmers. I’ve had times when older straight blokes looked disappointed that a camp. Gay has just walked on stage and then by the end they’re crying laughing.

Also in the UK, Graham linehim you may know him as the writer of Father Ted, a great series. If you’ve never seen it, seek that out on the internet. I don’t know where you can watch it these days. Let me open up just watch maybe I can tell you. Do you know about Just watch?

Just watch is great. It’ll tell you where things are streaming or not. Father Ted not streaming right now? That stinks anyway. Graham also created the id Crowd.

He said he was intercepted by five armed officers after flying into the UK from Arizona and told he was under arrest on substack. Graham said he was taken to a cell and question over some posts he published on Twitter back in April. The post related to him challenging a quote trans identified male unquote in a quote female only space unquote. He was released on bail. The Metropolitan Police did not identify him, a spokesperson said.

On Monday one September, at one pm, officers arrested a man at Hethrow Airport after he arrived on an inbound American Airlines flight. The man in his fifties was arrested on suspicion of inciting violence. This is in relations to posts on x SO, my fellow Americans enjoy your free speech. Yikes, and did you see this? One?

Comedian Drewski has upset some people. He did a NASCAR skit. Drewski showed up at the Southern five hundred NASCAR race in whiteface and played a character dubbed white drew Ski. The character has what appears to be full body makeup really well done, a mullet and a beard, dressed in overalls and a cowboy hat. Some fans said the skit is harmless and hilarious.

Others say it was a satire of a specific subculture. Others said it was punching up at a stereotype. Others yet condemned the use of whiteface as insensitive and hypocritical, drawing parallels to the historical use of black face. Those people argue that, regardless of intent, the act of whiteface promotes harmful stereotypes. I watched a clip.

I was not offended. I also didn’t find it particularly funny. In a similar vein forty something years ago, Eddie Murphy did a sketch where he dressed up as a white guy and went to the bank and had some laughs about how they didn’t have to check his credit or whatever the joke was. I found that very funny, but also I was thirteen. I think it’s still funny.

Haven’t watched it in a minute, so for what it’s worth, I’m not offended by Drewski’s sketch. I am impressed by his makeup. And that is your comedy news for today. See tomorrow.

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hey there, I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Mark Maren continues to be super interesting on his podcast On Monday, he had Tim Highdecker on I coincidentally had listened to it on Monday, enjoyed it very much, and the media is picking up on the discussion of Joe Rogan’s podcast. Tim Hideker told Mark Maron there’s something annoying about his show Rogan that you can’t put your finger on. A few years back, he did a wonderful parody of Rogan’s show.

I actually just downloaded it again to re listen to it. Let me find it for you. It’s episode one eighty four of Tim Hideker’s Office Hours Live. If you’ve never heard it, check it out. It’s unbelievable.

It’s so on point, and Hideker said we put our finger on it, you know, and said, this is what’s annoying about it. It wasn’t even political. It’s just like how boring it is and how going in circles you end up going. Arren said that Rogan and friends spend the show skirting around an issue that you don’t understand with information that you don’t understand. Either, Maren continued, the authoritarian hardware, to say, administration and the fascist cultural apparatus through the Christians.

They’re making policy built on the back of this anti woke thing. All these comics who were like it was really about language and their own victimization that they saw, which wasn’t real. They’re tethered to political policies. They’re really killing people and damaging lives and infringing on the freedom of people and the rights. I’m working on my half, asked Maren a little bit.

I know I don’t have it at all, not that I have any of the half ass impressions, but Maren seems to speak in five word chunks, and the last word of a downbeat he tends to stretch out. For example, I’ll just do that last phrase again, the freedom of people and their rights anyway, Mark Maron said, Joe’s kind of changing as too now. But the thing is he did what he did. How convenient. Howard Stern wants us to talk about him, so we will.

He was supposed to come back from vacation on Tuesday and tell everybody what was going on, and he didn’t show up for work. Who knows now, To be fair, I’m recording this at nine in the morning on Tuesday. I never record at nine in the morning, but I had to take care of some stuff on Tuesday afternoons. I recorded way early in the day, So who knows. Howard may have said something later in the day or as I’m recording this.

I don’t know what the President announced or not. At two pm. You might be like John, you’re not talking about the thing. That’s why. Anyway, Howard was supposed to be back on Tuesday morning.

They had even ran promos during the summer promising the big reveal today. Well, Howard didn’t come. Howard’s social media accounts posted on early Tuesday that Howard Stern will now speak Monday, September eighth, encouraging listeners to stay tuned. I could all kinds of speculate here, but I suspect the news cycle will change quickly, So I’m just going to tell you that’s what happened. The Daily Mail caught up with former Stern intern Steve Grillo, who had predicted for the announcement that didn’t happen yesterday.

Comes September second. I think it’s just going to be everybody tuning in and then I think they’re going to get disappointed and tuned right back out, unless he decides to put on a leather jacket and a pair of black jeans and then come back and was like I’m back baby, which I highly doubt he’s going to do because it’s two for and in between. All of a sudden, he’s going to come back and be that awesome rock star that everybody listened to every day. Instead, Grillo calls the promo’s lame and says it’s such a sad, pathetic version of what happened to this man. I think if old Howard Stern could go and jump in the time machine, he would punch him right in the face.

Now I don’t know about the violence part of that, but I have said that in the past that nineteen eighty five Howard Stern would destroy twenty twenty five Howard Stern and hate everything that old man Howard Stern became, Grillo told the Daily Mail. Now he’s trying to develop an audience again through this entire awful hoax campaign of did he get fired? Did he not get fired? He’s going to come on announce that there’s five more years of creative BS that is going to be able to do. But that’s already been in place.

His contract is up. I guess probably January from my reliable source. That’s been part of his contract since day one or the last time. They’reknew to his contract that when he came to this point, he had an option of five years of freedom to do what he wants and still have his name on the door. It’s serious interesting.

My prediction continues to be a end of December announcement of a two year farewell tour. We’ll see some more SNL rumors. And again, I recorded early in the day, so by the time you’re hearing this, maybe there’s been eighteen more cast departures. Who knows well you do, or maybe you don’t. Maybe that’s why you listen to me.

I don’t like recording this early, but I had to. TMZ reporting SNL is looking at Cam Patterson, who you may know as a regular on Kill Tony. Cam Patterson possible new cast member. Boy, there’s a whole bunch of comedy snobs on comedy threads that already hate SNL and hate Kill Tony. If we combine those two things, those people are going to lose their minds.

TMZ points out. Cam Patterson has nearly six hundred thousand followers on Instagram. He’s part of the recent Netflix version of Killed Tony and was okay.

Speaking of SNL, beck Bennett and Kyle Mooney have a new podcast.

They’re out there trying to make some noise. Vulture caught up with them and Beck Benn said, we shared addressing room for seven years, in an office for eight years, so just hanging out in the office and doing bits and making each other laugh was a very creative, natural process, and we missed that now as a podcast executive, I see some red flags here. Kyle Mooney said. I think we were psyched about the premise that we don’t know what we’re doing and we’re going to explore how to become better podcasters. Beck Bennett said, were talssing around ideas and we didn’t really have anything.

We were like, we could start a podcast, but why would we be starting a podcast. Kyle had the idea where we start a podcast trying to figure out what our podcast was, and I guess would come on and give us an idea. Okay, major red flag. You know what this is telling me? This to me is screaming that they don’t have much going on, and they saw that Carve and Spade have an SNL podcast.

They are like twenty years younger. So we’ll do our own version of that. And podcasting is easy and we’ll make a ton of money and we’ll book our friends. And anytime hosts come in and be like, I don’t know what we want to do, that never works out, never well. Tray asked what podcast you listen to?

Kyle said, I listened to The Beatles, The Beach Boys, and Prints. Beck Bennett said I listened to SmartLess, Hollywood Handbook, dough Boys, WTF, Las Culturistas, and Office Hours Vulture. In your second episode, Mark Marin said he had a hard time telling when you are or aren’t doing a bit Kyle. It’s something we’ve encountered pretty consistently with every guest. No one has heard the podcast, and nobody knows what to expect when they come in the room, Kyle.

We pitched the podcast to a handful of places, and Headgum was incredibly receptive in an awesome way. One of the cool things about the concept of developing it with them is we don’t know the best way to present all these things, So there was a development process of how do we break this down. What portion of the show is a podcast within a podcast with guest pitches? What portion is the interview? Do you want to do an interview?

How much of it has just beckon me? So there’s this constant conservation of what this thing is, and they were really essential in the process of making it an actual podcast that seemingly is ready to be consumed. Yikes. Well, to be fair, they’re off to a good start. What’s Our Podcast with Beck Bennett Kyle Mooney is number one ten on the All Podcast charts and number fourteen on Comedy overall.

That’s pretty good. Bill Burra said he plans to attend the ninetieth edition of The Bowl when Alabama visits Auburn on November twenty ninth. Burst said, I’ve picked out the college football game that I’m going to go to this year. I got the green light from my wife because this was the hard one. It’s Auburn, Alabama and Auburn.

It’s a Saturday after Thanksgiving. Oh but it’s gonna be a good game, just for laughs. Announced their dates for twenty twenty six. I’m not sure in the past they’ve announced it this early. Now it was always really consistent in the last two weeks of July, but kind of nice to see it.

So as they’ve announced it, the festival will be held in both Quebec City and Montreal simultaneously from July fifteenth through the twenty sixth in Montreal and Quebec City July twenty second to August second. That’s interesting. Just guessing more of the French stuff will be in Quebec City would be my guest there. John Mulaney’s got a book club, remember that. Yeah, he in the middle of the holiday weekend dropped on threads.

I saw it. Weird time to make an announcement, but anyway, this month’s pick, according to John Mlanieu’s pan by Michael klune Alani said, this book is wild as a panic attack. Veteran reading this novel was a funny, surreal b so totally familiar experience. Panic has a spiritual experience. Panic has a gift from the gods.

I had never read anything by Cloon before, and I intend to dive into it all now. Some reviews describe the setting of this book as a dreary suburb, but Libertyville, Illinois is a fascinating place home to several of my cousins, as well as Tom Morello. All right, that’s John Mulaney’s a pick. Add John Clees to the list of people that when I mention them on the show, I’m never like John Klee said, it was a beautiful day and I pet a puppy and isn’t everything great in the world. He’s always fighting.

Klees is mad at the BBC and said, if you put a script in now it has to go through a bleeping committee. You have no idea what they’re doing. There’s been nothing funny since the office. It’s sad, and it’s because the people in charge of no idea how to make comedy happen. The whole process has been replaced by a bureaucratic process which does not begin to work.

He said of British comedy, we used to be really good at it and now we’re not, and that’s very sad. There weren’t committees when we started. Comedy now has to be clean. You must not play for lass. So I’m going to write a book about writing comedy and make people are aware how difficult it is.

The people organizing comedy have never been very good, but at the moment of particularly the BBC. They are clueless. I don’t think it’s a lack of talent except among the executive classes. Those classes have no idea what they’re doing. Cleaes is working on a sequel to the twenty sixteen adaptation of Faulty Towers.

Faulty Towers, Too, will be inspired by three episodes from the TV version, which include The Psychiatrist, where Basil Faulty accidentally groups a hotel guests appressed while reaching for a light switch, and also from the Kipper and the Corpse, where the hotel staff tried to hide a dead body. No word on what happened with the TV sequel of Faulty Towers. I haven’t heard anything about that.

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Now, let’s check in on the worst person who ever lived, Jay Leno.

Listen to the nerve of this guy. He was trying to get the California Assembly Appropriations Committee to prove something called Leno’s Law. Leno’s Law would have given classic car owners like Jay Leno a pass from smog requirements. However, on Friday into the holiday weekend, the Assembly Appropriations Committee blot ba Field Republican Senator Shannon Grove Senate Bill seven point two from advancing for a full vote. Jay Leno, the nerve of that guy, had testified the support of the measure in Sacramento earlier in the year.

Assembly Member Buffy Wicks did not a great name. Buffy, I’m sorry it did not provide a reason for killing the bill. During Friday’s hearing, which quickly announced the fate of two hundred and sixty other bills that have been placed on the committee so called suspense file, Buffy Wicks was asked by reporters, why did you kill Jay Leno’s law? Buffy Wicks told the reporters, I’ll have to go back and look. I can’t remember what what what do you mean?

You can’t remember now? When Jay Leno testified the nerve of this guy, he said, with a modern cards, plug and get your money, boom, get out. It’s very quick to get a smock check with a modern car. It’s not impossible in an older car, but it’s tricky, takes time, and often causes charges four or five six times more than a regular car. Leno said, classic car owners struggled to even find a shop with the equipment needed to test them.

The nerve of that guy, that’s your comedy News for two. I actually wrote a substack mcktpod dot substack dot com link in the show notes about how I’ve become obsessed with jay Leto. I will tell you right now. I’ve got a jay Leto story in the scripts. I think all the way through Sunday already, I am obsessed with possibly the worst person who ever lived?

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hey, it’s the worst day of the year. Johnny Mack hates today. It is the Tuesday after Labor Day. Summer’s over, no more beach, no more sunshine.

And back when I had a real job, this was always the day where the bosses were like, Okay, now that summer’s over, let’s do our fall initiatives and get And it was like, dude, I just want to think about the beach. Hi. I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Hey. I’ve been telling you all summer long.

Adam Sandler a great dramatic actor, terrible comedic actor. You guys ignored me and you watched Happy Gilmour, and I keep telling you, no, no, no no. His best films are Uncut Gems and The Spaceman One and The Basketball One. We want dramatic actor Adam Sandler, and the buzz on his performance in this upcoming George Clooney film Jay Kelly is tremendous. In J Kelly, Adam Sandler plays against type as a serious, straight shooting manager to movie star J Kelly, played by George Clooney, who I’m often confused for, Like what if George Clooney wasn’t as good looking and had a lot of donuts for breakfast.

That be the comparison there, But uh Anyway, Adam Sandlor spoke to Variety and said, being in this movie and not just trying to find jokes and laugh moments, that’s what’s amazing. What’s amazing to me is that Adam Sandler has been trying to find jokes and laugh moments in his other movies because he has failed terribly at that. Sandlor says, all our characters give you a moment to laugh and feel pain. As an actor, when you re a script like this, you say, holy s I can’t believe I’m getting this gift. Director Noah Bomback said Adam does have such grace and loyalty and generosity and hard around the people he works with in his family.

He really does find a way to involve everyone. It’s the opposite of Jay Kelly. He’s found a way to navigate this whole thing and do it successfully. Sandlor said, I’ve always tried to bring the family when we go to film a movie, and it can’t happen every time. But FaceTime is nice too.

I’ve seen the cast list of your films, Adam, don’t act like the family’s not with you. They’re in the darn things, Sli. I’ve always appreciated my manager, my agent, my publicists. I know how hard they work and how difficult it is to hear my ups and downs and to back me up. Even when I could get loud at times.

I was excited to play a man who was devoted. I admire everyone who does that. Hey, you want to feel old? Matt Rife caught up with Billboard and now. Matt Riffe’s current tour poster is an homage to Billy Idol.

That’s great. I mean, who doesn’t like Billy Idol. The Rebel Yell album is fantastic. White Wedding is always a banger, as the kids say at weddings. Well, how did Matt Riffe get into Billy Idol?

His grandfather introduced him. So that’s not my kids getting into Billy Idol, that’s Matt Rife’s grandfather or I said, yeah, my grandpa put me on a classic rock as far back as I can remember. It’s still my favorite genre of music. But my last tours have been inspired by classic musicians. I did the doors for my problematic tour poster and this one I did Billy Idol and I actually dyed my hair blonde for it.

I’ve never done anything like that before. Funny how the world works out. I actually got to work with Billy Idol on the promo he did for his current tour. I had him sign my arm and I went straight to the tattoo shop. So now I have Billy Idol tattooed on my arm.

That’s a bad decision, matt Riyfe, What are you thinking? Rafe said, Billy Idol is the nicest, coolest guy. How he speaks, what he speaks about, the stories he had to tell. I’d love to play him in a biopic someday, you know what, not the worst casting. I would go see that.

What are we gonna call it? You have to call it Rebel Yell, right, and any other title would be dumb. I have called up on Google Billy Idol’s songs. I probably could do this for memory, but it’s easier this way, all right, I vote we call the movie Rebel Yell. Other candidates would be dancing with myself not awful, hot in the city, worse but not as good catch my fall don’t need a gun to be a Lover, Eyes without a Face, White Wedding Stand in the Shadows, that’s you know, that’s kind of too clever for school.

That’s a great song on the Rebel Yell album from nineteen eighty three. If you haven’t been paying attention to Billy. First of all, there’s some full concerts of him on YouTube. He did one at the Hoover Dam. He said, sounds great, and he put out a few songs in the last couple of years.

I have my phone, let me tell you what they’re called. From his twenty twenty five album Dream Into It. There’s a song called Still Dancing that I liked a lot. And in twenty two we put out an EP called The Cage that was fantastic. The song Running from the Ghost is pretty good, and the song Rebel Like You peak Billy Idol, I mean fantastic.

Billy Otto went I Know what you want? Here you go love it. We’ll stick with bill Board. Four second into the holiday weekend, they put out the July box Score Report Who’s got the biggest tours? We’ll focus on the comedians here.

Who do you think was the biggest touring comedian for July twenty twenty five wrong. The answer is weird Al Yankovic eight million dollars over one hundred and forty thousand tickets sold. Yeah, I remember he played the Garden That surpassed the monthly gross and attendance of the previous three leaders. All did twenty shows. That’s a lot in thirty one days.

It was the most shows that anyone played across all genres that month. People that were close were Kesha, who did nineteen fish and Tyler the Creator did seventeen each. At the Garden, weird Ow brought in more than one million dollars from a sold out crowd of twelve four hundred and sixty one. Weird Out beat Out Nate Brigetzi Wow Nate did six shows in July and grossed only five point one million dollars on sixty four thousand, seven hundred tickets. Number three Peter Kay did four shows three point four million.

Number four Future Billy id On Matt Rife two shows two point six million, twenty five thousand, four undred tickets. Two point six million on two shows is not bad money if you can get it. And Number five The Dude Perfect Guys. They did four shows gross two point four million, thirty seven thousand, seven hundred tickets. Pat Oswald, who appeared in possibly perhaps maybe the worst episode of Star Trek Exchange New Worlds that ever existed.

He played Doug the Vulcan. Did you hear me throw a brick through my television? No? I didn’t actually destroy my television, but I wanted to. Patton Oswalt needs to stick to game shows.

He was the phone a Friend Lifeline on who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Jimmy Kimmel, your host, Cal Penn phone to friend Patton Oswalt. He described Patton Oswalt as both hilarious and incredibly intelligent, and also terrible at Star Trek. I will point out Cal Penn probably should have mentioned that kim Ol called Patton Oswalt one of the smartest guys I know, but terrible at Star Trek. Patton Oswalt shouted out the answer Shakespeare, as though that was the answer to an unspecified question.

Penn fired off the question with the remaining answers, and even though there were only two options to choose from, Patton Oswalt seemed uncertain of his choice. The question had to do with the commonly no name of Gua Shah a wellness technique practiced in China for centuries. The fifty to fifty lifeline was already gone. The two remaining answers, do you know the answer? Is it nerve numbing or skin scraping?

I will tell you after the break. When we last left, there were two answers on the Who Wants to be a Millionaire board. Your friend Patton Oswalt is on the phone. He’s going to tell you if Gwa Shaw is nerve numbing or skin scraping. Patton Oswalt, terrible at Star Trek, says the answer is nerve numbing.

Do you want to go with him? Kal Penn did? Turns out wrong, The answer is skin scraping. So Patton Oswalt is terrible at Who Wants to be a Millionaire? And of course Star Trek a lot of game show news.

Jimmy Fallon not afraid to work. He’s like the Kevin Hard of Late Night. He’s got yet another gig right last week he’s doing some sort of ad agency thing. He’s going to do some Sunday night Tonight shows. Well.

Password has been renewed for season three on NBC. In case you’ve never seen Password, with a series of one clues teams race to guess the secret password for a chance to win cash prizes. Here you want to play password with me? Here, I’ll feed you word ready, unfunny, that’s right, the password is saidler. See, you would have won a lot of money if you and I were on password with Jimmy Fallon.

The Guardian asked Eric Idol, which comedian living or did do you admire the most. Eric Idol said Peter Cook, Billy Connolly, Robin Williams, Eddie Zard Erica, who’s probably a fan of the podcast Palace Intrigue, where we talk about the royal family every day. He talked about the royal family with The Guardian and he said, I feel really sorry for the royals. Sometimes they’re very nice and human and other times they’ve become monsters, because if you’re called sir at five, you’re putting trouble into people. King Charles was very funny.

He was at Cambridge, he did comedy and he loves Spike Milligan and would always come to Billy Connolly’s shows. But it’s not a society I’d be happy to live in. The thing I like about America is it created itself. It’s the only place that wrote a script for itself, but it needs a rewrite to bring it up to date. The Second Amendment says at sixteen, you’re allowed a major weapon of war.

I really think they’re serious about wanting to get rid of liberals and lefties. They’re very crazy. Send your letters to Eric Idol new topic, looking back on your career from Python to spam a lot. Do you think satshire can still achieve in today’s world the power it had during the Python days? Eric Idel said, Python’s not satsire, it’s the opposite SATs Our ends it’s dead.

You don’t watch early episodes of Snell and think, oh, gerald Ford fell downstairs. Python was always generic comedy and it survives longer. Great point. That’s your comedy news for today. If you would like the program without commercial interruptions, open up Apple Podcasts.

There’s a banner there it says uninterrupted listening. You click that and for five bucks a month you’ll get this show and five good news stories, which I also host Palace Intrigue. In case you’re like Eric Idle and you want to hear stuff about the royal family. Taylor Swift today, you can imagine what that’s about. Five daily trivia questions really catching on.

That one works particularly well. Commercial free you got to admit. So you click that banner it says uninterrupted listening, and you get a thirty day free trial, and then here’s what happens. Then on day thirty one, Apple sent you note they’re like, hey, you were billed four ninety nine. You’re like what, and you’re like, ah, Johnny Mack tricked me with his thirty day free trial.

But then you realize, oh, it was just seventeen cents a day. I’ve got seventeen cents, and then we’re all happy. The seventeen cents comes in. Apple takes their thirty percent, so there’s like twelve cents left. My business partner Mark, he takes six cents and I get like six cents and you don’t have any commercials.

I mean, it’s a good deal. I want to drept the listening Apple podcasts here tomorrow

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Caloroga Shark Media Happy Nikki Glaser Day. I’ll get to that. Hello, I’m Johnnie Mack with your Daily Comedy News. If you’re in Saint Louis, if you’re at the Cardinals game, if you’re at Bush Stadium, today is Nikki Glaser Day. She’s being honored with her very own bobblehead.

Nikki Glaser told Saint Louis on the air. I was kind of embarrassed at first. There’s gonna be a bobblehead and kids are going to be confused, like who is this lady. With the purchase of a theme ticket, fans well receiving Nikki Glaser bobblehead today at Bush Stadium. Nicki said this was something that was offered to me from the Cardinals as a our hometown girl.

We love you, and I’m just trying to accept it and not fight it. She’s from Saint Louis, loves Saint Louis and says, when I’m on both of the coasts, it’s like constantly comparing yourself and everyone’s just chasing their status. That is true, Nicky Glazer. Here, it just feels a little bit more relaxed than I get back to what’s important, having a good time and going out to to eat. Living here is just wanting to focus on my family while they’re still around and healthy and want to hang out with me.

It’s also just being in a town where what podcast you have, what spots you’re doing that night, what parties are going to, what red carpet’s you’re attending, doesn’t matter. That’s not here and that’s not what people value here, and it just recalibrates me. Nicki says, if she spends too much time on the coast will start to question herself. Being in Saint Louis allows her to let go of all that. It’s not because no one cares about nice things here.

They do. It’s just that it comes to my nervous system being here. If you go see Nikki Glaser live, she says, whatever you know people in the room, whether it’s somebod you might run into at the grocery store, your mom’s best friend, or your dad’s tennis partners, whatever it is, there’s an added pressure of, oh, there’s a lot riding on this. My dad has to go to tennis next week and have conversations with these people, and I don’t want to embarrass him. I just want everyone have a good time.

You know, when I’m performing in Baltimore, I leave the next day. And if they didn’t like it, okay, I don’t really have to face them, but here I have to. Boylatenighter dot Com took a terrible time to take a week off last week. Heidi Gardner has exited Saturday Night Live. She was on for eight seasons.

Seems like Lauren wasn’t kidding about the cast shake up. I continue to be of the opinion that getting out after SNL fifty was the time, including for you, Lauren. You should have gotten out as well. It’s all gonna be downhill from here. Heidi Garner is the fourth cast member to leave the show, following Devin Walker, Emil Wakeem and Michael Longfellow and between me recording this on Friday and enjoying the holiday weekend on the beach.

Who knows how many people have left us and L by the time you’re hearing this. On Thursday, a Twitter user had tagged Walker and Longfellow in a post. The fan said, wish you nothing but the best. Walker jumped in and said, y’all acting like we died. Lol.

We just getting different jobs. Walker had posted on Instagram earlier in the week, just to be clear, this is good news. It was just time for me to do something different. Please don’t be hitting me with all the I’m so sorry. We’re not on that at all.

Sometimes mom and dad just don’t see things eye to eye. Interesting. Michael Longfellow had posted on Instagram that he wouldn’t be returning for his fourth season. He wrote, wish I was, but so it goes. It was the best three years of my life so far.

So it sounds like he was pushed. Emo Wachem said being informed he wouldn’t return was a gut punch of a call the get But I’m so grateful for my time there, So obviously he was pushed on Friday, or maybe they posted it this Thursday night. Late Nighter had a rumor and they wrote, take this for what it is right now. A rumor, and Johnny Mack will say take this for what it is right now on Friday, as he records before a holiday weekend. A rumor.

But they’re hearing that one member of Please Don’t Destroy might be moved into the main cast. As for the other two members of Please Don’t Destroy. The rumor says one will stay on the show’s writing staff and the other will leave the show. Interesting, the speculation is that Ben Marshall will get the cast promotion. Now that’s interesting because the other two were Neippo babies, and I saw somebody on thread’s comment about the number of Nepo babies working on SNL.

Martin Hurley’s father is former SNL writer Tim Hurley. John Higgins father is SNL prit er writer and Jimmy Fallon sidekick Steve Higgins. A lot of ties to Lauren there. So the speculation is Ben Marshall, we’ll get the cast promotion. Adding fuels of that speculation, The Police Don’t Destroys are currently touring the US.

However, last week Ben Marshall missed several of the shows. His spot was filled by Emily Wilson, who happens to be married to John Higgins. Marshall rejoined the group later in the week. Very interesting, I shared in the Facebook group and we’ll get to it later in the week. Adam Sandler, the buzz on this J Kelly movie tremendous for Sailor’s performance, some people even saying Oscar, but I’ll save that for later in the week, but Sailor was at the Venice Film Festival.

GQ said, Sailor showed up and exactly what you think it’d wear. A freaky polo shirt completely covered in cheetahs, big baggy Nike basketball shorts, and a pair of bright pink under armor Curry elevens. However, I also saw photos of Adam Sandler in a classic tuckceedo. Yeah, like dressed properly. Oh, I’m often confused for George Clooney dress wise, I am often confused for Adam Sandler.

But right now, let’s say I’ve got a new balance thin fleece it’s a little cool, my nice black sweatpants and some Neon colored what brand of these? These are Hocus Hocus sneakers and of course my sun faded Villanova hat. So if we had a rank dressers Clooney, Johnny mac Sandler, I do clean up nice though, everyone who knows me when I do dress parplate, people go, you clean up nice? So why don’t you clean up nice? Because I record a podcast in the basement.

Speaking of Sandler, I’d saved this for the holidays. We all know he’s terrible at comedy movies. But what about sandwiches. Allrecipes dot Com wrote about Adam Sandler’s World’s Greatest sandwich, and they say it’s the only one you’ll need this tomato season. You see in the two thousand and four horrible movie Spanglish, Adam Sandler played a chef in the movie.

He makes an epic restaurant worthy sandwich toasted bread layered with bacon, lettuce, tomato, mayonnaise, cheese, and a fried egg. It was simple, but perfect, and it looked delicious. Allrecipes dot Com says, for now, I’d like to begin by letting you know that this sandwich wouldn’t have earned world’s best status without the man behind the creation, Chef Thomas Keller of French laundry fame. He was on set during filming to help Adam Sandler create the simple, yet artfully crafted sandwich. All Recipees tells us if you want to make the World’s Greatest sandwich at home, good news you can.

All of the ingredients are readily available at your local grocery store. We learned the sandwich begins with toasted bread. It should be country style or another hearty bread that could be thickly sliced. Once toasted. One slice gets topped with mayonnaise, then tomato slices and a sprinkling of salt.

This is followed by a layer of crispy bacon. So far this sounds great, which is top with a fried egg cooked in butter, of course, and a layer of butter leaf lettuce. The other slice of toasted bread is top with cheese and broiled until melted it’s a lot of work, and then added as the final perfect layer. The Guardian caught up with eric Idol. They said, I love your songs and I sing them frequently, including the now unacceptable eye like Chinese, which increasingly just sounds like pragmatic foreign policy.

How did it feel in the early days of Python being the only one who wasn’t in a writing team. The other teams were Chapman, Clee’s and Jones Palin. Eric Idle said, I don’t like being part of a writing team because I don’t like talking before lunch. I wake up at five point thirty and love discovering what’s in your mind. You don’t judge it, you just find it, write it and create it and then do a lot of rewriting.

What was hard was the other Pythons had two votes to one. This is interesting about the Beatles. When I first met George Harrison, we bonded immediately and talked all night, and I realized we played the same roles in our groups. There were these two heavy, powerful blocks, and we were in the middle. We didn’t have as much power, but we learned a lot from it.

Eric said, I’m still a friend of Ringos, and Paul’s always very nice and friendly, but we’re not close. Late Night TV maybe not so Dead NBC will air four special Sunday night editions of The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon. Those will follow Sunday night football and local newscast. Stay tuned after your local news for a brand new episode of The Tonight Show Jimmy Fallon the first, September twenty first, following Chiefs Giants Chiefs, Taylor Swift all that that’s a good lead in. Matthew McConaughey and Eric Church are the guests.

Other Sunday night editions will air one on October twenty sixth, after Packers Steelers. That’s a dog of a game, Lions Eagles on November sixteenth. That’s a banger, as the kids say, and then more Chiefs textans on to SEVERER seventh. A’re right, Jimmy, you got three out of four good lead ins. You can’t complain there.

Plus your show wasn’t canceled, asked even Colbert.

Also this Thursday, Fallon will host a special episode of The Tonight Show st…

A great game. I mean, the Cowboys are gonna suck, but that’s a great game. It’s always a good matchup. We’re all excited. Peacock.

Thanks, we’re gonna watch ten episodes of the Paper. We’re not. We’re all gonna watch Eagles Cowboys. And that’s a long enough episode for holiday. What are you doing?

Why are you listening to podcasts? Go to the beach See tomorrow.