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Callaroga, Shark Media. Outbit Outlaugh Outlast. This is Comedy Survivor. I’m Johnny Mack and this is the elimination show. For Week five of Comedy Survivor, sixteen comedians were stranded on an island, and every week the listeners vote one person off Comedy Island.
You do that by going to the Facebook group Daily Comedy News Podcast Group and you write down one name still in the game. Jay Leno, Jim Gaffigan, Nicky Glazer, Seth Myers, Kevin Hart, John Mulaney, Otsko at Kotzka, Sebastian Manascalco, Tick Nataro, Sarah Silverman, Leslie Jones, and Bert Krascher. But now it’s time to tell you the votes. Mike D. Votes for Bert Kreischer, Sure Mike C.
Votes for Seth Myers. Rob votes for Jay Leno. Matt votes for Jay Leno. That’s two votes for Jay Leno. Heather votes for Leslie Jones.
Aaron votes for Seth Myers. That’s two votes for Seth Myers, two votes for Jay Leno, Andrea votes for Sebastian Manascalco, Scott votes for Tig Nataro, Michelle votes for Nikki Glaser Von votes for Otsco at Coontska. Todd votes for Leslie Jones. That’s two votes for Leslie Jones, two votes for Seth Myers, two votes for jay Leno. Dylan votes for j Leno.
That’s three votes for j Leno, Andy votes for Leslie Jones, three votes Leslie Jones, three votes jay Leno. Roppie votes for Leslie Jones. It’s getting very interesting. That’s four votes for Leslie Jones. Cheryl votes for j Leno, four votes for j Leno, Barbe quotes for j Leno, five votes for j Leno, four votes for Leslie Jones.
And the final vote comes from Mary, who votes for Leslie Jones. We have a tie. Under the rules of Comedy Survivor, all ties will be decided by Spruce the AI Spruce, can you read back the votes to make sure there was no mistake? Of course, let’s double check the votes. I’ll read them in order of who voted and for whom.
First, Mike DeLoach voted for Burt Kreischer. Next, Mike Chishom voted for Seth Myers, Rob Kates voted for j Leno. Matt Palmer voted for jay Leno. Heatheraza Jones voted for Leslie Jones. Aaron Lublowitz voted for Seth Myers.
Bar Bames voted for Jay Leno, Andrea Pascal voted for Sebastian Manasklco, Scott Beckett voted for Take Nataro. Michelle Stevens voted for Nikki Glaser. Yvonne Kelly voted for Rotsuko at Coska. Todd Smith voted for Leslie Jones. Dylan Thominson had an image vote for Jay Leno.
Andy Luck voted for Leslie Jones. Robbie Levoby voted for Leslie Jones. Shril Wonko voted for j Leno, and Mary Rye voted for Leslie Jones. That gave us a tie five votes for jay Leno and five for Leslie Jones. No mistakes there.
Okay, Spruce. Under the rules of Comedy Survivor, you get you cast the deciding vote. Who are you sending home? Are you sending home Leslie Jones? Were Jay Leno?
And please tell us why? All right, since I’m casting the deciding vote, let’s break it down. Both have been on the radar, but I’d lean towards jay Leno. Why He’s had multiple weeks of the votes and represents a legacy target that people keep circling back to. Strategically, Removing him might shift the dynamics and force people to reevaluate their next moves.
So in this round, I’d send jay Leno home. Wow. AI sends j Leno home. J Leno, the AI has spoken, We’ll take the break and we’ll come back and we’ll analyze that vote. Wow.
This is so much fun to do. Every week. It’s a lot more production with the music beds and grabbing the AI voice and all that, but it’s so much fun to do. And I’m terrified I’m going to miscalut the votes, but you heard the AI. Check my work.
The AI analysis says legacy targeting is no longer theoretical. So far voted off Amy Schumer, Adam Sandler, JOKOI, Ron White, and now Jay Leno. That’s a pattern. This was the week two strong coalitions formed one group to finish what they started and get rid of jay Leno with some Leslie Jones movement this week, and interestingly, tig Nataro stayed pretty safe this week. AI says Leslie has now appeared multiple times and multiple weeks with different voters for different reasons.
That’s dangerous territory, but she did escape this week. Jay Leno, his name has been around for weeks. People kept talking about voting him off later and later has arrived. Looking ahead, the AI analysis says, these people seem safe, but you never know what happens in Comedy Survivor. But the AI thinks Jim Gaffigan, John Mulaney, Nikki Glaser, Kevin Hart, Sarah Silverman, and Sebastian Menscalco seem pretty safe.
Who might be in trouble? Leslie Jones, tig Nataro keeps being mentioned as a target, Osco at Kotska and the I don’t know who that is vote and maybe, just perhaps people are going to get sick of Bert Kreischer still in the game. Jim Gaffigan, Nikki Glaser, Seth Myers, Kevin Hart to John muliny, Osko at Katska, Sebastian Manaskalko, tig Nataro, Sarah Silverman, Leslie Jones, and Bert Krascher. Week six voting is now open. It will continue until end of day Thursday.
Here’s what you do. You go to the Facebook group Daily Comedy News Podcast group. You will find a photo of me extinguishing the torch of Jay Leno, and in that thread you will vote for one comedian. You are voting someone off the island, one vote per person. Make it clear I am voting off Joe Schmoe.
We don’t want a controversy. That would be terrible. Jay Leno eliminated from Comedy Survivor. This is a lot of fun. I will see you in the morning with a normal episode.
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