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Caloroga Shark Media. Hello, I’m Choenni Mack, who with your Daily Comedy News. I’ve been having fun writing on the Ballance podcast where we make fun of politics, and Stormy Daniels was back on the stand. The Late Night guys had some good jokes. Stephen Colbert said that was not her first rodeo, and they would have known that if they’d seen her movie, My third Rodeo.
Jimmy Kimmel said, Trump’s lawyers spent the day trying to paint Daniels as a sleazy money grubbing liar, which, if is true, you can see why they hit it off. I love that joke. Fallon tag that with Trump’s attorneys finished their cross examination of Stormy Daniels and accused her of lying and hawking merchandise for personal gain, and Trump was like, this also feels like a shot at me. Andrew Schultz says he thinks that John Brady was actually mad about Jeff Ross making a Robert Kraft joke. Schultz explained it on his podcast.
I have made some edits here for language, but you’ll get the gist. When Tom checked Fross, I think that was one undercent real. Oh yeah, like so Jeff, So I think it got cut from the broadcast. I’ll tell you also because the reason why I think it’s real is because they told us no jokes about happy endings with Bob Crafts. Because I had a Bob Kraft tag.
I had that joke about Randy Moss. I was like, Randy Mars, you made on a Super Bowl Sunday. It’s the only people celebrating a happy ending with a priest. Oh yeah yeah.
And then the tag was and by and of course Bob Krafts, and they were like, Tom…
I was like, all right, cool, Like the guy’s coming here for this thing, like whatever, he’s not getting roasted.
And then Jeff did it.
And then Tom walks up and he goes, don’t do that again. But think about it, like this is the first comic that goes on a live roast and it’s your night. Yeah. He was ready to shut the whole thing down. Very interesting.
I don’t see any reason Schultz would make that up. And like I said, when it happened, I think everybody doing a little spin there. That would have been epic. If Brady would have hooked that that would have been monster news. You think to Fleetgate was big news.
Imagine you have all those comedians there, You’re live on Netflix and Tom Brady throws a tantrum and storms off his own roast. What do you do? They might have just roasted a chair, which could have been epic. Now that I’m thinking about that, imagine that one. Jerry Seinfeld still in the news every single day.
I need a Seinfeld break, but he keeps making these stories. Apparently, when he was on with Dana Carvey and David Spade, he said he tried to get Chris Rock to be unfrosted. Jerry said, the other thing I wanted to do that I almost did was Chris Rock was gonna be the MC of the Bowl and Spoon Awards, and we shot that right after the Will Smith slap. I was gonna have somebody come on stage and have Chris punched him out as they got there. Recording to Seinfeld, Chris Rock wasn’t up to perform.
It was a little shocked from that event. That’s what the scene is gonna be. But Cedric saved the day. I love Cedric. Seinfeld then asked Spade and Carvey if they thought the bit would be funny.
Carvey said, there’s still kind of a residual darkness around that. Seinfeld said, isn’t that we’re attracted to more than anything, residual darkness. I don’t know if it would have worked, it was an idea. During the Yankees broadcast, Paul O’Neill started talking to his fellow broadcasters about how much he makes in royalties from the Seinfeld episode he appeared on in nineteen ninety five. David cohne asked Paul O’Neil if he still receives residual checks from the sitcom.
Paul said, yeah, you know what they are. They’re like fifty seven bucks. Houston four Yankees three. John Stewart back with a podcast, this one called The Weekly Show with John Stewart, a partnership with Comedy Central. Hopefully it’s a way more interesting than the one he did with Apple, because that was just I was kind of boring.
John said, After much reflection, meditation, and prayer, I’ve decided to extend my work week to two days.
Speaking of podcasts, I grabbed the Last Laugh podcast to listen to Nikki Las…
It’s not good. She’s fine, just no chemistry with the host that they get good guests. But I don’t know about that one either. I’ve been quite uncensored in my opinions lately. Hopefully you’re enjoying it and you’re not like what happened to him?
He became a jerk. I’m usually such a nice guy that anytime I’m not like one hundred percent nice, people are like, what’s up with you? Okay? I’m fine. I’m just telling you I did enjoy a podcast, and I think John mliney shows misproduced, and Howard Stern became everything he hated, and Jerry Seinfeld’s dating history is interesting.
That’s all. I’m fine. I should read my own rundown. You’re gonna be like, what is wrong with him? Okay?
This from Fox News. During a recent stand up show, a comedian roasted an audience member who reported working for the Biden administration. I can’t believe Fox News. I mean, I can believe Fox News went with this. It’s so lame.
The comedian Josh Ocean Thomas finds out that the audience member works for the Biden administration and says, what a crap show of a job you have?
And then listen to this hack joke hacks.
Think this is hack. Ocean says you work for the Biden administration. Is it your job to wake him up? Or what’s your job? Oh my, come on, dude, I’m sure he told it much better.
The crowd liked it exactly. If you have the freedom to lie, it could have said you were a hooker and I would have been prouder of you. All right, that’s not bad, Rife, Yeah, he’s back. During his sold out Hollywood Bowls show on Wednesday, much of his stand upset revolved around what kind of jokes are okay and not okay? After making a few jokes about transgender people, can you all stop comedians?
Just do something else? Rife said, what am I gonna do? Get canceled? Cool? I’ll do another bull show?
Awesome. You know that’s not a real punishment. Nothing happens. Prison’s a punishment. Rife then went into prison jokes and addressed his controversial domestic violence joke head on.
He did some crowd work that involved talking to an audience member who apparently served time for assaults. Rife said, Mammy, okay, asking the man’s date. Guys, I’m kidding. Domestic violence is not funny ever. Ever, on any comedy special.
Ever, towards the top of the sets, he made a joke about that whole thing with the helmets. Riife said, I got so much trouble for making a joke about special needs helmets. Then I come to LA and perform in the biggest helmet, referring to the Hollywood bowls around structure. Hah. During the show, at one point smoked a joint with a sixty eight year old woman.
Matt Riife is twenty eight. Jimmy Carr got into This story is probably about a week old now as you’ve been listening. There’s just been so much going on ITV viewers were furious, and they took to Twitter, slamming comedian Jimmy Carr for his disruptive behavior on the set of the daytime show This Morning. Not did it happen this Morning? That’s the name of the show.
The show is called This Morning. Jimmy Carr was due for a chat with Alison Hammond and Dermot O’Leary, but carefully watched Irish chef and author Clauda McKenna in the show’s kitchen before he had to answer the presenter’s questions. While Clauda expertly tended to a chicken carcass. She recommended viewers set in a saucepan. Jimmy joked, what have you not got a bin?
The chef kept her composure. Jimmy kept going, pop in the bin. It’s gone. The chicken is gone. Boy, this is like Taylor Swift joke level mean.
Jimmy then proceeded to mock the chef as she boasted the flavor of a chicken broth. Jimmy said, listen to this. This is worse than Joe cooy ever did wait until she finds out about stock cubes who shivy core back it down vicious. Clauda went on Instagram both of a selfie with the host but not Jimmy Carr and captured it. One chicken, three recipes, one Jimmy Carr.
I’m officially ready for the weekends. Oh yeah, Happy Mother’s Day. It is the final day of the Netflix is a joke comedy festival. Gotta say they had a killer festival. They’re doing that roast battle thing outside.
Tonight’s guest judges Jeff Ross and Sarah Silverman. Seven o’clock killed Tony again, Ali Wong again at seven Dmitri Martin at seven, a screening of Terminator two. Not sure how that fits in with this, but okay. Mosha Casher at seven, Colin Quinn at eight, Fern Brady at nine forty five. I almost watched The Fern Brady on Netflix on Thursday night.
I was just sleepy. I went to BET at nine on Thursday. That’s why I’m not watching John Millenia ten. I went to BET at nine, but I was up at five thirty. So there, it’s still eight and a half hours sleep.
Johnny Duts’s on a good humble brag. You’re right. Eight pm at the Comedy Store, secret headliner and a bunch of just addeds. Why nine o’clock just added Bill Bellamy. Nine thirty just added All Star Comedy.
Seven o’clock just added Todd Glass, just added Ian Edwards, just added nine to forty five, Ariel Olias. Why were you suddenly adding a bunch of shows on Sunday night? Nine five just added Brian Postsin. All right, if you and I were there, Well, we’ve seen kil Tony already, right theoretically, so early show, let’s do Dmitri. Late show, Let’s do Brian Possain that’s kind of alty.
And now I get to delete the bookmark, which makes me really happy because the more bookmarks you have pinned, the slower your browser gets. So close tab Great job Netflix, at Great Job Robbie pra Mondays at the Sydney Comedy Festival are light to the only thing is the Sydney Comedy Festival Showcase at the Bondai Pavilion. I’d rather go just hit on Bondai Beach. Did that one day when I was down there. Oh amazing, Water’s cold though.
All right, I’m gonna wrap it up here because I have the house to myself, but everyone’s going to come home soon and I want to bang out Monday’s episode while it’s quiet. So that’s it. See you tomorrow.