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Caloroga Shark Media. Hey there, Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News busy one today, and get rid of the kids because the second story is just a little bit too naughty for their ears, know what I’m saying. Let’s start with Saturday Night Live and they’re not messing around when they come back on March first. Your host Shane gillis, Yeah, that’s pretty cool. Tate McCrae’s your musical guest, and on March eighth, Lady Gaga will double up as host and musical guest.
We saw as recently as Friday. How of course he’s musically talented, but also comedically talented, which is exciting. All right, are the kids gone? Because I gotta tell you about this Marlon Wayns feud sports Katia reports. The actor, comedian, writer, and producer Marlon Wayans dropped an AI assisted country disc track aimed at Soldier Boy.
The rapper and record producer. Marlon went on Insta on the fourteenth and posted what do you say about my Mama? We will get to that. In the disc track, Marlin made some suggestions. I’m gonna quite quite quite quite quite paraphrase here.
I’m gonna use some alternate language here. I’m reading the transcript from sports Kidia of the lyrics of the disc track, and I’m going to paraphrase them. And again, I’m not saying any of these things about Soljia is true. I’m just telling you what the distract says, paraphrasing from the disc track, Soldier Boys on Kernak and meth. I can smell it on his breath.
Yes, he’s on that Krif it’s Kernak and myth, then the next line is a suggestion that Soljia would do a favor for a man in exchange for rock that is rhymed with He looked like flavor Flave without the clock. Apparently, Marlon also doesn’t like Soldier Boy selling bitcoin, paraphrasing the lyrics, ain’t rappin’, just gaming and selling people crappy coins. He’s a mess without a chest. His only hit with Superman now he ain’t got nothing left. Twitter user kazin six commented, never argue with the comedian.
This apparently goes back to January. You see Soldier Boy performed at the Crypto Ball in Washington, d C. Which was a celebration of Donald Trump’s presidential win. Marlin apparently supported a different candidate and sold one oh one point one the Whiz, I mean Soldier Boy. He even canceled.
Nobody cares about Soldier Boy, so Soldier Boy better go out and get that check. He don’t care. I think they thought it was a bitcoin event. They found out it was a ball for him, and it was too late to pull out. But you know that’s why you got to check the fine print.
Soldier Boy apparently didn’t appreciate the comments said on the Wiz. Soldier Boy tweeted, and I’m paraphrasing here, I’ll urinate on your mother’s grave. I’ll dig your mom up and kill that B word again. Last week, Soldier Boy made fun of Marlin’s role as an FBI agent in White Chicks, posting words like and I’m paraphrasing here. I can’t believe I’m marguing with a fella that dressed up like a white B word.
WTF is wrong with me? Then Soljia wrote, and I’m quite paraphrasing here. Ain’t your son a transit that performs favors at Marlon Wayans In his latest interview with TMZ, Morland said that the rapper could join in the reboot of Scary Movie as a crack and a meth head all mixed together. He also made fun of Soldier Boy’s teeth. In a TMZ reel, Morland said, I need someone who looks like a wet muppet.
I want someone that looked like they sell your car, rob you, and perform a favor a man would enjoy, all at the same time Soldier Boy. On February twelfth, Soldier Boy tweeted a Google search Engine screenshot showing two twenty twenty three articles from TMZ and Men’s Journal about Marlon embracing his child’s sexuality. Soljier Boy captured his post something that I can’t even bearaphrase, but ended it with it’s in your blood. Wayns responded, if Soljier Boy had a career, he’d get canceled for this type of slander. Luckily, he ain’t been relevant since two thousand and seven.
Wayns posted a picture of Soldier and wrote, Hey, Soldier Boy, my child had top surgery and still has more chest than you. Keep an eye on that one. How’s that for an open Today, Hulu has released a trailer for the upcoming Company Special from Chris de Stefano that’ll be out on the twenty first, just a few days from now, titled It’s just Unfortunate, Chris riffs on his three Puerto Rican kids his dad’s rudimentary understanding of Latin culture. I’ve got the clip here. I’m gonna go first.
I think this material is very hack like, very Let’s listen. I found a beautiful Latino woman, and now I’m proud to say I have three kids Puerto Rican. Three Puerto Rican kids. If their names are Nina, Pinta and Santa Maria, they have my daughters. But then I also have a thirteen year old step son.
All Right, I love my step son. He’s almost like my family. He sleeps right there on my property. My girl she wants a guy who knows how to build stuff. I don’t know how to build anything.
I can build walls. Emotionally, there’s the thing about my father. My dad really is trying, okay, but he’s got a third grade education. He like to me. I’ve been doing the research, and they don’t throw sweet sixteens in the Latina culture.
I’ve been talking to my friends down at the bodega, and they sold the ponies for the girls at fifteen. They call them case. It dis Chelsea Handler has a special coming out. It is called The Feeling That One not till March twenty fifth, that’ll be on Netflix. Let’s listen to a piece of it.
I’ve clipped it here to get rid of a naughty word. I blame COVID for pickleball, right, we didn’t have to hear about pickleball before COVID. Pickleball. That is not a subject that I can take seriously. When people bang on and on about pickle that is not real exercise.
Okay, so shut up about it. Chelsea then goes on and says some more naughty words, tagging it out. That’s not real exercise. Okay, so shut the f up about it. You’d burn more calories shoving an actual pickle up somewhere on a pickleball court than playing a game of pickleball very hard.
The show Clean Lately, Chelsea says, I stand by my comments about pickleball. I also stand by my stories about Andrew Cuomo, George W. Bush, and Bill Cosby. I shared lots of tea in this special, just when I thought there was no more tea to spell. March twenty fifth for that special.
February twenty fifth. She has a book coming out calling I’ll have what she’s having. George Lopez’s special came out yesterday. I find it really weird. No press, like, no press at all.
George didn’t do any press. That’s weird, especially when a big comedy special come out. I didn’t see anything. I looked. Rosebud Baker special came out.
Rosebud did press for The La Times. They asked her about the first two months of twenty twenty five. Rosebud said, I feel like we were sober and now we’re shooting myth. Like when in the first week shooting myth. Being at SNL as a writer taught me to read the news and not have an emotional reaction to it.
It’s like I’ve trained my brain to read and think, Okay, what’s funny about that. It’s almost like training herself to be a psychopath. The La Times asked if she went into labor while taping these special has two ports. Rosebud said that was actually all part of the plan. I was pregnant and I knew I wanted to shoot a special.
It had been so long since I shot Whiskey Fists, and I wanted to get material out there. But I honestly didn’t know if I was fully ready. I’ve seen a lot of material from pregnant people, but I’ve seen a lot of material about what happens after, and I was really curious and mostly anxious about what happens after because I wasn’t even fully convinced that I was doing the thing right. One day, I was sitting at the Comedy Cellar talking to Ryan Hamilton about it, and he was like, you should just shoot some now and shoot them later and then put it together. And I was like, why don’t I do that?
Then I was like, what if I shot it the same way, in the same place and the same color outfit on the same stage, but one year later, and I’d sort of just be reporting for the people, like half journalism. Sam be apparently not happy with Lauren Michaels. According to the book Lauren The Man who invented Saturday Night Live. Lauren apparently said that Sam’s style of comedy is too strident and political for his show. Sam told the Daily Beast podcast, I mean, literally, imagine calling anyone strident when you’ve built a career out of elevating the loudest guy in the room.
Apparently, Lauren had said, it’s the hardest thing for me to explain to this generation at the show nonpartisan. We have our biases, we have our people we like better than others, but you can’t be Samantha Bee. He said, I get referenced in the book as being someone that Michael’s doesn’t want to emulate it anyway. I can see the point. He’s right.
I am one sided, and I am stritent, proudly so. Mindy kaaling As a comedy picked up for a series at Hulu. It’s called Not Suitable for Work, a comedy about young professionals in New York. I feel like we’ve had one or two of those not Suitable for Work. We’ll follow five work obsessed twenty somethings striving for professional success and, if they have the time, personal happiness in Manhattan’s most glamorous neighborhood, Murray Hill.
No cast yet. Let’s see we’re getting along here. I’m gonna bounce a couple of things. You get bounced. Take Nataro, We’ll say for tomorrow.
How about John Oliver? Late Nighter points out that Max gave in and they’re putting last week Tonight clips back on YouTube in olden times, they would post the main story on YouTube on Mondays. There was a time I didn’t have HBO Max and that’s how I would consume it. They had stopped doing that and wouldn’t release the clips until Thursday. At that time, John Oliver’s that he was annoyed by the YouTube delay, calling it massively frustrating, and added I was not happy with it at all.
What I love about having the show on YouTube is we can reach beyond HBO subscribers. That feels really important to me. I really really appreciate the fact that they do that. I would rather they did it straight after the show the way we’ve always done it, but I’m very grateful they’re willing to still do it at all. Well, it is back on Mondays now, so that’s good.
Now, something must be going on because Oliver, you know, he appeared on The Daily Show last week. Now he went on Colbert that combined with the clips coming out on Mondays again, somebody seeing something. It’s the metrics are down, or they’re noticing John Oliver’s not in the national conversation as much as he could be. Something is motivating a publicity campaign. Really interesting anyway, Oliver was on Colbert Monday Night.
Stephen said, you’re a recent citizen. How do you feel you’re still gonna stick it out? A You’re gonna head back to England? John said, oh no, I’m sticking it out. I’m going down with the Titanic.
I know there might be life rafts available, but I’m tuning up. And they started to play a fake violin. I don’t know how surprised you were about any of this. All of this was pretty much foreseeable. Oliver encourages the recent protest.
He pointed out some twenty seventeen protests that sprung up after Trump signed a Muslim travel band. Oliver said, you can send a message. You don’t have to wait to vote. It’s valuable sending messages. Even if that message is f this crap, It’s sometimes the strongest message to send.
Boy, should I just record tomorrow show? Now? I am bouncing sons of stuff. I don’t want these episodes to be too long. And you know I’ve got some catchup stuff.
Because we talked about SNL for a lot of days. Say what can I tell you about? Quickly? Will Arnett showed up The Comedy Seller last week to do a stand up set, He went on as Alex Novak, who really is Will Arnett? Alex Novak, a newcomer to the comedy scene.
Will worked off notes people believe, possibly a script. During his set, Will Arnett reportedly joked about his recent divorce. Arnett is working on a film with Bradley Cooper directing. The film was called Is This Thing On? The movie, which also stars Sean Hayes and Lord Dern, reportedly features Bradley Cooper in a supporting role with Will Arnett as a comedian navigating divorce and a career change.
So that would make sense why he’s working out such a set. Kevin neil In was on two beers. I wanted to play this yesterday but just didn’t have enough time. He told a story about Norm MacDonald to Burt Kreischer. A good story here, Let’s listen.
Nobody knew he was sick the last nine years, and I would work with him, see him all different ways to be bloated, and then he’d be thin from all the medicine he was taken. People thought he was drunk, but it was the medicine he was taken. In hindsight, I realized that didn’t tell anybody he told our manager, Mark Ervitz, Oh really, and that’s all and his son and me and Donna he told Dana too, and THEFW Downtown Yeah, and the Mason Club, the Mason and Girls, Scott Trip twenty five. The people in Albania knew. And I have not had an opportunity to share with you that roy D Mercer passed away.
Roy D Mercer was longtime Tulsa radio host Brent Douglas. Douglas voiced Roydy Mercer and used him in prank phone calls that used to be a big thing. There were more than twenty comedy albums of roy D Mercer prink calls between nineteen ninety six and twenty thirteen. Brent Douglas voice of roy D Mercer was sixty nine not your comedy news for today. If you enjoy the program, tell a friend about it.
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