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Caloroga Shark Media. Hey there, I’m Johnny Mack with Today’s Daily Comedy News. On today’s show, Kat Williams calls Jamie Fox clone. Dave Chappelle’s gonna host SNL this weekend. Bill Engvall, are you unretired?
What’s going on there? Rob Schneider is man at the insurance companies in California? And yes, I have new opening theme music from the DC and band. Welcome guys.
All right, let’s dive in on the latest stop on his tour, Kat Williams made fu…
Kat said he cried like a baby five minutes into Jamie Special what had happened was, adding that he didn’t know what to think of it. Kat claims he was not invited to Jamie Fox’s special as they knew not to include him in the Shenanigans and that he wouldn’t quote participate. According to Sports Kadia and Cat alleged that Jamie hosted butt naked basketball parties, which is what made Cat realize he’s not the same type of person as Jamie Fox. According to this recap, despite being in the same profession and loving basketball, Jamie Fox never mentioned naked basketball parties to me, maybe I wasn’t invited to them. I don’t know, never heard even a whisper about such a thing.
I’d have to go back and look and see how long I worked with Fox in his camp. But if I had a guess right now, probably five years. I know I went to at least three Super Bowls with those folks. And I’ve been to Jamie Fox’s parties, and I don’t recall ever seeing anyone naked at a Jamie Fox party. I believe me as a married dude, were there naked people, I would remember apparently.
Kat also joked that Jamie’s wealth has secured him a spot in the Illuminati, and Cat joked that he wouldn’t mind getting himself in the Illuminati to get rid of a few secrets of his own. Dave Chappelle’s gonna host SNL on Saturday, interesting timing with an inauguration coming up on Monday. This will be Dave’s fourth time hosting the show. He hosted post election shows in twenty sixteen and twenty twenty hosted one other time in twenty twenty two. I’m sure that will garner a lot of attention.
The week after Timothy Schallomy will be the host and the musical act. Timothy Shallo may not a musician, but he isn’t that Bob Dylan biopic, So speculation here in the basement is he will perform as Bob Dylan. That could be fun.
Meanwhile, NBC is launching an immersive studio eight h inspired experience t…
The press release says, from the thrill of hearing your name announced as you burst through the stage doors to rolling a chair up to the weekend update desk, every attendee will experience both the on camera magic and off camera rush of SNL, with surprises and callbacks around every corner that celebrates fifty years of fame, sketches, and the signature spontaneous nature that’s defined the series since nineteen seventy five. This sounds like a good time. They share some FAQs. All right, when is this the answer? It’ll run from January thirtieth, a Thursday, through Sunday, February second, from one until nine.
That’s not very long. That’s three and two four days where the answer it will be held at Rockefeller Center with an exact address to be revealed at a later date. Reservations become available today, January fourteenth, at noon. Reservations are free and available to the public on a first come, a first surf basis. So get move in and I hope you downloaded the podcast at three oh five am Eastern when I publish it.
Here’s a mystery. I saw that the Pearl River Resort announced Bill Engvall is performing comedy February first at eight pm. The reason that’s interesting to me is that Bill retired from comedy at the end of twenty twenty three. I went over to Bill Engvall’s website and there are four dates on his website, so perhaps Bill is back.
Speaking of blue collar I’m scheduled to record with Larry the Cable Guy, a f…
I’m tight with the cable camp, so you know, unless there’s unforeseen circumstances, that’s pretty much a lock. I just jinxed it. Fox Nation. Jimmy Falla has a new special Night of Comedy, a ninety minute comedy special streaming exclusively on Fox Nation. As per the show’s description, the special has no no rules, no themes, and nothing is off limits.
Also appearing on the show, Anthony Ridia, Adam Carolla, and Jim Brewer, Fella says we had Fox put this night of comedy together because we want to be able to laugh about things going on in the country, and comedy is a way of bringing people together because we don’t agree on a lot. Got a pretty robust second half for you, but I’ll take you into the break with this one. Pat McAfee had Tony Hinchcliff on the alternative broadcast of the Ohio State Texas football game, and Pat asked Tony about the incidents. I haven’t talked to you since then. We had fun.
What was that the week or two before we were having a blast. I was on top of the world. I was a Mariah. Where are you now though, now you’re back on top? Oh?
Yeah, I assume some places do not feel that way. But hey, that’s comedy, baby, that is comedy. There’s only one little island I can’t go to. R Yeah. I think that’s probably for the rest of your life.
The beautiful place. Beautiful beautiful. Yeah, I’m sure you do. Hation there. I love the place.
I loved the people. I think you go ahead and take that off the list of facnationing points. Queen Yours in UK, viewers of the Mass Singer think they have figured out who Bear is after spotting three clues. Behar performed a musical number from Oliver on the first week, Then the next week did Will Smith’s Miami fans think Bear is comedian and rapper Ben Bailey Smith. One watcher took to Red and said Ben Bailey Smith is a rapper and comedian.
He wrote a children’s book called I Am Bear, and he supports Crystal Palace. However, some Messinger fans are convinced that Bear is actually East Enders actor Richard Blackwood, who’s also known for his rapping skills. Bill Moore put out a special on Max over the weekend. I even watched Max over the weekend and I don’t think they put it in front of me. If they did, I just didn’t stare at it.
Celon didn’t like it. Their headline the lazy comedy of Bill mooher. As anyone else seeing this, Coson complaints instead of jokes. The special is what giving up. But the concepts of a planned stage looks like wow.
Salon writes, Bill Moore has completed his metamorphosis into Abraham Simpson. That’s Grandpa. Salon writes, has this for breaking news. Mar Hatess cancel culture which doesn’t exist, and wokeism the exhausted right wing specter none can define. He announces his professor support of the trans community in the same way every other hack comic does, in that he says the obligatory words to make the audience comfortable with the uninspired observations that followed on me defends his lance by saying, I’m a noticer.
That’s what I do. That’s what I’m supposed to do, skipping ahead, and I think there’s a pretty good joke in here. Salon writes, it takes time and talent to blaze new approaches to headlines. We’ve forgotten about railing against trans fats. And here’s the joke.
I like, Which are fats that hate? Dave Chappelle doesn’t qualify as a new approach. I kind of like that joke, although, and I’m not a comedian, but I would have flipped the order there from my punchline and I would have gone with which are fats that Dave Chappelle hates? Anyway? This is a long negative review you’ll find on Salon.
Jay Leno was on Bill Maher’s podcast and revealed he only gets four hours of sleep a night. Mari asleto he only sleep four hours right, Jay said, I’ve been up since four. I went to bed last night at midnight. Leno says he usually goes to bed around two or three in the more, but decided to go to bed midnight the night prior. When he woke up, he said, he spent the early hours just dragging my butt around, reading and doing stuff.
Maris said, don’t you feel crappy? Leno said no. Maris said, don’t you drink coffee? Leno said nope, no hot liquids. Lenno apparently does not like hot liquids.
He said he also doesn’t like soup, adding that soup is just a way to screw you out of a meal. That’s my attitude. It’s just a way to screw you out of a meal. I could have something to eat, but you give me a dish that’s wet. Okay, thanks.
Pete. Lee was on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon and shared that his house had burned down. Lee told the audience, I don’t mean to be a bummer. This is a comedy show. I’m a comedian, but my house burned down yesterday.
This appearance was on January ninth. The audience then was audibly sad. Pete joke, that was the most studio audience response I’ve ever heard. That was like a game show where it went to zero to bankrupt. He shared what was like watching his house burn on TV.
Pete said, the anchor was in front of my house, and he’s like, some people are finding out right now that their home is burning by watching this broadcast. And I’m watching over a friend. I’m like, yeah, that’s me, that’s my house. My friend goes, which one is your house? And I know the orange one.
Lee said being on the tonight show was therapeutic for him. It gave him something to focus on. And you’re a great friend, Jimmy, You’re a great man. I love you. Pete is coping doing what comedians do, writing jokes, he told Fouln.
And there are gonna be people with already the jokes I’ve said making light of this that are going to be mad at me because they’re gonna go, hey, you’re making fun of a tragedy. Too soon my house burned down. I could tell jokes about this, so Mike coping. Yeah, yesterday I was crying, and then I just kept writing down jokes. I hope people won’t think this is tasteless, and he pulled out some notes to workshop his new wildfire theme set.
His jokes include when your house burns down, dry, January is over shrinking like prohibition was going to start tomorrow. Pete then returned to the stage after the break and did a stand up set and got a standing ovation from the audience. Dean Cole shared about being hospitalized and then being forced to evacuate his home due to the wildfires.
Also on January ninth, his fifty third birthday, he went on Insta and posted …
I sure could use them. Then the next night, he shared that he had to evacuate his house because of the wildfires, writing in another post they had collected a few important items from his house, including flowers given to him by his mom before she passed away. In twenty twenty one, he captured the video This day is devastating. Left the hospital earlier as sick as f went home, then had to pack what I could to evacuate. As I drove away, I saw the fire rising from behind my house.
It’s a nightmare. I got the flowers my mom gave me before she passed, though Dion Charity canceled his birthday party. Doesn’t feel right to do my birthday party while people are losing everything they own and myself being under a high alert from my own home. Pre for the families. Rob Schneider is not happy with the insurance companies.
He posted on Twitter, if you State Farm, screw you and all your phony commercials. You are a pile of crap for canceling insurance policies of Californians. I will never use State Farm insurance ever again. See Ann reported between twenty twenty and twenty twenty two insurers canceled two point eight million home coverage policies in California, including more than five hundred and thirty thousand in La County. Barons reported State Farm, who Rob Schneider’s man at, canceled seventy two thousand policies in California, nearly half of which were for home insurance.
There’s some discussion about whether or not awards season should happen or not. The Grammys announced that they will have the Grammys on February second. I was curious, is Trevor Noah back? And they haven’t announced a host yet. Today’s January fourteenth and February second is what lazy math?
Two and a half weeks away? You know what? Why don’t you call Joe Coy and they’d be mad at him when he’s not awesome at it when you all give him two weeks to prep. Nikki Glaser is in hosting forum. I’d love to see Nikki host the Grammys.
Plus Taylor Swift will be there. Oh wait, if Taylor Swift’s gonna be there? No, no, no, no, please please please call Joe Coy. Please, you gotta see me in the basement here. I’m like John Oliver at his most giddy right now.
Yes, please please call Joe Coy. That would be amazing. And that is your comedy news for today. If you enjoy the program, tell a friend about it. Day might like it too.
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