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Callaroga, Shark, Media outbit Outlaugh Outlast. This is Comedy Survivor and I’m Johnny Mack. Welcome to the Comedy Survivor Elimination Show. We are wrapping up week two to find out which comedian will be voted off the island. Our maining contestants are Adam Sandler, Jay Leno, Joe Coy, Jim Gaffigan, Nikki Glaser, Seth Myers, Kevin Hart, John Mulaney, Otsko at Katska, Sebastian Maniscalco, Tig Nataro, Sarah Silverman, Leslie Jones, Ron White, and Bert Krascher.
The listeners went to the Daily Comedy News podcast group on Facebook and let us know who they would like vot it out. It’s time to tell you the votes. Andrea votes for Bert Krascher. Cheryl votes for Burt Krescher. That’s two votes for Bert Krascher.
Mary votes for Adam Sandler, Andy votes for Leslie Jones, Mike votes for Seth Myers, Dylan votes for Adam Sandler. That’s two votes for Adam Sandler, two for Burt Krascher. Matt votes for Adam Sandler, three votes for Adam Sandler, two for Burt Krascher. Michelle votes for Joe Coy, Aaron votes for Joe Coy, three votes Adam Sandler, two votes for Joe Coy, two for Burt Kraser, Barb votes for Jay Leno, Mike votes for Adam Sandler. That’s four votes for Adam Sandler.
The Vaughan votes for otsco at Cotska, Dan votes for Joe Coy, four votes for Adam Sandler, three for Joe Coy, and our final vote from Lee Lee votes for Tig Nataro Adam Sandler. The Facebook group has spoken, We’ll take the break, we’ll come back, We’ll do some analysis with the AI. Well, a sad result for the great dramatic actor Adam Sandler. At least now he can get back to making good movies and he won’t have to worry about Comedy Survivor, and maybe he can win Dramatic Actor Survivor. The AI has analyzed the votes, and the AI tells me this group is not afraid to take out giants.
Adam Sandler going out in week two is huge. The group is playing aggressively, they are not sentimental, and they’re willing to burn legends early. The AI points out momentum matters more than logic. Last week, Sandler had three votes. This week it became four.
Once your name appears, it sticks, which means Joe Coy is now officially in danger. A course to be voted out next week is Jay Leno. The AI thinks the following comedians look safe for now. The safe group is Jim Gaffigan, John Mulaney, Nikki Glaser, Sarah Silverman, and Ron White. They have had no votes whatsoever.
Voting is now open for week three. Your remaining survivors are Jay Leno, Joe Coy, Jim Gaffigan, Nikki Glaser, Seth Myers, Kevin Hart, John Mulaney, otsco, At Kotzka, Sebastian Manaskalgo, Tig Nataro, Sarah Silverman, Leslie Jones, Ron White, and Bert Krascher. Here’s how you vote. You go to the Daily Comedy News podcast group on Facebook. You’re going to find a cartoon image of me and Adam Sandler in that thread.
Write down a name. Make it clear, don’t make me think if you’re voting or not, Just write the name. If you’re voting off, say Joe Schmoe, Just write Joe Schmoe. Now remember you can vote one person per week. Campaigning is allowed.
Alliances are allowed. I think alliances are fun. If some of you want to team up, that’s great. If you want to explain your vote, great, If you don’t, that’s great. Chaos encouraged.
Voting is open now until end of day Thursday. Then I can record these things on Friday and put them out Mondays at noon. Adam Sandler, the Facebook group has spoken back in the morning with a normal episode. This is fun.