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Caloroga Shark Media. Hello, I’m Jennie Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Chris Rock is trying to recruit USC Trojans quarterback at Caleb Williams to come play for the New York Jets. Chris Rock may have forgotten that they signed Aaron Rodgers. He’s pretty good at football, you know.
Social media videos show Chris Rock talking with Williams ahead of USC’s game against the Oregon Ducks. During the interaction, Chris Rock emphatically pleads for Caleb Williams to join the Jets next season. Rock said, that’s Jets, that’s who we want. Williams laughed. Rock said the Jets.
You want the Jets so bad. You don’t want to go to Chicago. You want the Jets. You don’t want the and he used the former name of the Washington NFL team. I’m not going to use that word, Chris Rock.
They currently go by Commanders. You use that other word, and it’s not Washington football team either. I digress. You don’t want that team. You want the Jets.
There’s no place you’d rather play than the Jets. Daniel Sash has a new podcast out today. It is called Tosh Show. Good name. This comes three years after Comedy Central canceled to Tosh Point.
Oh, so that’s where Daniel’s been. On Toss Show, Daniel Tosh will interview people from all walks of life and share his perspective on current events, as well as share glimpse in his own world. However, it will not be your traditional celebrity and comedian interview show, but Daniel Tosh will search out people who peak his curiosity, including his plumber, his stylist, his car guy, his wife’s gynecologist, his favorite drag queen, and more. He’ll discuss topics such as religion, travel, sports, and gambling. Been doing this a long time.
That description I just read you is telling me nobody knows how to describe the show. Daniel Tosh very talented. This might get by on talent alone, but I’m telling you I’ve been doing this for a long long time. That is an unfocused description. Tosh said, I’ve grown over the past three years.
Literally I thought it was six y three. Turns out I’m six to four. I think the listeners will appreciate my new perspective, a suit said with Toss Show listeners can affect a refreshing and fearless take on a wide range of topics. Again, I’ll jump in there once you start doing the generic wide range of topics. That means nobody knows what this show’s about.
A refreshing and fearless take on a wide range of topics from a beloved voice in comedy. We’re excited to share this hilarious, entertaining, and thought provoking podcast with listeners everywhere. Despite my negativity of the copywriting, I’m excited for this one. I have already become a follower. Got a bunch of many controversies for you today.
Bill Burr’s wife. She was at Madison Square Garden. She was not there to see Bill Burr. She was there to see the Ultimate Fighting Championship. In walks Donald Trump with Trump, Tucker Carlson, Kid Rock, Trump Junior, and Dana White.
That’s the guy that runs UFC. We find out Missus Burr apparently not a fan. In a video clip you’ll see all over social media, Missus Burr is seen frowning and gives a two finger salute, one finger from each hand. People are assuming this was about Trump. Maybe she’s just not a fan of Kid Rock’s music.
Huh More controversy. Matt Rife did a tick for Men’s Health magazine. On the TikTok, Matt Riife claimed that being physically attractive was not helping his career. I like Matt Rife. I find him very thoughtful.
I’ll chime in, being physically attractive isn’t hurting your career either. Raife said, people don’t want to laugh at physically attractive people. You don’t want to walk on stage and people looking at your arms rather than listening to your jokes. I think it just makes me work that much harder. Someone on social media wrote, I feel seen the struggle is real.
Riife doubled down on his comments. He went on The Today’s Show and said, I would say it’s harder because of the fact that this conversation is even happening, but the fact that I said it, and I’m doing Men’s Health magazine, which seemed like the perfect context to talk about the shape you’re in. I would say it definitely doesn’t help because people don’t like you. People assume your life is easier when you have all these good things going for you. There’s nothing funny about somebody living an easy life, or so you would assume.
So That’s why I would say it’s a little bit harder. You have to win people over more often. Again. I’ve listened to several interviews with him. I find him very thoughtful.
Saturday Night, I have er Kerfluffel. Took a couple days for people to notice that one joke referenced the ongoing Israel Hamas War. Timothy Shallomy was your host and did a skit with Please Don’t Destroy. Timothy played a character who’s an aspiring musician who wanted to end his life. John Higgins from Please Don’t Destroy says to the character, there must be someone or something you care about.
Challomey said, I guess it’s my music. Shallo May’s character plays a song for the group. They’re not impressed, but he asked them will you share it on Instagram? The group agrees and asks Chalomey’s character for his Instagram user name. He says it’s Hamas h a m As.
Martin Hurley from the Please Don’t Destroy guy says, yeah, dude, I’m not sharing a song by Hamas on Instagram. One Twitter user wrote that Timothy Shallamay snl scat about Hamas is actually one of the worst tone deaf and disgusting things I’ve ever seen more controversy the Simpsons. Is Homer going to choke part or not? People were upset that he wasn’t choking part. Well, maybe he is going to choke part.
Is that what you wanted? James L. Brooks told people nothing’s getting tamed. Nothing nothing nothing. Bart will continue to be strangled, if you want to use that awful term for it.
He’ll continue to be loved by his father in a specific way. Tom Segura as announced a new tour. It is called Tom Segura Come Together. In a statement, Segura said, this tour is bigger and blacker than anything I’ve ever done. But the name has already been used, but come Together gets the point across.
Let’s all come together for a night, one way or another. We’re gonna make memories on this one. Ticket Buyers in some cities will have the option to purchase a platinum charity ticket. S Agora will donate a portion of the platinum ticket sales proceeds to World Central Kitchen, a nonprofit devoted to providing meals in the wake of natural disasters. The pre sale is tomorrow ten am.
Information at Tom Sagura dot com. Slash tour. Some of the cities won’t read them all. Let’s see what’s interesting here, Honolulu, Tokyo, Hong Kong, Singapore, then Corpus Christi, Texas. He hits the South out in April, will be out in the West, and it all wraps up June fifteenth and Bengor Main John Oliver joked that the sex strike finally ended, meeting that movies will be back in production, although to be honest, I’m not even sure that I need movies anymore since this seventeen minute video was released of what I can only describe as a hamster Gatsby living its best life.
He then showed a video titled the Awesome Hamster Ballpool Maze. That video has gotten one point four million views on YouTube. John said, it’s a complete masterpiece, and it goes on for sixteen more minutes. I mean, Barbarenheimer was fine. I liked it fine, but let’s be honest, it’s just not as good as that weird Awl promised that he’ll be making some new music in twenty twenty four.
Al said, I don’t think there’s going to be like another bonafid weird Owl album per se, but I want to keep writing music whatever projects come up. I want to be able to write for TV and films and maybe the occasional single now and then. In fact, I will make a commitment I will put out at least one new single next year that got cheers from the audience. Adam Sandler showed up at the Milwaukee Public Market on Saturday, a couple hours before his sold out show. Market security guards’angelo was there and said, I was doing my normal patrols, walking through, scanning the area.
Then I noticed it was Adam Sandler. He was like, ah, you got me. Copper. Sandler took off his hood took some pictures with everyone. D’angela said, you rarely see a legend like that.
I’m used to seeing celebrities, but we saw a real legend. The last story in today’s podcast will be major spoilers for the newest episode of Rick and Morty. I will warn you before I dive into that story. And it’s not yet. Steve O has a new special out today, Steve O’s bucket List.
The official copy tells us if you thought Steve O was crazy before, then you’ll have to brace yourselves for his new act. Steve O told Deadline. I’ve bored my heart and soul into the show and I can’t wait to unleash it on the world. You’ll find it on steveo dot com. I’m seeing something labeled as the Sacramento Comedy Festival, but I think it’s just a show because I saw the exact same lineup being referred to as the Orlando Comedy Festival.
Whatever. This is. A star studded lineup of renowned comedians is heading to the Hard Rock Hotel and Sacramento. It will include Bill Bellamy, some more, Lavelle Crawford, and Don D. C Curry and again that same lineup as playing Orlando, So not really sure it’s a festival.
Fun story from Chicago Eater, two pairs of comedians go heads ahead in a battle that asks not only if they’re funny, but can they cook? Yes. It’s sawteed stand up, a mix of joke telling and food at TV Tropes that aims to set audiences on fire without literally burning the place down. And yeah, they got to be careful, they said, on our first show, we almost burnt the venue down twice. We melt it through two extension cords.
A right, be careful when you do sawted stand up. Here are the rules. Complete a dish alongside your teammate, three servings one per judge, typically a local chef or a member of the food media, while making the audience laugh during a ten minute stand up set. The team with the best dish wins, so even if your jokes bomb, you can still go home a winner. Teams are given an allowance they’re Friday before an event to shop for ingredients anywhere they want.
At showtime, a mystery ingredient is dropped on the contestants. Surprize ingredients in the past have been fish, sauce, butternut squash, caviare. With time, budget and equipment limited, controlled chaos often ensues. One of the creators said, we’ve had people on the show we don’t care about the cookie at all. They’ll make grilled cheese, but they don’t eat butter, and the cheese doesn’t melt.
They just do a really bad job. They’ll put cheese and bread and pan and moving around the pan for forty minutes.
Meanwhile, the chefs are people who normally are on stage, and when they’re o…
Whoa It’s so funny to see someone do the show for the first time and say something with the crown finds hilarious. There’s this looking their eyes. You could see it. Saus E stand up at the Lincoln Lodge Sunday. They hold shows the first and third Sundays of the month, and this one is a third Sunday.
You should go all right, gonna spoil Rick and Morty’s newest episode. If you want to be spoiled, you can check out now and I’ll see you tomorrow. Everybody else gonna spoil Rick and Morty? Are you ready? The Rick and Morty team talk to Variety about the spoiler, which is all right, I’ve warned you enough the death of a major character.
Plus it’s a new supervillain in unmort Ricken appears to be a standard Rick and Mordy adventure until Morty goes on a rampage, Don’s an eyepatch and becomes the figure fans know as Evil Morty. People have been complaining there hasn’t but enough Morty this season. Evil Morty is a super intelligent version of regular Morty. After previously ruling the Citadel, Evil Morty is now settled in his personal Fortress of Solitude, an entire arc compressed into a four minute cold open.
Meanwhile, Rick C one three seven, the main Rick that we normally follow arou…
Are you falling when all this a board? Jaded Evil Morty tags along as they discover Rick Prime has rebuilt the Omega Device, a super weapon that terminates all versions of its victims like Diane. Rick C one thirty seven kills Rick Prime with his bare hands, but at the expense of letting Evil Morty escape. Showrunner Scott Martyr said that episode would have been a series finale on a lot of show and I liked it. It was just an episode in the middle of one of our seasons.
We move at a really crazy piece. The demise of Rick Prime is being compared to the death of Logan Roy in Succession. Yeah, I guess, Although when the Succession episode happened, they had already planned this on Rick and Morty. Mortar said, animation takes so long. Co creator Dan Harmon said, I thought it was a great idea to lean into.
It gave me fives of the wire, learning throughout the first season that there’s different flavors of bad guy, and then you get the satisfaction of watching your favorite drug dealers against the one that had absolutely proven himself to be a meritless sociopath. The idea of team ups where it’s not as simple as I’ll put on a white hat, you put on a white hat, and we’ll go after the guy with the black hat. Harmon said, I think there’s still a conclusion with a story here, because the narcissists would tell you that destroying yourself doesn’t solve the problem. And that is your comedy news for today. If you enjoy the show, tell somebody about it, and you can follow the show for free on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, you two, wherever you get your podcasts.
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