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The Shark deck. Can you watch the State of the Union? Of the night him Johnny Mac with Your Daily Coming and hews Bono was there, and it’s still unclear why Bono was there. I asked the AI to write some late night style jokes and the AI did pretty good. Zoe Bono was at the State of the Union.
I guess the President really needed someone to sing his praises. This next one is falonesque. Heard Bono was at the State of the Union. He looked a little soft. I guess he left his edge at home.
Yea, I wrote the core this one. I punched it up at times Biden lost his place. Looks like Bono wasn’t the only one who got stuck in a moment. And this next one is all me. Bono was never called on, although Biden did say I can do this with or without you.
The AI added, note these jokes are meant to be lighthearted and not intended to cause offense. I agree, AI. From actual Late night seth Meyers, President Biden delivered his State of the Union address, So you mean his balloon assassination victory lap Falon. There was wall to wall coverage of the State of the Union on all the major networks.
Meanwhile, Netflix is like Kitsching Gordon.
Speaker McCarthy asked Biden not to call George Santos an extremely delusional Republican, but instead referred to him by his correct title, seven time Grand Slam winner, George Santos. I like this next one from Fallon. It was a tough night for Biden staffers watching from the White House. Every time people clap, the lights went on and off. That’s great Fallon.
Biden also talked about his achievements. He said, we passed an infrastructure bill, were reduced inflation, and we finally convinced Don Brady to retire.
Speaking of Late Night, this one is a little shockings, a little strong, surp…
We know that that’s coming to an end. So who’s going to be the next host of The Late Late Show. Nobody. They’re ending the show after twenty eight years, and they’re going to replace it with at Midnight. Remember At Midnight that was the Chris Hardwick hosted game show on Comedy Central.
That was a lot of fun, but I guess it didn’t rate that well because they ended it an insider tells Variety that using at Midnight would trim some of the frills and CBS post late show slot and eliminate tens of millions of dollars in production costs. CBS had been considering as many as five different concepts to replace Cordon Show. Chris Hardwick, the original host of at Midnight, is not believed to be in the running to host the new edition. You may recall Chris had some colorful details in his personal life. CBS is said to prefer a female host and is also pushing to make sure that the talent in front end behind the cameras is diverse and hails from a range of backgrounds.
That’ll be good to have that show on. A lot of comedians will be the guests on the show, give me something to talk about.
Also ending on late Night, Sam J’s HBO show Pause, she told the Last Laugh po…
It wasn’t my decision. It’s kind of disappointing. But I was also drained. It was a dreaming show because it was very personal, so I was feeling a little spent from it. To be honest, Glad I got to do it.
Feel really good and proud of the thing I made, and I’m very proud of everybody that worked on the show. But they’re blood and sweat and tears, and I’m making something blah blah blah. I think it was a little ahead of its time. People look back on it and be like, Wow, that was a really cool thing that was happening. Promo for me, don’t skips day’s episode.
I’m putting together a Super Bowl episode and it’s pretty strong. Said don’t skip it. Okay, listen on Sunday. Got some Kevin Hart stuff. I’ll tell you what comedians are going to show up in the commercials.
I got a couple of comedy stories related to the Super Bowl, So don’t skip that one. You can skip tomorrow Tomorro’s left orser during the week, How’s that all right, ikey? Story of the day Number one your headline from Newsweek. Joe Rogan slam for saying Jews are into money Joe Newsic Rights. Joe Rogan has been slam for saying that Jewish people are quote into money unquote during a discussion on the most recent episode of his podcast.
Rogan was talking to Breaking Points podcasters Crystal Ball and Cigar and Jetty Hope, I got your name right there. They discussed Nancy Pelosi’s endorsement of Representative Adam Schiff for California Senate. Rogan said, quoting here from the Newsweek transcript, it’s crazy. Did you see him sitting next to ilhan Omar where she’s apologizing for talking about it’s all about the Benjamin’s, which is just about money. She’s talking about money.
That’s not an anti Semitic comment. I don’t think that it is Benjamin’s her money, he continued. The idea that Jewish people are not in the money is ridiculous. That’s like saying Italians are an into pizza. It’s fffing stupid.
Rogan’s comment caught the attention of comedian David Battiel. David is the author of Jews Don’t Count and wrote, I actually want to stop banging of the Jews don’t Count drump at some point. But hard to do when a racist myth about Jews is just said Breezeley on one of the biggest podcasts in the world, and no one gives an f for the heart of understanding Jews are into money is not like Italians or into pizza. Because unless my history lessons really miss something out. No one has exterminated a large section of the entire Italian community because of their love of Pepper Moroney.
I’m recording this one on Wednesday to accommodate my personal schedule. We’ll see what fallout happens from here. Ian Carmel is the head writer for The Late Late Show with James Cordon. He found a way to find some humor in it. He suggested that Rogan might go the way of NBA star Kyrie Irving, who had come under criticism for what some felt were anti Semitic tweets.
Irving was traded to the Mavericks last week. Carmel tweeted, Joe Rogan to the Mavericks confirmed, here’s a terrible idea. Before I tell you what the terrible idea is, let me do an open letter to John Clees. Dear mister Clees, don’t do this. This is a terrible mistake.
You must have enough money, surely you understand your legacy, and there’s no way that this will live up to your legacy. Please don’t do it. Signed Johnny Mack. All right, what’s the deal here? Faulty Towers?
You know the iconic British series. There’s like two seasons of six episodes each. It’s often considered the pinnacle of British comedy. Well, John Clees is bringing it back. John Clees will write and star alongside daughter Camilla Clees in the new version of Faulty Towers.
The new series will explore how Clees is over the top, cynical and missanthro pick basil Faulty navigates the modern world. The plot will focus on his relationship with his daughter as they manage a Batique hotel together. I’m underfamiliar with Camilla Clees, but you know the she’s related to John, and that makes me wonder was she the best possible person for the role. I guess John feels that she is. The Cleases are working with Rob Reiner and his team at Castle Rock.
John Clees called a first meeting there one of the best creative sessions I can remember. Ryner, who’s also working on a sequel to this is Spinal Tap, said John Clees is a comedy legend. Just the idea of working with him makes me laugh. The original series ran two six episode seasons, viewed as one of the most defining TV comedies of all time. In twenty nineteen, a Radio Times poll named it the greatest British sitcom ever.
It’s been remade in the US three times. Do you remember any of these? Nineteen seventy nine Chateau Snavely, nineteen eighty three as a manda is I remember that one because it was b Arthur and nineteen ninety nine s Payne pay Any. I don’t remember that at all. All failed.
In two thousand nine, John Clees said there would never be another episode of the show. John Clees said, and I hope twenty twenty three is John Clees reads this quote. Two thousand nine, John said, the is when you do do something that is generally accepted as being very good, a horrible problem arises, which is how do it to hop it? The expectation of what you will do is so high, Yes, eighty two year old John Clees again, please don’t do this. Mark Marin’s specials out on HBO Maxitude Morrow.
Vanity Fair caught up with Mark, who explained that the title from Bleak to Dark is something somebody said to me and it was such a great thing. He tells the story of working on another project and one of the suits over at FX said, look, guys, I love the story, it’s great, love the writing, it’s great. I have no specific notes, but is there any way we can get it from bleak to dark? Marin says, and I thought like, oh my god, that’s what I do. But they ultimately didn’t buy the show.
But nonetheless it’s stuck with me as a great moment. So I should write him an email and thank him. All right, Mark Marin, what’s the through line for this special? Mark said, well, I knew that part of my responsibility is a comic that I’ve decided to do these cultural satiric and cutting and aggressive assessments of what I see happening in the world. And I realized that we had to do that upfront because we had to get this stuff about grief and about Lynn’s passing further down into it.
Mark’s girlfriend Lyn passed away during the pandemic. I moved this stuff around a lot over the years. A year and a half I was working it, so I just entered into the Roe v. Wade and the fascism element and these stupid people and the culture of tribalism and this woke and unwoke business. But then I’m very aware of the tone change where I literally sit down and I start speaking from my experiencing about aging and my father.
That kind of shifts in a personal It made sense to move from aging and my father’s dementia into the grief. There are separate themes there, but they do seem to be about mortality and the way the world is going. They asked, Mark, how do you keep in mind that these TV specials whill live online forever versus when you’re doing a regular show and it’s not recorded. Marin said, I’m very aware that despite any of these self proclaimed victims of cancel culture and woke culture talk and the big problem of not being him to speak their mind. And I know what I’m doing, and there’s some things that I’m speaking to that could attract a type of anger that is dangerous.
So I also have to deal with that, and knowing they’re lunatics out there, and I’m talking frankly and darkly comedically about a religion and also points of view of people that are fundamentally known to be violent. I’ve got to live with that, and that’s a risk. It’s calculated risk, not totally unlike the idea if you say something that’s inappropriate and you get pushed back or get marginalized. You can go find a group of people that enjoy that kind of stuff. Keep going.
Also about what I say about my family members, It’s like, all right, well, how’s my mother’s boyfriend going to feel about this? And I think that was warmhearted enough that maybe he’ll be okay with it. We’ll see. And my dad, fortunately, it’s not going to really remember it too long. If you enjoy what I do here, you can go to buy me acoffee dot com slash Daily Common News.
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I will order on the app. I will select iced beverage, coffee, milk caramel. Order now, then I’ll drive there while listening to myself. No, that’s not an ego thing. That’s how I QC the show.
Sometimes I blow an edit if you want to hear me below edits a sit over my shoulder while I record this thing. Oh my goodness, the amount of blown sentences that I clean up or you know, listen between three h five am and six thirty am before I listen back to the show for the final time. You might catch a mistake here and there. Anyway, buy meacoffee dot com slash Daily Comedy News mac Packer, Andy Samberg and Jean Smart have teamed up for a unique May December romantic comedy. It’s titled forty two point six Years.
In forty two point six years, a young man played by Andy Samberg who, in order to save his life, undergoes an experimental procedure in which he’s cryogenically frozen. He wakes up forty two points sixty years later. He’s on change. Thanks to being frozen. He finds himself alone in the future, with no one to turn to but his ex girlfriend, who’s played by Jean Smart.
Great cas, that’s a winner. Here’s a question for myself. Hey, Johnny mack if Adam Sandler handed in that exact thing. If you were sitting in your basement, going, hey, Adam Sandler plays a guy and he’s frozen for forty three years and he comes out and now he’s dating Katherine O’Hara. Would you hate on that idea, Johnny Mack?
I probably would, wouldn’t I? Now, what is that? Is it that Samberg has a track record of being funny and Sadler has three good movies? Discuss Daily Comedy News Facebook group from Yahoo Finance, your home for comedy news. Taco Bell’s breakfast category got a boost last quarter.
Do you remember why? Do you? Do you remember why? Thanks to Pete Davidson. That’s right, the CEO of the Bell says Taco Bell brought in Pete Davidson help drive consumer buzz for breakfast.
This led to nine percent transaction growth for the day. Part our second Ikey story of the Day from The Hollywood Reporter. Thanks to Scott, who is one of the friends of the show. He shared this on the Daily comed News podcast group facebook page. Justin Royland.
He is the voice of Rick. He is the voice of Morty. He is one of the co creators of Rick and Morty. He is one of the co creators of Solar Opposites. He is the voice of Corvo on Solar Opposites.
Multiple sources to all the Holly Reporter and the multiple sources would only speak on the condition of anonymity. Apparently, Royland wasn’t the easiest person to work with. They shared some ikey texts that I don’t even want to get into. One time, Royland paraded a high profile porn star through the Rick and Morty writer’s room, openingly discussed threesomes and was involved in at least one instance of alleged sexual harassment during the show’s third season, which was notably the first season where there were female writers. The article also gets into butting heads with Dan Herman.
Dan Harmon, also the creator of Community. Harmon wanted season two of Rick and Morty to be even better than season one, and insider says, and when Harmon wants something going to be even better, it means later nights, it means being more careful, means saying yes to few were silly ideas, and Justin is the king of silly ideas. Harmon brought in a few community writers, and the insider says those community writers didn’t treat Royland with the same kind of reverence that the season one group had. The writer’s room became clubbier and not nearly as much fun. There were now Dan’s Guys a more cerebral, structured set, and Justin’s guys any collection of art, and they just weren’t going to mix.
As the source, Dan is all on the page and mathematical about story breaking, and the guys that Justin hired were like, look, I drew a third with eyes, Let’s do a story about that. Hollyard Porter says it’s been years since anyone can remember Royland stepping foot in the show’s writer’s room, even when it was virtual. Recently, a similar situation has occurred on both Solar Opposites and Kuala Man, according to multiple sources. A source says Justa knew the power of being the voices, noting how Royland had revealed early on that he believed securing key voice rolls would safeguard him from being fired one day. On Koala Man, he’s an executive producer, but he was given a character to voice in the show’s third episode, but per two sources, the writers almost blew their deadline waiting for him.
The character was killed off at the end of the episode. Tonight, at the University of Maryland, it’s the spring comedy show All Nighter Events. Otsko at Kanska will be performing. Otsco will take the stage at eight thirty. She will follow UMD punch Bowl Comedy after at six pm.
Performance also included the All Nighter, a roller rink, cosmic bowling, t shirt giveaway, karaoke movies, tote bag decorating games, and more. Five to midnight, which I don’t know, that’s not really an all nighter, college kids five to midnight, Johnny Mack can do five to midnight? What are you talking about? Shouldn’t it be five to five? The theme tonight is candy Land and I’ve been enjoying the word bogan all week.
Then I thought, hmm, I should make sure that that word isn’t like, somehow offensive and I’m being a jerk. So I googled is the word bogan offensive? Google tells me the word bogan is derogatory and carries with a variety of stereotypes. So it’s like, oh, who am I in trouble with? Now?
I hope I wasn’t being accidentally jerky to a particular group of people than I were. The next sentence, Bogan’s typically wear ug boots were thongs in summer. All right, I’m okay with offending that crowd. ABC dot Net The Australian ABC had a big article of late the word bogan has been enjoying and renewed airing. First, too high profile media and business personalities were involved in an episode of temporarily physical aggression which the Melbourne or Harald’s Sun labeled as Bogan air behavior.
Love It. Then there was the Tasmanian mayor who referred to some of his constituents as the most Bogan of bogans. The oranges of the word bogan are, if not sure out in the missive history, least reasonably unknown. It is certainly Australian and is no older than the twentieth century. There’s a Bogan River and a Bogan Shire in central New South Wales, if there’s no reason to finger them as the arch of the word or the behavior.
The term bogan for people originated probably in Melbourne around nineteen eighty and is now understood in most parts of Australia. Bogans have been rebadged in various parts of Australia, Queensland has Beavans, Sydney has west Ease. Those are the people that live in the western suburbs. Tasmania has Chigs that comes from Chigwell, a suburb of Hobarts where the local Bogans were alleged have come. Canberra has its own term Booners or boons.
Bogans typically wear ug boots or thongsince summer. A special piece of alleged Bogan lore is the practice of keeping thongs going once the toe strap is pulled out of the soul by using plastic closures from packets of bread from the supermarket. Bogans come in different varieties. Once upon a time, their hair favored the mullet mohawks. The younger ones are more prone to standardization, torn jeans and sloppy sweaters or flanny shirts where a wife beater singlet.
Bogans could be of any age. Bogans can be actual folk heroes. Watch an episode of Bogan Hunters. What is Bogan Hunters. Bogan Hunters is an Australian comedy reality TV series.
The series provides an in depth looking to Australians Bogan’s sub culture. Here’s the plot summary. Of season one episode Fine, which aired June twenty fourteen. The crew head to South Australia, where they attend a Cold Chiseled tribute concert in Darwin. They meet the city’s thong throwing champion and keV gets friendly with a crocodile.
Now it’s just hoping I could have the Ai writes some Jeff Foxworthy style bogan jokes. But the but since his lunchtime as a record, the chat gept website is overloaded, so I’ll just have to make one up on the floor. Let’s see if you meet the city’s thumb throwing champion, you who might be a bogan. I’ll have to see if I could do that in Australia accent. I can’t write now.
When I was down in Australia, I’ve told the story before, but I will tell it again. So I remember seeing a T shirt that taught me how to reset my vowels, and what the T shirt said was bananas are for peranas. And that’s how I remember to flatten out my a’s no true story. I was out driving. We had one of those old garment devices that we’re using as a map, and the menu would be like, what would you like, would you like you know, Option A, Option B, directions, whatever.
And I kept saying address, and the GPS would be like, I don’t understand what you’re saying. Can you try again? I kept cycling through the menu, and the fifth time around I finally went address, and then it knew what I was saying. And that’s your comedy news for today. Follow the show for free unless you’re a bogan on Apple Podcast, Spotify YouTube, where you get your shows.
See you tomorrow again. If you want to skip one of the weekend episodes, you could skip Tomorrow. I don’t know why you would. Don’t be a bogan, but Sunday you definitely want to check out Sunday. All right?
See there. I’m Melissa McKay starved the new podcast The Royals of Malibu. I play Ella, a sex worker just trying to survive. When I get swept away to the wealth and the drama of Malibu, you know you can like something without touching it. You’ve made the biggest mistake of your life.
Ellie Sinclair, you are a total psycho. Will Ella find it happily ever after ending or will these rich kids destroy her? Fall in love with the Royals of Malibu on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and wherever you listen to podcasts.