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The Shark Deck. Hey, I’m Jenny Mack with your Daily Comedy News late Night. Still having fun with President Biden and those passkey documents. Seth Myers with a winner here. The White House announced that President Biden’s aids found classified documents at several locations inside his Delaware home, and he’s had them for a while because a lot of them have to do with the Louisiana purchase.
That’s great. There’s a bunch of bad ones again, as always, I’ll qualify the professional comedians tell them much better than I do. But I don’t know what is going on with the writers. Colbert, I know your retirement age. Are you starting a collection?
They’re classified documents, not spoons from the Delaware Train Museum. That one’s okay. James Cordon, this is awful. You’ve heard of Mara Lago. This is Carlago.
Oh my goodness’s terrible fallon. Apparently presidents lose classified documents the way we lose air pods. It’s just terrible. Unless that’s like the ninth joke in his sequence Kimmel one, okay one awful, the okay one, which is more dangerous. Joe Biden having classified documents in his garage or Joe Biden having the keys to a Corvette’s That one’s okay.
This one’s awful. He calls it stud force one. Kimbell, that one’s so bad. I’m surprised, Falandon say it. From Tampa Bay Date Night Guide, Boy, Jenny Mack, you’ve been just throwing fire these last three four or five shows.
Yes, I know. By the way, I’m recording this on Friday, and I got a note from a friend of the show who told me that he knows the guy. If you listen. On Friday, there was an article about a comedian and I’m not here, and I wasn’t there to beat up on that particular comedian. It was just that the article had a lot of comedian generalities, like, hey, Springfield has the best audiences, and the Chuckle Hut is the best club.
Was that kind of stuff. Friend of the show told me he was LMAO about that piece. So that’s good because the point wasn’t to pick on the particular comedian. And that’s why I’m saying particular comedian’s name today. That’s not why I did it.
So thank you friend of the show. From Tampa Bay Day Night Guide. You’re home for a comedy news They say Jim Gaffigan has been a household name. Now I wonder why they say has been a household name. I would say Jim Gaffigan is a household name, except he’s probably not.
I mean for you and I. You listen to the show every day, and how was the show? We know who Jim Gafgan is. I’m not sure everyone knows a Jim Gaffican is, but who cares? And he’s bringing his latest tour, the Dark Pail Tour, to Tampa February ninth through the eleventh.
Not only will guests be treated to his hilarious antics about dealing with life’s crazy challenges. See this just to beat the dead horse. That’s the same kind of generic comedy article that I was making fund of on Friday, Jim Gaffigan’s hilarious antics and dealing with life’s crazy challenges. But one of the story, Johnny mac is Those two shows will be filmed for Jim Gaffigan’s newest upcoming comedy special. Nice, the CEO of the building, said, I love Jim Gaffigan’s work and his comedy interesting.
He must be a fan of Jim’s acting traps to put it in that order. I’m so impressed that he’s chosen to film the Dark Pail Tour here. It speaks for who these strass is, the stras is the building. Then we got some boilerplate from Jim, let’s read it. I’m super excited that I’m filming in Tampa because of a couple of factors.
You know, I’ve obviously performed in Tampa numerous times and always had a great time. But I also feel like Western Florida has a lot of Midwesterners, and so being a Midwesterner, there’s a feeling of familiarity there too.
Also, I lived in Tampa for a year after college.
Some far from an expert on Tampa, but I know a little bit. I was in some apartment complex that was on South Bay Shore, So what’s this set like. It’s a little darker than some of my previous materials, But I think audiences like that. You know, you develop a relationship with people that come to shows, and you know the expectation that’s going to be funny, and you know that’s the most important thing, but also that it evolves. It’s not the same joke from pr Newswire Dateline Ambu Zambe United Arab Emirates.
Kevin Hart CIO of Yes Island Yas Island has just announced that applications are upen to the public for the world’s best job. Are you’re curious what does Kevin harts and it’s that Kevin Hart. Yes. What does Kevin Hart Cio Yas Island say the world’s best job is? According to this press release, Well, the world’s best job is a chance to become Yes Island Abu Dhabe’s next ambassador.
The chosen candidate, if deemed heartworthy, stands a chance to win an unbeatable package including a one hundred thousand dollars salary. Now salary is in quotes, So I don’t know. I guess you’re just winning and you don’t have to do anything. A hundred thousand dollars salary, a luxury hotel stay, exclusive world class entertainment experiences across the Yes Island Abu Dhabe and much more. You dear listener, can apply right now, go to hire me dot Yes Island dot com.
A jury will select a shortlist of five entrance by January twenty six, says the press release. Those keen to be shortlisted will simply need to film and upload a video of themselves and answer one simple question, how will you make Yes Island heart to beat? That’s heart to beat Yes. To increase their chances, applicants are advised to share and upload their savvy submissions on social media. Hmm, I’m no expert in contest rules, but I’d run that one pass somebody if it were me.
But I’m not running the contest. I’m just reading a press release with no shortage of exhilarating experiences in store Yas Island, Abu Zabe promises the winner one hundred thousand dollar prize to start. In addition to a business class flight to Abu Dhabe, the winner will get to call the fabulous Suite at w Abu Dhabe Yas Island home for sixty days and have access to delightful spa and dining experiences at the coveted hotel. To get around the island, the Ambassador will ride in style in a luxury car courtesy of Yasa Marina Circuit. The winner will be able to satisfy their need for speed through karting sessions and the Formula Yas three thousand driving experience on the world famous Formula one track.
What’s more, the winner, we’ll see the sixty day club membership at Yasa Links golf package complete with golfing sessions to help perfect their swing. This is not a commercial. This isn’t me actually doing the story because I’m amused by it. From New Jersey twelve, a video of a man throwing a full can of beer at a comedian in Point Plaisant Beach went viral last fall. Remember that, Yeah, you remember that well.
The person who threw the beer at comedian Amoriel Elias was fined five hundred and eight dollars. I wonder why it’s five hundred and eight five hundred and eight dollars, and has also been banned from the club. New Jersey twelve says besides losing club access, the person in question may have lost some friends from the stunt. According to a handwritten letter sent to Uncle Vinny’s, the letter reads, in part that poor Coma could have been in the hospital of coma disgusting behavior. We will never hang with them again.
The owner of Uncle Vinni’s, whose Dino Abelli, said, we got a bunch of anonymous letters in the mail. One really hit me hard. It was like, we were there that night with him. We’ll never go out with him again. He gave me his name, his address.
Oh snitches in New Jersey. I watched TV. I want no part of this. We’re moving on and this next story sucks. Justin Royland, co creator of Rick and Morty, is reportedly facing domestic battery charges.
This story is breaking as a record this on Friday. NBC News says the chargers are stemming from a twenty twenty incident that started in January. The initial criminal complaint being filed in May. Jane Doe, a pseudonym, is charging Royland with one felony count of domestic battery with corporal injury and one felony count of false imprisonment by menace of violence, fraud, and or deceits. Royland is the co creator of Rick and Morty.
He voices Rick. He is also the voice of Corvo on Solar Opposites. He’s also one of the creators of Kowala Man that debuted on Hulu last week and I watched the first episode and made it ten minutes in and was like, Eh, Snowjam Comedy Festival coming up January nineteenth through the twenty first Have you been this Snowjamcomedyfest dot com slash sponsors You should if you go down. It’s a pretty snazzy logo. They’re under the Bronze sponsors right next to Experienced to Fall.
South Dakota and the Dave Holly Tour is a go for Daily Comedy News. That’s right. I’m one of the sponsors of the snow Jam Comedy Festival. Why aren’t you going? Kicks off on Thursday?
You want to go? Snowjam Comedy Festival back for its eighth year, The vice president of the board, Emily Wilson said, South Dakota in January. You must be joking, No, we aren’t. You’re gonna laugh your snow pants off. I’m more snow pants in a long time.
When’s the last time more snow pants? I guess when I went to Iceland. Iceland is awesome. You’re gonna laugh your snow pants off, but you won’t feel the cold because your heart will be so warm. Tickets ten to twenty five bucks, Gold and Platinum three day all access passes range from fifty to seventy five dollars.
Jackie Kation is this year’s headliner, and as we get later, into the week. I’ll start talking about the individual shows and I’ll do the Hey, if I were there, what show would I attend? So, Johnny Mack, if you’re talking up the snow Jam Comedy Festival, how coming you’re not going? Here’s why I have to visit my daughter next weekend. She has a performance and Dad is going to be there for her.
So since I can’t be in two places at once, you have to go to Snowjam Comedy Festival on my behalf and report back to me. Right, that’s your homework. You better do it. Snowjam Comedy Festival, SnO Jam Comedy Fest dot com. Check it out, man.
You know who else goes to comedy shows sometimes? Prince Harry. Did you hear he has a book? I don’t know if you heard about it, and nobody’s really talking about it. Apparently in Prince Harry’s book Spare which if you can’t get enough Prince Harry, don’t forget to listen to Palace Intrigue wherever you get your podcast.
That’s the show about the royal family. I’m the writer. We make fun of Prince Harry almost every day. When Harry was in the army, he said we were taken to a comedy show. Attendance was quasi mandatory.
Whoever organized it had good intentions, a bit of levity after a tour of hell, and to be fair, some of us did laugh, but most didn’t. We were struggling and didn’t know we were struggling. We had memories to process, mental wounds to heal, existential questions to sort. We’ve been told that a padre was available if we needed to talk, but I remember no one going near him. So we just sat at the comedy show in the same way.
We sat in the VHR tent. That’s the very readiness tent where they’d wait on alert for missions. We sat in the VHR tent in a state of suspended animation waiting. Harry says, I felt bad for those comedians one tough gig. He did not reveal or remember which stand ups were on stage that night.
Get out your Daily Comedy News bingo card, because I’m about to mention Andrew Santino again. Yeah, it’s funny how comedians go on little runs. Santino’s coming up every day. Coincidentally, he just had a new special funny how that works out. But this time I’m talking about Andrew Santino, who’s a fine, fine, wonderful comedic actor, and he’s on Dave and Dave Bird’s comedy series.
Dave is coming back for season three. It’ll be back Wednesday, April fifth, tenies to ten West on FXX, stream the next day on Hulu, which is how I will watch it. In season three, Dave Bird is headlining his first ever tour and looking for love along the way. But as he and his gang criss cross America, they discover firsthand how diverse the cultural landscape of the US really is and how often theme puts pressure love and friendship. Oh no, Lilton, my voice aside, Andrew Santina’s very good on that show.
In other TV news, Mo Mo amorous show. It did get a seconds and final season. If you get two seasons on Netflix, that’s a miracle. So many things they put up for one season and then they’re like, like Blockbuster, They’re like, but Moe’s getting his seconds and final season. Most pretty good.
If you haven’t watched that. I put on Velma for ten minutes or so, and it was interesting. I was emailing my cousin about it, as I tend to do when I’m watching TV. And I was telling him that it’s not bad.
And then Glenn Howarden, who plays Fred, had a scene and Glenn Howard, and wh…
He’s probably my favorite cast member. He chased me. I didn’t like at all what they did with the character of Fred, nor did I like Glenn’s portrayal of Fred. And I was in the middle of emailing my cousin and then Howarden came on his friend and I was like, you know what, I don’t think I liked this show, so I bailed. I’ve got the remote in my hand.
This year, you got ten minutes. It’s not working. I’m out. Let’s hit gossip corner from The Daily Mail. Guess who was walking their dogs together, Louis C.K.
And Chris Rock. Yes, the Daily Mail says Chris Rock was all smiles as he joked around with Louis C.K. The Daily Mail phrase it like this comedian. Rock wore a padded blue jacket joggers and trainers, paired with a woolen hat and shades while strolling with Lewis, who became embroiled in a sexual harassment scandal in twenty seventeen. And that’s your comedy news for today.
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