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The Shark deck Man. Any day you get a new Adam Sailor Movies. Fantastic, isn’t it? Yeah? Hi, I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News.
Taken a Sorrow, Fortune Feamster and May Martin have launched a new podcast. It’s called Handsome. Handsome is a comedy and storytelling podcast where the three comedians laughed their way through a candid, far reaching, and uproarious conversation. Pretty good guest Keenan Thompson, otsko At Katska, Neil Patrick Harris, Jimmy Fallon, and some others. Topics on Handsome range from childhood memories, to philosophical musings, to creative inspiration and even thanks to Sarah Silverman, another good guest, private part hygiene.
Pay attention to this next paragraph. A little while back, the three of us decided to get together, have some laughs, drink some whiskey, tell some stories, and even devol. I’m never before told secrets, said hosts Tig Fortune In May. Are they the borg? Did they all speak this in unison?
How does that work? I’ve seen two person quotes which confuse me. This is a three person quote. How does that work? The three of them, presumably assimilated by the board said, luckily and completely by chance, it was all being recorded on professional recording equipment.
We’re beyond excited to release our first episode and officially become the most handsome trio of hosts in podcasting history. New episodes every Tuesday, and what a shock they all have the same representation at c AA. If you were looking forward to Bill Burr’s Old Dad’s movie, well things have gotten easier for you. I think. Originally was going to hit the theaters, but Netflix has acquired it.
It will be released on October twentieth on Netflix. No trailer has been released yet. In Bill Burr’s Old Dad’s a middle aged father and his two best friends sell their company to a millennial, and they soon find themselves out of step and behind the times as they struggled to navigate a changing world of culture, career, and fatherhood. Sounds like Bill Burr would be good in that role if he is presumably one of the dads. Brian Simpson playing Joe Rogan’s Club this weekend starting tonight.
Don’t miss out. Brian Simpson named in twenty twenty one as a new character of comedy by Just for Laugh He was also named one of Variety’s ten Comics to Watch for twenty twenty three. He’s recording a special at Rogan’s comedy Mothership, So you might want to go, all right, big exciting day. New Adam Sandler movie, That’s right, you are so not invited to my bot Misvah. It’s on Netflix today.
It stars Adam Sandler’s teenage daughters, Sonny and Sadie. Adam Sandler plays the dad. It’s based on a young adult novel in which lifelong best friends Stacey and Lydia Stacy played by Sonny Sandler, have long dreamt of epic bot Mitzvah’s, but when popular boy Andy Goldfarb and Hebrew school drama come between them, the perfect plans go comically awry. The Hollywood Reporter says, as with many Sandler comedies, you were so not invited to My features more than a few dumb cringe worthy jokes. Let me back that up again.
Features more than a few dumb cringe worthy joke, but they add thanks to it’s well observed, amusing depiction of teenage girl aangs that a genuine sweetness at its core, it proves thoroughly winning and then the Hollywood Reporter like spoil the ending. I’m not going to do that. I started to, but I made an edit. I have saved you because I know you want to watch this and is it that wasn’t good enough? News.
There’s another Adam Sandler movie coming, I know, right, yes, Leo coming to Netflix November twenty First, all right, what’s this one? It’s animated. It is a coming of age musical comedy. Adam Sandler voices a seventy four year old lizard who’s been stuck in the same Florida classroom for decades. When he discovers he only has one year left to live, he plots an escape, only to get caught up in the problems of his anxious students.
Let’s listen, Wow, Sammy’s olva. Here we go. Alright, another year, another batch of fifth grade headcases. I tell you why one kid calls me Lizzie. This year I quit it.
Just don’t pee in my lettuce ball. Then we’ll be all right. I don’t know. I gotta feeling this year is gonna be different, something big. It’s gonna happy.
It’s pretty good cast I mean, Adam Sandler, but other than that. Bill Burr Cecily Strong, Jason Alexander, Rob Schneider, Sadie Sandler, Sonny Sandler, Jackie Sandler, Heidi Gardner, Nick Schwartzon, Nick t Turo, Robert Smigel, Jocoy, and Stephanie Sue. The Eight hundred Pound Guerrilla website recap the events at last week’s Brodie Stevens tribute. They say it featured a great night of comedy featuring top comedians including Jeff Gorland, Dean Cook, Mark Marin, Dean Delray, Sam Tripoli, Byron Bowers, Craig Gass, and some other names I am less familiar with. Goreland said, outside of Brody, comedians don’t generally like each other.
Maron praised Brodie Steven’s work ethic, saying, rarely as a comedian gun all the effing way like Brody. Eight hunder Pound Gerrilla says the night started out with a ten minute montage of Brodie himself, and he still managed to generate big laughs even from the Great Beyond. It was also supposed to be a walk and a softball game, but those were postponed due to Hurricane Hillary. Some quick house keeping you may have noticed an uptick in the commercials again, I’m transparent. This is a commercial endeavor.
Now starting next week, you’ll hear me doing more live as they say. Thanks for the folks at Gemini thirteen who have done a great job selling the show. So one of the ways you can support the show is support those advertisers. So when you hear me take a minute, minute and a half telling you about a product, a great way to support the show is to use those products and make sure you use whatever code that I’m hawking during the commercials. You’ll start hearing those things on Monday.
Thank you in advance for supporting the show. Rob Schneider has criticized President Biden over his response to the fires in Hawaii. Schneider posted a screenshot on the thing we all call Twitter. Schneider captioned it one hundred and fifteen billion US taxpayer dollars to Ukraine, one point nine million dollars to American Maui fire victims. Biden hates Americas.
Send your letters to Rob Schneider. Bert Kreischer was speaking with Tom Sagora on their Two Bears, One Cave podcast and they were watching some people wiping out surfing. Bert says, it’s my favorite. Those are my favorite videos to watch people getting effed up by waves. Go to kuk Slams dot com.
It’s one of my favorite things. Bird continued his surfing enthusiasm, saying, Robot Shadow hit me up about going surfing at a wave pool I think in Texas. I was like, you texted the right off, and guy, let me know when you want to go. You know who Robin Shadow is. Google him.
I may be getting this incorrect, but Robin Shadow is part of a whole group who showed up in Hawaii. At the same time, there’s a whole group Kelly Slater’s age who all the shot up in Hawaii. They all took different paths. They’re all buddies, They’re all badass surfers. If I’m not mistaken, Rabbit Shadow was the first person to not really care about professional surfing.
He just went out and made videos, DVDs, do badass stuff and people buy it. So we’re in. We’re going to effing Waco, Texas with Rabbit Shadow. The Hollywood Reporter listed the forty most powerful people in podcasting. I didn’t make it.
It’s not the worst list I’ve ever seen, but it’s the Holy Reporter, So you know, they’re kissing Agent Bud and they’re gonna go with the big stars. Some names you may know. Conan O’Brien. You’ve heard of him. He has a podcast called Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend.
Did you hear my cheer? Click there? Yeah? I lean to the left and it made a noise and I’m not editing that out. Another name on the list Joe Rogan.
You may know him from The Joe Rogan Experience, a rather popular podcast that The Hollard Porter says reportedly averages eleven million listeners per episode. Nick Afferman is touring. The official description, Join Nick Offerman for night of deliberative talking, mirth, and music and evening that compels listeners to chuckle while also causing them to honestly countenance the aspects of humanity about which we have to laugh so that we don’t want to attack each other with the shovels. Nick Offerman tonight in Calgary at the Great Outdoors Comedy Festival. Oh, that hasn’t shown up in my Google stuff.
Let’s let’s take a look at that for the weekend. Nice line up Nick Offerman Tonight, Jonathan van Ness on Saturday, Andrew Schultz on Sunday. You’ll find them all on Prince’s Island Park in Calgary. Anyway, Nick Offerman’s tour. If you’re in Cleveland and I know you are, he’ll be there September twenty ninth, then Pittsburgh, Cincinnati, wins Are Ontario.
I won’t read you the ten other dates. You can go to Nickofferman dot COO. That’s your comedy news for today. Follow the show for free on Apple, podcast, Spotify, YouTube, wherever you get your shows. See tomorrow the