Joe Rogan thinks Kamala Harris will be the next president

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hello Johnnie Mack with your Daily Comedy News. I will talk about Joe Rogan’s live special on Monday’s podcast. Joe Rogan has made a shocking prediction for who he believes will be the next person in the United States. Joe Rogan is betting on Kamala Harris.

He says she’s gonna win. He said this on his podcast, The Joe Rogan Experience. Rogan said, I feel like we’re in a very bizarre time where people are giving into the bs in a way that I never suspected people before. They just want no Trump, no matter what, and they’re willing to gaslight themselves. And by the way, I think Hillary could win.

She’s the least popular vice president of all time.

And then in a moment in time, all of a sudden, she’s our solution.

She’s our hero. Everybody’s with her, all those social media posts about her. Try googling a negative story on her. You won’t find one. Send your letters to Joe Rogan.

Nate Berghatzy talk to bill Board about building his career. You know, he’s one of those twenty year overnight sensations. We talk about. Kate said, you never know when all the eyes are going to switch over to you. I’ve done this now for twenty one years, So you just kind of keep doing what you’re doing, and then when the eyes end up hitting you, you need to be ready.

Nate said he took a number of steps to reach his goals. I stopped drinking in twenty eighteen. I was starting to sell clubs out and so we’re about to go to theaters and I wasn’t able to drink like a regular person. I knew, all right, well, if I want to go to that level I want to go to, I have to get this out of my life where I’m not going to be able to get to that next level. And I’ve seen that now with even the training and the food.

You may know that Nate is the son of a magician, and he says, my timing definitely comes from my dad. He was working on magic all the time, even at home. He was doing it so subconsciously you’re taking it in like, well, if you want to be great at something, you have to do this all day long. When he first started playing Arena a few months ago, he was using a traditional setup, you know, where the stages at one end, but he has quickly changed it to an in the round configuration. Nate says, when you have the stage at one and the audience is so far away from you, it’s very easy for them to feel disconnected.

But the round really changed everything because I’ve cut the distance in half from the farthest person. He also increased these size of the screens and put TVs on stage, so even when his back is to people, they can see his face. He says, comedy can work in arenas. Weirdly, he can work even better at a two thousand seed theater. You can’t see my face that great, but in an arena, I played to the cameras.

He also adjusts his canence every night, saying, when you’re doing the arena, it’s like music. My timing is based off their laughter, and it changes according to where you’re at every night. It’s a little different to keep twenty thousand people’s attention. I love it. I love how hard it could be.

You’re on a kind of tightrope. You got to keep them intrigued the whole time. It’s amazing. He filmed his April thirteenth and fourteenth shows that will premiere as a special this fall who’ll also put out an album through Capital Comedy. Might he do some acting?

He said. I try to do auditions at the beginning, and it was hard. I can only really be me, and if you don’t want this, then it’s not going to completely work out. I see Adam Sandler and his production company Happy Madison. I love that where Adam Sandler goes and he’s him.

You know what you’re getting when you’re in his world. You sure do he need do on cut gems and he can do all that other stuff. And maybe there’ll be stuff like that down the line. But I got to get some stuff on board. The only thing I’ve really ad is SNL as a thing outside of stand up comedy.

So there’s a lot of things that I need to get on board and get moving forward. Taylor Tomlinson enjoyed Niagara Falls. I was up there recently. Taylor said, I went to Niagara Falls last time I performed in Buffalo, and oh my god, change my life. So much water and you can see it from so many different angles.

If you’re willing to spend a little extra money, which I was. I wonder what she means by that. I was just there. You can walk around. I guess she means the boat.

Yeah, of the boat, or maybe there’s behind the falls. We have an episode of Travel Is Back, a podcast that I sometimes host. I did the Niagara Falls episode that’ll be in the feeds sometime in August. So, yeah, you could take a boat where you could go behind the falls. I guess those would be different angles you could throw money at.

On her current tour, it’s a deep dive into a lot of very personal things. It’s a lot about growing up religious and exploring your sexuality and deciding whether or not you’re ready to have kids or if you want to at all. Aggo Nuotam, who happens to have a new podcasts coming out, told Andy Cohen that she’s friends with Jason Momoa Ego says he wants to set me out with someone, or rather, I’ve asked him to set me up with someone, and he’s like, but I don’t know any guys who are worthy. Well, here’s a showbiz publicity story if I’ve ever heard one. See, they have a text chain.

We have this thing that we do where I text him and I say who you wit? And he’s supposed to show me a picture of the man he’s with at the time, and he does as recently as a few weeks ago. I hit him with the who you wit? And he showed me a picture of a stranger in the airport. Rommi Yousef and his Cairo Cowboy production banner have signed a first Look TV deal with Netflix, according to a variety, Under the deal, they will develop and create new scripted projects for the streamer Netflix.

And I was curious, what does that mean for the television show Rommy. A quick Google shows me Rommy has not yet been renewed for season four. I wonder if that’s over. The Shepherd Express spoke to Steve Hofstetter, who said, whenever you’re doing stand up, you’re talking to more than the people in the room. You’re also talking to whoever they may quote you to.

That is a great line by Steve. Steve says, when I’m uncensored, I met my best, but I’m able to edit when I need to. I grew up with a sailor’s mouth in a house that didn’t allow cursing my friends. I was filthy, but my mom never knew. I didn’t curse in front of her until I graduated in high school.

All right, laugh Out Loveland continues today. If you played along at home yesterday, Dan Boobletz, junior friend of the show who’s been organizing this thing, he had events starting at one pm and going into the night, and they were all at places that would serve beverages. So you know, if I were there, I’d be pretty hungover today. I’m never drinking again. Let’s take a look at the schedule.

Today starts at one o’clock, which is good because knowing me and probably trying to catch a red eye home and then I lose the time zones and I’m just gonna want to get out of there. So one o’clock is a good choice for laugh Out Loveland presents hilarities and hatches comedy with an edge. The venue is called Axe to Grind. Now, Dan, is this gonna be one of those axe throwing places? I’ve clicked on it?

Yes, axe Throwing in Loveland at Colorado Experience, Northern Colorado’s top spot for axe throwing. We welcome first time axe throwers to get to know our awesome staff and learn from some of the best. No, Dan, let me just dand direct here. Dan, a couple things. One you might want to make sure the bouncers are really really good, just saying.

And two, you might want to make sure you have your very best material. You know, you don’t want somebody he at the ax throwing place to go you suck. You know. I don’t want to put any ideas in anyone’s head, but that would not be good. I’m looking here at the pictures.

I don’t know what you call ax throwing lanes alleys. If we’re bowling, i’d call them alleys, but they’re runways, alleys, fenced in areas where you’re throw your axes and that way. They’re fenced off so you don’t accidentally hit somebody with an ax. There’s even an axe store. They have a full lineup of competition axes to take your ax throwing skills to the next level.

Then at seven pm, Dan, I’m not gonna be able to make this one. I’m hitting the airport. I got to catch the red eye home. Tom Davis Saloon presents the Laugh Out Loveland Best of the Fest Showcase with Eland at Stribbling. Dan Bouletch Junior also scheduled to be on this show.

Plus or minus how the act show goes. You know what I’m saying, what did you mean by all that, John, I mean, like, say, dan at his first set, he’s so good that somebody from NBC goes, we’re firing Jimmy Fallon. We want you to take over the tonight show immediately, but you gotta get on the plane right now. You can’t do the seven o’clock show. That’s what I meant.

Dan Eland and looks like six other comedians unless it’s the Riddler who’s playing it is a green circle with a silhouette of someone with a question mark on their face. It could be the Riddler. And before you say that sounds absurd, does the Riddler not tell funny riddles? It would make sense. So stop by the Tom Davis Saloon at seven o’clock to see what’s going on there.

And you know that SNL in nineteen seventy five movie, It’s got a new title. It is now just called Saturday Night. I’m not sure the first title wasn’t better, but anyway, Saturday Night will be released into theaters on October eleventh. October eleventh happens to be the day that Saturday Night premiered back in nineteen seventy five. I believe the first episode for sure, and May the whole first season or half first season.

It wasn’t called Saturday Night Live. It was called Saturday Night. There was a different show that was called Saturday Night Live with Howard Cosell. I believe if I’m recalling this, I have Google. I could look this up.

But is that fun? No? Anyway. Saturday Night The Movie October eleventh, twenty twenty four. The movie recounts the night of SNL’s series premiere.

It’s told from the point of a ferocious troop of young comedians and writers that changed television forever. It depicts the chaos and magic of a revolution that almost wasn’t counting down the minutes in real time to the infamous words live from New York, It’s Saturday Night, and that is your comedy news for today, Dan, I have a good show. Make sure those bouncers are on point. See to Worrow