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Caloroga Shark Media. Helloom, Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News Boy. I like summer, and there’s what eighteen seconds left on the clock, and I’ve got a time out. I could feel somemmer inning. Nikki Glaser will host the eighty second annual Golden Globe Awards.
You know, kind of sad. I really enjoyed what Joe Coy did last year, but apparently some people didn’t like this joke. As you know, we came on after a football doubleheader. The big difference between the Golden Globes and the NFL. On the Golden Gloves, we have fewer camber shots of Taylor Swift.
Yeah, that joke didn’t go over too well. And in my opinion, Taylor Swift murdered Joe Coy’s career. All she had to do was smile a little bit and it would have been fine. But you know, you can’t take on the Swifties. But I’m taking on the Swifties right now.
I hope the Swifties come after me. That would be great for downloads. Come on, Swifties. You know who music is awful, Taylor Swift. You know who’s overrated?
Taylor Swift. You know who sucks at football, Travis Kelcey. Yeah, bring it. Nikki Glaser, Taylor Swift fan, will host the upcoming eighty second annual Golden Globe Awards. I mean good news for me because of the whole Nicky Glazer, Taylor Swift Joe Coy triangle.
There I get to do the bit for another three months. Sorry, Scott Beckett. Scott Beckett fan of the show, not a fan of the Joe Coy clip. Nikki Glaser said, I’m absolutely thrilled to be hosting the Golden Globes. It’s one of my favorite nights of television and now I get a front row seat.
Actually, I think I have to host from the stage. The Golden Globes is not only a huge night for TV and film, but also for comedy. It’s one of the few times that show business not only allows but encourages itself to be lovingly mocked. At least I hope, so God, I hope so. Except for Taylor Swift.
It’s an exciting yet challenging gig because it’s live, unpredictable and in front of Hollywood’s biggest stars such as Taylor Swift, who also might be getting wasted while seating next to their recent exes. That’s not a dicktt Taylor Swift, That’s just what Nicky said. Some of my favorite jokes of all time have come from past Golden Globes opening monologue. So Tina Amy or Ricky and have said exactly what we all didn’t know or desperately needed to hear. Notice she didn’t mention Joe Coy.
Hmm. I just hope to continue in that time honor tradition that might also get me canceled. Ooh yeah, Nikki, you’re gonna be so edgy on CBS or wherever this thing is. You’re gonna get canceled for hosting the Golden Globes. Ricky Gervaise didn’t get canceled.
You’re not getting canceled. You could walk on stage and say good evening, welcome to the Golden Globes. You know who’s a Sea word tailor Swift, and you’re not getting canceled. This is truly a dream job. Plus I no longer have to feel guilty for every TV show and movie I’ve binge over the past year.
It was all worth it. Now. This article here says Glazer is the latest high profile comedian to host the Golden Globes. She joins the likes of Tina Fane, Amy Pohler, Ricky Gervaise, Jimmy Fallon, Seth Myers, and Gerard Carmichael. No mention of Joe Coy or Joe Coy.
It really wasn’t that bad. You guys are harsh on poor Joe Coy. Helen Hayin is President of the Golden Globes and says, Nikki Glaser is a comedic powerhouse who’s daring an unfiltered humor is the perfect match for the gold Globes. She’s sure to bring a unique energy and spontaneity to the show that will keep the audience entertained all night. And if by all night you mean the host basically disappears after that first twelve minutes.
Sure, ooh, we got more quotes. Jay Penske is the chairman and CEO of Dick Clark Productions. He said, Nikki Glaser brings a fresh and unmatched candor to her comedy and to the Golden Globes. Boy, you worked a long time in that quote. Huh, And I’m telling you really really good chance that the publicist went, hey, I’ve drafted a statement for you, and Jay Penske, Chairman and CEO of Dick Clark Productions, just went yeah, fine.
Her unapologetic style made her an obvious and compelling choice as host for this year’s event. We’re hopeful this could be the first of many Golden Globes that Nicki will surprise and delight our CBS audience as well as our audiences around the globe. Okay, let’s remember that a year from now. Jay Penske, chairman and CEO of Dick Clark Productions, is hoping that Nicky will be back for years and years. Suppose to the last year.
What it was like, Oh, shoot, the Golden Globes are next week and we don’t have a host. Who’s free? Joe Coy? You loose, yeah, man, and I’ll do it so also too, while we’re grading on the curve here. You know you gave poor Cho Coy a hard time.
He had what nine days to prepare Nikki Glaser. It’s what September one? You’ve got? When is this thing January? I don’t even know.
You got three months? No excuses? You better be good. Oh my goodness, how many quotes in this press release George Cheeks from the office of the CEO for Paramount Global and President and CEO of CBS for Now. George, I don’t know if you’ve heard the rumors about your business being sold.
George Cheeks said, The Golden Globes has a rich history as a night for entertaining provocative humor. Nicky Glazer is a comedic force who’s funny, bold and irreverent. Comedy will continue that legacy and further established the special as a can’t miss event on CBS. Oh, there was a funny comment in the Facebook group which is Daily Comedy News Podcast group. Please feel encouraged to join us.
What was the one I gotta find this? This was great, Dylan wrote, She’ll do great as long as Jeff Ross and Tony Hinchcliff right for her ouch zing she wrote her own stuff at the roast of Tom Brady right. Yeah, it’s a good line though. I like it. I’m punchy today.
Late Nighter had somebody at Michael Chase taping last week. Michael Chay did, I don’t know, a self made pilot for a late night show. I don’t know what he’s trying to do here, Michael, nobody has any money anymore. The only way you’re getting this is if Lauren Michaels goes, especially in the fiftieth anniversary year of SNL. If Lauren goes, I want Michael to have a show, You’ll have a show.
Other than that. I don’t know if this was good or bad. I haven’t read the article yet. I think you’re really funny on SNL, but no one has any money. You’re not getting a late night show.
The eight hundred pound Gerrilla says the congregation could be the new dog Bound, at least if Michael Chase first episode of his late night talk shows any indication this was one of those no phones allowed shows, they said. The show was at the loft at City Winery, which seemed to have sold out it’s one hundred and fifty person capacity. The stage featured a makeshift desk for chay, a couch for guests, and a DJ off to the side. The show inquited here to the trappings of a traditional late night show, and that seems to be by design. The live show experience seemed more exploratory than anything else, with the comic keeping things loose.
He explained that his main vision at this point is to create a conversation with the audience after a set by comedian Derek Gaines. It was more of an opening act than a typical warm up comic. Chay took center stage to deliver some of his own stand up comedy versus a traditional monologue. Then came the guests. All right.
Former SNL writer Alex English appeared in characters a singer sitting for a chat, then singing Beyonce’s Freedom. Comedians Amina Amani and Reggie Conquest also guested. That’s interesting to me, you know, no big names there, and if you’re actually trying to ship this thing, that’s when you call on the favors and you go, hey, somebody with some name value, can you do this thing? Like I was just listening to Conan’s podcast with Robert Smigel and I can’t remember if that episode is new or from like two years ago, but they were talking about when Conan was doing pilots, and again those were official NBC pilots. I think Jason Alexander was one of the fake guests.
You actually Jason Alexander, but it wasn’t a real show, you know what I mean. But Jason Alexander did it. Late Nighter, says the result was a show that feels less like the tonight’s show, despite the fact that was wearing a foul and sweatshirt, and more like the Chris Gathered show where John Mulaney’s Everybody in la. Before wrapping up, it evolved into a seemingly unplanned dating game style panel with three audience members, all of whom volunteered to be considered for a date with the money. The only pre written material came by a way of fake ads interspersed throughout the show.
Beyond a couple of references about possibly pitching it to streamers or showing a tape to the City Winery event to Lorne, he didn’t elaborate and where he’d like it to go. This is random. My daughter just texted me the seventeen year old dog I was telling you about at the end of yesterday’s show. So she is a Border Collie and will patrol I call it. You know, her senses are gone and she got stuck in the bushes in the yard and my daughter just wrote my fitbit registered me rescuing the dog from the bushes as a swim.
Apparently it was forty four calories and took nineteen minutes. Dad was not home when that happened. I digress Jay made one thing clear, There’s more to come. He tild the crowd. He wanted to do more of these live events, so fans you missed out keep their eyes open.
Sticking with a Saturday Night Live. Chris lem apparently has had it with Saturday Night Live. He’s heard that cocaine is back at thirty Rock according to a video posted on Instagram. And if they are doing coke at SNL, Chris Fleming wonders, where’s the rush, where’s the excitement? Let’s see some results.
Then you’re doing coke? To do a Zillo sketch, at least Belushi used to run through a wall. Chris Fleming said, you better be morking Mindy season one. If you’re on cocaine. The crime to do coke simply to be boring or bomb at the Weekend Update desk.
If Colin Jost is on coke, Fleming swears to God it’ll carry out some unnamed threat and frustration. Fleming then went out on Colin Jost and said he exists in a very interesting space where we’re aware of him, but he’s the last thing we’ve ever thought about, Like if knowledge and awareness were a land mask, he would be on the furthermost tip of the peninsula. He’s the final pebble before the estuary of not knowing. How do Colin Joe’s parents remember that they have him as a kid. They must have so many mnemonic devices in place and note cards all over the house.
Inside the fridge it says Colin jostas your son? Why why are we going after Collin Jows? This seems armless. How to Scarlet Johansson not download RAYA? I had to look it up, Old, that’s a dating app.
Within fifteen seconds of leaving her house. She must have Google glasses that say Colin Jost exists and he’s your husband. Tim Heidecker commented, wow, otsco at Cosca through in a savage Nick Fune wrote, thank you for your service man A little long here on Labor Day. Usually I’m scraping the bottom of the barrel this week, but no, I’ve got a lot I can tell him. We’re any going to bum Phil Wang, he’s got a new special tomorrow.
One of my favorite comedians. This from the Guardian. Phil will kind of material you currently drawn to? Phil Wang said, silly joke. Silly’s coming back, comedy got very serious, particularly during the Trump and Boris years.
I have this theory that when politics gets silly, comedy gets earnest. This is armchair sociology, but I think politics and comedy are in this symbiotic relationship. One has to balance the other out. Now the politics is a bit more serious, at least in the UK, comedians can stop speaking like politicians and just be funny again. Phil Jost did have I Got News for you at short notice back in May.
Howd that go? Phil Wang said, I got the call the night before, halfway through a pint at the pub. Was thrilling. Growing up, my mom used to bring back videos of the show from the UK, so it’s always been part of my life. The first time I was a panelist felt like a dream.
Hosting it was the next step up. He was asked about the Labor government. What do you think of them so far? Phil Wang said they’re more boring, which is exactly what I wanted. It’s weird not to be following some cycle drama every day.
If Kamala Harris gets into We’ll love lawyers as leaders on both sides of the Atlantic, imagine all that boring economic stability. Phil Wang was in Wonka and broke his arm. What happened? I had a small part and it was my first ever day on a movie set. I had to do a tap dance on a table and after a few takes it broke under me.
I seemed to fall in slow motion. I remember being in mid air thinking Timothy Chalamey is right there. How embarrassing, and crunch I landed hard. The next morning I woke up and couldn’t move my arm. Being in pain with Willy Wonka in full purple costume being sympathetic was quite drippy.
Phil Wang, you were a huge succession fan. What’s replaced it in your viewing repertoire? Phil said, my girlfriend is making me watch Sex in the City. The movies aren’t so great, but the TV show’s genuinely funny, and the performances re spectacle. All right, Who do you identify with good question?
Definitely not Carry Sadly not Samantha. In some ways, I’m a Charlotte, but she’s too prudish. I suspect I’m probably Miranda. And that’s enough for labor Day. Let’s hit the beach.
Some must fall. That’s your companies for today’ se tomorrow,