Featured: Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, Shane Gillis, David Cross, Louis C.K., Dane Cook, Bill Burr, Norm MacDonald, Colin Quinn, Bo Burnham, John Mulaney, Mitch Hedberg
What’s in This Episode
- Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, and Shane Gillis impromptu Comedy Cellar sets after Knicks game
- Top 25 standups of the 21st century list analysis and ranking debate
- David Cross interview: morning person transformation, chili recipe, celebrity encounters with Charlton Heston and Chipper Jones
- Bill Burr’s brand perception decline and public image issues
Questions Answered in This Episode
Did Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle really perform at Comedy Cellar recently?
According to a user report on the Daily Comedy News Facebook group, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, and Shane Gillis allegedly performed impromptu sets at the Comedy Cellar after attending a Knicks game in mid-June 2026, though Johnny Mac notes this is unverified and the only mention he’s seen of it.
What was Johnny Mac’s ranking of top comedians vs. the list discussed?
Johnny Mac would rank Dave Chappelle #1, Louis C.K. #2, and Dane Cook #3, while the list being discussed had Louis C.K. at #1, Norm MacDonald at #2, and Dave Chappelle at #3.
What does David Cross say about becoming a morning person?
David Cross says he became a morning person about nine years ago when he had his daughter, realizing he couldn’t go out late and then expect his partner to handle childcare while he was hungover the next day.
What is David Cross’s special useless talent?
David Cross can tell the ambient temperature within one degree Fahrenheit with remarkable accuracy.
Which sports star does David Cross mention getting starstruck by?
David Cross mentions hanging out for an hour and a half with Chipper Jones, a former Atlanta Braves player, calling him an absolute legend.
Full Transcript
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Caloroga Shark Media. Hi there, I’m Johnny Mac with your Daily Comedy News. Found this one on the internet. This guy said that the other night after the knixt game, he went by the comedy seller user vodka. Mike three said, well, I must have hit the lottery.
He caught the eleven to thirty comedy seller show. Honestly not even sold out. Place was kind of dead due that in the Knicks game, well, about four comedians in the host calls up Chris Rock the place goes wild in all out of state. Chris said, the place electrified with just his presence. He then proceeded to bomb recovered the last five.
Then Dave Chappelle emerged from the stairwell. Place goes wild, the lights of Smoke, grabs a drink, hits us with just shy of two hours of comedy, just kind of riffing and talking crap. He brings up a drunk but funny Shane Gillis for the last twenty they totally slayd together. Basically, the three were at the next game and just swung in and dropped an impromptu set. I still can’t believe this happened.
That is the only mention I have seen of that, but if that did happen, that’s pretty cool. In the Facebook group, which is Daily Comedy News Podcast Group, Dylan shared a thread some dude who’s not Dylan made a video the top twenty five standups of the two thousands. Now. Luckily Dylan summarized the list for me, so I don’t have to watch the video. I’m going to react before I even look at the list.
I would say here in June of twenty twenty six, off the top of my head on research, just reacting, I’d have to say number one Dave Chappelle, number two Louis C.K. Despite all the controversy, and three Dane Cook, who has become underrated and everybody forgets what Dane Cook did during the aughts. Then there’s another tier with like Mulaney and Gaffigan’s probably in there. But let’s see what this list is and I will react to it cold. Dylan’s recap in the Facebook group Daily Comedy News Podcast Group tells us twenty five Dane cooker right, seems low.
Twenty four Jim Jeffries, I’d have to see who else is on the list before I react. Twenty three Gary Goldman twenty two, Jim Norton twenty one, Rory Skolvell twenty, Jesselnick nineteen, Kat Williams eighteen, Shane seventeen, Tosh sixteen, Bamford fifteen to eight fourteen Mitch Hedberg. If you listen to the show, you know how much I love Mitch. The problem is there’s just not the body of work. Thirteen gaffagain twelve Bo Burnham, that’s crazy talk.
Eleven Doug Stanhope. Love Doug, but that seems too high. I’m gonna have to go back and react. Ten Greg Giraldo nine Patrese O’Neill. As I’ve said before, I never enjoyed the man’s company.
I’m biased. I get that people like he’s funny. Never liked being in a room with that dude. Eight John Mulaney seven Brian Reagan. That seems high.
Six It Tel, Oh yeah, a Tel, yeah, a good call. Five Colin Quinn that is absurd. For Bill Burr, Oh yeah, you know. I’ll be thinking about Bill Burr lately. Boy, he out of everybody who did Riodd, I think Bill Burr totally goofed up his brand.
Like you don’t hear about burn now, and when you do everybody kind of eye rolls him. I really think he screwed up. Three. Chappelle two, Norm MacDonald no number one, Louis C.K. So what did I say?
I said, Chappelle c K and Dane. All right, let me look at this. Let’s go in the other direction. C K. You know you could argue it, but I’ll put Chappelle there.
Norm that’s way too high. Colin Quinn is insanity at five. Brian Reagan is too high at seven. Laney’s probably about right. Greg Giraldo at ten is crazy talk.
Twelve, Bo Burnham is crazy talk. Nate bergatsy at fifteen. You know, if we’re gonna put Nate on the list, are we gonna put Sebastian Manascalco on the list? Because they’re kind of like doing the same thing tour wise, and I don’t think either one of them is particularly groundbreaking anyway, if my memory suits me, I did some version of this list around the end of the year, so you can go back in the feed and look at that. Jenny Mack, are you serving us leftovers today?
No? Why do you ask? Yeah, if you’ve been listening, it’s been slow lately. Here’s some fun facts from David Cross. David Cross fun Facts US Weekly.
David Cross says, I used to be a night owl up until about nine years ago. Now I’m a morning person. My nine year old daughter is happy to explain why. Yes, I in my friend group, I had children a little bit earlier than the others, and you know you have a baby. If you’ve raised children, you understand you need to sleep.
And my friends would be like, why can’t you come out on Friday night? Are you whipped? And I’m like, no, no, no, no, no, you don’t understand. I can go out. What I can’t do is go out and then the next morning be like, oh, sorry, I know you had the baby all night because I went out, and you still have the baby because I’m hungover.
You can’t do that, So I understand David Cross. We also learned that his go to dish that is universally recognized as superior in every way is his chili. His family requested at least once every couple weeks, and he has to make extra for all the neighbors. Interesting, his secret, completely useless talent is that David Cross can tell you the temperature within one degree. Like if we were outside and you said how hot do you think it is?
I’d go, I’m about seventy one degrees, and I’d be right. There are a lot of famous people in my phone list, but the most famous is probably Bill Odenkirk, It says, I assume he’s kidding or the transcription messed up. I would have to guess in my phone it’s Jimmy Fallon would probably be it. Stephen van Zant. Fallon’s more well known than Van’s Ant, right, humble brag.
I’d have to go through every now and then I’ll like, so my business partner’s name is Mark, and I’ll be scrolling down and I’ll type in Mark, and I almost accidentally text Mark Maren things like that. David Cross says, I don’t get starstruck a whole lot, but I do get sports stars struck. I got to hang out with for like an hour and a half and drink with Chipper Jones. That’s the old Breeves player that US Mets fans don’t like. And I was unforgettable, an absolute legend.
We were just chilling and shooting the stuff, and I will never forget it for me. Now this goes back way way. I may have told the story It’s one of my favorite stories tell so I’m gonna tell it again. It’s like seven point thirty in the morning. I’m working at wr Radio.
It’s the early nineties. I’m walking down the hallway on my way to produce the show at eight o’clock and I look up and there’s a man and the man can see the look on my face that I’m like what, And the man sticks out his hand. He goes, Hi, Charlton Heston. I will never forget that moment, just because I was like, oh wait, that’s Tarlton. Doesn’t hi Charlton Heston.
That was my time I met Trelton Heston. I enjoy his movies, enjoy his work, and I enjoyed the one time I met him. I thought you, I’ve been keeping this list of celebrities have met over the years. At some point I’ll read it to you. I did not to flexious to I don’t know filler one day, but not today.
Cross says his celebrity crush growing up was an Aastasia Kinsky that poster have heard with the snake. I mean, come on, what’s left on David Cross’s bucket list? He says, Let’s see I hike the Inca Trail and dove to the blue Hole and Belieze a couple years ago. So I’m gonna say space. Maybe I’ve been struggling with that since I went to Antarctica a year and a half ago.
Like I don’t know what to do now because I’ve I’ve been very, very fortunate. Please understand as I go to this rap, I’m very thankful for all the things I’ve had, and I’m aware that I’ve been able to do something. But I’ve been to Iceland in Alaska and Australia, and like, I don’t know, Maybe I kind of want to go to Japan. Seems to be my new kick. We’ll see.
I also, and I’m not doing a bit. Was thinking about there’s a way you can climb Kilimanjaro, but it’s not like a mountain climb. It’s like the long way up you walk, and like it’s not just like a stroll. You got to put some effort into it and train. But I kind of have that on my list too.
I feel like some fifty six, I feel like I need another big thing, Like I was driving Tantarctica for years and I don’t know I need a thing. If you’re new This isn’t now the show normally goes. I don’t normally do all these sidebars, but you know, it’s a quiet Monday. Leftover is from Variety. Mark Maron talked about his pilot for Mark Maren Project back at nineteen ninety five.
It was a talk show pilot for Comedy Central. That space eventually was taken by The Daily Show. Maren said, at that time, HBO at a piece on Comedy Central and HBO Downtown produced a show that used to do for them short attention span theater. They want to do a talk show pilot because I was sort of there and I want to try. We did a pilot.
I felt like we did two episodes of The Mark Project. My guess was Dave Chappelle on one of them. It must have been a kid. Then what does Maren think about the current talk show format? I assume they’re hinting at Colbert here.
He says, I’m sad that the format can’t live in this world we live in, But I don’t think they’re at fault. I think ultimately, as individuals, you better hold onto that party of brain that can take in long form content, or else you’re just gonna have a complete mind mode with the tech forces that are guiding your brain in life, and you won’t really have much of an identity or method of choice anymore. I don’t feel bad that the business is changing, but I don’t know what you do about it. Maren On was also on Kara Swisher’s podcast, and he got a little political. Maren said, when comics get duped into this idea that because they can’t say tranny or worse words, and somehow or another, that’s the Left infringing on their freedom of speech, it’s so shalt and stupid.
Because they fought for it, they just become part of the party line of dismantling liberal democracy. It was never a freedom of speech issue. It was it never constitutional issue. You could say whatever you want, You’re just gonna have to should in the burden of the consequences. Ultimately, what happened because they were used to dismantle the entire infrastructure of DEI and everything else, and now they don’t have to shoulder anything because now they can say those words with impunity, and the Left is no traction to counter it.
Because we’re living in two separate worlds. Karon said, I hold them responsible for being the front line to usher in Trump’s second era. Send your letters to Mark mare And via Karra Switcher. Taylor Toomlinson has an announcement. Would listen to this.
Hi, guys, I have something really exciting to share with you. I wrote a book. I wrote a whole book. Can you believe it? I can’t.
It’s called Actually never Mind. It comes out September twenty second. It’s a collection of essays about everything I’ve changed my mind about over the years, which is literally everything, marriage, sex, mental health coming out. God, it’s my thoughts and feelings on all of it. I definitely overshared.
Uh, try not to think about that too hard or I’ll panic. I read the audiobook if you’re into that, and yeah, you can pre order it now at the link in my bio, So please go do that. Boy, are you excited? I can’t wait. Actually never Mind will come out September twenty s second of this year, the Taylor Tomlinson book.
Yeah. You know what else I’m really excited about? Listen to this. I had a check to make sure this is real. Here’s the twenty twenty six Emmy ballot for Best Original Music and Lyrics.
I said Best Original music and Lyrics. I didn’t say anything about comedy, did I know? I said best Original Music and Lyrics. One of the people on the ballot for best Original Music and Lyrics is Nicky Glazer. Yeah, it’s Nikki Glaser’s song good Girl from her Hulu Stan Up special.
And boy, we know she likes Taylor Swift, but boy she did a bad tailor Swift impression. Here. I’m going to torture you and make you listen to it. Did you share the show? You didn’t share the show?
Richard? Share the show? Richard? Thank you for sharing the show. I saw you share the show.
Richard hit thirty second skip like four times. Okay, because I don’t want to subject to you to this, but everybody else you didn’t share the show, and I’m gonna punish you. You now have to listen to Nikki Glaser sing good Girl, comment. A little strange man poison my day. It’s not a common it’s garn old look in my age.
They’ll praise you for your youthful clue and tiny aways line. She’s such a natural role, but he was a filter, and they’ll call you a lie. Oh be a. Oh my goodness, we’re gonna play some commercials, souse, I have to go beat my head against a brick wall to give myself brain damage, so I don’t remember that the song even exists. Here’s a shocker.
The guy that hosts Daily Comedy News actually watched some comedy specials the other night between Nick’s games. It was Thursday night, and I was like, oh, yeah, I should probably watch some of these. This was not the order I watched them in, but I put on Josh Johnson’s Symphony on HBO, and I know I’m supposed to like it, and I like Josh Johnson. He comes out and the first couple jokes are great, and he looks great, and the whole thing is great, and then a couple I don’t know, fifteen minutes in, I’m like, not really enjoying this. I’m just kind of bored, so I bailed on it.
That was actually the third special I watched. The second special I watched was Patton Oswalt, And aside from the Star Trek thing, which is not a bit I really feel that way, but generally I like Patton Oswalt’s comedy a lot like that George Lucas bit that I played the other day. That’s a great bit. I love it. Patten’s comedy just really is in my wheelhouse.
But this one, I don’t know. I was sitting there and I’m like, this isn’t registering at all, and I bailed the other thing I didn’t like. It’s one of those specials. This is the new thing that I talked to Pete Holmes about a while back, where we’re just suddenly in the middle of a set. There’s no more like, hey, welcome to the stage.
Patten als, well, hey, hey, how’s everybody in Cleveland doing? Yeah, yeah, and then you go into it. This was one of those new fangled things. We’re just boom pattens on stage mid joke. I don’t like that.
I live on old Man Mountain, my neighbor’s Pete Holmes Apparently the best of the three best with a lowercase B was Tony Hinchcliff on Netflix, which is nothing but empty calories. There’s barely any jokes. The crowd looks like they want to murder him. If you’ve seen this special, there’s this one guy that he’s trying to engage with. The guy looks like he might just suddenly.
I didn’t want to say. The guy does not look like a happy person. Now a couple days later, I’m wondering, is the guy a plant to set up the whole thing? Maybe, because the guy just doesn’t look like he’s having a good time at Tony Hinchcliffe’s show. Tony’s just doing like, okay crowd work, and the crowd work’s not scoring and there’s not too many jokes.
And I’ve got to comment from another comedian that’ll share with you in a minute. So it’s weird. I don’t even know why it exists, I guess other than they really wanted to kill Tony and as part of that package, they were like, yeah, we’ll do a Tony Hinchcliff comedy special, and Tony doesn’t have any material. Is that what’s happening here? The people on Threads are I rate at this special lowercasees And it’s not an hour either.
What should we call it? Show? Hinchcliff recording? This Tony Hinchcliff recording. The people in Threads are I rate that it even exists?
And I get it. That said, of the things I watched, this was the one that kept my attention. And you know, I was playing on my phone, wasn’t studying it, but I enjoyed it. Is it okay that I enjoyed it? Apparently not?
According to comedian Ryan Davis, who posted on social media, Tony Hinchcliff is so important to comedy in America. Twenty years from now, people will swear that our country wasn’t the way it is today and will try to change history. They’re going to try to burn the evidence, but Tony’s recorded sets and sold out arena shows will stand as proof of things that millions of Americans were cheering for the type of bigotry disguised as comedy that had people cheering and clapping instead of laughing. If you need a special to watch today, Brian Simpson Live from the Mothership out on the eight hundred pound Gorilla late Nighter. Looked at the late night ratings.
Now Stephen Colbert is gone and Jimmy Kimmel’s lead in was the New York Knicks twice last week. Wednesday’s postgame broadcast got three point nine to eight million total viewers for Kimmel, making it the show second high rated episode of the season. Friday’s post game two, after that big comeback, drew three point three eight million viewers. The eighteen to forty nine numbers are just shocking for all these things. Friday got eight hundred and forty six thousand in that demo Wednesday seven or fifty one thousand in the demo.
Meanwhile, Jimmy Fallon, who had no basketball, lead and fell back to one point three seven million total viewers, and in the eighteen of forty nine’s one hundred and sixty four thousand adults, which in the scheme of things, is not that much more than this podcast. That’s terrifying. How about Byron Allen? John, is everybody watching Byron Allen? Look, everybody needs to calm down with the Byron Allen.
Byron knows the deal, CBS knows the deal. Nobody thinks anyone’s going to watch this. All anyone is saying is that Byron Allen has figured out a way to buy the time from CBS and sell enough commercials that Byron Allen makes money on it. CBS gets a guaranteed dollar amount they don’t have to stress, and Byron’s making money on it. Whether or not you watch, nobody cares.
Five half hour averaged seven hundred and eighty six thousand total viewers and eighty thousand adults. Eighteen to forty nine. Twelve O five got five hundred twenty thousand viewers and fifty seven thousand adults. Did John, did you just say the number fifty seven thousand? I did, which is why I tripped over it.
Fifty seven thousand. Yikes, that is a small number. But again, as I just said, nobody cares, because let’s think about it. Whatever Jimmy Fallon’s being paid is getting one point three seven million total viewers, and then CBS not spending any money getting paid to air Byron Allen’s thing is getting seven hundred and eighty six thousand total little viewers, which is what about half little more than half. Now Fallon brings other things to the network and it’s the Tonight Show, and you know, I think there’s value to having something like the Tonight Show and a Jimmy Fallon hosting it.
But at some point the accountants are going to look at these things to be like, yes, EBS, isn’t that crazy? That’s twelve thirty five CBS is funny, you should ask. That’s Byron Allen’s other other show that average four hundred and forty thousand total viewers and fifty three thousand adults eighteen to forty nine. That compares to Seth Myers, who has eight hundred and ninety seven thousand total viewers and one hundred and three adults. So again, you can we can have Seth Myers and try really hard, or we cannot try at all and do half the number.
You gotta look at that at some point.
Speaking of Late Night, the folks at Late Nighter stayed up to watch James Co…
He’s hosting whatever that’s called, uh show on After Soccer with James Cordon. I think that’s what it’s called. Yeah, that’s you got it, John. They watched episode one. Late Nighter said for a first effort, the new Cordon effort had good energy and shaggy charm, which is a fair characterization of its host.
The show made its strongest case as a loose live hang. It was laid back enough that the beers consumed by the show’s roundtable during the hour looked more natural than affected. Cordon did no monologue. The show was not joke centric, but some jokes seeped in. Cordon played a clip from the opening game that showed the Mexican goalkeeper caressing and kissing a soccer ball Cordon joke to my wife.
Hasn’t helped me like that in twelve years. FIFA World Cup on Fox After Hours with James Cordon. That’s the title, not what I said. What did I say? It was a show on after Soccer with James Corden, which might actually be a better title.
Well, I have to look back at this Friday night. The guest was Sebastian Maniscalco after the Team USA game. Do you think Sebastian came on and made a stupid face? Of course he did. And that’s your comedy news for today.
You know, for having nothing, this was pretty good and way longer than it had any business being anyway. So you’re gonna share the show or I’m gonna keep playing Nikki Glaser singing. You don’t want that, right, Okay, you understand we’re at the point where I’m threatening you. Now you’re gonna share the show, Richard, You’re excused. U saw you did it?
Thank you? Richard? Everybody else share the show or I’m gonna play Nikki Glaser singing. Don’t think I won’t. You know I played the Joe Koi bit for like three years, right, you know I will play Nikki Glaser singing, So share the show or else you’ve been warned follow the show, Spotify turn comments on.
I know, chun, you turned the comments on. You guys are gonna turn notifications on so you never miss a show. That’s what you’re doing there on Spotify. All right, see you tomorrow. As you know, we came on after a football doubleheader.
The big difference between the Golden Globes and the NFL. On the Golden Globes, we have fewer camera shots of Taylor Swift. I swear it was just where to go to here