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Caloroga Shark Media. Four months ago, we stranded sixteen comedians on an island. Amy Schumer, Adam Sandler, Joe coy, Ron White, Jay Leno, Seth Myers, Jim Gaffigan, Bert Kreischer, Kevin Hartz, Takenzorrow, Osco, At Kotzka, Leslie Jones, Sebastian Manascalco, John Mulaney, Sarah Silverman, and Nicky Glazer. No agents, no Netflix deals, no podcast network to hide behind, just at the audience voting. Week after week, you guys voted.
Some comedians went out a little early, some never had a chance at all, and some somehow kept surviving. We had shocking eliminations, momentum swings, alliances formed in the comments section. There were blowouts, there were near missus. More than once we went to a tie. And last week some of you said the count was wrong.
We checked it, we double checked it, We brought in the AI, and in the end the results stood. John Mulaney was sent home.
And now, after all the votes, after all the arguments, after all the discussiā¦
It comes down to two Sarah Silverman, Nikki Glaser, I’m Johnny Mack and this is Comedy Survivor. The moment has arrived. Vote telling the votes. Matt votes for Nikki Glaser, Michelle votes for Sarah Silverman. Rothey votes for Nikki Glaser.
SHAWNA votes for Sarah Silverman. That’s two votes for Sarah Silverman, two votes for Icki Glazer. Rob votes for Nikki Glaser. Heather votes for Nikki Glaser. Dylan votes for Nikki Glaser, Mary votes for Nikki Glaser.
Barb votes for Nikki Glaser. Andy votes for Nikki Glaser. Aaron votes for Nikki Glaser. Shannon votes for Nikki Glaser, Andrea votes for Nikki Glaser. A Von votes for Nikki Glaser.
Janet votes for Nikki Glaser, Dan votes for Nikki Glaser, Cheryl votes for Nikki Glaser, Lee votes for Nikki Glaser. And the final vote of Comedy Survivor he is from Becky. Becky votes for Nikki Glaser. The vote is exceedingly clear. The winner of Comedy Survivor is Sarah Silverman.
My guy, thank you for my jews at, Cia, Larry Moo, Curly and Nick NEWSTAFORO. And We’re all just made of molecules and we’re hurling through space right now. Thank you. Congrat relations to Sarah. She played a clean game, got very few votes throughout this whole thing.
The deserving winner. Sarah Silverman, the winner of the inaugural Comedy Survivor. Thank you all for playing. This was a lot of fun. So what I’m gonna do now?
I gotta give this the rest. My radio career tells me you can’t just beat this to death. So we will take a break from this. Maybe same time next year, maybe in January, I will bring it back. I kind of want to do Comedy Survivor Heroes Versus Villains because I was all fired up about that John Mulaney, Mike Brobiglia, De Renmarco, Siaesi thing or because of the little kerfluffel last week with the voting.
Maybe we do Comedy Survivor Redemption Island and throw John Mulaney back in the game. But we’ve got time to do that. Sarah Silverman, winner of Comedy Survivor. Thank you all for playing. Back in the morning with a normal episode,