Comedy Survivor Week 14 – The Final Three

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Callaroga, Shark Media outbit outlaugh Outlast. This is Comedy Survivor. Over three months ago, we stranded sixteen comedians on Comedy Island to determine the Comedy Survivor. Hello, I’m Johnny Mack. We were down to the final four of Nicky Glazer, John Mulaney, Sarah Silverman, and Sebastian Maniscalco.

The listeners went to the Facebook group Daily Comedy News Podcast Group, where they voted. It’s time to tell you the votes. Michelle votes for Sarah Silverman, Mike C votes for Nikki Glaser, Lee votes for John Mulaney, one vote for Sarah, one for Nicky, one for John Mulaney. Richard votes for Sebastian Maniscalco. Andy votes for Sebastian Maniscalco.

Dylan votes for Sebastian Maniscalco. That’s three votes for Sebastian Maniscalco, one vote for Sarah Silverman, one vote for Nikki Glaser, one vote for John Mulaney, Andrea votes for Nikki Glaser, three vote Sebastian, two votes Niki Raffi votes for Sebastian Maniscalco. Mary votes for Sebastian Manuscalco. Mike Dee votes for Sebastian Manuscalco. That’s six votes now for Sebastian Manuscalco.

Matt votes for Sebastian, Aaron votes for Sebastian, Barb votes for Sebastian, a von A votes for Sebastian, Janet votes for Sebastian, and Cheryl votes for Sebastian. That’s twelve votes for Sebastian Manuscalco. The listeners have made it very clear Sebastian Maniscalco clearly eliminated from Comedy Survivor. We’ll take the break, we’ll come back and we’ll see what this. As I do every week, I had the AI analyze the results, and the AI called this an assassination of Sebastian Maniscalco.

That’s pretty harsh, but boy it was not close. This leaves us with the final three. They are John Mulaney, Sarah Silverman, and Niki Glazer. Let’s start with Nikki Glaser. She’s had some votes here and there.

The AI suspects that perhaps some of those votes were just to make things not looking animous. I don’t know about that. Sarah Silverman may be the most interesting finalist. She’s never really accumulated I think maybe one vote here or there. I don’t remember if she ever got two votes and she’s sailing along, could she somehow take this thing?

And then John Mulaney, he’s never been in danger the entire time. A couple votes here and there, but there’s never been a movement against him. So who will win Comedy Survivor? As we go down to the final three? John Mulaney, Sarah Silverman, Nicki gle Here’s what you do.

You go to the Facebook group Daily Comedy News podcast group. There you will find a picture of me and Sebastian Manaskauco, probably making a stupid face, and in that thread you will vote someone off Comedy Island. Who do you want to go? Is it? John Mulaney, Sarah Silverman or Nikki Glaser Vote one off and the other two will be in next week’s finale.

See you guys in the morning.