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Caloroga Shark Media. I am jazzed right before he record. I’m like, let me just throw Triumph the Insult Comic Dog into Google and see what comes up. There’s a new story. I haven’t even read it yet.
I found it less than thirty seconds ago. Can’t wait. A couple jokes from Late Night Seth Myers. In a new interview, former President Trump credit himself for not launching a criminal investigation. It’s a Hillary Clinton while in office.
Unfortunately, he could never figure out which porn star she paid off. Trump said he’d be willing to serve jail time after being convicted on thirty four felony accounts, which would be the first time he shared a bedroom in a while. Trump hinted that he would arrest Hillary Clinton for something. Ronnie Chank said, You’re gonna jail Hillary Clinton. Haven’t you done enough to this woman?
It’s like the Russian mob killing John Wick’s dog, and John Wick is like, you know who’s gonna pay for this? Hillary Clinton? All right? From WTTV they were at Triumph the Insult Comic Dogs show the other night. This was Monday night at the theater.
WTTV wonders why former Governor Rod Blagoyevitch would accept an invitation from a puppet dog with a pension for profanity? Is it a need for attention? Is he trying to show that he’s a good sport? Triumph hosted a Jeopardy style game show with celebrity contestants, including Blagoyevitch and ex Cubs pitcher Ryan Dempster. The governor was greeted by light applause and loud booze.
Triumph said to the former governor, you should give Trump your recipe for toilet wine. Lagoyevitch said, I’m a trumpet crap? Is that like a transervative? The former contestant on Celebrity Apprentice said, you get me out of prison, you get my vote. Triumph said public schmublic abortion a schmort that was funny, just to say.
The game began. It was called Let’s Make a poop. Each contestant given a buzzer with a specific sound effect. Dempster’s was Harry Carey saying where am I? Blagoyevitch had Trump saying Hannibal Lector, a supervisor from the Department of Streets and Sanitation, was introduced to big applause.
I could see this twist coming from a mile away, until it was announced that he was the person responsible for paving over the rat hole. Remember the rat hole. One clue in the game was this loud and incessant noise is louder than cicadas? The answer, what is the press talking about cicadas? I’m losing it now.
I’d like to doing this impression. Though there was more Trump bashing, he now slurs his slurs. WTTV says it was a silly, fun and inexplicable evening. Sounds like a really good time. Rob Schneider in the news the Hospitals of Regina Foundation, and yes it does sound dirty to say Regina, And yes I did look it up.
The Hospitals of Regina Foundation has reiterated its sincere and unconditional apology for a set performed by Rob Schneider. Oh No, what happened? The Leader Post tells us Schneider was advertised as the main entertainment act for the Four Seasons Ball, a fundraiser that took place. According to public accounts of the evening shared on social media, Schneider’s comment set included jokes made the expense of the LGBTQ two plus community He also made several jokes about vaccination policies and the COVID nineteen pandemic. According to witnesses, Schneider was roundly booed during his performance, which ended much earlier than planned.
I feel like this has happened before, right. The Hospitals of Regina Foundation set in a statement. While we recognize that in a free and democratic society, individuals are entitled to their views and opinions, and that comedy is intended to be edgy, the content, positions and opinions expressed during mister schneider set do not align with the values of our foundation and team. We do not condone, accept, endorse, or share mister Schneider’s positions has expressed during his comedy set and acknowledge that in this instance, the performance did not meet the expectations of our audience and our team. People don’t seem to do their research when they book comedians.
Regardless, The four season ball raised more than three hundred and fifty thousand dollars for Regina Hospitals. Taylor Tomlinson took part in an ama on Reddit on Tuesday. One fan was curious about how much info do you give the panelists you know maybe people are writing jokes in advance. Tomlinson said, we have an amazing writer’s room full of hilarious comedians who helped prep all of the panelists, so they go into the show with great jokes prepared. There’s still plenty of room to improvise and make jokes off the cuff, though, and certain games specifically call for improv so it’s like Hollywood Squares.
No problem there. Ay ridiculous question. Would you like to have Conan O’Brien on? Gee? What is she gonna say?
No? I don’t want Conan on this show, Tomlinson revealed. I would love it if Conan came on the show. A dream Conan is also welcome on this show. In fact, if Conan does this show, I won’t even show up for that episode.
I’ll just let Conan do it. There’s a big article about John Mulaney going around. I’ll dive into that tomorrow. But a quick thing, John Mulaney is not saying no to hosting the Oscars. I think mullanie would be great at it.
I also think leave it alone. Let Jimmy Kimmel host it for the next twenty five years. It ain’t broken, don’t fix it. M’lanie can host the Golden Globes. I mean, what could go wrong if you host the Golden Globes?
Malani said, I used to have strong opinions. I’ll only do this, I’ll never do that, and I don’t want to get pigeonholed. And I think both I and the entire entertainment business has changed so much. I mean, there are people who one hundred percent host a game show every week and we have no idea except the millions of people watching them. Blaney hosted the Academy’s Governor’s Awards, which is what got people talking about him hosting the Oscars.
He said, I really had fun doing that. I will say I’m open to whatever. I personally have an affinity for something lower key. It’s so fun to try and do your absolute best at not the biggest award show, like the Spirit Awards or Governor’s Awards. They’re just a little more relaxed and casual.
Going in and trying to have a crop load of fun is a great feeling. Jimmy Kimmel had on Vice President Harris he was worried that, you know, maybe he’d be a victim of lock him up. Kimmell said, Trump has made it pretty plain that he’s planning to go after his enemies or whatever you want to call them. Realistically, what can a president do to say, uh, talk show host this and making fun of him, What can he actually do to like, for example, me, The Vice President said, in all seriousness, Jimmy, your right to bring this up. Trump has been very clear he intends to weaponize the Department of Justice against his political enemies.
He had my dictators and says he’ll be a dictator. On day one, Matt Rife went on Instagram. You know it’s new dates for Chicago and Nashville shows. Rife wrote, first, I wanted to say thank you so much for all the well wishes. I’m working on getting better and can’t wait to come back shortly and give you the best possible shows that you deserve.
Having the reschedule shows broke my bleeping heart and I hate it, but I deeply appreciate your understanding and wanted to update you on those. The Chicago dates are December twenty six, twenty seven, and twenty nine, and thirty. The Nashville shows at the Ryman Will We moved to a new venue because the Ryman didn’t have any dates to reschedule until June twenty five. An announcement with Nashville dates is coming soon. On Gossip Corner, Chloe Kardashian and Chris Jenner went to go see Ellen Degenner as a due comedy.
We’re told Chloe paired her newly dyed red hair with a black bodysuit and black leather pants, while Chris spotted an all black outfit. An update on kmita ha, they are doing a festival in Montreal July eighteenth to twenty eighth. This year’s one will be primarily a French festival. President Sylvain Parentz Badard said, it’s great for us, it’s great for the artists, and it’s great for the fans. The ten day event, we’ll have around thirty shows featuring two hundred artists.
Comedian richardson Zephears said there are a lot of different shows. Yes, their stand up, but there’s also a country night. They’re going to be musical shows, so I think there’s a beautiful variety of shows so that the shows can answer to different kinds of crowds. I’m happy because I’m going to just for lass since I was young. I came to see a lot of shows.
I did a lot of shows, I produced a lot of shows. So I’m happy to see that there’s a continuity, and I think it’s exciting that it’s something new. The CEO per and Badard said, we’re going to announce an English speaking program soon and it’s going to be under the Just for Last brand that we just acquired. Right, that’s cool. The Washington Post it profiled ten comedians doing the DC scene that you should know.
One of them is Liz Barlow, and they asked Liz about a time that she bombed. Liz said, my favorite bomb is in a dive born Virginia Beach. Not to brag, but I’m banned now. And I got on stage in a room of very racist military folks and told every race in police joke I had in my notebook at the time. I didn’t even pivot for sex jokes, just straight gunning.
I wanted to be walked to my car. Your pre show routine, water drinking, prayer, and lots of women rappers. What else should we know about you? I’m a single mom who works too hard and loves her kid and never stops. And I’m a survivor me Johnny Mack.
I’m losing my voice because of my half assed triumph impression. I don’t know how Smichel does that for an hour. And that’s your comedy news for today. You know you get the show’s ad free, right, Yeah, you probably heard the promo. Do it see tomorrow