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Caloroga Shark Media. Hello, I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Hey, if you’re enjoying the show. I feel like it really clicked this week, so this would be a great week to share it with a friend, a great week for new beast to sample the show. So if you wouldn’t mind doing that, appreciate it.
I told you yesterday today would be robust, that I’d bumped a few things. We will get to those in another fight involving Dave Chappelle. That’s always fun. First, a quick joke from Late Night, Seth Myers said at his rally, former President Trump said I do great with suburban housewives. Seth said, in fact, Trump recently found out that was his most viewed category.
I think about it all right. Gerard Carmichael is the cover store in Esquire, and according to Carmichael, a comment from Dave Chappelle about Rothaniel continues to live with them. Carmichael said Chappelle referred to it as the Bravest Special for nineteen ninety six, which sounds nice until you remember that Wherethaniel came out in twenty twenty two. Carmichael said, it’s like a funny enough line but whatever. But I wonder if he gets the irony that the fact that you’re mocking it.
That’s why it was hard. Back in twenty twenty two, Carmichael told The Hollywood Reporter the Chappelle’s legacy is currently a bunch of opinions on transit stuff, which he called an odd hill to die on. I agree. I have said many times on this program, Dave Chappelle’s OH bit is going to be Dave Chappelle, creator of Chappelle’s show, blah blah blah trans controversy. And I don’t know why he wants that to be his O bit.
You know, in the fourth paragraph we’ll get to the Marktwain Prize something like that. But Dave, just move on, Dave. Carmichael clarified his comments and tell Old Esquire that Chappelle is not revealing anything personal about himself, and he’s removed from what he’s talking about. I think he’s smarter than that, deeper than that, he has more interesting thoughts. According to Carmichael, Chappelle did not take constructive criticism too well.
He took it as f Dave Chappelle because he’s an ego maniac. He wanted me to apologize to him publicly or some crap. Carmichael says, so much of comedy is just gay jokes. As long as people continue to laugh at it and mock it, as long as it’s a punchline, it’s going to be scary for somebody. It’s scary for me.
David Letterman is coming back with a new season of My Next Guest Needs No Introduction. One of those guests, John Mulaney. Netflix shared a clip in it Milanie and lettermanstrol the hallways of John Mulaney Chicago High School. I went to a birthday party and mister MacArthur his name was. He said, that’s a sharp shirt you have on.
I said, yeah, sometimes I use it instead of scissors. Hmmm, pretty good. And mister mccarthury left. Everyone left, and so that and then my dad would have these in the summer. His law firm would have these like summer parties at our house.
I’d watch Doctor Ruth on TV and I was like five, and then I walk up those different partners and I go, I’m going to be a sex therapist, and I go what I go? Sex is an experience of life. It brings joy to the body. I just repeat things, doctor Ruth said, and I was destroyed. Wow.
Wow, that’s pretty edgy, esoteric. Yeah, it was a very funny bit to do. I think I knew. It’s funny that you’re five holding at schweps walking around. That episode will be out on April thirtieth.
Joe Rogan commented on the view and said, it’s the show that people love to hate. They get so much hate watching and viral clips of them saying ridiculous things. It’s a Rabi’s infested henhouse. Daniel Sash is spreading a false rumor. Even he says it’s false, but he’ll spread it anyway.
Let’s hit gossip Corner, gossup corner. On the Toss Show podcast, Daniel Tosh said, here’s something crazy. I went to the grocery store in Malibuu and I was talking to employee there. I tried to avoid it, but I was talking to this guy and I said, why were you guys closed yesterday? The work responded saying, well, I’m not supposed to discuss it.
But according to the story, the Kardashian Jenner crew were filming the season five finale of The Kardashians at the store. Tash had spoiler alert. This random grocery store persons telling me that they rented out the entire store, shut it down, and then acted like they were grocery shopping. That’s the scene that apparently happened. Kylie reveals that she’s pregnant again with Timothy Schala May’s kid.
What a bombshell. Tash added story might not be true, saying, I’m not verifying anything. This is what an employee at a grocery store in Malibu told me. A source of clothes to the Kardashians told The Daily Mail this story is one hundred percent false. Joe Cooy spoke to the Seattle Times.
He was talking about the Golden Globes. I don’t know if you knew that Joekoy hosted the Golden Globes and he told this just horrible mean joke about Taylor Swift, who then justifiably basically murdered Jokoy’s career. Let’s listen to the horrible mean thing. Joe Cooy said. The big difference between the Golden Globes and the NFL.
On the Golden Globes, we have fewer camera shots of Taylor Swift. Wo It’s brutal Jokoy told The Seattle Times, she’s got what be Goldberg face timing me and Jamie Fox face timing me. Do they all have each other’s numbers? Or do you have to like tell your assistant, like, hey see if you can get me Joe Cooy’s cell phone numbers so I can FaceTime him? And do you start with a FaceTime?
Do you text? Like a You’re just sitting home and your phone goes do do Do do doo and you’re like, oh, it’s whoopy Goldberg. Maybe I’m not famous enough. The Internet will blow up anything out of proportion. Look at the gig.
It’s like a corporate gig, and unfortunately this one was televised. It’s all good. I went on to sell out the Kia Form. That’s more important to me. I’m the first comic to sell six sold out nights at the Form.
That’s one of those things I hold close to my heart. Those are the gigs I was thinking about when I saw Eddie Murphy at Climate Pledge Arena sucking up to Seattle. There, con on O’Brien, we’ll return to the tonight show. No, don’t get too excited. He’s not returning his host he’ll be a guest on Jimmy Fallon’s tonight show.
ConA will be on Tuesday Night to promote his new Max series. Conan O’Brien must go the one that only has four episodes because I don’t know. I don’t have access to the books, but I don’t think HBO, Warner etc. Has all that much money. And they said this thing was coming out, and it is coming out, but four episodes seems a litle light to Johnny Mack.
James Cordon was on with Jimmy Kimmel and said, no, he was not fired from CBS. He said, no one believes me that I wasn’t fired. I’ll be in a pub or something and people will be like, so, why’d you come back to England? Cordon said. People will be like, you don’t have to give me that BS.
If you got fired, you got fired because nobody thinks that you’d ever leave. What is, let’s be honest, a cushy existence. Kim Wll said, can’t you get a letter from CBS saying that you weren’t fired, that you left on your own free will. Cordon jokingly replied, it’s hard to convince anybody in England that CBS exists, or that a show whatever is latest twelve thirty? Have you been watching Curb your Enthusiasm?
I am way behind on Curb. I am obsessed with Three Body Problem on Netflix, which is not a comedy, but I am obsessed with that, and Showgun. Showgun is really good too. But I only watched TV the Tuesdays. Fridays and Saturdays tend to be my TV nights, you know, And Tuesday there’s always Comedy Specialist to watch.
So I’m behind on everything. But in the season premiere, Larry David’s character Larry David was arrested for violating the Georgia State election Integrity Law after giving Leon’s aunt a bottle of water while she waited in line during a hot day in Atlanta. Last month, Real Life Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensberger sent a letter to Larry David addressing the plot line. The Atlanta Journal Constitution obtained the letter in a public records request. I love this podcast.
There’s always something totally random, like that fun fact. The letter apparently read says, the Chief Elections Officer for the State of Georgia would like to congratulate you on becoming the first and to our knowledge, only person arrested for distributing water bottles to voters within one hundred and fifty feet of a bolding station. We apologize if you didn’t receive celebrity treatment at the local jail. I’m afraid they’ve gotten used to bigger stars. That’s a backhanded thing about a guy whose initials are d T.
It’s the TMZ of mugshots. So Johnny Mack was at trivia and he saw us friend Van, Van is the cool one in the group. I’m not the cool one. I know, You’re like, John, You’re not the cool one. No.
Oh no, I’m not the cool one. Van is the cool one. He drinks bourbon. I’m not a bourbon drinker, so I don’t know what I’m talking about. Maybe Jim Gaffigan bourbon is awesome.
So I asked Van about Jim Gaffigan bourbon and I expected him to make fun of it, and he was like, no, I would try it. And I was like what. And we had a whole conversation about Jim Gaffick and bourbon and I’m like, but isn’t it like totally uncool? He’s like, nah, I’d try it, and then night’s on the price point.
And then he was like, no, so I don’t know.
I don’t think Jim Gaffigan bourbon sounds cool at all. How about Danny McBride tequila. GQ did a profile of Danny, and the part I found interesting was about the tequila. It’s called Don Gato. He plans to launch it this year.
Danny told GQ, I drink a lot of tequila. Every one of my circle drinks a lot of tequila, and so we’re like, let’s make one. I know everyone and their mother’s doing that. It’s kind of lame, Ellie. He knows.
New album is out today. It is called Soft Bones. Here’s a clip. I haven’t mantra. Okay, I have this mantra that I have to recite now every time I go to target.
Okay, I have to tell myself over and over. I have to say, Ellie, you are a forty four year old woman. You’re a forty four year old woman. Do not try on a romper by do it? I do it every time.
And then I’m just standing there in the dressing room, just half buttoned, like, what did you think was gonna happen? Ellie? Was it gonna be different this time. You look like a chaperone at Coachella. Good stuff.
I like her material a lot, and she’s very charismatic. Let’s keep an eye on her. She said. I was lucky enough to open for Maria Bamford at a big theater show in Minneapolis, and she told me it was time to record an album. She said, Poop it out, Just poop it out.
Soft Bones is a compilation of stories about being an ADHD mom, wife and a regular human woman. Let’s see what’s happening at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. We’re three weeks into this and you would think I would remember to preload the website before I hit record. I don’t. As I’m babbling here, the website is loading notoriously slow.
All right, it is April fifth for you and I probably and those of you in Melbourne. It’s already April six. Let me tell you what you can do on Saturday night at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, which continues till April twenty. First, as we wait for the website two load, and what you missed there was the nine seconds of silence that I took out.
All right, let’s do some with clips Today, Tony Knight’s show is called Mad D…
It’s the world’s first and so far only comedy show about dog behavior, stand up and sit. I like what you did there, suitable for all ages, and the Melbourne Comedy Festival has lied to me. There’s no clip. Ci Alex White show is called Don’t We Look Stupid? Have you ever seen a photo of yourself from yesteryear and cringe so hard that you did associated?
Can you report your mother to Child Services for how you dressed it as a toddler? This is an hour show about life. Kan’t awkwardly on photo. There is indeed a clip. Let’s listen.
And a lot of other jobs have this stigma of doing nothing and being lazy, which is very unfounded. I feel like if you guys said, like council workers, there’s a stigma that council workers are lazy guys out there repairing the roads. Dad will always drive past er these guys doing nothing. I don’t think those guys are lazy at all. After ten years working in office, I just think those guys are really exposed.
Okay, do you know what I mean? I’ll tell you all. I would not look at that crash hot if my desk was in the middle of the Princess Highway. Okay, you know it took a little long to get there, and I’m not sure the peyof was all the good, says the guy. You We’re going to a podcast.
In his abasement, scary Stranger said Alex’s show was the stand up highlight of this year’s Sydney Fringe Festival. His joke writing was tight. Well that’s interesting. Did not find that writing tight at all. I’m sorry, Alex Waite.
Maybe you should start a bourbon sam goerliep. His show is called big Ick Energy, I said ick. It’s a picture of him smiling and he has a guitar with him. Let’s see watch as he exposes his ix in front of a live audience through stand up and song. The Adelaide advertiser said, natural chrisma, good hair, mad rap skills.
All right, let’s listen. I got my pen lie since last week, just like we always talked about. He said that this would make me a big boy, and I hope to make you proud. Now writing a story and it doesn’t rob all right, I don’t think I’m hopping on a plane in Milburn today, maybe tomorrow be a little better. Let’s see if we could start shrinking these shows down.
They’ve been getting quite long, so let’s wrap there. We can meet up here tomorrow, follow the podcast wherever you get your shows, tell a fround about it. See you here tomorrow. Bye.