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Featured: Adam Sandler, Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce, Charlie Day, Dave Chappelle, Seth Meyers, Paul McCartney
What’s in This Episode
- Adam Sandler officiates Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce wedding at Madison Square Garden
- Celebrity guest list analysis and Hollywood agent involvement
- Dave Chappelle on Travis Kelce’s bachelor party and missing the wedding invite
- Johnny Mac’s frustration with celebrity wedding cynicism
- Late night hosts attending the Swift-Kelce wedding
Questions Answered in This Episode
Who officiated Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding?
Adam Sandler officiated the ceremony at Madison Square Garden. According to Kansas City Chiefs head coach Andy Reid, Sandler advised the couple to keep kissing to maintain their relationship.
Did Charlie Day attend Taylor Swift’s wedding?
Yes, Charlie Day was on the guest list for the Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce wedding at Madison Square Garden, though the host expressed skepticism about whether they are actual friends.
Was Dave Chappelle invited to Taylor Swift’s wedding?
No, Dave Chappelle was not invited to the wedding, though he was with Travis Kelce for his bachelor party in California. Chappelle joked on CNN that he didn’t make the ‘fifteen thousand closest friends’ list.
Which late night hosts attended Taylor Swift’s wedding?
Seth Meyers, Stephen Colbert, and Conan O’Brien were among the late night hosts who attended the wedding at Madison Square Garden.
Why did Johnny Mac do a bonus episode about the Swift-Kelce wedding?
Johnny Mac expressed his frustration with what he sees as the cynical nature of the celebrity event, calling it Hollywood agents and event planners jockeying to generate publicity rather than a genuine gathering of friends.
Full Transcript
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Caloroga Shark Media. Hey there, I’m Johnny Mac with a bonus episode. I don’t know if you heard Taylor Swift got married and Adam Saylor officiated. Let me tell you, if you’re a longtime listener, you’ve heard me mention probably every other day that I worked for Serious XM for ten years, and during that decade, I spent a lot of time in the celebrity world. And there are just ports of the celebrity world that I can’t stand.
And this Taylor Swift wedding is just kind of everything all at once. I mean, what are we even doing here? Adam Saylor was the efficient. Even the New York Times went out of their way to write an article about that, they say. A representative for Taylor Swift confirmed it a statement that the proceedings at Madison Square Garden included Austin Swift, who’s Taylor’s brother, who served as Taylor Swift’s man of honor, and Jason Kelsey was his brother’s best man.
The statement also said Adam Sandler officiated the ceremony as one does when you’re in love and you take your house very seriously, you get Adam Sandlor to do the wedding. The Times looked into the connections. Perhaps the swift Kelsey’s have a deep relationship with Adam Sandler will of course, Travis Kelcey appeared in Happy Gilmore Io, so of course that’s who you ask. Late last week on Thursday, in British tabloid The Sun saw Adam Saylor unloading a gorment bag before a small rehearsal dinner held at a theater inside Madison Square Garden. Kansas City Chiefs head coach Andy Reid said Adam Saylor gave the couple some pretty good marriage advice.
According to Andy Reid, Adam Sandler told them to keep kissing. So in its simplest form, that’s a good thing. It’s hard to argue when you give your wife a kiss or your wife gives you a kiss, and make sure you do it every day, every minute they have an opportunity to do it. Knock it out and you want have problems. The AMC Theaters CEO had a posted on Twitter and then deleted it.
He said the efficient sang and talked, oh oh my goodness, how horrible. And he was warm and welcoming, funny and eloquent. USA Today says Joseph Kahn, who’s directed a number of Swiss music videos, set on Instagram that the wedding was so much funnier and emotional than expected. Slate Rights. Adam Sandler officiated, yes, you’re reading that correctly.
The Sandman, star of the Grown Ups franchise and so many terrible Netflix movies. That’s Slate saying or not me. It was just so wrong on a spiritual level, my body is rejecting it. There is nothing against Sandler, whom I love and who I truly believe was robbed of an Oscar nomination for Uncut Gems. Again, I didn’t write this, but I agree with this person Slate Rights.
He is just absolutely the wrong choice as an efficient for Swift, someone who I usually think of as a serious person and it always who cares about lyricism and romance, someone who could have asked literally anyone in the world to do or the honor of marrying her. Did you plan the rest of the wedding and let Kelsey make this one choice so he would feel happy he got involved. As for whether they even know each other, Kelsey started with Sailor and happy Gilmore too, but Swift apparently loves him. As well. She’s spoken about how the happy place concept in Happy Gilmore partially inspired her song wish list skipping ahead.
Has Swift chosen a partner she can be a dumbass with everyone deserves to have fun, I guess, but I truly hate this. Even if Swift’s wedding dress is eventually revealed, have been made out of dalmation, for no detail of this day will be worse. So people shared some of the guests list. I’m gonna focus on comedy here. I mean I looked at it and I was like, why is that person there?
Why is Kevin Burkhart there? Oh yeah, he hosts Fox Football. I guess he got his order, almost knows Travis Kelzie Shore, Why is Paul McCartney there? Why is anyone there? These are not your friends.
Again, I’ve been involved with like Super Bowl parties and big parties and the Big Boss going, hey see if Charlie Day can come because Charlie Day for some reason, was it Taylor Swift’s wedding? Are they friends? I don’t know. Some other people that made it Marcelo Hernandez because he does one thing well and one thing only. And I guess Taylor Swift finds it funny Marcelo Hernandez at the wedding of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelcey for some reason.
So behind the scenes, what happens here is you’re having these big events and the big boss makes a wish list, and you know it’s probably had all the biggest people you could possibly think of, you know, Paul McCartney level, and I guess Paul actually said yes, and wouldn’t surprise me. Possibly perhaps if Paul got paid to sing I saw her standing there or I want to hold your hand or whatever he’s saying was I want to hold your hand, wouldn’t surprise me if Paul didn’t do that for free, just saying anyway, So the big boss makes a list, you know, hey, can you get so and so and so and so so, And then there’s the other list of hey, so and so wants to know if they come, so say it’s I don’t know, Charlie Day, and Charlie Day has to wait to find out that, like Leonardo DiCaprio didn’t want to come.
And then a spot opens up and you got to fill the room.
So there’s that whole jockey in going. But I don’t believe that any of these people are Taylor Swiss friends. This is Hollywood agent’s jockeying back and forth with an event planner trying to get us to talk about it, and I’m talking about it. So Marcelo Hernandez was there, why, I don’t know. Conan Ryan was there.
Stephen Colbert was there. Well, he’s got free time. Seth Myers was there instead of working hard on his late night show that has barely more viewers than this podcast as listeners. But Seth Meyers had time to go because Seth seems like kind of person that hangs out with both Taylor and Travis, doesn’t he. Donald Glover was there.
The aforementioned Charlie Day did make the list, Chris Rock was there, and Nikki Glaser made the list. She’s gonna be so happy. This is everything Nikki Glaser has spent the last four years trying to do. Nikki Glaser gots to go to Taylor Swift’s wedding and probably had a sign a non disclosure agreement and now can’t even talk about it. When she does, she’ll get in trouble.
That’s actually Nikki Glaser. Hell, you got the invite and you can’t talk about it. John guesses. I hate everything about it, Like I’m glad they got married, but I hate the celebrity cynicism of this whole event. Dave Chappelle was on CNN over the weekend for July fourth.
He confirmed that Travis Kelcey did bring his friends with Dave Chappelle’s show for Bachelor Weekend in California. Did he interact with Travis Kelcey. Dave Schappelle said, well, of course I did. Chappelle then joked I was shocked. I’d never seen anything like this, A horrorless bachelor party that got a laugh from the crowd.
Dave said, whatever makes you happy. Travis was Dave Chappelle invited to the wedding. Dave said, I heard he was getting married at Madison Square Garden. You would think I could have gotten an invite, but I didn’t make the fifteen thousand closest friends. Amen, Dave Chappelle, just a quick rant episode.
If you follow me on social media. I didn’t have power for a couple. Now I didn’t have power, but I have a generator, so it’s fine. But then I didn’t have the internet, But now the internet is back. So now I can get back to ranting about whatever I’m ranting about right now.
Tomorrow I had actually pre taped Tomorrow’s actually pretty good, the Tuesday episode, and then Wednesday we’ll pick things back up. Now that I have the internet, can actually prep the show and upload shows and do all the things that I do. But congratulations, Taylor Swift, Travis Kelcey. I’m glad Charlie Day was there for you to be part of your big day.