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Caloroga Shark Media. Hey there, I’m Johnny mag who with your Daily Comedy News. John Mulaney is going to host a weekly talk show. Yep, it’s for Netflix. It will be live.
The Netflix Chief Content Officer Bella Bajaria announced the news at a Bloomberg screen time and said, I’m really excited about it. I mean, John Mulaney. Hello. Kind of weird the way they released this, just you know, out of the blue, no press release or anything. So we have a long relationship with John, obviously, and we’ve done his stand up specials and during the Netflix As a Joke Festival, he did a live talk show called Everybody’s in La And I was there at a couple of tapings and it was just so bold and original and fresh and then unpredictable.
And I think it’ll be really fun to get to do a live show with him. No word yet on when this will premiere or if John Mulini even knows about this. I will keep you posted a little more solid as Nate Perghetzi will return to Netflix with two stand up specials. He had been working with Amazon for a little bit. I guess he came back home where the money’s greener who knows your friend Nate Pergetzy will launch on December twenty fourth, and then they can promote the heck out of that on the football games the next day.
He’ll also do a second special in twenty twenty five, your friend Nate Pergetzy will see the comedian discussing wanting a second dog, how much beats an order for Guys Night, and his wife being the responsible one in the marriage. Andrew Schultz said Donald Trump on his podcast and laughed in Trump’s face. Trump referred to himself as basically a truthful person. Schultz burst out laughing. Trump said, of Harris, I always refer back to the simplicity of McDonald’s.
You lied about McDonald’s. You lied about many things, and she’s a liar. There should be some kind of rule, you know, where it’s a lie, you can’t do a commercial on it. But this is a thing that’s gonna end in twenty nine days, so I can say what they want. I have a hard time doing to them because I’m basically, you know, I’m basically a truthful person.
Schultz then burst out laughing in Trump’s face. Schultz said, what does that mean? Trump said, she’s given me so much ammunition. I don’t have to. She’s a radical leftling lunatic who will destroy our nation.
Send your letters of complaints to Donald Trump, or listen to the Ballot podcast, where we do this stuff every day over there, Ballots wherever you get your shows. Schultz then asked Trump if he supports abortion bands. Now that Baron Trump has been quote unleashed in New York City, Schultz asked, tell me the situation. Baron is eighteen, he’s handsome, he’s tall, he’s rich. Trump said he’s got the whole ballgame this kid.
Schultz said, he’s unleashed in New York City. Are you sure you want to reverse Roe V? Wait? Now, I mean maybe give him a few years, you know. Trump didn’t answer the question, but cracked a smile gave a straight answer about how it’s up to the states now, and I’ll leave the political stuff for the ballot show.
Let’s go hang out on gossip Corner, and it’s very gossipy today. Donald Rowling’s booked to Chicago. Defender the topic, Diddy Donale said, you know, it’s interesting. There’s two sides to every story. I had the chance to learn one version of Diddyon.
Some of those accusers are sharing their experiences in that photo, I saw a group of black men enjoying each other’s company, celebration of blackness, fatherhood, and friendship. People can interpret that image however they want, but that’s the energy I felt. Did he host gatherings like this every year? And I remember when Dave’s kids were hanging out with his kids? I believe the Dave in question there is Dave Chappelle.
Everybody was out in the water having fun together. It was a beautiful celebration of life, family and made a lasting impression. Unfortunately, many people now see him as the devil. Still, those who had the chance to work with him or receive undisputable opportunities have a different perspective, and that’s important to recognize as well.
Meanwhile, Atlanta Blackstar is asking where is Kevin the headline.
Kevin Hart’s wife, an Ego, has not posted the comedians since he was bombarded with Diddy questions. The troll attacks, as they’re being called, started on the couple’s September twenty ninth post about their daughter’s birthday. One comment read, still pretending everything is normal and acting like your eyes are blind as crazy. How did you sleep? Bro?
On October sixth, Kevin Hart shared a video of himself wearing out the gym. The comments included, you were invited to join Diddy’s jail party. Don’t forget baby oil. Kevin Hart was out in West Hollywood. A Papa Rozzo asked Kevin Hart, when you hosted for Ditty, did you catch any baby oil?
Kevin Hart responded, when I hosted for Ditty. You’re asking the wrong person, the wrong question. It’s not a good question. Which is an interesting answer here asking me if I’ve ever met Ditty? No, I have never met Ditty.
Have ever been one of his parties? No, I have never been to one of Ditty’s parties. I know that’s shocking, but no, I haven’t missus. Hart has not shared any images with Kevin on her Instagram since August twenty fourth. Again, we’re on gossip corner.
Now staying on gossip corner. Jerry Seinfeld was at the Mets game. A video shows a fan asking Jerry to send a message to the fans brother who’s in Israel. The brother was watching the Mets game from the Gaza border. Seinfeld raised his fist in solidarity and offered a three word message, which was let’s go IDF weird AWL told the story to people in which Andy Samberg, who’s in the macpack, actually weird Al should be in the macpack as well.
We’ll get to that a different day. Samberg actually called me up before the show SNL and said, hey, man, I’m doing an impressive view and I hope it’s okay, and I’m like, yeah, it’s fine, whatever you want to do. Al would like to HOSTSNALI, He says, I wonder why haven’t I done that yet? And that’s one of those things, but you know, still may happen. Who knows.
I think I’d rather be a host than a musical guest, because if you host, you have more permission to mess up, and as a musical guest, if you get one note wrong, you’re a failure. Samanth the Bee told the Daily Beast podcast she’s working on a three night run of a new show in New York City this week. The title of the program is How to Survive Mental Pause. Sam says, I’m not generally a hot takes type of person, and I do like to think about things and consider things, but the anger inside of me would boil. I would rage boil in a nanosecond.
It was such a powerful feeling that I did. At the end of the summer, I was throwing things privately. My personal anger was overtaking me. I never really did that in anyone’s presence, but it was like a private inner turmoil, and I thought, I really need psychiatric care. This is very out of character.
The show runs October seventeenth through the nineteenth at the Minuta Lane Theater in Manhattan. By the way, I want to thank the supporters. You know several of you support the show regularly. Buy me a coffee. Dot com slash Daily Comedy News.
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What are we doing? Trevor Noah said he’d be happy to drop by the Daily Show. Coincidentally, he’s got a new book to promote. Wow, it’s weird how that happens. I mean, Trevor hadn’t mentioned wanting to go on The Daily Show at all, and he’s got a new book, and now he’s like, Oh, I’d go on the Daily Show.
Huh. I see how that works. Savannah Guthrie asked Trevor while he was guesting on The Today’s Show, the question, would you ever go back to the Daily Show just for a guest thing? Look at John he’s doing Mondays. Trevor said, oh, always, always, John and I text about it all the time.
I’m just gonna come pop in and harass him for a full day and then be his guest. Trevor said he always wished he could do a version of The Daily Show with a lighter schedule, and then he messaged Sean Stewart saying, I literally messaged him and was like, you set up a bee. You figured it out. Roy Wood Junior tell the Egle Online. What makes the Daily Show so legendary but can also be burdensome creatively is they have to try to look at the solution of the problem or the causation of the problem, so he can put a real call to action on the issue.
But when it comes to Have I Got News for You, we get to live in the joke first and the solution second. I mentioned this the other day as I’m watching HBO Max, Are you watching the Penguin? By the way, somebody’s got a crush on one of the actors in the Penguin? And no, I don’t have a crush on Oz Cobblepot. You can figure out who.
But I digress. Have I Got News for You? It’s like in the Top ten. So, as I mentioned, it might not be a good idea to have on CNN Saturday night, but people are watching it, which is good. I like everybody on the show.
Royoo Junior said, everybody interprets and digests information and trauma differently. So I think we have an opportunity with Have I Got News for You to introduce a new prism through which to process everything terrible that’s going on in the world. You know, one week, Donald Trump’s talking about people eating dogs and cats. In the next week, the mayor of New York City gets indicted. Every week’s been an amazing bingo cord of chaos.
There were so many shows that were around attempting to offer their own ankles on the stuff. So the fact that a new show even dared to enter the market space in the last four years is huge. Right. Vulture is keeping an eye on this crossover between Abbott Elementary and It’s Always Sunny. They have an update which reads a lot of NSWF improv is hitting the cutting room floor.
Patrick Schumacher toil the rap. When we were shooting last week, Rob had this improv in one scene with Ava that I didn’t know was coming. He just thought about it temporaneously. It made me spit out my coffee and then wish we had an episode that was just like a gag reel of all the stuff we can’t use. When Quinna first brought it to me and Pat I was like, this is gonna work.
How we’re gonna marry the tones of these shows but stay true to the own show. It was incredibly fun to do. The Abbot folks added that Mceleenny and Charlie Day spend time in the writer’s room to make it work. No details and when it will air? Are you in Toronto tonight?
I like the title of this all of us are Asian comedy show. Exclamation boint. This is Toronto’s hottest comedy show that will take you on a wild and hilarious ride. The show always sells out. Get your tickets now.
Well, John, why’d you tell them about it two seconds before the show? I don’t know. Maybe I pretaped the weekend. You know it happens. Yeah, maybe I appreciate the weekend.
That’s your comedy news for today. Two dollars club. Love you guys, appreciated all the supporters. Appreciate you. See you tomorrow.