Marc Maron and Jim Gaffigan on The Future of Stand-Up, Maron covers Taylor Swift! PLUS Letterman watches Dave Chappelle’s Documentary

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hi there, I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. In case you missed it. Yesterday afternoon, I dropped a commentary episode about this Howard Stern rumor that is just ridiculous. I said my piece there.

You can listen to that later today. I’m going to drop another commentary episode about Mark Marin. That won’t be a thing that I’m going to do every day. I just had two things on my mind back to back that I wanted to talk about.

Speaking of Mark Marin, he had on his podcast his visit to the ninety second …

Jim asked Mark Maron about the future of comedy. Now, I realize, as I’m putting this together, I listened to podcasts at least two X speed, and when I pulled the audio, I pulled it at two X speed. So if you’re listening to me at two X speed, you’re gonna have to listen to Jim and Maren at four x. But neither one of them speak very quickly. I think you’ll be able to follow here.

The question for Mark Marin is about the future of comedy. I have trimmed it for both pacing and language, and it’s at double speed. What do you think it’s going to happen in the next five years? And stand up? Well, sadly I believe about podcasts and stand up think’s happening because of the fragmentation of media and the kind of you know, contraction of mainstream media and gate keepers which some people are good they’re gone, like is it?

So what happens ultimately with social media platforms and the kind of uh malignant spread of podcasting is that you know, people will adapt to anything, and if that becomes the primary you know world of entertainment, you know, the people eventually just adapt to it. So what has quality and what is elevated and what is produced proberly, well it will just you know, seem not necessary. So I think at of what’s happening in stand up in terms of you know, crowdward clips and just you know, gunning for the hits. So you can you know, you know, get a job where people know you from a three minute peace where you talk to a couple about their kid, you know, and then you can fill a room and do more of that. Uh, I could get lowers the bar for everybody.

So I think what will happen is that you know, well produced, well crafted, you know, thoughtful people that have chops and and a real you know, uhh, entertaining, grounded, you know, high quality stuff. Well, it just will become more and more unimportant, you know. But you know there is also no there is you know, it’s you know people. I believe that people value their time even more than their money. And so like those clips, you know, like those people that do the crowd worker make fun of someone shirt and all that, and they don’t have the stuff.

They’ll go once, but they won’t go back and see that person again. I mean, I have a large thory I always been in the next one who does that, they’ll go see that. I really want to believe you, But boy, people are dumb.


Also a double speed.

And I was thrilled to hear this. You’ve heard me, if you’ve listened for years, you’ve heard me slow burn about people named Jim Gaffigan. I’m not gonna pull my punch about Jim Gaffigan. You know, people that we were really good to in the early days of satellite radio, and then when they got a little more famous, they didn’t know how to return calls or wouldn’t come up anymore, got a little too big. Here is Mark and Jim talking about and I never hear this.

You always hear about how Netflix helped comedy, and it has gotten a race from history. Satellite radio helped stand up comedy. Please understand that both serious satellite radio and XM radio, led by the late Sunny Fox, we helped stand up comedy. Okay, please understand this. This has somehow gotten erased.

It goes like straight from the homedy boom of the eighties and the cable TV shows, and then it skips straight to Netflix and everybody skips that decade there. So I was very happy to hear Jim Gaffigan and Mark Maron talk about the paychecks they got from satellite radio. Let’s listen. I used to describe it as you would because it was after this eighties comedy boom collapse. Yeah, it was essentially going into phonograph repairman as an occupation.

It didn’t make sense and it wasn’t like, oh, I forth, you know, saw that it was gonna you know, that cable was going to you know, the simultaneously. You know, it ended up being a joke on The Simpsons, how bad stand up was, but it was an outlet. That was My first TV appearance was on Caroline. But I had no expectation that, you know, satellite radio would send you a check every you know, a couple of most. Things to firstart to come in.

When I got an email from sound Exchange, I’m like, this is a racket. Sound Exchange and I talk too of comic contuity. You better sy not cause I got money for you the one and you always any get the resgual from Sattle. I’m like, Wow, you’re welcome, Jim, call me back sometime. As I mentioned, I will have a bonus episode about Mark maren later today.

Mark Maron really likes that Taylor Swift song that he used in his recent special, to the point where he performed it live. Let’s take a listen. That is not bad at all. Mark Maron out on Netflix today. Jim Jeffries Two Limb Policy is the sixth special for Netflix.

I had mentioned late last week that they were going to screen Dave Chappelle live in real life at the twenty third Annual Martha’s Vineyard African American Film Festival. That did indeed happen. The Holler Reporter says the film chronicle Dave’s Cornfield comedy shows during the pandemic. It was originally titled Dave Chappelle This Time, This Place and originally premiered at Radio City in twenty twenty one during a Tribeca festival. The Holly Reporter says fall out over trans jokes reportedly derailed distribution.

In response, Chappelle did a special tour featuring the dock at a comedy show. The documentary remains unavailable to the general public. The Holler Reporter says audience laughs and cheers were frequent during the screening of the feature. The film feature candid glimpses of Chappelle’s interactions with John Stewart, Bob Saggett, Chris Rock, Kevin Hart, Tiffany Hattish, and David Letterman. It also reveals Dave Chappelle’s role as a mentor to Michelle Wolfe, who lived with the Chapelle family during the pandemic.

As the credits rolled, the Holly Reporter says, Chappelle, dressed in a suit no tie sneakers, took it on stage and awkwardly discussed the documentary, noting that he didn’t know about the scheduled open form because I didn’t read the for sure. I just showed up from the stage. He shouted out to David Letterman, who was in the audience. He told Letterman, I love you so much. Bro.

Dave was handed a microphone and shared that Dave Chappelle is the gold standard he cites when advising young comedians in and around his native Indiana asking whether or not they should go to La Letterman says, if you’re not going to be as good as Dave Chappelle, there’s no need to leave. Quoting Chappelle here, I’ve gone on and get snubbed by the Grammys and the Emmys because someone thought it was a good idea to tell trans jokes. Dave is doing Dave Chappelle’s Summer Camp in Yellow Springs, Ohio again this summer. There were shows this weekend and then the weekend of August twenty first through the twenty third, and that’ll be a wrap for the summer. Amy Schumer revealed she is recovering from back surgery.

She was on social media posing with a walker. Amy Schumer explained, since my surfing injury back in the day, my l five has been killing me today. I got a laminectomy. It’s a short recovery and when I’m feeling better, I will buy a bra in the day. Amy had posted a selfie from the hospital with a caption about overhearing that pickleball really keeps this place in business.

Hasan Minaj and Ronny Chieng are doing well. They’ve added a fifth show to their run at the Beacon Theater December second, third, fourth, and fifth. They’re sold out. They’ve added a ten pm show on December second. I can’t stab that lady, You’re crazy.

Pete Davidson gave an update about the Staten Island ferry. He said, when me and Colin got the call, they were like, we should at least bid on it. We had no idea, no one else would. Now we have a couple of things I don’t even know if I could talk about yet, but we have a couple of brand things coming out and some cool stuff. Seth Meyers said, when I saw the size of the ferry, I laughed so hard.

It was ten times what I thought you guys had bought. Pete said, it’s a five thousand seater, it’s four floors. It’s insane. We rebuilt one floor, and then you know, we’re using that for now, and then once we accrue some more, we’ll do some more. Seth made fun of that and said, I love when you guys try to flip this.

You’re gonna be like and there’s four more floors, and they’re like, can we see it? And you’re like, no, you can’t see the other floors. Eddie Murphy worked with Pete Davidson on that movie that came out on Amazon last week and said, I love Pete. He’s an interesting mix, talented and funny, with great chemistry. We have a lot in common.

We both started a stand up comics really young. We were both on SNL really young. We both lost our dad’s really young, and we both have a connection with women. The comedians usually don’t have ICEO. Weated there.

Eddie Bill Hater revealed the reason he skipped the SNL fifty. He told Seth Myers that Andy Samberg called him about a digital short where everyone at SNL has anxiety. Hater said he didn’t want to be in it because I’m anxious, But when Yang wound up playing the part that Samberg had conceived for Bill, Hayter Peter said of his time on SNL. It was really shaky and everything. I was really anxious.

He said he would often get migraines. His vision would go out on the Christmas Show. During his first season, he got a migraine right before going on stage. He explained, my vision goes, we had to go out there and I had to hold on to Jason Zadaikas just trying to figure out what my line was. Matt Rife getting into cosmetics.

He’s making his debut for Elf Cosmetics. Rife appears in a commercial that’s a parody of a legal firm commercial called the Law Officers of Alfino and Schmarn’s. Rife and his partner crack down on overpriced beauty products while spotlighting ELF’s commitment to clean, cruelty free, and high performance products at jaw dropping prices. On the list of cool things, where at one end we have I don’t know, John Mlaney’s book club, and then we had Jim Gaffigan Bourbon on there. This is way further down the list than Jim Gaffigan Bourbon.

Just in case you’re keeping track, Mitchell and Webb getting back together. I am psyched for this now. If you don’t know who Mitchell and Webb, Are you do there’s a comedy clip, a sketch that makes the routines. It’s two Nazis and one of them asked the other, are we the baddies? Those guys?

That’s Mitchell and Webb. If you are a little more hip to comedy, you are familiar with their various sketch comedy shows and their sitcom peep show. They’re coming back for Channel four with Mitchell and Webb, are not helping a brand new sketch series No premiere in September. Six episodes featuring Mitchell and Webb leading a new generation of comedy talent and a chaotic blend of sharps, sat tire, dry wit and it’s a real silliness comedy rule of three there. In a statement, Mitchell and Web said, when Channel four asked us to do another sketch show, we were startled, bemused and available.

It’s a perilous time for the industry, and so it’s our hope that relaunching the trickiest genre of comedy is a brilliant piece of counterintuitive commissioning. We’re looking forward to working with our brilliant new cast. Despite their youth and talent and would like to encourage viewers to watch the commercial breaks carefully and do their best to buy something. It doesn’t have to be a car, but you know, a box of chocolates or an app or something. Channel four is head of Comedy, Chirleie Perkins said, and this is an actual quote, sketches back Baby.

We’re so honored to be working with David Robert and their contemporaries, alongside an exceptional collective of newer voices. Blah blah blah ah. But nothing on the internet can be liked. Some people found the teaser unfunny. On Reddit, somebody posted absolutely love these two, but I hope the show’s better than this sketch.

Another said I hate to say it, but I didn’t even smirk. More than anything, it just felt very dated. Hopefully it’s a blip, but this worries me if this is the clip they’ve chosen to preview the series. Another not gonna lie. That was a pretty unfunny sketch.

I don’t go traveling a lot, so maybe I don’t get it. But if that’s a sketch they’re leading with, yikes, Mitchell and Webb are not helping. September Channel four gossip Conna whispers in the street gossip con probably Mopie gossip Conn Aware the rumors meet with Johnny Mackett’s always a Tree. Gossip Connor whispers the tree gossip conn probably gossip Conne. Where the room with me with Johnny macs always a Tree.

I’ve been walking around my house singing that song. It is very catchy on gossip Corner. Nate Bergatzi has adopted a dog. He shared this with the crowds at his two shows stop in Philadelphia over the weekend, Nate introduced his new dog. The dog is named Philly.

Nate brought the dog out and explained that the Pennsylvania SBCA had rescued Philly from quote bad, bad conditions and added on Facebook, Philly will always hold a special place in my heart and now in my home. Nice job, Nate. Shelter dogs are always the way to go. This one Margaret’s show ripped Dean Kean. I don’t know if he saw Dean Kin announced that he was joining ICE.

I don’t want to debate that, but she wrote, You’ll never be white. Why would you join ICE and encourage people to join ICE when your ancestors were interned in World War Two, and it was at that point for the first time in my life, I even pondered Dean Kaine’s ancestry. Apparently he was born Dean George Tanaka. He was born in nineteen sixty six. His mother later married Christopher Kean, who adopted Dean Tanaka and his brother and changed their last name.

I always just looked at the guy and went, you know what, he’s a good superman. And Jay Leno, who as you know, is the worst press in the world because he commented on what Late Night should do or not. He showed up at a meeting of Toyota enthusiasts. Jay was driving a brand new Ford Mustang GTD. Jay was not invited.

A bunch of Toyota Supra owners were getting together. Ja pulls up and goes, it’s super day. I’m out superd The fellow car enthusiasts were impressed by the GTD. Apparently it has a supercharged V eight with eight hundred and fifteen horsepower and six hundred and sixty four foot pounds of torque. Did I get that right?

Car? People and people took photos with Jay, and I don’t think anybody gave him a hard time about having an opinion about late night comedy. The National Comedy Center waited till about four forty five pm on a summer Friday to announced that the Joan Rivers Joke File Exhibit would open on Saturday. It has indeed opened. The centerpiece of the exhibit is Joan Rivers Legendary Joke File, a collection of nearly seventy eight thousand original jokes created by Joan and organized into hundreds of categories, from parents, hated me and cooking to weddings and airlines.

When I worked with Joan on her radio show, while she worked with twot writers, and they would scribble something down, and like we just had like regular old notepaper, and they would scribble something down, pass it to Joan and she would deliver it, make it fun. Sometimes I’m not even sure she knew what the reference meant, because it was like a young guy to keep her like cool and hip. But you could pass her anything and she would read it and nail the joke. The immersive design at the museum allows guests to hear and see Joners performing jokes pulled directly from the file. Viewers can view original joke from the file up close and even brows.

There were a curated set on their own. Among the files three hundred and ninety jokes about New York, five hundred and thirty eight on guys I dated nine hundred and eighty nine, on politics, fourteen hundred and thirty four. On aging under weddings, Joan wrote, I was left standing at the altar so long my bouquet took root under edgar. She wrote, my honeymoon was a disaster. The next day he screamed, don’t tell me you can’t cook either, and under cooking if the Lord wanted me to cook out of aluminum hands.

These hands were meant to hold church cards out Today. Alfred Robliss crowd Work Special on the eight hundred Pound Grillis YouTube channel at seven pm Central Standard Time. Now. They wrote, CST. You don’t mean CST, you mean CED.

We’re on daylight time. If you do mean CST, you’re just confusing everybody. So if you’re in Central Time, trust Johnny Mac seven o’clock East Mountain, Pacific do the math. Blond Medicine and Ben Katzner announced the release of his debut comedy special in album. They are both called Supple Harlot.

The video version is out now. The audio version will be out Friday, September twelfth. Ben uses observational humor and skilled storytelling to discuss everything from his own adoption to reading romance novels in a desperate attempt to connect with and understand the world around him. Voice mag has been catching up with comedians at the Fringe. Edie Hurst is there.

Edie’s show is Edie Hearst’s wonderful discovery of Witches in the County of himself, a tale of the Lancashire Witch Trials, the Vinga Boys, and absolutely nothing else that’s complicated. He explains. At the start of each show, I try to flop out of a giant cauldron.


Also, there’s a bit where I really struggle with a large roll of paper and th…

But I think what I’m most looking forward to is showing the world how the Vinga Boys greatly made a concept album where they learn to circumnavigate the globe. Okay, sounds like a show that’s a little bit out there.


Also at the Fringe, Luigi the musical.

This thing’s got some buzz on it now. Luigi’s heading over to the Fringe. That show will be at The Tonic August nineteen, twenty twenty one, twenty two into twenty three, and that is your comedy news for today. If you check the clock, you see how long we are. That’s why I’ve been splitting out the commentary episode.

So later today I’ll drop some words about Mark Marin and I’ll meet you back here tomorrow. Well, no, i’ll meet you back here later. I want you to listen to the commentary episodes, so listen to that, and then we’ll also get back together tomorrow morning for a normal episode. See Yah,

The Dumbest Howard Stern Rumor Yet — And Why It’s 100% Wrong (Bonus Commentary)

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hi, I’m Johnny Mack. My phone is blowing up with people asking me about this Howard Stern story. So I thought, let me just record a commentary episode. I’m not working off the script.

I’m just talking off the top of my head. In case you missed it, the US Sun was the original source of this The US Sun last week. Let me pull up the proper headline, just to get it right. The Howard Stern Show to be canceled after nearly twenty years, right, So, canceled is a loaded word in twenty twenty five the US Sun, And I’ll let you for yourself decide where that is in terms of reporting, somewhere between the New York Times and Daily Comedy News. Whatever you think of the US Sun, this is from the US Sun.

An insider said, Stern’s contract goes up to the fall, and while Sirius is planning to make him an offer, they don’t intend for him to take it serious. And Stern are never going to meet on the money he’s going to want. It’s no longer worth the investment after you saw what happened with Stephen Colbert. It’s just like they can’t afford to keep them going. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

So once we say the word cancel, now we’re also talking about Stephen Colbert. Forget about the Stephen Colbert of it all. But that totally to the side. This has nothing to do with this. The source claims.

If Sirius isn’t going to give Stern a good offer, I don’t think I would have anything to do with his ratings. It’s more likely everything to do with the political climate. Now we’ll see some more nonsense articles talking about how many people are listening to Howard, and I will get into that as well. Listen to me. Here’s the premise of everything I’m going to say.

And I say this as somebody who was already listening to WNBC as a was I even a teenager. Yet when Howard first came to the WNBC, I was already a listener to the station.

And then this guy named Howard Stern started doing afternoons.

I followed him to k Rock. I was at Serious Satellite Radio when the deal was announced. I was in Los Angeles the morning it was announced. I was there when Howard came on board, and we had fewer than one million subscribers. If I remember the numbers correctly, and I will tell you this.

There is zero chance I’m not leaving the door open a crack, zero chance, zero chance that Howard Stern is gonna come back from summer vacation and be like, Yep, that’s it, Robin. We’re doing nine ten more weeks and that’s it for my career. No way. Okay. I’ve heard people refer to the Derek Jeter farewell tour.

That’s what you’re gonna get. Remember when Johnny Carson. Maybe you don’t because I’m ancient, those of us who remember when Johnny Carson stepped down, you’re going to get that. I always predicted Howard would do a two year farewell tour, and I’m still not sure that he won’t. I guarantee you he does at least a one year farewell tour.

Now write this down because people are just being stupid. Write this down. Okay. Howard has not really been in the news for like fifteen years, and now everybody’s talking about him every day. He loves that.

He absolutely loves that. Here’s what’s gonna happen. He’s gonna come back in September off the summer break, and he’s going to lightly talk about the rumors. He’s gonna dangle. He’s gonna say phrases like I don’t know what’s going to happen, Robin.

He’s going to joke about how they’re getting to the end. He is going to milk this for the entire fall, and on the very last day into Christmas break. So I’m not sure how late into the month Howard works these days, But maybe Thursday December eleventh, maybe Thursday December eighteenth, if I have to pick, I’m going to pick Thursday December eleventh, Howard and serious announce, Oh yeah, we’ve extended a deal. Now will he get one hundred million dollars reportedly this time? I don’t know.

I have seen in the entertainment industry people renew for less and do less work. Now, I don’t know how much less work Howard could possibly do with the summers off in the three day weeks. But both sides are going to want the farewell tour. They were going to want every celebrity coming in, Lady Ganga, Paul McCartney, all the greats coming in and telling Howard how wonderful he is as he tries to cement this legacy that he’s not the shock jock, he’s not the person that did the ted dance and sketch. He’s not lesbian dial of Date guy, he’s not Beast Reality dial a day guy.

He’s the respectful great interviewer that he’s been trying to spend these last few years. There will be a farewell tour. The idea that Howard Stern is just quietly going to go into the night, no way, and conflating this with Colbert that’s just nonsense. So more nonsense going around is this nonsense that Howard Stern has an enemy at Serious XM. Again, the source on all this the US Son.

I’ll let you determine how much you enjoy the writing of the US Sun. So this version of the story, which got amplified by page six. Who are sourcing the Sun? Is that Serious XM executives have to take pains to keep Alex Cooper and Howard Stern from running into each other. Now, please understand the geography of the Serious headquarters in New York City, where I worked for ten years.

Now. I haven’t been into building a ten years, so maybe perhaps possibly there’s been a major change. But I do know some former co workers and no one has mentioned this to me. When I was there, Howard was off in his own compound. You couldn’t get into howard Land unless your key card would let you into howard Land.

Mine did not. And you never ever, ever, ever saw Howard Stern, except if you happen to be in the lobby when he was leaving for the day, walking from Howard Land to the freight elevator, which he would take down because you don’t want to write a civilian elevator. You might run into some civilians. You didn’t see him in the hallway, you didn’t se him in meetings, he didn’t see him in the bathroom. He’s off in howard Land.

So this idea that I don’t know he’s going to run into the hallway and see Alex Cooper. Even if Alex Cooper happened to be standing in front of the freight elevator, it would be a six second encounter. An insider told the son, she’s the one that bugs him. She gets hundreds of millions of hits. She has this mega one hundred and twenty five million dollar deal, and he hates that this young bubbly woman is the new thing.

They have to keep Howard away from her. They have to keep Howard away from when she comes to New York, so he’s there three days a week. I don’t know how often she’s there. This is a non story. The source claimed.

It’s completely turned Howard’s world upside down. He’s been in radio forty years and this change has really shocked everyone. Alex and Joe Rogan. These massive podcasters have traditional radio guys stunned. This is all silly.

I am also a college professor, and I have walked people through the math of the Howard Stern deal for over a decade. Now. Serious these days has a trillion different plans and I try to look into it and I don’t understand it. But the math, the way I used to teach it when I worked there, Serious was thirteen dollars a month. Okay, Now, how many people do you think came over for Howard?

When Howard came over, we had around a million subs. They’ve eventually got up to thirty million subs. Do you think one million people came over for Howard Stern in two thousand and six? Is that an absurd number? Let’s use that number.

So if a million people came over and paid thirteen dollars a month for twelve months a year. That’s one hundred and fifty six million dollars. You give a hundred million to Howard, you make a fifty six million dollar profit. If the number’s not one million, if it’s two million, now you’re making some serious change. I saw a report the other day that said Howard’s audiences down to only one hundred and twenty five thousand listeners.

I don’t know where someone would get that number from. When I worked there, you had no way to know who was listening to what on the satellite radios. You could look at Internet data and extrapolate it from streaming. Maybe the newer radios have some two way capabilities that I’m not aware of. Maybe somebody did a survey with Nielsen Audio.

I don’t know, but fine, I’ll accept your number. If we multiply one twenty five by twelve, by thirteen, we would reach nineteen million, five hundred thousand. So if the value of Howard Stern at that calculation is a nineteen and a half million, then you wouldn’t be able to pay him one hundred million dollars, but you could pay him twenty million dollars. Get the Howard halo effect. Do the farewell tour and what you’ll get from him is twenty million dollars worth of work.

So whatever he’s doing now, you’d get a fifth of that. And in the end, we used to joke when I work there, you don’t actually have to do the show. You just need press release to go out. So, as I wrote in my sub stack link in the show notes, Howard could work. I don’t know, fifteen days next year, as long as it’s the right fifteen days and it’s the maybe the January Birthday party, the big farewell event.

Could Howard sell out the Garden once? I think he could. If weird al can, I think Howard Stern can. Maybe you do a big event there. You do a couple of farewell things.

Paul McCartney comes in, Lady Gaga comes in, Tom Hanks comes by. You do fifteen of those. Here’s twenty million, Howard. That might be enough. No, I’m not saying he’s gonna do fifteen shows, but maybe he’s gonna make a little less work a little less.

But the idea that Howard Stern is just going to come back and be like Robin, We’ve got nine weeks left. It’s been a great forty years. Zero chance. And that is some bonus commentary for today. I’m going to do another bonus commentary tomorrow about Mark Marin.

I do not intend on doing this every single day, but I just had two topics on my mind that I wanted to share with you back in the morning with a normal episode

George Clooney Praises Adam Sandler, Tom Segura’s Surf Fight, TJ Miller and TJ Hooker

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Callaroga Shock Media. Hey there, I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Now George Clooney. You respect George Clooney, don’t. Yeah, I’m often mistaken for him on the street.

People will be like, hey, you’re that guy, and I’m like, yeah, Daily comedyis and they’re like, no, no, you’re the guy from Er George something, and I’m like, no, no, that’s not me. But we’re often confused for each other. He spoke to Vanity Fair about wonderful dramatic actor Adam Sandler, and I respect the heck out of George Clooney because he speaks the truth here and I’m excited. Clooney is working with Sandler on a film called Jay Kelly, and Clooney says of Sandler’s performance, this film, more than any film Adam has done, shows what a beautiful, heartfelt, soulful actor he is. So we’re getting more dramatic Adam Sandler, which I love.

I think he’s one of the best. He’s terrible at comedy. All his comedy movies are really awful. But dramatic actor Adam Sandler, I’m in. Clooney said it, kept telling the cast don’t call him Sandman.

Don’t talk to him like he’s just some goofy comedian. He’s actually a really beautiful, wonderful actor. And I agree, no sarcasm. You’ve heard me say this before. Now this next paragraph.

I’m reading the text here, and it depends on the spin. Stay with me, Coloney said, because of what his paycheck is, which is doing big goofy comedies, when he does these other beautiful, uncut gems kinds of movies, it reminds people of that. And in the phrase, I don’t know where to put the verbal spin on it. I would read it as he’s not just a good comedian, but I suspect Coloney said it he’s not just a good comedian. But no anyway.

Jake Kelly in Theater is November fourteenth, streaming on Netflix December fifth. From surfer dot com You’re home for comedy news, Tom Sigora apparently was in a surf fight. The source for this Tom Sigora, who says I got into a surf fight, pretty good source. He explains. It was over a wave.

I was going to take a wave and this guy was like, that’s mine. I go, what are you talking about? I go to paddle out to it, and he flipped out. He pulled out a swim blade. He swung at me with it, scraped the side of my face.

I hit him. I don’t think he surfed away. He kind of floated for a minute, and then I left. Wife Christina was wondering if the guy’s dead, so Gore said, I guess I didn’t see anything in the paper. He had a switchblade in his shorts.

Did this story happen exactly like that? I don’t know. Mark Maron was on The Bad Friends podcast with Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee. Maren started talking about somebody from Austin, Texas. I don’t know who he could have possibly meant, maybe some sort of podcaster, perhaps a guy that likes Mma.

Who knows who he was even talking about, because Maren did not say who he was referring to, So let’s see if we can parse Maren’s words here on the Bad Friends podcast. Maren on his own feed last week dropped that appearance at the ninety second Street Y with Jim Gaffigan. At the time of this recording, I’m about halfway through it. Listen to it while walking the dog the other night. Maren was great and Jim is fine.

But I’ve brought this up before, especially when he’s hawking the bourbon. Jim on stage performing written material clearly funny. Any other environment, Jim’s not that funny, and he doesn’t even sound that much fun Listen to him with Maren. You can hear Maren. I think you could wake up at three in the morning and Maren’s just funny.

I’m not sure if you woke up Jim at three in the morning, he would nail it. It’s fine, there’s nothing wrong with that. It just is. And I’m observing it because I have a podcast. I’m in the basement.

So we’ve got Jim Gaffigan super cool bourbon thing, the John Mulaney book Club, which is even more cool.

And now Jimmy Fallon is bringing back his book club, which is called Fallon b…

They worked on that for hours to come up with that title. Fallon went on social media and posted Fallon book Club is back and I’m looking for your suggestions comment below hashtag Fallon book Club. Now. Fallon started his super cool book club back in twenty twenty one, so John Mulaney’s is a total ripoff. Back then, fans voted on a final pick from a list of six contenders.

In June, Stephen Colbert, whose show was canceled probably because of this, launched the Late Show book Club. I wouldn’t get too attached to the Late Show book Club because I doubt CBS is going to keep that around. Mlanie’s book club is titled Malanie Reads, which is somehow an even worst title. I almost had a breakdown there my computer. All of a sudden, it was like audio in put not working and the mic wasn’t working.

So I restarted the computer and then I brought this file back up that you’re listening to now, and it was blank. And I was like, are you kidding me? Because I just did six minutes and now turn out at Bilt Burr, Come on, computer, you gotta work. Anyway, the file was still there. That’s the six minutes you just heard.

This is session two. Bill Burr was on Vulture probably two weeks ago now, and I’m still picking away of that. Such a good interview. Bert said, one of the funniest things ever is that so many of my bits are online, which is great promotion to sell tickets, but the names of the jokes they name them like, that’s not the name of the joke. That’s not the perspective of the joke.

I’ve seen people teach comedy classes saying, you see what he’s doing here. Bothered me at first. Then I’m just like, you know what, what I care? The songs I listened to for forty years and I thought they were about something. To hear the artists go like, no, wasn’t.

I just saw something. I don’t know if it’s true, but that Buffalo Springfield song that goes, stop children, what’s that sound? Everybody thought it was about Vietnam and the band goes, no, it’s just sort of about this little rock club in LA, And it’s like, oh, I thought your song was about what I cared about the topic turn Two political candidates appearing on podcasts first said, I remember the first time I saw President go on the Tonight Show. I thought it was cheapening the office. They never did that.

They used to run for office that have the debates, and they wouldn’t even go and meet the press. But now I feel like everybody is a camera, so it’s all over the place. I think the landscape of it has changed. All I can say is personally, I’d never do it. I’d never have somebody come on, who’s running for president?

Now? With my intelect I’m not going to sit there and be like, so, what’s your foreign policy. I’d be like, within three minutes, dude, what’s your favorite super Bowl?


And then people watch it go I like that super Bowl too.

I’m going to vote for that guy. It’s just so far behind my wheelhouse. Somebody once said to me, Bill, you’re a really smart guy, and I go, yeah, it is a sports bar. You put me in a sports bar and you want to talk to me about seventies and eighty sports. I’m scoring very high.

He put me in that forum where I have to interview somebody who’s gonna run for president, and then, as the sports bar guy, you’re gonna say, yeah, this guy did go to summer school a lot. Matt Rife, you’re the youngest comedian to sell out two nights at Madison Square Garden. Any thoughts Billboard was curious? Rife said, a lot of times, these kind of accomplishments and accolades are art to process in the moment because everything’s been happening so fast. A lot of the shows at broken records and venues, and I go, oh, that’s really cool, But not until two or three months later to go, wow, that happened.

When you’re first starting out on an open mic, the dream is the Garden. So to get to play twice sold out before the age of thirty, it meant everything to me. I’m so grateful for my fans, my team, my friends, and my family and everybody who’s helped me get to this point. Right now, it feels very surreal, you know. I know it’s trendy to hate on Matt Rife, but his special is funny.

In every interview I read with him, he seems like he’s a cool guy. Sorry if he looks nice, and that makes some people annoyed. He’s got a thing going on. Doesn’t seem like a jerk man. How would you grade your Garden run?

He said, Oh, that’s a tough one. To give them both an A, not a plus, but A. I really had a good time at those shows, and I felt like the audience did as well. That’s not always the case. Sometimes I feel like the crowd had a good time and I didn’t.

For some reason, they’re bringing back t J Hooker, remember that one the other William Shantner show. He was a Policeman ran from nineteen eighty two to nineteen eighty six. Netflix is bringing it back. The thought is it’ll be kind of a goof the way twenty one. Jump Street was not sure why we’re making that, but okay.

Chance the rapper is finally putting out his album star Line, and he said he got advice from Dave Chappelle, who said to approach the project as representing a moment in time. Chance said Dave told them rap albums they’re like yearbook photos. It’s not the full story of who you are. It’s just who you are in the moment. It’s important to take that snapshot and put it out there so you have documentation of what that moment felt like.

The album will be out August twenty second, out today early access on the eight hundred Pound Guerrilla. TJ. Miller is the philosophy Circus. TJ. Miller recently spoke to The Spokesman Review and spoke Hanne.

He gave them the business about what they named their restaurants. He said, the city’s like a functioning alcoholic with restaurant names like twenty four Taps Burgers and Brews, or Soulful Soups and spirits. TJ said, do you understand that looks insane? Anybody who doesn’t live here. You don’t seem to.

You’re totally okay with it. He shared a conversation he had with Amy Schumer. Amy asked TJ if he was working on a special. TJ said, I think one’s coming together, but that’s not my directive because I like improvising. He asked Amy if she was working on a special.

She said, no, I’m just trying to love the time that I’m spending with the audience. Miller said, I thought that was wonderful. You’re never going to see me and go, well, I guess I’ll see all this online. Everybody’s gonna even go wow, that was just for us. He says he wants every night of his current Crowd Sorcerer tour to feel like that.

TJ says, my whole focus is trying to keep it light now more than ever, more importantly, I’m trying to have the audience walk away every single show saying, no one’s ever going to see that. That was very, very unique. I understand what you mean there, but things cannot be very unique. They’re either unique or not. Pet peeve of mine.

We are getting long here, all right, So I’m kicking four stories to tomorrow.


Let’s talk about the trailer for the paper, The Office semi spinoff.

People seem to like it. I’ll be honest, I didn’t make it to the end of it. Let me tell you about it. The paper is a mockumentary from Greg Daniels and Michael Korman set in the same universe as the US Office, which I guess is set in the same universe as the UK Office, right because we saw Ricky in the hallway. Anyway, the documentary crew that made the dunder Mifflin documentary now they’re at a newspaper, a Toledo newspaper called The Truth Teller.

I kind of hate that they called it the truth Teller and not like the Toledo Tribune, Toledo Sun, Toledo News Gazette or something. The Truth Teller just seems hacky to me. But okay, so I’m all Gleeson. You remember him. He was the cartoonish villain in the Star Wars sequels, not Kylo Wrenn, the other guy that worked for the Empire.

Well, Gleason’s doing an American accent as Ned Samson, who’s hired as the struggling paper’s new editor in chief. We see a trailer. It looks a lot like the UK office. The way it’s shot and even the font they’re using it feels like the office. The co lead I forget her name.

It’s the woman who worked the desk at the Italian season of White Lotus. A lot of the jokes are coming in, at least in the trailer, coming from her not speaking English as well as maybe somebody else does. That’s not my kind of humor. I don’t hate this thing. I’m sure I will watch it, but I also didn’t make it to the end of the trailer, so I wasn’t like, oh, my goodness, this is great.

I also don’t understand what Peacock is doing with it. I’ve talked about this before. It’ll premiere September fourth, with four episodes on Peacock Up against the Night one of NFL, and it’s not like you can’t watch it later. But I’m pretty sure there’s an NFL game the first Friday as well. I feel like the Chiefs or somebody are in Brazil, and then Sunday, of course, is all NFL.

So I don’t know why they put it there, it might get lost, and then they’re doing two episodes every Thursday through September twenty fifth and then we’re done. So even if this thing is it’s like, oh have you seen the paper, It’s amazing, it’ll be come and went in three weeks. Why would he do that? Why didn’t you just put out one a week for ten weeks and get some water cooler going. Yeah, no, I guess not.

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From the Daily Mail, we found out how much money Jimmy Carr is making. They say accounts File that Companies House have revealed that his firm R and I Futures Limited made four point eight million pounds in the year two September twenty twenty four. I’m not sure the structure of that sentence, what exactly that means. Whatever the timeline four point eight million pounds, The Daily Mail says, Jimmy set the company up two years ago and is earning nearly one hundred thousand pounds per week. Not bad.

Good news too. Last One Laughing, which I loved, is coming back for a second season, Jimmy said him so pleased people had as much fun watching the first season as we had making it. Can’t wait to bask in the reflected glory of the next ten comedy legends taking on the challenge.


Speaking of Jimmy Carr on the fourteenth, Jimmy Carr Laughing and Joking is o…

That’s cool now, as people have been saying, as you know, Jay Leno is the worst person in the world because he had an opinion on late night television. Yeah, what a terrible guy Jay Leno is, which makes it even more shocking that he raised seventy thousand dollars for the Doctor Martin Luther King Junior Community Center. The donation came from Jay Leno’s July ninth through the twelfth performances at a brewery. Heather Hoole Strout is the executive director of the MLK Community Center and said, we are thrilled with this donation. Jay Leno, who you know is the worst person in the world, Well, because he had opinion on late night television.

I mean, what does Jay Leno know about late night television? Right? Jay Leno and Newport Craft presented an incredible opportunity for our community to support the MLK and our community shut up in full force. The funds will support the center’s food pantry and mobile food pantry, stock vegetables for the weekly Protos to the People program at the center. The money will also sustain wellness programs, including free yoga, chi and cooking classes.

Director Strout said, Jay who you know, was the worst person in the world because he had opinion on late night TV? And who’s Jay Leno to talk about hosting eleven thirty show? What does he know about it? Jay cave his time and talent for four sold out shows. Jay Leno doesn’t just live in Newport, he shows up for Newport.

This generosity will help in so many ways. We’ll help keep our food in our pantry and mobile food pantry and more stock veggies, et cetera, et cetera. I told you about that already. Nice job, Jay Leno. Friend of the Show, Dan Boobletz Junior and Big Laugh LLC have announced Live in Loveland, now streaming on tub filmed at the two the Five’s taproom and Lounge.

Dan said, it’s a great feeling knowing that a project that was filmed here in Loveland will be seen across the world. Words can’t describe how good it feels to have a hand in highlighting comedy in Colorado and beyond. The comedy special features comedians Luke Gaston, who’s a regular at the Comedy Fort in Fort Collins, Cam Kiernan, Thomas Nichols, who was a finalist at the Seattle International Comedy Competition, and of course for end of the show, Dan Boobletz Junior. Live in Loveland available to stream free on the two. B app Nice job there.

Hey, I’ve got a follow up that Michael Rappaport story I told you the other day. It turns out it was a beautiful day and he went for a walk in the park and petted some Golden Retriever puppies and had a great Oh no, no, it wasn’t that at all. Bruce Errs, who’s the founder of the comedy club Stardome, which canceled Michael Rappaport’s shows, told al dot Com the venue had received a flood of messages and emails urging organizers to cancel said performance. Aerrs says after discussions with Rapp Reports management team and the Hoover Police Department, he decided the best thing to do is to cancel the show. He said, I’m not taking sides.

That’s just trying to book a comedy show. I didn’t want a big protest outside and somebody getting hurt. I’m here to do comedy, make people laugh. There’s nothing political about it anyway. I was just trying to put on a show.

We take us for the show. There’s some people that really wanted to come. It’s just unfortunate the way it came down. And you know what, as I record this on Friday afternoon, it is like seventy nine degrees, the humidity’s like zero, and the sun is out. So I’m gonna wrap it up here because some other day it’ll rain and I can tell you these other stories we didn’t get to today.

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hey there, I’m Jenny Meck with your Daily Comedy News. Friend of the show, Jason Zinnemon, he writes for The New York Times. He was really writing about Mark Meron, but I was really interested in the Jason Zinneman part of the article. Jason wrote.

When I got the job as the comedy columnist for The New York Times, I prepared by talking to people in the industry, reading as many books as I could, attending myriad shows, and listening to every episode of Maren’s podcast. Spending time with him was by far the most useful. Now, I’ll jump in there, I personally have taken a different route, going all the way back to when I first started running comedy for serious satellite radio twenty years ago. Now, wow, I pretty quickly decided to take an eye level approach, so to talk more. In modern parlance, say more Jim Gaffigan and less I don’t know, so will say one of the new faces or somebody who’s lesser known.

And that approach informed how I programmed the comedy channels back in the day with more of a hits format. Back in the day, it was Dane Cook and Jeff Dunham were super popular, and then along the way you bring the audience along by sprinkling in newer faces. And that’s how I try and handle this show. If you listen every day, you’ll hear how it’s structured. And I always try to lead with names.

What we’re in the middle of now ostensibly is a Mark Maron story. He’s a name, and then I do the esoteric stuff like the fringe in the second half. But back to Maren and Zinneman, Zinewin writes, it’s not just that Maren’s podcast is a superb oral history of the art form, or that his conversations can be insightful. I specially savor the discussions with less famous peers who share a history. The most important thing I learned from Maren’s podcast is the art of interviewing.

Maren has two unusual tactics for a celebrity interviewer, going on the attack and becoming widely introspective, often in the same conversation. He attacks by introducing a bone to pick to create conflict and seeing how his guest response. When I went on show in twenty seventeen, this is in him and he did this by taking issue with a column I wrote on Lenny Bruce. Not only did it force me to think aloud become more present, it also gave the conversation a shape, injecting dissension that may or may not be resolved. It’s why Maren often ends his podcast with the phrase that is the title of a new documentary about him.

Are we good? I am starting to stress. This is John speaking that Maren’s podcast is ending. I have started filling my phone with back episodes. I worry that they’ll disappear or go behind some sort of paywalls.

I’ve just been scrolling some away. Jason writes. Maren is one of the few comics whose podcasting has made him a better stand up. I put the spin on the word better there, precisely because he’s integrated this double focus looking at the outside world through himself into his specials. Unlike most podcasters, Maren refused to pivot to video.

It’s why when he announced his retirement, my first thought went to a book by another highly respected cerebral comedian, Fred Allen Titan of the Golden Age of Radio. Fred described how the move to television robed the essential part of the imaginative work of the listen he predicted it would ruin comedy. Unlike his rival Jack Benny Alan never made the transition and faded from memory. Jason points out, of course, the shift from radio to TV did not ruin comedy, but it doesn’t mean that something precious wasn’t lost, or that the new world is always better. Do you have any idea how innovative, talent rich, and brilliant radio comedy was in the thirties and forties?

Probably not. I agree with him there now, I personally do not only that I program the comedy channels at times, I think I had two stints as the program director of Radio Classics on Serious Slash Serious XM, so I’m probably a little more educated than most in that subject. Continuing to pick away at Bill Burr’s appearance on the Good One podcast. That was a very very interesting interview, but was getting a little feisty. Good One said, you appeared at the Conan O’Brien Mark Twain Price ceremony.

Yes, I did. What was that experience like? Terrifying? Not given much there, Bill, You gotta have more than one word answers, dude. So Vulture followed it up in what way set of shadaway from doing those things because I think I find a lot of the chop busting I do staying in a protective place.

So if I actually have to go out and say something nice about somebody, I get uncomfortable or emotional or something. But I knew it was something I was going to continue to be asked to do, and I jumped at the opportunity when they asked me, because I need to get better at it, said, I’ll tell you, though, howd I know John Mulaney was gonna open up and kill that hard? I would have turned down the gig. He’s unbelievable in general, but how good is he at these things? I remember U sitting next to Sarah Silverman.

She had to go on too. I’m like, what the f? They don’t need us. I didn’t need to be here. I started freaking out.

Then Will Ferrell went on. It was like the twenty seven Yankee is a comedy and I’m that guy you don’t remember from the team. It’s one of my favorite things I ever did because I was so afraid to do it and it went well. Bill, do you think you’ll ever receive the Mark Twain perrize. I’m not one of those guys, which guys A list?

Guy, I don’t want any stuff. I really don’t you know what I really want when I walk down the street. When people from different walks of life go ay man, I appreciate what you’re doing. Oh, I liked your special I like saying in the crowd, like when I go to sporting event, I want to get good seats, But the closer you get to it, the choir gets and less funny gets. I was always like mezzanine level.

I don’t want to be up there with binoculars and young people paraphrasing. But I like the mid we’re the alcohol intake, the view, everything looks mid whatever, the second coloro seats, that’s what I like. Chrissy from Q ninety seven point nine Radio told a great story about TJ Miller. Apparently TJ agreed to fly to Maine and accept Chrissy’s beer pong challenge. Chrissy had tagged at TJ on social media to challenge him to beer pong.

DJ went up and did it, told Chrissy, this is the coolest radio interview I’ve ever done. Thanks for being fun, and then said all right, let’s go get another drink on a lobster roll I’m in Maine. We have to go eat lob rolls immediately. Chrissy says, there I am with TJ as manager in our lobster rolls before noon, when we continued the adventure of visiting every dive bar on the wharf, Portown Public House, three dollars, Duey’s Commercial Street Pub and so many more. DJ said main as chill.

It’s a very viby state. Reminds me of Colorado, and Colorado’s my favorite state. Like beat you so hard in pong dude, Grassie said, I’m never drinking again. Thanks for a great time. TJ.

Nish Kumar spoke to Yahoo Canada about social media and comedy. Kumar is pro saying it has helped the comedy festival industry, saying I think the Internet is sort of supercharging these things rather than taking away from them. A British comedian of my standing twenty years ago wouldn’t have been able to casually come to Canada and America and sell out tour shows that didn’t exist. It’s only because of the Internet and podcasting and task masters specifically. I think there’s a lot of negatives it has for our industry and the art form more broadly, but from a perspective of getting people to come to shows and live comedy and festivals, I think it’s actually really helped.

He does say having the ability to see what every single person thinks of you can at points be paralyzing, and I’ve definitely gone in waves with it. I don’t want to praise him ever, but the one thing I will say is Elon Musk buying Twitter has been really great for me because it means I’ve stopped using it. It’s like a reverse Raiders of the Lost arc where he opened this box and Nazis went everywhere, and I think that made a lot of us examine our relationship with it. Is this all part of a long game for Elon Musk’s attempt to improve all our mental health? No, definitely isn’t.

Billboard ask Sebastian Manaskalka how much longer he will tour the current tour, the eight Ain’t Right tour. Sebastian said, the arena a phase of the tour is over. What’s left is a lot of casinos between now and the end of the year, and then we’ll put this to bed. It’s been a great run. I think we did eighty six shows over the course of eight months.

It was the best time ever had on a tour. I brought two of my good friends, Pat McGahn and Pete Corielli their headliners. In their own regard, I have my best friend John PETRELLI used my security come with us, and we’ve really enjoyed every city in the past, I do the show, sleep and go to the next venue. This time I enjoyed going out to different restaurants. Golfer, what have you?

Jimmy Fallon giving Jay Lenos some cover. It looks like Jimmy Fallon is now the worst person in the world because he did not grill his guest Greg Guttfeld on Thursday nights at Tonight Show. They didn’t get into politics. I don’t think they got into the Gutfeld of it all. Greg came by and told a story about meeting Jimmy Fallon fifteen years ago in a quote illegal speakeasy in Hell’s Kitchen.

He explains, we were wasted inside. It looked like a place where Special Ops forces waterboard terrorists. Gutfeld said. Fallon and his buddy were wrestling before Jimmy ripped a cigarette out of his hand.

And then he felt bad and bought him a new pack.

Then they all went to another bar. Jimmy Fallon didn’t seem to remember this and said it definitely happened. Gottfeld talked about how he got his current show, which he got because he used to host Redeye. As for Redeye, said everybody was drunk, even the cameraman at airs at two am, but they felt it was too edgy for two am, so they moved it to three am. As for Colbert, George Cheeks is the new boss over at Skydan, CBS, Paramount, whatever you guys are calling it, I don’t care.

Cheeks explained, the challenge in Late Night is that the advertising marketplace is in significant secular decline. We’re huge fans of Colbert, we love the show. Unfortunately the economics made a challenge for us to keep going. Now, listen to this and I kind of got into this yesterday with Mike Chisholm as we talked about Late Night for over an hour. Mister Cheeks said, as soon as Taylor Tomlinson nicks the idea of continuing a host after midnight, it became clear the network couldn’t stay in that day part.

So this is I floated this theory before, and it looks like I’m right. Did Taylor Tomlinson accidentally get Colbert canceled? I think so. I’m not saying it’s Taylor’s fault. I’m not blaming Taylor, but I think that’s what happened.

Cheeks also commented about the timing, saying we were at a period from a production standpoint where every year, seasonally, this is when we negotiate new deals for writers and producers. In addition, this is going to be the third season of Colbert’s three year deals, so in order to do these deals, we were gonna have to change the terms from what they traditionally are September to August to September to May. It was incumbent upon me to make it clear to Steven and his reps that’s where we are. Gossip Connor whispers in the street, Gossip Conn, probably MAPI, gossip Conn away the Rumors meet with Johnny Mac. It’s always a tree.

Gossip Connor whispersiness Tree, Gossip Conn probably Gossip Cone where the rooms meet with Johnny Macs. All in the trees? Isn’t that damn catchy? AI generated that? Isn’t that pretty cool.

Oh yeah, I forgot about this part. You’ll be singing it later. May have to trim that a little bit. It’s Sunday, It’s fun. On gossip Corner, people are wondering did Tiffany Adish have a baby?

Here’s why she went on Insta shared a photo she was with her longtime friend Jason Lee and they held a baby, and the caption was cat’s out of the bag. Hearts emoji. HM. Tiffany has not commented further. No one knows.

Okay, Well, congrats if you were up in Jamestown, New York at the Lucille Ball Comedy Festival. James Austin Johnson is coming by today for Inside Saturday Night Live. He replaces Mikey Day, who was originally scheduled to appear. Mikey has a personal matter. Bo and Yang will be honored at the fifth Annual Academy Museum Fundraising Gala.

Also being honored Bruce Springsteen and some other has been elop the Cruz. She gets the Icon Award, Bruce gets the Legacy Award. Bowen gets the Vantage Award, which honors artists who challenge dominant narratives in cinema. Yeah, I mean love bo and Yang. But is that what he’s known for challenging dominant narratives in cinema or is he known for like Las culturistas Okay.

Deadlines spoke to some of jfl’s new faces and ask them what it meant to make new faces. Chloe Radcliffe said, this has been the most genuinely, plainly excited that I’ve been for a thing in a really long time. It’s funny because people talk all the time in the entertainment industry about how hard it is to let yourself celebrate, and it’s hard to know when to celebrate, and so many people put off celebrating because they don’t want to jink something, or because it’s just one step but a bigger process. People say, now, you have to let yourself really soak in the winds, even if they’re little, and it’s just hard to internalize that. That has always been advice that I used to give to my staff and now I give to my children.

When you have a good day, when you have the victory, when you have the thing to celebrate, take a minute and enjoy it. Not every day in this journey of life is awesome. When you get a good one, enjoy it. Colly said, for so many years it felt like a defeat not to get it. Now this is the first year I’ve ever had a role in a major studio movie.

This is the first year I’ve ever had a TV deal. Is this the first year that I’ve been a WGA nominated writer. It’s sort of the perfect year to have gotten it. That’s great. The Guardian took a look at the fringe.

Molly McGuinness is treating audiences to a buffet the sketch troop Simple Town and Jessica Barton as Mary Floppin’s Molly McGinnis’s show is called Slob and Molly says there should be a buffet at every comedy gig, and she is doing that Simple Town. They’re out of the US. They make short films where everyday conundrums like what is the meaning of a droit, what happens if you’re late for a funeral, escalate to extremes, or to send into meta narratives about the absurdity of online content. That sounds fun. They’re at the Pleasants Courtyard through the twenty fourth.

If you want the buff I forgot to tell you. That’s at Monkey Barrel through the twenty fourth. Australian Jessica Barton’s show is Dirty Work. She got her first taste of comedy at a French clown school and began messing around using song and movement, physical comedy and clowning. Her character Floppins, who is you know, not quite Mary Poppins is intent on cleaning up the stage.

That’s fun. That’s at Underbelly colgating case you’re in Edinburgh. Until the twenty fourth, The Guardian was excited about Ayoada bem Goboe. Ayad’s show is called Swings and Roundabouts. Her short presence and sideways perspectives make her stand out on any lineup, says The Guardian, despite only doing this for three years.

She says, I’m looking at everything as if I’m on safari. Spicy punchlines on racism and colonialism, but audiences should expect something bittersweet, okay. Sharon wan Johe in the House her fringe debut. Her show is about self help culture and the zeitgeisty coping mechanisms that are shoved down our throats. As I’m presenting myself as this nineties talk show host in the mold of Tricia and Oprah Pleasants Courtyard through the twenty fourth rodro O’Sullivan’s Feckin’ fe kk e n Americans will just roll past that word.

The Irish are grabbing their ears. Roder O’Sullivan from Ireland explores his relationship with his farmer father via techn oh I see what you did there and the rest of Young Roger’s favorite PlayStation games. I like it at the Apex until the twenty third voicemag dot UK caught up with Dylan Adler, who’s at the Fringe one of the new faces too. Dylan says, my energy has been described before as theater kid who just escaped Alcatraz, and honestly, that sums it up pretty well. My show is an hour of high energy musical comedy, joke storytelling and a single backflip.

I talk about having an identical gay twin brother, my Japanese grandpa who signed up to be a Kamakazi pilot, mental health issues, and getting bullied by kids who were shorter than me. The show is musical theater kid chaos. I caught him up at Montreal. He was the closer on the second show that I saw, and he did some material about his twin brother. That was quite funny.

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Colbert’s exit, Leno’s backlash, and the fate of late night – with Mike Chisholm of The Letterman Podcast

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Caloroga Shark Media. John Oliver said, I’m going to take a hard pass. I’m taking comedic advice from Jay Leno. Hi. I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News Today, my guest or my co host.

I think we did a home in homier, so I don’t think he’s the guest. I might be the guest on his show, regardless. I said some words, and so did Mike Chisholm from The Letterman Podcast, and we talked about Late Night Colbert Gate. We got into all the hosts. We eventually got around even as Seth Myers, the Jay Leno of it all gets into this.

You’ll hear me talk about that. So I won’t play that card yet. I’ll share that interview in a minute. I do want to talk about Oliver a little bit. There was a big profile of him in the Hollywood Reporter.

They pointed out that John Oliver seems to you enjoy biting the hand that feeds him. John said, there’s no taste to your hand, Holly Reporter, what point you started railing against your corporate parent, the idiocy of the HBO Max name changes seemingly with Glee. Did you hear from anyone. After Oliver said no, and You’re right, I’m truly happy. In those moments.

That’s probably the most at peace I am when I’m trying to draw fire from our owners. Good follow up by the reporter. Should we unpack? Then? What does that say about you?

John? I don’t know. I refuse to turn this into a therapy session. Then he laughs. But I always used to love watching David Letterman do it.

See that’s why I did this before Chisholm in the Letterman Podcast. Johnny macknow’s had a host a show. I know what I’m doing here. I always used to love watching David Letterman do it. To me, it felt like a really healthy sign of contempt, just a very fun and slightly important indication of non compliance.

So I loved it when he’d make fun of GE and CBS and yeah for me, making fun of whoever owns us on a minute to minute basis is at the rill Johnny macknows how to run a show. I pulled the question here to John Oliver. Just John Oliver. Worry about the future of late night TV, John Oliver told The Hollywood Reporter on Network TV. Yeah, it’s constantly evolving.

What happened to the Late Show is incredibly sad for comedy and obviously for the staff in that building. It really resonated with me when Steven said he was hoping to hand the show over to someone else. You hope that the franchise lives on, partly because there were generations of teenagers watching those shows and deciding maybe I’d like to be a comedy writer, and then maybe you’re writing on that show. So just as there are Colbert writers that watch Letterman, there will be future writers that watch Colbert and you want that to continue. I’m sure it’ll find a way to exists in some form.

We just don’t know yet exactly what that’s gonna look like for network television. Holly Reporter said, Late Night used to be broad, unifying entertainment. I know Jay Leno recently spoke on this topic about making a show for everyone. Oliver cut that off and said, I’m going to take a hard pass on taking comedic advice from Jay Leno, who thinks that way executives, comedy can’t be for everyone. It’s inherently subjective.

So yeah, when you do stand up, some people try to play to a broader audience, which is completely legitimate. Others decide not to which is equally legitimate. I guess I don’t think it’s a question of whether you should do it, because I don’t think comedy is prescriptive in that way. It’s just what people want. I think iowur show clearly comes from a point of view, but most of those long stories we do are not party political.

They’re about systemic issues. Good question from the reporter. As someone who’s found a version of a late night show that succeeds on streaming, do you think it’s replicable, and if so, what should it look like? Oliver said, I have absolutely no idea. The late New York Times columnist David Carr said something so nice at the end of our first year.

He liked our show, and he said to me, if you had described the show to me before I said it, I would have said it sounded terrible. Was so honest. I’ve never forgot it because I don’t think on the page our show sounds very good. I mean, we’re doing like forty minutes on juvenile justice, So I don’t know that you can emulate this success. I think it might have been a mistake or a lightning strike.

I don’t know that this is scalable, but I really like late night to exist in some form elsewhere. My favorite thing is when you can have things that have both a strong point of view and are incredibly stupid. Seth Meyers last week did some great shows, and he also did an amazing segment about how to pronounce croissant. Did you see that? It was so good?

It was the hardest I laughed all week. While we’re on the topic. From the wonderful Latenighter dot com, their headline and analyst said network late night talk shows became unprofitable. In twenty twenty three, Late Nighter said we asked a network TV research analyst if they thought the CBS number of around forty million rang true. Late Nighter says their response was a qualified yes, quote I would believe anywhere between twenty five to four forty million dollars.

Revenues have dropped at a pace that far outstripped the speed at which costs can be reduced. Late Nighter reports in twenty fifteen, the typical eleven thirty PM talk show brought in well over two hundred million dollars in revenue and made a healthy profit. By twenty twenty, three, the same show was underwater, and by twenty twenty five, lossers are well into the tens of millions of dollars, even with cost controls. They have some nice graphs here, or not nice at all graphs. You can just see how the numbers get pretty ugly.

Late Nighter says, using standard exponential smoothing, the analyst forecast that losses for a typical eleven thirty five PM network show could reach seventy million dollars by twenty thirty. Yeah, hey, should we make a show and lose seventy million dollars or not make it? That’s a pretty easy decision, the secret analyst told Late Night Or this isn’t about Colbert or Fallon or Kimmel. The platform economics have changed across the board. It’s like trying to sell newspapers in two thousand and nine.

Well, I have some ideas what they can do, and I share them with Mike Chisholm. Mike hosts the Letterman podcast, which you can guess the title is about Late Night and Late Show with David Letterman, and obviously Stephen Colbert hosts the Late Show franchise these days, so it all makes sense. And when I heard about Colbert Gate. I reached out to Mike do We haven’t met in real life, we don’t live in the same country, and we don’t live on the same coast. We do sometimes zoom and zoom.

We did to talk about late night. Here is Mike Chisholm. All right, it’s circus time right now in late night and because of that, the mashups of shows where hey, let’s have a conversation and connect the dots and we’ll both put this conversation on both our platforms. It is a pleasure to be with Johnny Mack and the Daily Comedy News podcast, which I just adore. And we haven’t talked in a while Johnny, and it was like, okay, so are we gonna do this off?

And we’ve been trading texts and emails and things like that, but let’s do this. Let’s do this with the cameras on the microphones on Holy smokes, is it a good time to be a fan of comedy right now? There’s so much going on aside from Colbert Gate, as I’ve started calling it, there’s just been so much that I’m trying to do, you know, fifteen minute ittpisodes like I usually do when they’re coming out at twenty something plus bonus episodes. It’s just been super busy, which, if you’re me, especially an August, great problem to have. Yeah, Oh, definitely, yes, especially this time of year, No doubt so.

Colbert Gate, so it’s getting a gate in your world, in the Daily Comedy News world, Colbert, it’s getting a gate status. That’s how big we are. I think the initial was it about the merger? Was it about the money I’ve landed on? I think it was about the money, but the merger sure was a factor in it, And my legal departments tell me that I misspoke there When I said sure, I meant to say possibly.

I think it’s a mix of both. Let’s start with the money, assuming who knows what’s true. CBS floated forty million dollar loss. Stephen Colbert might have pushed back on that a little, but I don’t think anybody is saying we’re not losing money at all. We made forty million dollars, so the show’s operating at a loss.

If you come at it at that standpoint, it’s not crazy to end the show. It might make us sad, but it’s not crazy. But there’s so many shades to this. One thing I’ve talked about, and it may apply more to to NBC. It’s the who are we?

Right Fox, We’re football and some animation and we don’t care. Yep. If we’re NBC, we are the Today Show and the Tonight Show and some stuff in between. That’s who we are as a company at NBC, and I think CBS as the transition ownership has decided, you know what, we’re the football and the NCIS network. In sitcoms for older people, do we need an eleven thirty show?

I’m not sure they do, but we also need to talk about the timeline. Is once against I hijack your show? Please? You know one thing that one thing that was brought up was Taylor Thomlinson at twelve thirty was renewed. I think Bill Carter is the one who brought this up.

Yep, it was renewed. Okay. So if she had said, great, I love hosting after midnight, what’s it called now? Yeah? After midnight?

Yet if she had stayed, would there have been no eleven to thirty show? Would they have moved her up to eleven thirty? Would they have hired either you or me to do an eleven thirty show on the cheap, so the story doesn’t quite add up. Although having worked in broadcasting, maybe Taylor’s decision started some conference room meetings of Oh, wow, should we replace twelve thirty? No?

All right, now that we landed on that, do we even need eleven thirty? So I just threw a lot at you. But there’s just so much to unpacked with Colbert Gate. It is a gate. I think you have certainly brought the case forward to say that, yes, Stephen Colbert is deserving of a gate.

I think he is too, for a variety of reasons. And yes, first off, I one hundred percent believe CBS when they say it was purely a financial decision. Eight billion dollars is a lot of money. It’s financial. Yeah, eight billion, yeat, we’ll put on We’ll put on the Zoo channel eleven thirty for eight billion dollars, which of course then brings in the idea of the business versus the heritage, and the entire medium is changing.

You can’t really blame people who don’t necessarily have this nostalgic. Maybe they do. Maybe some of the people who are making these decisions do have the nostalgic wherewithal to understand the legacy of the house that Dave built, the idea that CBS forever wanted a late night franchise, Letterman and Company built it for them, gave it to them. It had never happened before in the history. The medium was changing back then because extra television was the audience was being diluted as you went from your four major networks three and a half major networks until Fox really took the football from CBS and really upped their game and then diluted even more.

You had never had a competitor of the Tonight Show, and the Late Show or Late Show became that transferable. Not only were they able to take their signature star in David Letterman and transfer that franchise to another signature star. That signature star brought it to number one to number one status. This is a big deal that they are getting rid of this franchise and the idea that it is purely a financial decision, you hear. I loved listening to David Letterman and Barber Gains on The Barbara Gains Show talk about this, like the idea was it not floated that they could have cut the budget?

How many times in our run. Did they tell us to cut the budget and we just went and cut the budget. It like you say, a keystone could have been pulled with Taylor, But wasn’t Stephen involved in that show too, like the way that Dave was involved. Worldwide Pants owned that block of television, so it was a little bit different. But the fact that they created Late Show and Dave had his fingers in that, Stephen Colbert had his fingers in the property that was after his show as well, and it didn’t go as well when they changed it from Late Show too after Midnight.

So yeah, there’s a lot, like you say, a lot of stuff to unpack here, a lot more than just what we’re seeing on the surface. And the idea that people talking about free speech is free speech under attack, all that kind of stuff. Latenighter dot Com, about two weeks before this announcement was made, I think it was two weeks put up an article saying talking about the sky Dance Media merger, saying are Stephen Colbert and John Stewart in trouble? Two weeks before and the announcement comes out They’re ending not just Colbert but the entire franchise. You gotta wonder is John Stewart next, and what comes next for these guys here you were involved in as an enthusiast of this stuff in ninety two to ninety three when Carson left and Letterman moved over to NBC.

That’s why I call that circus time. Anytime that there’s an opportunity for Bill Carter to write a book, it’s a good time to watch Late Night. I think we’re there right now, and I think we’re gonna get ten months of it, and I think it’s gonna be a lot of fun. I call it circus time. I don’t know what you call it, but yeah, So that’s my initial thoughts and we can go from there.

So yeah, like you said, lots of unpack. Again, as somebody who has spent to both of my career as a media executive, especially with a number one show, you would think, and others have pointed this out, a conversation would start along the lines of, Hey, Steven, this thing’s losing a lot of money. We would love to have you back. We got to renew you for less that has been done before. I think that’s even been done with the current generation of hosts.

So we have to knew you for less. We need some added value. Look, dude, Kimmel, look what he does for ABC. We have this idea. Can you host the night time Prices right or something like that?

Just get more out of Colbert. Somebody else had floated, Hey, we’re not going to do a show at all. On Friday, We’ll show you know, Friday Night cartoons and on Wednesday we’ll double tape. So we only need people there three days a week. Do we need two hundred people?

Can you do this with one hundred and eighty? Yes, we can get a ton of money for the Ed Sullivan Theater. So it’s going to suck, but look, look at how Late Night with David Letteran was in a tiny studio. So we’re going to move you to a CBS studio seven Z and you’re going to do the show out of there, and maybe we can make this thing work. Like why wasn’t that conversation had at all?

Exactly? And he, like you said, he’s number one, Write your way out of it. Here’s your predicament. Write your way out of it. And to me, late night writers when they are given like the good ones, the really good ones, and the good franchises, when they’re given a piece of adversity, that’s what they do.

They write their way out of it. That’s what they do. And to be not given that opportunity to do that certainly points the finger at the executive saying that, you know what, maybe they just want it to go away. Yeah, and there’s probably you just listed four or five things, and there’s probably twenty other things that started to cut you off. Because my brain is going now in executive mode, I’ll give you a couple more.

Yeah, Steven Lovea, we’re going to cut the salary instead of hosting I don’t know it does forty weeks. Why don’t you do twenty four Kimmel’s off all summer? The world doesn’t end, so you have the entire summer off. I can’t pay you for it, but you have the entire summer off, and then we can look at it and go all right, so we get just some comedians and pay them a lot less to guest host the show all summer. You want to get super radical, Let’s not even air the show.

Let’s just have the season finale in May, and let’s run CSI reruns all summer long, and then bring the show back in September. Hey, it’s an all new season of the Late Show. Isn’t this exciting? It’s back. It’s back is exciting rather than it’s just on.

If you’re on the crew and you don’t get paid all summer, that sucks, but it sucks less than not having a gig at all. I feel like there were things that could have been done here. Yes those by the way, I’m glad you mentioned the crew, because if it is circus time and guys like us are gonna have a lot of fun talking about this stuff and watching it, watching the implosion that it seems to be happening, happen, and we’re gonna make popcorn and talk about it.

Let’s talk about these people that work for this show.

Many of these people who have made entire career sacrifices to get to the place to work on a show like this. It is the dream gig for a lot of the people that work in that building. I’ve talked to some of these people. That’s where my heart goes out too. I don’t make no mistake, I’m gonna have a lot of fun making fun of CBS this next ten months.

I’m going to I’m stricken, I’m heartbroken, I’m like a spurned lover in the fact that they’re ending this franchise, that the house that they’ve built, and I’m going to make fun of that. I am so sad for the people who work for that show. And it’s really a shame because, like we’re talking about here, we’re making the case for the idea that it could continue, and many would say should continue, and yet so callously a line on a ledger being crossed off. That’s what this sort of feels like. Yeah, but the people who work for this show, Like, my heart goes out to these people.

You’ve seen that happen where mediums change and it’s like a game of musical chairs and suddenly the music stops and a lot of these people won’t have a chair or at least a similar place to sit that they have had in this show. So we think about them a lot as we talk about this. Not to be a downer, but our heart does go out to the people who work for this show. And this is happening too. It’s interesting as times change, technology changes.

I’ll tell you a story from my own career. I started thinking about this more. I worked at WOR Radio in the nineties and into the outs and the morning show was the world’s longest running radio show, Rambling with Gambling. It was started by John B. Gambling.

He passed the show off to his son, John A. Gambling, and then I worked with John R. Gambling. This thing ran for seventy five years. I was John’s producer for a while, and I remember at one point, being a punk kid in the twenties, being like, we should do this, we should do this, and John said the smartest thing.

He said, We’ve been doing this a long time. It works, just keep doing that. And he was right.


And then, for reasons that I won’t bog down in here wor management decided to…

And then what happened post Rambling with Gambling was the station lost its identity because we were the Rambling with Gambling station, an AM radio station. So AM was dying, and AM was going to die no matter what you did. But it died more quickly. The station became less relevant more quickly without that anchor show, to the point where about ten years later they brought John Gambling back, who tagged his career with a few years back as the morning host. But you had broken the continuity.

It wasn’t rambling with Gambling was the John Gambling Show. Ten years had passed. Anybody who remembered the old thing was gone or ten years older, or perhaps even dead at sayam radio. So I come back to CBS. If you don’t want to be in the eleven thirty game, fine, but who are we?

So we’re just football and CSIG and maybe that’s okay. I don’t know. Yeah, I don’t know either. It’s funny. One of the things on I Love Your Show again.

Everybody out there in our world subscribed to the Day Comedy News podcast. It’s so good because it is so short. Despite the content challenges you’re having because there’s just too much these days, it’s so good. The sum ups and one of the of Comedy of the Day Comedy News of the Day. A few episodes ago, you talked about before Dave went on the Barbaragain show and officially commented.

You talked about how telling the super cut was of Dave making fun of CBS the Tivity Network, and they released that Dave’s what does Letterman Think? They released this thing on their YouTube channel, which is a compilation of Dave talking about CBS and the ups and downs over the years and making fun of that network. Obviously, he didn’t make fun of CBS the way he made fun of NBC back in the day. And when it came to gigantic mess ups in late night, NBC certainly is the reigning champion when it comes to these things. But CBS now is joining them, and they’re looking to say, oh, yeah, hold my beer, We’ll show you what a real late night debacle looks like.

Just the fact that we’re watching this happen is I think you just nailed you hit the nail on the head. Rather in saying what is their identity? Because if they were the Tiffany network, I certainly see no resemblance of that now, although perhaps the cop shows the CSI shows now are the murder she wrote when Letterman came over, it was murder, she wrote, used to be the punchline back in the day. And is CBS the network for the older crowd whatever that is? This week they announced no joke murder she wrotes coming back with Jamie Lee Curtis.

Okay, it’s an actual adline. Yeah, So are you nostalgic? Are you? And why? My question is why wouldn’t you want a late night show?

Still? Back in the day, and again everything has changed, and I get it if we’re watching it change, great. I’m glad Netflix is starting to figure trying to figure out, like Everybody’s Live, everyone’s talking about the we can talk about Everybody’s Live. Actually that’s something that we probably should talk about a little bit. But Netflix is trying to figure this out because clearly there is still an audience for this.

They’re just watching things differently than they did before. So the metrics, if we change the metrics, you’re going to see that people still. People are up in arms about this Colbert thing. Two hundred and fifty thousand signatures on that on that petition in a very short period of time. There are people who still love this stuff.

We’re just watching things differently, and I hope the television networks can figure out a way to stay in existence, never mind relevant, to figure out a way to stay in existence and these types of shows. To me, there are still sitcoms out there that do well. They’re nuanced. I think we need to do that with Late Night as well. We’re coming up with Mike Chisholm from The Letterman Podcast Fantastic podcast.

Listen to the one that came out doing math here August first July thirty first August first around. Then he had on Morty, who was Letterman’s old producer. That was a great episode of the Letterman Podcast. They’re all pretty good, but that one was particularly good. And more with Mike in about two minutes.

I continue to think about why didn’t they try and reinvent the wheel? Now? I don’t know how long it takes to edit one of these things they tape around five thirty pm Eastern. Could you have thrown this up on Paramount Plus at eight o’clock? One of the cases on why Gutfeld is doing well?

I see pointed out on threads. It’s live at eight pm in Pacific time. It’s not a late night show. It’s a primetime show. Yeah, so what if you had kept the late show and don’t worry about the name, It’s just a name.

But what if you had done Colbert at eight pm e on Paramount Plus, put something shiny on Paramount Plus and gotten the clips out there and then let’s be real. Fox News loves to pull clips of the opposition and make fun of it. Oh you do the show quote unquote live at eight and then Sean Hannity can make fun of it at nine, maybe that was a situation you could have done. Why didn’t they take a look at that?


And then you run it at eleven thirty for the old people.

Yeah, and again we’re just all we’re doing is just throwing potshots showing that the network made this decision half cocked, spur the moment, whatever you want to call it. Clearly, if they wanted to fight for the show, they could have fought for the show. That’s got to be smarting on the egos or the feelings of the people who run this show. Really, at the end of the day, I don’t know that Stephen Colbert when he started this show wanted to be the guy who opposed Donald Trump. I watched the first year and a half as they tried to find their identity.

We got to remember when he slipped. He was number one, and then he slipped, and he slipped, and people were criticizing and then say, oh, maybe they should swap with Cordon and swap them. And there was all that stuff going on, and then Trump, and then I should say Stephen Colbert started pushing the pedal down towards Trump, and that’s when he surged back up. Now, you’ve got a winning formula. Okay, so you’ve got a winning formula.

Do we change that formula or not? Now it’s turned into a typecast thing. It’s like John Ritter walking around ar rest his soul and everyone calling him Jack Tripper because that’s just who he is, or Michael Richards. He’s now Kramer. Colbert is the leader of the Trump opposition in late night and he does it so well.

That’s the identity that he’s created. I’m curious if he can create another identity and what’s next for him. I think about Conan O’Brien back Circus time in nine oh ten and what that I would say three weeks did for Conan O’Brien. It was probably about three weeks total, maybe a month or two with the rumblings and then all that, but it was like three hardcore weeks of him getting a show taken away and then producing phenomenal Tonight show, him going on a live tour, becoming one of the biggest podcasters in the world. Never mind the fact that he’s still got a late night show where he could do whatever he wanted afterwards, because he hadn’t quite scratched that itch yet.

What do you think. Do you have any thoughts as to what Colbert might do? Are have you thought about that at all? I tell you what I think the move is. I don’t think he’ll do it.

I think if the Democrats aren’t on the phone with him right now, I think they’re making a mistake. Wow, he’s sixty one years old, so he’d be sixty three sixty four at the time of the next election. Yep. He’s well spoken, he’s telegenic, he looks nice on camera, he can debate, he can speak. I feel like he could give an old style reagan esque and Reagan was a Republican, but a reagan Esque As a country, who do we want to be the shining city on the hill?

This country can be great. And here’s why. He’s not a yeller. He’s not a screamer. I think if the Democrats are not on the phone with him right now, I think, if the Democrats are not on the phone with my I used to produce David Plus’s podcast pluf Friend the first Obama campaign.

Yep, and tell Pluff, Hey, you can’t sit on TV anymore taking shots. You got to work this time. I think, if the Democrats are on the phone with the pods have of America. Guys, go and get behind this, bros. I think Colbert would be a very interesting candidate.

The people who don’t like him already don’t like him, so there’s no loss there. I think he would appeal to the middle as just a decent human being who can speak and be calm. That’s what I think he should do. What he will do on a podcast, I guess is that interesting though? It would be interesting.

There’s no question it would be interesting. You listen to them on Strikeforce. The Strikeforce five guys should all quit their shows and do something. One of our listeners suggested that to me, Yeah, that’s the idea that he and Johnson. I imagine Stephen Colbert untethered again, because the one thing about Stephen Colbert that we’ve seen in the last ten years is he’s been the statesman guy.

He’s been the guy who has looked at this as the Tiffany Network. I’m their late night signal, your host, and I have this all on my shoulders. I think that is the reason that he went with the winning formula. But really, at the end of the day, his mischief muscle has certainly it’s not atrophied, but it hasn’t been given the chance to flex the way that it can. I believe that this man is a very mischievous.

He’s got a lot of mischief in him. And like when you think back to his time when he was a correspondent on The Daily Show and some of the things that he would do, and then creating the Colbert Rapport, that guy went hard in the paint, created a character that who cares if half of the country thinks I’m actually this guy, which was the case. It’s almost like pro wrestling, the footage showing of the good guy wrestler and the bad guy wrestler emerging. There’s a video online showing where Colbert is behind the scenes of the Colbert Report saying, oh no, it’s just a character. It’s just a character, and he’s talking like that, and people were dismayed.

It was controversial. The guy commits to a bit and to the idea that he could untethered and can do something that is exciting to me. We just had at the time we’re recording this, actually the episode dropped. We just had Uber producer Robert Morton, one of my favorite people on the planet. On a former executive producer of both Late Night and Late Show with David Letterman, and he’s gone a different way.

He thinks Colbert is gonna pivot. He thinks Colbert is gonna do Broadway and do at least a run or two on a Broadway show of some sort, because he’s got those itches that he likes to scratch as well. I thought that was a very interesting idea that makes sense. Yep, it does. I think a lot of people would pay pay money to go see Stephen Colbert on Broadway.

I certainly would. Yeah, I think that makes a lot of sense, especially he’s got the money, so the next gig, everything’s always about the money, but it doesn’t have to be about the money. Yeah, yeah, absolutely, I think that. Yeah.


And then the idea that I don’t know.

I don’t know if John Stewart’s days are numbered over there or not, and if they’re just waiting to reload the gun before they start firing again. But the idea of Colbert Stewart doing something together, those two are a tour to force. And when they when they decide to do things together, the possibilities are endless. And again, when you take the shackles of network TV off somebody and give them the freedom to do that. So there’s a part of me that wonders if I could ask Steven.

I wonder if there’s a part of him that’s looking forward to this, and it’s I think he the staff obviously is one of those things where you know, I think Stephen Colbert has shown that how much of a giving person he is. I’ve talked to people who are on the staff and they talk about how he is as a boss, and the idea that it’s out of his hands and all of this responsibility that is on his shoulders is suddenly going to be gone. It’s going to be very interesting to see what happens. I’m curious if this is going to fatigue. I was I’ve been watching every night again and I haven’t watched every night for a long time.

A DV are them all but and I do all of them like I and in case something happens, I have it that way, I have it. But I’ve been watching all week and yes, he’s still he’s still dancing, He’s but he’s not throwing a lot of haymakers. And it’s gonna be interesting to see if there’s a fatigue over this next ten months with that, or if it can get to a fever pitch and it just crescendos, It’s gonna be very interesting to see what the momentum of this looks like. Now, not to give you a hard time, but I think you just illustrated the problem. Mister, host of the Letterman podcast, Letterman the former host of Late Show.

You weren’t watching, Yeah, so why are we making this thing? Yeah, it’s a great point, and that I was talking to the founder of latenighter dot com not too long ago about this, and it’s funny. We the episode dropped the day of the Colbert announcement, and when we were talking, we were bullish about it. We were bullish about Late Night because SNL in SNL fifties season, it was the most profitable year they ever had, and it was because they put a lot of thought into how they can be profitable, and it was partnerships with advertisers, and it was different ways of being creatively profitable in all the positive ways, not the way the Mafia is creatively profitable. It was that thought could be put to Late Night, where you are doing what Seth Myers is doing.

Yes, you’re cutting the band, but you’re also integrating products within the show. You’re doing other ways kind of like what you’re talking about, what you talked about earlier. But yeah, is the medium changing and this is where we look at Netflix and what they’re doing. Did you liked Everybody’s Live? Right?

You enjoyed it. I liked Everybody’s in LA. I did not like Everybody’s Live. There was something wrong with that second series. I honestly feel like it was misproduced, underproduced.

Going to the callers, and that’s the thing I know from doing talk radio. Don’t let the inmates run the asylum. Don’t let the civilians steer the show. I get the idea of the controlled chaos of let’s just throw on. You know.

Part of this is if if you ever booked David Letterman, here’s what you should do. Hi, Dave, thanks for doing the show, and then stop talking. You have David Letterman. Don’t go Hey Dave. Frank from Chicago wants to say Hi, don’t do that.

Don’t say This week, my I guests here on the Letterman Podcast are David Letterman and a guy who owns a florist in Tampa. What are you doing? And so I think the show was all over the place. I said, at the time, I didn’t think it was working. I quickly noticed, just because of what I do for a living.

There wasn’t really buzz on it. Outside of the trades were writing about it, and the cool kid sites were writing about it, but the civilians weren’t talking about it. And apparently it was getting five hundred thousand an episode. That’s not a lot. No, this is the other part, the unfortunate part I was on.

I was just on the Greetings from the Idiot Box podcast and we talked about this earlier. Conan was given two years at NBC. He really was, and don’t get me wrong, they were looking for the escape pods along the way. They were renewing him for thirteen weeks at a time and all that, and that two years could have easily been truncated and cut short. But he was given two years, and then he became Conan O’Brien like he was given that time to do that.

Now Netflix does have the time, patient’s money to give somebody time to find their footing. The thing about the second season, and you and I are in disagreement about that, Like I loved the second season of Everybody’s Life, every single time there was a cringe worthy moment. Everything you’re just talking about was some of the stuff that I loved. You have this person call in and they’re trying to turn they’re trying to turn it into something, and if they can’t turn it into something, they’re just kind of looking around and it’s awkward, and it’s I don’t think that there’s enough of that these days, I think. And it’s because I was raised on it.

I loved The Office because it gave me the same vibes that early lettermen did when they had some of these awkward moments. The show. The thing about it was clearly a lot of time, effort, thought was put into it. Compared to Everybody’s in La, which was during the Netflix as a Joke Comedy Festival, and there was a lot of spontaneity to it. This one here had running jokes throughout the whole season, like building up to the kids fighting in the bone thugs and harm anything was to me was very funny, the through line of that through running through it.

But and then also some of the produced pieces. Some of the produced pieces I thought were missus, no question about that. But the awkwardness on the show, the chaos of the multiple guests, and yes, you’re throwing enough to me. We’ve got alchemy here that could be mixed into a pretty good potion if given the time space allowance to do that. My question is, is everything I’ve heard of how hard everybody worked on this second season to do this.

I’m curious if mulaney is a guy who has the Letterman Leno Colbert gene or if he has the Chevy Chase Pat Sajack gene and he now knows that, he now knows the work ethic that it takes to make a show like this work. Does he want to do that or did he scratch an edge? And that’s the question I more want to ask, And if he still wants to do it and commit to it, I hope Netflix gives him the opportunity to retool it how it needs to be so it can have that cone and effect. Next year, Netflix will do the Comedy of All again. They’ve been doing it every two years.

Yep, so you do it in la and again. Hey, welcome to everybody’s whatever we’re calling at this time. And my guests tonight are Nikki Glaser, Shane Gillis and the earthquake expert and Again, I’m not saying I’m talented, but if you spot me Shane Gillis and Nikki Glaser, all I really have to do is go hey, Shane and shut up and let him do a Trump impression, and we’re halfway there. Yeah. True.

The other thing I want to note about that show is there was clearly somebody, whether it was the EP or whether it was John himself, clearly had a nostalgic value for music. And that’s one the other thing I love about the show, and the thing about network late night television shows, is music was becoming the bane of the existence. They put them at the very end of the show. Many times they weren’t even including when they were looking at the ratings. They weren’t even inclusing the musical act and whatnot, because of the business of television and how that works.

But at the same time, you have a host here, clearly who has a very having a lot us more set on there. As an example, that’s one of the examples that I have there. A lot of the millennials, gen Z’s millennials maybe, but gen Z certainly they don’t realize that when that album came out, it crushed the continent. For the entire song the world in fact, for the entire summer, and the idea that they’re having some of these people on there, to me is a bit of a flashback to some of the musical acts Late Night with David Letterman would have on old acts that were really big but hadn’t been around for a long time. And let’s celebrate with these people and let’s see what’s going on, and sometimes we can shine up that penny again where it’s glistening and blinding you in the sun.

I love that they did that. Like I said, they had a lot of cool ingredients that they used, and you’re right if the puck is going in that direction. Anyway, Netflix is moving towards so much comedy. Morty and I talked about this on the episode of the show. He thinks that they should buy the Ed Sullivan Theater.

They could use it for comedy specials. They can use it for all sorts of stuff. Maybe you put John Malady in there when he’s going to do a run of shows. Maybe you bring Stephen Colbert on special every now and then, that kind of a thing. It certainly seems that Netflix is embracing this type of stuff where the network television.

Just because the medium is changing, they’re losing out on these things. That’s what it appears to be. So what you’re getting at And when I was at Sirius XM, we really played this card. And I’ll also tied into what I brought up earlier about as CBS, who do we want to be? As Fox?

Who do we want to be? You’re talking about the cool party to be at? So if we’re in Netflix, hey we have this cool John Mulaney show. You don’t need to know the viewing figures. It’s cool.

Yeah, it’s cool. We have football, we have wrestling, we have cool movies. We have Happy Gilmore too, even though Johnny Mack thinks it’s terrible. We have all these things that people like. It’s a cool party to be at.

Now what and we ran this playbook at serious. What that allows you to do is you get to go to the other cool kids who are going to be like, who else is at the party? Oh? Yeah, no, we do the Millenni show. We let him do whatever he wants.

We’d love to be in business with you. Mike. Talk to John He’ll tell you we don’t interfere. It’s just we’re creatives and we get it and we want you to do your thing. Mike’s I want you sign up with us.

And now another cool person is at the cool party. And so there is value to doing that mulleni show. And again in twenty six, just go to the comedy festival, book eight Listers and do seven days like you did two years ago, and yep, that show will suddenly seem like it’s found its footing. That’s where I see it going. And just we talk about the idea that CBS could have gotten creative with solutions for Colbert if they truly wanted him.

This is where it feels like they truly didn’t want him. I believe that Netflix truly wants John Mulaney and his immense talent all over the place. My gosh, we just watched season four of The Bear and his acting ability. He made a cameo again in one of those episodes. Insanely talented guy, And I believe you look at the way that Dave talks about how he’s treated at Netflix, and he can do whatever he wants.

I feel like, if you wanted to do twenty my Next Guests in a year, they would let him do it. But he wants to do a handful of them, so they let him do it. And like you just said, nurturing the creative muscles, that that’s what creative dream. That they can have a scenario, a sandbox that they can play in where they can just make whatever they want in there. And I think Netflix is extremely intelligent in how they’re doing that.

The playbook that they’ve created is it’s astounding, it really is. And I hope it comes back whatever it looks like. I do hope it comes back because of exactly what you just said. The alternative music section may have been the smallest in the music store, but that was the section I went to and that’s what kept me coming back to the store back in the day. Yeah, I think you’re probably right.

Also, as Millennia ages and his children age, I don’t think he’s tired of the road yet. But a mini artists reach the point of whether it’s a Las Vegas residency or just taking a break. Hey, John, here’s thirty weeks of steady work at a good paycheck and you can just show up on Wednesdays in Los Angeles. And no, they don’t just put the show together in an hour. But no, but he could be home every night with the wife and kids and not have to tour and make a good living.

That could appeal to him. I totally agree with that, and I think it also the sensibility of the fact that you look at the British television model for a long time. The original Office had what eleven episodes, twelve episodes with a special something like that, right they had. They didn’t call them seasons, they were series and I think that there’s appeal to that as opposed to the daunting twenty one to twenty five episode sitcom season where it’s grueling. I do think that you’re exactly right, that is where the puck is going and if that’s what they’re going to cater to, Mulany is a great guy to do that with, and they’re doing that with so many different people.

And again, comedy like is Netflix, you would be a better you’d have a good knowledge on this is Netflix. The place that has the most specials is that the platform right now that has the most stand up comedy is Hulu. Even in the picture where are we. From, Wholu’s doing one a month? Who?

Okay, they’re positioned as a curated one a month. Netflix has most often a new special on Tuesday, but not every Tuesday. Usually there’s a new one. Amazon’s somewhere in between. We’ll talk about this some other day.

To find special. Because everybody’s recording a set at the Chuckle Hut and putting it up on youtub. You’ve been saying, Hey, check out my new special. It’s not a special, it’s an hour and whatever. Yeah.

But in terms of things that us oldies would consider sons of whatever HBO used to do thirty years ago, Netflix has the most there. The paychecks are not what they were ten years ago. There was crazy money for a while, but the exposure’s good. And this was another thing we saw at Sirius. At first the comedians were like, eh, I don’t know, and then they realized their name was getting out there and they were selling a ton of tickets.

If you are a known commodity because you had a Netflix special, that’s good for your career. And wreth Mike at about two minutes we get into live comedy on Netflix and how Deeve might react to all of this. It’s funny. Then I can tell that I’m becoming an old man more and more every single day because I think about the things that my father and his friends. There was an autobody shop like sitcom could have been shot.

And what I’m about to say, my father would hang out with this autobody shop and at ten fifteen in the morning every day it would be coffee time and they’d go into the coffee room inside this autobody shop and you’d listen to these characters talk about the old days when it came to music, when it came to movies, when it came to all of these things and how. And I’m becoming that now, sure, But I feel like I’m becoming that because I’m the thing that I had as a backbone. Almost network television is a backbone to me, and it’s going away. It’s clearly going away. I don’t believe CBS is, by the way, going to give eleven thirty back to the affiliates.

Let’s face it, they’re gonna They’re gonna land on their feet. It is gonna be profitable for them. I don’t think it’s dead yet. But you just brought up the HBO comedy special or special on HBO that was almost a sacred thing back in the day when a comic would be able to go up like I think about Chris Rock special on HBO that was such a major thing, and now it’s become pop music and there are these specials all over the place. I do believe Netflix is handling it well.

I’m curious what you think about the idea of Okay, if a special is no longer a special, it’s now a featured hour or whatever you want to call it, is the next frontier, And it seems like Netflix is starting to master this. Now is the next frontier? A stand up going up and doing a live special. Rogan did it, which I give him all the credit in the world for doing. Is that gonna be the next jump up and the next echelon of comic?

Oh yeah, okay, yeah, you think you could do? That? Was an hour shot over three days, wearing the same clothes and three shots whatnot edited. Let’s do it live? Is that?

Do you think that’s where the puck. Might be going when it comes to cost because live is an event. Here, let me give you a premise. Stephen Colbert is going live on Netflix Saturday night at ten pm. You’re gonna watch Now, you could watch Stephen Colbert five nights a week.

Whatever he’s gonna say but oh, Saturday night at ten live. Yep, it’s somehow more dangerous, right, what’s he gonna say? Yep? I totally agree with that. I liked Rogan’s live special.

I think a couple of his previous specials were probably tighter and better and went up, but they weren’t live. And the fact that he walked that high wire. Act that walked that high wire, I should say and did it. Anytime Colbert did The Late Show live, I always thought it was a better it was a better presentation. There’s an electricity that’s there, and the event is that’s the only thing that’s getting people to get organized is when things are an event.

Yeah, yeah, I’m with you on that. I want to talk about the Letterman of this all. Dave. Dave is not Johnny. Johnny went quietly into the night.

Dave is still around. I could see if I’m Jimmy Kimmel, I’m asking Dave to do a guest spot, and I know what that conversation would be like, and it will be feistying, and it will get news pickup and I won’t be surprised at all if it happens. I imagine David Letterman will be one of the final if not the final guests on the Colbert era Late Show. And again Johnny was happy to just be like, Okay, that happened, and I’m not really going to talk about it. But Dave will throw a rock.

He doesn’t throw a ton of rocks, but he’ll throw one really good rock. I think that’s a good, really good analogy. Like it’s summertime and Dave’s in vacation mode, but yet he still did take the time to shoot an episode of The Barber Game Show, which I don’t believe he’s ever done, and in the summertime like this before to talk about it, he in that interview or that that conversation he talked about going and kissing the ring he talked about he alluded to it already. Every time he opens its mouth. It’s going to be really interesting.

I would love to ask him. I don’t think Dave’s particularly nostalgic about the franchise that he created, but at the same time, I know other people are. There are a lot of people in the Letterman world who worked for Late Show that the idea this franchise is going away, this franchise that they busted their ass to build to compete against the Tonight show is going away is extremely emotional for a lot of these people. And I say a lot, a handful. I’ve talked to a handful of them between five and ten at length about it.

And Dave is a cat. He’s an interesting cat, a different one. I do believe that he also doesn’t like injustice. You think about Dave when he talked about during the Conan again the last Circus time oh nine oh ten and some of the most interesting Letterman to watch was that era, and just every single night just commenting on the events of the day of what NBC was doing with Conan and Leno and all of that stuff. You know that muscle is sitting there with him.

So if it’s a one rock, okay, it’s gonna be a hell of a rock. But then there’s that part of him that you wonder if CBS flips that switch in Dave and he’s just gonna want to talk more and more about it. I believe that he will have many venues to do that because all the talk show hosts are happy there’s Strikeforce five now. He will have many places to do that whenever he wants, including on his YouTube channel. It’s gonna be very interesting to see this fall when they get to a more regular recording schedule of the Barbara Gains Show on the Letterman YouTube channel.

It’s going to be very interesting to see how often he comments on it. And my flat out say this, I hope it’s gonna be like it was with Conan and Leno. If every week we get Letterman going off with Mary and Barbara about this and just throwing throwing these rocks, like you say, oh, that would be so much fun. And there’s a part of me that thinks that’s exactly what’s gonna happen and is hoping for it. I find myself this week feeling bad for Jay Leno.

I know, Jay Leno is the worst person who ever lived in the history of human kind, because somebody offered him his job back and he said yes. I understand that he’s just a terrible human being. But he is catching so much grief this week for the comments he made. Before before the announcement. Yes, yes they surfaced after, but he made us before tie this into Jimmy Fallon.

Jimmy Fallon catches a lot of grief. Jimmy Fallon can do a lot more than Jimmy Fallon currently does. But Jimmy Fallon understands the gig. You’re hosting the Tonight Show. That’s what the gig is.

You’re not guest hosting the Howard Stern Show. You’re hosting the Tonight Show. That’s right. Jimmy Fallon runs the formula. Jay Leno ran the formula very successfully.

Apparently America found Conan O’Brien a little too weird for the Tonight Show. They like him as Conan O’Brien, they liked him as the son of David Letterman, but they didn’t like him at eleven thirty Well discussed was NBC too quick all that whatever? Yep, but Jay Leno understood the formula. So his comments about not splitting the audience, there’s some merit to that, we can debate it. But the amount of grief he’s catching for those comments, I just think is just crazy.

I’ll let you go and then I have a notion that’s going to make me unpopular, but I’ll let you address the one I’ll think that i’ve hijacked. Yeah this is good, and yeah it’s not like it wasn’t consistent. I can point to many interviews and conversations that Jay Leno has had with many different people. Rogan, his appearents on Rogan, is one of them. For sure, that’s the one that comes out, I believe when he talked with Bill Maher.

Also there’s I believe a conversation with Howie Mandel where these are recent, more recent ones, but he’s talked about it for years. It was a Carson formed. You didn’t know Johnny’s politics. It was a reason why Carson was differentiated from and some would say why maybe perhaps a guy like Dick Cavett didn’t make the inroads that he could have made because you knew Dick Cavit’s politics in many respects, right, Leno firmly believe you don’t want to isolate half the audience. You don’t want to piss him off.

If you’re going to make fun of a politician, you do it equally, and the goal is to not know what their politics are. Leno has said this forever. It was his it was his mo It’s the reason he was pop music. It’s the reason why the Tonight Show, in my opinion, with Leno, Helmingtt beat David Letterman mostly in the run in the in the ratings was because of that. That’s his and now he’s in his seventies and he’s just saying the same thing that he’s always said.

But for whatever reason, in this time and place, he’s being as far as i’m concerned, unfairly unfairly judged about that, because he’s got a point. If you’re talking about if you’re Jerry Seinfeld and you’re talking about ovaltine or you’re talking about chocolate covered raisins and that’s what you’re talking about, you’re not really pissing anybody off. And if that’s the goal, you want to stay away from politics and you don’t want people to know what they are. So the part that is ridiculous to me is he’s being consistent and now being raked over the calls for consistency. Yeah, Jay played to Middle America, I’ll call it, and cranky Dave played on the edges and some of us I’m cranky and I’m from New York City, so I’m over here with Dave calling hogwash to things we see as hogwash.

And Jay played to the middle and did the hey just see this thing? But that was the gig. Yes. I saw an article this week claiming Jay was clearly right wing because of who he made fun of or not. I reacted to that.

So if we look at the presidents, if we just head backwards, whatever your politics are, Trump is a character. There are clearly things you can have fun with as a comedian. There are things you can have fun with. Biden not so much. He wasn’t a fun character to take out for a drive on SNL.

What are you gonna do? We wear sunglasses and maybe you make old jokes. It’s not that much fun. Obama there wasn’t that much to make fun of. Nobody really ever nailed a definitive Obama impression because, again, whatever your politics were, he was from a presidential standpoint cool because he just wasn’t an eighty year old guy.

So there wasn’t much to make fun of. Yep, George w he would misspeak, there was something to grab onto. Dana Carvey figured out how to do George H. Bill Clinton fun character, and Jay is catching. I think some revisionist history grief about Lewinsky jokes, and we should feel bad for an intern who has taken advantage of absolutely, I just want to put that out there totally.

But the Bill Clinton jokes were about this guy that’s clearly cheating on his wife and pretending he’s not and Hillary’s gonna kill him, and that it was the married husband got caught, Yes, humor not the preying on the innocent intern part of it. And I think that has gotten conflated over the years that I’ve seen a lot of this week of Jay Leno made Lewinsky jokes. Jay Leno made Bill Clinton jokes, if that makes sense. Yeah, and like Letterman called Clinton Bubba like, it wasn’t just Lewinsky jokes either, it was also McDonald’s jokes and other Yeah, it was because, yeah, Clinton was a character. The Phil Hartman impression of him on Saturday Night Live accentuated all of all everything that you’re talking about.

And this is what the late night guys we’re talking about. Yeah, it’s so funny. The idea of trying to as you were talking about that, I’m going back in the way back machine of my mind and going, okay, yeah, what were what do you think Leonard’s politics were? I could have seen he made fun of everybody equally. There’s no question about that.

Back then, if there was a scandal of any sort, you could make fun of them. And the collateral damage was not taken in consideration in the same way that it is today. The idea that people are saying, oh, he was clearly right wing because of Lewinsky jokes, in my mind clearly weren’t there at the time and place. And they’re taking things completely out of context, which is the mo for in my mind, a very vocal but silly minority out you give the megaphone to some, if you give the megaphone to ignorance, a lot of silly things are going to be said. And to me, that’s just ignorance, and not even in a malicious way.

It’s a lack of knowledge. It’s taking today’s standards and putting them back into a time and place where those standards weren’t even a consideration at that time. And I love the fact, by the way that you have people who have made apologetic remarks or shown regret for making jokes, particularly about Monica Lewinsky. I’ve heard many people comedians and talk about the idea that you know what, yeah, we used her as a pinata because it was an easy joke, but really time place, if it was today, we wouldn’t do that. So I love that there is thoughtfulness about that, but to say that was Leno’s politics because of that, you know, everybody was making fun of Clinton at the time.

In fact, it shows to me that that pop culture and entertainment is able to make fun of both a Democrat and a Republican. Okay, you think they’re making fun of Trump right now, they made Everybody was making fun of Clinton back then. He was a punchline all the time. And I think that’s a great point. Like it’s I don’t think the comparison is there because Trump is more of a gregarious character than Clinton was and he and Trump welcomes it.

Talk about the pro wrestling things. He’s trying to get heat. I don’t think Clinton was trying to get heat. But the media was not afraid to make fun of Bill Clinton back in the day. So it’s a great discussion point to compare the two.

Actually, and they’ll make fun of the next president, And if the president’s persona has more room for comedic fodder, they’ll make more fun of them. And if it’s not a good target or whatever the news of the day on that day is, they’ll make fun of that. At some point. There’s a rhythm to comedy and I’ll get back to just understanding what the gig is. So if you’re hosting an eleven thirty show, you’re commenting on the news of the day, and you’re playing to the water cooler, and the joke has to go down the middle.

You can’t set up like, hey, my guad, so this thing happened in the news, let me explain it to you, and here’s a joke. Can’t do that. You just have to go right down the middle with Hey, just see the tsunami warning the other day. Punchline right, yep, straight forward. The Great Bob Hope.

Now Bob Hope aligned himself in real life with Republican presidents. Bob Hope, if you go back and look at the body of work made fun of all the presidents, whoever the president was, the jester made fun of you. Hope had a rhythm to I like listening to his old material. And because the structure of the joke is solid, you can follow along even if you don’t know the particular to do a poor man’s Bob Hope style joke. It’s great to be here at a Bigillicutti Air Force base, and I saw General Johnson just went for one of the free hot dogs.

Now, I don’t know why that’s funny, but Hope would make it funny and you’d be like, oh, I guess General Johnson likes his hot dogs or whatever the joke was. But the soldiers would laugh at it, and it was a rhythm to it. And if you go back and listen, he tells a variation of that joke over and over. Just replace the details. He it’s great to be here in Ohio, Governor Smith a punchline.

And if you’re hosting eleven thirty, the news is Bill Clinton’s affairs. If the joke the same article I had a problem with was giving Leno grief from making fun of the woman in the McDonald’s hot coffee lawsuit. Yep, no one wants an old woman to be burned. Of course, not Jay Leno didn’t want a woman to be injured. But the joke is I just say this, did you not know coffee’s hot?

That’s the joke, Yes, exactly, exactly. It’s the foibles of human nature, and that’s exactly right. I do like that we have a thoughtfulness in our culture now that perhaps didn’t exist back then. I do believe the has been thrown out with the bathwater when it comes to this stuff. Many times, there are so many things that we can make fun of Jay Leno about.

This is one thing that, in my opinion, is not worth making fun about when there’s so many other things that we can make fun about him for. And we’ll take one more break here. Yeah, a lot of Briggs today, I get it. We’ll come back and we’ll talk a little about Seth Myers. Is there anything else that we need to do?

We miss anything before we? Uh know? I sort of want to talk about Seth Myers, but I don’t really have anything to say about it, and I think that’s my point. I like his comedy special, seems like a cool dude to hang out with. Whereas I feel like Jimmy Fallon is hosting Jack Parr’s show.

I don’t feel like Seth Myers is hosting David Letterman show. Conan did Fallon might have, but I just feel it has the same name and it’s on twelve thirty, and I don’t feel like it has any cultural impact. Again, I don’t dislike Seth Myers, but I have said that phrase cultural impact on my program many times. It’s just this weird thing that exists to me that I don’t know why it exists. It exists to give us Wally Ferrostine.

That’s why. That’s why, to unleash Wally to us and introduce the gift that is Wally Feriston to all of us. That’s why Seth Myers exists. I could not agree with you more. Where it has gotten to the point where like originally Fred Armiston was in the band and there’s a there’s pop there and it’s different and it’s got a personality and all that, and it feels okay, now Fred’s not in the band anymore because they’re just gonna and now we’re gonna get rid of the band and now we’re gonna there is no monologue.

He’s at the desk now and it’s is it weekend Update, except it’s just Update daily. No, it’s not quite that either. And don’t get me wrong, some of the bits on that show the stuff Seth can’t say. I that that is a tremendous bit. I love that where you bring up writers and they can make certain jokes because of their the cultural appro the appropriateness of the joke.

Seth can’t make that joke, but they can love that clever And I do. I actually am really starting to enjoy Seth more as a conversationalist, but I am curious what long form would look like in that regard, as opposed to his podcast and things which are more specific. The idea of what his conversations would look like more in a long form sort of Tom snyderish type situation, I don’t know, it’d be interesting. But to your point, I don’t think the show has an identity so much other than him being at the desk and being kind of like he’s Weekend Update set, which I loved. I loved him at Weekend Update, by the way.

Yeah, I don’t know. And maybe perhaps he’s a little bit maybe he’s in limbo a little bit too, because maybe there are Saturday Night live conversations going on in the background. I don’t know, but it does certainly feel of all of the shows you brought up fallent. You look at Kimmel, right. The one thing with Kimmel, everyone says he’s the most like Dave, and maybe that is true in some respects, but there is one massive difference with Kimmel and Dave, and that is, whereas Dave, the network with NBC, especially even with CBS, is that super Cut on his YouTube channel has shown was a rival Kimmel.

That’s not the case. Kimmel is into star Wars and comic books and all of these sorts of things, and Disney owns his thing, and he is the promotion machine for the network that owns his or for the company that owns his network and his show and all that stuff. And to me, it seems like he has happily accepted that role. So would I, by the way, because all these franchises and things. I would totally be interested in talking to Robert Downey Junr about the differences between playing Tony Stark and Doctor Doom.

Let’s do it. This sounds like fun. Yeah. Plus I got a team of ninja like writers where I can skewer whoever I want to skewer it. Yeah, let’s do that too.

And I can use my rapier wit and exercise these things as well and have some mischievous fun the way Dave did. And I get to do that to me, and I get to bring guest hosts in and I get to the point where I don’t care and I can work on the schedule that I want. Man, Kim’s got it. Kim’s got a good gig right now, and it feels he’s the happiest guy in Late night right now now to me, Seth. Yeah, if we could find more of an identity for him the way that Kimmel’s got it, that might save that show.

But it is not Late Night. Connor Bryant mosted Late Night. In my opinion, if that show ends in twenty twenty eight when his contract is up, and that wouldn’t be shocking. I don’t think we’d be like, oh, I can’t believe they got rid of Letterman’s franchise. It just doesn’t feel like the same thing.

Yes, maybe he’d be smart to grab the Lorne Michael’s gig. And you can make your own rules. No one’s saying as the show runner, you could put yourself on your own show that you run because no one can say no to you. You could do three minutes on weekend update every week if you wanted, and turn that into a thing. As for Kimmel, I think he will benefit from there being one fewer eleven thirty show because people have to tune into something and just from a psychograph, all right, where should we go?

I think they’re more likely to go to Kimmel than Jimmy Fallon. Kimmel loves floating that. I think this is it. You’re in your fifties, you got plenty of time left. Yeah.

You clearly can say to ABC, hey I want Summers off, and they go, yeah, maybe you want a longer Christmas break. They’ll say, yeah, hey, Carson had a guest host every Monday for the last fifteen years. I don’t want to do Mondays anymore. Let’s let Anthony Anderson do Mondays and I’ll do Tuesday to Thursday and Friday’s a rerun. Sure, whatever you want.

Jimmy and I think he should and will stick around. I agree fully, and I’m glad about that too, because I enjoy his show the most. Don’t get me wrong, Colbert. I really do Colbert, and I appreciate them all. I actually really Falento, how talented he is.

Every once in a while, he’s so talented. He’s so talented. He catches so much grief. We’ve beaten this horse already, but he’s running the Tonight show. Don’t judge him by that.

That’s right, That’s exactly right. It’s a lot and again, like we said, with Colbert, it’s gonna be interesting to see what he does when these shackles are off. Those shackles are massive and heavy, and you’ve got to you’ve got to toe the line. You’ve got to be you’re hooked up to this machine, and you’ve got to be a whole bunch of things that your personality and your talent get left behind in that. And yes, and so fell and he catches a lot of crap, But I really appreciate his talent a lot.

I certainly hope out of this whole thing, I certainly hope we get to see more Strikeforce fives here soon. It would be a great time to start seeing that and to bring on When they did their first run, they brought on John Stewart, they brought on David Letterman his guests. That would be really cool to see more of that happen in this next ten months. It’s certainly going to be fun. And in this next ten months you and I’m certain are going to be talking both in front of the camera and behind the scenes as well.

During one of the most exciting times that we’ve seen in recent memory in comedy in late night. Thank you for doing what you do, Johnny Mack. Everybody out there subscribe, get a second email account, and then subscribe a second time to the Daily Comedy News podcast. Please do that, Johnny Mack, you are amazing. Thank you so much for showing up in this mashup of your show and my show, and it’s just this beautiful delight.

Thank you for showing up today now. I always love doing your program. You do a great job as well. I have. It’ll be a week later or so by the time people hear this, but I grab them morty episodes who listen to later today while walking the dog and looking forward to it.

Oh that’s awesome. Thank you so much, John, I appreciate that very much. This has been another episode of The Letterman podcast and a special episode of the Daily Comedy News podcast. This is Johnny Mack. I am Mike Chisholm.

Thank you, and good night.

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hey there, I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News as I’ve been trying to reinstate. On Friday’s taking a look at the late night joke, Steven Colbert had a good one about Trump. Don’t know if you saw the job numbers were pretty bad, and Colbert said, when he heard about the employment crisis, Trump sprang in action and fired the head of the Bureau of Labor Statistics. You fool, Now there’s one less job.

Don’t you see you fell into her trap. I like that very clever. Seth Myers said. Trump spoke about the proposal to build a ballroom on the White House grounds next to the executive mansion and added it’ll be near but not touching it, so it’s kind of like him and Milania. You could see that one coming.

I like that joke, Colbert again. Now presidents are allowed to do a little renovation. Of course, the Obama added a vegetable garden, Truman and Nixon both added bowling lanes, and Jimmy Carter famously added a sex dungeon. Hulu has Ralph Borbosa’s planet bo out today. I’d tell you all about it, but Hulu likes to keep their comedy specials extra secret.

They don’t want me to know about it, but my spies have told me that Ralph Barbosa’s Planet Bosa was filmed at the Balboa Theater in San Diego, and in it, Ralph shares his adventures in dating, controlling his temper, working on cars, and his views on current events. Kat Williams is working the PGA Tour this weekend. He is the FedEx Cup Playoffs en course correspondent. Why the PGA Tour is trying to attract a new audience. Kat Williams is a huge fan of golf and has a nineteen handicap.

Kat told the Hollywood Reporter, Okay, so I had to establish a handicap when I tore my rotator cuff. So I came in as a nineteen handicap. But I shoot low eighties. You certainly don’t want to bet me. I know I won’t be able to get that when I get ready to do it again.

Eighty three is a good and gettable score for me all across the country at excellent courses. The thing I like about golf is that it permeates so many different parts of your life. It’s not like it fixes everything, but it gives you a new parameter for things. The first four holes not going to your liking. It is the ability to ruin the day.

But it doesn’t have to. You can fix the front nine, you see, and level this front nine out where you can still have a good eighteen. He calls his outlook toxic positivity. And he really thought about this, quoted kat If. I aimed right, and I meant for the ball to go right, but the ball went left.

Where am I in my journey? I feel like the ball knows better than me, and that must be the angle that I must need to take to get to the pin. And that’s why I went over there, not that I made a mistake and shanked it and it went over to the right. I don’t even look at it like that, because that’s the way it isn’t golf, that’s the way it is in my real life. It’s almost toxic positivity.

I know that that happened because I didn’t keep my head down. I’m just gonna try and make sure that I keep it down the next time. It takes away a lot of the pressures of doing poorly because you’ve got so many opportunities to do a better job. Kat Williams, philosopher speaking of golf, What’s going on with Will Ferrell’s upcoming golf comedy. Ronnie Yusef and Joshua Benowitz were originally announced as co showrunners in addition to having created the series with Will Ferrell.

Will Ferrell stars as a fictional golf legend, according to Variety. With their departure, Molly Shannon has joined the series in the role of Stacy. We don’t know too much about Stacy just yet. To me, trading out rama usea for Molly Shannon. That’s like trading Tom sever to the Reds if you catch my drift there.

Billboard asked Matt Rife, are you looking to follow the career path of say Adam Sandler. No? By that, did they mean that Matt Rife might become a really good dramatic actor or are they wondering if he’s going to make horrific comedies? Rif said, it’s hard to say. Life’s going to take me in whatever direction it wants.

But if I had my way, Yeah, that’s the weird thing about accomplishing as much as I have by thirty, including a Madison Square garden. It’s like, what do I do now? It’s the most blessed predicament I could possibly dream of. As far as stand up comedy, my dreams have come true. I know it wasn’t pure luck.

I’ve worked my butts off, but it almost feels like I hit the mark of I could retire if I wanted to. I won’t stop performing until I die, But now I have to start thinking about is there something more? Is there something I’m passionate about that’s new to me? The goal would be filmed in television, primarily film than doing stand up whenever I feel like and performing with my friends as much as I can. That’s one thing I love about Adam Sandler.

He’s always kept that tight knit group around him. Bill Board asked Rife about a swipe from Mark Maron in twenty twenty three. Mark Marin called Matt Rife the it boy of Crampy Comedy, said there was never a beef. He was just being a crotchety old man. I’ve never even met the guy.

I guarantee he’s never watched one of my shows. So if he wants to be bitter and angry, that I get to live his streams yeah, man, you kind of be in a d word to somebody who might have looked up to you. I used to love to watch Mark Marin stand up. I don’t have a beef with a single comedian. I’m living my life, dude.

What do I possibly have to complain about. I don’t hate on anybody. I don’t talk crap about anybody. I’m just out here performing to the best of my ability. I play with my puppy, and I hang out with my friends.

I’m on my own business, and anybody who’s problem with that, it’s clearly an internal battle. All Right, Matt Rife. I like that quote. That was well fielded that question. Josh Blue has a book.

He’s been working on it for years. He said, yeah, it was about fifteen pages a year. I had scribes who I dictated to what I wanted to say. I went through five different scribes over twenty years, and it’s my story, but each person influences how the story is. So I had to go back through and rewrite the whole book just because it was in so many different voices.

It was a long, long process, but I feel like it was worth the weight. Well, that book is out now. It is called something to stare at. The book gets into Josh Blue’s unpredictable life, from his emergency birth in Africa to representing the United States in Paralympic soccer and building a successful stand up career. I have met him.

He’s a cool guy. If you’re in Denver, there’s a launch party tonight at seventy three Art Agency in Denver’s Rhino District. The event includes a Q and a a book signing, light refreshments. Giveaway is in a gallery show of Josh’s original paintings. Josh says, it’s hard when you’re so close to something for so long.

I can’t really see it, but everybody that’s been reading it is like, this is good, and every time somebody says it’s not crap, it feels great. If you are not familiar with Joshi has cerebral palsy and explains, because of my disability, I’ve had to be very comfortable with other people knowing my stuff because I need help to get stuff done. So I feel like I’ve always been very open and comfortable with that. Obviously, talking about getting bullied and stuff like that doesn’t feel good, but it also feels good in the fact that I’m here now if that makes sense, and hopefully because other people’s strength to deal with whatever it is that they’re dealing with. I don’t like corny or cheesy stuff, but if you could take something from these stories in my life, then that’s awesome.

Anyway, if you’re in Denver and you want to hit the Something to Stare at launch party event Bright dot Com tonight six to nine pm. My dogs apparently are very excited about it. They just started to bark their heads off. Usually the mastering process can get rid of the barking, but if you hear the barking, that’s what’s going on. Michael Rappaport is on the list of comedians alongside say George Lopez that I never come on here and be like, hey, Michael Rappaport had a great day.

He said it was Sonny in seventy two degrees out and he got ice cream and he just loves life. I’d never tell you a story like that. From al Alabama dot com, Michael Rapperport went on Facebook and told one point one million followers that his comedy show in Alabama was canceled after quote protests and threats over my support for Israel. Rapaport had announced the show in July twenty third on Facebook, saying he’d be in Birmingham to film the movie and at schedule the performance on his night off. He continued to post about the concert all the way through August, first posting in a video, I can’t wait.

Tickets are available now, but it’s gonna sell out because I’m Michael Rappaport, Ail dot com says. At three pm on Tuesday, however, Rappaport confirmed that the show wasn’t happening, quoting Michael, my show tonight at the Stardom in Alabama was canceled all caps. I did not cancel. I would never cancel, especially since I’m ready here in Birmingham, ready to perform. It was shut down because of protests and threats over my support for Israel and for speaking up about the fifty hostages still being held in Gaza, six hundred and seventy days in captivity, and people are protesting me for demanding their release.

Question Mark. It’s embarrassing. It’s sad, but I’m not ashamed. I stand by what I say and who I stand with. From Stocktonia dot com, You’re home for comedy news, they report, the City of Stockton spent fifty thousand dollars to subsidize a live entertainment event in which the city’s vice mayor was one of the featured performers.

Okay, what’s going on here? Stocktonia says the city tapped the Risk Medication Fund in order for the Wild and Out live show to go forward. This planned on May twenty fourth. The quote Epic Knight of Comedy, Music and Wild Freestyle Battles was the live version offshoot of the MTV Sketch Comedy and Rap show. One of the recurring cast members Stockton Vice Mayor Jason Lee fast forwarding through all the political details.

Interim city manager Steve Colangelo said he had launched an investigation into how fifty thousand dollars was dispersed without his knowledge or approval and initially quote whether boundaries between policymaking and administration were crossed. Stocktonian reports the Wild and Out show wasn’t the first received a city bill out. The city kicked in one hundred and twenty five grand to subsidize the second year of the Stockton Lantern Festival, a show involving lighted displays. As for wilden Out, the manager of ASM Stockton, which manages the arena, told the director of Stockton’s Economic and Development department that the show encouraged a one hundred and seventy thousand dollars lost to its promoters. Apparently the fifty thousand dollars was quote helpful to quote narrow the loss gap for the promoter canceling the show due to low ticket sales.

Fewer than four thousand tickets had sold in the ten thousand seed arena the day before the show. What has deterred other promoters from booking acts in Stockton? They apparently dropped the ticket prices and got a lot of walk up and got the attendance to seventy seven hundred. Who knows. The Hollywood Reporter had a big piece with John Oliver.

I’ll pick at this for the next few days. They were curious, what timeline does the comedy get layered in the last week tonight? Segments come together in six weeks, but what about the comedy part? Oliver said, really late. The jokes used to come in earlier.

But you don’t want to start writing before stories stable, because then you’ll fall in love with the jokes that are built on material that doesn’t stand up, and that’s a terrible position to put comedy writers in. So it’s only in the last two weeks that the jokes come in. But that first month you’re trying to give people ingredients that they’ll be able to create comedy from. You want it to be like an episode of Chopped, where it’s not impossible to make something palatable at the end. So you’re not giving them broken glass and weed care, you give them eggs.

You’ll find that interview in the Hollywood Reporter. I’ll have more about that tomorrow and on tomorrow’s show, Mike Chisholm from The Letterman Podcast is my guest. We talk about all things late Night. But before I get to the interview, I’ll talk a little about Oliver. Where you caught up on South Park?

Did you catch the other day? Actual Ice, like the actual Government Immigrations Customs Enforcement website, used a clip from South Park. Yes, the official Twitter account for ICE used to still from a South Park teaser. The teaser had included footage of Donald Trump groping Satan’s leg under the table at a dinner party. Ice didn’t use that part, but the teaser also featured footage of Ice officers, presumably rating south Park Ice thought that was cool and they decided to use it.

South Park got back at them on social media and wrote, wait, so we are relevant and had a hashtag I can’t even read this to you, but you may be familiar with a particular Louis C.K. Comedy routine about aiding a bag of something. They use the hashtag eat a bag of something. Comedy stock Market. Welcome to Comedy stock Market, or new Friday feature.

We’re I’ll throw out some names of comedians and tell you if you should buy, sell, or maybe even hold their comedy stock This week’s buy recommendations by Stock and Mark Meron His recent special is the best special of the year. It’s Mark’s best special, his podcast coming to an end. He’ll be taking a victory lap and he’s got that documentary by Mark Maren Stock.

Also by Dusty Slay.

His special was really good as well. Plus he’s part of the Nate Brighetzi verse. Always a good thing to have and being Nate adjacent should help Dusty’s ascendency and well deserved.


Also by Adam Sandler Stock.

Despite me screaming about it, you guys watched Happy Gilmour too. Don’t blame me, but forty seven million of you did the first weekend. That means Netflix is for sure going to make more Adam Sandler comedies, paying Adam Sandler tons and tons of money to make terribly unfunny things. So by Adam Sandler Stock, here are my cells. Sell Stephen Colbert Stock.

I know two weeks ago everybody’s like, oh, we love Stephen Colbert, but you weren’t watching Stephen Colbert anyway. And I think that show’s gonna have a quiet few months and then perk back up in May. But I would sell on Colbert. I would sell on Leanne Morgan. Here’s why.

My wife, who was really excited about the sitcom and is in the Target demo. She kept telling me how bad it was and she doesn’t like the laugh track. So if they’re not getting my wife, sell on Leanne. Sorry about the Netflix show. And my final cell recommendation of the week, sell on Bill Burr.

Just the more I pick away at that Vulture interview and listening to the words Bill Burr says, I think Bill Burr’s going to lose his core. He might not care, but I think we’re past peak Bill Burr now so sell On, Burr sell On, LeAnn Sell on Colbert Buye Sandler, Bye, Dusty Sleigh Bike, Mark Marin. That is your comedy stock Market out today on the eight hundred Pound Gorilla. Eliza Slessinger a different animal. She’s also putting out an album on eight to fifteen.

That’s exciting.


Also a comedy album from Damien Power.

It’s called not so Funny, now is it? We’re told that’s available wherever you stream comedy.


Also Larry Dean’s Fudnut, fud Nut Fudnut, Nice job by the eight hundred Pound…

She sends me things in advance with dates and stuff, not like the Hulu publicist. Hulu Publishers doesn’t want me to know anything about what they’re up to over at Hulu. A comedian I’m very much into right now is Seaton Smith. He’s over at the Fringe. Voicemag dot Uk has been speaking with a lot of the fringe performers.

Seton says, I’m debuting my show Trauma Bonding after twenty two years of doing comedy. I spent two years opening for John Mulaney, and I’m excited to talk about my family, my childhood, how it’s affected me who I am now, and I’m excited to relate to people. It’s exciting mainly because it’s scary going in deeper talking about childhood stories I always thought were tragic because they don’t seem tragic in themselves, Like there was a time when I lived with my father and the food he bought made my stomach hell, and I was always constipated. These things happened, but what made it tragic is how my constipation ruined the church’s big field trip to six Flags the amusement park. They asked Eating about his creative process.

He said, an idea pops into my head from living a moment in life, and then a journal until I understand the players in the situation. Then it looked for my opinion of the situation, which leads into the conflict of the scene. From there, it’s just playing around, finding the funny and kinek energy. I like that. That’s really smart.

What do you find most rewarding about performing for a live audience? Smith said, when a new joke kills Because I’m surprised as much as the audience. We all get to be the audience in moments like that. It’s my favorite. It’s a thrill.

Influence is Richard Pryor, Patrise O’Neill, John Mulaney, Tony Woods, John Stewart See Smith Trauma Bonding at the Pleasure Usince Courtyard Bunker three for the entire fringe chortle wants to go see Ted Milligan’s show called United. They say Milligan has golden retriever energy and has come up with a pretty good premise for his new show. Taking inspiration from the ongoing rash of Netflix sports documentaries, this show documents a season in the lower leagues for Crubchester United, a team in some town that fell into economic depression after the collapse of the cash register industry. This basically sounds like Wrexham spoilers here you Weren’t Flying to Scotland. Milligan’s approaches uneven and conceptually a little wobbly.

What begins as a streaming documentary in which he provides the talking heads eventually morphs into more of a Ted talk as the video material runs out and has to take over his narrator. It’s nice to see somebody unabashedly silly and cheerful in tone, even if Milligan never quite finds a way to view his underdog tail with real stakes or narrative intrigue interesting. The Times really liked Tom Rosenthal’s show. They gave it four stores out of five. The title of the show is whatever people say I am, That’s what I am, and it puts a positive spin on the title of the first album by the Arctic Monkeys, the punchline being an amazing band if you ignore everything after two thousand and seven.

The Times like a four stars out of five to Cat Cohen, who won Best Newcomer at the Edinburgh Comedy Awards in twenty nineteen. Her show broad Strokes is the story of a girl who wants to be exceptional, and yet she is unexceptional. The Time says the way she mixes hugely accomplished, velvety smooth singing with wittily warped description of her drive hypochondria career, and when we get to it real illness is always acute, always imaginative.


Also four stars out of five to Lou wall I like Lou a lot.

The Time says It’s not often that a sequel outstrips the original, Yet Breaking the Fifth Wall is a real Paddington IWO of an Edinburgh comedy hour. Interesting the times right, some audience members were used to accuse Wall of making it all up, and sure enough, this is a show about whether or not to trust a comedian who insists they’re always telling the truth except when they’re lying. And that is your comedy news for today. Come back tomorrow, Mike Chisholm and I will throw the ball around for at least an hour. We’ll talk all things late night, normal episode on Sunday.

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hey there, I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Matt Rife has revealed he is now caretaker of the supposedly haunted Annabelle Doll. Oh no, what are you doing? Don’t take that on USA Today Airports.

Matt Rife and his friend purchased the Home Museum, an entire artifact collection of paranormal investigators Ed and Lorraine Warren that includes the Annabelle Doll. Rife plans to reopen the museum, which has been closed since twenty nineteen, for tours, and he’ll let you stay overnight at the home. Rife went on TikTok as one does, to announce he has officially purchased the Home and Museum, including their entire haunted collection. In the TikTok, Matt Riife said this might be the most important and prominent piece of paranormal history the world. Ed and Lorraine Warren, or who took demonology and ghost hunting and made it mainstream.

I know a lot of you guys don’t know what any of this means whatsoever, but if you follow ghost stuff, this is as big as it gets. The museum will be open for tours so you yourself can experience and learn all the haunted history surrounding this amazing place. This is the most random hobby ever, but so cool man. I should probably collect stamps or something might be a little safer now. The Annabel Doll is a real antique raggedy ann doll supposedly possessed by an inhuman spirit.

The New England Society for Psychic Research, founded by the Warrens, previously described it as demonically possessed. The doll has been at the museum since the seventies. It has gotten a higher profile thanks to the Conjuring films Now listen to this. In May, Annabel hit the road for a tour, the Devil’s on the Run tour with Dan Rivera, who’s a senior lead investigator for any SPR the New England Society for whatever I said before. Months into the tour, Rivera died at a hotel.

However, the coroner says the doll was not with him when he died, So I don’t know why we’re bringing this up at all. Anyway, Matt Rife very excited. I’m starting to think maybe Andrew Schultz isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed Schultz went on Instagram on Sunday and reposted that day’s Washington Post article about Donald Trump backing down on a promise to require health insurers provide coverage for IVF services. Schultz added the caption you don’t break your word, your word breaks you. In a follow up post, he slammed Trump, saying Donald Trump flip flop once again on a campaign promise.

Hey, Andrew, I don’t know if you study history, munch. Donald Trump was actually a president of the United States from twenty seventeen through twenty twenty one. During that time, he built a wall in Mexico, paid for it. You should look it up. Donald Trump was a guest on Andrew Schultz’s podcast Flagrant.

Last year, podcaster Charlotte made the God thinks John Stewart would make a good presidential candidate. Charlemagne was on Lara Trump’s show and said, we’ve seen John get legislation on stuff, you know, past before, like we know where his heart is. He’d be somebody I’d really like to see get in the race and disrupt things. In twenty twenty eight, George Lopez in the News, George is there’s a few comedians that I talk about, and it’s never like Comedian X was in a good mood and had fun and got along with everybody. Lopez seems to be one of those guys that any time he comes up in the news, he’s fighting with somebody.

He’s mad at the Los Angeles Dodgers. Lopez is claiming the Dodgers have blocked Lopez on social media for Lopez’s anti ICE comments. On June twentieth, the Dodgers stated that ICE agents requested parking lot access but were denied. An ICE spokesperson clarified no agents were at Dodgers Stadium and that the officers there were California Border Patrol. Lopez says of being blocked, it’s hurtful.

If anyone doesn’t belong, it’s the Dodgers. Maybe at the next fan fest they can have ICE agents dresses the visiting team and remove fans during the seventh inning stretch, since fan loyalty means nothing. Jimmy Kimmel and team took out a billboard in Los Angeles to campaign for an Emmy, a typical Los Angelesy type thing to do. You’ll find the billboard at the corner of Santa Monica and La Sienega. It looks like a standard Emmy ad for Jimmy Kimmel, says late Nighter, except when you look at it, it reads I’m voting for Steven Nice moment of solidarity there by Jimmy Kimmel.

An interesting booking on Jimmy Fallon’s Tonight show. Tonight, it’s Greg Guttfeld. Guttfeld told Fox News is the five I’m doing Jimmy Fallon, and I’m psyched about it. Fallon comes across as a great guy, and me going on a show shows he’s not worried about upsetting his peers. He got a lot of stick for humanizing Trump when he tassled his hair, but it didn’t come from anybody but the people on the left who wanted to teach all entertainers a lesson that if you dare show the Trump as a human, then your toast.

So it’s kind of nice he’s taking this risk. Gutfeld is not the lead guest tonight. That slot goes to the Jonas Brothers. Dusty Slay said, always been on the cleaner side. But I had jokes here and there along the way that I wouldn’t do now.

I did a couple of shows where people asked me to be completely clean, and then when I would go through my set, I’d be like, oh, I’m losing some of my best jokes. He said the final straws he got a bad review. I was the cleanest person on the lineup. Ye know, I got the worst right up because of this one joke. So I said, you know what, I’ll just be completely clean, but I still want to talk about the things I want to talk about.

I’ll just find a new creative way to say that. I had to find other words. I couldn’t rely on shock always good advice, And I remember Jeff fox Worthy explaining that to me probably twenty years ago. Now, boy, time flies, Yeah, it probably is twenty years. Wow, it feels like yesterday.

Geting old folks. Dusty talked about finding the balance between being a road comic and being around for the family. I don’t like to be gone for longer than a week because I want to be home with my kids. But that’s what comedy is to me. Now, if you live in New York or LA or maybe in Chicago, you can get locked into a circuit.

We’re still going to get it to do a lot of comedy every night. But if you’re not living in those cities, touring is what you have to do. It’s the most fun thing to me. He was surprised at the reception he got when he first left the Souteast. I remember the first time I went to Phoenix.

I drove from Nashville to Phoenix and I thought, Man, this is too far out. They’re gonna be like go back to the South. That it was one of my most fun weekends. I just remember being so excited about how well it went. I thought his new special is one of the best of the year.

Picking away that fantastic interview Vulture did with Bill Burr, they were curious when Burr talks about politics in his act, what does he want to do? Burr said, if I do it, I trash it both because that’s my job. I can’t fix the political system. But when I do stand up, if I start trashing like Trump, I hear left the crowd go yeah, and I’d be like, you voted for a guy that’s staring off in a space. Your guy literally should be in a home.

He had some additional words that started with f that I’m omitting. What are you patting yourself on the back? For your party is not let you choose your candidate. Since obomb a second term, you’re liberal. That’s insane.

More f’s were skipped there. I’m not flying either one of their flags. It’s people paying them. It’s a problem. They’re always distracting this other stuff.

CNN and Fox News are a disease. Another ref skipped. But now I’ve moved on from that to the puppeteers. So my new perspectives. There’s nothing wrong with being a billion But if somebody’s working forty hours a week, hundred and sixty hours a month and they can’t make the rent, you’re not paying enough money, maybe you should just be worth nine hundred million.

That is a CEO taking eight figure bonus, and none of your employees of dental insurance. They can’t even go out and get a filling for hosted SNL the week after the election. It’s an honor to be asked to do that. I made fun of Comma, and I made fun of Trump, and I did a couple of silly jokes. I kept a light.

I don’t put that level of importance on my ac when I’m fine. As people keep trying to categorize what you’re doing like that idiot Ben Shapiro, he’s woke. No, that guy, you’re trying to bring me in his full At one point they like me, and all of a sudden, I’m like A I’m like an a hole. I’m supposed to look at that guy like he’s an adult. Plenty more check out the Good One podcast A fantastic I’ll continue to pick away at that one Tomorrow on this program, it is the debut of Comedy stock Market.

We will treat comedians like a stock market. I will recommend some buys, I’ll recommend some cells. Week one, I don’t have any holds for you. Some buys and some sells. Tomorrow it is the Comedy stock Market.

Saturday. On this program, Mike Chisholm from The Letterman podcast and I recorded it oh about ninety minutes or so before the edit last week, and I will share that conversation with you on Saturday Tonight in Jamestown, New York, it’s the annual National Comedy Center Festival. John Stewart is the headliner. He’ll perform on Saturday. There’s also a concert with Bill Murray and his Blood Brothers, which is a live blues and classic rock performance that one’s Sunday.

Jerny Gunderson, the National Comedy Center Executive director and former guest on this program that John Stewart is one of the most influential comedic voices of our time, providing his signature social commentary at a pace responsive to the news cycle, while deeply thoughtful about our shared humanity. The Comedy Center is celebrating the fiftieth anniversary of SNL. They have some new exhibits, including the script from episode one, season one on display in the museum. You can actually interact it with it through a touch screen. Pete Davidson has praised his friend Machine Gun Kelly as quote the best dad ever.

So if anybody asks you who is the best day that ever, the answer is Machine Gun Kelly. Why, Pete explained, machine Gun Kelly flies back and forth to Cleveland twice a week just to see his daughter play volleyball, and he’s just always with his kids, and it’s such a beautiful thing to see. Pete says he’s looking forward to having playdates with Machine Gun Kelly and their kids. Pete says, we’re gonna have awesome playdates, and that’s gonna be a cool playdate. Kelly has two daughters.

One is sixteen. Not sure she’ll be excited about this, but the four month old probably will be. Christella Alonso is at the ice House Comedy Club in Pasadenette to night. Every ticket sold will go directly to defending immigrant families facing deportation. Christella said, I’m a first generation American born to an undocumented mother that taught me to love this country.

I believe it’s my duty to give back and fight so that everybody can get the same thing. My family got a chance. Maybe George Lopez could come by forty four The musical is a satirical comedy about the rise in presidency of Barack Obama, as well as the eccentric political characters he meant along the way. It’s coming to New York off Broadway this fall Thursday, November sixth, Written, composed, directed, and lead produced by Eli Beauman. He’s the son of John Bowser Bauman from Shanna Nah, Remember that Guy.

Forty four promises to tell you the story of Obama you won’t read about in history books because history books are now banned in most states. Because also forty four is the story of Obama as Joe Biden kind of sort of remembers it, love it, that’s hilarious. Deadline spoke to some of jfl’s New Faces from Montreal Xavier Phillips that I grew up in Tennessee and wasn’t really surrounded by many people wanting to pursue comedy, so I was kind of having to find what was online and see what other people who I was idolizing were doing. And that’s kind of the time it discovered JFL New Faces was always one of the things I put on my list of goals for the year. I’m incredibly excited being selected.

Congratulations. In Chicago, the Windy City Comedy Festival kicks off. Io Theater will be hosting multiple showcases of the festival. There’s a show tonight at ten thirty. There’s also a show on Saturday at eleven am.

Now Saturday at three pm. It is the A List Laughs, stacked with nothing but A Listers. The A Lister list includes Chicago’s Matt Brown as your host, and comedians A Listers Michelle Malazaki, Scott Eason, Hannahbeck, Eliza Butler, Joey Sarone, Avril Grenado, Paul Blomeier and Newton Gregory. Those are your A Listers. That’s your comedy news for today.

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Bill Burr’s Hot Take on Comedy and Politics

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Callarogas Shock Media. Hey there, I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily comedy who said, Look, I’ve tried. I did everything I could. But if you guys are gonna watch Adam Sandler comedies on Netflix, they’re gonna keep making them. Happy Gilmore I forty six point seven million views, slightly more people consume that than consume this podcast.

Forty six point seven million views in just three days. That made Happy Gilmore Too, the biggest US opening weekend ever for a Netflix film and Adam Sandler’s best Netflix debut. So if you’re gonna watch it, and Netflix is going to pay Adam Sailor to make these, they’re gonna keep making them. He’s not gonna make uncut gems too. If you keep watching this crap.

People are starting to pay a lot of attention to Bill Burr’s the interview with Vulture from last week on The Good One podcast, Burst said specials aren’t just special. Some of them are transitionals. So someone will be like, ah, I really like Paper Tiger, but then Red Rocks wasn’t quite as good. It was more of a transitional special because I was in the middle of undoing a lot of stuff about myself. There’s specials where you’re catching somebody sort of midstry.

They haven’t plent of that foot or where they’re going to be. So I’m excited about my new hour that I’m writing because this one is more of my self examination. But my worldview is apolitical and it’s trying to bring people together. I’m trying to do the opposite of what’s going on there because I feel like we’re going to have a civil war if we’re not careful. When I was growing up, everybody hated the Russians.

Now people hate California or Florida or New York at Texas and it’s like, geist we’re on the same team. People gonna have different opinions. I don’t know. I think what this country needs now is a leader. At that point, the Good One podcast asked, are you the leader?

No, no, no, no no. I’m talking about politics and this whole leading by dividing. That’s we’re going off for the last few decades. It’s going to pull a country apart if they’re not careful. Lever of corruption with all these politicians and how much money they’re making from the people, poisonou food supply.

I mean, are they going to hook up with the pharmaceutical people. Like your job’s to go out here and eat poison and get sick by the drugs. Say live long enough, make a claim, haven’t denied after you paid insurance, then die and I’ve all that dead passed on to the people. And I can tell you right now that people doing that are not illegal aliens. Bill is not happy with Ben Shapiro saying that Burr has become woke.

He doesn’t even know what the word means. His definition awoke. As white liberals, they don’t even know what it was. They just took the word from black people. It’s the worse thing about our people.

Not only we take from other cultures. We don’t even take the time to understand the definition. You want there to be annoyed so you can have something to talk about, and then he can make money off dividing his own country. Those people treason us what they do. The fact is it worked for what his goal was, for it to become a thing online.

We’re a certain portion of the right complain about how you’re woke racist, they’re racists. Let me drop the half ass impression here, because this is the next point, is that Bill Burr says, they send pictures of monkeys to me and my wife. They’re effing horrible people and their cowards. They never say it to your face. There’s an ugliness out there right now where if you’re a racist, if you’re an anti semi, if you’re a psychoanationalist and you want a softball interview, there’s podcast out there where you can get one, and they’ll laugh at you for your bad jokes and give you the pass.

There’s a really ugly thing going on out there, and we’ve already seen what it destination. It’s not the way to go. Then, Vulture said, people on the left have been really embracing you and sharing videos of you. Burr said, no, it’s not true, dude, it’s not true. It’s common sense on both sides.

We keep doing this stuff where we’re like, oh, the right’s all f and racist, and dude, the left is some of the most Most of the left feels like if they have a black friend, they don’t have issues. I’m oud of that. I don’t want to hear any more left and right crap. They’re all e f and nuts. Me too.

Where it went from people shouldn’t sexually assault people absolutely too. I don’t like where you’re talking about in your act was nuts. It was McCarthyism on the left, and the left is so fed up that the cycle right thinks they’re in the middle, and they’re not. They’re out of their f and minds. We’re continued and I travel, dude, and I’m telling you people who lean right and left or chill and they’re just sitting in the middle.

Like, when is everyone going to calm the f down? When is this going to go back to live and let live? People from construction workers to hairy leg chicks with nose rings going, hey, I like what you’re saying out there about these billionaires, because that’s the problem. The other problem is people make it like it’s political, like if you vote for this color tie, those billionaires or somehow going to grow a heart, and it’s just not the case. It isn’t.

That’s on the Good One podcast Vultures podcast. I’ll continue to pick away at that one. Let me go forward promote Saturday. Mike Chisholm from The Letterman Podcast and I had a long conversation. I haven’t checked with Mike.

I imagine it’ll be The Letterman Podcast on Friday, but it will be this podcast on Saturday, and we talked about all things Late Night. Very good conversation. We wrapped up. We’d gone just about an hour and a half and I couldn’t believe how long we’d been talking. I can talk to that guy forever.

John Stewart on his own podcast was giving Jay Leno some crap, and that’s one of the topics I got into with Mike Chisholm on The Letterman podcast. John Stewart got annoyed at Jay Leno’s comments about, you know, being less partisanship in Late Night. Stuart said, this is them trying to police and create rules they would never follow. That’s how Fox is popular. That’s how any of these people, you know, they all talk about Gutfeld.

By the way, Gutfeld on Fallon Tomorrow night, they’ll talk about Gutfeld. It’s the most popular. I’m struggling here because I’m trying not to slip back into Burr. I have to remember I’m doing John Stewart here, or I’m not trying to do anyone right now, but that burricades I’m kind of locked into it. Let me take a breath and just try and speak normally.

John Stewart said, that’s how any of these people, you know, they all talk about Gutfeld. It’s the most popular. He’s not popular because he’s a both sides guy. He’s relentless, and after a day of watching Fox News and being bathed in their very purposeful propaganda, it’s a great way to top off the night. If you look at the social media profile of all the people to complain about the left wing bias, they’re all right wing influencers.

They all make their money. Their entire economy is based on how willing they are to attack and to fame and to crush liberals. The whole thing is bs. Have you met the chairman of the FCC, He’s like crap poasting Colbert. He’s probably right now.

Want to search for more right wing billionaires that can buy out more of these properties, because there’s going to be an acquisition in Murger Spree for these kind of things. Mark Maren had some opinions on podcasts. Mark Maron was on CNN, and I’ll let Mark speak for himself. You know, we were there at the beginning, and it is a media that anyone can really do, that can thrill their hat in the ring. And I think as it’s evolved and into video, you know, people have been able to set up their own little show business empires.

So I mean, like any medium, it can be used. For bad or evil. So I mean, you know, what are you going to do? But it is the way the media landscape is working. I look, there’s a sort of cultural malignancy to it in some ways, but in some areas people are doing really interesting stuff.

I have been enjoying the heck out of a Dusty Sligh’s opinions about country music Rolling Stone as Dusty Sligh, what do you think makes for a good country song? Dusty said, sometimes it’s a good story, but I think voice plays a big, big role. I love a good deep voice minus shot right now because I just talked to Mike Chisholm for an hour and a half. Dusty said, I have a joke where I say, a good country song, we’ll have you reminiscing about times you never had. And I think about that Brooks and Dunn song Brand New Man, where he’s talking about how basically he’s been running around while he’s women and how he’s met a woman and changed his life.

I was probably eight years old, ready to settle down. I was like, I need to change my ways and I’ve never even done anything, but I think that’s what good country does. Dusty talked about the Brooks and Dunn song hard Working Men. Dusty said, I love the song and I’m listening and basically he’s complaining about how he can’t get ahead in life. He’s working so hard he can’t get ahead.

But he reveals to you on the song why he can’t get ahead. And this guy, this character I feel like they’re writing about a character, is a guy who’s complaining about how he never has any money. But if you look at his own personal finances, you’re like, well, you’re spending all your money, and you know how you’re doing it. Speaking about spending money, Colin Chost and Pete Davidson spent it on a ferry. The New York Post reported that Jost, Davidson and their partner, comedy club owner Paul Atalia Mayo, thirteen five hundred dollars to a downtown law firm.

That law firm filed a lawsuit something something to do with dockage and twing contracts from when the comedians and their partner A BoNT the original ferry. A source told The New York Post Jostin Davidson, we’re unaware of this as they don’t handle the day to day business operations of the Ferry. Out on Amazon Prime Video today, The Pickup, starring Pete Davidson and Eddie Murphy. The log line a routine cash pickup takes a wild turn when mismatched armored truck drivers Russell and Travis or ambush by ruthless criminals led by savvy mastermind Zoe played by Keky Palmer. As chaos erupts, the unlikely duo must navigate danger, clashing personalities, and one very bad day that keeps spiraling out of control.

The Daily be Sure didn’t think the movie was good. Their review said, it’s been decades since Eddie Murphy made an honest to goodness funny movie Wait till they find out about Adam Zandler, and The Pickup won’t break that dispiriting streak. It’s going straight to Prime video, although in a just world it would just be released on DVD and sent directly to a big box retailer’s bargain bin. This heist comedy is a half baked throwaway that’s so busy staging third rate action sequences that it forgets to concoct a single passable joke. Wow, I can’t believe Pete day Vidson got the role of not Sandler.

Most of the reviews I’ve seen are in that vein Late Night are reporting the Daily Show is off for five weeks. The Late Nighter has a take. I have a slightly different take. Late Nighter says, though the timing is shure to raise eyebrows. It sure did you know Stephen Colbert and all that.

If you’re this far into this podcast, you know what’s going on there. Dosi Leidak on last Thursday show said, just to let you guys know, we’re going on a production break for August, which was planned months and months ago. So don’t freak out, have a great summer, and we’ll see you in September when we can all freak out together. Late Nighter says it’s not the first time the show did that. When Trevor was hosting in twenty twenty one, they took three months off between the end of the Daily Social Distancing Show and the show’s return in September to a proper show.

All Right, I don’t think that’s exactly the same. In twenty fifteen, the show took a seven week break between the end of Stuart’s run and Trevor Noah’s debut. I don’t think that’s the same. Comedy Central is filling the time slot with repeats of other shows, for example of The Family guyd In’s Health Park. Now my take here and Late Night Er is much more educated in this than I am.

But my take weren’t we told during Colbert Gate that the reason for the timing that they had to make the decision right then and there was because the contracts come up in August for like the writers and stuff. So the last show of The Daily Show before the five week break was Thursday, July thirty first, and then August rolled around They’re like, oh, yeah, we’re on a five week break. So my question is everybody being paid for the five weeks because CBS paramount whatever they are, skuide ans because the parent company’s cool like that. So yeah, you guys get have five weeks off, enjoy your summer. Maybe or are people not being paid for five weeks?

And if I divide fifty two by five, that’s around ten percent. And I don’t think The Daily Show does a show every week of the year. So is this like a secret fifteen percent budget cut? Perhaps? Maybe possibly, or I might just be talking out of my hat.

I have no facts. I’m just a guy in the basement. Stephen Colbert is going to appear in the upcoming season three episode of Elsbeth, which runs on CBS. Stephen Colbert will play a talk show host. In the October twelfth episode, Stephen plays the host of a fictional late night talk show called Way Late with Scottie Bristol.

Colbert’s episode was just recently filmed, however, the idea has been floating around for months. Interesting timing. Eric Idol was asked by The Guardian, what comedian from any time do you believe would have complimented the Python’s ensemble? Great question, The answer, Dan Ackroyd, because he was a writer and a performer and can melt his ego into a crowd. On the whole, we didn’t try to upstage each other on Python, you were supportive.

The Pythons do tend to fight. The Guardian was curious if any of the Pythons get royalties from spam a lot. Eric Idol said, they get more effing money than they’ve ever been grateful for They got effing millions, and they’re miserable and horrible and bitchy about it. I spent twenty years working for Python and then two years at the two Show. They were there for two weeks.

I’m not really motivated by money, to be honest. Anyway, the producers get all the fing money and divide it up according to the contract. Someone suit us for years saying I was paying the Pythons money from my back pocket, and I said, why would I risk going to American jail to give John Clees more money. Let me tell you about some comedy specials I liked. Mark Maren’s new one is fantastic.

It feels like a comedy special, like back in the day when HBO would roll out a special every now and then and it fell big, and it shot properly, and it’s in a theater and a comedian has something to say, that’s Mark Maren’s special. Oh, I got to add it to my rankers here. Let me open up that file. I’m going to put it at number four overall, and it’s the best special of the year. So my top tier right now is the Conan Mark Twain Prize by A Mile Shane Gillis’s ESPN monologue I have a two Thomsigor’s bad Thoughts at three.

First stand up special on my list is Mark Maron’s new one, and then Shane Gillis tires at five. Number six in the stand up tier would be Justin Willman’s Magic Lover, and I’ll go over the list some other day. But Maren, I thought was just fantastic. I said this already on this podcast. He’s got something to say, and I think that makes such a huge difference.

Don’t want to spoil any of it. Absolutely watch it. Then I put on Dusty Slayh’s a new one which is on Netflix, and I like Dusty a lot. It sounds like I’m about to bash it. No, this is a good special.

My hesitation is I think he had two specials worth of material. I’m looking here at my ranker. I’m gonna slot it after Justin Willman, but ahead of Bert Kraser, so that would be my third best special of the year and the seventh funniest thing overall. Dusty’s just doing ratitat jokes. I like that style.

The problem with that style, whether it’s Steven Wright or Mitch Hedberg or Dusty Slay your brain fatigues after a while. So Maren is telling stories and there’s an art to it. Dusty’s just up there shucking jokes and as he says, we’re having a good time, and we are having a good time at an hour and change, maybe even longer. I think it would have been better served as two forty minutes specials. But very very very good.

Again, the Netflix stuff in comparison to City HBO stuff. As I said earlier, the Maren felt like a special, and Dusty’s like a lot of them on Netflix. Feel like somebody went to the mall and bought a comedy special off the shelf. It just doesn’t feel as big, but it’s definitely funny. I actually watched Dusty in two nights.

Again, I think it was better as two forty minute specials, and that’s the way I consumed it. After Dusty, I put on ver Dawes, who I like a lot, did not like this special. Three and a half minutes in, I was struggling. I tried to hang in there. I made it maybe five six minutes.

Maybe that’s an unfair review, but dude, we got a lot of things to watch out there, and I’ve only got limited time. Vier was just on somebody’s podcast. Who was I listening to? Was it good one? Yeah?

Maybe it just good one? Sorry. Whatever I was to do was a really interesting interview about the special, but just as a special, just wasn’t feeling it. Some things I am digging not Comedy Department Q on Netflix thumbs up. And I’m not a big wrestling fan.

I watched it like every week when the Rock was red hot twenty five years ago. But I put on the new thing they are promoting. That’s like how the sausage is made at wrestling events, really really good. I’m all into that one. That’s the one that if you hang out with me in real life, I don’t shut up about.

So some other things for you to watch. Lloyd Evans wrote about the Fringe and the Spectator. Now, if you follow this podcast, no conversation about the Fringe is like, the Fringe is awesome, you should go and it’s a good time and everybody’s happy. It just seems like the Fringe is making everyone miserable. Lloyd Evans writes, every day my inbox fills with stories of panic, madness and despair.

The Edinburgh fringes upon us and the publicists are firing off emails big and critics to cover their shows. Now, he comments about how comedy has changed. They’re sure is full of performers advertising their mental disorders as if they were badges of achievement. The fringe once had a sense of freedom and danger. I used to head for a crimp little basement just off the Royal Mile, where comedians performed from noon until midnight.

No tickets, A bucket was passed around. At the end of the show, comedians showed up. They delivered sixty minutes of chit chat and verbal sword play. Often this involved singing out members of the crowd for good natured abuse. Anyone with a sensitive temperament or heaven forbid, an emotional disorder stayed away.

There were no rules or special protections other than criminal law. I was there in twenty ten when a comedian lost patience with a drunken heckler and head butted him into the floor. After the bleeding victim was carried upstairs to a waiting ambulance. The next performer was called on the mic because she was an American with a delicate Southern accent. Good evening, Edinburgh, I had stepped over a pool of fresh blood in order to reach the stage.

It’s that normal in Scotland. Yes, this is the fringe we need back, not the one we’re complaining about. How much the hotel is what Evans continues in The Spectator. Back then, the Fringe specialized in monologues about mass murderers and war criminals. An actor would dress up as say Hitler Stalin or Jeffrey Dahmer deliver an hour of bad taste joked to a crowd of unshockable punters.

That genre seems to have expired yet right now the world stage is full of controversial and even monstrous characters who are ripe for mockery. The satirists seem uninterested. Another casualty is the joke of the Fringe Award, who sponsors have withdrawn their support. Last year’s winner suggested that the pool of talent had all but dried up. The winner was I was going to sail around the globe and the world’s smallest ship, but I bottled it.

Lloyd Evans right, it’s not great, but it’s better than the winner from the previous year, which was I started dating a zoo keeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah. And he goes on and on the premise the Fringe used to be more fun, I’ve never been voicemag dot uk has been profiling some of the performers. They caught up with cabaret comedian Scott Derwood, who says his new show, Apocalypse Cabaret Songs for the End of the World is about a karaoke jockey who finds themselves the sole survivor of an apocalypse and commits to singing every song on the sign up list. What are you excited about? First, the opportunity needs to do the same show twenty eight days in a row is huge because an extended run like that is so physically exhausting it knocks you out of your head, letting your art brain mak intuitive decisions rather than always deferring to one’s thinking mind.

The second is Edinburgh’s like going to camp where everyone shares your same obsession, and that obsession is live shows. Best advice he got about the Fringe assume the weather every day is going to be crappy, and if the sun ever does come out, you’ll be so excited you won’t know what to do with yourself. You can check out that show nightly at the diary room at the Underbelly. Nine to twenty pm. Troida went to see Ben Pope’s The cuts They write for reasons it’d be a spoiler to explain.

Ben Pope finds himself almost ungooglable. The topic is about circumcision. Troda writes what shines out most or the charmingly funny vocabulary he deploys and the quirky mental pictures he conjures up that exquisitely define a microphone, for example, or a CD. And I’m a day late on this, but I do want to acknowledge the passing of Lonnie Anderson. If you are of a certain age, and if you worked in radio, you sure as heck loved WKRP in Cincinnati.

Lonnie Anderson’s Jennifer was the opposite of the dumb blonde stereotype, refusing to take dictation, type letters or make coffee. Lonnie Kay Anderson was born August fifth, nineteen forty five, was naturally dark haired. She said, I love being a brunette. It was exotic. People weren’t quite sure what nationality I was.

There was a mystery when acting I could be the bad lady. Lonnie Anderson was seventy nine Natural Comedy News for today, I’ll see tomorrow

Another Tom Segura Garth Brooks Parody, plus Dusty Slay’s Country Music Debate

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hey there, I’m Johnny Mack and we’re Jim Packed again today with your Daily Comedy News. I cannot get enough of this. Tom Sigora chop busting on Garth Brooks the latest. To promote his August twenty seventh show at the Comedy Mothership in Austin Joe Rogan’s place, Sagora photoshopped his face over Garth brooks face on an album cover.

Tom even got the font right and has a sticker with the day and time of the show. Tom’s been making fun of Garth Brooks for years. If you watched the recent Netflix series Bad Thoughts, so there’s a wonderful, totally not Garth Brooks at all sketch that was absolutely my favorite. This all gets back to a conversation on Tom’s podcast years ago when they started joking that Garth Brooks might be a serial killer, which of course Garth Brooks is not. He’s definitely not a serial killer.

I just want to make that clear. Despite my certainty that Garth Brooks is not a serial killer, Tom Segura had apparently suggested that the evidence was Garth Brooks very unusual videos that he had posted on social media. Fans started commenting on Garth’s social media posts with one question, which was where are the bodies Garth. Tom Sigora has been blocked on Instagram by Garth Brooks. In the past, Agora has talked about a reliable source who Segory asked does he know?

And they’re like, oh, yeah, he knows? And I was like, is he upset? And they’re like, he just doesn’t get it. He doesn’t know why you’re talking about him. Sigora said, I was like, Okay.

Dusty Slay mixing it up with the country music fans. He has some strong opinions on what’s country music or not. You’ll find Dusty on the Rolling Stone podcast Nashville Now Dusty talking about his new special that was out last week, Wet Heat. Rolling Stone asked, you cost a lot of stir on social media when you claim that Post Malone’s F one trillion was not country music. Why don’t you considered country?

It’s fair question. Dusty said, I’ll say this. I think it was two discs, and I didn’t realize that the second disc actually was a little more country. What I listened to was the stuff with the other country singers and I was like, I don’t like it. I don’t think this is a country.

Personally, I don’t think post Malone has a country voice. I don’t mean an accent. He just doesn’t sound country to me.

And then he was paired up with a lot of country singers that I really like.

I don’t like people switching genres coming over to country and being like, now the country’s super popular, I’m gonna make country. Now. I’ve heard that post Malone his next album is gonna be more traditional country. So I think he heard me. If you want to make a country album, make a country album.

So Rolling Stone was curious, all right, what goes on a country album? Dusty said, I think you need steel guitar, fiddle. If you have those, you already have a recipe for country. That’s a good place to start. If you don’t have a basy voice, you’re gonna need those two things.

If you have a real deep voice, I think you can get away with just an acoustic guitar. And they then asked him about a bunch of albums, one of them Morgan wallins I’m the problem. Dusty said, all right, I don’t think so. I don’t like it, but this is what I’ll say. I got a brother in law from Michigan.

He grew up with this. My sister’s ten years older than they got married. They started dating with her like eighteen, so I was like eight. So this guy, he’s been in my life. He moved from Michigan down to Alabama, lived in a trailer park with us.

He knows all about country music now, and I was trying to show him how not country it is, and he goes, that sounds country to me. So it’s hard to argue. But to me, it’s not country. It’s a thing they’re doing with the way they sing. Now, everything sounds so emotional, and everything’s trying to sound so deep.

I think there’s a groundedness that country music really needs. So The Rolling Stone followed up with Carrie Underwoods before he Cheats. Dusty Slay said, Yeah, country’s very well known for breakup songs, but I feel like there should be a male version of this song where you’re the other guy. You’re the guy that shi keied his car. You need that guy.

Where’s his side of this? What was going on? Why did he cheat? What happened? Did he really is she overreacting?

Did she go to jail cheating’s not illegal in a relationship. I love it. John Mulaney was on Threads pushing his book club. I think the reason John Mulaney has a book club is to make Jim Gaffigan’s Whiskey project look cool. In comparison, I think m’lane’s taking one for the team.

On Threads, John posted some crooked photos, but he explained my three year old photographer his son captured my excitement for this month’s mullany Read’s pick, which is Shark Heart by Emily Haybeck. Mullaney explains shark Heart, very hard to say, was my favorite book of twenty twenty three, and one that I don’t think got enough attention when it came out. It tells the story of Lewis and Wren, a young married couple that faces something many of us can relate to. You know what’s going through my head now. The idea that somebody said the way into a half assed Millenni impression is to do Fred Schneider from the B fifty two’s Lewis is diagnosed with a rare disease that will gradually turn his body into that of a great white shark, like for real.

Next thread from John Mulaney. I think each of you will bring your own life to the book and maybe see it and the changes and losses you have gone through. It’s the wildest premise and yet I think we’ll feel deeply personal to lots of readers. The book is fantastic and you can buy it at independent booksellers all around the world. It is John Mulaney’s book Club Cool.

Conan O’Brien had Mack packer Andy Samberg on his podcast. They started talking about Conan O’Brien’s tenure on SNL. Samberg had heard the show was a little more competitive and kind of grimy. Conan said, yeah, definitely was when I was there.


And then I have to credit Adam Sandler.

Conan said every week he would worry, I don’t know if I have anything this week. It’s late. I don’t think I can write comedy. He would call his girlfriend Spiraling, sh’d tell him to quit. Conan, I was in a state of mind.

I think like Smigel and Odin Kirk and Greg Daniels were like, it’s life or death, and it feels like that’s kind of how everyone feels.


And then this guy, Adam Sandler showed up one day and he’s like babba doo, an…

I love it. He was really happy, and you’re just like, how is this a possibility you can like this? Conan added, I think sometimes real silliness used to be discounted some what it was Adam Sandler who made him realize it had real value. Congratulations to Mark marin his upcoming documentary Are We Good We’ll be in theaters. Independent documentary film distributor Utopia has acquired the North American theatrical rights to Are We Good.

Are We Good shares the life story of Mark Meron. It specifically emphasizes Mark Maren’s self reflective journey through grief after unexpectedly losing his partner, filmmaker and actress Lynn Shelton. The film chronicles how Mark Maron returned to the stage while also exploring his career trajectory over the course of forty years. Are We Good includes interviews with John Mulaney, Nate Brighetzi, David Cross, and Mikhaela Watkins, as well as footage from Maren’s sixteen years hosting the podcast. On the Good One Podcast Bill Byrd, it sounded pretty feisty, especially when he gets into the political stuff.

I’ll get to that later in the week. Berr talked about working on himself and talked about some legacy advice you would hear from comedians. There’s this thing, don’t go getting happy. If you get happy, you’re not gonna be funny anymore. But no, it’s actually better because it opens up this whole new worldview.

So you’re not doing the same thing the entire time. You have to keep incrementally changing every year, so there’s some sort of Fordamentum no what you’re doing. That’s what happens. When people knows a change, you have a positive reaction to it. But if people have left behind who are still angry, misogynistic and blah blah.

I’m not saying I didn’t have a lot of issues with women. I do, but even then it’s not them, that’s to do with other stuff. I just keep going back and figuring out what it is. So I definitely had a fall off of the stay angry bro guys, and they’re not fans now. I just think, well, hey, man, I hope you’re not angry your whole life, because I was on my way to doing that, and I don’t want to be that guy the on me.

If somebody would have said that, I would have been like, well, FU didn’t what I want. But even for a person saying, you know, as funny as he used to be, I still have empathy and go, I know what he’s saying. I like, don’t go to light because I’m not ready yet. Stay here in the bar with me thinking all this negative stuff. I don’t want to be the pied piper that I don’t want my tombstone to be here lies Bill Burr.

He was angry. Were my one effing life that I had? He did that. So I’m also realizing it’s just kind of what it is. You have your stuff, you have to work out, and that’s your life sentence.

Just for Laughs has announced some of the line up at least for Just for Laughs Toronto. Glad to see the Toronto Comedy Festival coming back. It is a fantastic fest of all I’ve been thinking about going up this year. It’s from September eighteenth through the twenty seventh. The names they pulled out in the press release gave Iglesias, Sarah Milliken, Viral Sensation, drop Out, improv and fan favorites Maria Bamford, Almdical, Big Jay Ogerson, and Ron Funches kind of fly through.

This lineup includes Al Magical. I’m guessing if you listen to my podcast, you know Al best known as a correspondent on The Daily Show. I like his stand up a lot. Alistair Ogden is one of Canada’s top comedic talents and was one of the new faces just for Last Montreal. He was pretty good.

Ashwan Singh is a stand up comedian, musician and writer whose work blends incisive humor with heartfeld social commentary. And Indian immigrant turned Canadian resident, Ashwin draws on his unique perspective to explore themes of culture, identity, immigration and family, wit and relatability. Big Jay Okerson, I imagine you would know. Brittany Schmidt is an LA based, Wisconsin raised comic. She likes her comedy like she likes her cheese.

Stinky, that’s hackey, I’d be afraid of that. That’s a little hacky who wrote that? Don’t be fooled by her. Girl next Door looks her humor is insidious. And unapologetic.

She’s open for Theo Vaughan, Chris Red and others. All Right, Shaye Jarina, best known for his viral videos and oppressive social media presence, Open for Bert Kreischer, Connor O’Malley. You can check out Connor’s special stand up solutions on YouTube. Drop Out Improv from the minds behind Dropout Comes, an evening of improv minigames and off the Wall Shenanigans. Brizio Capano is one of the most well known and highly regarded comedians in Latin America.

He was the first South American comedian to shoot an original comedy special for Netflix. Gabe Iglesias, You know who that is? Gavin Mattz in twenty twenty four named one of Vulture’s comedians you should and will know Genia Sheer. You guys know Gina right. Hamoody aka the fob four, described as hilarious takes on immigrant life and cultural clashes.

His skits mixed humor with relatable insights, especially for diaspora communities. Oh my goodness, the ever so serious Harry Condobolo is going to be there. I think we need to update Hari’s crudentials a little bit. We’re told he has performed on such shows as Conan and The Late Show with David Letterman. It’s been a minute Ian finance, described by David Tell as a power act.

Jay Jorden, who has a lot of buzz, also on Vultureous Comedians You Should and Will Know list in twenty twenty, was a new face in twenty nineteen. Langston Kerman, Maria Bamford, Mark Forward will perform his third comedy special will be recorded for future release. He has two specials already. I love the titles of those. One is called Mark Ford Presents Mark Ford and the other one I love this title, Mark Ford Wins All the Awards.

Ron Funches will be up there. Sarah Milliken. She is one of the UK’s and in recent years the world’s most well love touring comedians. Todd Barry Oh, I like Todd? How are you doing on time?

All right? I could do a couple more here. Moa Mayer was announced as a headliner for twenty twenty five’s Dubai Comedy Festival. Liz Meely will release a new comedy special called space Camp that’ll be out September ninth on Punch Up Live, recorded at the Bellhouse in Brooklyn. Liz Meely hit the stage with her rapid fire storytelling style to share tales of her boyfriend’s botched vasectomy, faking marriage, being a sky Princess, cat missapps, and more.

Liz is also going to start touring on the eleventh of September in Austin, Texas, a whole bunch of dates ending up Boston November sixth. Info at Lizmeely dot com. M I E L E. And Johnny Mack’s got a ton of leftovers, which means he’s going to be able to pre tape Labor Day weekend, which is kind of nice. That’s your comedy news for today.

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Joe Rogan and Jay Leno Under Fire

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hey there, I’m Johnny Mack, who with another busy Daily Comedy News. There’s a lot going on. I’m not going to cover today, but I want to call your attention to a pretty feisty Bill Burr interview. You’ll find that on Vulture dot com and as a podcast in the Good One.

I’ll start picking away that tomorrow. But just other things I want to get to. The cool kids came for Jay Leno last week. They did not like the Jay Leno interview about Late Night and called out Jay for some hypocrisy. It’s really interesting to see what Jay’s legacy has become as the team Conan people just continue to pile on, and now the cool kids are coming ford Joe Rogan.

There were two things. One from The Daily Beast. The headline. A number of Joe Rogan’s comedy and podcasting buddies are having second thoughts about following him to Texas. Some of the comedians they single out, Shane Gillis, moved to Austin years after he was fired as a cast member of Saturday Night Live.

They point out in June on Andrew Schultz’s podcast, where Andrew was probably shocked to learn that Donald Trump didn’t do everything he said he was going to do. Shane said, Texas effing blows. Gillis criticized Texas, describing how his home had a blackout for three days. Gillis said, the second we ran out of power, the house was ninety degrees and just bugs. Bugs came in immediately.

The house filled with bugs, and I’m just laying in the dark. In twenty twenty four, Shane Gillis told vi Ivaughn, I just wanted to move to a place where you can do stand up during the week forever. It was just in New York, in LA. Now you can do it in Nashville. In Austin, Brendan Schaub said, I miss my community and my routine after moving from LA to Austin.

Tim Dillon, who you can never take that seriously in any sentence that Tim Dillon ever speaks. Tim described Austin as a great place to raise a family as long as they like you, are dull and never want to succeed. In September, Tim was on Whitney Cummings podcast and called Austin and the soulas city that should be burned to the ground. He described the music scene as three heroin addicts busking with guitars. Whitney made fun of the Joe Rogan experience and said he’d rather have someone that makes knives than you.

Right, they’re just hoping that people he’s flying miss their flight and they need someone at the last minute. Dylan has moved back to LA, we’re told, but says of Texas. Yeah the taxes are better, and yeah, there are benefits to not being in LA, and yes LA has a host of problems. But I moved here because first and foremost I said something new will be good. I was wrong.

The cool kids continue to go after Joe Rogan. Last week, on Wednesday’s The Daily Show, they did seven minutes on Joe Rogan. They did a mock biopic. The narrator of the biopic says, a new thinker has emerged to grapple with the mysteries of our universe. He is the world’s greatest thinker.

They then showed clips of Rogan saying things like why do black people like menthol so much? And if you’re drinking water, you’re drinking dinosaur pe. The narrator continues and talk he did because the most fundamental truth about the modern world was finally within his grasp. That a man may speak forever without knowing things as long as he has a podcast, Rogan began his true life’s project of absorbing the collected wisdom of the world’s greatest wise men and every now and then a woman. They then show guests Elon Musk, Donald Trump, and Alex Jones.

Then they highlighted the title of a YouTube video alleging to show all the times Rogan has used the N word. You know what, while I’ve gone here, let me open up one of the Leno pieces. I wasn’t gonna do it at all, but since we’re here from the Nation, the headline jay Leno’s phony case for balanced comedy, They ask, why is it that every time a great late night host loses a job, jay Leno appears. That’s just stupid. I don’t know what d Steth Meyers weigh in on Colbert the Nation rights, really Jay Leno fair and balance comedian.

A two thousand and nine George Mason University study found that of the thirty three thousand jokes Leno told about politicians during his first run as the Tonight Show host, he told forty four hundred and sixty eight Bill Clinton jokes, and nine and ninety nine about George Bush. They do add that, of course, there’s no reason Leno shouldn’t have gone after Clinton more than Bush if he wanted to. There’s just no reason why Kimmel, Colbert Fallon shouldn’t go after Trump more than anyone else. You know, part of this, guys, is just from a comedy standpoint. Clinton is funnier than George Bush.

George Bush is funny, but George Bush is a lot funnier than Obama or Biden. Again, nobody has yet really to nail an Obama impression that’s truly funny. None of the Biden impressions were funny. There are funny Trump impressions. There are funny Clinton’s, there are funny Reagan’s.

There was a funny George H. Bush, There were funny Nixons. Chevy Chase figured out a way to do Ford. So yeah, for us to go back, you know what is its twenty five years later? No, it’s thirty years later now, and be like, oh, Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinsky, it’s not funny.

Leno’s right leaning show regularly topped Lettermans in the ratings. Oh, I missed that Jay Leno’s right leaning show. I missed that one. Okay, they did discuss the Winsky of it all. The Nation rights take, for instance, Leno’s relentless slut shaming with the expensive Monica Lewinsky.

In his own gauzy remembrance, Leno was a voice for fair play and civility. Back when Leno first began touting comedic civility in the Trump era, John Oliver threw a montage of his own Winsky jokes back at him because Leno wasn’t any more civil than he was bipartisan. Leno certainly wasn’t alone and going after Lewinsky, Bill mar David Letterman, more N Daoud, among many others, beat up on her. The difference is that Leno has a particular talent for dressing up his cruel streak and a folksy style of do you hear this water cooler banter? That’s fair?

Then the nation is mad that Leno made jokes about someone named Stella Libeck. They write that name is largely forgotten now, but she was the seventy nine year old woman at the center of the McDonald’s Hot Coffee lawsuit. They end their piece with if Leno’s first comedic reflex is to side with a multi billion dollar fast food chain over a scalded grandma. It’s no surprise that decides with our babbling dictator president when he feels Late Night comics are too mean to him. I mean, yes, we all feel bad that a woman got burned with coffee, But of course the joke is, did you not know the coffee’s high?

I mean, I just don’t get it, guys. At some point comedy is going to make fun of something and someone, Oh my goodness, I’m like, ten minutes in, I didn’t even mean to do that story. We’re going to be long today, friends, Let’s get to it. John Okay, second with Late Night for a second, Late Nighter points out. Stephen Colbert had good ratings.

He had an average weekly share of twelve point sixty three percent among total viewers. In his first full week of shows since CBS announced the cancelation, he allogged his best ratings in over two years, with an average of three point zero five million, more than the other two shows combined. Again, to be fair, Jimmy Kimmel’s in guest host mode in the eighteen to forty nine demo, Colbert’s weekly average jumped sixty four percent. Again, I’m sure a lot of that was the curiosity. On the Monday, the Letterman Podcast, Great podcast, check out the newest episode.

They have Letterman’s former producer Morty and famous radio DJ and former on this program and personal friend of mine Alex Bennett are the guests. Mike and I are planning on doing something to talk late night and late show. South Park had good ratings as well. In the three days after the premiere of the episode in which we see Donald Trump in bed with Satan, they got five point nine million cross platform viewers including on air replays. That’s a sixty eight percent improvement on the season twenty sixth premiere.

There was no episode last week. This week, the trailer suggests that we’ll see Donald Trump grabbing Satan’s leg under the table. I’m sure that will go over well in some parts of the capitol. Sam Bee was on Tom popp As podcast and weighed in on Colbert Gate. Was it money?

Was it politics? Sam said, I think both things are true and real. These legacy shows, they’re hamorrhaging money with no real end in sight. People are just not tuning in even remotely comparatively to how they used to. People are literally on their phones all the time for one thing, they don’t need a recap of the day’s events.

We’re consuming news media all the time. I do it too, but we don’t relax in the same way by watching everybody get together, lay down in your bed, type TV and watch them jokes in some interviews. It’s also true that when the President of the United States has to give a sign off on a corporate merger, the thing you can’t do is make jokes about him. He’s a thin skinned idiot, and we know he’s like a pernicious cancer, and he cares about that stuff. Papa asked if TBS asked Sam to tone down her show’s political stances.

She said, one hundred percent. When a huge corporate mergers happening, nobody wants to cause trouble. Business trumps everything. Everything you think is important is absolutely impotent. It’s not even a consideration.

Sam’s insight into ending the Late Show is it’s so much easier for them to cut the Late Show loose with this merger coming down the pike. Probably the most agonizing decisions they were having were about how do we float this, How do we not get a lot of blowback? You know what I was going to tell you about the Toronto Comedy Festival. We’ll do that tomorrow because it’s not until September eighteenth. I’m seeing nothing but great reviews for the New and Naked Gun movie, which first of all, is amazing, and congratulations to them.

Liam Neeson was asked other movies he enjoys. He said, Missus Outfire springs to mind and the outtakes were extraordinary too, and they aren’t part of the movie too. Actually in the credits that I once shared a taxi with Robin Williams and a few other actors and he started rapping on some politician. I remember thinking, this is maybe what Shakespeare would have been like, just this incredible stuff pouring out of his brain in his mouth. He was a genius comedian Country Wayne with a shocker.

On social media, he said, I got to come to Facebook because you all have been here since day one, all the reason I’m really able to sell tickets, and you all have been the reason I’ve been sustaining off stand up for the last ten years. So I had to come live and tell y’all, Hey, everybody, I love y’all. But when it comes to stand up comedy, my last show will be October fourth at the cob Energy Center in Atlanta. From my Amazon special Wow sad to hear that. I also hope this isn’t a Craig Robinson situation where he’s just trying to get attention, because that would be really, really lame.

Wayne said. Now a lot of people are like, Wayne, You’re leaving millions of dollars on the table. But the reason being, I tell everybody, when God tells you to move, you got to move some time. Sometimes you got to lose to win. Everything I got going right now, I put on the back burner for stand up for years.

If you all can remember back in the day when I went and did stand up, I had to stop doing social media content. Everybody was mad I had to leave social media. But I had to leave social media to become the person I am in stand up today. Now I’m leaving stand up because a lot of stuff in Hollywood that I got going on, and God got a lot in me and creating these ideas to put together, which is the ideas you love. Billboard put out their report of the biggest tours Beyonce led the way.

In June, Joe Coy sold forty two thousand tickets across ten shows. He grows two point six million dollars. Nicky Glazer grows three million, forty three seven hundred tickets across twenty shows. Gaba Glaciers three point two million, fifty two thousand, six hundred tickets nine shows. Nate Bergatzi three point six million, forty four nine hundred tickets six shows.

Dude, keep doing comedy, Stop with the theme park nonsense. Matt Riiche grows four point two million dollars to lead the pack fifty two thousand tickets across five shows. Some other shows making some money. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler grows two point two million, John Stewart, John Millenium, Pete Davidson together one point four million, and in Dublin the two Johnnies, Johnny Smacks McMahon and Johnny b O’Brien one point three million dollars. Bounce on a lot of stuff today, which is always a good problem to have.

In the summer. Voicemag dot UK has been catching up with comedians who were performing at the Fringe now underway. One of them is Aiden McQueen, who self describes as a stand up comedian from Ireland and a woman who’s been through just enough therapy to monetize her emotional chaos. Waiting for Texto is my one woman comedy play about heartbreak, grief and healing in the age of WhatsApp, yoga and passive aggressive self help memes. Have you done Fringe before?

Yes, I’ve done the stand up trenches, Flying in the Rain, performing the Three Men called Dave, and coming home with trench Foot in a new juke this year with a full length solo show, more Prepared. I’m pacing myself. We keep hearing about the pacing. Isn’t that interesting. I’m pacing myself and bringing a collapsible stool for when I want to cry in the street with dignity.

Boy, do I ever read an article that’s like, Hey, the Fringe was awesome. Man, I had a great time and I stayed at a great hotel. The Fringe just seems like a disaster. Everyone just seems like they’re just struggling to survive to perform at it, she says. I try to treat it like a marathon, not a breakdown in slow motion.

I do yoga badly, avoid the seven pounds smoothies currency not weight, and escape to the botanic gardens when I need to see something green that is an envy or mold.

Also naps, naps are resistance.

Any advice for first time or is it the fringe? Make the show you want to see on your worst day. Forget hype, connect with the people in the room, and bring waterproof shoes. Always. If you could change one thing about the fringe, what would it be?

And we keep hearing this theme subsidized a combination for artists. It’s the biggest barrier access and it’s exhausting to make meaningful, radical art while sharing a damp cupboard with a mime troop and a bologne smell that won’t die. Waiting for texto at the Powder House at two twenty pm out in San Francisco, it sounds like Luigi the Musical is doing well. Luigi the Musical, of course, the dark comedic musical reading for the press release quote inspired by the true fact that Luigi Mangioni, Diddy and Sam Bankman Fried, three high profile public figures, were held simultaneously at Brooklyn’s Metropolitan Detention Center. The show was set in a prison cell shared by the descriped cryptomobul, infamous media executive and the viral Italian sensation, an accused assassin guarded by one confused sergeant.

They’ve been adding shows. The August sixth show is sold out. They’ve hadded another show on Monday, August eleventh. I bet you they wind up adding more. That is your comedy news for today on a very busy summer Monday.

I love it. See you tomorrow