Month: May 2023

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The Shark Deck. Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News Late Night Writers on Strike. Late Bond says, you know a lot of college graduations in May, and congratulations, you’ve officially completed the highly effective system of memorizing information just long enough to regurgitate it onto a test. It’s like winning a golden ticket to a lifetime of student loan payments. As you’re telling your cap and gown, Remember, college graduation is just the beginning of a thrilling adventure called job rejections and soul crushing interviews.

This is the time when you trade in late night parties for late night job applications. Who needs a social life when you can have a perfectly formatted resume. Get ready to apply all that knowledge you accumulated, because in the real world, employers are just dying to know the intriccease of seventeenth century French poetry. And don’t worry if you haven’t figured out your life’s purpose yet. Remember you can always get a master’s degree to postpone the existential crisis for another two years.

Hi, I did that. Back in ninety one, Joe Rogan was talking about apparently some people are using AI to generate comedy and then has Joe Rogan bothered. He told Brian Redband, we are the last of the Mohicans because we’re the people that grew up without the Internet and then had the Internet when we were adults, and now we’re seeing kids grow up with the Internet.

And then there’s gonna be the next thing, and then we’re gonna be the people …

Where everybody from the future is just gonna be some weird cyborg. That’s where comedy’s gonna die. Ask where fund’s gonna die. No more entertainment. Everyone’s just locked into the matrix based magazine.

As Scott Ackerman when he felt like he had enough audience to spotlight new talent, Scott said, I started in two thousand nines. I’ve been doing comedy Death Ray for seven years at that point. The first two years we were just using those people because there were so many that I could sell a variety. Nick Crole do it every three weeks or something, and the new people just naturally came in, Like Harris Whittles moved to town. I saw very early and I was like, I love this dude, so let me put him on People would say, Hey, if you like me, there’s this other person you’d really like.

So someone recommended Lauren Lambcus To me, it was really interesting in the early days he put a new person on, the fans would get really upset that, like, this person sucks, why are they on? Her voice is annoying, And I’d get that for any woman I’d put on the situation go with that, which is a retreat. I better get the fans what they want. And I was like, you know what, I’m gonna put them on even more because that’s always been mymo at the live show, like if you don’t like something and I love it, it’s your problem and I’m gonna show you. That to me is a better way of doing it, because maybe you shed some fans or whatever, but you gain more.

And I’m not saying those people aren’t real fans, because anybody cannot like something. The first time I saw Reggie Watts, I was like, what is this? I don’t really get it. Second time I was like, oh, I see. It takes time sometimes for people to acclimate themselves to someone’s point of view.

People seem to keep asking Scott Ackerman if he’s going to end comedy Bang Bang do the rest of you know something Scott doesn’t. Scott said, when the show’s good, I don’t ever want to quit. It’s when the show is hard to do that gets to be a little mentally challenging. The time that happened coincided with the fifth season of the Bang Bang TV show that was a period away had one day off for a year, was filming five days a week while also writing the show, while also writing the oscars, also writing for The Bob and David Show, while also being on Bob and David’s show, and also going on tour, and also edit bajillion dollar properties. I also have to record these shows one day a week because I became like really good at schedule at this point, that was really hard.

The pandemic is the most serious that I got about it. One thing I hate more than anything is listening to my own voice. And I feel sorry for you right now. But that was a process where we would record the show and then would be generally awkward, and then I have to take about twelve hours a week to edit the show down. It was really bad the first six months where I wasn’t enjoying it.

I could just have put up a show as a piece of crap and said like, wow, that’s the best thing we could do, but I wanted it to retain the flavor of what people liked about the show. Is a very difficult period where I felt like I was letting everyone down and also having to work way too hard and something that’s meant to be fun. At this point, I don’t have any desire to stop and against be what’s your take on the Writer’s Guild of America strike, Hannah told people, I believe writers should be supported better. Storytelling is the bedrock of this industry. It’s a no brainer to me that we should look after the people who set the tone.

People asked Hannah, as a member of the LGBTQ community and during a time when trans writes remained under attack in many states, do you feel the pressure to use your special and platform for good? And Hannah said, Look, I don’t necessarily feel the pressure, but I certainly take it as a responsibility. It feels like the more power you have, the more responsibility you should wield. Accountability is very important. Of course, I’m a messy human like the next one, so mistakes will be made, but I think it’s actually important to step up.

Particularly if you experienced success, then you’re getting accommodations that other people aren’t getting. So it feels only the right thing to do is to be better than you are terrible. Chris Red told Casey RW one of the things that inspired me the most throughout my entire life is Richard Pryor. I started with his tapes when I was maybe five or six. My dad had a bunch of Richard Pryor in the house and we weren’t allowed to listen to it.

We were a churchgoing family, but I had a lot of insecurities. I had a lot of social anxiety, so I had to figure out how I was going to talk in front of people and with a stutter. On side of that, comedy seemed like a way to engage with people, engage with girls just seem like in a way because I was terrified it talk to people at that age. At that time, I want to sleep with Richard’s specials because I had read somewhere that whatever you’re listening to when you sleep, it will affect you when you wake up. So I was like, Oh, if I listen to a funny man when I go to bed, I’m going to wake up a funny man.

So I just listen to every one of his albums, and the way he had to use all his personal life and the way he was so vulnerable about the dark thing has made me feel better about the things I’m going through. Richard didn’t hold bunches, even when he was getting roasted for being on crack and roasted for all this other stuff. He did a joke about himself where he’s talking about Richard Pryor on the street with his head with the match on fire, and it was like, men, nothing’s off limits. I used to think about all things I used to do in the streets and how that was wasted time. But now making art off the experiences I’ve been through, it’s all because I looked up to people who did better than me.

The Sydney Comedy Festival is over and New Zealand is dark on Monday, but has another week left the Great American Comedy Festival that’s coming up in mid June. They’ve announced their lineup Michael Ian Black, Marcella Aguelo, Sean Grant, Daniel Perez and Tyler Rothrock. Michael Ian Black is a multiimmediate talent who started numerous films and TV series written and or directed two films? I’m gonna parse that sentence at a second and as a prolific author and commentator, Okay, what does written and or directed two films? You could have said, and I don’t know particulars here.

Maybe he wrote two films and directed one. You could have said that. Or maybe he wrote one film and directed two films. Why would you say written and or directed two films? Anyway?

Information at the Great American Comedy Festival dot com. And how about this poor Chinese stand up comedian he was forced to apologize Lee? How she? I hope I’m saying that correctly. He caught the attention of authorities after using a frieze associated with the People’s Liberation Army.

Lee was telling a story about two straight dogs in his recent comedy routine. According to state affiliated GMO News, Lee has now expressed his deep remorse and regret in a social media post, saying he had used quote an extremely unsuitable analogy to bring bad feeling and association to the audience. Boy, I wonder what happened with this guy? I will take all the responsibility and call off all my performances to deeply reflect and re educate myself. Yikes.

Lee’s joke got laughter at the show, but also apparently prompted unease from one member of the audience, who went on Chinese social media to complain to the joke was inappropriate. During the week, Beijing authorities launched investigation. They then find the production company around two million dollars. The production company’s activities have also been indefinitely suspended. The Beijing arm of China’s Ministry of Culture and Tourism said, we will never allow any company or individual to use the Chinese capital as a stage to wantonly slander the glorious image of the People’s Liberation Army.

The company accepted the penalty and terminated mister Lee’s contract. That’s your company is for today. Follow the show for free an Apple podcast, Spotify, YouTube, wherever we get your shows. You tomorrow

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The Shark Deck, Johnny Maquin your Daily Comedy News. The writer strike continues, Late Night is Off. The Late Bot looked at Japan’s smile coaches. Yeah, you see, after three years of COVID, some Japanese people feel that like their smile is rusty. Keiko Kawano is a smile instructor, and the Late Bot says, talk about going in great legs to keep a stiff upper lip.

Japan’s smile coach is like a personal trainer for your face. They’ll make your work those smile muscles until you’re so exhausted you’ll need botox. They say. The smile coach in Japan can even make Brett Goldstein crack a smile. Who needs botox?

And you just snap on a smile face mask and call it a day. Bert Kraisher, it’s old. Pardon my take. I do not want to die in a car accident with Tom Sagora, and that’s how that guy’s going to die. Yeah, why, well, he drives like an effing a hole, like a sixteen year old a hole.

But he knows the petals. You know, the petals you can never use. Yeah, he uses them, So pardon my take. Said all right. If you do die in a car with Tom Sagora, if you’re in the same car, who could stopped billing?

Bert said, Oh, that’s a good question. Ah, I mean if our plane crash goes down. Tom sam Morrell says, what’s weird is the comics would kill all the time, have these huge egos. But I’m like, you’re not writing. You should eat yourself.

It’s just part of the game. If you’re gonna keep trying to turn over a new material, you’re going to fail constantly and it’s gonna make you very humble. I get why certain comics play the hits. Maybe they’re just trying to float and stay alive. But it’s very competitive out there.

It’s off business. You’re not getting these road gigs because you have a fan base, but because you’re reliable. But it’s very hard to grow out of that. Yeah, you’re gonna bomb, but that’s part of the process and it’s fun. My friend is in this mode where he’s closing in on a specially.

He says to me, I’m so jealous of you. I’m just honing for the next few months and you’re creating. It’s like much more fun to write than edit and I was like, yeah, it really is. Then I said, but you get to kill and he said that’s true, but he’s a real comics so he wants to write. I wonder who he was talking about.

Yahoo asked Harry Kanebolu, what made you want to do comedy? Harry said, I knew I want to do comedy when I saw Margaret show on TV. Seeing an Asian American person do stand up, even though she was an Indian, it was incredible to me. She had command of an audience. She was sharing her stories, people were laughing.

I didn’t even think that was possible. There was no reason to assume that we were allowed to exist that way. This country very much speaks in a binary of black and white, so if you’re not one of those things, especially in the late eighties and nineties, to see her be so confident and share her stories like that made me want to do it, and I’ve been hooked every since. The first time I did stand up was at a comedy night that started at my high school. I just wanted to scratch the itch and so I got to perfore in front of my class.

The material was terribly unoriginal, but I got to do it and that was the important part. I figured that was that, and then I went to college up in Maine. I didn’t necessarily love them. My decision there was, well, if anyone’s gonna look at me anyway, at least I’m going to control how they view me. Wasn’t until after I graduated and moved to Seattle to work as an Immigrants Right organizer when I decided to make stand up my full time job.

I was working with people whose family members were being detained and deported, victims of hate crimes. It was a lot. So I did comedy at night, and it was this incredible stress reliever, And somehow I got discovered doing that while I was doing something that’s far more important than what I’m doing now. CKT Tampa spoke to Jim gaff again and they were like, I know you and your wife collaborate on writing a lot of material. I don’t know if they said it as accusatory as I just did it.

Do you guys do that while you’re on the road, And Jim said, well, working towards the special you’re finding it, it’s kind of like you’re harvesting the crops, right. You want all the jokes to be as ripe as they can be. But you know, the writing process, and I definitely did a lot of writing with my wife, but with five kids in a cas of life, every special has been a unique challenge. So even coming out of the pandemic, there is collectively a little bit of cynicism that’s evolved in the audience and just our country, you know what I mean, Like people want a little more sarcasm, But I don’t know, hopefully if that answers your question. All right, Jim, what’s the biggest challenge about being a comedian these days?

Jim said, well, I think the pandemic did have an impact on people, and I think they were in this politically charged era, whether it’s political correctness or even political divisiveness. So like for me, I think my biggest problem is self assignment and also doing new stuff in a more challenging way. My currency is not shock. Stand up is very much constructive around surprise. So I would say that I still take and the fact that my audience is filled with people of diverse backgrounds and also different opinions politically and stuff like that.

But yeah, I think it’s all kind of self assignment. I think with creative people and you’re a writer, you know this. You have to push yourself. So I’m not really affected by what’s happening. I’m aware of it, but I don’t have to worry.

I mean, I also have an eighteen year old daughter, so if I was getting to anything that’d be considered soxic, she’d probably give me a heads up. The spokesman caught up with Harland Williams Fantastic Comic. He was talking about being in nineteen ninety eight. There’s something about Mary. Harland said, I can’t say enough about Ben Stiller, who was so gracious to let me do what I needed to do when I was in the car with him during their scene.

Some actors compete for attention, but Ben knew he had to be the straight man. That was an amazing experience as the Farrely brothers let me improvise, and I just had so much fun in my scene. Harland said, there’s a sequel to Half Baked coming up. I’ve talked about this before. Neither Jim Brewer or Dave Chappelle are in it.

Harlan said, I’m looking forward to being in it. Unfortunately Jim and Dave aren’t in it. I wonder why Brewer’s not doing it. I get why Chappelle’s not. I guess Jim has moved away from his stoner image, right, And I know Jim fairly well.

He’s never really cared about money, So yeah, all right, I get why Jim’s not doing it. Marlan said, I’m really looking forward to being in it. Unfortunately Jim and Dave aren’t in it. It’s been incredibly cool to make an impact in these movies in smaller roles, but I’ve also had some larger roles as well. It’s an interview with the comedians, so I had to ask him about cancel culture, and he said, I had to alter my material when I arrived in America.

I was killing in Canada with certain jokes, but they fell flat in America. People here are like more abrasive humor. It’s funny to them to watch John Belushi crush a beer can on his head. Canadians like more cerebral humor. They have more in common with the British, who enjoy the more thoughtful, quirkier jokes.

So do I. But Americans want to throw and right at him. So that’s what I’ve been doing for years. Since there’s a big difference between Canada and America. Laugh Button asked Lewis Black when he takes a break, how long does it take him to get back in the rhythm on stage.

Lewis says, well, if you’re off for two weeks, it’s crazy. Takes you a while to get back to where you wanted. The pandemic was five hundred days between shows, and then I went on to give you an ideas two. But I was I went back and chose to work at a club to first work on myself. I got to work at Hilarities in Cleveland, which is a great, great comedy club.

It’s always been good to me, so I was looking forward to it, and I hadn’t worked in five hundred days. I now I have six shows in four days, and I’m going this won’t be tough because they’re only forty five minutes long. Night one, I go there and do the first show, and I go two long, sixty five minutes because I’m so excited. I’m like a nine year old. Then afterwards, the New York Giants football team we’re playing.

I’m not even a fan. It was a great game, so I yelled through it and I stayed up all night and the next morning I woke up completely exhausted and then struggled through the weekend because I’m doing two shows at night. I finished the first show the first night, the second night day to the first show, and I have to come back for another show the same night, and I’m like, I gotta go home. What was I thinking? So that was tough.

Today. At the Boston Comedy Festival, Aquitine Hunger Forces. They have an aired new episode since twenty fifteen, but Adult Swim has ordered five new episodes. All right, so why are they doing Boston well? Back in two thousand and seven, a marketing campaign for the show was mistaken for a bomb threat.

Several glowing character contraptions were placed around the city. The show creator will premier a new Boston centric episode and take questions. That’s at eight o’clock at the Berkeley Performance Center.

Also Robert Kelly and Friends at the Emerson Color Majestic Theater.

That should be a good show. I wonder who the friends are Robert Kelly. Sunday’s a late day at New Zealand. You have the Comedy Fest, all Stars, Covert Juniors, and Jester. That’s it for the lineup.

Let’s Sea, who’s playing Sydney Diana New Wins show is called Going all In. Let’s listen, Hello, I’ve done a new win. But you can call me d d if. It’s a nick nickname for dancing Diana, dirty Diana. Oh, my mother likes to call me disappointed Diana.

And every reason why I’m disappointing is because you look at me. You think I speak Asian, right, so you know I have betame, but vitamins is actually my third language. My second language is English, and my first language is body language. That’s it’s my cardio. All right.

That was a lot of fun, right, Yes, that was so much fun. I’m gonna hunt for one more clip. Jacques Barrett’s show was called The Special Let’s listen. When men are homophobic, it makes no sense, Like, jeez, mate, I don’t like gay blokes, Mate, I don’t like him. Oh what you wish they were straight?

Yep? You want to compete with these Greek gods? Look at them, look at their bone structure and style, and you in your tarot cash shirt and your weak chin. Are you kidding? It’s a gift from God that these particular guys are gay.

It’s like being a white sprinter in a world where Jamaican men don’t like running. That was good. I had to take out a couple of bombs when I enjoyed that a lot. He’s Jacques Barrett and that’s your comedy news for today. Follow the show for free on Apple Podcasts or Spotify like a subscribe on YouTube.

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The Shark Deck Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News late night on strike. Apparently the late Bot saw the new Fast and the Furious movie and said, if I learned anything from the Fast and Furious franchise, it’s apparently that the laws of gravity don’t apply to cars. I bet Vin Diesel could drive a car through a tornado and come out the other side with a perfect hair. Do wait, never mind. Vin Diesel is like the energizer Bunny of the Fast and the Furious movies.

He keeps going and going and defining the laws of physics. Vin Diesel’s iconic line, the faster the car, the more nonsensical the plot.

Speaking of bad movie ideas, actually I love Fast Furious.

That was just a segue there, folks. Eddie Murphy is rebooting The Pink Panther. This idea is terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible. Let’s just start there. Eddie Murphys The Pink Panther terrible.

If nothing else, He’s way too old for the role. You know, if you had told me this idea and I don’t know, nineteen ninety three, sure, But now Eddie Murphy, he’s sixty two My issue with Steve Morton was the same thing. He was too old for the role. But wait, the idea gets even worse. So you know how in the Pink Panther movies, the pink panther is the diamond and the characters Inspector Clusseau.

But separately from that, there’s a cartoon panther who’s pink. Well, in this new idea, it would be a hybrid, kind of like Roger Rabbit. Both Inspector Clouseau and the panther who is pink would appear in the movie. Terrible idea, don’t make this. The premise has a buddy cop movie tune the inspector and the panther team up for the first time ever on the big screen.

Sorta kinda not true, because they teamed up in some of the animated credits in the original Peter Seller’s films. I love those films, by the way, and I’m fascinated by the last one, the one they made after Peter Sellers died, that they made out of outtakes. Watch that. That’s amazing. Then there’s the one after that with the American guy looking for Peter Seller’s character.

They just kept milking this thing and then there’s the Roberto Banini, son of the Pink Panther that gets called Yeah. I love those films. Those last three are just fascinating. It’s like the Doors album without Jim Morrison. There’s actually two Doors albums without you Morrison.

You ever checked those out? One is called Other Voices. What’s the other one called? Let me look it up? Full Circle?

That’s what it is, full Circle. I have those two. I love things like that. I digress. Conan O’Brien put out a trailer.

He’s finally doing something for HBO Max or Max or HBO or whatever calling it now. Side note to the MAX people, you’re making a mistake. You’re making a mistake. HBO is the brand, folks. Anyway, Conan put out a trailer and I guess I negative today.

I couldn’t make it through the trailer. And I love Conan, but I saw this thing on YouTube. I was just watching nonsense on YouTube, as I tend to do right before bed, and this Conan trailer popped up and I was like, oh, I’m excited about this, and I could not make it to the end of the trailer. Conan O’Brien must go finds Conan meeting fans on his podcast, then going overseas to visit them in their respective countries. Conan said, my fans around the globe never asked me to visit them, so I did so.

Basically, you see some clips of Conan doing the post, then you see him in a foreign land meeting the people in person, and the clips just didn’t grab me. I’ll give the show a try, because I like Conan a lot, but not failing it. Amy Schumer will have another Netflix special. It’s her third. This one is called Emergency Contact.

It was shot at the Orpheum Theater in la earlier this year. It’ll be out June thirteenth. That’s all the details I have right now. The New York Times spoke to Steve and Wright, and they wrote right not only had a gift for old fashioned Joe construction, but also a weirdest planet’s taste that he remained stubbornly faithful to. For example, he told The Times, I’ve always hated puns.

It’d be funnier if he dropped a dish. Early on, he set up rules for his comedy that might have hurt him in the short term, but it allowed his work to age well, he avoided anything topical. He also did not curse. He said, I didn’t want to get a bigger laugh because of that. I wanted it to be pure.

Bobcat Goldthwaite said, the biggest difference between Mitch Hedberg and Stephen Wright is when you saw an hour of Mitch, you got an idea of who we voted for, what he was about. You watched Steve for an hour and you have more questions about him than before you saw him. That’s a really astute observation. And yes, I said astute. Why does Steven Wright have so few specials?

He says, I can only think of so much stuff. You try to think of ideas, but your mind is running on its own, or at least my mind. It’s mostly chaos. But you’re organizing a lot of it. The Montreal Comedy Festival.

I’m hoping I can make it up there. I’m thinking about what that week is like in my life here in the basement, and I’m not sure I’m going to be able to get there, but I will try. They’ve had a Daniel Slass. His show is called Can’t and they write. With thirteen solo shows under his belt, Daniel has become one of the biggest names in stand up, selling out venues in fifty four countries, also coming to Montreal.

He plays every year Tom Papa. His tour is called twenty twenty three Comedy Tour. I Love It, Tom Papa. You may have noticed is listed in the credits of the movie Air. You’ll find that on Amazon these days.

He’s listed online in the cast. But does he appear in the movie? Papa said, I got cut out of that movie by my good friends Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. My scene ultimately didn’t make sense and it got cut out. Look at appens all the time.

But I’m definitely gonna use it to my advantage and get them to put me in a bigger movie with a bigger part. From Newsweek, Joe Rogan questioned the legitimacy of a march that took place over last weekend, suggesting that participants looked too suspicious to be white supremacists. Okay, Joe, what are you think in here? You see last weekend some people from a white supremacist group. I won’t even say the name of the group.

We’re marching through Washington, DC, wearing masks and holding upside down American flags. Rogan commented on his podcast and said, look at these guys. Where’s the fat people? How come they’re all wearing the same clothes. Have you ever seen anything that looks more like Feds?

How do they all have like uniform outfits on? They have the same colored pants for the most part, very little variation. They’re tanner brown pants, dark blue shirts with an effing stupid flag on it. Send your letters and emails to Joe Rogan. The Boston Comedy Festival continues today.

The Boston Comedy Festival All Stars with Emo Phillips Emo still around. Huh. Sydney Comedy Festival almost over. Let’s see who’s playing on Saturday. Patrick Golamco.

His show’s called Pork a Joe Boat. You’re gonna hear him tell a joke about being three quarters Chinese. When he tells the punchline, he’s holding his hand above his head to indicate his height. I’m an introvert. I prefer Netflix to parties because at least Netflix cares if I’m still there.

I’m actually three quarters Chinese and one quarter nothing, and my life is getting boring. Even my dreams. The other night, they dreamt I was driving and I parked in these two hour parking zones and then that was it. That was the whole dream, and I was scared. I was like, I need to go back to sleep so I can move that car.

Oh man, he was great. Patrick Galamco my new favorite. That was a really good fifty so seconds. Loved it. Dad, And I know you guys are like, yeah, but Jon, who’s playing in New Zealand?

Well, nothing with clips that it’s available, but some of the shows, and we’ve talked about some of these before. No Homo Queer Comedy, the Chuckle Monsters, which is family friendly improv and Spanglish Comedy Comedy Festival Edition. However, I’m clicking on it. It says the show’s fully in Spanish, which is fine, but that’s not what Spanglish is. You weren’t going anyway, heity hear the frog in White Throat.

Isn’t that great? When I have to record two more podcasts before I leave the basement today? No, that’s not good. And follow the show referee on Apple Podcasts, Spotify YouTube, and you listen to the next few days and you figure out which ones I recorded on Thursday. Zee, there

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The Shark Deck. I’m Jenny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Late Night is off for the writer strike. Late bots said, Hey, did you see Tom Hanks says he could keep acting after death because of AI and deep fakes. Late Bot said, I can’t wait to see the casting call for Forrest Gump The Ghostly Chronicles.

But hey, if Tom Hanks can act from beyond the grave, who’s to say other celebrities won’t follow suit. Get ready for weekend at Bernie’s three the Zombie Editions starring Tom Hanks, Elvis Presley and the Lochness Monster. And I love the twist of the late bot put on this one. Hey, until that day comes, let’s cherish the living Tom Hanks and his amazing performances. After all, there’s no AI that can replace the real deal.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to work on my own AI generated late night jokes. The late bot wrote that itself it’s becoming self aware. Elon Musk has backed up his buddy Dave Chapelle. You may recall from yesterday Dave Chappelle that San Francisco has taken on the characteristics of a zombie movie. On Twitter, Elon Musk said the disaster that is downtown San Francisco, once beautiful and thriving, is now a derelic zombie apocalypse.

I was surprised there is nothing new about the Chris Delia story I told you about yesterday. I’ll keep an eye on that one. But a surprise, there was nothing new. The Office ended ten years ago. I actually feel like it’s been longer.

On Tuesday, Jenna Fisher, she played Pam. If you watch The Office, you’re familiar with the character Pam. I would hope yes. She tweeted The Office series finale are ten years ago. There’s a lot of beauty and ordinary things.

Isn’t that kind of the point? Final Pam talking head and shared a photo In the comments, Angela chimed in with a string of emoji’s smiley face and heart specifically Jennifer Gorner chimed in and said finale’s really get to me, but this one just about did me. In emoji of someone crying, Angela posted a photo of herself being carried by Phillis. Ten years ago, Phillis carried Angela down the aisle to marry her love Dwights. Sarah Silverman will have an upcoming HBO special will be out May twenty seven.

She has released a trailer. Trailer has one joke. Let’s listen. I would never buy a German car because you know, we don’t want to give our money to Nazis. But I just bought a German car because they feel like all the original Nazis are dead.

There are new Nazis, but you know they don’t know how to make a car. Someone you love. On HBO May twenty seven, Nikki Glaser caught up with a Jerusalem Post. You’re home for comedy news and someone’s publicist will be happy. Listen to the spin Nikki put on this.

The Jerusalem Post writes, Although she’s not Jewish, Nicky Glazer identifies with the long American tradition of Jewish comedy. NICKI said, and this is why the publicist is going to be happy, because also was fielded so well. Jewish comedy is my brand of comedy. She’ll be performing in Israel on May twenty seven, so she’s gonna miss Sarah Silverman special unless she watches HBO in the motel room. I guess she could do that hotel room, I said, motel leave it in dear John, Do you really think she’s staying in a motel?

She’s probably not. May twenty seven, she’s playing tell of Vive’s Charles Brought and Auditorium. She says her brand of comedy, I think I just tell the truth. She grew up Catholic and said, there’s lots of guilt and shame tide in there, However, there isn’t a ton of honesty wrapped in it. There’s a ton of the guilt aspect in Judaism too, but Jews are honest and blunt about it.

I can’t hold back from telling a joke because it might have set one person. If I make a joke about something traumatic happening and someone my audience has a hard time with that, I can be empathetic, but I feel like I’ve done a decent job at figuring out where that line is. Sometimes you’ll learn the hard way, though, there were times when the best way to figure where the line was was simply by crossing it. She said, I’ll always leave room to apologize when necessary I screw up. I’ll hold myself accountable.

At least I could live with my parents again if that happens. The guys are them, Please Don’t Destroy. Those are the sketch guys, the writers, the young guys that kind of carried the Saturday Night Live season. You know who I’m talking about. There.

They’re touring pretty cool. The article here says the tour kicks off in Philadelphia. I thought I saw a New York date, but maybe I’m making that up. Kicking off in philadelp on June twenty third. Twenty five cities Nashville, Chicago, San Francisco, Atlanta, DC or some of them.

Wraps up August twenty seven. Of the Dallas tickets go on sale Friday, ten AM does a pre sale right now. Use the access code a live if you want to go see Please Don’t Destroy. Sebastian Maniscalco’s movie about My Father will be out May twenty six. Then it’s just about a week away, right, so we’ll be seeing lots and lots of articles about Sebastian, and in every article they talk about how Robert de Niro plays his father.

Yes, that’s very cool, but I feel like we’ve been talking about this for six months. But here’s a new quote from Sebastian. It’s not every day that you send off your father to sit down with Robert DeNiro and talk about a script, especially when my father doesn’t really know anything about movie making and script analysis and what have you. But from what he was telling me, he really helped DeNiro with the Italian. He never taught me Sicilian, but he taught Robert de Niro.

A few weeks ago before the writer strike, Jimmy Fallon pledged support for his staff and said I wouldn’t have a show if it wasn’t for my writers. I support them all the way I support my whole staff. However, the Huffington Post as reported that Fallon’s non writing staff has been placed on unpaid leave of absence. An anonymous source set it felt like a classic layoff. Monday Night staffers received emails from HHR the next day they were told this would be their last paid week.

The source set our final paychecks will come in next week. Sarah Cobos is a photo coordinator at the Tonight Show. She’s been tweeting about it, saying she heard folks at Late Night with Seth Meyers in The Late Show with Stephen Colbert will continue to be paid. Cobos emailed with the av Club and said she stands fully in solidarity with the WGA. I think we all just had hopes that NBC, an incredibly rich company do in large part to the talented employees, would do write by us.

Instead, they’re putting us on what they call unpaid leave and expecting everyone to just hold sight. It’s well known this industry already underpaid folks. It was a bummer to hear that other late night shows, even at NBC or continue to pay their staff thanks to the generosity of their hopes. While I’m happy for their workers, it certainly isn’t helping morale that the same isn’t happening here. We’ll see how Jimmy Fallon chooses to react.

John Cleese, he’s eighty three years old and says, I don’t get canceled because I do stage shows. People take to themselves. I like him, so I’ll buy a ticket. The audience sets is basically pre selected to like me, so when I come out, they like me. They like the sort of humor I do.

Roy Wood Junior was reflecting on his White House Correspondence dinner set. One of the bridge jokes that he did was dread queens are not at the school to groom your kids, and even if they were, most of those kids are gonna get shot at school, so it’s not a problem. Groans filled the air, But then he poked at the lawmakers in the room to pass legislation if they can’t take the joke. He said, there are always people who are going to use any opportunity to misconstrue a joke for political points, which some people are doing with that joke online. He said that particular event.

It’s not like a rap concert, or if you’d talk trash about a rapper, his crew’s gonna be waiting backstage to beat you up. No one was walking around looking for me like Chris Brown after an usher event. It was politics. Maybe I’ll get audited at least. Kelly and Conway thought it was funny.

Bunch of shows in Sydney on Friday. I try to find something with a clip from somebody we haven’t heard from before, but I couldn’t come up with the one. So Brian Lewis, we’ve heard from her when the Melbourne International Comedy Festival is going on. She’s at Sydney on Friday, so let’s listen to a different part of her set. My partner and I aren’t married.

We decided against it. We figured we had already been together for ages, we have kids, and neither of us like our extended family enough to buy him a meal. So we skipped it. We skipped it, and that’s great, you know, that’s fine with us. The only thing I don’t like about not being married is I hate the word de facto.

It sounds like something’s broken, like satling’s gone wrong along the way, and it has pretty good And right before that, she told some very funny jokes that had F words in them, and if I took the F word out, it wouldn’t have worked as a bit. So good stuff from bron Lewis. Let’s keep an eye on her.

Meanwhile, New Zealand on Friday.

No clips available, but some of the shows include the improv bandits epic comedy battle, stand Up versus Improviser That’s Fun. Danny O’Brien’s show is called The God of All Things Bad and Instant Broadway, where every night is opening Night. The cast improvises an entire musical, all songs, music, characters and stories are made up on the spot. If you like that sort of thing, there’s an American podcast called off Book that does that, and off Book is fantastic and that is your comedy news for today. Follow show for free on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, Like and subscribe on YouTube.

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The Shark Deck Jenny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Late Night continues to be off because of the writers strike. I’ll tell you chatbot is getting pretty good. Listen to this set. Did you see Martha Stewart?

She’s gonna be on the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Finally, a swimsuit model that knows how to make a killer apple pie and full of fitted sheet. Martha Stewart on the cover of SI Swimsuit Edition. That’s like mixing kale smoothies with Margarita’s move over Supermodels. Martha Stewart is here to show off her secret recipe for a beach ready body.

Spoiler alert. It involves a lot of gardening dy crafts and perfectly arranged fruit platters. She’ll also show you how to make a bikini out of recycled tetawels and turn heads at your next beach outing. Did you see the beer ad everyone’s mad about? No, not that one, the other one.

Alana Glazer is a comedian. That’s why I’m talking about this beer commercial. It’s for Miller Light, and the whole gist of the commercial is to create fertilizer from old sexist beer advertise, meaning those with scantily clad women. The Internet is losing their minds about this commercial. Late Bot said, beer commercials often future women in bikinis.

Frology on the beach, ick guests the marketing strategies to make us associate the product with two things. We love a beautiful women and be sunbirds. But seriously, if beer automatically attracted women in bikinis, wouldn’t the local bar be a Victoria’s secret runway beer commercial? Shuenet how to objectify women and pander to men? Maybe next time, They concluded disclaimers saying warning, drinking our beer will not grant you a personal hairm of bikini glad models.

Results may vary. So then late Bot combined the two topics and got a little edgy listen to this. Can you imagine Martha Stewart starring in a beer commercial. Yeah, product that pairs well with her impeccable taste and criminal record. Wow, late Bot, forget wine bearing.

She could teach us about the art of beer influence to flaze and ipa marinated steaks? Who needs a fret borro? Would you have Martha telling you how to chill, grill, and perfectly full of beer Cozy. Those are really good for the AI. Dave Chappelle played San Francisco, the crowd started yelling.

They yelled at they loved him. They yelled, Hey, can you repeat some lines for your Comedy Central show? You know they’re from twenty years ago. Audience, what is wrong with you? They yelled because they wanted to know what he thought of the homeless person who got sprayed with a hose in San Francisco earlier this year.

Dave talk back to the audience, and he says he’s played hundreds of shows in San Francisco, using the city like at ATM whenever he needed a paycheck. He told a story about eating at an Indian restaurant in the Tenderloin district a few nights earlier, only and have someone defecate in front of the restaurant as he was walking in. He said, San Francisco has become half Glee have zombie movie, y’all need a batman. Dave said he was not aware of the incident of a business owner hosing down a homeless person and how to have the crowd explain it. He pivoted quickly saying, ah, yeah, he remembered it.

And watched it on YouTube one hundred times, and then he did what the San Francisco Gate called a cruel snicker and his trademarks snap of the mic against his thigh. All right, this next story is horrible. I don’t want to do it, but we gotta do it. The headline from Rolling Stone Do Everything I say. Ten women claimed comedian Chris Dallia preyed on them.

Ten women tell Rolling Stone the forty two year old comedian and podcaster left them traumatized. The FBI is looking into it. Delia denies the allegations. Ten women have shared new abuse allegations against Christallia, accusing the comedian of predatory behavior that included controlling the diets and pressuring them to get tattoos of his initials. And an investigation by Rolling Stone, the women came forward with allegations that Delia went so far as to monitor the locations, how they dressed, and when they slept.

He also allegedly demanded explicit photos from the women at a moment’s notice. The allegations are the latest in a long list against Aliah, who has also been accused of sexual assault and grooming underage girls. Daliah has refuted all the allegations, and now the FBI is investigating his behavior. Rolling Stone reported whing to read verbatim from Rolling Stone they write. For this piece.

Rolling Stone has spoken with an additional nine women who detailed experiences with Delia that have left them shaken, including four women who recall having unsettling encounters and communications with Delia when they were teenagers parentheses. Some women, including those who have previously spoken out against Delia, declined to participate in this story, citing fear of Delia and legal reasons closed parentheses. Several of the women alleged deliad took advantage of the godlike status he had with his fans for his personal sexual gratification, dangling tickets to a show to at least one woman, who claims Dliah outright asked if she would perform a sexual favor in exchange for the free seat. One fan alleged she was twenty eight when Delia pressured her into giving him oral sex before one of his shows. When she began to cry, she says, Delia allegedly told her, if you just do everything I say, It’ll all be okay.

Another verbatim paragraph. An addition, Rolling Stone has learned. The FBI has interviewed several of Delia’s accusers and protect witnesses, and a statement to Rolling Stone, an FBI spokesperson said the agency neither confirms nor denies investigations to protect both the integrity of an investigation and the reputation to those potentially involved in it. Delia did not respond to this allegation. Just wow, awful, No easy way to follow that up.

Have you been paying attention to Matt Friend. He’s a comedian with a lot of buzz on him right now. He does impressions. Among his impressions, one of Howard’s Stern. The clip of Matt Friend doing his Howard Stern impression on the Howard Stern Show is making the rounds on the Internet.

I won’t share it because Howard notoriously waxed down clips. Especially if you want to try and find any clips of the old Howard, say, the Howard that was wearing blackface, you can’t find any of that. So I’m sure if I share with you the Matt Friend, I’ll get a take down here, and I don’t want to do that. So just google Matt Friend Howard Stern. It’s very funny you’ll enjoy it.

Adma Rossi, writes comedy articles for the Philadelphia Weekly, does a great job with those. He recently spoke to Matt Friend and asked, Matt, was there a first voice that you heard that rang a true note in your ear that made it curious to reproduce? And do you have perfect pitch? Matt said it was Mike Myers as Austin Powers for Me, Hank Azarius, Sir Lancelot and Spam a Loot and Seth McFarland’s Family Guide characters. He did not answer the perfect pitch question all right, What do you look for listening for in a voice?

Matt said, I often look at who people are talking about, who’s the political figure that’s gaining popularity, who’s the actor having viral moments or in a TV show? When I was talking about in terms of building an impression, it’s an obsessive thing. I’m constantly doing it at devour late night interviews, read a lot lessen to tons of tape. Then I talk and it develops a little like practicing an instrument, though I don’t think of it as practice. It feels more like my personality.

ADM Morosi says, doing me impressions one thing, making it funny beyond a character catchphrase quite another. When I first went on stage, it was just voices I do. Some impressions get last because there was some real talent. Now it’s completely different. There’s regular stand up stories, crowd work, it’s set or other.

Writing is just as important to me as the quality of the voices slash impressions. In terms of building, it’s about getting on stage as much as possible. I also developed lots of stories centered around my two hundred and fifty plus impressions, some of which are centered around me actually meeting these celebrities. What’s been the hardest impression to develop? Matt said?

Howard Stern has taken time. It’s such a particular rhythm and his voice is so recognizable to millions. It evolved, but now I have it down and thankfully Howard himself enjoys it too. I feel like the rhythms off on today’s podcast. Found that Delia story no easy way to make this any fun right.

Jamie Fox thing is catching my eye, so the latest Karin Fox, Jamie’s daughter, posted on Instagram sad to see how the media runs wild. My dad has been out of the hospital for weeks recuperating. In fact, he was playing pickle ball. Deadline reports that Jamie and Karin will be co hosting a game show together it’s called We Are Family, at a premiere in twenty twenty four. Concurrent to that, Jamie was supposed to host a game show called Beat Zam that’s moving forward with a replacement host.

No pictures of Jamie have surfaced, but a text statement on Instagram said, appreciate all the love. Feeling blessed. Spidy sense is tingling here in the basement. We’ll see. I hope he’s doing okay.

He was always super cool to me. Jay Leno’s game show You Bet Your Life has paused production because of the writer strike. Jay is a WGA member and announced via statement as a remember the writers killed for almost forty years. I truly understand and stand in solidarity with my fellow union members. For that reason, we are suspending production of our game show, You Bet Your Life until such time when agreement can be reached.

I really feel off on the other side of that. Delia’s story I read see I did share the Facebook group Daily Companies podcast group. If you want to read the entire thing, you’ll find the entire thing on Rolling Stone. But wow, all right, John Earle has released a trailer for John Early Now More Than Ever. That’ll be on HBO Max.

Sorry, they’re getting rid of the HBO Max part. Just Max. By the way, that’s a mistake. Guys. Like when I tune in to watch Succession or Barry and I just see the Max logo without the hbox to it, I just feel like I’m at the discount store.

You’re making a mistake on Max. John Early Now More Than Ever. Saturday, June seventeenth, John Early brings his unique blend of cunning commentary, pop star swagger and all around lovable hilarities of Brooklyn, New York and the style of a gritty nineteen seventies rockumentary. Early performs stand up, an explosive song covers from Britney Spears did Neil Young intercut with spinal tap esque backstage sketches. I tried to pull some clips from it and they just weren’t going to work in podcast form.

But you’ll find that out there. The Boston Comedy Festival continues. Zach Sherwin hosts the Crossword Show tonight at seven thirty. It’s a combination game slash music slash comedy show that plays up wordplay and Sherwin’s neck for connecting seemingly desperate bits of trivia. That sounds a good time.

If you’re in Dubai, go see Jim Jeffries and boy, I just feel so. I’m going to skip the Sydney in New Zealand stuff today. I gotta regroup. That story really bothered me. I’m going to leave you today with a massive, massive spoiler for Barry.

If you haven’t watched this week’s Barry yet, whyn’t you leave? And I’ll see you here tomorrow For everybody who’s still around Barry spoiler and three two one Did you notice Bill Burr’s voice in Barry Yeah on the most recent episode. Again, massive spoiler coming up in the next sentence. While Barry spoiler travels back to la with the intention of killing Jean cou he’s listening to podcasts by preachers who discussed the subject of murder. Bill Burr plays Pastor Nick Saint Angelo.

It’s that master who ends up validating Barry’s desire to kill Kusano. You hear Bill Burr’s voice as the pastor delivering his theological justification of murder with supreme confidence. If you’re not watching Barry season four, it has been than fantastic. All Right, I’m gonna go regroup. I’m really off.

That really bothered me. That story. Follow the show for free on Apple Podcasts, Spotify YouTube See tomorrow

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The Shark Deck Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News from Late Bots some jokes about me try and open my pool, and yeah, I had to cancel my pool party over the weekend because my pool was so green. It looked like the swamp thing had taken up residence and there was so green I felt like I was swimming in a giant margarita. My pool is so green, I’m starting to think it’s a secret hideout for Ninja turtles. I asked my pool guy what was wrong with the pool, and he said, you know that’s saying the grass is always greener on the other side. Well, in your case, it’s the pool.

I don’t need to buy a green screen from my videos. I could just use my pool. Jimmy Kimmel, he’s not telling any late night jokes because of the writer’s drake, but he’s doing a fundraiser for Project Als. This will be May twenty six. I’ll be at Taylor Swift humble brag.

Yeah, the May twenty six show, not the Taylor Swift concert. That one’s in New Jersey. The Kimmel’s show will be in Las Vegas at Jimmy Kimmel’s Comedy Club, Sarah Silverman, Jeff Ross and Nick kroll I have already been announced. They also promise special surprise guests. Kimmell said, my first charitable memories of Las Vegas were the Jerry Lewis Telethon.

That made a big impact on me because my dad loved the telethon. Dude, mine too. My dad worked nights, so he’d get home, you know, in the middle of the night and want to watch TV. But this was back in the day when TV would sign off at like midnight one I am remember National Anthem would come on, then the test bars and sometimes it would go straight to static. Are you old enough to remember when I’m talking about?

Yeah, So he loved the telethon, if for no other reason it was on all night, it was something to actually watch. Kimbell said he would watch the telethon in its entirety, and I didn’t even go see it live. I got really fascinated by the final years of that telethon. So it was one thing in the seventies maybe early eighties, when Jerry Lewis could call in favors and he’d have like, actually Frank Sinatra, But by the end it was comedians that like really weren’t that good. I did see Ralphie May on that telethon.

Ralphie was great. I miss Ralphie. Was such a good comedian and I got to hang out with him a handful of times. Really really good person. Somewhere in the feed if you want to look for Ralphie May stories.

I just talked about Ralphie for a full episode about a year ago, if you want to check that out. Kimmel said about Las Vegas, there’s so many other things to talk about when it comes to Las Vegas. People don’t think about the fact that we have hospitals and churches and people actually care about the community. Dave Chappelle cares about his community. One of his Repstoled Bloomberg.

With the decline of Antioch College several years ago, Yellow Springs lost its cultural anchor. Speaking on behalf of Chappelle, my interest has always been in restoring the cultural and creative economy Antioch helped to foster and which made Yellow Springs a haven for art, music culture in academia. Dave continues to go back and forth with the town council for his development ideas. Jim Gaffigan tells The New York Times about blue pens, he said, I like the stable ZOPI flow. What’s amazing about that pen?

Because they work great, then they eventually explode in your hand. I use it for editing. I don’t know how people can write with a black pen. If you’ve printed out something, you put black notes on it, you’re gonna miss him. It has to be blue.

The headline from The Daily Beast Brad Garrett saying I can’t believe I’m having sex with Pete Davidson. Yeah, that’ll get your attention. Spoilers for Buck GISs. Seeing one of the plots, Pete Davidson finds out his grandfather played by Joe Peshi’s dying of cancer, so he plans out a boy’s night to cheer Joe up. In Pete’s mind, that translates to book a fancy hotel room and hire a lady.

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more for his grandpa and I have a good time. Nudge and nudge you know what I mean. Grandpa figures out Pete’s plan immediately, and the second the lady arrives he calls it off. I don’t want to totally spoil the plot, but Brad Garrett’s character gets involved and Pete Davidson has to help him with hip movements. Use your imagination, Okay, Moving on, Garrett said, I was able to read a couple of scripts beforehand.

It was so autobiographical. Of course, there are heightened theatrical scenes, but Pete Davidson was just swinging so wide, even in the comedy. But when I saw we were able to see the struggles that he really goes through on a daily basis, I thought, Wow, this is really very unique, very original. Rides that line without sounding cliche of the common in the tragedy he’s still dealing with. I think he could see by the people that jumped on the show to join him, the sport he has in the entertainment community, and how he’s really admired for being very open about the stuff that a lot of a struggle with.

I’m a recovering alcoholic at his past twenty six years of sobriety, so I really admire him. I think it’s so bored that we see people that we care about, who were in entertainment running part of life, that can be open about their struggles, which is ongoing for all of us. We all have certain degrees of suffering, depression, trauma, and addiction to varying degrees just part of the human makeup. And he’s really one of the first tackle lists, not only in the public form but in a creative form. Lewis Black spoke to laugh Button about the struggle of filming a comedy special May fifteenth of a last year, not yesterday last year, and it only coming out recently, and he said, yeah, it took longer to get it up and we had to wait.

Meanwhile, all the streaming services were in chaos and still are. It ended up taking us a long time to get it out there, but it’s certainly no different. I would have liked it to come out sooner because it would have just worked better. But I think it works fine. There’s a sense of which people feel like they’re over this.

Meeting the p they could tell me all they want. The way things are in the country at this point in time, you don’t know people are over this, and people are still mentally wobbling, and there’s still a residue of anger about everything because they were locked up. You got a whole group people want to ban books.

Meanwhile, their kids can’t read anymore.

What’s the matter with you. He explains what happens is you do the special, then two weeks later you go, oh, I should have said this instead, you start to drop things that were in the special when you do your act. But then there’s things in specially hold on too. I started doing the bit about the audience and they’ll shut the f up opening and I’m holding on to it. That’ll go away in time.

But two weeks after I’m done with the special and you’re in the middle of doing something you’ve done before, you go, oh, I left out all this that could have been said. That would have been great, and you could do that and never do a special, But you just get up and get it out there and move on. This special was about telling the story of myself on the pandemic of what I was witnessing. There was no way to put other stuff in it. As a matter of fact, things that weren’t put in it are now going to be in the next special.

It’s funny because people used to say, oh, you’re doing all the political stuff. It’s not evergreen. You can’t put it on again in and again and again. It’s like, well, it is evergreen, because stupidity is evergreen. Brett Goldstein, and he’s out touring his stand up comedy.

It’s a one man comedy show. He’s at the Orpheum Theater in San Francisco tonight through Thursday.

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Meanwhile, Nick Muhammed, he plays Nick on ted Lasso, He’s also touring.

He has an alter ego named mister Swallow, who’s an off kilter lifestyle guru. He’s played the character for over a decade. Mohammed said, I can’t wait to unleash Mistress Swallow on us audiences. Frankly, the character has a bit of a nightmare. So this one off show could go one of three ways, two of which don’t even bear thinking about.

But in all seriousness, it’ll be an absolute honor to play New York’s wonderful town Hall. I couldn’t be more excited and terrified. June second, New York citytown Hall great Venue. Comedian Russ and Noble apparently used to own a tank. He used to drive it for fun and display it at military shows.

But he got into it with his neighbor and pointed the gun turret at the guy’s house. He said, he’s a property developer and he’s a bit of a jerk. He was arguing over where the fence line was. So I just pointed the tank at his house and my wife went, have you pointed the tank at his house? And I went, do you think that comes across as a bit passive aggressive?

And she said, it’s not passive aggressive. It’s the most aggressive thing you can do. You’ve literally declared war on the guy. Noble says, this is the same guy who threatened to block the access road, and I pointed out to him that whenever he decides to block that road, I’ll go over the top with it. But what you like there and I’ll literally move it.

There’s a band in the UK not really sure how you pronounced their name. I’m going to say Koonts ku in t s. It’s Koons, right, yeah, sure it is John Anyway, the Koonts have racked up another top ten hit, but didn’t get any play on Radio one. Apparently Radio one thinks their name is a little naughty, so I’m saying Koons. Their anti royal anthem called Scrap the Monarchy, entered the top forty at number nine.

They actually changed the name of their band to try and get some airplay for Scrap the Monarchy. This time they went by the Crown Jewels crowned with a K jewel to z at the end. The band has had a few top ten singles in the past, one of which was called Boris Johnson is a two Nasty Words in a row a leaf that alone. Another one called Boris Johnson is still a two Nasty Words in the row, and the third called f the Tories. The individual members of the band also changed their pseudonyms to be more respectable.

Lead singer Kunt went by k Royal for this one. Guitarist churse Hole has become windsor Castle, Bassist Rubbert Johnny is now Regal Johnny, and drummer f Sticks is now Flagsticks. They launched a single said scrap the Monarchy conclains no explatives, So unless having an opposing point of views now outlaw, there’s no reason it can’t be covered in the mainstream press. Blade on the radio and announced on BBC Radio One at the Dubai Comedy Festival today. Jimmy Carr.

I love Jimmy. He’s touring, he’s playing Philadelphia. Ish. I think this fall and that’s as close as it’s coming to where I live. I might have to get down there and see Jimmy.

I really like seeing Jimmy. Hopefully he’s at Montreal again. I could just do that. Yeah, John, that makes sense. Drive seven hours to Montreal.

Why would you drive an hour forty five to Philly when you could drive to Montreal. I don’t know. Well, if I judge Montreal, there’s a comedy festival. Plus it’s Montreal. No offense.

Philadelphia, Actually, Philadelphia is pretty cool. To ever tell you why I started running the first place. Okay, quick story. So I’m thirty nine years old. I’m at flag football and I’ve got chest pains and I go, it’s not going away, and I’m like, hm, gotta be smart here.

Heaven forbid, this is something terrible. So I actually went to the er. And when you’re sitting there with electrodes strapped to your chest, it makes you reconsider things. So I’m like, I have to get my act together, drops and wait, and I started running right after that. But the part of the story I didn’t tell you back to Philadelphia is oh, I had been in Philly the day before and had I don’t know, three cheese steaks.

It was just hard burn. But anyway got me motivated.

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And now I’ve run many half marathons and one full marathon.

Jimmy Carr in Dubai spoke to Time Out Dubai and they asked him to describe Dubai in one word, and Jimmy said one, Well, Dubai, you just use the name. That’s the whole point of names. What’s your favorite place in Dubai, Jimmy said, I’m a bit of a foodie. I like eating well and some of the best restaurants in the world have come to Dubai. It’s fabulous.

You were supposed to name specific places, Jimmy, he says, I say my audiences come and find me. Yeah, there are some people who drive seven hours to montral Apparently there are people who like Edge of Humor everywhere in the world. When I go on tour, they come see the show, and that’s fantastic. It does mean that I very rarely go to a place and think, oh, they seem really uptight. There’s something about an expat community as well.

With people living away from home. There’s more of a sense when they come out of them wanting to see something live because they want to feel part of a tribe, and there’s a lot of British people living in Dubai. There were a lot of people from all over the world living in Dubai. So British people, Americans, Canadians that come to see me, they feel like, ah, these are their people. Time out du buy.

Then follow that up with what’s the weirdest thing in your fridge? Okay, Jimmy said, I’d have to ask my chef, all right. It was the name of your childhood bet Suty, his first dog. Jimmy. If you could trade lives as someone who would be Jimmy said, I would not trade lives.

I’ve got a theory of jealousy. I think jealousy is a poisonous thing. Knowing what you want is a big important part of life. Wanting someone else’s life, I’ve got a holistic view of jealousy. Why would you want to swap lives with someone?

You can’t just have their career, their status or whatever. You gotta want to have the whole baggage. His show is two hundred Dubai currencies, John, Why don’t you look it up because that’s no fun. So whatever DHS two hundred is, that’s so much it’ll cost you to see Jimmy Carr at the Dubai Opera tonight at six pm a local Dubai time. The Boston Comedy Festival in Geared Todd Berry is there.

Todd described as a master of dry wit who is as clever with written material as he is with CrowdWork. Twenty five to thirty five U s dollars at the City Winery, New Zealand Comedy Festival, back after a day off Kura Forresters show is called here. If you need, let’s take a listen. And for me now, I’m all just about unconductional love, positive vibes and not getting myself into any pt drama. And on that note, I just want to say to all of you Pitcher’s at Patni Warehouse and the car park judging me when I walk and I can see you, and I know it’s just because you are jealous of my new positive aura.

And when you call me a homewreaker of Craig and Allison’s home shout out, I know it’s just because you are jealous of me and Craig’s new can shop. All right, I mean kind okay, a little slow there in the same thing, I’ll keep pointing out they’re picking these clips, not me. So that’s the clip that Career chose to go with.

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Can’t even say what the last word is. This bit is called I can’t stand a post porn regret. I haven’t listened to me yet, and why don’t have a feeling I’m about to tell you that I couldn’t play it. Let’s see what happens should There’s this thing that country people do with any regional folk in the house tonight. Because I’m a farm boy myself.

I grew up in the bush. And there’s this thing they do when they walk up to your front door instead of physically knocking, and they just go knock knock, knock knock, or maybe they’re driving and they’ll one down the window and go beep beep, like just do the thing, don’t announce the thing. But guess what, that apple did not fall far from the tree, because I’d do it too. You can take the boy out of the country, but you should have seen me when I first went to New York went and saw Weeke It on Broadway. Oh standing ovation, I’m just there like clack clack clack clack clack clack.

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The Shark Deck Shnny Mac with your Daily Comedy News from the Late Bot Late BoNT did a good jomp today. Hey, happy day after Mother’s Day. Today’s the day when all the moms gets relaxed but their feet Never mind, Hey mom, what’s for breakfast? Yesterday was all about celebrating moms. Today is about apologizing for not doing enough.

I hope everybody had a great Mother’s Day. But if you didn’t call your mom, don’t worry. She’ll let you know about it for the next three and sixty four days. The day after Mother’s Day is like a hangover after a really good party. You wake up and think, wait, did I really spend that much money on flowers?

That was all the ai? Those were pretty good, right? All right? We had a kerfluffle at a comedy club, but Chrissy Mayor is on stage at the Hyena’s Comedy Nightclub. Mayor took a shot at Dylan mulvaney for not having top or bottom surgery a year after his transition.

Mayor joke that she would find the largest male genitalia to add to her body if she were transitioning to a man. So she questioned what mulvaney was waiting for her joke three hundred and sixty five days, like, why has it been a year of girlhood and still no boobs? That’s day one, okay. If I’m transitioning to a dude, day one, I’m getting a large japentage. I’m getting the biggest one you can find.

Like going to the back room, get me something black, Okay, I have something approve here? Why no boobs for Dylan? I don’t understand. An audience members shouted out because he’s a man. Mayor nodded in agreements.

Another person in the crowd said no, she’s a woman. Mayor said, oh, we have one of those. Tensions escalated from there. Some offended patrons got up and left the show. One yelled fu transphobe.

As defended members exited the building, Mayor took a shot at their wait and said, make sure she gets home. I don’t want those women to get a harpooned in the neck on the way to their cars. Worried about their safety. There’s poachers out there. They’re gonna want their tusks.

Via Twitter, Mayor said audience members complained in management before knocking over her merchandise table. Mayor tweets just fy these women and put women in quotes for some reason, when straights and management to complain and then proceeded to stampede a parentheses knock over my merch table. This is the conflict when it comes to comedy and leftists. It’s not just compatible. Reactions to her tweet were mixed.

One wrote that Mayor confuses nasty hate with comedy. John Stewart questioned CNN for having former President Trump on the other day, and John tweeted deared TV. The problem with the Trump town hall wasn’t platforming or a fragile, silent audience unable to be exposed to newsworthy opinions antithetical to their own. The problem was an event that was clearly negotiated a Trump’s approval and owed to access. Stewart wrote from the perspective of CNN saying, we promise good, sir, we are no longer fake news an enemy of the people.

Let us prove to you we are fair and good and we will do this however you would like, just come back. Bill Burt tweeted about New York and Knicks head coach Tom at Tibado. The coach doesn’t have the most full head of hair. Bliber, who has chosen a shave clean himself, says, I respect that the Knicks coach still puts product in his hair. Conan O’Brien was at the podcast upfronts and told this story.

Said, I was heading to dinner and this woman stopped me on the street and she talked to me about how much she liked the podcast. Well, it’s pretty cool, Conan Great. Conan says, would you like a selfie? And she said no, I’m good. Codan’s like, are you sure you don’t want a selfie?

And she said, Wow, you’re just as needy as you are on the podcast from NHL dot com You’re Home for Comedy News. Actor Keenan Thompson using the word actor here because he played Russ Tyler in the Mighty Ducks movie series. That’s right. Keenan Thompson visited East Side High School in Newark, New Jersey to talk to student athletes about hockey teams. After Thompson spoke with the students, Howie Borrow, one of the keepers of the Stanley Cup, brought out the Stanley Cup.

Thompson said, how we brought the cup to show you guys, it’s attainable. If you dream it and pursue it, you never know your name could be etched on this cup as well. John Clees is touring Australia. His show is about his experiences in the afterlife and what the audience can expect when they get there. While he’s down there, he’s going to film a roast in Melbourne that will air on the seven channel in Australia.

That should be fun. I hope they air that here. As for his current tour, he said, I’ve seen enough evidence that something goes on, certainly for some people after they die. Awkward segue here by your host who didn’t plant things out. Sarah Silverman shared that her father has passed away.

Sarah went on Instagram May eleventh and shared some family photos and wrote, my best pal schluppy. My dad died last night. All the sisters and grandkids surrounded him with love and singing and very dark, effed up jokes the final week, but ultimately he wanted to be with his love Janice, who we lost last Monday. He always said he was the richest man in the world because of his family, and he was. Today’s Daily Comedy News is brought to you.

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Kara also invites you to sign up for the free sub stack, which is called knock it Off. The most recent post there is called from Us to You, a love letter to all mothering figures. Those include biological mothers, inherited mothers see the Bigger Picture, mothers, moms who make you laugh, moms who are liberal with spending, moms who walk and talk after dinner, moms who make you pee with text responses, and a bunch of others. I won’t the whole article here. So you’re going to go to the knock It Off substack and you’re going to buy the Power of the Streak.

John, you didn’t talk about it much. You worked out this weekend. Sticking with today’s theme, let me just play all my cards up. My uncle passed away last week, so Thursday and Friday was week and funeral. Yes, Karen, I’m working a funeral into your advertisement, and along with that becomes moving around all the various podcasts that I work on.

So I’m recording this one on Sunday morning. It is a beautiful Sunday morning. Normally I would have taken today and gone out for a long run. But then you wouldn’t have any podcast on Monday and you’d be sad. Boy, that was passive aggressive.

But this week I’m going to get back on it because I am signed up for the New York City Marathon and at some point you can’t be like, well, I probably should have trained. I’ll just gut out this twenty six point two. You cannot gut out twenty six point two. The Power of the Streak Amazon, Barns and Noble Online is an audiobook to do it. I did find a few minutes to watch Hannah Gadsby’s new special, It’s fine.

I feel like I’m in this bad run of every special now. I’m just like, Ah’s okay, so I’m hoping one comes along that just really tickles my brain. It was a nice company. I don’t think I laughed at all, and I’m not saying that to like hate on the special. Like I said, it was a nice company.

It was charming. I enjoy Hannah, but it didn’t light up the parts of my brain they go, oh, this is really amazing. So it’s fine. Hannah spoke to people and they asked where they find inspiration, Hannah says, well, I go to my life where I make lots of mistakes and embarrassment. It’s an embarrassment of riches.

I leave a trail of comedy in my wake. It’s not comedy necessarily in the moment, but that’s part of what I do, repackage on my woes. In the past, I haven’t repackaged it. I said, here’s my woe, ha ha. But this is repackaging it.

It’s more lighthearted. But I always begin with a story that I know is funny and then build it out from there. It’s a fairly authentic show, being exactly who I want to be and who I am. I feel like I’m in the moment. Doing a show that is positive is not as easy as he had to imagine.

It’s much easier to be miserable. So this really did push my skills to the limits. Creative show that is not smug, that’s relatable, but also sharing a real sense of joy. Hannah spoke about not interacting with their fans and explained, I don’t interact a great deal with my fans. I’m on the spectrum and I find that overwhelming.

But I do love my fan base. They’re very respectful and I do get a lot of feedback, particularly from people on the spectrum. That feels great for me because I don’t think there’s a lot of people on the spectrum being autistic talking about being autistic, and it’s kind of territory, so I really like that I’m able to offer a bit of solace around the traps. Note to yourself, if you have a podcast, use black font for whatever reason. My script today is in blue and I could barely read it.

At the Dubai Comedy Festival, Irish comedian Dara O’Brien, if you are in Dubai, thanks for listening, and you can expect a mix of stories, one liners and more. Time out Dubai warns you if you’re sitting in the front row, watch out. He does mess with the audience.

Also there today osco at Kotska, Beth Selling and Rachel Feinstein.

That’s a heck of a show Dubai. You can get in for one hundred and seventy five Dubai currency units. I don’t know what d S is, but for one hundred and seventy five of those you could see these three comedians take on real life experiences with a hilarious twist. That’s a really good show. Monday, the New Zealand Comedy Festival is off, saying he has a couple of shows from people you’ve heard of, Joe like It and Dylan Morin.

Here’s a crossover story from the Palace Intrigue podcast. That’s the podcast about the British Royal family. I’m the writer and one of the listeners, Becky It, said hey, did you see the story? You should share it? And I’m like, oh, I definitely saw it.

So with Becky’s encouragement, I will share it on the comedy podcast. Did you see the guy at King Charles Coronation? He had shaggy hair, big mustache, sunglasses. Some people thought he was a jewel thief in disguise. Others thought he was a jewel thief in disguise named Megan Markle.

He is not. He is Sir Carl Jenkins. Enough people accused him of being Megan Markle in disguise that he had to put out a statement saying I look like this all the time. I’ve had the must since I was eighteen years old. It was very trendy then, so that’s me.

Nothing sinister or surprising about it at all, and people pointed it out that’s exactly what a jewel thief and disguise would say.

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Also another random one, Dame Judy Dench.

You know her. She played m in a bunch of the James Bond movies. The police visited her and accused her of stealing a deer. She’s eighty eight years old. She explained to the cops.

I had come from the theater. Suddenly in front of us, a deer shout out of the park. We stopped and with enormous difficulty, we got the deer back into the park. The next day the police came and said, we hear you were stealing a deer. Seems unlikely.

Not your comedy news for today. Follow the show for free on Apple, podcast, Spotify, YouTube, wherever you get your show. See tomorrow.

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The Shark Deck Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News from Late Bod. Happy Mother’s Day. It’s the one day of the year where we all pretend we’re going to clean out our rooms and do the dishes without being asked. Happy Mother’s Day, everybody. It’s that special day where we celebrate the women who brought us into the world and made sure we didn’t burn down the house with our experiments in the kitchen.

On Mother’s Day, we honor the women who taught us the meaning of unconditional love, patience, and had a guilt trip our siblings into doing chores. On Mother’s Day, we celebrate the women who gave us life, who made us who we are, and who still remind us we’re a jacket when it’s cold outside. Last week on the Joe Rogan Experience, Joe was speaking to poly Shure Pauly Shore’s mom, Mitzi Shore owned the legendary Comedy store. They started talking about owning a comedy club. Joe said, I’d always tell people be nice to comedy club owners because you don’t want to be one.

He says. The biggest stress of the new club has been wrangling lineups. Joe said, I had to talk with myself about it, like, do you really want to take this on? You don’t want to be some person hoping that this guy shows up that he wasn’t doing coke last night and he’s not a two day bender. He misses his flight or he didn’t sleep.

There are so many factors dealing with your livelihood. If you’re a club owner, people get too drunk, they’re crazy, they do this, they wreck the hotel room, and you’re constantly putting out fires. Mark Marrin told Casey RW. I recently worked with Maria Bamford up in Canada. We were in the same venue.

I’ve known her forever and I’ve always sung her praises. But she’s still working at the top of her game, and it’s a game that no one else can play. It’s deep, It covers everything in a way that’s just totally inspired and unique, to the point where you watch her and I’m like, why am I even doing comedy. Stephen Wright put out a novel. It’s called Harold.

The Washington Post took a look. Harold is the title character. He’s a seven year old boy attending his third grade class in suburban Massachusetts in nineteen sixty five. Harold’s teacher is reminding him to remember his upcoming assignments. But he’s the kind of kid who isn’t going to get boxed in by assignments.

He’s smart, but psychically entirely off the grid. Stephen Wright explains he did more thinking than someone his age, or any age. The book collects many of Harold’s thoughts, which are very Stephen Rtsian. For example, wouldn’t it be great if he had a pair of glass bottom shoes that he could wear on the glass bottom boat with no socks on it, so if fish looked up, they could, for the first time in their lives see bare feet that weren’t in the water. Harold wondered if bird angels would have four wings or one more, and being in love was like being on a seesaw where one side contained nitro glycerin Washington Post says, Stephen writes reading of the Harold audiobook is much like a stand up deliberate dead band and levin just a bit by his thick Boston accent.

Jim Gaffigan tilled cracked with stand up comedy. There was a moment when I started headlining where before the show I’d be in the backstage erry watching the show and people would be looking past me. They didn’t even know his headlining. Then after the show when they saw me, they’d be like, oh my gosh. And I was like, wow, it’s really interesting.

People treat you differently, but they’re impressed by the show. It’s not me. I was the guy on stage that was saying some funny things with the microphone. It’s not me. But eventually I started thinking, well it was me.

Hey, great news. Another Adam Sailor movie. That’s what the world needs. This one co stars Adina Menzel. It’s called My bat Mitzvah, coming to Netflix August twenty fifth.

So you want to take that last week of the summer off and stay home and watch this thing. In My bat Mitzvah Stacey and Lydia or BFFs, you’ve always dreamed about having epic bat Mitzvah’s okay cool, but things start to go comically awry when a popular boy in middle school drama threaten their friendship and their right of passage. Now listen to this cast. Not only does it start Adam Sandler, but it also features Jackie Sandler. Sadie Sandler and Sunny Sandler m Meanwhile, in the UK TV channel Dave has ordered a third season of David Mitchell’s Outsiders.

I’ve been watching a lot of Mitchell and Webb lately. I went looking for clips one night and now YouTube keeps putting them in front of me, and people have made these compilations of like here’s all the good clips from season three. I’m not sure how that works from a legals perspective, like yeah, like, okay, you just took clips and put it together for an hour and you get the adder of it. I’m not sure how that works. Mitchell and Webb is fantastic.

If you’ve never seen it, why don’t you type Mitchell and Webb into your YouTube anyway? And Outsiders a six part series. Comedians have to demonstrate their survival ability and a number of challenges. These are jokingly contrived to test whether they had the skills to form a new society in the wild. Mitchell said how brilliant that David Mitchell’s Outsiders is coming back for a third series and that I get the chance to put more comedians through their survival paces.

I can’t wait to see them fly around in the outdoors in a way that is both hilarious to watch and carries with it at the darker truth that should society collapse, most of us are in for long, agonizing deaths. Plus they’ll be lovely cutaway shots of wildlife, which you don’t get in any other panel show. I was hoping to do more for Mother’s Day. I didn’t really see too much. Here’s one from The Gordian.

The headlined the comics Motherhood that Can’t Stop. Josie Long said, before I had kids, I swam in an ocean of time. I did a lot of touring, was away for long periods. If I wanted, I could write all night. I slept in all the time.

When I started in comedy, I was on the sharp end of a lot of sex and stuff. I was told over and over that women’s bodies are disgusting and women’s experiences are niche. So it was wonderfully liberating to do a story about childbirth. Jessica Fostaque as a seven year old son. She recalls what things were like when she was pregnant.

She said it was fifty fifty whether a woman in comedy went public about a pregnancy. I watched my elders hide theirs and panic. Then I watched a few brave women smash through that. There’s a podcast. It’s called Funny Mummies Mummies you know like Egyptian or how the Brits say, mom mummies, Funny Mummies.

It gives comedians to space to discuss these issues. It is hosted by Hattie Ashdown, who’s a comic. Hattie says it’s about mums in comedy being open and honest and not feeling like you’ve got to lie or hide that you’ve had kids. I wanted to find out how comedian mums juggle it all. She believes gigging is not a level playing field as it’s assumed that female comedians are responsible for their childcare.

She says male comics are booked over female comics. We need more Dad saying I’ve got to work out a babysitter in Chicago tonight at Zenies, and recently i posted a photo of myself across the street from Zeni’s having nothing to do with this The Bad Moms of Comedy MMZ or playing at Zini’s tonight at seven. I wanted to find out more about the bad Moms with a Z of Comedy. Hey Bad moms, you gotta update your web game. I couldn’t even figure out your names.

I figured out one of the moms, couldn’t figure out the rest. No details, don’t know what the show is about, don’t know who you are? Come on, step it up. I want to support you. Are you heading to the Dubai Comedy Festival?

Well goods? Here Khan is playing there today is a Here is one of India’s new generation of stand up comedians and YouTubers. He won Comedy Central’s India’s Best stand Up Comedian. He’s even the co host of a comedy news channel. Wait, so he’s the Indian me but funny, okay cool?

I like this guy. By the way, the show’s in Hindi and this next story I saw in the La Times really compelling. We’re gonna go on a Ryan he Orzo buckle up. Kyle Ayers came up with a show called boast Rattle. I did not misspeak boast Rattle.

It’s a head to head compliment base take on roast battle, So instead of ripping each other, you compliment each other. Crowd members get to vote up to two times per person in each round, and winning names get added to a Championship bout to battle for the belt of Flowers. Before kicking off Boast Rattle, Ayer’s pauses to set a complimentary mood. He said, going to get into the bosting spirit and talk to you guys about a brain disease I have called trigeminal neuralgia. It’s like a nerve exploded to the base of my brain stem and a lot of negative about it.

But I was trying to think of the good parts of having a degenerator of brain disease. He unveils a keynote presentation called Kyle Boasts his t N. In the presentation, it said, it’s called suicide disease might sound like a negative, but it’s only called that because it is the highest rate of suicide of any medical ailments. Other slides include I was dead for ten minutes, cool scars, and I win Chronic pain support groups. La Times writes.

By the second round of Boast Rattle, Air sits on stage right next to judge Guy Brainham while two contestants begin complimenting each other. Here’s jaw works up and down and side to side. He massages the right side of his head his eyebrows. Raisin pain after the show, he can barely talk. That night was the first time he addressed his ten on stage, and he’s happy with how it went.

Producer Katherine Swope said, it’s amazing to see the response. It’s easy to write jokes about dating or bad boss, but it takes a special alchemy to make light of something as dark and serious as his brain condition. Back in Brooklyn at Spike Hill, Airs ran Game Night, a comedy show. Comedians on stage played everything from Monopoly to mad libs to family feud. People that worked with him back then talked about we be spelling Bee spelled like the insect.

We be spelling a drunken spelling Bee meets fundraising events that happened back at the knitting factory, and they said he was always the smartest guy in the room. He’s so witty about creating concepts and brainstorming ideas and being able to execute everything. He also began noticing in his headaches back then. Doctors thought the pain was something dental dentists couldn’t find anything. Long comedy sets made him tick and switch.

The pain could make him pass out lights and wind to hurt. At its worst. Tiene keeps airs away from comedy and from people altogether, from months at a time. He says, it’s very interruptive. It’s spending a lot of time in the kitchen floor, keeled over and crying and freaking out.

One doctor scan finally found something. It was determined to be non cancerous. That was the end of the diagnosis. He was in an out of vergent care. One of his friends said, I’ve seen him five minutes before he goes on crying the pain is so bad.

Then he wipes the tears off his eyes, took a big breath with a smile on his face and crushed it. He comes off stage and he’s so weak, but he doesn’t show it on stage. He’s a true professional. Reminds me of any Calfvin going through cancer and doing his last shows, or Bill Hicks having cancer but still puffing cigarettes and talking smack. Doctors finally entertain the possibility of t n ayers.

Was told it’s a rear disorder occurring mostly in elderly women. As he describes it, it’s an improperly functioning cranial nerve triggers pain receptors and his brainstem to feel like I’m getting stabbed and electrocuted at the same time and the right side of my face, he said, channeling his darkest challenges in a positive art would create his most personal and challenging material to date. You want to find it through line and something that’s not just like me being sad, talking about sad stuff and riffing off it. When the pendulum of my mental state swings towards optimistic, I see a show, I think there’s something too it. Eventually when it swings back in the other direction.

Now, I don’t think I’ll be around when this would be developed show. If this is life every day, Wow, that just sounds awful. Kyle Airs, I wish you well. That’s your comedy news for today. Follow the show for free on Apple podcast, Spotify YouTube, Happy Mother’s Day, See tomorrow.

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The Shark Deck Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Let’s try this. I asked the Late Bot to come up with a David Letterman style top ten list for ways to start your podcast when you don’t have a better idea. Number ten. Begin your podcast with a ten minute ran about how you can’t believe you have to come up with a new idea.

Number nine. Start with a lengthy discussion about the weather. Everybody loves hearing about how hot at his outside. Number eight. Open with a list of all the things you don’t want to talk about on your podcast.

Number seven. Kick off your podcast with a dramatic reading of your grocery. List six. Start with a five minute monologue about your mood swings. Number five.

Begin your podcast by reading your horoscope. Nothing says entertainment like a vague prediction about the future. Number four. Open with excuses as to why you don’t have a better opening. Number three.

Start with a joke that falls flatt and then spend the next ten minutes trying to explain why it was funny. Number two begin with a dramatic reading of your own tweets. And the number one way to kick off your podcast when you don’t have any ideas kick off your podcast with a top ten list of idea is to start off your podcast. Thank you late bought. I hadn’t missed this one, but it’s always a popular topic.

I do repurpose the podcast as a YouTube video. Note by video, I mean static image of a wave. But you can listen to the podcast on YouTube. Did I explain that right? You know what I’m talking about.

And the most popular thing I ever boasted was the bizarre war between Jerry Seinfeld and Bobcat Goldthwaite. Maybe I’ll rerun that someday, but I had missed this one. Bobcat went on Tim Hidecker’s podcast, which is called Office Hours Lives. He discussed his comedy in film career, and then a Seinfeld impersonator calling into crack jokes about the cast of Seinfeld and about Bobcat. Heidecker used the bit to ask Bobcat about Jerry, who reignited their beefback in twenty nineteen when Jerry extensively complained about Bobcat on an episode of Comedians and Cars Getting Coffee, whereas Bobcat calls the show millionaires bitching about their diamond shoes being too tight.

Bobcat said, it was so long ago. I was on our cineo. That’s where this whole thing started. I thought we were good because I was friendly with his manager. But maybe I own an apology whatever.

Tim Heidecker played a clip of Goldweight calling Seinfeld a quote spooky, weird scientologist guy banging teenage girls at the time, Jerry Seinfeld. Now people have forgotten this, this happened. I was there. I lived it. At the time.

Jerry Seinfeld was dating Shoshana Lonstein. He allegedly met her when he was thirty eight and she was seventeen. Seinfeld apparently never forgot Bobcat shots, calling Bobcat not funny and criticizing his stupid effing voice. He did that in a lengthy rant on Comedians and Cars with Bridget Everett, who’s a friend of Bobcat. Bobcat said, I was like, Seinfeld finally has an opinion about something and it’s me Also, like, why do I bug him for this log?

I don’t even think it’s about the jokes I made. I think I just didn’t fit into what his idea of comedy is. Him calling me out was like the old West, you know, and I’ve got my forty fives on the wall. I’m retired, and he’s like, Goldfarm, come on out. He fires first, and it’s like, that’s why he does that dumb character.

That’s the only way he can make people laugh. And I just dodge his bullet and I fire back. Your biggest talent is being Larry David’s friend Boom.

Now here’s some great news.

I just took out my podcast app to tell you what episode to listen to. This is episode two three three of Office Hours Live with Tim Heidecker, and it was the January fifth episode. But as I pulled out my app to grab it for myself, I didn’t realize the newest episode from ten days ago. Now, episode two forty eight also has Bobcat Goldthwaite, so plenty for you to listen to. There some more jokes from Bobcat I hear the new season if your show is going to be called old comedians and vans handing out candy on playgrounds.

Sam Morrel’s booked to Forbes and said theaters are so much easier than clubs. It’s actually something Chris Rock said to me. There’s something about velvety seats just makes them behave better. When it’s a prizier ticket and bigger venue. I think you’re taken more seriously.

I have all these memories of performing in comedy clubs where I couldn’t fill the room that just give out free tickets. The crowd doesn’t respect you. There’s no investment. You have to prove yourself to that crowd. With every joke.

I’d be killing it for twenty minutes and then one bomb and they’re like, he sucks. Now. I have people that are listening Mark marin’spop to Casey RW about Nate Burggatsy and said, I watched Nate’s new special and he used to open for me. I remember the first time I saw him. I watched him three or four times at a comedy festival.

I’m like, does anybody know who this kid is? Because he’s got a style that’s totally unique. But the funny thing is he and I politically and spiritually are very different. He’s Southern, he’s Christian. He definitely doesn’t have the politics I have.

But we’re friends and I truly love his comedy. We couldn’t be more different. He’s clean, on the opposite of Nate. He opened for me at Carnegie Hall. But it’s so funny because I watched his newest special and I swear to God I find him inspiring.

But I texted him and I was like, look, I know we think differently about things and we’re spiritually different, but I love you man, and I thought your special was great. And he texted back, I pray for you every day. I love you two men. I miss you. I hope we can hang out again.

Japanese comedian singer Pikazaro you know him. He’s got his comical hit song ppap Remember that one? Yeah? Well. He served as the chief of the Metropolitan Police Departments Azabu Police Station for a day this week.

He even participated in a traffic safety show. Pikataro was clad in his renowned Leopard Prince suit you know the one he wrote, in a convertible and he paraded along to performance by a local high school old brass band. He waves a residence, gathered along the street and promoted traffic safety.

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Meanwhile, at Australian comedian he’s in trouble for urging shoppers to stea…

Fergus Neil encouraged Australians to steal ahead of lettuce as the cost of living pressures are felt across the country. He went on social media and claimed that inflation is used by the Woolworths chain. Yeah, there’s still a chain called Woolworths. If you’re old, you remember the United States one. It has nothing to do with that.

I looked it up when I was down there and I was like Woolworths anyway. Neil Fergus claimed that inflation he’s used by Woolwortz as a smokescreen increased prices and company profits rather than easily absorbing the cost of supply chain issues. He wrote, next time you’re at Woolworths, do your Australian duty and steal a gush darn lettuce. Some people on social media complain. One said stealing from supermarkets results in increased prices for all shoppers to cover the supermarkets losses.

The Daily Mail Australia asked Fergus what he thought about the backlash, and he said, let them eat lettuce. Hey, this is cool. HBO has a thing coming out called Being Mary Tyler Moore. It chronicles Mary Tyler Moore as a storied career spanning sixty years. It weaves Moore’s personal narrative with the beats of her professional accomplishments.

The film highlights are groundbreaking roles in the indelible impact she had on generations of women who came after her. I love Mary Tyler Moore. I’m looking forward to this one. Although they’re being at May twenty six, whereas Johnny mac May twenty six, Johnny Mack has Taylor Swift tickets. Paldtin Nickerson said, one of the nice things about comedies they were unconventional pass but ultimately the only way to get good at comedies to do comedy.

I’m not talking about getting popular, or selling tickets or having TikTok followers. All those things are important in this game, but to truly get good at stand up comedy, it is to do it over and over again. You get little winds along the way, you get your first paid gigs, someone takes you on the road than your headline for the first time. I’d say the biggest one for me was the first time I went on TV. Kevin Hart had a show on Comedy Central called Kevin Hart Presents Heart of the City, which featured up in comers.

I did a showcase for it, but I didn’t think I was gonna get it. I kind of washed out on my memory. Then I got a call from the producer telling me, hey, you got it, and that was overwhelming and very validating. When someone puts you on TV makes it feel like it’s a little less a hobby or some empty pipe dream. Okay.

Dustin Nickerson, what’s her creative process when it comes to writing new material? He said, it’s different for every comic. I’ve never found anyone who’s remotely similar, exactly the same. Someone like Mark Marin works out of stuff on stage, maybe as an idea, and then he finds it on stage. Then there’s a guy like Tom Papa.

He’s writing jokes in a notebook. I knew people who write scripts. I’m usually somewhere in between. For me, everything starts with the genesis of something funny. Do I find something funny about the topic or that idea about that experience.

Then I start talking through. I start saying it out loud. I’ll talk to my wife about it, I’ll talk to other comics about it. I don’t physically write it down very often, but I sometimes make a little note side I don’t forget the idea. Then I go over it and over it in my head at the New Zealand Comedy Festival on Sundays somewhat of a light show the Comedy Fest All Stars or at the Church Hill Jester promises fresh comedy every time.

Let me click on what this is gestures a show where we put our newbies on stage with some of our old hands. It’s a hilarious comedy show in the style of whose line is in anyway? That’s fun? And here’s a show by Karen from Finance called Dating Time. Karen from Finance is headed for the lock up and her workers Frank the CEO and Amanda from Reception could not be happier.

The way they jeer is a downright criminal. Will Karen from Finance prove her innocence or will she walk free? By the way, did you know the British countries all put the weekend at the end of the week on the calendar, like you know, an American calendar goes Sunday, Monday Tuesday, and all the British ones New Zealand Australia have at the end of the week Saturday then Sunday, so when you look, the week starts with Monday, and oh believe me, it messes me up every time I click on it. But when you think about it, it is called the week End. It makes sense.

I think they’re right. Good luck convincing everyone over here to change that. One of the shows you can see, it’s Sydney on Sunday, Brett Blake’s Dog Act and they have a clip. But the bad news is I clicked on it and he’s talking about a sex shop. I couldn’t make enough edits to share it with you.

It was funny. Brett Blake’s Dog Act. Guy Williams was called comedy plus time equals tragedy. Let’s see if this one’s a little more clean. You know.

COVID nineteen has been a real roller coaster for all of New Zealand, and considering we only have one roller coaster in New Zealand, it’s actually been a real treat, to be honest, it’s been a real wild rise. This is honestly the best job in the world. I love this so much, you know, because it can’t go wrong. People is like Guy, what if no one laughs? People pay at the starter show, not the end, and people like Guy.

Imagine doing an entire one hour show and getting no last the entire show. I don’t have to imagine that. I did that in christ Churts last week. I’m a mediocre white man. I can talk confidently for an hour with no laughs.

I just pretend I’m doing a podcast. Hey, podcast joke, that’s mean, all right? He was fun. I had a clip out a couple of naughty words there, but you got to gist he was fun. What are you saying people can go for like thirteen minutes on a pod and that’d be funny at all.

I don’t know. I’m going home. Then follow the show for free on Apple podcast, Spotify YouTube. I don’t know. Maybe I won’t even come back tomorrow.

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The Shark Deck Jenny Mac with your Daily Comedy News. I had mentioned the other day that I was working with the late Bot, and late Bot went on its own and wrote some jokes. I didn’t even ask it to write jokes. But since late Night is off, let’s see what the late bot has for us. I just read that a new study shows that most people who go to the gym don’t actually use the equipment.

In other words, they pay money to pretend they’re going to work out. It’s like going to a tailor swift concert pretending you’re not there for the songs. I’m not sure what that joke reads, but if Kimble told it, you’d laugh. Did you hear about the new iPhone app that helps you find the nearest public restroom. Finally, a way to find relief from both your bladder and you’re crippling addiction to technology.

I wonder why the late bot pick that is a topic. One more and I could see this being a fallon joke. I saw that Amazon is now offering one day shipping on some products. Yeah, because apparently waiting a whole two days for your avocado slicer just isn’t fast enough anymore. All Right, thank you computer.

Let’s go to professional committyans. Wanda Sykes has a new special coming to Netflix May twenty third. I have pre listened to the trailer and I liked to lot. Here it’s your turn to listen. We’ve had a pandemic and insurrection.

Rovie Way got overturned. Kanye’s black ass wearing a White Lives Mada T shirt. I think I’m gonna call this special here comes Jesus. Black people were watching January sixth, like, what in the Wakanda forever is going on here? I mean they were just climbing up the walls.

It looked like a zombie heard, you know, like Julianni bit all over them. They were just confected. Say, you know, I can’t tell you how many Drags shows I’ve been since that. They ran out of hot chairs and boost the seats. You know, my kids asking me once, I say, ask me if they could eat them batists before they go to bed so they could sleep in.

That sounds really promising. We’ll see how far up the Johnny Mack at twenty twenty three list this want a psych special makes it. It’s called I’m an Entertainer. Filmed at the Miller Theater in Philadelphia back in February. The Pressure, he says, the special tackles the challenges of raising gen Z teens and the dilemmas of being a liberal and a hypercharge political climate.

Wanta psychs I’m an Entertainer, Netflix, May twenty third, Jessica Curson. She’s at the Njpackt Theater tonight. This from njarts dot com. Jessica describes her stand up as you don’t have to think a lot. I’m really an entertainer.

It’s very old school. I feel like people just want to see a show now and not have to think so much. They have short attention spans. I don’t talk about heavy subjects like politics or what’s going on the news. I don’t bring up anything that divides people.

Ever, I’m self deprecating. I do a lot of characters, which people love, and it’s more of a high energy kind of show. It’s fast paced, you’re constantly on your feet. I do a lot of crowd work, which I’m known for, and people love that. It’s not just one kind of style.

I do all different voices. The mail comics will always say I don’t see you as a female comic. I see you as a comic. That’s an interesting backhanded compliment. Jessica says, I don’t stick to female centered things at all.

I don’t bash men, I don’t talk about women’s problems. I purposely appeal to men and women. A lot of times guys will come to my shows without their wives or girlfriends, which is very rare for a female comedian. She says, crowd work is hard, but I love it. Some comics would never do it because it’s just not part of what they do, and then there are comics starting out who do it and they’re horrible at it.

Yeah, if you’ve ever gone on YouTube, there’s so much bad CrowdWork or comedian slams, heckler nonsense. Anyway, Jessica says, some comics do it, and we’re very good at it because we’ve done it for so many years and people want to see us do it. There’s some people who are brilliant. It’s sitting down and writing a joke that’s not my thing. Where some of my friends can do that and they wish they could do what I do.

Jessica talked about the changing times in comedy and said when I started out, it was towards the end of this. But if you got the Tonight Show, that was it. You made it. If you’ve got a sitcom, you’re a star. She says, I’ve done The Tonight Show three times and it’s like it’s a good clip to get other work.

But the fact that I have almost five hundred thousand followers on TikTok and YouTube is enormous. It’s everything in your career now. You have to have numbers on social media or else you’re not going to go anywhere. I mean, unless you get a big break somewhere. But it’s the only way to get people to come to your shows.

Before it was television. She’s going to sell for release her new special. She said, Yeah, I’m doing a CrowdWork special and I’m not even trying to sell it. I’m putting it up on YouTube, which is crazy. Years ago, even five years ago, I would immediately try to sell it to Netflix or Amazon or Apple.

And I have like the biggest comedy manager in the business. The fact that I’m not even trying to sell it tells you everything. I’m putting it up on YouTube because I’ll get more out of it because of the fans, and because every comic will push it for me, like bur Kraizer, Joe Rogan, Whitney Cummings. Everyone will say, watch Jessica Special, and with all that sport, I don’t need to put it on TV. It’ll get millions of views, like when you put it on Netflix in one of those channels.

You don’t even know, like you have no idea even if it’s popular or not. You know what is popular? Jessica the eight figure checks. Some comedians were kidding, so I hear you, I hear you, But let’s not act like if Netflix went, hey, gar eighteen seven figures you in, You’re gonna say no, come on, Julia. Louis Dreyfuss talked about the seinfeld curse.

What’s that Well, some people thought there was a curse related to having been a star of the Seinfeldt sitcom For example, Julia sitcom Watching Ellie didn’t do so well, Michael Richards The Michael Richard Show did not do well, and Jason Alexander had Bob Patterson and Listen Up. Those didn’t do well, And Julia said it was invented by the media. They thought it was clever. You don’t need me to prove it wrong. It’s ridiculous.

It made no sense. I was amazed that it had legs. It was so maronic. I don’t know what else to say. Larry David called the curse the most idiotic notion back in two thousand and nine, and he’s had a pretty good thirteen years since.

Larry back in oh nine said, are you crazy? It’s so annoying to hear something like that. There’s no curse. It’s crazy. So there were two TV shows attempt that didn’t work.

Big deal, How many TV shows work? Then they pointed out Jason Alexander was doing commercials for Kentucky Fried Chicken. Larry said, he’s entitled to make a living, but a curse, that’s absurd. Joe List will receive the Comedian of the Year award next week at the Boston Comedy Festival. Joe told the Boston Globe.

I remember the Boston Comedy Festival started in two thousand, right around the same time I started, So it had a special meeting to me. I remember as a teenager being like, oh my god, we have our own festival. That’s crazy. Joe has a special coming out on YouTube this summer. It’s called Enough for Everyone.

He also has filmed a documentary about his film, one time Boston comic Tom Dustin, who now owns a comedy club in Key West, that is titled Too Funny to Hate that’ll be released this fall. Joe’s excited that he doesn’t have to compete in the stand up contest this year at Boston. He says his resume speaks for itself. It’s definitely a different vibe. It’s nice to know I’m going there to win something as opposed to trying to earn my win.

Definitely a lot less stress and anxiety this time. Brian Kylie, who wrote for Conan O’Brien for twenty seven years. He’s also picking up an award. He’d been doing stand up for about a decade when he hooked up with Conan, and now he’s touring again for the first time in thirty years. He says, I’m just doing stand up and I forgot how hard it is.

I mean, I’ve been doing stand up all long, but I didn’t have to go on the road for twenty eight years. I was lucky. I have to work with such funny people for so long, and now I’m spending so much time by myself. I’m not making myself laugh as much as I should be. I need to step it up.

This one surprises me. Fox has picked up a second season of Joe mccale’s Animal Control. I like Joe McHale a lot, and I watched two episodes of Animal Control and I was like, all right, if you have not seen Animal Control. Joe mccale plays Frank Shawn, opinionated, eccentric animal control officer who may not have gone to college, but it’s still the most well reread person in the room. A former cop, Frank tried to expose corruption in his department, but his efforts got him fired, which may explain why he’s so cynical and curmudgeon le.

Plus, he’s played by Joe mccale, and that’s what Joel does. All right, Maybe I’ll have to catch up on that one. I think that shows up on Hulu as well. I know my DVR caught it. I see it sometimes.

All right, I’ll catch up on that one. Macpacker Andy Samberg his show dig Man got picked up by Comedy Central for a second season. That also surprised me, other than hey, dig Man is coming out. I didn’t see any buzz at all about that. Did anyone watch that.

Maybe it’s the bombs burger of Andy Sandberg. H I don’t want to get into that. Today, the Fringe Festival has announced another fifteen hundred ninety six shows going on sale. That brings up the total number of shows to over three thousand, eleven hundred of those or comedy shows. Looks like the Fringe will have more shows than last year.

Last year’s figure was thirty three hundred and eighty five shows. Are you in Dubai at the Dubai Comedy Festival? If you are, go see Sushi Mango tonight, the Australian comedy trio made up of Joe and Carlo Salenttieri and Andrew Manfrey. They’ll be in Dubai with their wildly successful Off the Boat Tour. Their online videos of amassed hundreds of millions of views.

Their characters from their video skits have gone from their parents’ garage to TV screens across Australia. I mean give you a quick taste of them. Here’s a video from six years ago titled Things Ethnic Dance Say. Things Ethnic Dance Says for you? No like this house?

Get we pay cash? How much cash? How much do you give me the oneful cash. All right, I clip right there. What I didn’t submit you to was a fart joke, just fort noise.

We don’t need to do that, all right. That’s sushi Mango. If you want to fly all the way to Dubai to see that. Let’s see what New Zealand is up to. I’ve been getting good results from them.

One show on Saturdays called Becky Umber’s Big Bad Back and the Three Little Pigs. The Big Bad Back is ready to huff and puff and blow the house down. In her debut solo show, she takes us on a whimsical journey through her laughable life as she encounters everything from three blind fish to three little pigs. All right, I’m intrigued. Let’s listen to this guy recently became an adult.

Some people Saturday Night sooner I’m twenty six, you able to lad the nib and now that I’m here, If I’m honest, I hide it. It’s horrible dens out. There’s no take backs. My main grant with it is a I’ve just I’ve had to go to work so many times now, honestly almost every week. It’s relentless.

But I like it’s just it’s quite hard. It tunes out. And see I thought I was getting the hang of it, which your tunes out is exactly when you’re not getting the hang of it. See. It been a few weeks and it got about mid day and I wasn’t freaking out.

Although I’ve nailed this, well, this is great. I can relax.

And then things took a too relax, too much farted in a meeting.

All right, I want to like to slow start fart chokes, back to back fur chokes. Not a fan of fark chokes. But here’s the thing. So, like, this is the clip being showcased. So you’re you’re getting random people like me and you and we’re going, oh, let me check out this show, and you’re hitting play, and that’s the clip that’s being showcased.

Right, we could have picked anything, and we’re picking that clip. So I don’t know.

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All right, let’s see what this Sydney Comedy Festivals up to you.

On Saturday, Beck Charlwood, her show was called good Funny. Let’s listen. I’ll level with you. I didn’t intentionally go for all the guys, right. What happens, right is I have one deal breaker and it cuts out every man under the age of twenty five?

Where am I under twenty five year old? Men in the room, give me a woop? All right, what’s your name? See if you pass this swanbo My one deal breaker to date me, right is that you have to own a bed frame. You got one this year.

I give it up for bar. I was sick of going home with beautiful smooth men like Bow, you know, just being greeted with a disgusting sponge on the grounds. No top sheet, no hopes, no treats, when these idiots will just be like you won’t get dust much unclamidia, So no, thank you already have one of those. See that was fun. She made a lot of the edits that you’d just heard.

But I think that’s good right for the point I just point out on the previous club like, let’s get right to it, doy like you. Yes, I clicked on your thing. You were funny, Beck Churwood. She’s at the Nmore Theater, twenty nine Australian Dollars show, fifteen years old and up. If you happen to be in Sydney, and that is your comedy news for today.

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