Featured: Shane Gillis, Mark Norman, Or Shafir, Joe Rogan, Stavros Halkias, Jonathan Kite, Mike Birbiglia, John Mulaney, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Ralphie May
What’s in This Episode
Shane Gillis on Joe Rogan Experience discussing White House UFC event
Stavros Halkias appearance on Popcast
Daily Beast criticism of Shane Gillis over Trump UFC birthday event
Jonathan Kite’s Anthony Bourdain impressions on Instagram
Mike Birbiglia canceling John Mulaney tour dates for secret September project
Netflix adding SCTV to streaming library
Jimmy Fallon wins Late Night Awards
Upcoming deep dive on late comedian Ralphie May
Questions Answered in This Episode
Did Shane Gillis refuse to attend Trump’s White House UFC event?
Shane Gillis told Joe Rogan he declined to be photographed inside the VIP room at the Trump UFC birthday cage fight at the White House, though he discussed his decision on the podcast.
What did Stavros Halkias say about other comedians on the Popcast?
Stavros criticized other comedians for having dumb political opinions and discussed how A-list comics prioritize wealth and playing arenas over maintaining authenticity and the adversity that makes them funnier.
Why is Mike Birbiglia canceling John Mulaney tour dates?
Mike Birbiglia is canceling some September dates on the John Mulaney tour because a dream project of his came together that month, though he hasn’t revealed details yet.
Did Jimmy Fallon win the Late Night Awards?
Yes, Jimmy Fallon won the Late Night Awards during a week when his show was new while Jimmy Kimmel’s show was in reruns, making it not a true comparison according to Johnny Mac.
Is SCTV coming to Netflix?
Yes, Netflix is adding SCTV (Second City Television) to its platform, and Johnny Mac predicts this will spark a resurgence of interest in the classic sketch comedy show.
Who is Jonathan Kite and what is he doing on Instagram?
Jonathan Kite is doing impressive impressions of Anthony Bourdain on Instagram, including a recent video of Bourdain going to Pizza Hut.
Full Transcript
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Here’s an update on the vandalized pool. As you can say, there’s still some green in there, but we’re getting better and now vandals have added leaves, so I don’t know what is going on that. Johnny macau is that the same shirt is yesterday’s video. It is my friend, because I’m doing pool work and got up in the morning and just started to clean the pool, and I don’t want to wreck another shirt. You make one Chlorian mistake.
Forget it all right, let’s chick in for poolside. What’s happening on Friday? A couple good listens check out for sure. Joe Riven had on Mark Norman, Shan Gillis and Or Shafir. That is a good listen.
We’ll talk about that in a second. And Stavros Halkias is on the Popcast and that is really good. The Daily Beast does not like Nypergatzy. They’re giving him a hard time. If you’re not hip to the joke.
They keep referring to him as Maga comedian Napergazzy because he would do UFC fight on the White House lawn. I mean, guys, stop giving him trouble. The Daily Beasts headline today Mega Friendly comedian Shane Gillis may have been willing to attend Trump’s UFC birthday cage fight at the White House, but he drew the line being photographed inside his VIP room unlike he forgets. Gilius told Rogan, let’s start bringing that up. They asked me to go in the VIP room and I said, no way.
I’ll play clips of that on my audio podcast on Tuesday, as I’ve recorded a little bit ahead summer weekend guys, but Robin’s definitely worth a listen. Uh Starvros on the podcast, and they’re doing a great job getting the clips out there and they are stirring it up. One of the clips is about other podcasters getting political. Stavros said, some of the other comedians have the dumbest opinions on earths. I’ll play that on Tuesday as well.
And he also has tooked about how a list comics just want to be seen as successful as possible. They want to play in arena for a rena sink. They want to be the kind of guy like they want to be on a private jet. That sucks. I want adversity because nobody gets funnier on a private jet.
The real danger for comedians isn’t getting older, it’s getting rich and losing touch. One more thing this is worth your listen. Seek out on Instagram Jonathan Kite. He does these impressions of Anthony Bourdain that are wild and Kite as Boordain just went to Pizza Hut, which is a lot of fun. Mike Burbigley has canceled a bunch of shows he’s been touring with John Mulaney.
Burbiggs went on social media and said, I wanted to let you know the dream project of mine came together this September, which is great, like really really great. I can’t wait to tell you more. I think you love it, but I can’t tell you yet. That said, I’m no longer to be able to perform some dates on the John Mullini Mister Whatever tour coming up in September. Netflix is adding SCTV Second City Television.
I think that’d be good. I haven’t seen that show in years and Netflix putting it under everyone’s nose. I think we’ll see an SETV resurgence. Good call there. Late Nighter revealed that Jimmy Fallon won the Late Night A Wards again.
This was a week when Fallon was new and Jimmy Kimmel’s show was showing repeats of Jimmy Kimmel Live hosted by guest hosts, so it’s not really a true comparison, but I continue with my opinion that Kimmel should have worked the summer and not taken the summer off, and he’s opening the door for fan to challenge him as the new king of Late Night. And on tomorrow’s audio podcast, a deep dive about Ralphie May, who was a friend of mine and a really great dude. Got to spend some time with Ralphie. He did me some favors when I was no lover at Sirius and didn’t forget his friends. And he was a friend and I miss him and I think of him a lot.
So tomorrow on Daily Comedy News audio podcast, a deep dive on Ralphie May. I’m going to go fall asleep in the sun. See if
Featured: Nikki Glaser, Shane Gillis, Peyton Manning, Theo Von, Adam Sandler, Ryan Reynolds, Taylor Swift
What’s in This Episode
Nikki Glaser leaves UTA for WME talent agency
Shane Gillis and Peyton Manning star in Bud Light commercials
Theo Von gives motivational speech at Vanderbilt football camp
Adam Sandler and Ryan Reynolds Hollywood rivalry over Taylor Swift connection
Sonny Sandler appears on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon
Questions Answered in This Episode
Why did Nikki Glaser leave UTA?
According to Page Six sources, Nikki Glaser fired her UTA agents without warning and switched to WME. Sources were unclear on the exact reason, with one noting that UTA had turned her from a respected comedian into a mainstream cultural force over her tenure since 2018.
What are Shane Gillis and Peyton Manning doing together?
Shane Gillis and Peyton Manning are starring in new Bud Light commercials together during the NFL season, featuring humorous scenarios about protecting your seat during game day.
Why is Theo Von at Vanderbilt?
Theo Von gave a motivational speech to the Vanderbilt football team during their fall camp practices. The tight ends coach said this year’s speech was more substantive and message-focused compared to his previous comedic visit in 2025.
Are Adam Sandler and Ryan Reynolds feuding?
According to Radar Online sources, Sandler and Reynolds are rivals based on their different paths to success—Sandler ground it out in stand-up and SNL while Reynolds started as a child actor—and their competitive approaches to business and relationships.
Did Sonny Sandler appear on The Tonight Show?
Yes, Sonny Sandler, Adam Sandler’s 17-year-old son, appeared on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon to discuss impersonating his father and confirmed that Adam Sandler wears socks in the pool.
Full Transcript
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Caloroga Shark Media. I kind of showed today we’ve got STRIFEI I’m Johnny Mac with your Daily Comedy News. Golden Globes host Nikki Glaser fires agent Uta quote without warning, jumps to rival w me that from page six, Yeah, apparently Nicky fired her agents without warning and that members of her team didn’t know this was happening. Nikki Glaser had been with UTA since twenty eighteen. A source told page six crazy considering what Uta built for her the last five years.
You may recall Nicky was, you know, just another comic with a relatively successful podcast. Then she went on the roast of Tom Brady, got the Golden Globes gig, and now is establishment Nikki Glaser. While at Uta, Nikki Glaser became the first woman to ever host the Golden Globes solo. She will return to host the show in twenty twenty seven. A second insider noted, no nobody can figure it out.
A third source pointed out Uta turned her from a respected comedian into a mainstream cultural force. Tap the brakes on mainstream cultural force. She is a good comedian all, but mainstream cultural force. Relaxed with that, Nikki Glaser assigned with WMM in all areas including comedy, motion pictures, television, books, literary media, brand partnerships, podcasting, music and more interesting about the music there. Shane Gillis has teamed up with bud Light and Peyton Manning and there are new commercials.
I went to pull the audio, but they’re kind of visual jokes. Peyton Manning. The stars in arm Chair a predicament every NFL fan has found themselves in at least once you know the drill. You’re comfortable in your favorite reclining chair, but you need to get up to grab a beer. Problem is you don’t want to lose your seat.
When I used to hang out with the fellas and we would watch football for fourteen hours. We were younger. Then we had a rule. If you said you were coming back, you got to keep your seat. But if you’ve got to say the phrase I’m coming back, your friends could be like, oh, I thought you left for the day and steal your chair.
It was a lot of fun because people would forget you would lose your spot and yeah, you forgot to say you were coming back. Anyway, in this ad, Peyton Manning won’t give up his chair. He flexes his muscles and carries the reclining chair with him to get his beer. There’s another ad I saw where Shane kind of cuts Bayton off at the bar. Peyton is waiting for the bartender’s attention and Shane walks in front of him and asks for a bud Light.
Todd Allen is the senior vice president of Marketing for bud Light and said, with two hilarious new commercials featuring shaneon Peyton and are iconic team cans, giving fans a chance to upgrade their experience all season. We’re making good fun to fan out and celebrating the great lengths fans go to as they do anything for their team, and a bud Light on a game day. Peyton Manning said, and I’m setting this up because you’re gonna hear what Shane said. Bayton Manning said, this bud Light campaign truly cashures what it means to go great lengths for your team and showcases how fun it is to fan out during the NFL season. He got the statement there, I had similar language.
Partnering with bud Light is my favorite NFL kickoff tradition? Is it really you want Super Bowls? Dude? And bringing Shane into the action this year made this one even funnier. I can’t wait for kickoff.
Shane gillis is quote, I enjoyed shooting the s Budlight commercial with Peyton, and that’s why we love Shane Gillis. THEO. Vaughn went back to Vanderbilt to give a speech. He did the same thing during the twenty twenty five season. Vanderbilt tight ends coach Brandon Flaherty said when he spoke last year, it was a little bit more of him being a comedian.
This was a little bit more like a legitimate message to Vanderbilt football, and it wasn’t getting last and stuff. It was more like, I really appreciate everything he said. No players or staff have revealed exactly what theovon said, but the coach said he crushed the speech and that theovon understands what the program is about. THEO was at two of Vanderbilt’s fall camp practices through the first five days of camp, and it was a fixture around the scene in the twenty twenty five season. Last year, Vaughn said, I feel like I just showed up when they were winning.
Oh, it’s pretty fascinating me. I’m an underdog man. I’ve been an underdog my whole life. That’s the only thing I love from Radar Online, which tends to be gossipy. And I know that because I write the Palace Intrigue podcast about the royal family every day and Radar Online tends to have a lot of gossip and a lot of unnamed sources.
But this one made me chuckle. Apparently Adam Sandler and Ryan Reynolds are locked in Hollywood’s hottest rivalry, and Taylor Swift plays a major role. There’s some clickbait for you, Radar says. A source close to Sandler called rumors of a feud a lie and deny it that the two Hollywood stars even know each other. However, an insider said, Adam and Ryan aren friends.
They’re competitors and that’s not going to change anytime soon. It really comes down to their origins show business. Adam was not an overnight success. He grinded it out in obscurity as a young man first and stand Up then in the early nineties on Saturday Night Live. He’s always written his own material, and now he draws on the friends he made on his way up.
Like Jennifer Aniston and Chris Rock It’s the populatest films for Netflix and the Big Screen tells us. On the other hand, Reynolds got his start as a child actor in a Canadian TV series that aired in the US on Nickelodeon. Sor says, Ryan really never had to cut his teeth the way Adam did to get on American TV, and when it comes to US films, Ryan takes a more mercenary approach. He turned Deadpool movies into global hits precisely because he doesn’t rely on people that he’s known since he was in his twenties. If Ryan sees dollar signs, he’ll put someone in his movie, Raider tells us, amping up the rivalry even more.
Sandler has emerged as a major player in Taylor Swift’s social circle. A Sor says, Adam is all about loyalty and long term connections, and he’s well on his way to fortune. That kind of relationship with Travis and Taylor that has to drive Ryan Reynolds absolutely nuts. The Sandler family was at the red carpet premiere of Netflix’s Don’t Say Good Luck, which happens to star Sonny Sandler and happens to be produced by Adam Sandler and wife Jackie Sandler. What a weird coincidence, and this movie’s airing on Netflix.
Imagine that weird. Told the Sandler is all dressed the way he would on a red carpet. Adam wore a bright blue polo shirt covered in flamingos, electric blue track pants and sneakers. Sonny Sandler, who’s seventeen, got booked on The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon. Now, Jimmy Fallon might know Adam Sandler from Saturday Night Live, that’s possible, but what a great guest for Jimmy Fallon to get Sonny Sandler.
On the Tonight Show, Sonny shared details about impersonating her dad alongside older sister Sadie, who’s also an actress in some movies. Sonny Sandler said, when me and my sister were younger, we dressed up in his clothes before that was popular and cool, the big shirts, the shorts, We held die cokes and yelled about the air conditioning being off, and then we jumped in the pool with our socks on because Adam wears his socks in the pool because he can’t bend to take them off on land Fallon was asked for confirmation that Adam Sandler wears socks in the pools and if Adam takes them off once in the water. Sonny confirmed that Adam Sandler does take his socks off once in the pool and says yes, and then he’ll drain them and you play catch with them. Now, at the time this recording, my pool is still somewhat great. We have not yet found the vandals who made the pool turn green, as pools sometimes do due to vandals.
It has nothing to do with how much chlorine I put in it last week during the rain vandalism. I’m telling you we’re going to cash these people. I digress. Remember Chelsea Handler commented about Joe Rogan making eighty two million dollars for the Joe Rogan Experience Joe Rogan on the August fifth episode of The Joe Rogan Experience. John, why do you keep saying Joe Rogan Experience.
Here’s why AIS read the transcripts for these things now. And I don’t know if you’ve tried to look anything up on Google. Everything goes to AI first, So I’m trying to rank anyway. Joe Rogan, host of The Joe Rogan Experience said on The Joe Rogan Experience about Chelsea Handler, that’s funny, she’s rich. That’s crazy, that’s what she said.
I make too much? Is there a certain number I should make? Late Night Er tells us Conan O’Brien has a new band. No, not like a new band on a TV show. Conan host Conan O’Brien is in a band.
The band is called the vagodas Conan O’Brien on vocals and guitar. It’s a five piece and apparently they did a set Monday night and played a mix of rock and rockabilly songs, including Elvis Costello’s Radio Radio. The Vagoda’s name is a tribute to Abe Vagoda, who if you’re old, you know who that is. If you’re young, I don’t know. I don’t know how you would know him.
You’ve probably never seen Barney Miller, and you probably haven’t even seen Godfather movies. Maybe you know Abe Vagoda from appearing on the Conan O’Brien television shows. One bit was a vagodal eclipse with a vagoda passing in front of the camera, like, you know, like an eclipse. You know how an eclipse works. Conan recalled that the show could come up with something ridiculous hours before taping, call a vagoda, and he would happily come over and do it.
Michelle wolf is inviting audiences into the creative process with Page two Stage three, that showed up on Punch Up Live earlier in the week, alongside her new eighteen minute special Irish Courage. The behind the scenes Docky series examines the comedian’s trial and error process of building, testing and refining new material. Page to Stage’s third installment follows Michelle wolf She spends two weeks traveling through the Irish countryside, writing with a trustee Purple Pin. Wolfe says, my favorite part of stand up is new jokes. Every joke is a little problem that needs solved.
Some of this happens on stage, and a lot happens off stage. That’s the part audiences almost never get to see. Page to Stage lets people in on the feil jokes, the rewrites, the random moments that somehow become bits. I wanted to challenge myself by seeing how many minutes I could write and turn it into actual bits in fourteen days. I loved making this.
I’m excited people can experience both the journey and where it ended up with Irish Courage. Fans can purchase page to Stage three on Punch Up Live for five bucks. An edited, censored version of Irish Courage will be released on YouTube. The uncensored version will remain available on Punch Up Live exclusively tomorrow on this program. This Saturday, Deep Dive will be about my friend Ralphie May, an actual friend of mine.
I’m not like we weren’t like best friends, but like hung out with the guy. Rarely heard from the guy. Guy, did me favors good, solid guy Ralphie May. Deep Dive and on Sunday a normal episode. I could assure you it as a normal episode because I just bounced a bunch of stories from the first half here, because we’re getting a little long, but it is Friday and it is time for the Comedy stock Market.
Comedy stock Market, Thank you, Bert Reynolds, Voice of the Comedy stock Markets. Every week we look at comedians as if they were stocks, and we try and sell high and buy low, maybe not always by low. And the third example here, all right, who are buying this week? Johnny Mac, Let’s buy some Starvos Ouvius. You know he’s getting commercials with the NFL.
He’s in the boord Ain movie. I know you guys know who he is. But I feel like the general populace is going to start to turn into this guy, and he’s got a special coming out. So we’ll buy some starvars Halkias. Let’s buy some Rory Scobell.
Why John Well, Had I not bumped all the Rory Skobel stories from the first half of this podcast today, I would have told you how awesome Rory Scovell is. But now you’re gonna have to tune in Sunday here all that stuff, and we’re gonna buy some Shane Gillis, which is kind of like buying Applestock. But I could tell you there was a time when I was at Sirius and Applestock was forty eight dollars and that’s like a million splits ago, and I was like, forty eight, it’s not gonna go up from there. I remember when it was twenty three A true story. When I first started working at Serious, I had gotten an iPod because I knew I was gonna be commuting to the city and I wanted to have a cool device.
Like that, and I thought it was amazing, and I wanted to buy Apple stock, but you can only buy one hundred shares, and I had been out of work for six months. I didn’t have twenty three hundred dollars to mess around with applestock, so I didn’t buy it, but I always kept an eye on that.
And then I remember when the video pods came out.
It was at forty eight, and it was like forty eight, it used to be twenty three. It’ll never go up, but it keeps going up and up and up, much like Shane Gillis. So we’re gonna buy Stavros Halkias, buy Rory Scovell. I’ll tell you why. On Sunday, We’re gonna buy Shane Gillis, even though he’s already high.
But the man is crushing it. No sells this week, Johnny Mac, you’re in a good mood. Yes. Congratulations to Bill Bellamy. He’ll be presented with the Icon Award at the twenty twenty six What’s Funny Comedy Festival.
I like Bellamy a lot. I saw him live million years ago in Aspin, I think, and he just was great. I’ve always enjoyed him the What’s Funny Comedy Festivals co founded by Knowledge Beckham and Lil Rel Howiy with the mission of spotlight black and brown comedians and make Chicago the next great home of comedy discovery? Was Chicago not guys? Guys, guys, I get what you’re trying to do here, but let’s not act like, oh, Chicago has a comedy scene.
Why didn’t anyone mention this? Basically, everyone who’s huge right now, Mulaney Nate came out of Chicago. What are you talking about again? Good job, but let’s not act like Chicago was some sort of comedy secret. You know.
I hear Austin has a comedy scene too, Yeah, in Los Angeles and New York and London. The festival’s third edition will be held September nineteenth through the twenty sixth venues throughout Chicago. More than fifty comedians from twenty cities will perform in showcases. Now all on If they’re from twenty cities, how does that make Chicago the home of comedy discovery? It means like I have to go to Chicago to be discovered.
Is that what you’re saying here? I’m so confused, but I’m happy for Bill Bellamy, who will receive the Icon Award during the inaugural What’s Funny Today Show Chicago Comedy Legend ceremonies, say that twice I got it on the first try. I kind of stumbled, but I didn’t do a retake there. That’s on September twenty first. Bellamy will be honored alongside fifteen Chicago comedians whose careers helped shape the cities comedy legacy.
I’ll have to find a list of these people. On Deadline. Matt Ruby had some comedy wisdom. It includes and I like these the wisest paths who stand up success. Now start a beef with someone in the rogan sphere and hope one of those YouTube gossip mongers clips it up.
That’s not bad advice. More, we underestimate how much they killed Tony phenomenon. It’s just about geography. People in Baton, Rouge, El Paso and Tulsa want exposure too, and they certainly ain’t getting in from any local platforms. Slash NYC, slash LA, slash industry sue.
Yeah, he’s right. Matt Ruby writs. One thing stand up comedy teaches you is how terrible drunk people are at whispering and say farewell to the notion of big closers. Online, twice as many people will see your first joke as opposed to your last joke. We’re now in the age of big openers followed by diminishing returns.
Maybe that’s why comedy specials I get bored after fifteen minutes most time. You know, you probably nailed that there, Matt Ruby. And it’s very hot in the basement today, so that’s going to be a wrap. You got a full show. I mean, check your watch.
It’s not like I had it in a seven minute episode. This was pretty robust. Tomorrow a deep dive on Ralphie May Sunday, normal episode with a bunch of stuff I bumped it from today. Catch you then,
Featured: Nikki Glaser, Kim Kardashian, Jimmy Kimmel, David Letterman, Matt Damon, Julia Roberts, Alex Honold, John Lovitz, Adam Sandler, Jay Leno
What’s in This Episode
Nikki Glaser signs with WME talent agency after working with Kim Kardashian on Netflix film ‘The Fifth Wheel’
David Letterman’s ‘My Next Guest Needs No Introduction’ Season 7 guest lineup announced
Adam Sandler discusses why he frequently casts John Lovitz as a pervert character
Jay Leno’s Law 2.0 bill extends smog exemptions for classic cars manufactured 1976-1986
Jay Leno discusses avoiding politics in stand-up comedy
Apple TV’s content strategy compared to other streaming services
Questions Answered in This Episode
Why did Nikki Glaser switch to WME?
Nikki Glaser was impressed by Kim Kardashian while working together on the Netflix film ‘The Fifth Wheel’ and cited Kardashian’s life advice as influential in her decision to change representation to WME.
Who are the guests on Letterman’s My Next Guest Season 7?
The Season 7 guests include Matt Damon, Julia Roberts, Jimmy Kimmel, and rock climber Alex Honold.
What is Jay Leno’s Law 2.0?
Senate Bill 1392 would extend smog exemptions to classic cars manufactured between 1976 and 1986 that are insured as collector vehicles and driven under 5,000 miles per year.
Why does Adam Sandler cast John Lovitz as a pervert?
Sandler said he does it because he finds it funny, and praised Lovitz as a great dramatic and comedic actor.
Why does Jay Leno avoid politics in comedy?
Leno explained that politics requires exaggeration to work, and it’s harder to make fun of politicians when you don’t like them personally, making the material less effective.
What makes Apple TV different from other streaming services?
Apple TV invests in quality content with competent directors and vetted screenplays, and renews shows even with low viewership to allow showrunners to complete their full stories.
Full Transcript
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You know, it’s funny and doing the show sometimes there’s like nothing and that I do one more Google, I find three more things. So I got to the end of the prep today and I typed in Nikki Glaser, Jay Leno and Rogan and I went like three for three. But let’s start with Nikki Glaser. We are at the lake this afternoon. We are not poolside.
Page six dove in on Nikki Glaser firing Uta and going with WME. Apparently you know who’s behind this, The Kardashians. That’s right. Nikki appears with Kim Kardashian in the upcoming Netflix film The Fifth Wheel, so you know it’s going to be good. In The Fifth Wheel, produced by Kim Kardashian, we follow a group of high school besties who attempt to reconnect during a weekend haunt to Las Vegas.
Page six reports Kardashian is ripped by WMA and Niki was enamored with Kim. Nikki has previously said of Kim Kardashian and Nikki is a star hugger. Let’s just be honest about it. She’s a star hugger. Nicki said she was always someone I was like, I think I’d like to get to know her.
She just gives great advice. She gave me some like insane life advice that literally changed my life. It was just a really hard decision I was making, and she just had a respect upon it that no one else could have offered me besides her. It helped me have the strength to do something I was scared to do. She’s a really good friend.
You know. You wrap these movies and you kind of go in separate directions, But me and the cast, we’re all still chatting all the time and keeping up with each other anyway. Now, Nicki glazers with w ME. David Letterman coming back for another season of My Next Guest Needs No Introduction Season seven. The guests Matt Damon, Julia Roberts, Jimmy Kimmel, and alex Honold.
I had to look up the last guy. Alexander j Honold is an American rock climber best known for his free solo A Sense of Big Wall Climbing. Roots. Can’t say that that guest list excites me. But I haven’t been into this incarnation of Letterman at all, I guess for purposes of this program.
The Jimmy Kimmel episode will be quite notable, so we’ll afford to that. John Lovetz was on with felon the topic Adam Sandler and I’m in Sandler mode today. If I got my Champion T shirt and my Matt’s hat, we could be friends. Adam Lovettz asked Adam Sandler why Sandler always cast John Lovevitz as a pervert. Apparently Sandler’s answer is, I think it’s funny.
Love It’s said of Sandler, he’s the best. You’re nice to him once, and he’s just nice to you for the rest of your life. Maybe I should be nice to the guy. The guy’s a great, great dramatic actor. J Kelly’s awesome on cut Gems is awesome, Space Movie’s awesome.
The comedies that so good. So Jay Leno I googled him and I was like, oh, look, they’re working on Leno’s Law two point zero. Senate Bill thirteen ninety two would extend smog exemptions to cars manufactured between nineteen seventy six and nineteen eighty six. Leno said, for most people, this is a second, third, or even fourth par that was their grandfathers or their dads, and they’re trying to keep it exactly as it was. They’re not making the car more dangerous.
Under current laws, cars over thirty five years old may also be exempt from specific portions of the SMAG test as long as they’re legally classified and insured as collector motor vehicles. Leto’s Law two point zero would changed the law. You’d have to fulfill one of three categories. One a car at least thirty five years old, insured as a collector motorco vehicle and driven less than one one thousand miles a year. Two a historic vehicle, or three a specific interest vehicle.
Leno was also on the Awards Chatter podcast talking about not doing politics in his act. He said, the trouble is the fun thing about politics is he exaggerated, that’s the make laugh with Trump? All right, you sleeping on the strip or Stormy Daniels. Where do I go with that? I mean, where do you take it?
That’s the reality of it. Jay Leno added, when you don’t like someone, it’s harder to make fun of them. Send your letters to Jay Leno. I saw this on Threads. I like this a lot.
You know how, like everything on Netflix gets like one season that’s okay, and then if it comes back at all. The second season sucks and things get canceled. Guy named at Luke of Miami on threads posted Apple TV has maybe figured out the secret that no other streaming services figured out. The one factor it sets them apart from the rest really good content and not treating customers like garbage. Yeah, they pretty much threw a bunch of money, really competent directors and insanely thorough vetted screenplay, and so they am mastered a frankly and same list of banger programming.
And then they get Maggie It. Even if basically nobody watched the show, they would renew it and give the show runner a chance to tell her full story. This is genius on several levels. One, the audience gets to see the full story play out. Two, the directors and screenwriters working with Apple TV.
No, they have much greater support to tell their stories. And three actors are signed with Apple TV. No, they won’t be something dropped on a dime tank. Of all the non flip shows that you started that just like either don’t come back or come back like so long hey in the future, that you’re like, I don’t care anymore. And that happens a lot so a good note there from Luke Miami and that’s it from the Lake back in the morning with a normal audio episode see then
Shane Gillis on The Tonight Show, mother’s vacation to Croatia
Stavros Halkias joins ESPN’s Football’s On campaign
Ricky Gervais on UK’s This Morning discussing staying grounded
Sebastian Maniscalco’s golf concerns in Las Vegas heat, mullet history
Amy Schumer announces children’s book ‘A Joke of Her Own’ releasing March 9
Hannibal Buress discusses 24-tour independent comedy career and ticket sales
Leslie Jones weighs in on Jalen Brunson as greatest Knicks player
Kathy Griffin claims Dave Grohl ignored her at JFK Airport
Questions Answered in This Episode
When is Amy Schumer’s children’s book coming out?
Amy Schumer’s first children’s book ‘A Joke of Her Own’ will be available on shelves March 9, 2027, and is currently available for pre-order.
What is Amy Schumer’s children’s book about?
The book is about a little girl who wants to write her own book and take ownership of when people laugh at her, inspired by Amy’s childhood and a lesson she teaches her son about the positive nature of making people laugh.
Did Ricky Gervais say why he stayed grounded despite success?
Ricky Gervais attributed it to making it when he was 40 rather than 18, saying he already had the same friends and family before fame, so success didn’t fundamentally change him.
How many tours has Hannibal Buress done independently?
Hannibal Buress has completed 24 independent comedy tours, played over 400 cities with a 91% sell-out rate in arenas, and released 14 comedy specials without relying on traditional promotional machines.
What did Leslie Jones say about Jalen Brunson being the greatest Knick?
Leslie Jones disagreed with the notion, acknowledging Brunson is one of the best Knicks and brought them a championship, but said he is not the greatest Knick of all time.
What happened between Kathy Griffin and Dave Grohl at JFK Airport?
Kathy Griffin spotted Dave Grohl at a newsstand but chose not to approach him, believing he deliberately avoided acknowledging her following the 2017 backlash over her controversial photo shoot.
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Caloroga Shark Media, Trumpulzaide. I’m Jenny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Shane Gillis was on The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon. We learned that Shane’s mother did not go to the big show at the Football Stadium, and Shane told Jimmy, oh my mom didn’t go to the show. She was on vacation.
She texted me to be like, my heart’s with you. Good luck. I love you. I was like, you’re in Croatia, You’re having fun. ESPN has hired Stavros Howgis to be the star of a new Football’s On campaign.
Standing in front of a huge screen with multiple mini video boxes of ESPN programming, Stavros says, this, there is so much NFL on ESPN right now, it’s disgusting. I love it. Monday night Football’s on, the pregame and postgame are on, and then like four more shows about those shows every week. I don’t speak Roman, but I’m pretty sure Super Bowl sixty one is on NFL network is now on the app. If they had any more football, might doctor have some words?
Now? We’re good sick. Football is on. This is your life now Ricky Gervais was on This Morning in the UK last week. Co host Josie Gibson asked Ricky Gervas how he stays grounded despite his success in being absolutely loaded.
He said, am I grunted? I don’t know. I think it’s because I made it when I was forty. If you make it when you’re eighteen, it changes you. I was already fat and I hated the world, and you got the same friends as his family as well.
I don’t think I could be anything other than this. Sebastian Manaskago admitted that scheduling a round of golf in August in Las Vegas might have been a mistake. Basian said, everybody’s been telling me it’s hotter than the sun over there. I don’t know if I should maybe cancel the golf because doing eighteen through one hundred and twenty five degrees, I might not make the show. The topic of Sebastian’s hair came up again.
We learned he used to have a mullet. He said, I played soccer, and back in the eighties, if you’re playing soccer, for some reason, he had long hair. He even attempted to have his mullet permed, but his hair was thin to hold anything beyond a wave. Amy Schumer has her first kid’s book out. Isn’t This exciting?
The author and comedian tells people, I love doing things that scare me. If it scares me, I’m doing it. And this scared me. If something makes me nervous, it’s like an opportunity. Let’s try and get better at it.
This is my first attempt at a children’s book, and I hope to get better. It is called a Joke of her Own. It’s all about a little girl who wants to write her very own book and take ownership over when people laugh at her. And that’s inspired by Amy Schumer’s own childhood, as well as a message she tries to impart to her son, Jean, who’s now seven. Amy Schumer said, when my son was younger, we would be laughing because he did something so cute and he’d feel laughed at.
I remember I did my first play when I was five, and whenever I’d come on stage, the audience would just start laughing. And it’s because I was like this little girl with her pigtails. They would laugh and I would get really down after performances. Finally, the director said to me, what’s going on. I just said, hurts my feelings when they laugh at me, and she said, no, it’s a good thing.
When you make people laugh. It means he made them happy and they love you. So I try to teach you my son the same lesson The message in the children’s book A joke of her own is about the importance of hard work when you want to get better at something, and the value of comedy, especially for kids. Oh there’s more. Amy kept talking.
She said, I think kids also get frustrated a lot when they aren’t grated something right away, and you just have to teach them over and over again that it’s about practicing and really working hard. It’s really a love letter to my son, of course, and to all the little class clowns out there, you know, because I remember getting in trouble a lot for making people laugh, and I helped to encourage more teachers, more parents to laughter be part of raising their children and looked at as a positive thing when a kid shows an affinity for comedy. My favorite part of the days, right before he goes to sleep and we read books. We’ve done it since he was born. Just this nightly really cozy thing, and I keep worrying it’s going to go away, but he loves it and depends on it just as much as I do.
And she keeps going and going, and I can’t even a joke of her own. Will be on shelves March ninth. It’s available now for pre order. Count Williams caught up with Afrotech. He said, my journey’s been independent from the beginning.
There wasn’t a blueprint for a comedian paying for his own special, licensing itself, and then repeating the process over and over again without relying on endorsement, sponsors or traditional system. And I built it ourselves together. Honestly. I made a decision a long time ago that I would keep touring for as long as people kept showing up. Twenty four tours later, we’ve played more than four undred cities, well the ninety one percent sell out rate, performing exclusively in arenas.
What’s even more remarkable is that we do it without the traditional promotional machine. You don’t see me constantly posting asking people to buy tickets or doing radio interviews in every city to fill seats. The audience comes because we’ve built a relationship over decades, over the course of those twenty four tours, we’ve sold between two and four million tickets each time. That kind of loyalty is something I don’t take for granted. It comes with an obligation.
My promise has always been that if people keep coming, I’ll keep giving them a brand new wire of comedy every time they see me. Fourteen comedy specials later, that’s still the commitment. My job is to continue the conversation we started back in nineteen ninety five. As long as people want to be part of the conversation, I’ll keep showing up. Leslie Jones weighed in on the New York Nicks.
She was asked about this notion that Jalen Brunson is the greatest Knicks player of all time. Leslie Jones vehemently disagreed, quoting Leslie, Oh, y’all kids, y’all just love to do BS. I mean that’s just such effort. Come on, okay, we can’t be together if you got that BS on you. He’s not the best.
No, it’s a very popular stance. Host Speedy Mormon said, it’s a very popular stance. A lot of people feel that way. Leslie acknowledged Jalen Brunson’s greatness, especially in the NBA finals, but said, listen, he brought them a championship. And I’m telling you that boy’s good.
I would say he’s one of the best knicks. One of the best knicks, but the best. Nick y’all doing too much Kathy Griffin, And anytime she’s mentioned on the show, it’s always, you know, something really positive. Kathy Griffin had a nice day. Kathy Griffin went to the park and said hi to people and got along with everybody, you know.
And then occasionally a Kathy Griffin’s story will have some sort of strife and angst in it. Well, Poor Kathy says her former friend completely ignored her after her Donald Trump photo shoot. You may recall back in twenty seventeen, there was a little kerfluffle. Kathy Griffin did something I don’t even want to repeat it here again. I don’t want visits from the guys with the sunglasses.
You know what I’m talking about. You remember the story. I just want to talk about comedy anyway. Kathy Griffin said she unexpectedly crossed pass with U Fighters frontman Dave Grohl while traveling through JFK Airport, and she believes Dave Grohl deliberately avoided acknowledging Kathy Griffin. According to Griffin, she spotted Dave Groll while browsing in a newsstand, but chose not to approach him immediately because she had become accustomed to people in the entertainment industry distancing themselves from her following the backlash over her controversial photo shoot.
Kathy said, then Dave acted like he didn’t know me. Maybe he didn’t see me because I’m so hard to miss it a newsstand. Then I thought maybe I should go up to him. I thought, no, if he’s being like this because of the Trump head picture scandal, it’s just going to be awkward. That’s why I say.
My former friend still an A plus musician, but it has some issues as being the only nice student in rock and roll. Maybe okay, Dave, you know you saw me. He and I used to be kind of friendly. During an interview on Australian television in August of twenty seventeen, Kathy Griffin said, stop acting like a little picture is more important than talking about the actual atrocities that the president of the United States is committing. In November of that same year, she apparently said I take that apology back by the way, I take it back.
Big Time City based comedian, filmmaker, and actor Edie Motica’s debut comedy special I’m Just Like You and It Sucks Now has release date September seventeenth, eight pm on YouTube. We are Told through unfiltered storytelling, Edie Motica discusses her longing for human connection and all the way she’s contorted herself in search of it, whether it be talking to stains on our aunt’s carpet, making out with a pair of brothers on a cruise in two thousand and seven, are talking to a stranger about his late girlfriend who died in a car accident. Edie will stop an nothing to feel and spread love to the world around her. Edy guides the audience through her life as an angry, poor kid, a sexually deventeen, all the way to where she is now, a poor yet slightly famous, sexually deviant adults with a passion for human connection. Edie Mootica said, we’re all insane, complex perverts, which means none of us are And isn’t that beautiful?
Worn and raised in New York, from Nyak to Bay Ridge to Ridgewood. She’s best known for her role in Jury Duty Season one, The Good Season I Couldn’t make it their season two. She’s also one of Ulture’s comedians you should and will know. The Toronto Guardian has a regular feature about comedians we should know them, Mysterian the mind Reader. On his driver’s license, it says Christopher Justin Doyle, But Mysterion the mind Reader blends off the cuff tongue in cheek comedy with impossible psychological feats.
Mysterion says, I lighten my show by not taking it too seriously and allow a lot of audience play to create a fun environment and welcoming the atmosphere while still performing some impossible psychological feats. His influence is the amazing Cresken Doug Henning and as for characters, I’m a huge fan of classic wrestling, with some of the bombastic ones heavily influencing my nuances and even look over the years. Favorite comedian growing up, Red Fox is the goat. Favorite comedian now Jimmy Carr and Jim Jeffries are a high I also enjoy the comedy of Canadian improv genius Ken Hall. Ken Hall of the Two Man no show.
I don’t know Ken Hall. We’ll have to look up Ken Hall one of these days. Favorite place he’s played Mysterion said, the Magic Castle in Hollywood, California, is the world’s most prestigious venue for magicians, and having had the opportunity to work there over one hundred shows was my dream come true. There’s been a lot of random press about Star Treker and or Pat Oswalds. He told Forbes his approach to comedy specials, It’s been kind of a steady thing ever since my first special, which is I’m always doing stand up.
I’m always thinking of how the next hour is gonna gel. He did this interview right before his special drop that said he was in that weird period before the special drops, where I’ve got a lot of new stuff, but there are things I can still do from the special because no one had seen it yet. You’re kind of saying goodbye to a lot of the stuff you’re dependent on. No one’s going to kill But then you remember there were these other hours they’ve written. It’s like going through life, you keep going to meet new people.
Comedy is the thing that I do, so I think of a special album is okay now we’re checking in a year down the road. Here’s what’s happening. See in another year and a half or so, and then we’ll check it again. I’m always doing it, but you don’t need to see the whole process of me going up on stage Tuesday at the Laugh Factor. You’re a Sunday at Largo working out new stuff with a piece of paper to see if this works.
They’re like editions of magazines. Here’s how I’m feeling it this year, at this time, at this age. And that is your comedy news for today. I’ll see tomorrow.
Featured: Tom Segura, Christina P, Rory Scovel, Chris Fleming, Ryan Hamilton, Trevor Noah, Joy Koy, Kat Williams, Bert Kreischer, Derek Stroup, Romy Youssef, Jackie Kashian
What’s in This Episode
Rory Scovel’s Netflix special ranked #2 comedy special of 2026
Tom Segura addresses divorce from Christina P on Your Mom’s House podcast
Johnny Mac’s top 9 comedy specials of 2026
Brady Bunch ‘Pork Chops and Applesauce’ impressions discussed
Questions Answered in This Episode
What did Tom Segura say about his divorce from Christina P?
Segura said on Your Mom’s House that he and Christina have been recording separate episodes for months because the divorce isn’t new news to them. He emphasized it was a mutual decision to record separately and described the experience as private, horrible, and a long emotional roller coaster.
What is Johnny Mac’s #2 comedy special of 2026?
Rory Scovel’s new Netflix special is ranked #2, with Johnny praising it highly and recommending viewers avoid Vulture’s spoiler-laden review before watching.
What is Johnny Mac’s #1 comedy special of 2026?
Chris Fleming’s HBO Live at the Palace special is ranked #1, which Johnny describes as being on another level that he doesn’t think anything will top.
Who did Peter Brady do an impression of on the Brady Bunch?
The ‘Pork Chops and Applesauce’ bit is most commonly attributed to Humphrey Bogart, though other possibilities include Jimmy Cagney, W.C. Fields, or Don Adams from Get Smart.
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Checking in Poolside. Now. It’s super loud out here today. There’s no as Kate is. There’s somebody over that way.
They got a dumpster or something that The truck noise has been crazy. There’s dogs and there’s a smell. I think something died in the woods. Roy Skoles new special is fantastic. There was one point I laughed out loud for a full minute with a bit of a head fague joke.
That really got me. I like that one a lot. I’m looking at my top nine for the year so far. Still Chris Fleming number one, that from HBO Live at the Palace. I don’t see how anything’s going to top that.
That is just that specials on another level. But right now I have Rory Skoleflett number two, second best special of the year. You’ll find out on Netflix. I highly recommend you watch it, and I highly recommend you don’t read vultures spoiler laden review of it before you watch it. The other one I have in that top tier right now is Royan Hamilton that was on Netflix in June.
That one’s called Then It hit me. I like that with a lot. Then we’ll gap down a little bit. Trevor Noah’s Special Netflix and April Joy is pretty good. Kat Williams again Netflix, Netflix having a good year here that came out in February.
That was pretty good. Beat Holmes on the eight hundred Pound Gorilla back from February, well good. I have that at six. Derek Stroops Nostalgic is good. Romy Yusef said, Love and Jackie Kashan’s after Cation.
You’ll find on the eight hundred Pound Gorilla. Everything else I kind of have on a lower tier, and from time to time I’ll do that on the full audio podcast. I’m doing this one on the fly. I haven’t actually read this, but Tom Sagora has weighed in on his divorce from Christina p Let’s see what Segora said here. On the Wednesday episode of Your Mom’s House, Sigora said, this is my first podcast here in a while.
I know a lot of people obviously heard the news and saw last week’s episode when Christina hosted it. I don’t feel the need to say to a lot of people, but it bothered me that a lot of people were like, Oh, I can’t believe you’d make her go address this alone or do this on her own, which couldn’t be further from the truth. The truth is we’ve been recording separate episodes for a long time now because everything that people now know is not new to this. It’s been many, many months, so this is not brand new to us. We both decided to record separately, and it’s just what we’re doing.
It’s a horrible experience. I just want to let people no, it’s private. It’s horrible. It’s a long experience. It’s mostly a roller coaster.
All right, I’ll pull the audio from then we’ll do that on the long form audio podcast at some point. The other thing I had this is totally random. I was on Reddit and I saw somebody talk about this is for the old people on the Brady Bunch. Remember Peter Brady did pork chops and apple sauce. Remember when he was doing that?
What was that? And the big question, who’s that an impression of? So I went down a Reddit and ai rabbit hole and I’d be curious, who you think pork chops and apple sauce is. The default answer is Humphrey Bogart. And when I looked at that, I was like, Humphrey Bogart, how’s that?
Humfrey Bogart? Other possibilities. Jimmy Cagney w C. Fields, a friend of mine, suggested Don Adams from Get Smart. But I don’t know what that is, or why that was funny, or why Peter Brady was doing that.
If you have an answer, please let me know. And that’s it from Poolside Today. Check out the long form audio podcast wherever you get your shows, and I’ll see tomorrow
Featured: Shane Gillis, Jimmy Fallon, Dave Chappelle, John Oliver, Jimmy Kimmel, Patton Oswalt, Leslie Jones, Woody Harrelson
What’s in This Episode
Shane Gillis breaks Guinness World Record with 76,000-person Philadelphia stadium comedy show
Jimmy Fallon interview critique and Shane Gillis guest lineup details
John Oliver vs. Rialto Police Department over security camera segment accuracy
Jimmy Kimmel discusses intense TV season and ABC’s The Millionaire
Patton Oswalt reveals HBO’s The Idol as recent binge-watch favorite
Leslie Jones reveals Woody Harrelson’s rough SNL rehearsal before strong live performance
Questions Answered in This Episode
Did Shane Gillis break a Guinness World Record?
Yes, Shane Gillis sold over 76,000 tickets for a comedy show in Philadelphia, breaking the Guinness World Record for most tickets sold by a solo comedian.
Who performed at Shane Gillis’s Philadelphia stadium show?
Guests included Meek Mill, Bam Margera, Matt and Big Jay, Dave Chappelle, and Three 6 Mafia performed as a surprise musical act.
What did John Oliver say about Rialto Police Department?
John Oliver criticized the police department’s use of privately owned security cameras, claiming they pressured businesses into giving camera access in exchange for permits, though the department denied this characterization.
What did Jimmy Kimmel say about his recent TV season?
Kimmel described it as intense and said he was grateful for reactions to an unspecified story that generated significant audience engagement and controversy.
What did Woody Harrelson do badly at SNL rehearsal?
According to Leslie Jones, Woody Harrelson performed poorly during SNL rehearsals and was making mistakes, but became a completely different performer once the cameras started rolling for the live show.
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Caloroga Shark Media. Hey there, I’m Johnny Mac with your Daily Comedy News. Pool side once again. We have the entire winter to sit in a basement. We got to be outside the pool, still green, still looking into the vandal situation there.
Shane Gillis was on the Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon, and I have a premise for you. Jimmy Fallon very talented, I stick up from a lot, but he’s just not a good interviewer. I have some proof here he is asking San Gillis about the concert in Philadelphia where Sheen Gillis sold seventy six thousand tickets plus. And here’s Jimmy Fallon doing something bigly resembling an interview. Last month, though you broke the Guinness World Record for most tickets sold for a comedy show by the solo comedian.
Over seventy six thousand tickets were sold. Talk to me, Uh, yeah, it was crazy. Did you did you ever think that that was possible? To you have any idea that you could fill that? How did you even gamble to think that you could?
No? I didn’t. I don’t think anyone should do that again. No, no, no, no, no, I know it. It was a great experience.
No, it was cool. Uh no, I sold. Uh. I did a show in Philly like two years before and it sold pretty well.
And then I was at an Eagles game and the guys that work worked the stadium we…
And then they kept pushing it and it was funny because they were like, we’re gonna have to move it around the World Cup. I’m gonna bump like going on. But it was a crazy show, right, it was crazy. Did you bring out uh? Did you bring us any special guests?
Yeah? It was Uh. Meek Mill came out first and saying Dreams the Nightmare, of which I was I was cool. Uh. We had Ban Margera introduced them.
That was awesome. Great. Kelsey was up there, then my buddy’s Matt and Big Jay, and then I brought out Chappelle and then uh, yeah, come on, that’s all you come on. My favorite was there was a surprise musical guest at the end, and I know the entire stadium thought it was going to be Zach Bryan and it was a very I don’t know if you can tell, it was a very white audience. It’s about seventy seven thousand white people.
Yes, that’s a different record. It’s a different record. Congratulations. And it ended up being I brought out three six Mafia, which, yeah, that’s an audience. I thought it was very funny.
Thank you, rutes. Conan O’Brien must go, Season three, August twenty First, there is a triller. I have scoped this down for pacing. In many places. I’ve seen many things.
This is the best travel show. The other celebrities, they look like a wax figure. Not me, though, Right do you think I should do maybe a little. Something, a little on beforehead? Tell me when I get to the right amount.
Right there, you met the white person in and it’s I’m not just a white person. I’m the whitest person. Let’s stop right here. Don’t make it worse. You’re talking to the wrong guy, because I love to make it worse.
The cops are mad at John Oliver. Oliver took a swing at a Southern California police department on HBO, and the rialto police department blasted John Oliver after he criticized the agency’s use of privately owned security cameras, accusing John Oliver of painting a misleading picture of how the technology is actually used. The department said John Oliver segment did not accurately reflect how the Rialto Police Department utilizes this technology or the safeguards the Governor’s use. During these segments, apparently Oliver had claimed that the police effectively pressured new businesses into giving police access to their cameras and exchange for permits, joking the business owners will have to decide whether opening an Neil salon is worth being a narc on passers by Captain lamontc Worker, a department spokesperson, said, no business has ever been denied permission to open because it chose not to participate in the program. There’s a hole back and forth there.
I’ll let them fight it out, but I like this joke from John Oliver, who said, and if you worked at the Chick fil A, just know that on one Tuesday afternoon, Rialto had five of your interior characters open for two hours straight, which feels a little weird to me. Oliver also joked that getting secretly watched in your swimsuit is not supposed to be one of the perks that’s staying at a day’s end. The Hollywood Reporter profile that Jimmy Kimmel and they right to say Jimmy Kimmel had an eventful year is to utter even more of an understatement than Regis Filbin had a bronx accent. I worked with Regis Philbin. I never questioned his accent at all.
Maybe because I have a queen’s accent and I’m from New York City. I never thought Regis had a bronx accent. Did he? I’m not sure that’s accurate. We digress.
DHR said it was an intense TV season for you. What we remember most? Kimmel said, no question. What I remember most is the reactions who are unschedulification, which went so far beyond what I could have expected. I’ll never forget the sport from friends, strangers, and even of those who generally make me throw up.
I will tell you here that was such a huge story. I use AI to analyze the stats on the show to help me tweak the contents a little bit. You know, I want the show to grow. I like when people listen to the show. I try and talk about things that people care about, and that whole Kimmel thing actually did bigger numbers than the whole Colbert gate and every day the AI is like, what were you talking about?
Then? Why do you do more of that? I’m like, what do you want me to do? Should I call the President and ask him to take Kimmel Show away? I could do that.
I could also ask him what to do about this green pool I have here? And apparently kim Will agreed to this to promote Millionaire, because then the conversation went to millionaire. What’s the hardest thing about hosting millionaire? Kimmel said, pronunciation, even the word pronunciation is hard to pronounce. A celebrity he’d like to land on the show.
The Obamas would be a fun team.
Also, Hall and Oates.
Hall and Oates don’t get along anymore. One of them sold the publishing rights and the others mad at them. They don’t get along. THHR. We’d be putting up another billboard for the Late Show with Stephen Colbert to win the Late Night Emmy, Kimmel said, we’re hoping this time they’d get one for us.
THHR. Does John Oliver need to be stopping now that he’s back in your category? Jimmy said, John Oliver deserves every war that gets awarded Star trek Runer Patton Oswalt is a fan of HBO’s at the Pit. Patton was in US Weekly’s twenty five Things You Don’t Know About Me feature. Patten said, Season one of the Pit was the last thing I binge.
The whole show was amazing, but episode twelve. Then he spoiled Episode twelve that was a masterclass acting, writing, directing all of it. Had to watch that episode twice. We also learned that the star trek Runer is a night owl who really wants to be a morning person. Growing up, he idolized Charles Schultz, you know the guy that drew Snoopy, Vincent Brice, and the six million Dollar Man.
His first car was a nineteen eighty five Nissan CenTra, which he called a death box with a tape player. His go to karaoke song is not three Times by Tony Orlando and Dawn. Patten says, I love banging the MIC’s stand on the ground or in the Knock Knocknock part A great drunk belter. Celebrity crush growing up was either Joy Harmon from Village of the Giants or Josie from Josie and the Pussycats. Leslie Jones has revealed the SNL host who was effing up so badring rehearsals.
The entire cast thought it would be one of the worst shows ever. So who was it? It was Woody Harrelson, who was not good, but once the camera started rolling, Leslie said the man became a whole different person. Jones was on a recent episode of First We Feasts Slice Joint and said when wood he came at the time, I think he was smoking weed and he was not good in rehearsal. He was effing up so bad.
We were like, this is gonna be one of the worst shows ever. Once the camera started rolling, that man became a whole different person. We were quick changing. We’re like, Woody, you’re killing it. He was like, did you guys think I was going to do bad or something?
And we were like, yes, em Murpher, you are efving up. Yes, Johnny Macluk’s a good comedian. Beefle. Jeff Dye said he caught fellow stand up performer Laura Kitlinger scrolling an insult across jeff DiY’s Tesla windshield after the two performed on the same comedy show That’s Not Cool. Don’t do that?
Die? Says the moment was caught on his cars built in security cameras. Di went on Gutfeld and posted images from a video he said was captured by his Tesla security cameras, and said he had never met Laura before the sho show and that she’d seemed friendly enough beforehand, though that you didn’t speak and she left before he went on. He said he assumed she hadn’t realized who car was when she wrote douche in the fog on the windshield, calling it strange behavior for a sixty year old adult. I wonder in his theory whose car he thinks she thought it was that she would write douche in the fog on the windshield.
Well, it turns out Laura confirmed writing the word and posted her own account of the exchange, along with screenshots of messages she said she later sent mister Dye. She said she’d been bothered watching him criticize a comic who had just performed, and argued the reaction to her post should be embarrassing to tough guy misogynists. She apologized and called her decision impulsive, saying she should have raised her concerns with mister Dye directly rather than writing it on his car. DIY pushed back on Twitter, denying that he was crying out and insisting he was simply holding her accountable. His management later gave Fox News Digital statement asserting that his car wasn’t otherwise vandalized.
Peacock has dropped a first look at its upcoming arc cheological comedy called Dig Dig. Stars Amy Poehler as a lease, a member of a dedicated group of archaeologists and less dedicated college students who spend their summer working at a dig site in Greece. All ten episodes will debut Monday, November twenty third. On Peacock, we’re told their discovery of a rare artifact sends them on the adventure of a lifetime. I can’t wait.
The Baltimore banner is mad at Eric Andre. Currently on a round table, eric Andre said I’m never going to Baltimore again. Made that city burn to the ground for what they do to me. He did not explain what it is that Baltimore does to him. John Cena, on the round table jumped to Baltimore’s defense and said, don’t do that.
That’s the birthplace of National Bohemian Beer. It says from the land of pleasant living on the can. Don’t do that to Baltimore now. The Baltimore Banner points out, while National Bohemian famously got its start in Baltimore in the late eighteen hundreds, the now Paps Brewing Company owned beer is no longer brewed in Baltimore. Sena kept going, he said, Brooks and Frank Robinson, come on.
He then named to Hall of famers calaribicin Junior and Jim Palmer. But it remains unclear why Eric Andre does not like Baltimore other than experiencing quote a trauma there. But he did not elaborate. That is your comedy needs for today see tomorrow
Featured: Nikki Glaser, Adam Sandler, Ryan Reynolds, Joe Rogan, Chelsea Handler, Tom Brady, Jennifer Aniston, Chris Rock, Rory Scovel
What’s in This Episode
Nikki Glaser fires UTA talent agency
Adam Sandler and Ryan Reynolds rivalry rumors
Adam Sandler’s casual red carpet fashion at Netflix screening
Joe Rogan responds to Chelsea Handler’s salary criticism
Rory Scovel releases new Netflix special
Questions Answered in This Episode
Why did Nikki Glaser fire UTA?
The episode reports that Nikki Glaser fired UTA on Monday without warning and that even members of her team didn’t know it was happening, but no specific reason is given for the decision.
Are Adam Sandler and Ryan Reynolds in a feud?
Radar Online reported they were rivals, but Johnny Mac notes that an insider source called this a lie, saying the two power players barely even know each other and are simply competitors in Hollywood.
What did Adam Sandler wear to the Netflix screening?
Adam Sandler wore a bright blue polo shirt covered in flamingos, electric blue track pants, and sneakers (reportedly red) to the Netflix screening of ‘Don’t Say Good Luck.’
How did Joe Rogan respond to Chelsea Handler’s criticism about his salary?
Rogan responded on The Joe Rogan Experience by saying ‘that’s funny, she’s rich’ and questioned whether there was a certain amount he should make, emphasizing people should ‘make whatever you can make.’
What is Nikki Glaser signing with instead of UTA?
Nikki Glaser signed with WME in all areas including comedy, motion pictures, television, books, podcasting, music, and brand partnerships.
What new special was released on Netflix?
Rory Scovel released a new special on Netflix that has been receiving good buzz and positive reviews.
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I thought I’d do another one of these casual pool side things, just check on some stuff happening on Tuesday afternoon. I’m fascinated by this. Nikki Glaser has fired Uta without warning, unquote on Monday. Members of her team didn’t know this was happening. So this is interesting, right, So Nicky’s kind of sailing along and then does the roost of Tom Brady and then she’s a superstar and the Golden Globes and what’s going on here and Insider toil page six.
Nobody can figure it out. Uta had turned her from a respected comedian into a mainstream cultural force. Okay, tap the brakes on mainstream cultural force. Good comedian, people like her, but mainstream cultural force. Relax, Relax, relax by Blazer assigned with WME in all areas including comedy, motion pictures, television, books and literary media, brand partnerships, podcasting, music, and more.
We are reminded other A list comedians are wrapped by the NC, including Amy Schumer, Chris r Tina Fey, and Adam Sandler.
Speaking of Sandler this from Radar Online.
They tend to be pretty gossipy. Sandler and Ryan Reynolds are motkin Hollywood’s hottest rivalry. Oh really okay? His source close to Sailor called rovers of at feud to lie and said, the two power players barely even know each other. I deal with Radar online a lot on the Palace Intrigued podcast where we talk about the royal family, and they tend to gossip a lot and tend to have a lot of unnamed sources.
I think that’s what might be going on here. In Insiders, says Adam and Ryan are on friends, they’re competitors and that’s not going to change anytime soon. It really comes down to their origins and show business. Adam was not an overnight success. He grinded it out in obscurity as a young man first and Stand Up then in the early nineties on Saturday Night Live.
He’s always written his own material. Now he draws on the friends he made out his way up, like Jennifer instand and Chris Rock, to populate his films for Netflix and on the big screen. Sandler and the family are at the screening of Netflix’s Don’t Say Good Luck, which the star is a famous actress, Sonny Sailor. The movie coincidentally produced by Adam Sandlor for Netflix. Apparently the family dressed the way one does on the red carpet, and Adam dressed the way Adam Sandler does, and I do hosting the podcast.
Look today, I’ve got on my peaks and professors. This is a haiking group in California. Let’s say we are told Sandler wore a bright blue polo shirt covered in flamingos, electric blue track pants and sneakers. And I think I saw somewhere else that the sneakers are red. Joe Rogan chime back at Chelsea Handler.
Remember Chelsea said Rogan was making too much money eighty two million dollars for the podcast. Rogan on the August fifth that Joe Rogan Experience said that’s funny, she’s rich. That’s crazy, That’s what she said. I make too much? Is there a certain number I should make?
Make whatever you can make?
And now today on Netflix, Rory Skolell’s new special, seeing a lot of good bu…
If you want to be spoilered, don’t go on vulture dot com. They wrote a glowing but boy, I think they gave the whole thing away. Anyway, quick check in from Pool’s side if you’re just discovering this on YouTube. There’s an audio podcast every Day and that’s about twelve minutes long. This is a little more casual and chill, catch guys later
Featured: Matt Rife, Bill Maher, John Oliver, Adam Sandler, Anthony Jeselnik, Trevor Noah, Ricky Gervais, John Cleese, Tammy Pascatelli
What’s in This Episode
Matt Rife feud with paranormal investigator over Haunted Warren Museum
Bill Maher’s Ariana Grande weight joke sparks backlash
John Oliver guest stint on Days of Our Lives
Grown Ups Three filming in Madison, New Jersey with ensemble cast
Anthony Jeselnik discusses winding down comedy career for writing
Trevor Noah Santa Barbara stand-up review with Trump AI impression
Ricky Gervais Alley Cats animation praised by John Cleese
Tammy Pascatelli Comedy Dynamics special released at Triad Theater
Questions Answered in This Episode
What happened between Matt Rife and the paranormal investigator?
Matt Rife responded to a paranormal investigator’s critical Instagram comment about the Haunted Warren Museum with a harsh insult. The investigator then accused Matt of bullying and made claims about autism. TMZ reports the original comments were deleted, with context missing from the exchange.
Why is Bill Maher getting backlash?
Bill Maher made a joke comparing a stick-like figure with large eyes in UFO files to Ariana Grande, implying a comment about her weight. The joke drew audience laughter but has generated criticism online.
Is Grown Ups Three actually being filmed?
Yes, Grown Ups Three is in production and was filmed in Madison, New Jersey in August 2026, with Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, and other stars from the previous films returning.
What did Anthony Jeselnik say about his comedy career?
Anthony Jeselnik, at 47, expressed interest in winding down his comedy career to pursue writing short stories and novels, citing his stage persona as a barrier to being taken seriously.
What did John Cleese say about Ricky Gervais’s Alley Cats?
John Cleese praised Ricky Gervais’s Alley Cats animation as quite wonderful on Twitter, contradicting Johnny Mac’s negative assessment of the special.
What is John Oliver doing on Days of Our Lives?
John Oliver is guest starring on Days of Our Lives as the mayor of Salem for three episodes, different from his previous three-episode guest stint on General Hospital.
Full Transcript
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Caloroga Shark Media her Bullside. I’m Johnny Mac with your Daily Comedy News. The bull’s very green today. Do you think it might have been vandals. I’ll have to look into that.
Matt Rife in trouble. I don’t know what to do with this one, okay. Matt and his collaborator Elton, were on Instagram promoting an event at Haunted Warren Museum. That’s a paranormal spot that the pair had purchased last year. It is best known for housing the demon doll.
Anna Belle, a parent normal investigator, responded to the post by commenting on the Salem witch trials, which, for reasons unknown, told Matt Rife to rip into the quote lifeless douchebag by saying, please remove yourself from this earth. The paranormal investigator responded on Facebook saying, now I’m going to move forward with all this nonsense, garbage what Matt said, and Elton control your mittor Matt or get Matt therapy. I don’t ever want to see Matt bully a person with all autism again, Do I make myself clear? Not okay to say with a person with autism, I have autism. A source close to matt Riife told TMZ that matt Rife is quote relentlessly bullied in the comment section of his post with vile remarks.
TMZ understands that matt Rife responds to the trolls and then the troll deletes the original comment. The source says there’s context missing from matt Rife’s exchange with the Paranormal Investigator since the original comments are deleted. TMZ wants us to know that Matt and Elton charged people up to one hundred and sixty six dollars for admission to the Haunted Warren Museum and that has ticked off a lot of people in the paranormal community. Bill Maher also in trouble for a comment about Ariana Grande’s wait on Friday’s HBO Bill Maher Show. During his opening monologue, Bill Moore said, I hope the aliens are here.
I do. I hope they’re here, and they’re watching us, and they’re going to save us. And by the way, the Trump administration this week, just a few days ago, maybe yesterday, unleashed a new trove of UFO files. Interesting things in there, triangular craft, weird lights over an army base, a stick like figure with large eyes. Oh, that was just an Ariana Grande video.
The audience apparently laughed at that joke. More tagged it with please we kid, Maybe that joke will make it or eat something that one didn’t go over as well, And now people are met at Bill Maher. Don’t forget to watch Days of Our Lives Today. John Oliver in character arrives at the office of Salem may Or Paulina Price, suggesting that whatever brings him to town, it runs straight through city hall. John Oliver will be on today, tomorrow, and the fourteenth.
This is different than his three episode stint on General Hospital last month. I should probably hop in the car and drive about five miles down to Madison, New Jersey to see if I can run into Adam Sandler. He’s been spotted in Madison filming Grown Ups Three Grown Ups Three will start. Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, Christy You Need Money, David Spade, Rob Schneider, Maya Rudolph and others also joining famous actress Jackie Sandler, Shaquille O’Neal, Colin Quinn, Tim Meadows, Cherio, Terry Ellen Cleighorn, and Nick Swartzen.
Also include Julie Bowen does she need Bunny?
Shea sitcom for ten years? Dion Cole, famous actress, Sadie Sandler, different famous actress Sonny Sandler, and about Tan More names a lot of people in this movie. The official log line tells us, now that their kids are all grown up, the gang is finally free to go on the Ultimate Adventure. Apparently they were filming this at the Madison Hotel, A very nice place, been there. The hotel’s front desk declined to confirm anything when reached by North Jersey dot Com, but both Rod’s Restaurants and the Red Dog Tavern were closed for a few days.
Hmm.
Meanwhile, just up the road, Madison, New Jersey, closed Green Village Road e…
From The La Times. Anthony Jessinik, who’s only forty seven, imagines that his comedy career is winding down. He said, I’d love to take a crackety the short stories of writing a novel. J Justinick says, you see a guy like Jim Carrey, the last thing he wants to do is make anyone laugh anymore. He wants to be taken seriously.
He believes his stage persona has spared him from that. Jesslinick says, people are afraid of me. Fans who approach me are careful because my stage persona is borderline psychopath. I don’t feel that needs to take it seriously. I think I am taken seriously.
The Only Times tells us Justinick’s comic sensibility explores cruelty, shock, transgressions, and anti heroes, and it’s what continues to draw Anthony to literature. Jessinick said, I love bank robbers. I love the idea of the villain winning. That is revolutionary to me. You’re raised on TV and things have to be wrapped up in half an hour and the morall has to hold.
I love that books don’t have to play by those rules. The folks at the Santa Barbara Independent went to see Trevor Noah. We’re Till Trevor Noah had a nice mix of semi local specific topics like driving from LA to Santa Barbara, the joke they are told better by Trevor, all these random churns. It’s just me and a thousand other ways friends trying to shave a minute off our time. Trevor doesn’t like the beach.
She said, you rinse the sand off your feet in the water, and then you walk back on the beach in the sand. We learned from Trevor Noah why men love sports so much. It’s the one place where we feel things without being judged by ourselves. We get to cry, we get to be sad, we get to be disappointed, and we get to blame it on the team. We bring everything we’ve experienced that week, and we put it all on the team.
All those Knicks fans, they weren’t burning the streets because of the Knicks. That was everything they’ve experienced in their life for the last fifty years. Finally they had an excuse to express it. Apparently, Trevor did some impressions of Obama, George Bush, presumably w and Donald Trump. The reporter said Trevor’s bit about what it would be like if Trump trained AI was so funny that they had tears.
The punchline there as recapped by a reporter and told better by Trevor Noah than Johnny Mac. Who better to treat a system that constantly spews bs than an AI? You think they give you problems? Now at least your AI will apologize to you. You give it one week with Trump training, and you’ll be like, what is the capital of Nicaragua And it’ll be like Paris, and you’re like that’s wrong, and the AI will be like, no, it’s not.
A lot of people are saying that. A lot of people are saying it. A lot of people are saying that Paris is at Nicaragua. That is funny. He also told the joke about something that will get me in trouble with people who wear sunglasses.
So I’ll refer you to the Santa Barbara Independent to read that. One watched a couple of things on the TV ted Lasso season four episode one Boy. That was rough, and, as I shared in the Facebook group Daily Comedy News podcast, I need some reality in my sitcom and like the idea that Ted Lasso’s not a super successful Premier League coach. He finished second with like a you know, not really good team he’d be working, he’d at least be on TV. Just I don’t want to spoil it, but like the whole setup for season four, I’m just not buying it.
I asked put on Ricky Gervay’s Alley Cats, and then I texted my friend and dared them to get to three minutes in. Oh my goodness, that is terrible. John Clees, who knows more about comedy than I do, disagrees with Johnny Mac. He posted on Twitter the Ricky Gervay’s Cats animation is quite wonderful. Gerve’s responded said, thanks so much, John Clease.
That means quite a lot from the creator of the greatest British suitcom of all time. Lad Who am I to argue with the great John Clees. Tammy Pascatelli has a special out today Comedy Dynamics, filmed at the Triad Theater. Tammy Pascatetlli takes on family, marriage, aging, pop culture, and the absurdities of everyday life. Tammy says the specials will throwback to the kind of comedy I grew up watching, in the kind I still love today.
I’m so proud of how it turned out, happy to be working with Comedy Dynamics. Blah blah blah. Comedian and culinary content creator Corey b will tape his debut comedy special at the Piper Repertory Theater in Mesa, Arizona, on October seventeenth as part of the Out of the Kitchen tour, Corey said, this is a chance for my fans who haven’t been to a show yet to see a whole new side of me. Out of the kitchen and onto the stage. Amanda Knox is performing at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.
The New York Times says before the show, she was pacing the stage for about fifteen minutes. She’d been trying out her jokes prior to her one hour fringe debut as a stand up comic. In her act, Knox roam the stage where toys and clothes were scattered, telling stories and occasionally dialoguing with the recorded voice of her daughter, who’s five years old. Knox was trying to find the humor in her own story. You may recall, Amanda Knox was wrongly held in prison in Italy for years for the two thousand and seven murder of her roommate.
We covered that yesterday. The Times tells us, then Amanda told her joke about her daughter’s favorite game, It’s called Mama Goes to Italy. In the game, her daughter grabs the bars of a jungle gym at their local playground screams, let me out, Let me out. An online petition against the performance got forty thousand signatures. It went on anyway.
The Daily Mail published an article on its website with the headline is there anything Foxy Noxy won’t do for attention or money? Median Jennif Friedman quoted in This Times article who said her level of bravery doing this is just beyond comprehension. Knox said, there’s a defined streak in me that’s like, you know what, I didn’t hurt anybody. I’m not at fault for what happened. The show is being marketed as a woman quote approaching forty, juggling motherhood and finally getting around to being furious about the whole wrongful imprisonment thing, especially when half the world is telling her to get over it, while the other half still thinks she’s guilty.
Tony Lancaster is the director of the Fringe Society. He told BBC Radio Scotland. We’re not afraid of controversy. The decision as to whether or not the show goes ahead lies with herself and it lies with the venue. As sympathetic as we already the individual cases the crop up and absolutely is apparent I could relate to the pain that they describe, but that can’t be a criteria, can’t be one of the lenses we look through the show’s venue, the Gilded Balloon, Teviot said in a statement the Edinburgh Festal Fringe as an open access festival.
As a Fringe venue, we provide a platform for a whole range of voices, in line with the Fringe’s long standing commitment to freedom of expression within the confines of the law. And I’m sure our audiences can make informed choices and maybe Johnny Max not wrong about everything. Jimmy Fallon won the week with his big as audience since twenty twenty four thanks to latenighter dot com who has this wonderful information now. To be fair, Jimmy Kimmel Live minus Jimmy Kimmel was with Jimmy Kimmel. I think in repeats anyway.
So new episodes of Jimmy Fallon moved into first place in both total viewers and adults eighteen to forty nine. Fallin averaged one point five to four to one million total viewers week of July twenty sixth, up nine percent from the previous week. Fallon also won the eighteen to forty nine one hundred and eighty four thousand viewers. Jimmy Kimmel Live, which aired five guest host repeats. Okay, there’s the answer there, fell to one point zero six four million in the demo, just one hundred and forty one thousand.
The Late Show Stephen Colbert had zero viewers because that’s no longer on CBS’s Comics Unleashed, that’s airing repeats itself. Wow, that got seven hundred and ninety two thousand total viewers. Still finished third at twelve thirty CBS is funny, you should ask four hundred and forty nine thousand total viewers, fifty two thousand adults, eighteen of forty nine, fifty two thousand. That’s like podcast bad. I mean, like that’s bad for a podcast.
Over at NBC Late Night with Seth Myers, it was their last week of original episodes before a seven week HI it is Make twelve thirty great again. Myers averaged nine hundred and forty three thousand viewers, up two percent and in the eighteen of forty nine is one hundred and twenty thousand adults. And that is your comedy news Pool Side Green, very green Pool. We’re gonna have to investigate how this got green. Some people are saying there were vandals.
Other people saying it rained a lot last week and you didn’t put in enough chlorine. We’ll get to the truth and we’ll see you tomorrow
Ted Lasso Season 4 premiere critique and plot holes
Ricky Gerzais’ ‘Alley Cats’ special review
Ranker’s best sitcoms of all time list controversy
Friends ranked #1 sitcom debate
Questions Answered in This Episode
What does Johnny Mac think of Ted Lasso season 4?
Johnny Mac found the season premiere disappointing, particularly frustrated that Ted is working at a supermarket after being successful in the Premier League rather than pursuing lucrative coaching opportunities like NBC coverage or MLS positions.
Why did Johnny Mac not like Ricky Gervais’ Alley Cats special?
Johnny Mac felt the special relied too heavily on cursing without substance and couldn’t get through the first few minutes of it.
Does Johnny Mac think Friends is the best sitcom of all time?
No, Johnny Mac strongly disagrees with a Ranker poll that ranked Friends as the best sitcom, arguing shows like Seinfeld, I Love Lucy, The Honeymooners, The Brady Bunch, and Raymond are superior or more culturally impactful.
What is the Ranker sitcom ranking controversy?
Ranker released a list of the best sitcoms of all time based on 1.3 million votes from over 101,000 people, ranking Friends at #1, which Johnny Mac believes is incorrect.
Why does Johnny Mac think The Brady Bunch has more cultural impact than Friends?
Johnny Mac argues The Brady Bunch had more lasting cultural impact, especially for older audiences, and even had movies made from it, making it more significant than Friends.
Did Johnny Mac mention any underrated sitcoms?
Yes, Johnny Mac advocated for Everybody Loves Raymond as an underrated sitcom that deserves consideration in the best sitcoms of all time conversation.
Full Transcript
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He not pop on pool side. I just got a couple of random things I want to talk about Ted Lasso. Did you watch that season premiere? It is not good. Now, can we get to the soccer please?
But my big problem with it was, and I might be a crazy person, I need some reality in my comedy. I get that it’s a sitcom, I get it. But the idea of spoilers, spoiler spoilers, the idea that ted Lasso is working at a supermarket. And again, fine, he wants to be near his kid, whatever, But this guy, I looked it up right. Season one, Ted takes over Richmond in the Premier League.
They struggle and they’re relegated. Then he wins the championship in season two, and then in the season three they finished second in the Premier League and he walks away. Okay, so this guy who was a college football coach was successful in the Premier League, and you’re gonna tell me he’s working at a supermarket part time. He’s not on NBC’s Premier League coverage. He’s not the coach of the Kansas City MLS team.
He’s not coaching a women’s team in Kansas City. He’s just sitting around doing nothing. He’s not on TV, he doesn’t have a podcast, he just works at the store. And I just couldn’t buy into it. So the thought that he’s going to move back to the UK, Yes, we love Rebecca and all the people at Richmond, but he’s going to move back to the UK to coach a second division women’s team as opposed to making a couple million dollars coaching Premier League team.
I’ll remind you he finished second, so he’s apparently good at this. That just doesn’t work for me. Did you watch Alley Cats? It was so so bad and I love Ricky Gervais, but I got a couple of minutes into this thing and I was like, it’s nothing but cursing, and just I wasn’t feeling it. A texted a friend, I’m like, I don’t know if you can make it three minutes into this thing because I can’t.
And the other thing. Maybe we’ll get to this on the audio show over the weekend ranker has the best Sitcoms of all time. It got one point three million votes from over one hundred and one thousand different people. Best sitcom of all time according to these crazy people Friends, Now stop Stop that’s madness. That that that’s insane.
There’s Friends. Friends wasn’t even the best sitcom on the night it was on things. You can tell me. Let’s just make this simple. You can tell me Friends was better than Seinfelp.
Come on, stop, you sound crazy. You know I could go into all the classic sitcoms we can argue about. I Love Lucy and the Honeymooners and all that. But like I was thinking, the Brady Bunch has more cultural impact than Friends. I mean, especially if you’re old with the gray hair like me.
You know, Brady Bunch a couple of movies? What Friends? Are you insane? I’ll also advocate for everybody who loves Reemond is really underrated. I don’t have a definitive list for you.
You can jump in the comments and let me know who you think. It might be a good sitcom of all time, But Friends, get out of here.
Featured: Christina P., Tom Segura, Duncan Trussell, Dave Chappelle, Andrew Schultz, Stavros Halkist, Anthony Jeselnik, John Mulaney
What’s in This Episode
Christina P. and Tom Segura announce divorce after 20 years
Dave Chappelle’s London show panned by The Times of London
Andrew Schultz comments on Caitlin Clark conservative backlash
Stavros Halkist cast in Anthony Bourdain movie
Anthony Jeselnik launches online book club
Questions Answered in This Episode
Are Christina P. and Tom Segura divorcing?
Yes, Christina P. confirmed on Your Mom’s House podcast that she and Tom Segura are divorcing after nearly 20 years of marriage. She stated they remain amicable, will continue co-hosting their show together, and asked fans not to take sides.
What did The Times of London say about Dave Chappelle’s show?
The Times gave Dave Chappelle’s London performance a harsh two-star review, criticizing the show as disorganized with frequent digressions, lack of a prepared closer, and calling it thin material for high ticket prices (£120+ per seat).
What did Andrew Schultz say about Caitlin Clark?
Schultz criticized conservatives for villainizing Caitlin Clark, noting that she did exactly what conservative pundits asked Black athletes to do during Black Lives Matter—stay quiet and focus on sports—yet was then attacked for not speaking out on political issues.
Is Stavros Halkist in the Anthony Bourdain movie?
Yes, Stavros Halkist plays sous chef Dmitri in the Anthony Bourdain movie, describing the character as a blue-collar locker room type who challenges Bourdain but ultimately has his back.
Did Anthony Jeselnik start a book club?
Yes, Anthony Jeselnik launched a popular online book club called The Jeselnik Book Club after therapy helped him address insomnia by reading. His goal is to curate books that help people discover they enjoy reading.
Is John Mulaney still doing his book club?
Yes, John Mulaney’s book club appears to still be active, with recent posts on Twitter recommending books like ‘North Sun’ and ‘The Voyage of the Walship Esther.’
Full Transcript
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Caloroga Shark Media. I am digging the mix of stories today a little different today. I’m Mondayaloh, I’m Johnny Mac with your Daily Comedy News. I take no joy in this first story. Christina Pozitski and Tom Sigora are divorcing after nearly twenty years of marriage.
On the podcast Your Mom’s House, Christina Pe told guest host Duncan Trussell she wanted to be transparent with fans. Christina said, I just wanted to let you know, on the other staff members here, that the rumors are true. Your daddy and I are divorcing, but it’s not your fault. It’s not your fault, guys in the booth. We still love each other very much.
We’re just going to live in separate homes, but we’re still your mommies. She then got emotional and teared up and said, yes, Tom and I are divorcing, and it is extremely sad. Sorry, I didn’t want to cry this soon. It is very sad. That being said, we tried to work it out for several years for the sake of our children and our family.
We gave it all we could, but we just couldn’t work things out. We are no longer a couple. Look, we had twenty amazing years together, and that’s really good run, I think in a marriage. She continued. From what I understand, some people are taking sides team Christinea or team Tom.
Please don’t do that. There’s no need because Tom and I do not hate each other. We have a family. Tom and I are amicable. Just so everyone knows, this is not an ugly divorce.
We’re cool, dude. We’ll survive. We’ll get through this stuff like we’ve gotten through everything else in life. This is just an unfortunate thing. We’re going to be okay.
For those of you who have listened to us from the very beginning, you’ve been with Tom and me through getting married, Living in silver Lake is two bro comics, berts and death, tragic accidents, cancer, COVID, all of it. And you know what, some effing cancer couldn’t kill me. You think a dude’s gonna f and take me out. No. She confirmed that she continues to co host the main show with Tom.
Sigora said, We’re still gonna have a good effing time because we ain’t dead yet. That’s gonna be hard having all that play out in public. The Times of London went to go see Dave Chappelle in London. Here’s an opening paragraph. Dave Chappelle takes care to avoid anyone recording a stand up shows, insisting that audiences lock away their phones in the secure pouches.
He on the evidence of this slap dash London appearance, though he takes less care with the shows themselves. Wow, The Times continues, he did warn us. He began by saying, I haven’t done this for a while. Towards the end, he admitted, I gotta think of a closer, and I don’t have one. Can I hang out for a minute?
The Times rights he hung out by drifting from one idea to another, or he responded to a heck or two, including one about appearing at last year’s Rio Comedy Festival. Apparently to that, Dave said, are you getting me for doing it? Like all the other whites? More from The Times. His skill, when his storytelling found its focus, only made the digressions that dominated more frustrating.
Much of the show was motored by his fame and infamy baseball cap on head cigarette on the go, he said he wouldn’t talk about transgender issues. He then touched on a joke suggesting Caitlyn Jenner’s change of gender had been more easily accepted in America than Muhammad Ali’s change of name. I think that was in the last special. Maybe I’m imagining that, and explained why he meant it as a joke about racism rather than gender. Dave said, I thought I was punching up.
They thought I was punching down. Okay, yeah, so that’s yep, okay, yep. I didn’t imagine was in the previous special. Times is I’m not happy. They said this was thin stuff for big prices.
My seat in Rosy cost one hundred and twenty pounds plus. We had to wait one hundred minutes for him to start, following good support sets by Cipha Sounds and Michelle Wolfe, an interval, then a call in response musical mash up from his on stage DJ that got us up on our feet for what felt would be brief but carried on for a punishing fifteen minutes. Two stars out of five yikes. Andrew Schultz, called by The New York Times America’s foremost political journalist. They’re never going to live that down, As commented on Indiana Fever, basketball star Caitlyn Clark.
On The Flagrant podcast, Schultz weigh in about how Clark has been villainized by conservatives for not supporting their side. Scheltz said, it was so unfair what they did to Kaitlyn Clark. She literally did the thing that every conservative punnit was asking all the black athletes to do around Black Lives matter. Remember, they were like, just shut up and dribble. She literally shuts up in dribbles, and then all the punnets are like, you coward, how dare you not say anything?
Scheltz asked you one athletes to just play ball? Do you want them involved in politics? See, that’s why he’s America’s foremost political journalist. Starvros Halkist is in the Anthony Bourdain movie. He plays Sioux chef Dmitri.
Starvros called the character blue collar and a locker room guy. He’s there to haze Tony but then throw his arm around him at the end. I wanted to recreate the vibe of that guy who’s not quite mental level, but you do look up to him in certain ways. There’s so much about Burdain would be kind of insulting to try and get everything like word perfect, exactly right imitation. Our movie is about the vibe of that specific summer in that period of his life and everybody’s life who’s nineteen and trying to figure it out.
So that’s how I approached my guy. I wanted the vibe of that guy who’s gonna bust your chops at your job. But ultimately, if we get in a fight at a rival restaurant, you know, I got Tony’s back. Can Stavros cook? He said, I mean I can make a very complex snack.
The plating is very sloppy. It’s more about the taste than anything else. From The La Times, Anthony jesse Nick gets a feature about his book club. The Times tells us Anthony Justina couldn’t sleep was making him crazy. Hoping to find relief, Justlinnick sought help from a therapist he assume would guide him back to a healthy sleep schedule.
Instead, he encountered an apathy that stunned him. Jesselnick recalled the therapist saying, so what if you don’t sleep, if you wake up, read a book. Find ways to be productive in your loneliness, And I guess Anthony Jeslinick started reading. He has started a popular online book club Jesselnick book Club, which reminds me whatever happened to John m’laney book club, John, you have Google? Why don’t you tell us you’re hosting the show?
Seems like it’s still going Just last week. John mlaney on Twitter wrote, any and all m’lani reads Ers North Sun or The Voyage of the Walship Esther is my July must must read. This book is so bat crazy, funny, bizarre, violent, reckless, and very moving. John says, I haven’t read Moby Dick because whatever. But Ethan Rutherford’s description of catching a whale or failing to catch a well is one of the most visceral things I’ve ever absorbed.
John then added he was very coarsic on his way to Saratoga. There’s a video of John. He seems to be on the beach. He’s wearing a hoodie and shorts. Looks pretty breezy on the beach there.
I guess I could have pulled the audio, but I didn’t because we’re in the middle of it and Anthony Jesslinick story. This wasn’t a John Mulaney story at all. Jesson X got his own book club and it is titled The jessnic Book Club. Easy to Remember. Jesinick says, my goal was to curate and give people their best shot at enjoying reading.
People will say, oh, I don’t like reading books, You’re choosing the wrong books. In twenty twenty two, best selling writer Isaac Fitzgerald released American Rambler, Walking the Trail of Johnny Appleseed. Fitzgerald said a friend texted me that Anthony Jessinic, a comedian whom I love but had never met nor interacted with, shouted out his love of my memoir dirt Bag Massachusetts. I was thrilled. At my events, both in Chicago and throughout the rest of the year, more and more people in my signing lines told me they’d heard of the book from Jessinic’s podcast.
I was also boyed by how many of the people in the signing lines were young men. Now Fitzgerald and Justinic are friends. Fitzgerald said, the man is a real lover of books, with excellent taste and unsurprisingly confidence in his convictions. Earlier this year, Jessliniic hosted a book launch event for the American Rambler book. Fitzgerald said, I think Jessinnic i may have single handedly invented a new way to do literary events.
I don’t know what to call it. A literary roost. Everyone laugh for an hour straight. That is fun. Now, this is interesting.
Jesselnick talked about his own career. He said, I was trying to be the devil on stage and somehow ended up as likable anyway. Edgar Allan Poe wrote these books about psychopaths and killers. Authors do not equate their persona. I’m trying to make reading cool again.
Reading is a solitary act in the way that stand up comedy is a solitary art form. There are so few books for guys that are literary. There’s a lot of John Grisham and Jack Reacher, but that’s not something literary that a guy can sink his teeth into. If it’s well written and the writer’s great, then I’ll go on any kind of journey they take me on. I don’t always understand everything that I read either, but reading a great writer it’s like listening to classical music.
A little bit more about this about Jesslinnick talking about the end of his comedy career, I will save that for tomorrow. Jenny Yang is out on a national summer comedy tour. She turns grocery stores into comedy clubs for night. This is fun. She says, I go to buy a bunch of small snacks and shrimp chips and throw it into the audience every time I feel like it joked in Land.
I mean, this is my dream. It’s the Good Egg Immigrant grocery store stand up comedy Tour. Love It. The tour will wrap September twenty six back in la with Yang filming a performance for a proposed comedy special. She touches on topics ranging from infertility to awareness of immigrant experiences in the US.
Yang said, people come into this art forum as a stand up comedian for different reasons. I’m of the mind that my stand up comedy is just an extension of my values, and I believe in punching up, not down. At a supermarket in Minneapolis, the store manager said they reconfigured shelves near the checkout lanes to fit one hundred and fifty cheers. He says everybody got in line to buy some snacks and some drinks. A few people even did a bit of grocery shopping.
Yang said, just rending a spotlight mikes a show. How fun is it that I’m literally doing stand up comedy in next to an aisle that sells fungus and five pounds of rice. That sounds like a good time. Vogue asked Mary Beth Baron, Hey, a lot of your comedy is about love and relationships. Were are you with dating now?
Mary Beth Baron said, I’m single, I’m thirty five. My choices are staring me in the face. Sometimes. I think maybe being a comedian and talking about my life on stage and having this podcast where we’re pretty transparent, is scaring away potential romantic partners who could be good for me. But this is who I am, and if my job doesn’t fit in with that person’s idea of what they wanted a partner, and they’re probably not the right partner for me.
She adds, I do feel like we’re a really weird moment in dating culture, where there seems to be an endless amount of amazing women and the number of male counterparts she seems to continue to dwindle. I’m a romantic, but I think my hope is starting to waver a little bit. You just have to keep the hope alive. They also asked her about crowd work. Mary Beth Barone said, people really do tell me stuff.
They want me to know their secrets. That’s even in business meetings. I’ll meet an executive and we’ll get into it about a good date they had last night, and I’m invested too. There’s a lot of bad press for parasocial relationships, but I’ve just got the benefits of it. A much less fun story involves Amanda Knox.
You may recall the famous case Amanda Knox was arrested after her roommate’s death. Knox was convicted of murder and sexual assault in two thousand and nine alongside her then boyfriend, but after years of legal battles, they were cleared of all the charges in twenty fifteen. Knox is now a comedian performing at the Edinburgh Fringe. The sister of the murdered student, Meredith Kircher, has accused Amanda Knox of normalizing and trivializing violence against women. She was asking for the Edinburgh Fringe show to be withdrawn.
At an interview with the Telegraph, Amanda Knox said she believed miss Kirscher would appreciate the show because it grapples with what it means to be a young woman and it’s honest. Stephanie Kirscher said, it’s left a massive void in our lives, and Amanda’s naturally free to continue with her life as she wishes. But I think the problem with this particular project is that it’s comedy, and while I appreciate comedy is there to push the boundaries and very much normalizes and trivializes violence against women and Meredith in particular. And I think in this case, where it’s not a generic topic, it’s targeting an individual traumatic case and an individual person and family, and I feel very strongly that Meredith wouldn’t agree with that. Meredith absolutely wouldn’t find these topics of any comedy value.
Kercher added if someone else was doing the show specifically against Meredith, I would still feel the same. It’s obviously an added wound that it’s coming from her at the same time, but I do feel very strongly that it should be something that’s not given a platform. A different person was convicted of Kirtcher’s murder in two thousand and eight. That person was released from prison in twenty twenty one after serving thirteen years of a sixteen year term, and that shock Comedy news for to day, see to morrow.