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The Shark Deck. Somewhere in the feed, you’ll find a bonus episode talking about Chris rock special Saturday Night. Hi, I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Now we’ve got to clear something up here. All listeners to this show know where Ryan Hamilton is from.
Here, I don’t have to tell you say it. That’s right. Everybody answered Idaho. Everyone knows Ryan Hamilton is from Idaho. You’d have to be an idiot to think he’s Canadian.
You’d have to be a moron to suggest he’s from Ohio. What kind of fool would do that? Now, you may remember a couple of weeks ago I mentioned Ryan Hamilton and I said he was Canadian, and then Tom shot me a note telling me I was wrong, And then I clarified that, oh yeah, he’s not Canadian, he’s from Ohio.
And then Scott, also a friend of the show, shot a note and like, dude, you go…
He’s not from Ohio, He’s from Idaho. So Tom has shot me another note, and I told Tom would put a little spin on his text, which was written in a very friendly manner. But I’m gonna put some spin on it. Let the record show that I said in the first email in this chain that Ryan Hamilton was from Idaho, which we know Ryan Hamilton is from. He adds, I heard you say Ohio, but after checking in and make sure that I said Idaho, which we all know Ryan Hamilton is from, I decided to let it go.
Fortunately, another friend of the show held you accountable smiley face crying emoji. Tom even sent his original email, which let me read it to you verbade him correctly. This time. He wrote, Dude, Ryan Hamilton may seem Canadian, but he’s from Idaho. It’s been a big part of his stand up.
How and why I misread Idaho as Ohio? Who knows? But the only way to clear this up is I think we need to hear from Ryan Hamilton himself. Presumably Ryan knows where he’s from, So let’s check in with Ryan. I’m from Idaho.
Nobody’s disputing that I look like where I’m from, don’t. I mean, you know you don’t look at me right away and go that guy’s from Idaho. But when I say it out loud, everybody thinks that makes sense. To me, I think that guy is legit from Idaho, all right? That seems to clear it up.
Now, if you listen every day and you hear my accent, you’re like John must be from like Georgia. You probably listen next to Jeff Foxworthy. You know I’m actually from New York City, believe it or not, which sets up this next clip from Ryan. New Yorkers have no clue you know where you’re from? Idaho?
Why that’s what it feels like. Why I don’t know? That’s where I done been borns that’s why. That’s where God Dune birth me.
And then they’ll try to connect.
They go, oh, I know it, you know it. Congratulations, it’s a state in your country. You should know it.
And then they go, no, I know it.
This is what you tell me. It’s in the Midwest. No, it isn’t. If you’d like to watch that complete clip, you’ll find it on YouTube. Ryan Hamilton drags New Yorkers very very funny.
Do you hear the Jerry in there? Yeah, little Jerry are in there. Ryan’s fantastic end, as you know, from Idaho. Late Night, which had been slumping, is back Baby. They had a bunch of great jokes about seepack.
Now, if you don’t know what seatback is, Jimmy Kimmel explains Seepack stance for clowns periodically assembling in convention centers. Fallon says it’s basically Coachella for people who post on Facebook and all caps, and he’s actually the Conservative Political Action Conference. Kimmel said they started it with the traditional twenty one assault rifle salute and the pledge of allegiance to Donald Trump. Fallon Sepack calls itself the largest and most influential gathering of conservatives in the world. The speeches are serious, while the people trying to dance at the afterparty are hilarious.
Kimmel the conference held at the Gaylord Harbor National Resort and Convention Center, which is another reason Mike Pence doesn’t attend. Kimmel add some great panels lined up. People go to see panels like no Chinese balloons above Tennessee Sacking the Woke playbook, parents with pitchforks. Those are all real. Kimmel then tagged it with I saw parents with pitchforks at Coachella last year.
A really good band Falon and this is nice. After each speech there’ll be a QAnon I’m sorry Q and a THEO von spoke with the Boston Globe and they were like, hey, Theo von what made you start your podcast this past weekend? Back in twenty sixteen, THEO said, I walked out of Joe Rogan’s one day and I said, man, I can do this differently, and I just started in my kitchen. I started sitting there and talking, telling stories from growing up. I was at my place with Hollywood, where I was at my wits end.
Hollywood offers this diamond in the distance, come here and you’ll have a chance. But I got to Hollywood and there weren’t a lot of shows with anybody from my area with my point of view. Why don’t these people see me. They don’t want to see me. They don’t want to think there could be a poor white guy from the South who isn’t to racist and dumb and the child of ruby cheek Republicans who drinks oil at night.
They asked him if the podcast has changed his relationship with his fans. He said, it’s not like back in the day, or if you saw a celebrity on the street and you were a fan of them. The podcasting it’s different. There are fans who know you. They’re fans who’d probably become friends with.
When someone’s like, hey, man, I listen to your podcast, that puts me a totally different level with them because we probably think about some of the same stuff. It’s been a gift because I’ve had people come and say things to me that I needed to hear it that I wouldn’t have been able to orate for myself. That’s pretty cool. Whitney Cummings spoke to people about having children and she said, hey, look here’s the thing I have all the time in the world. I have biological children.
There’s no rush. I did freeze my eggs. Whitney Cummings is forty and added they have a beautiful beach front and Redondo, California. They’re on better real estate than me. I do want them to get out before the sea level rises and they flood.
But I was going to try this year to get pregnant. Interesting. If you missed Adam Sandler on his recent North American tour, who you are in luck He’s added more tour dates. I mean, who is a bigger fan of Adam Sandler’s hilarious stand up comedy and fine movies than I am. I’m online right now trying to get tickets for April thirteenth and Newark, Boy, I hope I can get in.
I’d hate to miss an Adam Sandler’s show. He’s also playing Philadelphia, Buffalo, New York, at Detroit, Louisville, and Cleveland, Ohio. I like how they had a specify Cleveland, Ohio. Are there other Cleveland’s Let’s look, Wow, there are twenty eight places named Cleveland America, three in the UK and two more in Australia. So just to be clear here, Adam Sandler is not playing Cleveland, Wisconsin.
He’s not playing Cleveland, West Virginia. He’s not playing Cleveland, Utah. Are you gonna do all twenty eighth, John, No, he’s not playing Cleveland Middlesborough. So if you’re in the UK, no Adam Sandler for you, and I got bad news for your fee in Tasmania, no Adam Sandler. But if you’re in Cleveland, Ohio, and I know for a fact there are listeners to this podcast in Cleveland, Ohio, I know that guaranteed.
I even have their phone numbers. Adam Sandler, He’s coming to see you, babe. Sadler’s also working on Murder Mystery two that co stars Jennifer Anniston, and this article here says don’t expect Adam Sandler to read reviews of the flick. The comedian recently revealed that he stopped reading his press after Billy Madison flopped back in nineteen ninety five, and I doubt Sandler listens to me. So my big plan for the day is I’m going to try and go run a seven and a half miler.
My wife and I signed up for a fifteen k so that’s about nine miles and that’s two and a half weeks out and I am not ready for it. So today it’s actually warm where I live, and I’m planning on going out for a long run, which brings us to today’s sponsor, The Power of the Streak. The Power of the Streak and easy to read book by Carol Wood. The Power of the Streak answers the age old question how to stay consistent with exercise and keep motivated over time. I had sody last week.
I got a streak going, I snapped it. Now why did I snap it? Oh? Because it’s snowed, that’s why. And I had to take an hour and a half to shovel the driveway.
So my workout time went to the snow. Is shoveling snow a workout? Perhaps maybe we’ll find the answer in the Power of the Streak. Who knows. But I’ve been pretty good lately, pretty good going back and forth between running on the treadmill and doing Apple Fitness Plus spin classes.
Those are fun, but once it warms up, I want to get back outside. I do so much better outside. If you struggle with working out regularly, or if you started exercising and then you find yourself back where you started after a couple of weeks, you need to check out the book The Power of the Streak. Kara ads zero motivation for years. She eventually flipped the switch and has not looked back.
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Good question, right now, it’s actually it’s terrible question, John. The book has a low key, authentic and relaxed style, but is also entertaining and motivating even a cynic. I know those people, HI will leave feeling inspired and excited to commit once and for all for this dreaded exercise thing. Plus percentage of royalties are being donated to the Special Olympics, which is way cool. The Power of the Streak by Kara Wood available in all formats on Amazons and Noble.
There’s an audiobook on iTunes and Audible. Are you on social media? Of course you are the power of the Streak on Instagram at the power of the Streak, Twitter, at Power of Streak. You can even listen to this podcast while working out. So don’t blame me.
Don’t be like you know, Sean, I would have worked out today, but I had to donate fifteen minutes to you bashing Adam Sandler And it’s your fault. It is not my fault. They ever so serious? How are Condebolu spoke to LitHub. Harry said, I decided to do stand up at high school.
I started doing it in college. There were open mics and things. There were no comedy clubs, so there were no other places to go. I was the only show in town, and I liked it. I was at Bowdoin College and Brunswick, Maine.
I’m a queen’s kid. In Maine, I stood out like a sore thumb. Not even a sore thumb, just a brown thumb. Didn’t need to be sore. It was just that I perfectly find thumb, but it’s a different pigment.
It was shocking, coming from Queens to be in a place with so much wealth and so much whiteness, and a type of whiteness I’ve never really seen, you know, kind of a waspy in New England, prep school, boarding school whiteness with it different set of standards that I didn’t understand. Wanda Sykes is so funny you could choke. At one of her shows. She tell the story to James Cordon said, the show is going well and they’re yelling at me from over the side of the stage. I’m like, what’s going on?
They were like, you need a paramedic. This guy apparently he had a lot to drink. It’s always alcohol involved, and it was laughing so hard that he puked and then started choking on his own vomit. Oh no medical crews were called in to work on the choking man. Joel McHale was one of the guests on Cordon and chimed in and said, that must have been a funny joke.
Anytime somebody quits a hit show, I always point out people like Dennis Franz, Patrick Stewart and Kelsey Grammer. If you walk up to Kelsey Grammer and you go, hey, do you want to play Fraser? He doesn’t say like, no, you know, I want to do something else. He goes, oh, paycheck, I’ll do it. So Frasier’s coming back, and now Lilith is coming back.
The new New Frasier sees Frasier coming to a different city. I love how they keep saying different city. We know it’s Boston, with new challenges to face, new relationships to forge, and an old dream or two to finally fulfill. Frasier and Lilith spoilers, spoilers, spoilers, spoilers reunite at Freddy’s birthday party. You know Freddy’s an adult now it’s been a couple of years.
Lilith in classic form is far from pleased about having to share Freddy. Now that Frasier’s back in Boston, what begins as a fun party with friends and family inevitably becomes a little Hit and Frasier Showdown for the ages. Very exciting. Huh. And that’s your comedy news for today.
Where’s Ryan Hamilton from? That’s right, I’m glad you know the answer. Follow the show for free on Apple, podcast, Spotify, YouTube, wherever you get your shows. Seeing tomorrow And somewhere there’s a bonus episode about the Chris rock Ding. So you’re at McDonald’s and you get your bag and you open your bag you want to grab a couple of fries or something, and there’s five thousand dollars in it.
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