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Callaroga, Shark Media, outbit Outlaugh Outlast. This is Comedy Survivor and I’m Johnny Mack. Welcome to the Week three Comedy Survivor Elimination Show. Every week you go to the Facebook group, which is Daily Comedy News podcast group, You write down one name of one comedian and they are eliminated from the game. As we entered Week three, still in the game, Jay Leno, Joe Coy, Jim Gaffigan, Nikki Glaser, Seth Myers, Kevin Hart, John Mulaney, OT’s go At, Katska, Sebastian Manascalco, Tig Nataro, Sarah Silverman, Leslie Jones, Ron White, and Bert Krascher.
I’ll now tally the votes. Cheryl votes for Joe Coy and votes for Leslie Jones. Nicole votes for Joe Cooy. That’s two votes for Joe Cooy. Heather votes for Joe Cooy, three votes for Joe Cooy, Mary votes for Leslie Jones.
That’s three votes Joe Cooy, two votes Leslie Jones. Mike votes for Tignataro, Rob votes for Jay Leno, Lee votes for Tignataro three votes, Joe Coy two votes Tignataro two votes, Leslie Jones. Dylan votes for Tignataro three votes Tignataro three votes, Joe Cooy two votes Leslie Jones, Dan votes for Joe Coy. That’s four votes for Joe Cooy. Marty votes for Joe Koy.
That’s five votes for Joe Cooy. Gary votes for Joe Cooy. That’s six votes for Joe Koy. Andrea votes for Tignataro, Von votes for Otsco and Katska, and Aaron has voted for Joe Coy. The audience has made it clear.
The Swifties have spoken. Joe Coy has been eliminated. We’ll take the break and we’ll come back and talk about this not so shocking results. Well, obviously, the audience finds Joe Cooy as funny as Taylor Swift does. Now, you may remember one time Joe Coy hosted the Golden Globes and told a horrible, mean joke about Taylor Swift, and you know I’m gonna play it.
I’m even gonna play the long version. As you know, we came on after a football doubleheader. The big difference between the Golden Globes and the NFL. On the Golden Globes we have fewer camera shots of Taylor Swift. I swear it was just where to go to Sorry about that.
This was not close. Joe Coy runaway first blowout of the game. Seems like we had some block voters too, The AI points out Leslie Jones quietly endangered two votes again, Jay Leno hanging around getting deep into the game. The AI says the game has now clearly moved into coalition voting. Voters have learned you don’t need everyone, you just need enough people with the same reason and momentum beats fairness.
Next week will not be about legacy or talent. It will be about who feels easiest to agree on AI analysis who’s in trouble next week. They think tig Nataro three votes is real momentum. Once someone becomes the backup target, they often become the main one. Leslie Jones in trouble, lurking threat Jay Leno.
The AI says he’s being safe for a big vote, but big votes eventually happened, and the dark horse AT’s go at Conska still looking safe to the AI. Jim Gaffigan, John Malaney, Nikki Glaser, Kevin Hart, Sarah Silverman, Ron White, and Sebastian Maniscalco no votes and no discussion about any of them. So what you’re going to do to vote this week? As we had in a week four? You go to the Facebook group, which is Daily Comedy News Podcast group.
There’ll be a cartoon image of me extinguishing Joe Torch, and you will vote for one of the players still in the game. They are Jay Leno, Jim Gaffigan, Nikki Glaser, Seth Myers, Kevin Hart, John Mulaney, Osco, At Kotzka, Sebastian Manascalco, Tig Nataro Saras Silverman, Leslie Jones, Ron White, and Bert Krascher. I think this is going to get fun in a couple weeks. There’s a couple people that I think will go soon. But then when they’re all gone, it’s gonna be the oh, which of these people that have no votes so far in the game, which one of those people go?
So remember simple rules, Write down one name, Please be clear, like even make it easy on me, and go like, my vote is Joe Schmo. I do have the AI check my work. Remember you’re voting someone off, So saying I’m a big fan of Joe Schmo that’s not a vote off, one vote per person. Facebook group, Daily Comedy News podcast group. Go vote back in the morning with an normal episode.
This is fun.