Jim Gaffigan’s new cell phone commercial PLUS Nikki Glaser spends 25 grand on Taylor Swift

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The Shark Deck. I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Let’s start a gossip corner today, just because it’s fun. Nick Kroll spotted taking a photo with a chef at Heritage Food and Drink and Wappinger’s Falls last week. Then on Friday, Nick Kroll seen taking photos with fans at Terrapin and Rhinebeck, New York.

Meanwhile, in West Palm Beach, Pete Davidson was at Bud’s Chicken and Seafood on the Dixie Highway. That happened on Sunday. Nicky Glazier went to see Taylor Swift until the New York Times this year, I decided not to freeze my eggs. I’m gonna put that money towards the thing I love the most in the world, which is Taylor Swift. Glazier has been to at least eight shows and estimated she’d spent twenty five thousand dollars on tickets and associated costs.

I saw Taylor on Memorial Day weekend, a fantastic I’m not sure too much is new here, but am New York took another look at the New York Comedy Festivals schedule. It’s strong line up, so let’s take another look. David Tayl, Bill Bernicle By Or Jimmy Carmaker Show Team Land, The Gigli Squad, Alanna Glazer, Brett Goldstein, Nate Jackson, Anthony jess Nick, mattay Lane, Samuel Nick Mullan and Adam Friedland Otsko at Kosca, Pod Meets World, Done Rawlings, Jeff Ross, Robin Shawl, Daniel Slass, Michelle Wolf. Pretty good. This is in November.

Sam said, I always wanted to play for the next growing up, but around seven eight years old, I realized I had a better physique for comedian. I worked hard, developed a drinking problem, and here I am playing the world’s most famous arena. That is a funny line. Bill Burr said, I got passed at the Comic Strip at nineteen ninety six, that the rill of being a working comic in New York City has never worn off. To be able to perform at MSG is beyond any dream I’ve ever had.

Here’s a lineup I’ll fly through at Friday November three. Daniel slassa town Hall, Jeff Ross at the Venue at hard Rock Hotel, Lana Glazer at Bam, Sam at the Garden Well the Theater at the Gardens slightly different Sam Sunday, Jeff Ross again and Robin Shawl at town Hall. Wednesday the eighth Margaret Show at town Hall and Nick Mullen and Adam Friedland live at town Hall. Thursday the ninth, Donnell Rawlings at the hard Rock, Jimmy Carr at Carnegie Hall, Gigly Squad at the Beacon Theater, Nate Jackson doesn’t say where Nate is playing Friday, Don l Rawlings at the hard Rock, Brett Goldstein the Beacon, Anthony Jenson at Carnegie Hall, Michelle Wolf Town Hall, Bill Burr at the actual Madison Square Garden, you know, the big one with the Knicks play, not the theater. Nicole by Or at the Apollo Attel at town Hall.

Tim Dylan Carnegie Hall. Wow, that’s amazing to me. I loved Tim’s podcast, and again he’s eventually going to step on a landmine, and I am going to deny I ever said he’d liked this podcast. I will be the first one going. Tim Dylan, he’s terrible, but the meantime it’s kind of fun.

I can’t believe Tim’s playing Carnegie Hall. It’s amazing. Saturday the eleventh, Otsco at Town Hall, Don Ell at the hard Rock Again, mattel Lane at Carnegie Hall Near Comedy Sorry NY Comedy Festival dot com for your information. Brody Steven’s Day coming up on the eighteenth. Brody passed away a few years ago and comedians remember him every year on eight one eighth.

This year a show benefits Comedy gives back. Listen to this lineup, Mark Marin, Dean Cook, Jeff Garland, the Scholar Brothers, Dean Delray, Craig Gass and more. Fantastic. I saw a press release from cell phone company that can afford to pay for the ad Jim Gaffigan will start in the ad for cell phone Company. The cell phone company has recently released new discounted family plans, which Jim Gaffigan, you know, kind of plays into with his whole family dad kind of thing he’s been doing lately.

A suit at the cell Phone Company said, Jim’s comedy and work ethic embodies who our customer is. Observant, hardworking, a little bit skeptical and something that might seem too good to be true, and loves to talk about their family. But ironically, Jim has been known not to call people back who help him early in his career. Maybe he had the wrong cell phone plan out. Now it all makes sense.

If only Jim had been with this cell phone company, he would have returned some calls to a satellite radio company that I had helped him a lot in the early aughts. No, yes, Hi Jim. In a statement, Jim Gaffkin said, cell phone company makes life easier and simpler for people with large families like mine, where people with lots of friends. If feel like family or you know people who help my career, I could call them back to the commercials we made inside a large chain store where hilarious. Working with cell phone company was fun, and joining them on a campaign that helps people save more money is the cherry on top.

Call us back, Jim. A podcast review was left this from a Big D. Johnson. I cleaned up your name a little bit, sir, but thank you very much for the five star review. The headline HYMH Fan and Daily Comedy News.

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But I want to get to a thousand subscribers because then I can monetize over there a little bit and pay for some coffees, which we’ll talk about a second. Jack’s Little’s commented that said, the other day, I was riffing about Michael Yo’s tor I think it was, and I said something along the lines of Ontario, the one in Canada, and Jack’s called timed out and went, you know, Ontario CEA is probably Ontario, California, where there’s a pretty good improv. And I went back and looked, and Michael Yo is playing the Ontario improv in California. So that’s what I get for riffing. Thank you Jack’s for pointing that out.

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There’s no August league. They stopped at the end of July, and they’re like, you guys want to play beach volleyball in September. I’m like, no, I want to play in the summer. That’s the whole point of beach volleyball. So I have a free night.

I’ll probably wind up at trivia, so I’ll be there with Glenn. You’ve heard me mentioned Glenn on the podcast before us. If you want to buy me a beer or buy Glenn a beer or five sevenths of a beer, throw five dollars in the tip jar. I’ll take your five dollars. I’ll head over to the burial plays from trivia and I’ll buy Glenn five sevenths of it beer.

I’ll pay for the two bucks go to buy me a coffee. Dot com Slash Daily Comedy News Yesterday, Sorry yesterday. Nick Griffin’s special Absolutely Wonderful has premiered on the eight hundred Pound Guerrilla YouTube channel today. Dan Harmon’s new show Strange Planet comes out on Apple TV. You know Dan Harman from Community and Rick and Morty.

So we got at least check that one out right and tomorrow on the eight hundred Pound Guerrilla YouTube channel, Ben Roy’s special Hyena Debuts. Bill Maher was on with Kevin Hart. Mare said, look, if you do a show like Kimmel or Fell and great guys, great shows, but we have to be very careful. You know, we’re not going to throw fbombs around there. That’s why he likes podcasts, and he says his audience, they’re not a politically correct crowd.

They’re my people. They want to see me do what I do, and I want to do it for them. They don’t want me to be in any way pulling punches. NBC all of a sudden on Monday announced that the first three episodes of season one of Killing It, you know, the Craig Robinson show that’s on Peacock that you didn’t watch because nobody has Peacock. I actually have Peacock now.

I got like one of those one dollar for the next sixty years deals and I still don’t use it. I’m sorry, Peacock. I don’t know what it is. It might be your interphase. I don’t know anyway.

The first few episodes are now available to watch for free on YouTube and TikTok interesting. So if you’re bored, you’ve got a couple of specials you can watch, plus killing It not bad. And that’s your comedy news for today. Follow the show for free on Apple, Podcast, Spotify YouTube. You’re gonna go to YouTube right and you’re gonna find subscribe.

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