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Caloroga Shark Media. Hello, I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News that Tom Brady Rose still making news. Nikki Glaser is still making news, but not for her new special There’s no buzz on that one. Apparently Nicki, who was out promoting her special, which there’s no buzz on, was on the Not Skinny but Not Fat podcast. She explained that she ran into someone at the comedy store in West Hollywood after the roast of Tom Brady and they were with some quote wild guy who’s a comedian with a quote reputation for just like starting stuff.
Nicki told the podcast. Apparently he started the boo is just like a joke. He just had too many drinks or something, and he’s not affiliated with Swifties or anything, and just felt like saying a boo into the air. And apparently everybody was so riled up it just kind of caught win. But it wasn’t swifty meditated.
Okay, all right, relaxed. None of us thought it was swiftly meditated, none of us. Did. I do have that on good information that it was not based on that, because I was like, this doesn’t feel like a huge swifty crowd you’re gonna make me break out the Joe quoy if you mentioned Taylor Swift again. No one was thinking this is about Taylor Swift.
No one mentioned that fifteen days now. Stop because I was like, this doesn’t feel like a huge Swifty crowd. But it didn’t feel like there was a vibe in the room. The guy started it as a joke. He caught on too much, but I was so glad to learn it was not Swifty meditated.
I’m gonna have to do it. Scott Beckett’s having a nice day, and you’re gonna make me play the clip. Stop mentioning Taylor. Nicky said it’s not just Swifties who have beef, and she said many people are stuck on the belief that Kim and the rest of the family are not talented and famous for nothing. I don’t want to hear that anymore, that they’re not talented.
They clearly are. They’ve achieved something consistently for twenty years now. They’re talented. It just doesn’t look like the talent you define. NICKI was on the Comedy Bang Bang podcast.
By the way, of all the comedy shows I ever did back at Serious XM, that was the only one we walked out of Scott Ackerman wasn’t good. Sorry, Buddy Popular, it wasn’t good. Johnny is throwing heat today. Yeah, and I’m in a good mood too. I told the comedy Bang Bang there was some message I got that they’re going to do a bunch of these greatest roast of all time with hopefully Serena Williams and Lebron James and Tiger Woods, like it’s gonna be a new thing and Tom Brady’s gonna kind of run it.
That ain’t gonna happen. None of that’s gonna happen. None of that. Glazer revealed that Tom Brady was kept away from all the comedians prior to the show. I got over at Scott Beckett.
I’m not gonna play the clip your luck today, No clip today. John Stewart commented on everyone coming after Jerry Seinfeld last week. Stewart said, look, Jerry Seinfeld took more crap over the past two weeks promoting a pop tart movie than Harrison Butker did for his entire speech and ask you people, what’s the deal of that? He did not do a Seinfeld impression there. I legitimately would like to know why he’s taking so much crap about everything from everybody?
And who are these people? Shane Gillis was scheduled to throw out the first pitch at last night’s Phillies game. His new series Tires premieres today on Netflix. In Tires, Will, played by Stephen gre Urban, is the nervous and unqualified air to an auto repair chain, and Will attempts to turn his father’s business around despite constant torture from his cousin In now employee Shane Shane is played by Shane Gillis. Did you need my help with that one?
Netflix has already renewed it for season two. Kevin Hart postponed some shows in Jackson, Mississippi, this weekend. Those performances will now be on September twenty second. The reason for the postponement was not released. However, the Clarion Ledger did some good sleuthing.
They say that ESPN announced that Kevin Hart would be doing his NBA Unplugged with Kevin Hart showed during the NBA Conference Finals, which do overlap with the now postponed dates, and I did warn you over the weekend, no twenty minute episodes this week. There’s not much going on, as evidenced by Patton Oswalt raves about Grand Rapids Coney Dog Joint. Sure, why not, there’s Patton Oswalt. He’s in Grand Rapids, Michigan. He tweeted, damn good dogs.
The post was met with hundreds of likes and comments from locals excited to see Patton Oswalt having a grand Rabpit’s Coney Cony co owner Connor Malloy told em Live the Patten heard about the local hot dogs shop after shopping for comic books at Vaults of Midnights. Patten was also spotted at Doctor Grinn’s Comedy Club ahead of Dan Soder’s show. Coney owner Malloy said he went down there earlier in the day and the workers were talking to him kind of suggesting places to eat, and they asked him do you like hot dogs? And he was like, oh, I love hot dogs. So they messaged us that he might come in dd that like, I mean, Patton Woswald is you know this isn’t Tom Cruise showing up the hot dogs Dad?
Are people like, oh my god, Patton Oswalt’s down south. Let’s go get the car. Let’s guy, let’s got light? Like all right, Patton Oswalt’s getting a hot dog. That’s not gonna draw a big crowd, is it?
Em Lone tells us. While Patton Oswalt ate his late lunch, many locals driving and walking by did a double take, surprised to see a celebrity basketing in the sun and showing a hot dog right there on Fulton Street. Coney owner mala He said, I talked to him briefly out there, and he was definitely getting a lot of attention walking around, which was awesome. I didn’t have the guts to ask him for a photo, so it was cool that he took a photo and posted it. Excuse me, mister Oswalt, would be okay if I took a picture of you eating a hot dog?
What is going on? It’s Paton Oswalt. I’d punching today. Oh there’s more. Oswalt spent time chatting up Malloy, who told him that he and his wife Olivia, took over One Stop Cony in twenty twenty from its founders you remember Leslie and Brian Ustille.
The place sure. Malloy was a former employee of the Hot Dog Joint, which originally opened in two thousand and nine. You know I’m surprised it took me this long. Now, I’m a menu curious as I tend to get. John has it a slow news day?
No, why why do you think that?
All right, here’s one stopcony dot com hours Monday to Friday, eleven to seven.
Saturday only noon to four is Saturday. Not a big hot dog day. Sunday not open at all. All right. A Detroit dog will cost you three point fifty.
That comes with Detroit style chili mustard and onions. You can get a flint with Flint style chili mustard onions for three seventy five. Chicago dog will go four to seventy five. Plain two seventy five. A bacon ranch ripped dog, which is a bacon wrapped deep fried dog, cheddar, cheese, lettuce, tomato, ranch dressing, four seventy five.
New item hot pepper deep fried dog, hot peppers, sour kraut, pepper, jack, cheese, tomato, spicy mao four seventy five. You know you can make these things. A combo fries and a drink’ll run these things up to six twenty five. You get a classic corn dog for four seventy five. But here’s what’s weird.
The middle of the menu highlighted in yellow, the rest of the menu is white. Is promoting burgers and sandwiches. What kind of hot dog place is this? Cheeseburger six fifty. I’m not coming to your hot dog place for cheeseburger anyway.
Paton finishes food left for his show. Bob Sagett would have been sixty eight years old. John Mayer expressed his ongoing grief on social media. John post that I miss you the most when I’m exhausted and I just want to talk to my friend. I missed you when this magician was performing at this party I was at and it was just a okay, and I knew you’d have interjected with insanely funny one liners even if I couldn’t imagine what you would have said.
Loss may be out of our control, but remembrance is our active defiance, and we will never forget you. Love you, Bob, Happy birthday. Comedian Moe Welch announced that her stand up special slash documentary Hybrid Dad Jokes will premiere on the YouTube eight hundred pound Gerrilla channel June fourteenth. Filmed at the Lodge Room in a Highland Park and all over Illinois. Welch’s debut special follows her.
She explains her lifelong obsession with dad jokes as way to process the aftermath of her own father’s abandonment. Welsh travels to Illinois in search of her father why, acerbically unpacking his absence in her life and what that has meant for her comedy and her journey as a new mother. CNN is in on this whole Bob’s Burger’s host. They post an article this long running sitcom wink wing nuts, nudge sure Jan has only gotten better thanks to its writers taking big leaps, CNN tells us fourteen seasons later, although no one has ever seen the show and no one has ever met anyone who’s seen the show, the Belchers are still messy and sticky, for their hearts will soften because the writers speaking for them have grown protective of the fictional family. Bob’s Burgers, whose writers place equal value on warm family moments and bodily humor, shines brightest when it’s focusing on the small moments from a family dinner to a poetry meeting, and if it hurts a little along the way, then it’s not too far moved from life Bob’s Burgers.
No one’s ever seen it. It’s very strange. Can you feel the holiday weekend coming? I can feel it. I’ve got some stuff I’m rationing.
I could tell you about Jim Jeffreys heckling people, but then we want I talk about all weekend. You know what I’m saying. I gotta do this seven days a week. Sometimes it’s a slow news week, being honest with you. Thank you all for listening.
This is a lot of fun to do every day. I enjoyed the back and forth of the Facebook group. It has been increasingly lively and it’s a lot of fun and over there we kind of drop our guard and have some fun with the jokes. We’ve got a nice community to go in here. I appreciate you all.
Thank you so much for listening. See you tomorrow.