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Caloroga Shark Media. Oh man, thank you, Kat Williams. Get out your popcorn. Everybody. Hi, I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News.
Cat Williams must have known that yesterday was a slow news. Dane boy did he hook it up from the Hollywood Reporter And I’ve got audio for you. Wait you hear the audio. Just wait. You’re not gonna believe any of this.
Cat Williams went after a lot of people, but the Hollywood Reporter are focused on Cat going after Cedric the entertainer. That’s the least of it. Hollywood Reporter for allegedly stealing one of his jokes. Cat Williams was on the Club Shay Shay podcast. That’s Shannon Sharp’s podcast.
You know, I’ll read the article in a minute. Let me, let’s just tee this up. I can’t wait.
All right, here’s now.
I don’t want to hang myself, so I’m just gonna let Cat Williams speak for himself. In the first clip, cant Williams discusses Kevin Hart stays in the clubs and fifteen years in Hollywood, no one in Hollywood has a memory of going to a sold out Kevin Hart show. There being a line for him ever getting a standing ovation at any comedy club. He already had his deals when he got here. Have we heard of a comedian that came to LA and in his first year in LA he had his own sitcom on network Television and had his own movie called Soul Plane that he was leading.
No, we’ve never heard of that before that person or since that person. What do you think a plant is? Maybe people don’t understand the definitions of these words. He just did his documentary with Chris Rock where he shows you that his whole upbringing in comedy was on the East Coast. So how simultaneously was he here in Los Angeles doing the same thing.
It didn’t happen. It didn’t happen. And I hate to seem like a petty individual for picking apart lies, but just see slow leg on Keapling until you say we don’t believe you. Okay.
Now here’s Kat Williams discussing some sort of program.
I’ve listened to several clips that I’m gathering here that Kat believes there’s some sort of I don’t know. You enter in something in the Hollywood Illuminati, hook you up and you make millions of dollars or something. Kat explains, if you sign up for the program, you get a light skin, weird face wife that never do an interview. Listen, in twenty years, won’t do an interview. Nobody’s ever talked to her, and she’s never been interviewed anywhere.
And now understand, I’m not talking about one person. When I just told you applies to seven people. How they all end up with that, that’s part of what you get. Kat also discussed celebrities selling their souls. Let’s listen, that’s why you know what the number one job of somebody that saw their soul in Hollywood is is to act like it didn’t happen.
They all do the same job. Why do you think Gary Owen can’t cross over and he already white and been in comedy for twenty five years. If what I say ain’t the case, it’s a cabal, it’s a consortium. They rock with who they rock with, and they don’t with who they don’t. But I’m not scared of being the competition anymore than you were when you lined up across from a superior team.
Yeah, on paper, they’re a better team. They have all the assets and resources that we don’t but let us get on the line, boy boy, and see if that factors in. I guarantee you it won’t. Wow. Kat talked about Chris Chucker.
Now during this clip, he’s mugging for the cameraon’s a big smile on his face as he tells the story. Chris Tucker didn’t want to be the poster child for smoking weed. He don’t smoke weed like that. He and the church. Michael Jackson’s best friend Christmas.
Michael Jacks call him Christmas. You ever met a man? Yeah, you a little nickname like that? Me? Neither.
And one more here’s Kent Williams discussing ludacrous. There was a crossroads where we were both invited to an Illuminati thing and it had to be one or the other of us, and decisions had to be made. So it was both of us. We were equal. One of us had to cut off all their hair and couldn’t do the sideburned thing no more with the points.
And the next person they said was going to get two hundred million dollars because they were gonna pay him ten million a movie to do twenty movies. And that’s how the conversation happened. One of those persons turned out to be ludicrous and the other person turned out to be Kat Williams. Now one person ended up with a light skinned, ugly faced wife. That’s never done it.
Remember I told you that if I say that it applied, I sell him. Pier is part of when they give you all. Right. Back to the reporter who picked on After all that they went with the Cat Williams has gone after Cedric the entertainer, for allegedly stealing one of his jokes. I think that’s the least of it.
Hollywood reporter Kat said he thought I was just a no name comedian and that he could take this joke and nobody would know. The issue was that I’d already done this particular joke on be ET’s Comicview twice. I had done so well on Comic View that they made it part of the commercial. This is not just a random joke. This is my very best joke, and it’s my last joke, and it’s my closing joke.
Nineteen ninety eight. I’m doing this joke. It’s on Comicview. Ceder comes to the comedy story, watches me in the audience, He comes backstage. He tells me what a great job I did, and how much he loves the joke.
Two years later, he’s doing that as his last joke on the Original Kings of Comedy, and he’s doing it verbatim. He just changed my car into a spaceship. Cedric was on that same podcast in November twenty twenty two, and at that time said, I’ve seen this guy Cat Williams thirty times like dog, if you literally were that upset about it, Like why didn’t you say nothing like that? Don’t even make sense? This some internet stuff.
That’s all I could say. So you know, when I responded to him, he didn’t respond back to me, and I left it at that. Kat had responded to that, saying, why are you downplaying me like that? Why would I give you a pass if you were just gonna lie. He went on to say that Cedric specials are so bad they’re not available on Netflix.
It has been pointed out that at least one of Cedric’s especials at that time was on Netflix. In twenty twenty one, Cedric and I the accusations on Instagram, saying, look, I have no idea what this brother’s talking about. That joke is over thirty years old. Close to thirty something years old. I did Kings of Comedy in nineteen ninety nine, probably been doing that joke six seven years before that.
I don’t even know if Kat was doing comedy then. So you know, again, he’s a telliged brother. I have no idea what he’s talking about. I’ve never seen Kat do a space shuttle joke. That might be something he believes is true.
I’ve written a lot of jokes, and I’ve had a lot of comedians steal my jokes as well, So I understand if you feel slighted by that. But that’s my joke. That’s my joke. Dog Kunt Williams has claim that Cedric the Entertainer, Steve Harvey, and Ricky Smiley work in a group to shut Kent and others out of the industry, saying they aren’t three random guys, they’re co entwined and they share seats. Elsewhere in the episode, Kat takes shots of Steve Harvey, saying this is like Steve Harvey telling people he used to be homeless.
That’s my story, that’s not his story. Steve Harvey was never homeless twenty five years ago. He’s making three thousand dollars a show in cash and doing five shows a week. They just tell the stories. Who cares that they wrote a plot card for you to do family feud on like you’re successful, because we’re surprised you could talk for a living, and it’s entertaining that you say some funny country things but not a writer and I shared a lengthy, like sixteen minute clip in the Facebook group which is Daily Comedy News podcast group.
The official description. The legendary Kat Williams, hailed by many is the greatest comedian alive, joined Shannon Sharp at Club Chay Schaef for an explosively candid conversation. Renowned as one of America’s most exceptional entertainers, Kat fearlessly takes shots at fellow comedians like Ricky Smiley, Cedric the Entertainer, Steve Harvey, and Kevin Hart. He opens up about his turbulent life, revealing his homelessness experience after moving out of thirteen, and shares the financial challenges he faced and kickstarting his comedy career. John Marcos Siresi tweeted, I feel like more careers are going to be impacted by Kat Williams list than Jeffrey Epstein’s all Right More controversy new topic.
Pat McAfee apologizes over Aaron Rodgers Epstein claim about Jimmy Kimmel. McAfee said, some things obviously people got very ticked off about, especially when they’re that serious allegation, So we apologize for being part of it. I can’t wait to hear what Aaron has to say about it. Sounds like somebody at ESPN gott in bands here if he asked me, what do I know? McAfee said after the Rose Bowl game he and his team were rolling on two hours of sleep going into Tuesday show and added that the free wheeling nature of the show is his hallmark.
Quoting McAfee, there could be some things that were certainly probably I mean, we’re gonna have to hear from Aaron on that meant to be a S word talk joke that can then become something that’s obviously a very serious allegation, and that leads to a massive overnight story, one in which I put the baby down to sleep, I haven’t seen her in a while, and to pick up my phone and oh boy. We obviously don’t like to be associated with anything negative. Ever, would like our show to be an uplifting one. I happy one a fun one, but it’s because we talk crap and try to make light of everything. Some things, obviously people get very ticked off about, especially when they’re serious allegations.
We apologize for being part of it. I can’t wait to youar what Aaron says about it. Hopefully those two will just be able to settle this, you know, not work wise, but be able to chit chat and move along. I can understand why Jimmy got incredibly upset. I definitely completely understand that, especially with his position.
But also I think Aaron is like, hey, this guy has said some stuff about me in his monologue and he’s just trying to crap talk. I don’t think he meant anything else, but he’s gonna have to clarify for that fun, fun, fun new topic. Netflix released a trailer for Pete Davidson Special, which is out next week. Interestingly to me, there are no joke clips in the trailer, which is uncommon. Netflix trailers almost always have jokes in them, although the recent Dave Chappelle one also didn’t have any jokes.
So we’ll see a different trailers for Dusty Slay’s upcoming special on the sixteenth. I think Dusty’s gonna have a huge year. This guy’s great, and hopefully this will propel him. I’ll play clips from that in a second. The Spokesman Review had a nice profile of Dusty.
I like this description. The clever comic with a soothing baritone looks the part with his trigger hat and data glasses that could have been borrowed from fellow comic Judah Friedlander. I never noticed that before, and now I won’t be able to unsee it. Dusty said, Jeff Foxworthy’s the best. I can’t tell you how much I admire him.
I’ve always been a big fan. We couldn’t stop telling Foxworthy’s redneck jokes on our trailer. I believe the Jeff fox Worthy’s first two albums, You Might Be Redneck If and Game’s Rednecks Play are two of the best comedy albums of all time. Jeff fox arew Worthy was a big inspiration. So is Billing Vall, who was part of Foxworthy’s blue collar comedy group.
Chris Rock, who was always on HBO back then that during the nineties, was an inspiration, and so is Ellen DeGeneres. Dusty’s at the Spokane Comedy Club tonight and tomorrow. At one point, he had developed a live action sitcom for ABC inspired Bury’s Family that was not picked up. He also had a script for an animated series for Hulu that was never produced. But Dusty says, the great thing about stand up is that I don’t have to depend on anybody else.
There’s no one preventing me from delivering my material. Maybe one day I’ll have a TV show, but I’m not going to wait around for that since I’ll be out there doing stand up. Dusty Slay working Man on Netflix, January sixteenth. Let’s listen. I’ve got a lot of jobs.
I was the sauce guy. Wocome my way up to dishwasher, and I came in one day and the dishwasher had not shown up, you know, so I was gonna be making sauce and washing dishes. So I was like, well, let me go ahead and go on break.
And then I never came back because I don’t do two jobs.
You know what I mean, You’re gonna be short handed. You’re gonna be real short handed because I’m jumping off this sink and shit. Great stuff. I like him a lot. I hope you do too.
All right, here’s a Terrible Idea, a sequel to the movie Twins. Arnold Schwarzenegger has shared a photo on Instagram posing with Danny DeVito’s seventy nine. Arnold is seventy six. My brother was fantastic to see Danny on Broadway, and I need that he and Lucy and everybody involved kept the audience entertained, laughing and loving every minute. One of the best players I’ve ever seen, a true spectacle with heart.
I can’t wait to work together again the movie I supposedly called Triplets. It’s been delayed several times. At one point Eddie Murphy would have played the third brother. Eddie peers to no longer be part of the project. Tracy Morgan reportedly set to take on the new port.
That is an awful idea. Fellas all right, some more details about that Tom Sigory, Berg Krascher five K I talked about yesterday. It is the five K by May Challenge. The goal is to run it in under twenty six minutes. Any minute that Tom sigor and Bert Krascher go above the twenty six minute five K runtime challenge, they will each donate one thousand dollars to a charity of their choice.
Bert’s planning on throwing a big party after the five K. All right, so Bert is fifty one, So Goore is only forty four. Wow, I would have guessed he was a little older.
Also, Bert, I didn’t think Bert was that old.
So at some point you’re gonna age out of that shirt off thing, right, Like you’re not gonna be seventy years old on stage doing the shirt off thing, are you? And again, I don’t mean a hate. I like both of their comedy a lot. All right, under twenty six minutes. I don’t know what kind of shape Tom Sigor is in or not, but at forty four, if he puts his mind to it, he should be able to do that at fifty one.
Bert Kraser under twenty six minutes as in twenty five fifty nine. I know at fifty four I would not be able to get there, but I’m slow. I could lose some weight, but even ten years ago I couldn’t get it down to twenty seven. I do have a friend who was seven years younger than me and my running buddy, and he’d be able to do it. But I’m gonna bet Sigura no and Bert no.
We’ll see if I’m wrong so far. Michelle Wolfe, Tim Dillon, Stavarrels Halkias and Mark normandor in tentative yes is are from Shane Gillis and Louis c. K. So that should be a lot of fun. And that is your comedy news for today.
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