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Caloroga Shark Media. Hi there, I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News, the daily briefing on stand up comedy, comedians and the comedy industry. Acent is the algorithm loves. Cultured magazine put out their Cultured one hundred. One of the Cultured one hundred is Marcelo Hernandez, who, in my opinion, does one thing, and does one thing well but culture It said.
In his four seasons of SNL, Marcelo Hernandez has played, in no particular order, an emo teen, a soul patch wearing wife stealer named Domingo. Yeah he’s done that, one, a frozen embryo, and himself patron saint of short Kings for the culture. At one hundred, he was interviewed by my former coworker Jimmie Fox. Fox said, you’re good looking, he got the swag. Now that the specials in your review mirror.
How are you feeling, Marcelo Hernandez said, looking back, I can say to myself, I gave it every single piece of me. When we called you, I was sitting there going crazy, and after a conversation, I was like, yo, Jamie Fox is the regulator. You put it in perspective, like it’s already shot. It’s too late to be freaking out. I wasn’t enjoying it.
I was suffering it. Fox said, Okay, let me give you this Michael Jackson Billy Jean Motown twenty five iconic. But he went backstage after and cried because he thought it was the worst performance of his life. You can’t always see what we see, so I told you get in the Ferrari pull out and have a great time. That special had like forty six and a half million views.
I just want to see how that feels. What’s it like to be on top of the mountain? Man? Did it at forty six and a half? What was that even on other Remember it was on Netflix.
I will have to take Jamie Fox’s word for the forty six and a half million views. Marcelo said, I’ll tell you what, Jamie. When I first started doing comedy, I wrote down on my little yellow pad the two people I wanted to be like. I wrote, I want to be physical like Eddie Murphy. I want to be meticulous like Jerry Seinfeld.
And that As I got older and I started to see more, when we started thinking about how we want to shoot the special I thought, I want to shoot it like prior. I want to be sweaty, I want to flowy shirt. You know. Richard Pryor filmed in Miami, and so did I. I wanted to tef Greens look old school, look vintage.
Yeah, so when you said you wanted to be like Eddie Murphy, that was the point. Eddie Murphy’s just doing. Richard Pryor watched the specials back to back. Now, this is interesting aut of Stephen Colbert. In that New York Times profile, Colbert said CBS tried to renew him for as long as five years.
During negotiations in twenty twenty three, Colbert went for a three year extension. Oops, one might say, Colbert told the Times less than two years before they called to say it’s over. They were very eager for me to be signed for a long time. So something changed. As for what’s next, the show takes like ninety five percent of my brain.
He won’t seriously consider new opportunities until he has a little more time to breathe. Now, Colbert reportedly makes fifteen million dollars a year. And here’s some advice from Johnny Mack. If somebody ever offers you fifteen million dollars a year, Just say yes. That’s generational changing money.
And if they’re like, hey, we’ll give you fifteen million dollars a year for five years, and now if you do some math, that’s seventy five million dollars, you say yes. Especially on the talent side. You know what was gonna happen. NBC is going to go, hey, we’ll give you sixteen million dollars a year. That wasn’t going to happen.
Just say yes, What are you doing, dude. Conan O’Brien, who settled with NBC for reported forty five million dollars. When The Worst Person who Ever lived, Jay Leno, took the Tonight Show back, Conan was seen in the Netherlands. He was taping a new episode of Conan O’Brien Must Go. Conan was spotted celebrating King’s Day in Amsterdam, then went on Dutch talk show Eva.
Conan said, we showed up, my wife and I got here at six in the morning and I went out on King’s Day, absolute madness day, drinking, which I’m used to. That’s my sport. They seem to be making an episode involving fashion. Conan explained one of my fans. It’s a high fashion model here in Amsterdam, and she said she could teach me how to be a male model.
I showed up, I met with her, and she told me at the end, this isn’t gonna work. She was very disappointed in me. Conan says his show is less interested in educating viewers about a country than putting Conan in absurd situations. We’ve all watched travel shows. They tried to teach you about the country.
I want you at the end of my program to know nothing about the country. I want you to maybe even be dumber than you were at the start of the show. Conan is impressed by the Netherlands, particularly that people are tall and have bikes. He said, so many tall people. I’ve met, so many women that make me feel short.
And everyone’s on a bicycle, which I love. In the United States, when you get on a bicycle, people dress up in these crazy outfits. Here you just see people riding their bikes in normal clothes. Nikki Glaser admits she wasn’t necessarily prepared for the reaction to her, saying that she’s open to her man fulling around. You remember that old story, Yeah, Hollywood Establishment insider Nikki Glaser was on Karras Swishers podcast, So it’s over.
That’s it. If we’re gonna line up the comedians and say who’s an insider, who’s an outsider? Nikki Glaser’s paling around with Kara Swisher, that’s it. She’s done. Don’t expect her to be a roast comedian or doing any of that.
The agents have successfully completed the mission. Hollywood insider Nikki Glaser told Kara Swisher I wasn’t even thinking about censoring myself in any way that this podcast makes headlines, meaning call her daddy. But Nicky said she woke up to headlines saying that she likes for her boyfriend asleep with other women. Nikki explained, it was like five different headlines showing up in my feed, and I don’t even follow myself. I don’t look for news about myself.
I avoided at all costs. It was just really embarrassing. Yes it was. Esquire wrote a piece the headline, this new comedy special completely shocked me with joy, they write. Michael Cruz Caine’s son Fisher, died from sepsis in two thousand and nine, just thirty four days after he was born, Fisher’s twin brother lived, and Caine and his wife Carrie also have a daughter.
The family’s world was destroyed. It needed to be rebuilt. Ten years later, Caine stand up comics started writing on Twitter about his grief. The comment started coming in by the thousands. The tweets turned into a one man show that Caine titled Sorry for Your Loss, which is the kind of phrase that shows up on cards.
Caine told Esquire, Yeah, the show’s about grief, specifically about how I felt, starting from the moment my son died, which was in two thousand and nine, untill now, because the grief continues. It’s an honest reflection on those feelings, and a lot a lot of that is comedy, because I’m a funny person. Even in the worst possible situation, there are still things that, if you’re a human, will make you laugh. I didn’t want to hide from those things and pretend not to see them. I just wanted to feel free and be myself as opposed to trying to be a quote unquote grieving person.
People have an expectation of what someone who’s grieving will be like, but all that stuff made me feel alienated from people. What made me feel good was talking to people who talk to me like I was a person. I know you, you’re my friend. Can we just talk how we normally talk? As for the special, he says, once you release it into the world, you lose a lot of control over how people receive it.
It’s funny. The New York Times did a piece about like how grief in comedy a few years ago that I was in. I read all the comments. A large percentage of them were like, what kind of sicko experiences some kind of tragedy then tries to turn it into jokes. I guess they hadn’t seen it, so that’s what they think.
It is that one is called sorry for your loss. He is Michael Cruz, Keane Kay and E Interview magazine caught up with Ronica Slowakowska. They did a little free association short form. She said, easier in ways, harder in ways. SNL’s a form of It’s not exactly live.
It’s edited on the spot about attention, spans, short and screwed up. But I don’t think all is lost. I can totally binge Sister Wives Delivery. I’m a corporate slot person. Rice Bowls protein a vegetable, something that’s sustaining my energy and making me think good.
I’m obsessed with this place that is Brussels sprouts. Whatever we order it. Everyone’s offices smell like farts actors. She says, I feel like I was right in the middle of comedian and actor. But since getting on SNL, I’ve chosen a side as being a comedian cooler.
I don’t know. Maybe about sleep. SNL gives us time to sleep, but will you sleep is the question. I’m just damped up. I’m excited tonight’s writing nights.
Am I going to go home at midnight? Or am I going to go home at four am? It’s kind of up to me. A few weeks ago, Ay Lorne Michael’s documentary came out. The Oler reporter said, Lorne Michaels has been enigmatic and evasive for long enough that he doesn’t seem more or less uncomfortable having a camera in his vicinity, knowing dorn Well that he isn’t going to let anything slip by by accident.
This same principle lets director Neville linger in Michael’s office, and even in the film’s closest to revelatory moments at Michael’s lakeside get away in Maine. Nothing Michael says is all that revealing or candid, but Nevill’s eyes are still loud to wander, inviting viewers to latch onto Michael’s life ephemera and read meaning into it. It’s his love of Gordoney and extension of his devotion to cultivating talent. He won’t say so, but maybe is his office filled with fish that he refuses to name as a mirror of the constant rotation of cast members of his best known show, Don’t Know, not surprisingly that people with the loosest lips are people who no longer rely on Michael’s for a paycheck. With many of the highlights coming from John Mulaney, Fred Ormison, Bill Hayter, and Adam Sandler swapping stories, Mulaney, like Tina fay Conan O’Brien and a few of the veteran writers, gives the strongest impressions of knowing where the bodies are and buried when it comes to revealing details about Michaels, but each other people who appear to know him best has and I can never repay Lorne story that makes it clear that they aren’t saying anything Lorn wouldn’t once said if Michaels were to retire after the season, Neville’s documentary could be shown at his retirement party without anybody feeling awkward.
The av Club said that Lauren the documentary fights a losing battle against all the other Sketch Show history lessons. They write, SNL has been so celebrated, chronicled, and mythologized that it seems impossible to imagine anything new to say about the Sketch Show, but documentarian Morgan Neville gives it a shot. Narrated by Chris Parnell, Lauren establishes early on that Michaels isn’t particularly interested in the movie being made about him. Michaels presents himself as we often see him, dressed up, gray hair, button down, a tad aloof The result does a likable film that auto appeal to SNL fans and hardcore comedy nerds. As an SNL history lesson, Lauren will feel rudimentary to those already be sotted up by the show.
As a portrait of Michael’s early years and comedy beginnings. The documentary passes by key biographical details too quickly for them to fully register. And the program’s memorable sketches have been played to death by this point. If somehow you’re just now getting an SNL and having a ready ingested, endless lore about the most aduring of sketch shows, Lorne might be a meaningful primer for everybody else. You’ve heard this joke before.
All Right, the Netflix is a joke of festival is about to kick off. They are highlighting the short list, a showcase spotlighting nationally touring comment These are not newcomers, but rising voices on the cusp of their next chapter. We are told, so kind of new faces, but different. Here’s your list. Comedian CP aka Chris Powell, writer and performer who’s comedy special Sunday After Six debuted in twenty twenty five.
Ethan Simon’s Patterson a stand up comedian who’s been featured on Comedy Central and is a regular at The Seller. Gabby Bryan is a New York based stand up comedian, actress, podcaster, and Emmy winning producer. Lucas Zilnik a stand up comedian, born, raised and based in New York City, featured on Comedy Central. Matty Wiener stand up comedian who made her fallon debut last year and his filmed to stand up sets for Comedy Central and Don’t Tell Comedy Opie Alakbaju, La based stand up comic who’s been recognized by Vulture as one of the comics you should and will know. Peter Ravello, stand up comedian, actor, and writer based in New York.
He debuted on Fallon and has appeared on Comics Unleashed, Yeah Chappelle. Lacey La based stand up comedian who performed at the Comedy Store and hosts a YouTube series called Cooked in the Comments. Sophie Buttle, She’s kind Of No No. Sophie was the head monologue writer for CBS’s After Midnight with Taylor Tomlinson and has appeared on Fallon Cordon and CBC’s This Hour Is Twenty two Minutes. And Zach ned Towers, LA based comedian, actor and writer who appeared on Netflix’s Dear White People.
Those are the short list. The showcase takes place tomorrow, two shows starting at six o’clock. And that is your comedy news for today. I will catch you tomorrow