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Caloroga Shark Media. That Johnny Mack laughing because I know what story number six is. Today with your Daily Comedy News Late Night had a couple of good ones. Jimmy found said a man who caused an emergency landing out of flight from London to New Jersey because he allegedly got drunk and started yelling, was finding just twenty thousand dollars. The most surprising thing he was from London and not New Jersey.
Seth Meyer is getting political, he said, please, you think Trump is scared of jail. The place is full of mobsters and white supremacists. He’ll walk into jail like Norm walks into cheers. That joke is epic. I’m writing for the Ballot podcast, which we’re having a lot of fun doing, and Stormy Daniels testified yesterday, so I got to put on my writing hat and head over to ballot Land.
But first Jeff Ross going into spin mode like we all expected. He said, no, Tom Brady’s not mad about the Robert craft joke at all. Why would you think that Ross was on the Rich Eisend show and he said, come on, no way, Brady was having fun. Robert Crafts is like a father figured him. He was just showing his love for Robber Kraft, and Robber Kraft loved it.
We had a great talk afterward. He was so happy. I gave him a shout out and a salute. It was beautiful. Sounds like everyone had a happy ending.
Gross said he loves the roast. Brady is a student of the roast. I kept him in the dark on a lot of the surprises, and he didn’t hear anyone’s jokes. He abided by the rules of the roast, which is basically anything goes and surprise me. I gotta give the guy credit.
He really did it all right. David Letterman doing the Gods of comedy. The first god of comedy is a comedian. I like a lot, but gods of comedy Nate Bergatzy, No, Dave No, maybe you, but not Nate Pergatzy. We all like Nate Pergatzy, but gods of comedy in Apergatsy No, Letterman said, I’ve not met this man said a nudge up against a guy who’s just as good as it gets.
As a thrill for me. In the world of comedy, some perhaps are as good, and no one is better. Ninety minutes Letterman talked to Natepergatsey about Tennessee his journey is a comic, including the time when bookers for The Late Show with David Letterman rejected Nate’s audition tape in twenty twelve. Nate told Letterman, I was told it was too mundane, and I don’t know what the word meant. So I looked it up and put it in my head and I was like, oh, I don’t think that’s good.
Letterman apologized to Nate before playing a clip of Nate on Conan where you performed the same joke he’d submitted to Letterman. Nate talked about his early days as a comedians, saying, you’re just constantly getting told no. So it’s frustrating because everything’s switching and you don’t want to miss out on the things you grew up seeing. But finally I submitted it to Conan and they said, yeah, all we do is mundane. That’s funny.
Letterman said, you mentioned earlier you couldn’t work dirty, had to work clean? Who said that? Who told you that? Nate said, I just never wanted to be dirty in front of my parents. I never we’ve heard that before.
Okay, I don’t write material for kids. But my favorite viewers I see in the crowd are a lot of grandmothers because I don’t think they really have anything they can go watch, and noone wants to go watch anything with them. Jeff Foxworthy said the same thing to me twenty years ago at my special. There was a twelve year old girl sitting in the front row, and then it’s awesome to see a lot of grandparents. I liked that they can all come together because it’s the only stuff that it was allowed to go to as well.
I think if you can make movies like Home Alone and things that everyone can enjoy and everyone can go to, I don’t think that’s happening now. So that’s where I wanted to go. Tiffany Haddish has the back pedals out. This from The Hollywood Reporter. The other night at the Netflix is Joe Comedy Festival, Tiffany captured on video sharing her thoughts on the campus protests.
I will have to paraphrase here, Tiffany said, I don’t give a f about that stuff. I never went to college. Why would I care about college? There’s not genocide at the college. I give an f about what’s going on on the other side of the world.
But why would I give an f about the college? This the stuff I’m talking about. Stupid mffers at the college ain’t never worked a gosh darn day in your life. Do you remember nine to eleven B word? What the F did we do?
America? We went the f over there and we f’t there behind up? Didn’t we? I paraphrased there in case you couldn’t tell. Tiffany spoke to TMZ and said, Yeah, I think they’re gonna protest for one place.
They should protest for all the places that are having genocide happening. How many black people got to dive before we got to protest. If you want to protest, protest. But if you really want to be effective, mcchee, go up to the legislation office, call up you sen it, or call your council, go to Congress, go to the people who make change. Would be way more effective.
I actually feel really bad for the students whose graduation have been canceled. These are the same kids that lost their freshman year. Yeah, complicated issue we’re not going to solve. On Daily Comedy News, Sam Morrell was at the Knicks game some seventy six Ers fans are not happy with these shots Sam directs at their stars. Sam posted the infamous picture of Harvey Weinstein pushing a walker he captured it Joel Embiid when things are heading south.
When Sixers fan heckled Sam back with a picture of Joaquin Phoenix’s character Arthur Fleck bombing in an open mic in The Joker, and they served it on a platter because you know what. In the movie The Joker, there’s a comic who kills before the Joker gets on. You know who that comic is. Yeah, if you figured out how this story is gonna go, that’s right, it’s Sam Morrill. You even hear the MC in The Joker go one more time for Sam Morrell, and then the Joker gets up and bombs Sam apparently, i explained on KFC Radio Barstool.
At one point, the scene was filmed in the closed comedy club Danger Fields. The only instruction he was given was to make sure the jokes would work. In the eighties. Sam decided to tell a different joke for each of the dozens of takes so that the laughter would sound genuine every one of them. That’s smart.
Chris Red was jealous of his performance because Sam got to perform an entire set in front of movie stars, while Red had to repeat at nauseum one more time for Samurel. This is funny too. They said that Sam’s a slambag at the Sixers fan is on par with the Toronto Blue Jays Twitter account response to someone asking for a source on a trade report, the Blue Jays responded, literally us. The Blue Jays, Seth Myers and John Oliver are extending their monthly residency at the Beacon Theater through the end of the year. You know who else announced the tour Joe Koy, Yes, story number six.
It’s the Joe Koy Just being Cooi tour. This kicks off September twenty first, and his statement, Joe Coy said, I never take for granted that I get to live out my dream on the stage every week, and this new tour is something special that I can’t wait to share with everyone. Tickets go on sale today at noon. Pre sale code is comedy, all caps, possibly comedy with a period at the end of it. All caps, then general audience on Friday.
Joe Coy, perhaps best known for hosting the Golden Globes. He was the MC. This year, and he made a very, very, just a terrible joke about Taylor Swift. I kind of don’t want to repeat it, but here, just let me play it for you. As you know, we came on after a football doubleheader.
The big difference between the Golden Globes and the NFL. On the Golden Globes, we have fewer camera shots of Taylor Swift. I swear it was just where to go to. Here Scott Beckett throwing his coffee at his car windshield right now, Hi, Scott, love you. The Telegraph things in Netflix is testing out at late night type show with this John Mulaney fellow.
I’m seeing a lot of articles about the John Mulaney Late Night Show at the time, but this recording I have only seen the Friday Night Show. Maybe tonight All Watch one or two was very sleepy Monday night, still recovering from Deacon Mike’s big shindig. They know how to party in Cleveland anyway, Seeing a lot of people saying the same thing I said about Friday Night Show, which was it was a mess, and you had Jerry Seinfeld right there the Telegraph ask ken John Mulaney returned to who he was absolutely not, so we’re to next. There’s chatter he might be in line to host the next Oscars. He would be great, But just let Jimmy Kimmel do it.
Don’t mess with it. Just let Jimmy Kimmeill do it. Let Jimmy Kimmell do it for ten years. It’s fine. Don’t fix it if it’s not broken.
You see what happens when you try and fix it. Leave it alone. Tom Blaney could host say the Golden Globes, but you know, don’t make a joke about Taylor Swift due by the way you see Tom Brady, it’s like a shot at Taylor Swift. It’s totally uncalled for here. Listen, Kansas City, you say your stadium is the loudest.
It helps when all your fans are fourteen year old girls. Mullaney at forty one, some of that squeaky man boy energy is finally dissipating. He’s filled out at such He’s wearing his hair longer, shagger and has stubble more grated. I saw some websites saying m’laney look like in a nineties haircut. I think he looks good, but what do I know.
I’m wearing the same clothes room yesterday recording a podcast in my basement. Telegraph says it may take a long time to reset his career. I completely disagree. He’s already reset his career. He did the specialists out of the way.
Nobody cares. Nobody cares about the drugs, nobody cares what happened with the ex wife. People are happy for him and Olivia mun and the baby would Malcolm. Everybody’s happy. It’s all good tonight on John Mulaney’s la thing.
Sarah Silverman, Tom Sigora, Ronny Chieng, Weezer.
All right, here’s some notes for me, ladies and gentlemen.
Sarah Silverman, Hey, Sarah, what’s going on? Shut up? My next guest? The very funny Tom Segura, Hey Tom, what’s going on? Shut up?
My next guest? You know him from The Daily Show? The very hilarious Ronny Chieng, Ronnie, what’s going on? Did you watch the Trump trial? Then?
Shut up, ladies and gentlemen. Weezer, and don’t take a phone call in the middle of Weezer. I’m gonna miss this Netflix comedy fest when it’s over. Right tonight again the website just with a really weird layouts, so I jump all over on the Times seven point thirty met rife. Eight o’clock shing us Mike EPs at seven Dodgers Comedy Night, hosted by Cedric the Entertainer and presented by all Star Dodgers Catcher, Will Smith, Super Curious featuring Dusty Slay, Felipiasparza, Heather McMahon, Justin Wilman, Tom Poppa.
It’s pretty good, but might have to pick Shane over that. We’ll see what the rest of the list is. Seven o’clock just added the Alli Wong Residency. She was taping a special. Let me tell you what’s going on there.
They don’t like what they got at the taping. She was taping a special over the weekend. Just added, means we don’t have a special on tape yet, do one more? That’s what’s going on there. Jimmy Carr at seven Gods of Comedy with Letterman seven thirty.
Are they telling you, Susan, No, they won’t tell us who’s on. I don’t really like Letterman the interviewer anyway. I’d rather see Dave throwing stuff of a five story tower, honestly. Eight o’clock just added an all Star Tribute to the Comedy Union. Low tickets warning for Christina Pe at seven, Plenty of tickets available at nine five apparently Lavelle Crawford nine to forty five, he’s really good.
Let’s see what else we’ve got here. I’ve noticed as you scrolled down it gets a little less interesting. Ali CDC at seven, Jay Farrell seven thirty Made in Brazil just added, not to be confused with Made in Canada at seven. There’s just too many shows, all right. If you and I were in Los Angeles, Shane gillis early and you want to do Lavelle Crawford late, you want to do Christina Pee late.
Meanwhile, at Sydney, I put some work into this for reels, trying to pull clips. Most of these artists do not have clips. I discovered the Sydney Festival Facebook page and I was like, ooh, there’s clips. And one of the clips just was not funny, the other was a little too dirty.
And then I found one clip for tomorrow’s list at Sydney, but we had played th…
Today. Let me tell you about one or two of the shows. Oliver Coleman’s show is called goof Coleman comes on stage and gets straight into it. He’s on fire tonight. Something has obviously gone terribly wrong.
People from the audience outed him to stop, drop and roll, but he’s acting like this happens every night. The man’s professional. He’s got jokes to tell. Winner Best Comedy Weekly Award, Adelaide Fringe twenty twenty two. The Advertiser says, a five stars comic genius catapults to the point of sheer chaos.
We played him before in Melbourne. He’s the guy that we told you about. He does a joke about stand up comedy being basically a high school auditorium performance. Stephen k Amos, Wow, I haven’t heard his name and forever. He’s fantastic.
No clip though, Oh no, there is a clip. I missed this earlier. Here, let’s listen. I’ve got to say what a pleasure it is to come back. It’s been a weird couple of years.
In fact, I to come back on this trip, I had to do a four and a half month’s paperwork to get permission exemption to fly into this country. The dare arrived, You guys, change the rules. I arrived Immigration. The guy was like anything to declare, I gave him my file, this figurement. We don’t need that anymore and even just go on then go on, go in.
So thank god I brought those three hundred cigarettes from Dubai. Tried to salvage that one. He went a long way for a joke with a funny punch line, but it ended with a hard C word and we don’t do that here. Our Daily Comedy News Devin Walker, James Austin Johnson and Andrew de Simukee sevennounced a nine city comedy tour. It is called the Summer Jobs Tour.
Johnson said, comedy is so back and I’m not even cap must be some lingo the ves use I’m not familiar with. The tour kicks off in June seventh, Brooklyn at the Bellhouse. Itv is going to showcase some of the quote most exciting comedians that this year’s Edinburgh Fringe with a series of special programs. Itv X presents Edinburgh Fringe Live will be streamed live on ITVX and available to catch up for thirty days afterwards. That’s cool, and that is your comedy news for today.
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