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The Shark Deck how July twenty three, and Johnny Max has only been to the beach once this summer. High I’m the Johnny Mack. I just mentioned this is Daily Comedy News. But yeah, I liked the beach and the late bot said Johnny Max Beach vacation has been rescheduled for the fiftieth time. I heard the airlines are considering naming a plane after him, the Johnny Delay.
Wow. Johnny Max Beach bag is packed and ready to go. But if he ever writes a book, it’ll be called Journey to the Beach Ossaga of fifteen days, one hundred excuses, and zero miles traveled. You ain’t getting leap Bot. Matt Rife plays in Spokane tonight.
He’ll be at the Fox Theater. The marketing director of the Fox Theater, Kathy Gustafson, said, there were so many people online trying it by tickets at the same time. It crashed our ticketing system. It brought the whole system down. It’s pretty unheard of.
It doesn’t happen very often. It happened one other time a few years ago with a different comedy show. I wonder who that was, and that one sold out in about an hour or two, but it didn’t crash our ticketing system. Tickets face value where fifty seven dollars. Resales for tonight’s show range anywhere from one hundred eighty to seven hundred twenty dollars To see Matt Rife in Spokan Tonight Wow, Tom Sagoora got some advice from Ron White.
Ron White said, if you’re doing good up there, slow down, because across the board drop it down a notch. Everybody’s instinct a lot of times is to speed up, and if you’re dying up there, slow down. Harry Kanabolo was on John Marco Serezi’s podcast, Harry Has Caught Grief for his documentary The Problem Without Poo and joined. Marco asked if he was scared from any of the death threats, and Harry said, not really, not one in particular. But when people started messaging venues we had to get extra security at shows.
I wondered, how real is this, They’re actually beefing up security. I’m like, this isn’t fun, and I’m also like, I don’t want to die for that. I’d like to be mordred for something more important than an effing cartoon character.
Speaking of John Marco and I hope you enjoyed my interview with him during th…
He was talking about his girlfriend Tillva and said, should always be begging to go on a trip where I won’t do shows and there’s not even a chance to do shows. And I think, whenever there’s a chance to perform, I’ll take it for me. Friday and Saturday nights, those are the big ones. Those are tough to give away. So when she said her friend’s wedding was on Sunday in Cleveland, I was like, bingo.
Perfect. Stars and Stripes dot com you’re home for comedy news covered Eliza Slessenger’s USO show at the Enlisted Club in Tokyo that was on Thursday night. Eliza said, we’re so pumped to be here. We wanted to kick off the tour and I was like, take me to the place where we have the smartest military, the best looking. So we’re going to reveal a naval base tomorrow.
Extra seats are brought in a fit approximately four hundred people into the Enlisted Club, She told Stars and Stripes. A tour highlight was a helicopter ride from Yakota’s flight line. She said, going up at a Huey and touring above downtown Tokyo when a helicopter was once in a lifetime for us, several times a week for those guys. She said she met a guy at a Kansas airport who was so hot and so charming, and then added he was definitely at January sixth. The audience kind of groaned and there was an outbreak of laughter, and Eliza said, I’m just talking to him.
Listen, Ludacix can be attractive. The LA Downtown News talk to Adam Carola about the Los Angeles Rams. Corolla said, LA such a disastrous for as traffic at parking. I don’t know how anybody can get to a game on time. If you want to see the Rams opening game, it’s so far you have to leave your house sometime around Memorial Day.
I’ll leave early if it’s a blowout, but if it’s a good game, I’ll hang out. I’m a Rams fan. Glad LA as a team again, you actually have two teams. No one talks about the Chargers. There were a lot of dark years there.
I had a root for Saint Louis, even though I couldn’t find it on a map Hi. I’m Mark Francis, an host of a new podcast, The Messy Effect. Join us as we take you into the exciting new road of Argentine soccer phenomenon Lionel Messi and his new life at Into Miami will bring you into the glitz, the glamor, the star studded events, along with the exciting journey to a new world of US soccer and international football with news and stories three times a week. Coming on for the ride as Messy Miami, a major League soccer experience that journey of a lifetime. Get The Messy Effect wherever you get you a podcast, It’s Sunday at the Just for Laughs Montreal Comedy Festival, and quite possibly Sunday where you are.
If you downloaded this, you know on Sunday, Well, no, if you’re actually listening to it on Sunday, it’s possible you downloaded it on Sunday and didn’t listen until Monday. Anyway. The schedule for Sunday, July twenty third, twenty twenty three, Just for the Culture at four thirty Sunday Night Improv at five o’clock, Let’s see what this one is, Montreal’s longest running alternative and dynamic storytelling improv show, Special Surprise Guests seven o’clock Just for the Culture of seven o’clock, Britannic eight o’clock. JFL Originals showcasing the best in Canadian comedy. JFL Originals is a series of live recordings set in different cities across North America.
Hosted by David Pride. This live taping will feature some of Montreal’s best comics, including Dena salag Emil Curry, Eva, Alexopolis, Gino Durante, John cattro Qua, Got That Right, Kazen Lee, Troy Stark and Zach Kick eight thirty, The Lucas Brothers nine thirty, The Nasty Show ten o’clock, or Zilla Carlson’s Personal eleven fifty nine Midnight Surprise. All right, if you’ve been playing along and the what should we go see today? Game? I guess we’ll do Sunday Night Improv at five JFL Originals at eight, so we can probably get a drink it between there, and then we’ll have two drinks and hit Midnight Surprise at eleven fifty nine.
Comedian John Christ was on Fox News with Brian kill Me to talk about his career and rise to fame. Chris First Big came popular through his YouTube sketches and was initially nervous about poking fun at the Christian life. He said, I was homeschooled and very sheltered, so I started telling these jokes about growing up at church. I’d do a joke like, just because your kid is named a Bible name, doesn’t mean he’s going to be a good kid, because I’m pretty sure a kid in sixth grade named Jesus stile my bike. Jim Gaffigan is a bit about growing up Catholic, having six kids, and trying to steal cake at night when the kids are sleeping.
No one can steal that. That’s his joke. If I talked about being homeschooled and working at Chick fil A and no one can sell that, I lived it, and I tell it from my perspective, I just started doubling down. I’m just gonna talk about me. That’s when my careers took off.
Michael Rappaport has proclaimed Sal Chris and Charlie’s Deli in Astoria as the best deli in New York City. Rappaport made this announcement on TikTok Report said all right, I’m gonna make this short and quick. Listen. I don’t do sandwich reviews because there’s only one place in New York City. You want a true blue New York hero.
Sal and Chris’s Astoria Queens. Okay, that’s your comedy news for today. Follow the show for free on app, podcast, Spotify, YouTube, wherever you get your shoes smash I like button see tomorrow. Hi. I’m Mark Francis and host of a new podcast, The Messy Effect.
Join us as we take you into the exciting new world of Argentine soccer phenomenon Lionel Messi and his new life at Into Miami will bring you into the glitz, the glamor, the star studded events, along with the exciting journey to a new world of US soccer and international football with news and stories three times a week. Come along for the ride as Messy Miami, a major league soccer experience the journey of a lifetime. Get The Messy Effect wherever you get your podcasts.