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Caloroga Shark Media. Idly how I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Got a couple of Trump jokes for you. I tried to keep it fair. I’ll explain why.
After the Trump jokes, the topic Trump not getting immunity, Jimmy Kimmel said it was a devastating moment for Trump, especially when Malania started clapping. I love it. Seth said, all right, it doesn’t have immunity, but after all these trials, he must have built up some antibodies. Trump’s campaign said he respectfully disagrees with the ruling. Although if Trump knew to respectfully disagree with the loss, he wouldn’t be on trial in the first place.
So I wanted to keep it fair. I’m like, all right, keep it fair, Johnny Mack. Do some Joe Biden jokes. There were none available, so I asked chat Chept four to write some. One is okay?
Have you heard about President Biden’s latest workout routeat. It’s called running for Office. It involves a lot of backtracking, sidestepping, and the occasional spread to the left. He says it’s great for building core support. That one’s all right, I asked it for six.
The rest were bad. It’s a bad one. The White House staff installed a new game on Biden’s phone and keep them sharp. It’s not Candy Crush. It’s fine, Mike Glasses.
I mean it’s bad. I could see Fallon doing it. Then I asked it to do a Prince Harry joke. I’ve been very busy over at the Palace Entry podcast. Don’t know if you heard King Charles’s cancer.
We’ve been doing bonus episodes that had been quite busy over there, and this one’s pretty good. From the late bot, I heard King Charles only spend thirty minutes with Prince Harry. In royal terms, that’s just enough time to decide which tea not to drink. Earl Gray, Nope, time’s up. I like that one, all right, bow and Yang man.
He deleted his Instagram posts interesting. You may recall that Bowen had shared a photo to Instagram of a note that Lauren Michaels had left for Nicky Haley. That note read, Ambassador Haley, Welcome to Studio eight h from Lauren plus everyone at SNL. Yang captioned his post everyone smiley face emoji. He later deleted the post, but social media has been decoding Bowen’s subtle protests of Louren Michael’s recent bookings over the past few weeks.
You may remember Dave Chappelle showed up at the group farewell at the end of an episode recently and Bowen stood as far away bos well from Dave and the next week Shane Gillis is back well discussed on the podcast All Week. You can listen to the last two three episodes about that. Anyway, Bowen Yang’s Instagram no longer contains any mention of SNL at all. He apparently has taken off every scrap of SNL from his social media presence. Some are wondering if he’s going to leave the show.
So I think Bowen probably is the best cast member on the current show. That said, the last two seasons with Bowen as the best cast member have been pretty terrible. Bowen, you don’t want to get into a whistling match with Lorne in year forty nine. Lauren is going to be coronated for year fifty. It’s going to be a big deal and Lauren is going to stand there with the likes of Will Ferrell and Tina Fey and Kristen Wig and Adam Sandler and whoever else you want to add to the list.
It is not the time to take Loauren my On. You’re going to lose. So what would a post SNL career look like for Bowenie? And he’s got the podcast podcast or nice on doing one right now. I guess he’d get some streaming service movies.
I’m not sure it’s big enough to do with theatrical comedy. So I don’t know. Man. As I prepped the show today, the mainstream media has caught on to the Shane Gillis thing. I’m not going to get into that today.
I had plenty to say the last two three days, and I want to keep the podcast fresh rather than just rehash that. Bert Krescher and Tom Sigora have put out a press release this next segment. Everything I’m going to share with you is directly from the press release. And if you listen every day, you know I like eye rolling press releases because they could be so corny. So here’s what the press release is about.
Entertainment powerhouses Bert Kreischer and Tom Sigoor are set to disrupt the spirits industry with the launch of their premium Vadka Porosos not for their friendship and unfiltered humor. The duo is teaming up with Drip MFG, a leading venture studio special in celebrity consumer packaged goods parenthese CpG brands to bring this exciting venture to life. All right, so far not horrific or also translated from Spanish because of Tom Sigora’s provan background in Spanish speaking, deep cuts meaning for the Bears, as a play on their top comedy podcasts, Two Bears, one Cave. This vodka is Buy the Bears Burton Tom for the Bears, their audience. Created with the utmost dedication of quality, this gluten free vodka stands out by using only premium ingredients including non gmo wheat and a patent did finishing process from a Persado craft technology that sets us apart in a crowded market.
The result is a smooth, unparalleled sip promised to elevate the drinking experience for enthusiasts and navsis alike, a top shelf taste, but at a reasonable mid market retail price. It’s time to get into the quotes. Tom Sigora allegedly said, I couldn’t be more excited about launching this brand with my best friend Bert. We’ve always approached everything we do with a mix of passion and humor, and this no different. Crafting a premium vodka and sharing it with everybody is a dream come true.
Get ready to taste the laughs and the quality. It’s going to be a wild ride. Kraser added, Supposely, this is an idea Tom and I have thrown around for so long, and we’ve really taken our time to do this the right way. It’s not just something for us, it’s for our fans who’ve been along this ride with us for years. They know how to work hard, but they also know how to play hard.
I’ve always been a voka guy, so it is such a no brainer for us to do something that flipped a celebrity liquor on its head. Bring a little comedy to the bar scene. How does that bar work? What is the comedy coming to the bar scene? So Mike and Cleveland and I are at the bar.
We walk up, I look at Mike and I go porosos. He goes yeah. I look at the bar, turn and I go two, Where’s the comedy? Then there was some fun boilerplate explaining who Bert Krascher and Tom Segura are Berg. Kreischer’s career has evolved from being Rolling Stones nineteen ninety seven number one partier in the nation to one of the top grossing stand up comics in the business, and most recently, star of a major motion picture.
According to four Kreyser has been hailed as quote one of the best storytellers of his generation, seamlessly and sincerely sharing anecdotes about his family and fatherhood while preventing that there’s a way to take his party boy antics into middle age. You know what, that’s actually pretty good. I won’t make fun of that. They kind of nailed that. Then a full paragraph recounting his Netflix specials, and another paragraph telling us about the fully loaded tour and the sea crews and all that.
In addition to being named quote one of the US top stand ups over the past decade by The Guardian, Kraysier is a world renowned top podcaster, hosting Burt Cast with over five hundred episodes and two Bears One Cave with Tom Sagora, which consistently charts in the top ten comedy podcast worldwide. Bert also created, hosts and produces the YouTube cooking show Something’s Burning, which has gathered over eighteen point two million views, and then they humble brag about his social media. Is bert a world renowned top podcaster. I’m gonna go to charitable again. Let’s say maybe he is, maybe he’s not.
Let’s look see here unchartable, you can do the charts. I’m going to do an Apple podcast, and let’s pick a country, Belgium, how about Belgium? Down here to comedy. The top Apple podcast in Belgium in the comedy category, number one Alex Agnew and Andres Becker is Welcome to the AA. Number two, of course is Muslin Am Half twee Scrolling scrolling, scrolling Theovan at number forty in Belgium.
And let’s see Kate Burlant and Jack Lenovac at eighty three, Andrew Schultz at ninety one. And I’m down to one hundred, which is flying the wallaty At Carvey and David Spade. So he may or may not be a world renowned podcaster. What about you, Juddie Mack and your dumb basement. Hey, I’ll let you know right now.
This is the number six podcast in the Denmark stand up subcategory, and in Denmark the number one hundred and sixty three comedy podcast overall. Hello Danes love you in France where they love Jerry Lewis. This is the number fifteen State and Up podcast in Greece, number eight in Kuwait, the number five stand up podcast a number one twenty eight overall in the comedy category, Number seven stand up podcast in Botswana, number six in Yemen, number seven in Uganda. So I’m going to declare myself internationally renowned as well. Actor comedian writer Tom Sagora is one of the biggest names in the comedy business.
He recently toured over three undred city He’s humble brag about his tour. Segora can be seen in the STX film Countdown opposite Elizabeth Lale, Instant Family opposite Mark Wahlberg and Rose Byrne, Opening Act and Flinch. He can we wanted something New. Every day when he isn’t performing on stage recording a podcast, he’s watching college football or waiting for college football to come back. Mosha Kasher was on the Last Laugh podcast.
You may or may not know that Mosha is married to Natasha Lazeiro, who recently took her top off during a set. He says he’s been so focused on his book release that he barely noticed the fact that Natasha broke the Internet. He says, I’m mostly here for her moral support. No one asked me how I feel about it. I’m furious.
I feel betrayed. Those were mine, and I’m very upset.
And now, to be honest with you, I’m very proud.
I thought it was really punk rock and really cool. Nothing matters when you really think about it. So if you could do something interesting in the world, I’m all for it. And they’re good. I’m proud to be the roommate of those breasts.
He talked about how he got into stand up. His high school friend Chelsea Peretti, Yes that one took him to his first real stand up show during a visit to New York when he’s still in college. On the bill that night, Patrese, O’Neil and Sarah Silverman, he said, I listen to Patrice and Sarah do stand up, and I wasn’t offended or appalled, but it was definitely shocked that you could do that. He remembers Patrese making fun of Michael J. Fox.
Mosha says, and I’m sitting there going you can’t do that. You can’t make fun of Michael G. Fox being sick. It’s so wrong and everyone’s laughing. Was this real configuration of what you can do or what I could do with my writing?
You can just be funny for the sake of itself. Kevin Hart is all excited that the World Cup is coming to the United States. The final is going to be in New Jersey, not too far from where I live. Kevin was on Fox promoting whatever he was promoting on a particular day, and he talked about his long history with soccer, dating back to childhood. He explained how his own kids have gotten him back into the sport, so he teased the idea of getting a full back tattoo in honor of the World Cup.
He said, my love for the game started when I was younger. I think now being a soccer dad, you know, having kids that love the sport and to fall the sport, it’s given me a different level of passion. Well via gold dot Com, Greg Buralter says the US men’s national team have sent Kevin Hard a tattoo that says USA all day. Let’s see if Kevin actually does it. I want to shout out the members who went to buy me a coffee.
Dot com slash a Daily Comedy News. They’ve set up recurring donations. Hi Tommy, Hi Andrea, Gary Shannon, Mike Kenny, Kenny, I just shot your note on the side by the way, much appreciated. So this next one is from the University of Indie Reflector. So it’s a college student.
I don’t want to go totally off here, but the headline Joe Coy’s comedy at the Golden Globes was a joke from the article. According to the Golden Globes award website, Joe Coy was to host the ceremony because he would bring three things his unique charm, energy, and unpredictable humor. Of those things, he was definitely unpredictable. But I must have missed the port where we were supposed to be genuinely humorous. Maybe I should cut him some slack.
It’s unrealistic to expect for perfection, after all, we’re all human. But I think taking accountability is what ultimately redeems someone. Thank goodness, Coy did that not, So what’s the issue here? Oh? Joe Coy was vicious about Taylor Swift.
Should I play what he said? All? Right? I’m going to parental discretion is advice here. This clip about Taylor Swift is just so vicious.
Okay, you ready for this, So let’s listen to what Joe Coy he said about Taylor Swift. As you know, we came on after a football doubleheader. The big difference between the Golden Globes and the NFL on the Golden Gloves, we have fewer camera shots of Taylor Swift. Oh my goodness, that is so mean to joke about football game showing Taylor Swift in the skybox. That is just terrible.
How could you do that? Joe Coy article says that the most Coy claimed his Taylor Swift joke didn’t land the way he wanted. He relied on playing the victim and having a tough crowd for a majority of response to criticism, the writer says, I’m so incredibly happy that he can hide behind a veil and call his pathetic attempt at comedy and experience he will not forget because I will not forget it either. Should we listen to the joke again? Let’s listen.
Big difference between the Golden Globes and the NFL on the Golden Gloves we have fewer ciber shots of Taylor Swift. Oh man, Joe, dude, that is vicious. How can you say such a thing about Taylor Swift that she’s at a football game and they show her? Oh my god, Joe, Relax boy. I hope Lauren doesn’t ask Joe Coy to host SNL Boon and Yang won’t want any part of this.
The writer says, I generally hope he realizes how problematic his comments were, and then he didn’t have to say anything that was written for him. People did not laugh, they did not find it funny, and the only joke in that room had the title of host. The first Macau International Comedy Festival will be held from March eleventh through the eight I’m not sure who’s playing. Hey Macaw guys, if you want me to go, I’ll go. From the Figure Lakes Daily, You’re home for comedy news.
Andrew Dice Clay reportedly joining Eddie Murphy’s heist comedy The Pick Up, this one for Amazon Prime Video. Beat Davidson also in this as well as Keky Palmer. It’s funny how names all of a sudden pop up on this podcast. Billboard interviewed Dice and here I’ll read it too. Dice performed his final show at Madison Square Garden in two thousand inc to deal with Serious XM in two thousand and five, and stayed busy for the next twenty years.
Blah blah blah blah blah. I’m going to push back hard on ink to deal with serious XM in two thousand and five. A couple of reasons. One, there was no such thing as serious XM in two thousand and five. There was serious satellite radio, and there was XM radio.
And in two thousand and five, I definitely was running comedy at Sirius. I did not recall a deal with Dice. Howard wasn’t there yet. Howard didn’t get there to two thousand and six, So the Howard channels didn’t do it, and I didn’t do it. And I feel like I would remember Dice having some sort of thing.
Maybe the Big Boss did a deal with Dice, but it never materialized into a show. I guess that’s possible. Separately, maybe Dice did a deal with XM. I wasn’t running XM comedy in two thousand and five. I believe Sonny Fox was in two thousand and five, so I don’t know.
I googled Dice XM two thousand and five, didn’t see anything relevant. I googled Dice Serious two thousand and five. I don’t see anything relevant. So, mister Clay, I’d love to know more about your show or whatever the deal was. Maybe the deal wasn’t for a show.
Maybe the deal was, I don’t know, maybe we’re gonna sell radios. I’d like to know more about it. I’ve been feisty this week and I’m gonna get out on that. And here’s why I told you the other day about the sixteen year old border colligue. Sometimes they have accidents, and an accident apparently happened, and the smell is so bad I need to get out of my studio and get some air.
So that’s it. Thank you for listening. Let’s see to where owh