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Caloroga Shark Media. Hello, I’m Shonny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. I didn’t get to see Kat Williams. I’ll talk about it tomorrow. I went to Cleveland for Deacon Mike.
Congratulations. Deacon Mike. Couldn’t blow off Deacon Mike’s big day. So you know, I had to pick Deacon Mike or Kat Williams. It was tough.
I mean I flipped the coin. It was first was two out of three, and then uh, three out of five, and then they did five out of seven. I was like, all right, God’s trying to tell you to be there for Deacon Mike. So I’ll watch Kat later. We’ll talk about it tomorrow.
Also tonight the roast of Tom Brady. I’ll talk about that one on Tuesday. I mean, you know these things are late at night. I got a pre record this podcast and go to bed. Do you guys have no idea what my sleep schedules?
Like my dog is sixteen and a half man, and I’m sleeping with her in the basement because she has to get up a couple of times, like having a new born. So I go to bed at nine thirty and I’m up at two in the morning and five in the morning, I’m exhausted, Barstool said. People don’t talk enough about how corny Seinfeld was, and I think they mean the show, not Jerry. Although, uh, do you know where I’m going to google? The word shows it out all right?
Moving on watching google that one. People kind of free pass that one. It’s really it’s not a little weird. It’s weird. We free passed the one.
I don’t know why, Barstool writes, when I look back at the show now, it almost feels like a whole showcase to showcase for Jerry Seinfeld to establish himself as a man who quotes Poul’s bitches, and Barstool wrote, Jerry’s words, not mine. There are a total of sixty six women in the graphic that they made, but according to sources in the show, Seinfeld the character dated seventy three women in the one hundred eighty episodes that averages a new woman every two point four to seven episodes. Barstool wrights he accumulated a roster of ninety styles smoke shows that would make Leo DiCaprio tip his cap a murderer’s row of beautiful women, and one stray Jennifer Kooli. They write, sorry, Jennifer, that was an unnecessary low blow. You’re very attractive in your own right.
I love doing White Lotus. The list is full of heavyheaders, but to name a few, Terry Hatcher, Christine Taylor, Kristin Davis, Kathleen mcclennan, who walked around naked in Jerry’s apartment. Don’t forget that he ended up repulsed by her because he didn’t like the way her naked body looked when opening a jar. And of course Julie Louis Dreyfus. They wrote it’s like they cast the show with Julia as Elane.
Then Jerry said, hey, let’s make sure we put in the script that he used to bang her. Courtney Cox, dead Spin Rights and a big old creepy shout outgoest whoever wrote the episode where George Costanza was caught redhanded looking at the cleavage of his boss’s high school daughter, the daughter played by Denise Richards. Barstool Rights people throw around the phrase they can never make that episode today, but I do believe a main character steering daggers at a fifteen year old side character’s cleavage and playing it off as a clumsy goof would not fly on modern day cable. Oh see, I deliberately don’t preread these things. I like terry act not to go too found down the rabbit hole of creepy Seinfeld things.
But I can’t possibly write this blog without mentioning the fact that, at the ripe age of thirty eight years old, real life Jerry Seinfeld began dating a Shoshanna Lonstein, a seventeen year old high school student. I understand it was a different time, but come on, Jerry, it was not a different time. It was not I lived through that time. At the time, we were like huh or still adds great show though. All right, while I’m causing trouble, I was doing some prep for the show and I found this wonderful clip from twenty eighteen.
This is Jim Gaffigan on the CBS Sunday Mornings. I assume doing his weekly commentary, and here Jim talks about anybody and everybody making their own alcohol with stupid names. I hate those people. I like beer. This may not surprise you by looking at me.
I am an overweight American male in my early forties. Now it’s seems every city, town and Hamlet I visit has its own beer made by locals, specialty beers, micro beers, craft beers, made by community artisans, and I can tell you without exception, they’re all bad. I’m not exaggerating. No, I don’t care how cute the beer name is that has to do with local folklore. I don’t care how beautiful the hand drawn label is of the cactus wrestling penguin.
Neil Brennan spoke to Forbes, and he was curious to this interview entitle me to four more free articles for us this month. Forbes is like, do you read publications like Forbes? I don’t know if you’ve looked it up, but top comedians make as much as the top athletes. Kevin Hart told me he’s going to be a billionaire. Neil said, does he have the dating his calendar?
Like on April six? Come to mind, I’m a billionaire party. They asked a real question, Neil, would it alienate comedy on it is if they realized how much money some performers were making. Neil said, it’s a weird thing. There’s a lot of big earners, so I don’t think people really associated with comedy.
But it really doesn’t matter how much money you have, you can still bomb and the audience is aware that. I also think charisma can make them forget. Neil wants your drink of choice. He says, it’s embarrassing I drink Corona. What’s wrong with Corona?
I love Corona? Neil, You’re a beach person, Neil says, I am kind of a beach person. Like on your birthday, you get a birthday cake and you do good and you go to the beach. I’m fair skinned and I have a skin cancer joke and my new Netflix special. But I don’t know what to do there.
I just read, I guess, Neil, do you enjoy traveling? Neil said, I do like traveling. I like walking around big cities, putting my bag down, putting on shoes and then walking for ten miles. Tokyo was a great walking city, Singapore, London, Paris. Now I’m just naming cities.
Let’s take a look at the Netflix is a Joke Comedy Festival four Pan Pacific, The Greatest Roast of All Time, Tom Brady Low Tickets Warning seven Pacific, The Allei Wong Residency, Patton Oswalt also at seven. Heather McMahon also at seven, Felippia Sparza. You know, you guys can spread this out. You don’t have to have ten shows all at once, say Melissa via Signor at seven, Sidney Washington at seven. There’s a lot of shows, all right.
Then there’s some later shows to drop in with Janelle James at eight point thirty, Sarah Jordan Jensen at nine. I don’t like how this is laid out. It’s kind of all over the place. Jeneido Unaka and friends in all right, let’s see. Well, obviously we would somehow get into the roast of Tom Brady.
That’s the big shiny event.
And then I would say seven o’clock Patton just taking another look, Yeah, Pat…
I’ve played him on the Live One Show a few times. Let’s do that for the late show.
Meanwhile, Sydney is quiet tomorrow, nothing going on, So I don’t have any cl…
Want you to get your money’s worth here. Let me do one more story. Nick Offerman spoke to The Washington Post. Nick Offerman played the president in that recent Civil War movie. Washpoe wrote to his friends, it’s not a surprise so that Nick is playing the president.
In fact, for twelve years now, Conan O’Brien claims that he’s been trying to get Nick Offerman to play Theodore Roosevelt. Conan said, I think more than any actor Atlive today, and I’m not making a joke, you could play two are better than anybody. Amy Poehler says Nick shouldn’t limit himself. I think Nick has the talent and the hair to play any president he chooses. This summer, Nick Offerman will be heading to Budapest to play.
This sounds like a joke, but this is real. He’s going to play Chester A. Arthur in the Netflix series Death by Lightning, about the eighteen eighty one assassination of President James Gorefield. This from the guys who used to run Game of Thrones. One more, The Harvard Crimson wrote women are funny female comedians that you should watch.
They have a list, They wrote, Taylor Tomlinson. Taylor Thominson is the id girl of the stand up scene. Ali Wong, probably best known for her Emmy Award winning performance on Beef. Third, Tig Nataro four, Margaret Choe five, Joanne Megnally, He didn’t see that coming, right. Joanne is popular not just for her stand up but for her podcast.
My Therapist Ghosted Me six, Tiffany Hattish and that’s it. That’s the entire list. No, I don’t know, Bett Stelling, Appaucci, Leanne Morgan. No, all right, that’s your comedy news for today. If you enjoy the program, tell a friend about it.
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