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Caloroga Shark Media. Hey, I’m Shonnie Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Tom Sever Have you heard of him? Hall of Fame picture, best known for being a picture on the New York Mets. So when Tom Seaver was late in his career, he’s pitching a game and the pitching coach comes out and says, you don’t have your best stuff today, you got nothing?
And sever goes, yeah, and he gestures at the hatter and he goes. But they don’t know that that, my friends, was yesterday’s podcast. For scheduling reasons, I needed to tape both yesterday and today, and after all the twenty minute episodes I’ve done lately. Naturally, when I was prepping the show on Wednesday, there was almost nothing new, and I was like, ah, you’re kidding me. Couldn’t like Kat Williams say something about somebody or something.
Now, I had some stories. Today, I had plenty. I’d planned on pre taping today, so I have plenty for today Today’s real Yesterday, I was like, all right, let me see if I can check and jive and get through this. And it worked. It was a pretty good episode of the fifteen hundred or so I’m not sure it was the greatest episode, but it was perfectly fine, so I was happy with how that came out to.
Doug Benson has already been scheduled for the Tower City Comedy Festival. You know when that is? January twenty twenty five. Then has this super early. It’s in Paris, Texas, three nights, fifteen plus shows, one hundred plus comics.
Sounds fun. Doug Benson is your headliner, Johnny, Sure you’re not bluffing today because you led with Doug Benson’s playing a show nine months from now? Are you sure you’re not bluffing today. I’m not bluffing today. This is a high quality episode.
Steve Martin’s new documentary is out Apple TV plus been telling you about this one. It’s in two parts. The first part focuses on Steve’s comedy. The second part the movies and the banjo and the Hall of Fame lamp and all that. I’ll watch part one.
Bill Maher says, what I’ve decided to do is not preemptively give up my nervous system to Donald Trump like I did last election cycle, or maybe the last two times. If he wins, he wins, I’ll do everything I can to make sure that doesn’t happen, but none of them have much influence. The country’s polarized. It’s like a prison yard. You’re either on one team or the other.
Everybody says they want to be in the middle, but really they just go to their corners. So either trumpill Winterer he won’t, and then he becomes president. Either he’ll blow up the world or put me in Guatanamo Bay or whatever. I just can’t worry about it constantly. Paley Fest announced a few moderators.
Jet Apatow will moderate Curb Your Enthusiasm on Thursday, April eighteenth. Patton Oswalt will moderate The Late Show with Stephen Colbert Saturday, April twentieth. Some casting news from This is Spinal Tap. Lars Ulrich, you know him from Metallica, and Chad Smith that’s the guy from Red Hot Chili Peppers. They’re gonna play drummers in the sequel too.
This is spinal Tap. Now, if you saw the first one Spinal Tap, drummers tend to die.
Also in the sequel, Fran Drescher’s back, Rob Reiner’s back, new editions to …
Paul Schaeffer isn’t Schaeffer in the first one. Did I imagine that? Yeah, Paul plays are you fucking? In the original? Yeah?
All right, I didn’t imagine that. Maybe I just think at reading comprehension. Anyway, Shaffer is in the sequel. Here in the sequel, we catch up with Spinal Tap. They reunite for one final concert after a fifteen year hiatus.
They originally wanted to release this this month for the fortieth anniversary of the original film March of eighty four, but there was a strike, delay and stuff, and the movie still does not have a release date. Steph Tolev spoke to w p R and they said, crowd work is where Steph really shines. By the way, some of us were talking about David Tell’s CrowdWork at Tell is the best. Did you watch it Tell specially? Yet?
Watch it Tell Special number one special? Year? Heckle. Steph tolav at your own risk her most viral videos of a man who overstepped and then left the theater. She tells the story.
It was at the comedy store. I was in another room, so I missed what happened at the beginning of the show. So I came in. I was talking to this couple, and they ended up not being a couple. They were like Boston employee.
Then someone else yealed out. He sponsored the show move on with this tone that was so rude for no reason, and he left. So I got mad because I was like, you can’t heckle me and leave. Sorry, I now this works. You want to kill me?
You stay in the room, you deal with it. I convinced the host at the end of the show to bring me back up. I was so pumped to go back on stage. The crowd went nuts too. They was bet up there.
The heckler slunk away once more. Steph says, then he ended up being route to me after texting a guy whose showed was still making fun of me. I was like, yeah, your chance, you wasted it. Sorry, you can’t be a troll. You troded me to my face.
This is what happens, Johnny. You assure you that trying to pull a CEV here this These stories sound pretty generic from the BBC You’re for Comedy News. Ed Gamble has swapped a hot dog for a cucumber in his advertisements on the Subway. He has swapped a hot dog for a cucumber. You dirty listener, I know what’s in your mind right now, hot dog, cucumber.
Don’t act like it’s not. You’re thinking about food. Yeah, I know what you’re thinking about. So Ed Gamble had used a hot dog in his advertisement for a stand up tour. Hot Diggity dog makes sense to me.
However, Transport for London aka TfL does not allow foods high in fat, sugar and salt to be advertised on its network. Really, a spokesperson for TfL said, following a review the advert, we advise that elements would need to be removed to and short complied with our policy. This is somebody’s job. On Instagram at Gamble describe the incident as a career highlight, adding eat your greens kids. So he removed the hot dog and put in a cucumber, but his team kept the ketchup and mustard.
Gamble said, I actually don’t have a problem with the TfL regulations. They make sense to me, but the new posters promote something way more harmful. The idea of the cucumbers pairwell with ketchup and mustard. I’m not sad to have them remove the hot dog. It was only featured on the poster because I wanted to eat during the photoshoot.
Hopefully it’s not too late to change the title of the show to Q Diggity Cucumber. Today’s Daily Comedy News is brought to you by Monsters, Sharks and Dinosaurs. It’s a podcast, Monsters, Sharks and Dinosaurs. I love this one. I just wrote a bunch of episodes for it the other day, so I won’t even read the proper copy.
I’ll tell you what we’re doing here. You pick a monster, say King Kong, and then we explain how King Kong would kill you. Then we get into the plausibility of all right, could there be a giant gorilla? How would that work in science and stuff? We take a look at that, and then we’d take a look at the monsters in popular culture.
Are there movies with such a monster? A lot of fun. It was originally a throwaway idea. I said to my business partner Mark, I’m like, let’s do monster, sharks and dinosaurs. So that was the extent of the idea, and then when I sat down to actually write them, it came out a lot more fun and a lot smarter than I thought.
So this morning I was writing episodes about the Dracula, frank Stein’s Monster, the Mummy. We have episodes about Jaws and Jurassic Park. You know, sharks, dinosaurs. So the show is called Monsters, Sharks and Dinosaurs. Monsters, Sharks and Dinosaurs.
Where you get your podcast? Check that one out. The CBC says Just for Laughs has been a launch pad for Canadian comedians. What happens to us without it? Comedian Sam’s Faraza writes, a few weeks ago, I was feeling pretty good about being a Canadian comic.
I’d flown out to perform on a taping for Just for Last Vancouver as part of the next season. We see gyms that the new wave of stand up series. The morning of my filming, on a typically drizzly Vancouver day, I wrapped myself at a complimentary hotel robe. I treated myself to room service. Life was good.
Then the JFL announcement. My first thought was, what a devastating blow this would be a Canadian stand up My second thought was could my exorbitant room service be blamed for this? Then I remember and I had paid out of pocket Just for Laughs as a beacon for Canadian comedy. It’s the carrot at the end of the stick that every Canadian comedian is chasing, whether they admit it or not, it has a hand in creating the very foundation of Canadian stand up and as a result, getting booked on the Montreal Festival, the biggest comedy festival in the world, is one of the very few springboards for success in our industry. It has propelled comedians from amateur to something to at least somewhat resembles professional status.
Getting on JFL means something. It’s a stamp of approval, a sign that you’ve made it. I’ll add an amen to that. Showcases for JFL have all un canceled at the last minute, and comedians like myself that work on these important sets all year long have been left high and dry. Although it says it hopes to resume the festival in twenty five, that feels like a tall order the of the festivals dependent on jp R.
That’s the just for last company pulling off a huge restructuring in a year’s time, let’s take a lot of innovation and downsizing, no small feat for a large company that’s already struggled to pivot. As for other avenues for success, comedians are left with crumbs. There are little to no comedy specific grants for stand up. Often we’re grouped together with theater artists in the grant world, forcing us to compete with completely different art forms.
Meanwhile, circus arts gets its own category.
And hey, no shade to sirc to sleigh. Just want a fair fight. And if you’re thinking, just post you stand up online build a following. I could tell you a thing or two is someone with a medium size falling online. First, the money doesn’t come easy because you have to have an online following.
And secondly, while festivals are far from the only thing to work toward in comedy, getting an opportunity to perform at a festival like JFL is a huge goalpost that’s now in peril. If JFL does come back next year, it’s hard to imagine Canadian comedians getting a good deal. Canadian comedians will be the first to tell you it means bringing in more bankable American talent paid for by Canadian taxpayers and artistic institutions. The same criticisms the festival is faced in the past will likely become more ingreened in the future.
Speaking of Canada, Canadians are applauding a comedian who expertly shut dow…
Michael Harrison is a New York based comedian from Saskatchewan. He posted a clip titled an American Canadian explaining Canada to me, What a surprise. We don’t have a thirteenth grade He’ve been lying to him. Sorry to correct you. Yeah, we don’t have that.
I’m Canadian. Trust me, I’m very aware of what our country has. We actually don’t. Ontario had that a long time ago. They don’t have it anymore.
The woman goes, you have it. No, they don’t trust me. I hate to admit this to you. You’re wrong. The audience laughs.
He turns to the audience and says, this is how American that woman is. You’re wrong about your country. This is why people don’t like you guys as much when you travel other country because of that. Mike Lazer’s debut comedy album Life Rules Mixed Ape, Volume one out today on a special Thing Records, The Tights eight tracks of Comedy Gold. Mike hit the stage to explain that saying yes to life, his love of weed Town, for cooking, having good merch therapy and validation, and the pressure Beast tells Us Originally from Saint Louis.
Mike Glazer is an entertainment juggernaut with extensive credits, including appearances at the twenty twenty three NHL Awards and No, I didn’t forget. I just moved it to the end. Let’s see what’s happening at Melbourne. Let’s say you’re listening on Friday, which means in Melbourne it’s Saturday. By the way, Sunday’s episode of this podcast, already recorded is a look at up and coming ozzy comedians, so a bit of a format breaker.
It’ll be me just going, hey, here’s this guy I’ve never heard of. Here’s a clip, but it’s a lot of fun. I think it came out well. I’d love to know what you think of that episode, and you can share that in the Facebook group a Daily Comedy News podcast group. The Melbourne site.
They must have been listening to me complain about it. It loaded a little quicker and they now have a tab this Saturday, which made it a lot easier for me to do mental gymnastics. Let’s see if we could find something with an actual clip today. Tom Ballard’s good point, well made, says, there’s a clip and there is let’s listen rolled. Michael jokes about the name coronavirus Corona.
That’s like a bee. Then I drink what’s next Peroni virus? Yeah, look, everyone of those toilet piper o the news. It was hilarious. Then Tom Hanks got it and we were like, this is serious.
Sheriff Woody is sick. Then Richard Wilkins got it and we were laughing again. Okay, we were like, oh, now, this is a wonderful news story. All right. It took me a minute to find a clip.
There. He drops a lot of F bombs. I’ll give you a note, as a guy in a basement doing a podcast talking to a professional comedian, your particular material doesn’t need the F bomb every third word. Just drop it all. You don’t need it.
Johnny Max is not anti swearing, but you know, I don’t need to do this podcast. Like, hey, if you enjoy the fing show, tell a friend about it. They might effing like it too. Like I don’t need to do that. Eater does that?
Comedian? Now I hear my dog flopping upstairs. My dog is sixteen and a half years old. I’m going to go rescue her. Oh, my God just fell again.
All right, see you tomorrow.