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Caloroga Shark Media another busy one. I am Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Just before is about to record the People’s Choice Awards put out their nominees. I’ll get to that towards the end of the first half. Here.
Bill Burr announced the annual Patrise O’Neill Benefit Concert. It’s the eleventh annual a night of stand up comedy to honor the memory of Patrise O’Neil. This year’s performers Bill Burr, Michael Jay, Tim Dillon, Who’s Great, Marcelo Hernandez, Bonnie McFarland, Sean Patton, Robert Powell, the Third, Cipha Sounds, and Rich v Oz. They’re really going out of their way to let you know. The event will be a phone free experience.
Use of cell phone, smart watches, smart accessories, cameras or recording devices will not be permitted inside the theater. The website says, on November twenty ninth, twenty eleven, one of the greatest stand up comics of all time passed away. If you never saw him live, the genius of Patrise O’Neil is not something that can be described. He was beyond a comics comic and this next sentence makes me laugh. They write, for anyone who ever met him, I’ll raise my hand, saw him perform, or was on the receiving end of his signature trash talking, I’ll raise my hand.
We’re simply past him on the street. It was an experience you would never forget. I agree, as I’ve said on the podcast before, I like his comedy. I did not enjoy the time I spent with the man. He just would never turn it off.
He could walk in and be hello, and he would come right at you. It was like, dude, I’m just trying to work. Kevin Hart’s got a new film out today on Netflix. It is called Lift. The stories centers on the realistically named Cyrus Whittaker played by Kevin Hurt.
Cyrus Whittaker is the leader of an international heightst team who gets enlisted to steal five hundred million dollars in gold from a mid air passenger plane before the fortune ends up in the wrong hands. That sounds like fun. That could be a good thing, right, Kevin Hart told Entertainment tonight. For this movie, it’s a stunt filled role, and he thinks he was in the best shape of his life. I was probably at four percent body fat through the course of this movie.
I wonder if he texted that to Harry Ford. It’s like, yo, hair, I’m at four percent body fat. And you know Harrison Ford’s on that group chat I told you about yesterday with Tom Cruise and the Rock. Yeah, they’re all looking at this, and Kevin probably texted them said I was probably at four percent for fat, body fat. Come on, Kevin, I’m not buying that story at all, the body fat.
Sure you were in shape the group text, No way. The director is the same person who did The Fates of the Furious. So that’s fast eight. That’s the one where the Rock drarex a submarine that makes me less hopeful. Plus, Netflix is not known for their quality.
Quantity, yes, quality, not so sure when it comes to the movies. We’ll see Kevin Hart watch it. What else you do? And that’s football this weekend though, all right, And in a surprise appearance, the fourteenth Annual Governor’s Awards whipped out John Mulaney. No one seemed to know this was coming, and suddenly John Mulaney was hosting this thing.
All the various entertainment websites gave mullany good reviews and said maybe it was an audition for hosting the Oscars. You might want to ask Joe Coy if that’s a good idea. There’s a clip. It’s a little long and a little slow, little longer than usually do with the clips. But I think if you just hear John checking and jiving, I think it backs up how tough these rooms are.
Just like I said with Joe Koy, the material John’s doing here is better than what he’s getting back. Let’s listen, ladies and gentlemen, find your tables. We have to be out of here by ten pm. There is a corporate event for some personal injury attorneys coming in. They will be using the same decorations.
Please find your seats, everybody, Let’s all sit down. If you don’t sit down, I’m gonna bring Terrence Howard up here and he’ll explain his new geometry and it’s not fun. Everyone sit down. Let’s do this. Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
It is an honor and a favor to be here. This is a strategic obligation. It is a pleasure to stand here on this temporary stage. For those of you that don’t recognize me from the Tuesday night AA meeting in the Palisades. Name is John Mulaney.
If you don’t know, thank you. That’s very nice. If you don’t know who I am, that’s totally fine. I’m like Lewis Farakahn. I mean a lot to a very small group of people.
You know, It’s such an honor for me to be hosting this. Growing up as a boy, I would always watch the non televised Governor’s Awards, even though they only started fourteen years ago. My family we’d gather in front of the turned off TV. It was the only time I ever saw my dad smile, and I think, someday that’s gonna be me. John’s here has grown out a little bit, little longer.
He looks pretty good. Kelly Carlin has reacted to the George Corlin AI. The media is just running with AI. George Corlin release a special A couple of things. Let’s not just accept that AI George Carlan is a thing that puts out specials.
Also, let’s not use the word special for everything, including a thing that is a computer generator voice speaking, which I meant to bring this up yesterday. The computer generated voices are really good. I have my own voice trained on this podcast, and occasionally if I misspeak, like let’s say, instead of I don’t know, Kevin Hart, I said Billy Hart. I have a program where I can open up a text document and replace where it says Billy Hart and type in Kevin Hart and it’ll generate in more or less my voice Kevin Hart. I use it probably three four times a week on a word here and there, and you probably don’t notice.
The more words I use it for, it starts to fall apart, and my voice will get flatter as it goes along. But for one word, two words, it’s pretty good. And that’s the consumer version. So I can only imagine what the pros have Isaigress. Kelly Carlin posted on Twitter because we’re calling it Twitter, elon, do whatever you want Twitter, Twitter, Twitter, she tweeted, because that’s what we do on Twitter.
My dad spent a lifetime perfecting his craft from his very human life, brain and imagination. No machine will ever replace his genius. These AI generated products or clever attempts to trying to recreate a mind that will never exist again, Let’s let the artist work speak for itself. That we can’t let what has fallen into it. Stay there.
Here’s an idea. How about we give some actual, living human comedians to listen to. But if you want to listen to the genuine George Carlin, he has fourteen specials that you can find anywhere. She followed that up on Thursday with another tweet, again, thank you all, except for the few who want to tell me that I’m a greedy b word, for your understanding and support with this AIBS. I need to regulate my nervous system a bit after all of this, so I’ll be back tomorrow to say hi and get back to posting other stuff.
Kelly’s a really solid individual. She’s not doing a money grab here. I’ve spent a lot of time with her. She just wants to keep George’s legacy out there and if you dive in the feed. Oh, sometime in the summer of twenty twenty two, I did a lengthy interview with Kelly if you want to check that out.
Joe Coy is still making news and I’m starting hashtag. Johnny mack was right Joy behar joining team. Johnny mack Joy said when Joe Coy made a joke about Taylor Swift, that was a mistake. Because no one laughed and Taylor took a sip I noticed in the moment, which indicated she was not happy with that.
Meanwhile, she needs think it over it.
Also, it’s like, come on, it’s just a joke about how many times we see you on award shows. That’s not what the joke was about. The joke was about how many times we see her in football games. It wasn’t that funny. But you need to play along with the comedian.
Joey Beyhoer feels only a select few or capable of handling award show. She says, Ricky Gervais is the only one. Maybe Steve Martin could do it because he’s part of the community. But if you’re going to have a stand up comedian, they have to be outside the big people, the adults. We have to be the ones who will take no prisoners and say what everyone else is thinking.
They don’t care if you don’t laugh. Ricky Gervais does not give a flying you know what if they don’t laugh and they don’t approve. At one point, I think even blamed his writer, as Johnny Carson never did that when his joke’s bombed. He never said thanks writers. He’s a full responsibility when they got a laugh, and he took it when they bombed, I’ll chime in.
Johnny was also good at getting a laugh at bombing. He would just mug for the camera. He was great at that, all right. The People’s Choice Awards the nominees for the Comedy Act And I’m wondering did the People’s Choice Awards put any effort into this at all or did they just look at who was nominated for a Grammy. The nominees for the Comedy Act People’s Choice Awards are John Mulaney, Baby Jay, Amy Schumer, Emergency Contact, Marlon Wayne’s God Loves Me?
Is this list sound familiar? Wanda Sykes, I’m an Entertainer, Trevor Noah, Off the Record, Kevin Hart, Reality Check, Chris Rock, Selective Outrage, Sarah Silverman’s Someone You Love Real quick. I pulled up the Grammy nominations. It is Rock, Silverman, Trevor, Wanda Chappelle. Of course the answer should be Gary Goleman.
But out of this crew, well, it’s civilians who are gonna vote. They’re gonna pick Chris Rock. There’s a category called the Host of the Year. It’s Gordon Ramsey Jimmy Fallon, but not for the Tonight Show. It’s for That’s My Jam, Nick Cannon, Steve Harvey, for Celebrity Family Feud and Terry Crews.
There’s also the Nighttime Talk Show of the Year. The nominees are Heart to Heart. Is that a nighttime talk show? It’s not. It’s a show on Peacock.
But that’s not a late night talk show. That’s something else. But whatever, Jimmy Kimmelive, John Oliver Seth Daily Show, that’d be weird, right, it doesn’t have it a host Stephen Colbert Fallon and watch what happens with Andy Cohen. It’s the civilians who are voting. They’re gonna pick Candy Cohen.
Aaron Rodgers. You may recall you some thoughts about Jimmy Kimmel. Well, he will not be returning to the Pat McAfee show for the remainder of the NFL season. And I’m reading this quote from Pat, Pat, did you throw Aaron Rodgers under the bus? I’ll get into a fight with I’m taking on the Swifties, Pat McAfee and Kevin Hart.
I’ll take you all on at once. And Kat Williams. Kat Williams you’re not funny. I’ll take on all four of them at once. I want some downloads.
Pat McAfee said, I’m pumped. Actually, Kat Williams is hilarious. I just want to get into a celebrity beef. Take some shots at me. Cat, you’re pretty funny.
Pat McAfee said, I’m pumped that he Aaron Rodgers is no longer to be every single Wednesday of my life. There’s gonna be a lot of people that are happy with that, myself included, to be honest, the way it ended, it got real loud. I’m happy that he’s not gonna be in my mentions go going forward, which is great news. I’m not sure Pat understands how much attention he got on the way up from having Aaron Rodgers on his show. Am I defending Aaron’s comments about Jimmy Kimmel?
No, but I think Pat was pretty quick to throw somebody who helped him out a lot under the bus. There we’ll see fake Johnny Mack here with an update. Aaron wound up on Pat’s show on Thursday, after all, so who knows? Now? Back to real Johnny Mack.
Gail King asked Charles Barkley about rogers Gate, Charles said, I would have punched him in the face. That’s not funny. Johnny Mack and Daily Company News. We do not advocate violence. I think when you’re in the limelight, people get to say things about you that goes with the territory.
But when you start comparing people saying you’re hanging out with, you know the kind of stuff. Aaron suggested, that’s dangerous.
Moving on, Kelsey Grammer wants Shelley Long to return as Diane on the Fraser…
You know that is not the worst idea I’ve ever heard. The worst idea I’ve ever heard is an Adam Saylor movie with an alien in it. But this is not that, Kelsey said. The ket to Frasier for me was that he loved her with his whole heart. He loved with all his being, and that actually defined who he is.
He’s been that way ever since. He just goes in wholeheartedly with everything, and that’s what makes him funny. Shelley made two appearances on the original Fraser as part of Dream Sequences, and an appearance in The Flesh in a season three episode of the show where Diane comes back. You know what put her on the show. Let those two get back together.
Why not. That’s your comedy news for today. If you enjoy the show, go to buy me a coffee dot com slash Daily Comedy News. But I got a new thing for you. Two things, donut Shane.
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