The bit about Nikki Glaser’s nighttime routines goes sideways

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hello, I’m Chohnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Kevin James was the Yankees game. He was blown away by something and he had to go on social media to tell you about it. He was impressed by the Yankees chicken tender bucket drink formerly known as the grub Tub.

Daily Comedy News is told that it’s a convenient way for fans to watch baseball without being too worried about their food and drinks. Now, if you’re wondering what this thing is, it’s a combo of crispy chicken fingers, salty fries, and a large drink. But each piece in the meal is stacked on top of each other. The drink comes in a souvenir cup. That’s the base that supports the bowl of food on top.

The straw pops out of the center, so you always have access to your drink while you’re eating the chicken fingers. I’m not sure if this is still true, but at least a few years ago, the chicken and fries could be swapped out for a different option, such as nachos or chili fries. At sea, this thing was costing twenty dollars a few years ago. Who knows what it even costs now the Yankees if forced out. They used to call it the grub tub.

Now it’s called the chicken tender bucket, drink lame. Kevin James said, I don’t know if the Mets are doing this, but congratulations to the Yankees today. You win. It is unclear why Kevin James was at Yankee Stadium, perhaps for the Subway series, because he said, say what you want about my movies, my career might weight have fun. Three things are undeniable, my faith, my family, and my loyalty to the Mets.

John Lovett tells people that even though he knew David Spade for decades, it wasn’t until recently that they became close friends. LOVETTZ was at the fiftieth anniversary Saturday Night Live panel in celebration of the Groundlings Improv Theater on June twenty eighth. There’s a sentence love Ittt said, I got Saturday Night Live in eighty five and then eighty six that kept Nora done, Dennis Miller, and myself. That’s when Dana Corvey came in, Phil Hartman, Kevin Neeland, Janet Hooks, and Victoria Jackson. I’ve never heard Chan Hooks referred to as Janet Hooks.

Interesting. So I was at the show with Dana for four years years and we became like brothers. He’s one of my best friends. Lovett said. He also considered Hartman his best friend.

I went to David Spade saying, well, maybe we could become friends because we’re both missing our other half, our best friends. Spade goes, yeah, because I think it was hard for me. It took a while, and then one day I played golf. We’re playing golf, and I could just tell one day. I don’t know what happened.

I just knew in his mind that okay. Love It shared some advice he got from Charles Grodin about performing on SNL. He goes, you can’t be timid on the show because the characters you got to really commit, and he added, Lorne Michael says, when you’re out there, take charge. That sets up a certain mentality. I knew what he meant, because otherwise you’re kind of waiting, You’re looking for somebody to tell you, okay, take the lead.

He goes, No, when you’re on the show, you’re in charge. Take charge of the sketch, take charge of the character. You know what I mean. It’s a certain mentality that’s very helpful. Kathleen Madigan says, lately, I’ve been talking a lot about aging parents.

I said up my friend Robert, I don’t think my parents had a plan for old age, and he goes, oh, no, they had a plan. The plan is us. Kathleen Maddigan talked about taking the keys away from her parents. I followed my parents home from a casino. They hadn’t drank it all all and I don’t know how they didn’t get pulled over eighteen times.

He looked, hammered. That car was jumping medians and that’s just their normal driving. As for becoming a comedian, Kathleen said, I’m just not a moarning person. My friend and I accidentally went to an open mic night as a goof off thing because we were bartending to make extra money. Me and him did it for fun.

Then I just kept doing it. I never had a big thing like a sitcom like Ray Romano, Rozann or Brett Butler. Oh remember Brent Butler. Wow, I haven’t heard that name in a while. Sitcoms were all the rage for people that age but by the time they got to me, they were kind of over giving a stand up a sitcom for people my age, that wasn’t a thing.

It was like a slow train, little train that could just going and going. And the only reason that you got there is because you don’t have to worry about your rent. She liked working with the streamers. It was fun to work with Netflix. Same goes for Amazon.

They don’t really edit you. I showed them what I was gonna do, set them a tape from a theater, like this is what I’m playing, and they were like, yeah, that’s cool. Send it to us when you’re done and we’ll post it. Back in the day, if you had HBO on showtime, you had Again on the phone with lawyers, she talked about hosting a radio show for a serious XM on Blue Collar Company. I know a lot about that.

I was in the room. She’s now doing her podcast, Madigan’s Pobcast and says it’s been a lot of fun. I thought it would be a chore, that it would be grudge doing every week. I was going to stop after COVID, but I still wanted to do it. A lot of young people like podcasts.

They didn’t even know I was a comedian. They found me through the podcast and it’s like, oh, wow, you do this other thing for a living. I’m like, yeah, yes, you’re so young. I won’t be offended that I’ve been doing this for one hundred and fifty years. Comedian Kel Fire has left some fans stunned after bluntly recruiting someone to have some nudge nudge with her.

After she finished her show on stage, Kel said on the microphone, does anybody just want to like go home with me tonight? I’m serious. One man mustered up the courage and said, are you serious? Kel said, yeah, you want to come home with me tonight? Come on?

The audience clapped. The young man said, let’s go. Kel said, I’m gonna go home and make myself feel better. Oh but wait. Kel is also an OnlyFans creator, and it seems the whole thing was pre planned.

In a video, she wrote, thank god he was a professional. It could have turned out very differently. Airmail News asked Nikki Glaser about her bedroom preparations. Is it a holiday weekend? John?

No? Why do you ask? Nicki said? After shows, I don’t like to go right home. I like to stay at a venue and hang with my friends and eat dinner.

YouTube been readed on my nighttime social media sites. I don’t really check them throughout the day because I like to save them as a treat that almost incentivizes going to bed. NICKI, Are you particular about your sleep conditions? Nicki says people complain about sleep, I don’t want to hear it unless you’re doing the things that I do, which just keep your room at sixty five degrees and make sure you have a really nice comforter that keeps you warm. I also use an eyemask.

You need darkness to fall asleep. I also use an app called White Noise, and I use the Airplane travel mode. It literally sounds like you’re on a plane. Boy, that’s pretty involved. Just close your eyes.

How long does it take you to fall asleep while you have a face mask on and you’re listening to White Noise? Ten to forty minutes, depending on what’s going on. If I’m still kind of conscious and not really ready to go back to bed and I’m just kind of drifting, I will listen to ASMR videos of a soft spoken woman talk gently about something that I kind of care about right now, trying to learn about football. So I’m watching this YouTuber named no Frills. Follow up question was, what’s your most bizarre nighttime habit?

Oh? I think we already know, but Nicky said, when I’m going through a rough time, I tend to wake up the middle of the night and eat an entire meal. I’ve had eating disorder issues in my life. Oh good, a serious answer. To make John sound like an a hole for that setup he just did, I’m not editing it out.

Then in the morning, I have to look at what I’ve done and I’m so ashamed. That’s usually when I have to double up my therapy. Boy, this just got awkward. Come on, we were having fun. NICKI.

What’s the best night sleep you’ve ever had? Nicky said, I don’t think I can answer that, because, honestly, wherever I get really good sleep, I feel guilty. Our society thinks of sleep as laziness. Usually a good sleep means I’ve slept into the early afternoon, and living in a capitalist society, that is just inexcusable. It makes you have the sense of guilt the rest of the day that you didn’t get enough done.

That’s the unfortunate part about living in America. Boy, that got awkward. I was gonna wrap up there. Now I have to do one more story, Nikki. The Larchmont Buzz was at the Hollywood Fringe Festival over four hundred shows.

Wow, they went to go see Charlie Day in rock Bottom. It’s not Charlie Day from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. This is Charlie Day from Never Sunny in England. This one man tragic comedy follows Nick Bottom as he attempts to save her production of Pyramis and Fizby after discovering that his crew and co stars of a band on the show and him with it. Boy, my mouth just got dry and need some of this iced coffee.

Buy me a coffee. Dot com slash Daily Comedy News, John, did you record like four podcasts in a row because you wanted the holiday week and off? Why? Yes? What starts as a laugh out loud showcase of clowning and days impressive of comedy chops slowly devolves into a much more grounded and poetic meditation on bottoms, profound isolation and deep despondents.

Well that didn’t help either. I’m trying to get out on a light note. All right, I’m pulling up this story from Monday. This was supposed to be the third story on Monday’s podcast, but we can’t end on two straight downers. Triumph, the insult comic Dog, was on the podcast The Daily Show’s Ears Edition.

Matt O’Brien was hosting, and they were joking about when Conan took over the Tonight show in Los Angeles. Matt O’Brien said, I had moved to LA to get away from working with Triumph. Triumph said, so did Conan. He took his entire crew to the Left coast because Triumph is a New Yorker that paid off. I called Leno and I said, if this guy Triumph then did a Leno impression that I don’t have.

John, you don’t even have a Triumph impression in his Lenno impression. He said, right away, sir, right away. I had a lot of pull back in the aughts. Boy, trying to do Triumph after you’ve recorded four podcasts and your throat is already shot, forget it all right? What a mess scene tomorrow

The King of Comedy: An Interview with Alex Bennett

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hello, I’m Jenny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. This summer on Saturdays, I’ve been doing some interviews. Today’s guest is Alex Bennett, radio personality known for his mix of left wing politics and humor. So why are you talking to this political guy?

John Well? Back in the eighties, Alex was a jock in San Francisco, where the press dubbed him the King of Comedy for his influence on the local comedy scene. So you’ll hear us talk about people like Bob gat Goldthwaite and Patton Oswalt and Robin Williams. Will also talk about some things like Dave Chappelle and current comedy. Alex and I work together, oh like twenty and four to twenty thirteen, something like that, and we would have very friendly political discussions in the hallway every day.

We rarely agreed on anything, but it wasn’t the current name calling style of political disagreement. It was always like I feel this way, you’re crazy. You feel that way, you’re crazy. So as part of this interview, towards the end, we lightly talk about politics. I did edit back that part of the conversation one because we had had it before the debate, and the pieces on the board have changed since the debate.

And two, I don’t want to lose half the audience with you going. I can’t believe you don’t support candidate X. I hate your show now, John that I listen to for four years, and you’re stupid. And we’ll share with you whatever you come away thinking my politics are at the end, you’re probably wrong. You will hear us disagree on many things.

There’s a section about old jokes that kind of caught me off guard. Alex also had some hot takes about folks like Kevin Spacey that I didn’t even know how to feel. You’ll hear that awkwardness. And along the way, Alex said some swear words. I thought about taking them out.

It would have just made for choppy edits so Titan, your Belta notch today. I think there’s two or three. One of them is the capital M, capital F one, so be prepared for that one. And if you normally listen to Daily Comedy News with your kids in the car, don’t. Here’s Alex Bennett.

Let me just jump in here again to remind you we recorded this section before the debate. Back to the interview. So in my own career I went through these weird phases. I did news talk for the first ten years, and then when I started doing comedy at Serius XM, everybody hit me with, well, what do you know about comedy or a news talk guy. Then ten years later, when I got into podcasting and I went back doing news talk, everybody said, but you’re a comedy guy.

So Alex, the Alex Bennett I know is a host on the left leaning channel on series XM, and we used to talk politics a lot during the days.

And then I’m talking to Mike Chisholm from The Letterman podcast who randomly…

So this morning I’m prepping even though I know you. But now after doing the prep, I’m like, maybe I don’t really know Alex Bennett. Because I mean this lovingly. I when I see the King of Comedy, I’m like, oh, I missed the boat on a big chunk of this man’s career. Let me dive in here.

So I invite you on today not to do our usual political friendly banter, but to talk comedy. So how did you become the king of comedy? That is not a light term. That is not a light term. And I don’t know that I ever particularly use the term myself, okay, but when I was in San Francisco, I started the thing where I, you know, everything I ever did in this business is just it’s organic.

I don’t sit down and say I’m going to do a show with comedians. Okay, the show with comedians kind of happened in that one thing led to another, and before I knew it, I was up to my ass in comics.


And then of course the newspaper started referring to me as the king of comedy.

You know, when I was here in New York years ago and I did left wing politics and I did music, musicians and what we call left wing politics, the Abby Hoffmans and so on, the press referred to me as the youth guru. So you always get this kind of handle. And the one thing about radio that was great in those days is you could move to a completely different market and redefine yourself. And I always enjoyed comedy, and I met up with a comic who came on the show, and he was very funny, and I thought, this is very nice. And after the show, I said, you have any other friends who might want to do the show?

No comedians were doing radio shows at that time, and he so he said, yeah, I got this other friend, Bobby Slayton.


And then Bobby Slayton, I said, I got this other friend, Jeremy Kramer, and J…

Before I knew it, I was up to my ass in comics. I was doing live comedy concerts and things like that. It became a literal business for me. Now, what was your show back in the day? Were you spinning records?

Were you mostly talking? Were you doing issues on the days? You didn’t have comedians In my career except for the very early part of my career, I never spun records. I always resented the idea of using somebody else’s talent to make my show work. Okay, So I was very much the undisc jockey.

I mean I came out of being a disc jockey. I’m not denying that, but I got tired of that. I thought that that was very limited in my opinion, and wasn’t the kind of radio I wanted to do, you know, so I didn’t really ever play record. I played records occasionally, you know, to fill time I had to go to the bathroom. Now, and how early on were you going jockless?

You know? I think back to the New York market. Maybe other than wor there weren’t there weren’t really long form talk shows other than evening sports talk. But the modern talk era to me is more very late eighties, early nineties. But you were ahead of that.

I was doing talk in Houston, Texas. Thank god. I have to remember the years now, it goes I go crazy trying to remember the years for that. The nineteen sixties maybe late six sixties. Yeah, I was doing a talk show in Houston, Texas as Alexander Bennett, the man you love to hate.

I didn’t create that, by the way, that was given to me by the radio station. That gets back to you know, in later days, everybody hates Howard Stern, so they listened to him three hours a day. Yeah, exactly when you started having the comedians on. There’s this weird thing with the comics. I guess when they’re not really well known, they look up to the DJs.

And then they at some point they pass radio, and radio is not cool anymore, even at serious My listeners know I will name check. I won’t do it today. But a particular comedian who’s pretty famous now, who came up a lot in two thousand and three, two thousand and four and then forgot our phone number, how did they react to you back in the day. Pretty good, actually, And even to this day some of them will still remember me and mention that I had a part in their career. Then there are others who who I had very much a big part of their career and like to deny it, you know, because I made it on my own.

I didn’t need Alex Bennett blah blah blah blah blah. You know, well, yes you did at that time, and you used me till the cows came home. You know. Yeah, it’s not taking credit for someone’s work. They’re clearly talented, but you giving somebody exposure helps accelerate someone’s career, and let’s just be real about it.

Well, I don’t want to see. Here’s the thing. It’s kind of like, and I don’t want to deny people deny that I had anything to do with their career. Yet on the other hand, I don’t want them to have to say, oh, hey, Alex Bennett helped me. You know, Alex Bennett made my career.

I don’t want that either. I just want them not to resent me because I helped them at one time. You know, I was telling the story today. This is interesting. If there are a few comics I could probably say I had something to do with their career.

Others who say I had something to do with their careers that I go, well, you know, it was more you than me. Okay. But one guy who I absolutely made in San Francisco made him into a big star, was Bob Goldthway. And Bob Goldthwaite came to us from Boston, where he done okay, he came to San Francisco and he came on my show, and the one thing he noticed about me that nobody else was who did morning shows. He was expecting that I was going to at some point say during the interview, well, Bob, come on, what do you really like And I never did that.

What I did is I love being the straight man, and I played to the character and he loved that and because of it, because of the combination of me knowing how to use him and him appreciating what I was doing for him. He became a just I mean, I can’t tell you what kind of a star he became. In San Francisco. I would hold concerts with Bob Goldthwaye on the bill, and they sold out in fifteen minutes, okay, and these were sometimes thousand sedars. So you know, I made this guy a star in San Francisco.

And then people called him to come to LA and be in the movies, and he did the Police Academy films and some other films and whatever. He comes back to San Francisco to do a special on HBO for one of the one night stands I think it was, and I figured I’ll go backstage to say, oh to Bob. I haven’t seen him in a while. It’s been in LA and whatever. I want to see how he is.

And I go in to see him and it’s, Oh, Alex, how are you arms around me? Jim, I’m so happy to see you doing so well. Bob. Oh, thank you so much. And I really, you know, appreciate our relationship.

It was just huggy, kissy, wonderful, all of that. Right now, I go out in the audience ready to see his act, and this is being taped, of course, for HBO, and the first ten minutes of his act was putting me down no way, Yes by name or as character by name. Oh tell me more about that. No. I mean, I can’t even remember what he said.

But it was one thing after another. Alex Bannon, Hey, what this? And he no talent, son of a bitch, blah blah blah, you know, and I’m going, wait a minute, that wasn’t wasn’t the guy I was talking to fifteen minutes ago, was it? You know? And after that time, I just you know, I just wrote them off, you know.

And I never did anything to Bob except wish the best for him and try to set the table for his career, you know. And he he just say, you know, so I think there’s a sense of some comics will deny you. Okay, I’ll tell you a guy. It was a good guy, Patton Oswalt. He was doing a special in San Francisco for HBO, doing it at the Great American Music Hall, where we did a lot of our gigs.

And he said to me, so I get a call and it’s Patton. He said, Alex, I just wanted to call and say hello, and I said, well, it’s very nice for me to do that, Paton, He says, no, I wanted to tell you to night. I’m just playing the great American music call. I’m doing it special for HBO, and I have to thank you for my career. And I went, hey, you know, and I said what I always say when the comedian would say something like that, I didn’t do it.

You did it. You were great, you were terrific, you know. But it was a nice thing for him to do. He didn’t have to do that, you know. He went out of his way to call me.

That’s super classy. So some guys are really nice and appreciate what you did for him, and nobody should appreciate what I did for him. Hell, they did for me too. I had a top morning radio show in San Francisco and they were part of the reason why, and so I have to thank them too. We used each other.

I find it a weird move to go after you were any jock because in radio back in those days, even if you were an all time ratings guru, maybe twelve percent of the town is listening to you and another twenty percent. I’ve heard of you. So if you go up and you start talking about the morning Man, half the audience might not know who you’re even talking about. Well, in San Francisco, they they probably knew pretty well. If they were going to a comedy show and they were interest in comedy, they probably listened to my show.

Good point, So you know that’s why that played. But you know, so some comedians are really appreciative and others aren’t. I don’t care if they aren’t appreciative. But no, don’t go on television for fifteen minutes or ten minutes of your comedy act that they’re taping and put me down. You know, I don’t deserve that.

And at this point, he’s still doing the character. No, he’s not doing that anymore. No, not anymore. But when he ripped o oh yeah, it was still doing the characters. Yeah.

Yeah, he almost seems like a different personnel. It does make me laugh that he titled one of his albums, you don’t look the same either. I thought that was very funny. But he’s done over his act. I do enjoy his modern comedy.

Well. I The thing that I found about Bob is that sometimes you create a character that America loves in his case in San Francisco. That character is a very lovable character, a person who was totally afraid of everything and screamed and you know, it was whatever, and it was a great hack. But at a certain point, people like that suddenly one day wake up and go, oh, I want to marry you. To know what the real Bob Goldthwait is Like, Well, they aren’t buying the Bob Goldwaight that you know eats dinner every night with his family.

They’re going there to see Bob Goldthwait the comedian, And sometimes they start resenting the character they’re playing. And it’s sad when that happens, because some of them create great characters. You know. One guy always persisted beautifully was Emo Phillips. Sure, And I got to tell you Emo had a character.

If anybody had a character, Emo had a character. Okay. And I would sometimes sit down either backstage or at a party or whatever with Emo and have a really strong political discussion, kind of like you and I used to have. And he was a right winger, rabid right winger, and so we would go back and forth and discussing it and very intelligent guy. And I really like Demo a lot, even though we didn’t agree politically, but he had you know, he had a character.

He always lived with that character. He didn’t care if anybody want to know who the real Emo Phillips was, you know. But backstage did he drop it and speaking in more normally he dropped it completely? Yeah, dropped it completely. Now another guy.

People always ask me about Gilbert. Yes, I was gonna bring Gilbert up. Yeah, Gilbert had a character, no question about it. Was Gilbert that way when he wasn’t on stage, Well, he sounded like Gilbert, but he was quieter. He’s much more demure.

I mean every year we would both go to the same party, Christmas party together, and we hate parties, so we both went off into a corner and would talk for hours, you know. And yeah, there was a Gilbert voice, but it wasn’t the Gilbert persona. You know what I’m saying. That’s a different between the persona and how you still sound like yourself when you’re off the off the stage, but the demeanor is not the same. Yeah, you’d be hey, Gilbert, let’s go back to Studio three.

Oh okay, And that’s said. You wouldn’t get the the afflac Duck parking back at you exactly exactly more with that look’s been ittt after this. What made San Francisco such a great comedy scene it still is. There are certain cities, you know, New York, Boston, Philly, Austin in there. Now I can go back and forth in la but San Francisco definitely had a scene, still has a scene.

The Great Sketch Fest. What is it about the uh? You know, I’d like to say that at least that comedy scene during that period of time, which was the nineteen seventies, was part of the way it was because as a me I mean, I had a radio show and we promoted comedy, and comedians came on and established their characters on the you know, these guys were these guys were fool proof when they went to do a gig somewhere because people had already accepted their voice as it was. You know, because what a comedian has to do when they first go on stage is establish who they are to the audience. And you got to do that as quickly as possible.

You should be able to do it in the first five minutes, so that if nobody has ever seen a Gilbert Godfreed in the first couple of minutes. He’s got to establish this character and bring you into his world. Well, if you did my radio show, you didn’t have to do that because everybody had already been brought into your war and they were there because they probably heard about it on my show that you were playing somewhere and they went to see you. So you didn’t have to do that salesmanship. I mean, I could go on stage and I could get big laughs on stage, but I’m not comedian.

I was an MC of these shows, and yet I got laughs just simply because it was all based upon they listened to me on the radio and I said something that I had to do with the radio show or whatever, you know, So it may made comedians’ jobs a lot easier. Yeah, and you can. You can kind of cruise on attitude and timing for three four five minutes in front of one audience once. I’ve been talking with several guests recently about things that sound like comedy but maybe there’s no actual joke there. You can kind of get into that rhythm.

Yeah, well, I’ll I’ll give you an example of something I said. You have to establish yourself in the first couple of minutes. Here, on stage, bring people into that world of yours, that kind of skewed world that you have, and then they laugh along with you at these things. The best comedian I’ve ever known for bringing people into them as a guy by named Larry Bubbles Brown. I don’t know if you know who Larry Bubbles Brown.

Tell Larry Bubbles Brown for my money. Is one of the most professional comedians alive. Okay, And Larry plays this dead pan on stage okay, and the first words out of his mouth are, yesterday, somebody tried to steal my identity. Now they’ve got no life. That sets it all up for the next ten minutes.

It doesn’t matter. He’s established that character with that one joke. I was reading an article I think it was yesterday with Jerry saying that he’ll set up like you know, I’m having an argument with my wife and he said the audience knows it’s not true, but they’re willing to go for the ride. They’re willing to go for the bit. Oh yeah, absolutely.

Listen. Henny Youngman was saying take my wife please, long after she was dead, you know, so I mean, but still it. You know, it’s important that you establish yourself when you first go on stage. You know, I’m bringing people into that world of yours, that craziness that you inhabit. But as a comedy snob, I sometimes struggle with I’ll be watching a set and I understand that, you know, the basic compared to graphing out a sentence when you’re in grammar school, the basic, here’s a premise.

Let me exaggerate it for effect. Let me tell something that happened very colorfully. Let me say something that probably didn’t happen at all, but it’s funny, and later do the callback. I get that, But sometimes I’ll watch a set and I just don’t believe a single word coming out of the artist’s mouth that I’m like, that never happened. This is just a made up story for laughs, And I struggle connecting with it that they haven’t sold it to me.

Whereas Jerry’s admitting to the tricks of the magician, and I go, yeah, all right, I can imagine having Maybe it’s maybe I’m profiling back to myself. I can imagine having a fight with my wife. Maybe that’s what the connection is. Could also be no comedy too, Well, well, that’s true, I was that can spoil it for you. I have one of my best friends over the years has been Bobby Slayton.

Well, why you think is inexorably the one of the greatest stand ups alive? Okay, And he doesn’t even do his act anymore because he feels he’s been, you know, shut out of the business by people being too socially what’s the word I’m looking for, socially? Right? Correct? Okay, because his act isn’t that way puts down everybody, Chinese, black people.

He’s a black guy in the audience, you know, he’s kind of like Rickles in that in that fashion, and Bobby is just an incredible comic, and he finds he can’t work anymore because his act has problems that people are just to to, Oh, that’s not correct. You shouldn’t say that about women. You know, can’t do the wife jokes anymore, even though his wife’s dead by the way, but he can’t do the wife jokes, so he’s got to the girlfriend jokes. He can’t do them anymore. Most he said, most of my acts being got it.

But who are the people that are offended? I talked about this on the show the other day. Every day there’s an article some comedian I just saw Julie Louis Dreyfuss reacting to it. You can’t say anything anymore. But who are these people who’s actually canceled?

Like, who’s telling Bobby he can’t do that act when he goes to a college and they start booing him for a joke. You know, there are a lot of comedians now who just will not play colleges any longer. Yeah, I know, Jerry’s one of them. Can you imagine like that they’re too politically correct? Yeah, a college student being more uptight than a sixty seven year old comedian, Like what is happening?

That’s absolutely correct, you know. And the fact is that I hate it when I see that Bobby decided to quit the business. He just you know, it’s that and salaries they’re paying too. You know, they’re trying to get away as cheaply as possible. Hey, Slate, you want four thousand a week, I can go get Bobby asshole to to work for a third of that.

You know, So why should I hire you? Because you’re a draw? You’re not a draw in this theater? Blah blah blah blah blah. You know, I mean, it’s just it’s very hard for for especially older comedians today to work.

You know, I mean, I have my I mentioned Larry Bubbles Brown. He may not know, but he He’s worked more consistently with people than I’ve ever known because he’s the perfect opening act. And so he always opens for Dana Carvey. And there’s this Spanish guy that he opens up for. I can’t remember his name now, Sparsa Philippias Sparsa, Philippia Sparsa.

Anytime he’s in the Bay Area, he has bubbles open for him. Heah bubbles open for him at the Netflix Festival, you know, because he’s a great opening act, because he does one of his main things is he doesn’t spoil the room. There can be who spoil the room. You put a Bob Goldthwaite on, Nobody wants to follow him. Why not because he’s great, Because he’s loud, and loud comedians are hard to follow.

So you want an opening act that doesn’t spoil the room. And he doesn’t spoil the room. I was looking at your resume and I had no idea. I found this poster HBO comedy Half Hours hosted by Alex Bennett nineteen ninety five. Fillmore Poster fifty Bucks, by the way, But listen to this lineup.

I mean you were there, Bob, Jonathan Katz, Mark Maren, Judy Gold, Dana Gould, Jeanine Garoffalo, Carlos Mencia. I mean, that’s some lineup. If I had to rank them, Jonathan Katz is the seventh greatest comedian on that list. That’s some show. Yeah, that was, But that was an HBO one Night stant or half what were they half hour comedy half hour comedy hour?

Yeah, that was for the This was an HBO show that they were taping in San Francisco. And all I did at that point I if you listen to the old One Night one night Stands the first season, I’m the announcer on the first season. But I all I did, really was I hustled the crowd into the into the show, and then I opened up the show by being the warm up guy. But I did those were not my shows. The posters pretty awesome, though, it is I know you.

Also, it says here you’re the host of Public Television’s comedy Tonight. I’m k q ed I again, you’re somebody I talked to every day for ten years. I had no idea six five seasons, and then I was replaced as a host by Whoopy Goldberg. I can argue that either way. Right says it says tonight the part of Alex Vanner will be played by Whoopy Goldberg.

At least it’s somebody we’ve heard of. H No. I was the host of that show for I think it was five years. What was that show? Like?

What happened on it? It was a half hour show, three comics per show came out of what was I think it’s now called Wolfgangs, or maybe it was called Wolfgangs. I can’t remember now, But anyway, we did. We did the shows out of there, and we would go in once a year, spend a couple of nights and do all these shows. And you know, and I got residuals for another twenty years.

Oh that’s nice. Fifty cents or five thousand dollars going to ask, Well, No, I got paid one hundred and fifty dollars a show.


And then you know, when they put the shows back on and ran the various places…

Bill Maher is a still run his HBO one night Stand on the Max and every time they keep doing that, every year I get another check each year. It’s for less and less money, but I figure over the years I’ve made maybe three four thousand dollars from Bill Maher. Thanks Bill, Thanks Bill, just for doing the opening. But by the way, that’s a that’s a great story that she’s doing the one night stand, okay, or yeah, HBO’s one night Stand. So I do the warm up, right, and every night I get a little better, I get a little funnier, get you know, I get a little I build a little act.

By the fifth night of doing these shows, I’m pretty damn good. Okay, but I’m not a stand up but I never will be, and I don’t ever expect to compete in that arena. But anyway, so we’re doing the show that night, with among other things, Bill Maher doing his show. So I do the warm up, you know, and a part of it is I’ll say, like, how many here, like I don’t know, I don’t know who the president was at the time, and some of them will boo and cheer and so. But what you’re trying to do is, among other things, you’re trying to get a reaction from the audience that they can have some sound to use if they have to fill in the show, like laughing or applauding or whatever.

I get the people to applaud all it. So anyway, so before I go on, I’m called into Bill Maher’s dressing room and he looks at me. He says, you’re Alex Bennett. I said, yes, you’re the warm up guy on the show. I said, I’m not really the warm up guy.

I’m kind of, you know, just going out and getting people warmed up. And so he says, do you do any political And I said, well, you know, I use a few political things to get people to applaud and to cheer and get a reaction. You know, how many people here like so and so? And I can’t. I can’t remember it was president at the time, and who the the opposition was, you know.

But and he says, so you do comment, you do do political. I said, well, that’s not really political. I’m just you know. He said, well I do political, so stop doing it. And I looked at him and I said, I happen to know you’re making twenty thousand dollars for this show tonight.

Follow me motherfucker. That’s fantastic. Yeah, political comedy has kind of become a lightning rod. Now, if I’m thinking back, depending on the president, some president’s made for better comedy. Everybody had a generic Nixon, Everybody did the Ronald Reagan, Whyale, you know, maybe not so much Bush.

Other than somebody doing Dana Carvey’s. Nobody really nailed Obama. But I feel like these days, other than the late night guys piling on Trump, I feel like there’s a fear to really go political at all. You just immediately lose half the audience. Whereas back in the day, you could make a Bill Clinton joke.

Yeah you could, and people would laugh at it because you’re making fun of the of the character Bill Clinton, not the personal problems that Bill Clinton might have. You know, I think that people are too sensitive. Yeah, you’re going to lose half the audience if you tell them where you are politically. These days, I think that goes for any place. You know, the trouble I have and I you know, I enjoy all the bashing of Trump.

I have no compunctions about that, but I wonder if it isn’t cheap because he’s really easy to get a laugh from. You know, yes, it’s a really it’s it’s almost like, why don’t you use the F word? Why shouldn’t you use the F word? Hear? I?

Well, I always hated comedians who would use well we can say it here, who used fuck as a punchline. You know, they’d be telling him and fuck and that’s the point, and everybody would laugh, and I go, that’s not comedy. You don’t use that as a punchline. And the same thing is true with Trump. Very easy, it’s very easy to do that, you know.

And I don’t know if I had a comedy act somewhere, if I would go after Trump, because I consider it maybe cheap. But conversely, I personally like a good old fashioned Joe Biden is so old joke, and the joke’s not really about Biden despite his age. It’s really a so and so is so old punchline. Here. I love those.

Well, I am eighty four years old, and I get a bit upset by them because again, they’re kind of a cheap shot. You know. It’s always about oh yeah, blah blah blah. I’ll expend it meta musil you know, uh, I you know, at eighty four, I don’t know if I find ages funny. You know, we got enough problems being old, but people laugh at us.

So see, I don’t know. I want to keep the courage of my own convictions here. And you and I have a twenty year relationship of respectful discussions. And so where you’re you were always wrong, I was always wrong. I admitted that to you in the pre dape.

I like a good solid you know. Joe Biden was at the D Day ceremony. It was the first time he had been there since serving as a colonel in nineteen forty five. Like, it’s a silly joke and at the risk of offending you, Hey, Alex Bennett was talking about D Day. It must have been really great for him to see his old friends.

Like, it’s just to me, that’s just a joke, joke. Well, to you, it’s a joke, joke. To somebody that age, it’s not as much of a joke. It’s kind of like saying, oh, that joke about a black person is just a joke. Joke, you know, but if you’re black, it may not be a joke.

So then what can we joke about? Well, you can joke about anything. And I have the right to be offended by it if I want to, But I don’t have the right to stop you from offending me. That makes sense, It makes total sense. Yeah, I have the right to be offended, you know, And as I got older, I have I can hear you when I give it.

I’ll tell you a story. I was doing comedy tonight in San Francisco, and what I would have to do is I would have to go into Channel nine in San Francisco, which was the PBS station, and record some voiceovers for stuff we had missed or for the shows that we were doing or whatever. But I do the voiceovers. So I’m sitting over there waiting in the lobby to get going on this thing, and the woman who is the receptionist there says, by the way, mister so and so over at over Easy would like to see you now. Over Easy was the show they did with you downs.

It was about age and about aging, okay, And so I said, okay, I’ve got a couple of minutes. I’ll go over there. And I went over there and I introduced myself. He said, Hi, you know, he says, I’ve listened to your show in the morning along, he said, and you make jokes about old people, he said. Now, I’m not here to tell you to stop, he said, but the fact is, it’s hard enough being old.

Because this guy was the expert on aging and agism. He says, difficult enough getting old without having somebody make fun of you. And he said, you really should stop doing that. And I thought about it, and I said, you know, he’s right, and I never did another. So he’s so old joke ever again, because he felt that it’s hard enough getting being old, but it gets really hard when people are giving it making a joke about it.

You know. Now, I appreciate that. I think one of the things, especially as we age, is you learn that life’s a journey and all you can try and do is be a better person than you were the day before. And along the way, some mistakes were made. I’ve been open with this audience back.

I try. I try. I try to be the worst person I can be every day. I figure I didn’t do it well enough when I was younger. I want to get it down when I’m older.

You know, a great thing about being old is that you can tell just yell at people, get out of my way, get off of my lawn, you know, and they fully expect it, so what are you doing? You know? I remember back at Serious it was pretty early in my run. We had something on the air and one day one of my friends from out Q, which was the LGBTQ Plus station, came by in a very friendly way and said, what the hell’s your problem? And I was like, what are you talking about?

And he pointed out the thing that we had on the air that was offensive. That here, twenty years later, I’m embarrassed by I wish we hadn’t done it. At the time I put it on the air, I approved it. It didn’t accidentally make it on the air. I was just too stupid, ignorant, foolish, uneducated, didn’t realize we were hurting people.

And we took it off the air as soon it was brought to our ted what was it? Jim Brewer had a bumper. He used to use a word that rhymes with rag and starts with F. I don’t want to use it, and he would explain it as it had nothing to do with sexuality. He would describe it as the kid who couldn’t kick the kickball in the playground.

Was how Jimmy and us denim jacket wearing knuckleheads from Queens and Long Island who grew up in the eighties didn’t think twice about it.


And then the friend coworker came over and I was like, what is your problem?

And I was horrified. I’m still horrified by this twenty twenty five years later, but I don’t have a time machine. I’ll loan up to it. I’m sorry we did it, but I can’t go back in time. Yeah, but also, you did it at a time when it was still fairly acceptable and wasn’t in your purview as being wrong.

Today, you might not do it today, you might feel guilty about it because you now know how wrong it was in retrospect, but at the time you didn’t. I’ll tell you when I was, you know, I had comedians on every morning, and all of a sudden, in the middle of doing my little morning comedy show, something hit San Francisco that hit San Francisco before it hit anywhere else. It was a thing called AIDS and it was hitting pretty badly and people were dying by a high number. But I, being the straight guy, not hanging out in the in the Castro district or anything like that, never really thought about it. You know, and I had comedians coming on making jokes about age, okay, which at that point he went, oh, well, yeah, it’s just a joke about AIDS.

Oh blah blah blah. One night, I’m watching television. They show a guy with age and he’s got all these CARPOSI sarcoma all over his face and his body and so on, and he’s gone and looks like he’s on the edge of death. And I said to myself, there’s no joke in this disease. So the next day I went in and every comedian came on and he said, no age jokes.

And I was the first guy actually in San Francisco to realize that, you know, but I just found that I didn’t see anything funny in age. I didn’t see it. There’s only one funny age joke I’ve ever heard, okay, and that was what’s the worst part about having AIDS? Having to tell your parents your haitian. That’s a good joke, I know.

I just I wanted to laugh at the joke. That’s a good joke. And I’m like, can I laugh at this? Am I going to be canceled? This is the struggles you see every other gay joke these comedians were doing was at the expense of the person being gay?

Okay, that joke does it isn’t at the expense of somebody being gay and and so uh, you know. But otherwise I just said, no more jokes about ads and I hit it right on the head. Then a lot of other people realized that that was the way to go too, you know. But I mean, it was horrible. It was a horrible disease.

What’s funny about it? How did comedians react to you putting up a boundary? None of them were bothered by it. They understood what I was saying. That’s great, explained I explained it to him.

I said, I you know, I’ve seen people with aids and it’s not funny. There’s nothing you wouldn’t tell me a funny joke about cancer. You know, you can’t really come up with a funny cancer joke, can you? And they said no, And I said, then, how can you come up with a funny age joke? For those of us at a certain age, my age, Eddie Murphy’s brow Slash Delirious was a cornerstone comedy piece because we were too young to realize what a Richard Pryor cover act.

It was, but his. He has the first ten to fifteen minutes of that set. There are some age jokes in there. I mean nothing in that set as aged particularly well, but I could probably do the entire thing off the top of my head. That’s how many times I listened to it and laughed at it.

As a fourteen year old, I never found Prior a very good stand up interesting talk to me, not Prior, Not Prior, Eddie Murphy. I thought you were going to go on a heart take here, Alex Bett. It well for exactly the reason you said it wasn’t funny because he was trying to be Richard Pryor only in a leather suit. Well even sunset strip, Richard’s wearing a red suit. It’s a total lift.

Again, I was fourteen, I didn’t know. But as I’ve studied this, I go back and I listened to the way Richard tells a story, the voices Richard does, and Eddie’s a cover act doesn’t mean it’s not funny, but it’s a cover band. Prior was empirical. He was He was one of the best of all time. I didn’t come to appreciate Carlin till years later in fact I interviewed him, and that’s what kind of made me listen to more Carlin in a different fashion, and I got to really like Carlin’s work.

I thought that as a stand up comedy he was comedian. He had he had had a rhythm in his in his style, and it was very precise that show that anytime he went on stage, all of that material was literally set in stone, word for word before he went on stage. There was no ad libbing or whatever, but it was brilliant in the way it was presented, in his timing on it. Much like years earlier I had was privileged to see and was a fan of Lenny Bruce. And Lenny was a very musical act.

I mean he was to comedy what Miles Davis was to jazz. There was a rhythm there in his presentation that was very musical, very musical. I feel like Lenny has gotten left behind. I forgot who said this recently. One of the topics that’ll come up is when we talk about best comedian of all time, like, you know, where do you want to start?

You want to start at Shakespeare or at what point? And somebody compared Carlin and prior to almost being John the Baptists of comedy, of ushering in that modern era of maybe instead of doing ten to fifteen minutes, we’re going to do an hour here and putting out albums. And that’s when comedy started to change. And I feel like Lenny got a little bit left behind. A part of that, as somebody who has programmed comedy on the radio for twenty years, is factually the recordings just aren’t as good.

I remember it serious. Early in the run, my boss, Jeremy Coleman asked me why I didn’t play much Richard Pryor, and the answer was because the record sounded like garbage, and when we pumped them through the satellite and back and through the speakers, they didn’t sound good on the radio, so I didn’t play them. Now, since then they’ve been well remastered. But I feel like Lenny Missus Masel kind of helped a little bit. But I feel like Lenny got left behind.

Lenny got left behind, and he shouldn’t be. His voice is still resident. The stuff he was talking about, still much of it can play today and not have I don’t know if I don’t think it’s aged badly. I just think people have forgotten him. You know, I think if they played him today, people would get a good, good laugh out of it.

The question, then, is who’s the they. That’s the issue. Oh they is the buying public, you know, and what are they buying today. I’ve just seen some of the comedians that are out there, and I, quite frankly and maybe I sound like an old man, feel a lot of them don’t deserve the adulation they’re getting. I liked the what’s his name mulaney for a while and then I watched him do this thing on Netflix a couple of weeks ago, and he was terrible.

It was just horrible. See, I think that show is misproduced. I’ve talked about this on the podcast a lot. You know, well, you know you posted talk radio. Civilians can’t tell a story, get their point and get them out of there.

And I’m watching this thing screaming at my television. They’re taking calls from civilians. You have Jerry Seinfeld sitting next to you. All you have to do is shut up and ask you a question and hang back. Why are you letting some Oh that’s the one thing.

That’s one thing a lot of people have never learned. And that was the reason I was good at doing what I did on radio. I was not perhaps a very good comedian, but I was one of the world’s best straight men, and I knew how to play straight man to people. And that was the you know I did. I mention with Goldthwaite.

The reason Goldthwaite liked me was because I never Most interviewers that would interview Goldwaite would have stopped and said, come on, Bob, tell us what you really like. And I didn’t do that. I played to the character, and I played straight man to the character. And I always loved playing straight man over anything else or the butt of jokes. Yeah.

Sure, And if you get a good guest. This gets back to Johnny Carson theory. People would say, did you see Carson last night? He was great, And what they meant was Don de Luiz told a great story. Well here was the great talent that Johnny had.

He knew when to shut up. Yeah, you know really, Steve Allen once said, and it resonated with me, and I was never a big fan of Steve Allen’s, but he was right. He said, you’re running a talk show. There are a couple of things you should remember. Number one, you’re having the g on to work for you.

Okay, So don’t try to top him. And that’s probably the best piece of advice anybody could take. If you’re interviewing a comedian, don’t try to top him, try to get the next joke out of him. I took that approach to programming, specifically the Raw Dog Channel. I have heard over the years other comedy products, and everyone tries to make the bumpers, things like comedy radio and you’re coming out of George Carlin’s perfectly honed routine, the one they chose to press the vinyl.

Don’t follow that with a joke. We just said the station idea and moved on to the next thing. That advice. You’re not going to be funnier than the comedians, no way. Well, and the other thing he said was the other rule is don’t try to be funny, try to be fun.

He said, Funny you can’t do constantly. You can’t get a laugh every time. Fun you can always be enjoyable. That makes sense absolutely. I’ve never been a fan of comedian guests that go for their act.

Alex, how you doing, I’ll tell you how I’m doing. I just got back from the airport and this TSA. You know it just Oh, I hated comics that just did their act. Yeah, you know, so how are you these days? Well, funny thing happened to me yesterday.

Blah blah blah blah, and I’m going I like the comics who just could sit there and add lib with me, toe to toe, and that was wonderful. And some of them were terrific at it, you know, But when they came on did nothing but material, that was the last time they were going to be on my show. More coming up with Alex Bennett. As I mentioned in the open, in this next section, here we lightly talk about politics. The reason I’m sharing it is because Alex and I are friends and for ten years in the hallway every day we discussed politics, so I thought it would be weird of me to have Alex on and not talk politics at all.

Don’t worry, we’re not getting too much into it. We mentioned George Carlin when I was programming the Rodock Channels. He had his final two albums, and at the time I did not like them. I thought it was bitter Carlin had lost his way, And twenty years later, I think he’s the great profit of the twenty first century. I mean, his leader political material.

I can play some of those bits today. It sounds like he recorded them this morning. I mean, he did get bitter more and more bitter as time went on, you know, But he was I think, and I wasn’t a big fan of his for years because I didn’t like him because all of a sudden, he was wearing his hair long, you know, and wearing a beard, like he wanted to play to the hippies of the day, you know, where before he had worn a suit and been, you know, George Carlin, mister strait. And it took me a while to realize the real George Carlin was what I was seeing, not the one who was wearing the suit. So he was horing himself out.

It was back then where he was wearing the suit, not when he was trying to appeal to me. But but I resented that, and so for years I didn’t like or listen to Carlin.


And then when I finally did, I went, this guy’s he’s the best.

His presentation, He’s timing everything, impeccable and something to say. He had something to say. It wasn’t just she’s always something to say. Yes, absolutely for the modern scene, is there anybody that floats your boat? Who was it?

There was a female comic who was on the Brady Roast. I’m trying to remember her name name, Nicky Glazer, Nikki Glaser. I think she’s very funny. She crushed, She crushed that day. Yeah, that was the only thing on that whole thing that was worth watching.

By the way, that Brady Roast was the worst thing I’ve ever seen. Oh, I think it’s the best thing of the year. Talk to me, No, I don’t. I’ll tell you why. I mean, they had people who are not comedians trying to roast him, and what you got to do?

You know, too bad. Gilbert isn’t alive. He’s the guy who knows how to do a roast, you know. And Nikki Glaser came close to that. You know, she was very good.

I became a big fan of her.


And then I watched your specials my wife and I and she’s very critical and sh…

You know. I enjoy the art of the roast when the comedians kind of switch up instead of so the rest of Tom Brady, instead of making Tom Brady jokes, sort of goes sideways and say, oh, and Alex Bennett’s here, and then just take some come. That’s what you did at Roast. That’s what you did at Roast. Though.

See the thing is the Roast died the day they put them on TV. But now that it’s on Netflix, they should be as filthy as is humanly possible. Because you got to remember the Friars Club. These guys I would see. I had a friend who belonged to the Friars Club, so I went to the Friars Club with them a lot.

And I went to one thing one night where they were just doing something with somebody. It wasn’t a Roast or anything, and it was all these old comics, you know, the Sheechy so On sos and the you know Bobby so and sos. And they were all getting up one after another. And I don’t think I’ve ever laughed that much in my life. All of a sudden, these mediocre comics that I’d seen on TV and gone, hey, you know old borsch belt come.

They were just killing it. When they didn’t have any cameras there, when they didn’t have any microphones there, and nobody was gonna in years later put them in judgment of what they had said at that rost. My Guide to Interviewing Alex Bennett says, I’m supposed to say Robin Williams at some point I’ve been remiss. Were nearly an hour in Did you have encounters with Robin? Do you have any good Robin stories?

Robin did my show in San Francisco total of one time. It was a very memorable time. It was wonderful to have Robin on. The reason Robin didn’t might do my show a lot is because I had to call him on stealing jokes. I felt that, you know, a comic coming up, works hard at getting material, you know, and to suddenly have it stolen from him and used on the Tonight Show.

Ruins that joke in just about a minute and a half, so that this guy, whenever he goes on stage and does that joke again, people yell out, oh, Robin Williams did that joke, Because if Robin Williams did the joke, it was his joke, okay, and he would keep stealing material. I remember sitting at Cobbs Comedy Club, the old Cobbs Comedy Club, back in the back room the night that Robin was on the Tonight Show, and all these comedians were sitting there one after the osis, that’s my joke. That’s my joke. It’s my joke. It’s my joke.

And the fact was that I you know, I met up with Robin once. I said, you know, you just shouldn’t. You shouldn’t steal from people. That’s what I have against you, Robin. You know it’s not right.

These people are coming up, They they fight for every piece of material they have, and then you use it one night on the Tonight Show and it can never be done again. I don’t care if you want to write him out a check for it. The only person that has a right to say, yes, you can use my material as a guy who’s material it is, and not for you to steal it first and send the check later. So how does a guy like that make it? Is he more charismatic, is he handsome?

He has a better agent? Hollywood doesn’t care if you steal jokes, all of that. In his later years, Robin got to be very good about this and he did improve and I have to give him credit for that. Okay, And there are a lot of comics who love him because he did good stuff for them. Okay, So I’m going to give Robin that and give him a pass on the rest of it.

But how he made it, How can I describe it? His act was doing the best impression of a comedian he possibly could. I got it. Do you get what I’m saying? I totally get what you’re saying.

But yeah, before it sounds like comedy. But he’s telling you that Robin Williams is so funny, and I’d say, okay, tell me something funny. He said, silence. It was just that he went on, he did this comedy which is basically word salad. You know you didn’t really understand it, but you weren’t willing to admit you didn’t understand it.

And then when he’s finished, went, oh, that guy’s great. Are you following Dave Chappelle? I’m I’m bothered by Dave Chappelle’s greatness, and yet he has chosen to make his someday obituary. The second line is going to be about digging in on transgender jokes. The way I’ve been explaining this lately is, Alex, you know why it’s so hot in New York City today because of the trans And you slap your knee and you mug for the camera with a smile and you get a laugh, and I it boggles my mind.

Why is Dave Chappelle choosing to make that the thing that’s going to be the second line of his open I think, and this is just I can’t read David Chappelle’s mind, but let me try and do it for a second here. I think he doesn’t want to give up. He doesn’t want to say I won’t do that because you’re pressuring me. He wants to say I won’t do that because it’s his decision. And I think that’s why he digs his heels in.

You know, I saw a very interesting interview with the Piers Morgan, who, again as a person I don’t particularly find wonderful, but he did a terrific interview with Kevin Spacey, and Spacey was saying, you know, I haven’t been found guilty of anything anywhere. All the charges have been thrown out. You know, anybody who sued me civilly is lost. He said, I should be working right now.


And then he asked them, well, how do you feel about Netflix?

And he said Netflix as soon as this thing hit, before I was even found guilty of anything, or even put on trial, or even charge they got rid of me, He said, you would think they would have been that way Dave Chappelle, but they weren’t. He said. They didn’t go after Dave Chappelle in the same way they went after me, and I did nothing interesting. Why do you think, why do you think Netflix has stood by Dave Chappelle and dug their heels in. I find it disingenuous that Netflix always has a House of Cards on the main menu, but never a picture of Kevin Spacey’s.

Kevin Spacey’s in this show, I had no idea. Really, is he an house of Cards the show? Everybody but the man’s been erased, literally erased from anything. They even took him out of a movie and replaced him with Christopher Plumber in the cost of several hundred thousand dollars to film the scenes and to pay the actor. You know, what’s happened to Spacey is sad.

It’s time for the people in the industry to turn around and say it’s time to hire Kevin Spacey again. That seems like one of those things that you know he’ll have. It won’t be at He’ll have to come back and play against type, whatever type would be, and just do a really deep character role. Yeah, but he has to get hired first, you know, and nobody will hire him. There are some people starting to come to his defense now, so maybe one of those people will say, you know, he’s a good actor, I want him in my movie.

Screw all of you, you know, and that will break it. But he mentions Kirk Douglas with the with the Blacklist and the fact that Dalton Trumbull wrote Spartacus and he was going to put on a they were going to put on a fake name for Dalton Trumbull on the screenplay, and Kirk Douglas said, no, the Blacklist stops here, and I’m putting his name on this movie. When that happened, everybody else dropped the blacklist as well, and that was the end of it. What he needs is his Kirk Douglas. It’s interesting to bring up.

He is one of the few actually canceled Luis K’s Top of Mind because of the new documentary What Happened to Louie On the Flip Side, Jerry Seinfeld’s dating history is quite colorful, and everybody’s like, yeah, okay, whatever, Yeah, but here’s the thing with Louie that just really bothered me. These women go to see him. He says, do you mind if I pull out my penis? Did any of them say no? No?

None of them said no, and so Louis did, and then they’re offended by it. But he asked permission first. That’s a real gentleman. But what about the implied power dynamic? How do I say no to this person?

Well, I mean you could just you could walk out of the room. He asked you in a very pleasant way. He didn’t ask you in a threatening way. You know. If you if you want to look at his penis in order to curry favor with him, then who’s being the whore?

I don’t have her re tour? How I’m gonna leave that alone. These days you’re hosting on gabinet. It’s great to see you’re still doing there. And I see the post on Facebook.

Looks like a very lively group. If you could explain as everybody what GABNet is and how we can participate. Oh, GABNet is just you know, a bunch of people calling up talking about stuff. I have a Monday show which I do, which I really like because just really friendly people who like each other as opposed to a bunch of people who start arguing with each other, which is on Wednesdays, Thursdays and Friday nights at ten thirty Eastern. The other show is four o’clock on Mondays on the Facebook.

So it’s you know, it just it just makes us eighty four year old still have to force to use as chops. Now. I think that’s good, you know, for several reasons. I always say it’s good to have something on your calendar, and we all need to get these things out of our system one way or another. It’s one of the reasons I started this podcast is you know, me yelling at the wall about Chappelle does nothing.

At least here I can have, you know, a couple thousand people either agree or disagree.


Also, if I could, I’d like to push something I haven’t pushed in a long time.

That is that on thegabnet dot net, which is our web page, there’s a thing called Alex Bennett’s Life in the Passing Lane. It’s the history of my life in sixty nine episodes. Wow, and a lot of it has stuff about the comedians, a lot of it has stuff to do with you know, nineteen seventy’s, nineteen sixties, radical era, you know, and people that I would have have had a relationship with, like John Lennon and so on, and it’s every inch of my life. And I think people might find that interesting. Thank you for saying, John Lennon.

I had that on my notes and I forgot to ask you about it. You met John Lennon? What’s John Lennon? Like I often said that if people, if you met John Lennon, you’d be expecting, oh boy, I’m going to meet this brilliant, brilliant guy, and he it almost seems stupid. Oh wow, you know, yeah, he never had what he was.

He was a savant. You know. What he did musically was brilliant, just the best lyricist. He and Coleport are two of the best lyricists of the last century. Okay, incredible, Yea.

Yoko was the brains of the family. Okay. I like Yoko a lot, and I like John John was okay, but I especially liked Yoko. You’ve got a couple interesting takes here. I’ve never heard that take on the Yoko.

What is it about her? I think she was brilliant. I think she was a brilliant artist, and I think her association with John Lennon kind of stifled that because she was living in his shadow, and she shouldn’t have. She was too good at what she did. She was a brilliant artist before he met her, and she could you know, I loved you, Yoko.

I think the world of Yoko. Did you ever see the photo album that are mutual coworker Pat Saint John, the New York City disc jockey has Did he ever show you his photo album? No? So aside from the amazing photos, the way Pat would present it to you, He’d put it on the table and he’d very slowly flip the pages and he’d be like, and this is me with and your brain is going, it’s obviously John Lennon, And this is me with It’s obviously David Bowie. And everybody in this photo album is like elite Mick Jagger level rockstar.

You to identify every single person they’re in the picture with Pat, but he takes the minute to explain to you, like, and this is me with, Yes, those are the Eagles. Well, and there are moments in my life that I have tapes that are kind of like that. I mean, I was the first guy in the United States to interview Elton John, for instance, I had on all of the Grateful Dead at the same time except for Pig Pant, and I got high with them, but not because I wanted to. They were I had a lawyer that said to me, if somebody starts smoking a joint in our studio, you can let them, but you can’t join. Yeah, okay, So they came in.

They all lit up at the same time, and the room was filled with marijuana smoke, but I couldn’t have any And by the end of the hour, I didn’t even know what my name was anymore. That is a great story. I should get on top. But I want to ask you. I got to spend a couple of minutes I’m talking about Okay, I want to lose half the audience here, so I’ll just say nothing.

I’ll let you answer. Where do you think we’re heaving on? I’d be the right winger and then you can be the left winger and then we can keep the whole audience. How do you handicap this thing? Is Uncle Joe going to pull this off?

Or we looking at Trump too well, there’s no way that Joe should lose this. I mean, if you’re a sensible human being I mean, look, it’s not even a choice for me either. If I didn’t have to vote for Joe Biden, I wouldn’t vote for Joe Biden. And quite for I don’t have to vote for Joe Biden. I live in New York and our votes are all chopped down into what seventy nine electoral votes.

So he’s going to win this state whether I go out to vote or not. All right, But in a state like oh, say, South Carolina, then there’s a place you got to get out and vote. And why do you have to vote for Joe Biden? And listen, it’s not a great it’s a terrible choice we’re being handed here, you know, and it’s rumored that most of America doesn’t even like the choice. I think back to our hallway political discussions and how far we’ve come.

I mean, some of the stuff we would talk about was, boy, look at that John Kerry. Look at him on a surfboard. He’s so out of touch. These were the discussions we were having. Now you would kill for such a candidate.

I still wouldn’t kill for John for him, but I yeah, I don’t know. I just feel there are better people out there. Was suited to run for office. Well, think about in the past, we have candidates got not canceled, but eliminated because oh so and so might have smoked marijuana or somebody went on a stage, I got canceled, which come a long way. Yeah, we sure have.

We’ve lowered our expectations. How do we get better people to run? I think we have to offer them the ability to run and not be assailed in the way they get a sailed today. You know, to be able to run on the basics, like what you’re going to do for the country. I mean, the thing that bothered me most about Trump is when you ever hear him talk about what he’s going to do for the country.

Basically most of his speeches are railing against all the harm that’s been thrown his way, and then how he was cheated with the trial in New York and blah blah blah blah blah, and there’s no like, well, here’s how I’m going to make America better in modern times. There’s the show biz aspect of it. I think back to al Gore. One of his big things was the climate emergency he’s running for basically Bill Clinton’s third term, and he got outperformed by a fake cowboy. Yep, Trump figured out the game.

He’s better at the game than everybody else. Well, I don’t know if he’s better at the game. I mean, he had everybody convinced that he was really good with money, you know, and now we’ve learned he doesn’t know a thing about money, you know, And everybody went, oh, I saw him on the Apprentice. He really knows he really knows money. Well, this isn’t the Apprentice.

This is America. This is democracy that’s at stake. But the debates are a reality TV show. All I have to do is get up there and zing you a couple of times and I win the night. Yeah yeah, but I don’t know that he can do that with Biden necessarily.

You know, the optics don’t look good. If you’re going to portray Biden is this old, doddering old man. Then what are you doing if you go after him? You’re beaten up on an old man, you know, And we know you don’t like that. We’ve brought this full circle.

I don’t like that at all. I don’t like it getting beaten up on. All Right, we’ve now lost half the audience. So who’s your favorite comedian of all time. My favorite comedian of all time couldn’t even begin to say, because there are so many good ones and for different reasons.

I mean, Seinfeld is beautiful at what he does. He’s a beautiful If I had an example of here’s a comedian you should watch to see how to be a comedian, it would be Seinfeld. Okay. On the other hand, you know Lenny. I saw Lenny.

Lenny was a favorite of mine when I was growing up, you know, So I mean, who was the greatest of all time? They’re all great for different reasons. But I could make you a list. I suppose top ten that would be much fairer, but that would take too long here, So is there one show you remember seeing that sticks out? I think the comedian that I think is maybe the best stand up club comedian in the country is Bobby Slate.

You’re probably not all let familiar with Bobby. I’m sure you are on a certain levels, but you know, I don’t think I’ve seen a better stand up than Bobby period. You know, plants his feet on the stage and he makes you laugh. That’s the job, and that’s Alex Bennett. And I hope you enjoyed him a little feistier than usual, and that’s your comedy news for today.

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The secret of the sixth sauce solved! PLUS Dave Chappelle to do Dem Funrdaiser

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Caloroga Shark Media. I have solved the mystery of the sixth sauce. Hi, I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Today’s a real episode. It’s not filler.

There’s actually news today. The following is not a commercial. This is just a topic I’ve been interested in. Hey world, Jimmy, oh yank here and I’m on Popeye’s channel today because I need to clear the air. I once wrote in a famous food magazine that bonus wings are just little white meat lies.

But then I had these and I was wrong. Popeyes bonus wings made me a bonus believer, and I know I wasn’t the only one out there who has some strong feelings on bonus wings. So I want to hear what you guys think. Are you a bone in bro or a bonus believer? Drop common below and I have discovered what the sixth sauce is?

Are you ready? The sixth sauces are classic. I think that’s the one we were missing. Honey, lemon, pepper, signature, hot honey, barbecue, sweet and spicy, and roasted garlic parmesan. Now I have even better news for you, and this really is not a commercial.

This is just somebody putting together a comedy podcast. Tomorrow, July sixth is National Fried Chicken Day and press release. Popeye says they’re confident that one bite of their new Boneless Wings, endorsed by Jimmy O Yang, is all it takes to win over skeptics. Popeyes has set out to connect with thousands of users on Twitter who had publicly proclaimed their anti boneless wing beliefs to offer codes redeemable on the Popeye’s website and app for free six piece boneless wings with any purchase made on the Popeye’s website or app. Now, if you’re a true boneless Wings believer, you can get some free wings too.

That offer a free six piece boneless wings with a ten dollars purchase. That’s a lot of money there, Popeyes. How much food do you think I’m eating? Jeff Klein is president of Popeye’s North America. Jeff says, when planning our Boneless Wings launch, we noticed a lot of people have pretty strong opinions about them, and many claim their minds can’t be changed.

We’re here to challenge that prove it. We’re giving everyone a chance to try them on a National Fried Chicken Day again. Tomorrow, July sixth is a National Fried Chicken Day. In other Jimmy O Yang news, he banned his father from attending his film premieres after dad embarrassed him too much. Jimmy’s father was at a premiere and, as Jimmy tells the story, he brought these ray banned glasses.

They’re like the old snapchat glasses that you press a button on the record, but then a bright light will shine. So in my scene came on in the movie theater, it was just a bright flashlight on his face. I’m like, Dad, what are you doing? And I ripped the glasses off him. I’m like, you’re committing a federal crime right now recording at a movie theater and like embarrassing me.

He’s banned. He’s done. Jimmy’s dad wants to do stand up. He wants to do stand up now. I told him, if you want to do stand up, go and do some open mics.

That’s how everyone starts. And he’s like, no, I do theaters only from sports Kidia, we have a little nicky Glazer controversy. This is fun. On June thirtieth, Julia Roberts attend to at Taylor Swift’s Dublin concert. There, Julia Roberts meets Travis Kelcey.

The next day, Nikki Glaser shares a video on her Instagram story where Nicky and her parents discussed the interaction between Julia Roberts and Travis Kelsey. In the clip, Nicky’s mom can be heard saying of Julia Roberts, she’s so groose. Nicky’s father chimes in and says Travis was trying to get away from Julia Roberts, observing that the scratching is weird. You see. Nicky’s mom, Julie, pointed out that Julia Roberts resting her hands on Travis Kelsey’s chest was weird and equipped that it appeared as if the actress was itching the NFL star.

Julia and Edward Glazer issued an apology via Nicky Glazer’s Instagram post, mentioning they wanted to say the interaction was weird and the word grosse was mistakingly used. Dave Chappelle will headline a show next week to benefit the campaign of US Senate candidate Hill Harper July eleventh at Saint Andrew’s Holland downtown Detroit, a fundraiser tickets go from two hundred and fifth fifty bucks for the balcony to thirty three hundred dollars for those who want to attend a VP reception. Under federal rules, thirty three hundred dollars is the maximum donation that one individual can make to a federal candidate per election cycle. I’m seeing mixed reviews on Eddie Murphy’s Beverly Hills cop For the proper title of that Beverly Hills cop axel f Eddie was out doing some press. He told bet even in show business, it wasn’t like becoming a singer or an actor.

When I started, it was like being a magician or a juggler. It was like a fringe vocation.

And now it’s mainstream.

Comedy is big, a giant, multi billion dollar business. Since it was an interview about comedy, he got asked about cancel culture. Eddie said, I don’t think the woe cancel culture has anything to do with whether or not something is funny, And ultimately, comedy is either funny where it’s not. And I don’t think anyone’s going to get canceled because they said something that was funny. Usually the things that people say that ruffle somebody’s feathers and start controversial.

Things are really really not funny. It’s like they said something that was edgy, and a couple of people might laugh at them, But something that is really funny, it is what it is. No one’s canceling funny. You want more, you don’t cancel it. You turned it up.

Bert Kreischer is taping his next special for Netflix this weekend. He taped one on Wednesday evening. He’s taping some more shows this weekend at the Mahaffe Theater in Saint Petersburg, Florida. I guess they’re capturing it looks like four shows total. Watch for the edits when that one comes out.

Brad Williams spoke to Forbes about whiskey, and he’s just cooler about it than say Jim Gaffigan is. Brad Williams said, I love whiskey. I love scotch. That was what I call a frat house drinker. Let’s do shots of tequila until I met my wife and she likes her scotch smoky and beaty.

I thought I hated scotch. Turns out I just hated bad scotch and shocker, I’m actually part owner of a brewery in San Diego called Thorn Street Brewery. It takes a genius to figure out where it’s located. Forbes was curious what his first drink was. Brad said, the first drink that got me sick was called ninety nine bananas.

That messed me up because it’s like you’re drinking candy. That was in college. I woke up at a bathtub, thankfully no water.


Also, as a dwarf, I could spread out in the bathtub.

Random question, ever share a drink with one of your idols? Fortunately he had an answer. I’m a lifelong and die hard Denver Broncos fan. The John Elway car dealerships were having a Christmas party and asked if I wanted to perform. I go, I’m there, and at the end of the show, John Elway starts the standing ovation.

He was nice to me before, but after he saw me perform and now he really wanted to hang out with me, and we hung out. Then he goes, what are you doing tomorrow? You want to come to the game. My wife was eight and a half months pregnant, but thankfully my wife is an amazing woman who just said that’s your hero. So I went to the game and I watched the Broncos with John Elway.

How about comedy idols, Brad Williams says, one of the coolest nights of my life. I didn’t have a drink with him because he was sober, but this is how I got maybe the nicest compliment I’ve ever gotten my life. I did a set at a small club in northern California. I go backstage and Robin Williams burst through the green room door and goes right for me and says, oh my god, mister Williams. Both Williams a little confusing.

I get it. You’re like Prozac with a head that’s going on my gravestone. The next night, he’s doing a show at the same theater because he lives up there and that’s where he’d go work stuff out. And after the show, I go back to the green room and there’s Robin Williams, Dana Carvey, me, Mort Sahl All talking comedy. Was the greatest night ever.

So I have been under selling this Alex Bennett interview that I have scheduled for tomorrow. On Tuesday night, I cleaned up the edit and I was like, oh, this is really good. So I hope you enjoy my conversation with Alex Bennett. That’s the Saturday interview. Sunday is a normal episode.

Glenn Howard and you know him from It’s Alway Sunny in Philadelphia. He’s got a new role in Netflix’s show Sirens. He will play Ethan Corbin the Second.


Also on this Sirens show is Kevin Bacon.

Sirens takes place over a single weekends set at a fancified beach estate. Ethan Corbin the Second is described as a dear friend and next door neighbor of the lead family who has spent his life as a roaming bachelor, steadily burning through his trust fund as a yacht club regular. Yeah, I can see Glenn in that role for sure. The Hollywood Reporter did their comedy roundtable. Jenny Slat said, I could never audition for the comedy festivals or whatever because they’re like, bring five minutes, and it would just be like, I don’t have that for you.

It’s just not what I’m like. I’m a long distance runner on this one. Jacqueline Novak said, maybe that’s why I didn’t internalize my comedy seller opportunity, because when you guys talk about giving fifteen minutes that you know it works. I’m like, tell me about that fifteen minutes. I’m like forty six to lower them men, forty seven minute, you got them boom, Jenny said.

The people have done comedy with for years will be like, no, Jenny, you can do fifteen minutes. You just don’t. And it’s like yeah, But it feels like if I do this one bit, then I’m not going to be able to go to sleep for three days unless I do that one bit. But if I do that one, then I have to do the other one. So I don’t know.

Maybe I have OCD and that issued comedy news for today. Go have some wings. Will you see you tomorrow

What comedy specials to watch this weekend

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Caloroga Shark Media. Maybe fourth of July. I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Eddie Murphy was on the New York Times conversation. I saw the Facebook group, which is Daily Comedy News podcast group, talking about this one.

I held on to it so i’d have something in the late off position on July fourth. Pretty interesting interview. I did share it in the Facebook group again, Daily Comedy News podcast Group. Now I didn’t share it. That’s a lie, that’s a conflation.

I didn’t share it. I was going to share it, but Dylan shared it. Thank you Dylan, And they remind us that at one point, Saturday Night Live was cud on the thin ropes, and Eddie Murphy helped bring it back through sheer force of charisma rights the Times, as well as instantly iconic, hilariously unpredictable recurring characters like Gumby and mister Robinson. Eddie brought the show back to life. A highly plausible argument can be made that without him, SNL may not have made it to a tenth anniversary, let alone the fiftieth.

I agree it would have been really easy to put on Saturday Night Videos. I was watching Friday Night Videos on. It was a YouTube, a full episode with bumpers and everything. The first song was the Police Synchronicity two, and then it went into Paul McCartney No More Lonely Nights. There was Lionel Richie, and I’m like, this is wonderfully terrible, but I love that show.

I lived in Queen’s We didn’t get cable till nineteen eighty seven, and not because my parents were cheap queens in New York City was not wired for cable television until nineteen eighty seven. You couldn’t get it, So Friday Night Videos and a channel Nick called You sixty eight was all we had if here from the New York City metro area. You know what I’m talking about anyway, Eddie, back when the first Beverly Hills Cop came out, did you feel you understood what it was about you that met the moment so perfectly? Eddie Murphy said no, not even in retrospect. I was twenty two when I got to do cop and twenty years old when I started doing forty eight hours.

Now I look back at those times and I trip about how young I was back then. I kind of took it for granted one thing that led to another, and I wound up on a movie set. Then when stuff worked and became hit movies, I was like, Okay, that’s what it’s supposed to be. Will Eddie Murphy go back to stand up? Eddie says, I used to have little periods where I’d be like, I’m going to do it again.

The closest I got to do it again was right before the pandemic, because I had done Saturday Night Live, and I was like, let me go to do one stand up special and bring it all full circle. Then the pandemic hit, and when you’re stuck in the house for two years, I wasn’t going. When I got out of here, I want to do stand up again. Here’s a good analogy. It’s like somebody was in the military.

They were on the front line in Vietnam, and they got all these metals because they did all this amazing stuff. Then they moved up and became in general. So it’s like going to the general and saying, hey, you ever think about going back to the front line. You want to bullets whizz past your ear again. No, Eddie was Elvis the influence behind some of the on stage stuff.

You wore when doing stand up. I’ll jump in there. I think Richard Pryor was definitely an influence there. Watch Sunset strip and then watch Eddie stuff a similar outfit. Eddie said, Elvis had a huge influence on me, though other suits and raw I come out, I have a scarf.

I was rolling like Elvis too. I didn’t have the Memphis Mafia, but I had my little crew of dudes in the same way you see me dressed in Delirious and in RAW. I used to dress like that in the streets. Totally in my Elvis trip. When I got older, I was like, oh my god, Elvis wasn’t cool at all.

Elvis was going through some stuff now Michael Jackson, that whole red jacket thing and thriller thrillers after Delirious. When I own the red suit. I’m not saying he was influenced, but I had on the red jacket before, Eddie. Do you understand what you mean? The comedians like Kevin Hart and Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock and Chris Tucker.

Eddie said, well, I didn’t lay down a path. They took their own path. The comic used to be the sidekick, the comic was the opening act, and I changed it to where the comic can be the main attraction. That’s fair. They thought of comics one way, and I was like, no, a comic could sell out the arena and a comic could be inn one hundred million dollar movie.

All that changed with black actors was like, the black guy could be the star of the movie, and it doesn’t have to be a black exploitation movie. It could be a movie that’s accessible to everyone all around the world. The Hollirod Reporter did a comedy round table. Taylor Thomlinson was on it. The questioned, Taylor, you said that audiences weren’t as interested in hearing you tackle darker subject material like your mother dying when you were younger.

I did you gauge that and when did a shift? Taylor said, I just started really young, So watching a nineteen year old do stand up at all is uncomfortable. People are already scared for you and nervous about the show. So I don’t think I had the maturity as a performer to pull those jokes off. It took a few years of performing anywhere and everywhere you could.

How do you know when something’s not working Taylor Tumlinson. She says, people aren’t laughing and it’s devastating. It’s what you would call a bad show for other people. It’s when people are laughing too much and you’re like, none of this is new. No, It’s when people are sad and uncomfortable and looking at you like are you almost done?

What’s so great about stand up is that you know pretty quickly if something does or doesn’t work. Jackie Novak was on the round table and she feels that the question one of their subjects that the rest of you have felt audiences wouldn’t go with you, and Jackie said yeah, but for Biglia said something to me like, there’s your agenda, and there’s the audience’s agenda or the booker’s agenda. Work your agenda for me. That meant I’m gonna put my show up in New York, but I need to work it out first, and so I’m doing it at the jukebox in Peoria, so I know it’s gonna land. Well.

I mean, some people might find it interesting, but I’m planning my feet and saying the words, and maybe I’m burning my chance in the room where I did it. The punchline in Philly and my boyfriend we talk about it now and he’s like, yeah, the way you want up in Philly just bombed was great. You had to do the thing you did. And I was like, I bombed. I was always like, what do you mean?

I stood up there doing my art. It was almost delusion, required delusion. But this phrase my agenda, really helped me almost not listen to the crowd, and it was huge for me. My agenda doesn’t matter tonight. Everyone in this room might hate me, this club will never hire me again.

And I had a lot of bad nights before the run at the Cherry Lane Theater, nights where I just had to stand there and say my words and get them in my head. The eight hundred Pound Gorilla put together a list of the best comedy specials of twenty twenty four so far next weekend, Like on the thirteenth, I talked to to the executives at the eight hundred Pound Gorilla website. So that’ll be the Saturday Interview in about ten days. This Saturday, Alex Bennett, longtime radio personality with ties to the comedy scene, is the Saturday Summer Interview. Anyway, The Gorilla has the ten best comedy specials of twenty twenty four.

And I like this list because it doesn’t match mine at all, and it reminded me of a bunch of specials I need to catch up on and this will be a good weekend for that, right and plus itagely fourth, I have to watch Jaws tonight on Thest Fern Brady Autistic Bikini Queen Don l Rawlings a New Day. I can’t remember if I clicked on that one or not. Dusty Slate Working Man, I love that one. I didn’t drop the G there. That’s not a queen’s accent.

The title is called working with No g Man Keith Robinson’s Different Strokes on Netflix. Haven’t gotten to that one yet. I was shotgunning the Bear. I wanted to watch the entire Bear before I got spoiled. I have completed it now I won’t spoil it for you.

And I’m also trying to keep up on the boys, and I can only watch about ninety minutes of TV in one sitting and then I fall asleep. Rommy Us have some more Feelings. I didn’t like the direction on that one, even though I really like Rommy. Alex Edelman’s Just for Us I keep forgetting to watch that one. That one is on Proper HBO.

Dan Locatta’s for the Boys. I’m hearing great stuff about that that’s on YouTube. Neil Brennan’s Crazy Good. Like Neil, I feel like perhaps, possibly, maybe somehow someone added some accidental crowd noise. I’m sure nobody meant to do it, but the mix just sounded suspicious to Johnny Mack and I punched out on it.

Sal Volcano’s terrified. Hearing good things about that one that was on YouTube, but Taylor Tomlinson’s Have It All. That’s on my list. And I know I do this frequently, but let me just skim my list really quickly for you in case you’re looking for something to watch this weekend. My list rost of Tom Brady, David Tel Hot Cross Buns on Netflix, Triumph You Lucky Bastards YouTube, David Cross, Worst Daddy in the World YouTube, Dusty Slay, Kyle Kinane YouTube, Dirt nap As an all time fifteen minute chunk about Fast and the Furious.

Dmet You Martin on Netflix, Jimmy Carr Netflix, Kat Williams, Hannah Gadsby’s Gender Agendas on Netflix. Brian Simpson tig Nataro Taylor, Tomlinson, Rachel Feinstein also unfrosted the Jerry Seinfeld movie and John Marcos Siresi’s recent fifteen minutes that he dropped on YouTube. But last week or this week all highly recommended. And this is reminding me too. Vulture had a list.

There’s a couple of things I want to catch up on this weekend. So let me just remind myself. Oh, I need to add Nathan McIntosh down with Tech to my list. That’s on YouTube as well. I’ll do that now.

One of the ones I want to check out that Vulture recommends Christina Catherine Martinez is how to Bake a Cake in the Digital Age. That’s on YouTube. I just want to check out. And Natasha Vain Blonde World Dads here on YouTube. And let’s keep the podcast tight today so we can all hit the beach or do whatever it is you do on July fourth.

That’s your comedy news for today. Back tomorrow with a normal episode. See then,

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Caloroga Shark Media by me Ho, I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. John MARCOSRESSI tweeted, based on my experience of seeing stand up comedians who are big on TikTok perform live, I would never trust a doctor with a large social media following. Jimmy Carr has joined YouTube’s exclusive one million subscribers club. He has a new content strand on the channel. It is called heckle Amnesties.

It features fresh, social first videos where Jimmy Carr’s trademark reciprocal talents are showcased as he interacts with audience members whilst on his current tour A suit says, a household name in the UK and one of the biggest selling comedians in the world, Jimmy consistently performs to capacity crowds at his shows, where his interactions with Heckler’s have become legendary. Filming on the road during his current sellout live tour, Jimmy Carr laughs funny. The short videos show a fresh new take on Car’s responses to audience members, with the comedian inviting them to give him his best shot with their ultimate heckles. Hannah Berner has a new dating show on TikTok. I am not the target audience here.

My daughter, on the other hand, very excited about anything. Hannah Burner. She has teamed up with Caribou Coffee. They’re celebrating their new iced drink menu. Hey, maybe we can meet here.

A daughter likes Hannah, I like iced coffee. I’m in anyway. They’re celebrating their new iced drink menu created with its gin Z guess in mind. Caribou has announced the comedian and reality TV star Hannah Burner will serve as the host of the six episode series dream Date, a sip at Love. One episode already out, Hannah said, I don’t know what I love more a good energy drink.

We’re forcing two strangers to answer personal questions. So when Cariboo approached me with their idea for dream Date and the promise of unlimited blue Raspberry energy drinks, I knew it was an opportunity I couldn’t pass up. We had so much fun with this matchmaking experiment, and I can’t wait for everyone to tune in and get inspired to search for their own sipsation chip at Cariboo this summer. I’m curious this is working on me. You know me.

I like to click on a menu and babbld you guys for cup minutes. Cariboo Coffee Google, see where the locations are. I don’t think there’s one anyone near me. Maybe I’m wrong. Let me look.

Nope, not even showing up on the map. Rats menu at ten dollars. Cariboo Combo. I’ll look what is this? Cariboo Combos are only available for registered users.

Please sign in with an existing account. Guys, I’m just trying to do a bit on a holiday weekend comedy podcast. What do you think of doing here? Trending include the strawberry fruit Shaker, the peach fruit Shaker, the Very punch fruit Shaker, the blue Raspberry energy drink, Peach mango, strawberry pineapple, pomegranate, blue raspberry, peach, mango, lemonade, strawberry pineapple. Ooh, a glazed donut.

I won’t read you the entire menu, believe me, I’m skimming it. We have some coffees. Here’s an oat milk crafted press with oat milk cold foam. This place looks cool, but it’s nowhere near me. See if there’s one in Chicago.

Maybe I’ll send Becky on a coffee run. Nope, nothing near Chicago. All right, los Angeles? Where does this chain actually exist? Guy?

Nothing near Los Angeles either. Okay, they’re apparently in Minneapolis. If you’re in Minneapolis, hend on over to Fifth in Washington. They’re open until six. Where was I?

Comedy? Podcast? Each episode will feature two contestants at a speed date style setting, with Hannah Burner at the helm to help determine if it’s a dreamy match or a real pass. Aaron is a suit. She’s the chief marketing officer and said, we really wanted to shake it up this summer, and after lots of conversations with our gen Z guests, we concluded that they love four things.

All right, here’s the list of the four things gen Z’s love. You ready write this down? One energy drinks, two fruit shakers, three afternoon treats, and four dating shows. What better way to connect with this important audience through a TikTok dating show than with the beloved Hannah Burner. Beverly Hills Cop four is on Netflix today.

For US oldies, I covered you gen Z. This is for jen X. You know Eddie Murphy doing Beverly Hills Cop Remember that from the eighties. It’s back. That’s on Netflix today.

That might be a good one to watch tonight next week. Jimmy Kimmel, He’s got the summer off. Catherine Hahn will host a Monday through Wednesday. Camel Nanjiani, We’ll host on Thursday. Chad Daniels has announced his new Netflix special that will be out July sixteenth.

It’s his tenth comedy special. Chad Daniels explains he’s an empty nester as his kids are now twenty and twenty four. Listen to this humble brag of flex with twenty two plus tracks that have reached over a million listeners on Pandora. Daniels is one of the most listened to comedians of all time. Yes, but again, this is one of the most listened to podcasts of all time.

It just depends how far down the list you want to get. I’d listen to this Flex. One of only thirteen comics to be featured on The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien, Chad Dude God it had The Tonight Show for six minutes. Chad has lived in Minnesota’s Whole Life while also touring the country for over twenty years. He did share a trailer and boy, there’s some naughty jokes there I just can’t share in this podcast.

One about what happens when your girlfriend comes over and the kids. Aren’t you know what I’m saying? Yes, The Airmail News talk to Nikki Glaser and asked, Nikki, when do you start getting ready for bed? Nikki said, I’m on the road in hotels. I’m getting ready for bed as soon as I walk into my room at the end of the night, between eleven pm and one am.

It’s easier when I don’t have a stand up because I just don’t really know what to do with my time at night. All right, Nikki, take us through your nighttime skincare routine. John, is it a holiday weekend? Are you filling? Are you stretching?

No? No, no? What do you ask? And Nikki said, it’s rather short, and I wish it were longer because I feel like John, you already read a coffee menu and now you’re telling us Nikki Glaser’s skincare routine. Are you sure it’s not a holiday weeken?

Are you sure you’re not stretching out? Now? This is the news. I don’t know what you guys are talking about take us through your nighttime skincare routine. Nicki said it’s rather short, and I wish it were longer because I feel like I’m failing as a woman when my skincare routine is as short as most men’s.

I tucked my hair in the back of my shirt. Usually can’t find a clip because I’m really disorganized, and I washed my face with her as clear water as hydrating cleanser. Then I use the ordinaries one hundred percent plant drived squalene. That’s litterally all I use. Well Nikki Deanna any extra steps After a show, Nicky says, I usually take out my hair extensions way before I get to bed.

They’ll come out in public. I don’t care if people seeing me take them out. I almost want people to see me take them out because I want people to understand that having thick hair is an illusion for most women on TV, and that you shouldn’t compare yourself to us. I take off my eyelashes and put those next to the sink so that my boyfriend gets scared and thinks their house centipedes. Andrews santino Is announced a tour twenty four dates starting on September fourteenth in California at the Table Mountain Casino Resort.

Other stops include Indianapolis, Charlotte, Kansas City, Cleveland, Chicago, Philly, New York, San Diego, and Boston. Don Al Rawlings spoke to WTOP. I didn’t know this. Rawlings joined the US Air Force at one point was stationed at Bawling Air Force Base in DC. Donnelle said, I had just gotten out of my four year enlistment and I started stand up in a place called Comedy Connection in green Belt, Maryland.

They gave so many opportunities for a lot of local comics to get stage time when you couldn’t get it. I was a military police officer wanting to be a DC police officer. In the interim of that, I went to a comedy club with some co workers. I fell in love with that. I was a heckler turned professional stand up.

Along the way, he met someone named Dave Chappelle, famous comedian. We met New York, but we knew of each other being DC comics. He moved to New York a lot sooner than I did. We really connected once I moved to New York and became part of a Chappelle’s Show. To be honest, me and Dave became closer after the show than we were actually doing the show.

I looked at it more like we were co workers. All I wanted was for him to say action. Let the camera speak for itself. If you would like this program ad free, there’s a link in the show notes. I recommend you choose the option that says Calibergod dot Com slash plus five bucks a month.

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Back in the morning for July fourth, See then

Las Culturistas Bowen Yang and Matt Rogers Olympics podcast

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hello, Jenny Mack if your Daily Comedy News. I’m thinking ahead to the weekend and the interview I have with Alex Bennett. Alex is a friend of mine, longtime a radio personality, and he’s up there in years, and we got into a friendly disagreement about old jokes, and as you’ll hear Alex say, he doesn’t appreciate them.

And then when we got into this, this was pre debate that we recorded.

This is I was saying, I like a nice, harmless Joe Biden is so old joke. I just had the late bot running some and like, to me, these are harmless jokes. I like stuff like this. Joe Biden so old his birth certificate is written in Roman numerals. Joe Biden is so old his Social Security number is one.

See that’s funny. Joe Biden is so old he remembers when rainbows were in black and white. Like. So those jokes aren’t really about Joe Biden. They’re just silly jokes using age as a premise.

But Alex really had a problem with it. You’ll hear about that in Saturday’s show. And it’s just top of mind on this side of the debate here on July second. We’re seeing the news slow down already. Don’t worry.

I’ve squirrelled some stuff away. But as you’ll hear today, it’s just a bunch of oh yeah, we announced a couple things right before the holidays, So let’s dive in. Bowen Yang, he’ll have an Olympics podcast. I suspect this will do really well. I personally have bow and fatigue right now.

I really enjoy him on SNL, but I don’t know. It’s starting to be a little much Bowen, But I have no doubt this podcast will do really well. Bowen Yang and Matt Rogers from Los Culturistas say this show will offer a different take on the Olympics, with each episode featuring a dose of the host before diving into the games. Bowen says, we’re going to get around to the Olympics. It’s called two Guys, five Rings, so you’re going to have to get through us before you get to the Olympics part.

It will be fifteen episodes. Yang and Rogers break down the top storylines, discuss the athletes to watch and the results, Obsessed over Paris culture, and find out what really goes on in the op village. They have put out one episode that you do that to seed your feed and you can climb the charts a little bit, but the main thing will run July twenty sixth through August eleventh.


Meanwhile, Colin Jost will serve as an NBC Sports reporter for the Olympics s…

He won’t be in Paris, though surfing is being held in Tahiti. NBC calls Colin Jost an avid surfer. Jost will report live from Tahiti. Olympic Surfing kicks off Saturday, July twenty seventh at twelve fifteen am Eastern. Jost will be on site to interview athletes and report on the conditions.

Pro surfers Joe Turple and Mike Parsons will handle the play by play and analysis. Joe said, I’m honored to get to watch the best surface in the world compete on one of the heaviest waves imaginable and help showcase the rich history of surfing in Tahiti, and my Writer’s Guild Health Insurance is excited to see what the coral reef does to my back. Now, if you’re wondering why Tahiti apparently the Sian River is not the best for surfing there in downtown Paris. But you’ve heard the phrase French Polynesia. It all makes sense.

Yeah, so it’s France, but you know France over there, I guess Joe said, as you could tell from this in no way doctored photo. I can’t wait to get to t he to cover the twenty twenty four Olympics surfing competition and maybe even seriously get injured trying to surf. Jimmy Fallon will co host the closing ceremony. Love this spin after NBC Sports Mike Turico invited him while guesting on the Tonight Show. As if Tarico ad lib this, as if Mike just went on the Tonight Show and was like, you know what, I’m just gonna ask Jimmy Fallon to do this.

What if he says no on live to tape television, Mike Turico, I’m not buying your story. Is Jimmy Fallon gonna be like no, no, no, Mike Urico, I don’t want to do that. Are the bosses at both NBC and the Olympics going, wait, they asked Jimmy Fallon, Oh shoot, don’t try and hogwash this guys How Fake Stop with Your Spin. Keenan Thompson will also co host a highlight show with Kevin Hart on Peacock. Kevin Hart Never Afraid to take a gig Leslie Jones will also be doing some work for NBC slash Peacock.

While would you like some Boneless Wings? One of my favorite comedians, Jimmy O Yang, is working with Popeyes. Jimmy O Yang, apparently known for his skepticism about boneless wings, has teamed up with Popeye, promoting six mouthwatering varieties like Classic Honeylemon Pepper, and Signature Hot Well what are the other three? Now? I have to go to popeyes dot com.

You got your click, but come on, I mean it’s only six. Tell me what they are? All right? It took a lot of clicks. According to popeyes dot com slash menu slash section E four, there are five sauces, not the six mentioned in the press release.

The five on the actual Popeye’s website are Sweet and Spicy Sauce, Honey Barbecue Wing sauce, Roasted Garlic Parmesan wing sauce, Signature Hot Wing Sauce, and Honey Lemon Pepper Sauce. Well what’s the six sauce? Hmm. Mel Brooks still out at about and you can join him at the Peacock Theater Saturday, July twenty seventh for a celebration of the fiftieth anniversary of Blazing Saddles, we got a trailer for the best Christmin Pageant ever and inspirational comedy starring Judy Greer and Pete Holmes. The Best Christmins Pageant Ever centers on the Herdman kids, who are the absolute worst.

They lie, they steal a bully, and they’ve hijacked the town Christmas pageant. As the rowdy and Rocus siblings force themselves into all of the lead roles, they drive the pageant’s director, Grace played by Judy Greer, and other members of her family, including husband Bob Pete Holmes up the wall. How Adam Sandler’s not in this? I don’t know. I know what an Adam Sandler plot sounds like, and this is one.

But through their misfit mischief I like that writing there, these unlikely messengers might turn out to be the ones to deliver the town sensational and moving portrayal of the true meaning of Christmas. Ronin Hirshberg has yet another special out today, Comedy Dynamics releasing it Could Have Been Better. It’ll be out on album form on July fifth. It Could Have Been Better is Hirshberg’s fourth special overall, his second in the last two months. He released one on June twentieth that I watched over the weekend and told you it’s okay.

I don’t hate it. I don’t love it. It just is. That one’s called Brave. You’ll find that on YouTube.

Comedy Dynamics also announced the acquisition of Tony Rock Rock the World, the debut special from a comedian, Tony Rock. You may have heard of Tony’s brother, Chris, also a comedian. Among Tony Rock’s credits, he has been seen on the series Everybody Hates Chris. Jason Zenneman from The New York Times. We all like him right now, we all know who he is.

He cut up with Keith Robinson and wrote with the changes to his movement and speech, Robinson’s stand up has new gravity and pace. After considerable speech therapy, Robinson can tell jokes but must work harder to be understood. Keith says everything has to be more precise. Now everything counts I can’t depend on movement. After his second stroke, which was far more debilitating than the first, Robinson briefly thought he’d have to quit performing and become a writer.

Chris Rock hired him to help with Rock’s recent special, but Robinson missed being on stage, hang out with comics, and most of all, busting chops. Drew Carrey wants to keep posting the prices right. He says, I do have a goal. I want to keep going until I die. This is my eighteenth season.

I’ve got to get to the thirty five and forty one year mark so I can catch Bob Barker and Pat Sayjack. Drew says, once I hit ten years here, I was like, wow, that’s the longest I’ve ever had a job in my life. It’s just such a great part of my day, my year, my life. I can’t imagine giving it up. I don’t like CBS to know that.

But it’s going to be a few years till my next contract negotiations, so maybe forget I said this. I can quit any time I want. Amber Ruffin came out on social media. She wrote, and what will come as a shock to exactly zero people, I’m using the last day of pride to come out be proud of who you are. Little babies.

I know I am, and I can’t wait to be discriminated against for a new reason. And that is your comedy news for today. See if you can figure out what the sixth the sauce is and let me know. See you tomorrow

Some comedy specials to check out over July 4

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hello Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Sebastian Manuscalco shared his go to high protein breakfast with the folks at Men’s Health. He showed off his black and white striped fridge. Men’s Health says the fridge itself is meticulously organized, filled with every imaginable fruit, vegetable, meat, cheese, pasta, et cetera.

Not only is it visually appealing, but it showcases the variety of foods and flavors he incorporates into his meals. You mean he doesn’t go to the National donut chain every morning and eats something that’s totally unhealthy and a large iced coffee of caramel and milk. Maniscalco jokes that the container of Bell peppers is strictly for color and equips. We bought it for the look. He claims.

His staple ingredient is eggs, and a typical breakfast for Sebastian Maniscalco consists of three or four eggs, smoked salmon, and some avocado. When he’s on tour. He likes to eat healthier and prioritize protein as a way to sustain the energy and physicality required. For sets. One thing you’ll never find in his fridge.

Every Friday growing up, my mother would make liver with onions and it was awful. Manuscalco then took Ment Health to the gym, where he showed off his latest edition pickleball courts. He jokes, because he’s now fifty, it felt necessary. Yeah, I’m fifty something and that seems to be the rage. I’m still out there playing beach volleyball with people literally half my age.

Last week a teammate was talking to someone on the other team and she realized, Oh, it’s not just I could be your mom, I could be your grandmother. Ha ha. Sebagin said, when I was in my twenties, thirties and early forties, it was primarily esthetics. Used to be a lot about weight training. There’s no more plates.

Now it’s more about nutrition and being flexible. I don’t really care if I have the biggest chest, biceps, legs. That’s not the intention here. The intention now is about mobility. Entertainment Weekley did a big profile of Stephen Colbert.

He pulled out a frame photo of an early career Walter cronkite where he used to discuss the day’s headlines with a puppet named Charlemagne. Colbert said, this is my that Walter Cronkite started off as a morning anchor who had a puppet lion, so let’s not hear about the dignity of CBS News. Back at Northwestern University, he paid his fifty dollars rent by building cheap futon frames out of two by fours and dry wall screws and sell them to the broke college students. He recalls dead fall apart. In the middle of the night.

People would call me furious, and I’d put a handful of screws in my pocket and grab a cordless drill. I’d ride my bike across Evanston, I’d fix their bed, and I’d go home. Eventually he got a job answering phones and selling souvenirs at Second City, a perk of the job free classes. Perhaps his improv background makes him such a good listener, He says, I’m not setting the tone. My interests are eclectic and my tone is malleable.

There’s almost nothing that we could talk about that I’m not going to find some interest in. I’m willing to ride your pony wherever. The only exception is when he has politicians on the show. With politicians, I feel a different obligation to ask the questions that I want to ask, not the questions that they want to be asked. It’s not like I want to be adversarial, but when you interview a politician, you can’t edit anything they want you to edit.

He plans to host the late show as long as they I’ll let him. Vulture caught up with tignatsorrow and asked Tick about the joke she’s most excited to show her kids one day. Tick said, I’m very curious what they’re going to think about when I take my shirt off, and boyish girl interrupted. It was only from watching Drawn did they find out even had cancer. They had no clue that’d see my body, and they had no questions about my scars.

But I remember lying on the bed the morning after they watched Drawn, they had a lot of questions about what cancer was. They were pointing out my scars and they were like, and this is from cancer. So I guess I’m curious what they’ll think about that moment. When I took my shirt off, the first time I did it at Largo, I felt a little insecure because I like my son Max am modest. I was definitely uncomfortable, but I remember Bo Burnham was there and after the show he was like, whoa, my mind is blown.

This is not just about women or cancer. This is about body image. This is about being comfortable with the human body. That really gave me more strength and power behind what I was doing. It doesn’t matter who you are or what’s going on.

This is about bodies. The Old Reporter had a round table of comedians and they talked about not wanting to see someone you know in the audience. Taylor Thomlinson said, I’ve had people, people from high school come to sit in the front row and You’re like, no, please, not like there. They think they’re being supportive, and they are. We appreciate it, but I’m like, sit halfway back, right where the darkness starts.

And she also doesn’t like any folded pair of arms in the front row, no matter what they’re attached to. You’re kind of like, let’s unfold those over the course of the night. Mike bur Bigley has said people you know are not who you want in a stand up comedy audience. Jackie Novak and I swore together and we always compared it to being an exog dancer a stripper. It’s like you don’t really want your friends to be there when you’re stripping.

Vulture wrote five new comedy specials you should definitely watch when you have a moment. Got a holiday week coming up, we probably have some time. They point out upward of one hundred and fifty stamp specials were released in twenty twenty three. Here are some recommendations. Alex Edelman’s Just for Us.

This is the one about Edemun’s story at the time he went to a white supremacist meeting in Queen’s and tried to hide that he was Jewish. I’ve not seen that one yet. Kyle Kanane’s Dirt Nap on YouTube. I love that one. That has a nice fifteen minute chunk about fast and furious that I think is an all timer.

I don’t know how deep the ald timer list is, but I would put this up there with things like Eddie Murphy The Barbecue. Nathan McIntosh is Down with Tech on YouTube. I had finally gotten around to that one. That’s pretty good, A focused assault on a single topic, tech companies and the tech nerds, he argues who run the world. Macintosh’s strength is his frenzied performance and specifically is constantly cracking sky is falling voice.

I will recommend that one to you. You should watch that one. Christina Catherine Martinez her debut special Martinez a shot alone in an empty gallery space, surrounded by a fridge, oven and baking materials, wearing an unfinished pink dress will tighten the back with large steel clamps. It’s not the first Specials shot without an audience, but with how to Bake a Cake, it underlines the loneliness of the material and the emptiness of modern life that Martinez is commenting on this one sounds pretty cool. I haven’t seen this one.

When she mentions her day job at a startup, an ominous off camera voice asked her what she did there. She says, I honestly have no idea. As far as I could tell, my job was every day going on office and then I’d like touch base all day. That’s what they don’t tell you in college. You can work in any creative industry if you know how to touch base, if you check in and circle back, then you have upper management written all over you.

Boy, Now I really want to watch that Another one I haven’t seen. They recommend Natasha vain Blands We’re All Dads Here. This one, also on YouTube. We’re All Dads Here, they say, feels like a little Oasis time machine, because, unlike many recent specials, she’s just really, really silly. She tells a joke about how her old roommate used to know she was going to the bathroom because she’d hear vain Blant say oh boy to herself, which only gets sillier when vain Bland explains that she spilled water on her laptop after writing that joke, so that when the computer repair person brought it back to life, all they saw on the screen was the phrase, oh boy when I poop.

What makes the kookiness work is vain Blad is a deliberate, self aware joke writer and precise performer, able to gracefully slip an out of characters and voices. And while most YouTube specials are shot without much direction beyond just documenting the live show, We’re All Dads Here has some nice flourishes. That sounds like a really good special. I would like to check that one out, and perhaps this week, when I have a little more time, I will that your comedy news for today. If you enjoy the show, tell a friend about it hopefully they’ll like it too, and you can all hit follow on your Apple podcast app.

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Emily Catalano talks about her new album Hey

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hello, I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. My guest today is Emily Catalano. Her debut album is out That is called Hey, and we’ll find out why it’s called that. That outum out on Blonde Medicine.

You can also get it in limited edition vinyl with a gorgeous mets finish. Here’s my conversation with Emily. Is it weird to put everything down as a recording by letting that material behind it? Is it’s a strange feeling because you’re saying goodbye to it, but it also feels really good to get rid of it at the same time, interesting phrasing and getting rid of it or you just you’ve been doing it for a long time, so it’s like sometimes it’s nice to go back to it, but like at the same time, like you don’t like the part of what’s fun about comedy is like the brand new stuff and like growing out of the comedian, So going back to the old stuff like a little bit of a crutch. So it does feel good to be like, okay, and now I’m onto the new chapter.

Did you approach it from the standpoint of okay? That hour is done, I’m putting it to bed. Or have you been trying out five ten minute chunks along the way so you have a new set. Yeah, I’m figuring it out along the way. I’m not really sure because a lot of this stuff from the album I’ve already posted as clips on Instagram or TikTok or whatever, So a lot of it was like I stopped doing anyways.

But then there was like a new chunk that like I saved for the album that then I recorded as like a video after that, and now I’m feel like I’m done with that and now I’m like starting fresh. I’ve been talking to a lot of comics who the topic of crowd work keeps coming up, and because of the need to feed the beast, do you find yourself doing I don’t mean this is a dig, but CrowdWork for crowdwork’s sake, just so you have something to feed TikTok or whatnot a little bit. I’ve always really enjoyed crowd work before even that was a thing I found TikTok just I think it makes a live experience a little bit better for the people there. But I try not to rely on it, like I’ll do my material, and then I’ll do a little chunk of crowd work just to make the people who like came to the show feel special, And sometimes that turns into something really funny. But I’m like, yeah, why wouldn’t I post this?

This is really funny? Yeah, good, crowd work is great. It’s I think I struggle with the set up crowd work. I’m gonna just be like, your hat is stupid, just so you can slam me, because you know how you have. There’s so many fake clips now and maybe I’m too close to it that I can just tell yeah, no, I get it.

Like it’s really tough when it when people post something that’s it doesn’t go anywhere. But I’m like really particular about what I post, Like I have to be really happy with it if I’m posting it. So I hope that people who follow me understand this is gonna be worth your time, This is gonna be worth your thirty seconds. It’s gonna go somewhere. Are you post everything yourself?

Is there a secret media team of eighty five people? No, just I have a background in editing, so I’m like, yeah, I don’t really trust that many people that do it for me. No, I hear you on that talk to me about editing. Oh, it’s just I was just always interested in like filmmaking, and so, like I think in high school, I just started like making little like sketches or whatever. And I actually taught myself how to edit before I had a computer or anything.

So I just had like my dad’s camcorder and a VCR player, and I would like edit that way like I would record onto VHS tape, So just bringing it down a generation basically, that’s the hard way. I’m antioned. I learned how a razor blade back me. Wow, yeah, I would have loved that, but I didn’t have It was fun. You have razor blade a grease pencil, and then you got quick enough that you didn’t need the grease pencil anymore.

You kind of had muscle memory with your thumb on where you grab the tape. You make a slice, let’s go for it. But you had to keep track of all the little pieces of tape. You’d take out a chunk and put the tape around your neck so in case the edit was poor and you could put the tape back in and if you lost the piece you had taken out. Once these computers came in.

These kids today, You guys have no idea what it was like back in the day. I know it was fun, though I would have loved to try the film stuff, but yeah, I had was a VHS on the crowd work. Are you finding people coming trying to be annoying participants in your show, like I’m gonna go and I’ll say something funny, so Emily could be even more funny. I haven’t gotten a lot of that. I’ve gotten more like people are scared, like they don’t want to be the butt of the joke, so they if I’m just trying to be nice or just trying to have a conversation, people will be like, I’m not talking to you, and that’s really annoying.

That’s more annoying than someone like trying to get a good clip. I’ve heard audiences are increasingly filling up from the back and not taking the thrush. Oh yeah, yeah, it’s tough. Are you in LA today? I am?

How’s the scene out there? I’m a little rough. I don’t think I’ve I know, I haven’t done a comedy show in LA since the pandemic. How’s the scene? What are the good rooms?

The good rooms? It took a while to come back from the pandemic. Everything just came back really slowly. So independent shows got wiped out and they’re like slowly starting to come back, but all the clubs seem to be back. Like anytime you do a club show, that’s good.

I’ve been lucky enough to be able to do shows at Largo, which I don’t know if you’ve ever been there, but yeah, definitely, every show I’ve done there has been great, So it’s yeah, it’s good. I don’t know. Did you find for yourself doing some research, you had a conan appearance and then the pesky pandemic came along. Did you feel like kind of put things on pause or we’re all in this together, so everybody was on pause. What’s the difference or did you feel like that hit your momentum a little bit?

Oh yeah, I think it definitely took a hit. But I think it came at a time where maybe I was like a little burnt out where I needed a break anyways, so it was like a good reminder that, oh I should rest, I shouldn’t be out every night. I don’t know, just I should take some time just to be by myself and write. So I think that’s what it did for me, and now I just I love being home and I love writing. It like really got me into that groove.

I think the entire world liked, you know, in a weird way. The six months off of we just all got sick a stake from watched Netflix. Right, it was just as much as it was horrible, it was cool. Everyone admits four years later it was great. I was really excited about it, actually, like it was scary, but I was also like, oh, I’m so glad that everybody is just stopping.

I don’t have to keep up with anybody. Did you resort to zoom shows? I did. Yeah. I lived with a couple of other comics, so we did a monthly or weekly zoom show together, which was fun because we were all in the same room, or the three of us were.

And then we got pretty good following every week, and it was just something to keep our minds occupied and still writing jokes and interacting with people. Some weeks were like really rough and really, why are we doing this? That was terrible, But then some weeks it was really fun, and we’d do this thing where people could bend mels and we’d take a shot if we were like during our set, someone ben mode and then they said this is for Emily or whatever. Then someone would hand me a shot and we just started doing water by the end because they were like, we can’t do this anymore. This was a give makes, but we need some great money doing that.

As a civilian, I enjoyed the zoomshells. They were product their time, and I understand why people don’t want to do them, but they were pretty cool. Out here. There was a guy he had a restaurant and he started doing cooking classes. So I remember every Thursday at four o’clock, you would throw him a hundred bucks, go to shop where I’d pick up a box, come home, and he would do a live cooking class.

But the food was credible.

And then it all of a sudden stopped when the world came back and I was like, …

Yeah, stuff was fun. I know. Yeah, there’s definitely some good moments, and I think people really appreciated it, which that helped a lot. When people were like, this is I look forward to this every week, I’m like, Okay, at least somebody is enjoying it and we’re not doing it for nobody. But yeah, it was tough.

When you do comedy in front of a live audience, there’s no other feeling in the world, and so to go from that to you don’t hear anybody laughing, and you sometimes can’t even see their faces, like if they’re smiling, so you have no feedback whatsoever. So it’s really tough to do Zoom shows and so I’m glad I don’t have to do them anymore. I hadn’t really thought of that, right, because you can’t keep the crowd mics on because then you’ll have vidiots talking in your ears. Oh wow, we would keep it on. But the way I guess Zoom works is like, if you’re talking, it’s gonna mute.

Everybody else have to like pause and hope that someone laughs so there’s not an awkward pause. But yeah, live comedy is just a million times better. More with Emily after the break. I love your style, I love your writing, A lot of misdirection in it. Who are your influences?

I started doing some research and I came across an article that I’m convinced was written by AI. It just had a lot of that AI phrasing. Are your influences? Amy? Schumer and Louis C.

K Oh Interesting, I’ve never seen that before. Yeah, never, Probably when I started comedy, they were probably the most famous comedians at the time, So definitely I definitely am influenced by other comedians. But yeah, I would say more Sarah Silverman and like Nay Bargatzi is tak Nataro, like people like that. I could see that in the style and the approach to writing all great comics there. Your album is called Hey, which I love.

Is there a secret meaning behind Hey? Or is just Hey? That’s how I start every set. I just go up and say Hey. Then, so it became like just a fun way to start my set, and for some reason people laugh when I say Hey.

I know, if people laugh when I say Hey, it’s going to be a good show. But if nobody laughs, and I know, I got to put in a little bit more work. Do you have a chunk that you know works when you pull something up from later in the set, or go back to some greatest hits type material just to win the room. Yeah, I have a catalog of greatest hits, and sometimes those don’t even work. So you’re just kind of like, all right, I just got to power through this.

But yeah, I definitely I’ll just go back to stuff that I know works more than other stuff. As somebody who programs comedy radio stations. I appreciate that you named your tracks. Nate drives me nuts. He doesn’t name his tracks.

They’re all eight is twelve tracks tell a story like the guy went to the bathroom. I wonder if he is mad, And it drives me nuts because I’ll be like, oh, I’m looking for a bit about I don’t know airports, and I have no idea what his material is unless I play it. So thank you for labeling your cuts. How much did you work at that or are they just things that were in your mind? Like this segment is called this or did you sit there and go I’m going to name track for this.

No, I’ll always bring like a list up with me because I have a really bad memory, so i’ll forget the order of my jokes. So I kind of name sections of my material anyways. So it was just oh yeah, divorced, married, baseball, like just the one word things that just drogged my memory to let me know where I’m at. So it’s pretty easy to just be like, oh, this section is that, But I do. I wanted every joke to be its own track, but you can’t really do that with I think for like radio or whatever, they have to be like at least two minutes or something.

I had to like group a bunch of jokes together sometimes and then I just called it like whatever the first joke was or something. Yeah, I’ll tell you the secret behind that. As a programmer, you had like a five minute clip, you can play twelve of them in an hour. So if you start handing in forty nine second clips, because they mess up my scheduling, So that four or five minute thing from the radio person’s perspective is the sweet spot, and then you, as the artist wants the radio station to play it so you get some of those sweet royalties. So it’s my advice to all comedians if your goal is to get streaming royalties, don’t have a twenty five second play yeah clip, go for five five minutes, just perfect.

Yeah, that’s that’s what the label told me. I was like, yeah, this is the only plant I’m donas was to get the radio spins. When we started back in two thousand and four, the artists or the comedians were like, you’re stealing our material, I hate you, and then the Royalty checks showed up and I’ll name names. I ran into Ron White and Nashville and boy did he shake my funny how it flipped it.


And then all of a sudden every comedian was like, why are you not playing my …

Was like, all right, six months ago you hated us. Yeah, but yeah, Sirius has been like a game changer. I actually have hope that we can make money as comedians. Yeah. Sure, it’s great for awareness.

I know a lot of people who bought into it and would come up and do guest spots and it definitely moved tickets for them. It’s anything else, it’s awareness. Yeah. So your album is also out on vinyl. Talk to me about that.

I didn’t know that was a thing, And I don’t mean that as a Weisenheimer. I know Chappelle would sometimes put things out on vinyl that I cynically think was to make sure it qualified as an album for the Grammys, that it was an actual album, not a Netflix special. But you put this one out on vinyl, which is neat. Yeah. I just like the idea of vinyl.

I have a record player, and it really like whenever I put an album on the player. I really just sit there and listen to it. Where if I’m like just listening on my phone or something, I’m like doing other things and not really paying attention. But I like the idea of someone just sitting down and listening to comedy because that’s it feels maybe more like you’re at the show in that way.


Also, I just love the vinyl artwork, and it’s having a physical piece of art …

Yeah, everything old is new again. Vinyl is super cool. It’s like you said, Hey, here’s my digital release. It’s we talk about this with the kids at the holidays. There’s nothing to give anyone anymore.

Hey, in the day, even if it was just a gift for gifts sake, I could give you a video game or a DVD or an album. Now it’s here’s ten dollars, go on in Apple and buy something. It’s there’s no there there anymore exactly. Yeah, just to hold something is unique these days. So yeah, and then I can just bring them and give them to people or sell them at shows.

Just something to have or sign even it’s always good. Oh I didn’t think that. Yeah that’s neat. Yeah i’d like posters I was doing, but I don’t know. Posters are cool, but not everybody wants a poster.

But everybody can stash away YL even if they don’t have a fit record player. They’re cool to free. Yeah, they are cool. Are you touring right now? Is on your website?

I saw one date from memory. I think it’s in Seattle, and I just thought it was quirky that there’s one date on there and it’s only in Seattle and why Seattle? And I just had a million questions. Well, yeah, I’m planning a new tour starting in September, but Seattle is the only one who’s put up their tickets yet, so that’s why I just love it there. But yeah, I’ll be going out, but I’m just waiting for everybody to post the tickets before I start promoting it.

But this will be more like I’m gonna just try a bunch new material tour and try to work on a new hour and I’ll probably yeah, do crowd work too, just just to have some fun. But I won’t be it won’t be forced I think new material tours are cool. Kevin Hart just did a little one a similar thing. A few years ago. Weird Awl went out and it was like Deep Cuts, only if you want to hear eat it, do not come.

You’re just going to be disappointed the diehards. I love that kind of show that just is all right, we’re just having fun here tonight. Yeah. I like it too. It makes me feel like I’m actually, like, yeah, working on my craft.

But I understand if a tourists is like coming to a comedy club or a show and they don’t really know who I am, they probably wouldn’t care about it, or maybe they wouldn’t have a good time. But I think for people who know me and know me from my clips and stuff, I think that would be really cool for them to see the process, see behind the scenes of like how I come up with my stuff. And different shows, different venues, different days of the week, different timeslots, different expectations. Tuesday night, you show up at ten forty five unannounced, a lot different than your name being on the marque at a theater, right, yeah, yeah, But I don’t know. I think that if people are coming to see me, it’s my headlining show.

They probably have listened to my album or seen my reels and stuff. I don’t know if they want to see those again. So to me, I’m like to just like try new things and work it out with them. But I don’t know if other people like that, or if I just liked how timely or topical do you like to get You like to dive into particular current events, which I’m not going to get into. You stay away from all that.

I like to stay away from it. I think we get enough of that and people, Yeah, that’s all the late night talk shows are, so it’s going to be done, all the topical stuff, so I focus on other things. I do like to al write jokes. If I’m in a a new city, I’ll write jokes about that city or observations or whatever. But that’s the only really topical thing I’ll do.

So is that just walking around and taking it in by osmosis or is that asking a local for a topical joke or yeah, just walking around or even reading about the city before I go, because I’m going into cities that I’ve never been in and I don’t know anything about, so it is I think interesting just to see my observations from one who’s never been there before, in the vibe of the city or the vibe of the people that I’ve met. And that’s why I do crowd work too, because everybody is different in every city, so I got to get to know what they’re all about. What do you do when you’re not doing comedy? What do your other things? I love movies, like I’ll just go watch movies below.

Just being outside, like I love camping and rock climbing and just hanging out with family. I don’t know, I’m pretty boring, just boring, that’s awesome. I tried doing indoor and I discovered I have this terrible fear of heights. I was like, I did it exactly once. I’m hitting the rope and I’m like, did you, And all of a sudden, I had that innate response, Oh my god, I’m forty feet up, bah get me out of here.

I never knew I had this fear. It is. It’s scary, even like when you’re used to it, the heights are still scary because it’s a if something goes wrong, it’s over. But I think that’s why it’s exciting too. It’s like that adrenaline rush I guess it’s similar to comedy that makes your heart beat a little bit faster.

So how does one do it? Do you need an organized crew? I assume you need at least a buddy, right, you’re not going out there yourself and climbing or Yeah, you have buddies. Climbing buddies, they’re pretty easy to find. It got like really popular, so now the gyms are like way too crowded in LA especially.

Do you have any other projects coming up that we should know about other than the album? After the album, I filmed a special which has some of the chunks from the album, but a lot of new stuff too. I’m editing that now with the director and I’m not sure when it’ll be out, but that’s something that’s coming up. And I’m filming another I don’t tell taping next week, so that’ll be coming out too at some point. So I have, yeah, a lot of content coming out which hopefully people like.

I’m scrolling through my notes here and one thing that cracked me up when I was doing the prep. I don’t know how often you google yourself or not. Are you familiar with this other Emily in Pittsburgh that reviews food? Yeah, actually, I’m working on a joke about that. See, I was going to commentate with you could wreck her life if you wanted to, just by posting videos.

But oh that’s hilarious, right, I won’t. I don’t want to ruin your joke. I feel like she probably has heard of me, but I don’t know because I get a lot of messages from There are a lot of Emily Catalanos out there, so I’ll get message of the dms like hey, nice name or something like that. But yeah, she’s the one who I’m the most familiar with it because I set up like a Google alert for my name. Sure, and it’s only her.

I don’t get any press. It’s always her. So that’s what I’m start doing a killer ten minutes about it’s her. I’m sure even ben to pitt alert. But I would like to get a great city and then I’ll invite her.

She can fantastic me two her favorite food spots. Thank you for your time today, best of luck with the album, and looking forward to the upcoming special. Oh yeah, thanks. If you would like this program commercial free. In the show notes, it says Klaroga dot supportingcast dot FM.

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Jerry Seinfeld and regret over the Seinfeld finale

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Caloroga Shark Media. Find me. Oh, I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Gqsked Jerry had the Seinfeld finale bothered him all these years. Jerry said a little bit.

Yeah, I don’t believe in regret. I think it’s arrogant to think you could have done something different. You couldn’t. That’s why you did what you did. But me and Jeff Schaffer and Larry were standing around talking about TV finales which we thought were great.

I feel Madman was the greatest. A lot of people like the Bob Newhart won, Mary Tyler Moore was okay. I think mad Man was the greatest final moment of a series I’ve ever seen, so satisfying, so funny. And they said that they had sat and watched the Seinfeld finale trying to figure out what went wrong, and it was obvious about that final scene leaving them all in the jail cell. I think we were affected by some things.

People had said that they were selfish or whatever, and looking back in it, I think they were great. I love them. First of all, you’re not doing comedy without self directed individuals. There’s an essential element of comedies in Shakespeare in Forever. You can’t do comedy without selfish people.

That’s what people relate to. Jerry talked about revealing very little about himself. Jerry said, I do this one bit about I don’t have arguments to my wife. Now. When I say those things, the audience knows that they can’t be true, but they don’t care because they want to hear the joke.

The great joy to me is I’m making this up, but let me see if I can make it sound like it makes sense to me. That’s what comedy is to me. They know I’m lying from the first line, and they don’t care. I always say, I don’t want to hear amusing anecdotes from your journal talk about something that couldn’t possibly have happened. That’s what I want to hear.

I just think, if you’re a comedian and you want to survive, your only flotation device in the oceanic words of show business is real laughs. When you’re young and cute and interesting at twenty three or thirty three, a lot of things work when you’re fifty three. If you want people to get in their car and pay cash and schlep into those seats, it’s harder. I would just caution the next generation. If you want to do this your whole life, which every comedian does, make sure you’re getting real laughs.

GQ asked, Jerry, are you saying the more confessional style of comedy is anti laugh Jerry said, no, no, no, I’m saying I know a million comedians who’s work dried up at fifty three. You gotta be ready for that. Make sure you’re working to be ready for that. Forbes asked Brad Williams’s surprised you about doing stand up that you didn’t know beforehand? Brad said, one of the surprising parts about comedy is also one of the most beautiful.

You can be Jerry Seinfeld, And the process is still the same, and the stages are still the same. Jerry still has to walk through the kitchen. He’s a billionaire and he hangs out in the same tiny green room that all the other comics do. Comedy humbles you, it keeps you humble. Forbes also caught up with Billy Gardell.

He’s back out doing stand up after being a TV star for a few years. Here he says, at the beginning it was terrifying because I hadn’t done it in like three years. Obviously, I took some time to change my health, and I took some time off to rearrange the puzzle pieces. You know, I lost one hundred and seventy three pounds and I had to get used to this frame and what this body wanted to tell me. So it’s been fun to explore that.

Yeah, if you haven’t seen a picture of Billy Gardell, google him. You won’t recognize him. He looks great. The first show back was terrifying, But then I don’t know, man, something happens when you get that connection with the audience. You start to want more and more and more.

And now I’m really having fun again. I can’t believe I’ve gotten to do two hit TV shows. I don’t know who gets to do that. My wife says, I’ve got a horseshoe in my butt. But the common thread in both those shows is that love wins the day.

Where the world is right now. I’m so proud of that show. Bob Hart’s Abashola all right, how as I keep the weight off, I’m religious about it. I pack healthy stuff in my suitcase. When I get to a destination, my first trip is to get some healthy snacks of the room.

So I don’t tempt myself. I find a way to work out. I got a trainer who says there’s always time in the day. It just means you gotta get up an hour earlier or go to bed an hour later. I’ve adapted that mantra man and finally learned it’s not torture to do this stuff.

It took me until fifty two to figure it out. I’ll be fifty five in August, but I’m a big believer that enlightenment doesn’t care when you get there, as long as you arrive. I’m learning to take care of myself and I’m finding joy in that. Maybe he’ll get me remotivated for someone who Humblebragg did the New York City Marathon. I guess it’s seven months ago now.

I can’t run two and a half miles right now. It’s just it’s unbelievable. Don’t turn fifty something, guys. Billy Guardell talks about localization. I try to find something cool in each city I go to.

I tell my son this all the time. You gotta go look for inspiration and it’s not gonna knock on the door. You gotta read. When I was in Kansas City, I went to jazz legend Charlie Parkers gravesite in Saint Louis. They’ve got toasted Ravioli.

In Philadelphia, it’s the Liberty bell Or Museums. And usually some kind of inspiration will come from that. Other things he does. I’m a big vinyl guy. I’m always adding to my record collection.

I also like to mess with my car a little bit. I’m a simple guy that way. When I got my downtime, I’d try to cherish it at home. Eddie Murphy didn’t think Beverly Hills Cop was going to go well. He was twenty three years old in nineteen eighty four.

He went to the industry screening and said it didn’t go well. A lot of times at industry screenings, they don’t laugh. I thought the movie was going to be horrible. I was with director John Landis and he was like, no, it’s great. I thought they hated it.

Then I went and I saw it with a real audience, and I saw the real reaction to it. But the very first time, it was scary. Beverly Hills Cop axl F on Netflix July third. They might even make a fifth movie, Murphy said, they’re developing it. If it comes together, we’ll be doing another one.

However, the latest film took a toll on his body. I messed my knee up before the movie started. I didn’t mess my knee up doing a stunt. I mess my knee up sleeping. When you’re getting your sixties, you get miss your body up just sleeping.

I hear you the only times really likes Jim Norton’s podcast sword Fight. Jim says, we have the typical married stuff and people can respond the way they want to. But the podcast is accurate, it’s truthful, and we’re not trying to put masks on to pretend. The best way to get people to change how trans people are viewed is to interact with trans people so they can realize, oh, hey, they’re just like everyone else. She laughs at weird things and wants to do stuff at eleven at night when she knows I have to work in the morning, so it’s like having a child.

Nikki said, I also think Jim’s friends know this is for real, and I think they can tell that Jim is very serious about this relationship. In my eyes, what a man Jim Norton is to take me to comedy clubs around all these men. When I’m from another world and foreign, you do get looked at a little differently. But what a man he is. I mean people might look at him as a little feminine or a little sub in a way, but you’re such a man, Jim says, you see what marriage life is like.

She makes me feel really good. Do you see what a man is? He’s a trans icon. Sure, the whole world thinks he’s a fruit and a sub and a bottom, but I’m telling you what a man. My guest on tomorrow’s podcast is Emily Catalano.

She’s got a new album out today. It’s called Hey Hey.

Also comes available pressed on limited edition vinyl with a gorgeous matt fi…

Emily Catalano’s Hey out today on the Blonde Medicine label, and I’ll speak with her tomorrow. It’s more of a twenty minute John interviews the comedians. If you’re looking for one of these one hour epics that I’ve handed in the last few weekends, it’s not that. John Christ will tape his next special tonights at Gas South Theater in Atlanta. Law Smith spoke to Creative Loafing Tampa Bay.

Law is making a comedy special quote unquote, Finally, law Smith says, I squandered previous album deals, made excuses like my divorced drama taking up all my ram space for years, been fourteen years in comedy without any asset to show for it. I turned forty on June twenty fifth, and it gives me something on the calendar to either net up or shut up. He’ll be at the Gimmick tonight and Sunday, where he’ll be taping his first special over two nights. It might wind up being called Sunny State for Shady People, or maybe not. He hasn’t finalized the title yet, but the main topic is all set Florida and tim Bah.

Smith said, My argument is that Florida is the most American state. It’s the f ups that important here to start a second life that make the Florida Man news. Smith also hosts a podcast called Sweat Equity that contains comedic elements, but is also focused on small business and entrepreneurial advice and strategies. As for the tapings, law says, I wanted to keep it local because Tampa Bay has amazing underrated talent. Go see him tonight at Vick gimmick.

British comedian Ted Robbins is related to Paul McCartney. Yes that Paul McCartney. Robin’s late mother was Paul McCartney’s first cousin. He told the Chattabis podcast that having such a huge star in the family has not been easy for everyone. He says, Paul and my mom are first cousins.

You know when people do the who’s the most famous person on your phone? Well that’s mister McCartney. In some ways, it’s a great thing, and for some members of our family I won’t name names, it’s kind of screwed their lives up a little bit because you’re compared, you know what I mean, Paul McCartney and all that you’ve become a dentist great. Robbins thinks that’s particularly true for Paul McCartney’s younger brother, Mike, who as a musician and goes by the name Mike McGear. I think Mike is brother who’s the loveiest lot of men and talented, but his fears on his gravestone here lies Paul McCartney’s brother.

Robbins also claims Paul McCartney’s nineteen seventy song Teddy Boy was written about him. You know, he wrote a song called Teddy Boy, which was on his first solo album called McCartney and you know it goes this is the story of a boy named ted and it was sort of inspired by me. Hm. The Washington Post has been looking at the DC comedy scene. They spoke with Shelley Kim, who has been performing since high school in southern California.

She describes herself as proud husband and father. No, I didn’t mess up. How do you describe your comedic style, Shelley Kim? Shelley says, when I’m starting out, I was described as deadpan, but I learned I was deadpan because I was mumbling a lot. I’ve really worked on my inflection since then.

My comedy is much more accessible and most importantly audible. But who knows what my style will be in the future. Maybe I’ll be using puppets. Tell us about a time you bombed, She says, Oh gosh, one time someone played cricket sounds from their phone. I still shudder when I hear crickets at night.

Do you have a day job. Let me know if you’re hiring. What’s your appreciate routine? I mount the first few words of my set, over and over. It’s more of a nervous tick than a routine.

I’m doing my best and not to be a mumbler again. What else should we know about you? Let me know if you’re hiring hilarious. And that is your comedy news for today. All right, Emily Catillano.

Tomorrow, a normal episode on Sunday. See you then,

Jerry Seinfeld on Mastery and the Essence of Comedy

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Caloroga Shark Media and Hello, I’m Jennie Mack with your Daily Comedy News. The New Yorker said to Jerry Seinfeld, it’s possible that you’ve made a dollar or two from Seinfeld, yet you still work hard. Why, Jerry said, because the only thing in life that’s really worth having is good skill. Good skill is the greatest possession. The things that money buys are fine, they’re good.

I like them, but having a skill. I learned this from reading Esquire magazine in the sixties. They did an issue on mastery. Do you remember that, The interviewer says, I don’t. I’m surprised you definitely read Esquire.

Oh yeah, of course I loved Esquire in the sixties and magazine for men. Remember, yes, I do. Yeah, And they did one issue. In fact, I gotta get this issue. I’ll get it on eBay.

I’m sure it’s there. It’s a very zen Buddhist concept. Pursue mastery that will fulfill your life. You will feel good. I know a lot of rich people, so to you, they don’t feel good as you think they should and would.

They’re miserable because if they don’t master a skill, life isn’t fulfilling. So I work because if you don’t stand up comedy, if you don’t do it a lot, you stink. They asked Jerry, who did he start listening to that made him say that was the skull I want to learn. Terry said, Robert Klin and Jay Leno were the two guys that and George Carlin, Bill Cosby I love, but I thought I can never be that good. Switching gears.

Jerry talked about naming the series. I thought, well, they’ll just call it Seinfeld no matter what we call it, so we might as well just call it Seinfeld because Carson wasn’t the Tonight show. You’re on Carson. It becomes the name of the guy, and that’s why we called it that. I never thought, well that’s a Jewish name.

What about Middle America never ever crossed my mind. The New Yorker pointed out that NBC executive Brandon Tartakoff said the show originally was to New York and too Jewish. Terry said, maybe we mentioned a bar Mitzvah one time. Maybe I don’t know. We would have done anything, and comedy do anything that you think might work.

Anything. The reason my show succeeded was the brilliance of Jason, Michael and Julia. They took this really esoteric material and the brilliant performers and actors that they were, they made this material accessible to a wide audience. That’s why the show worked. Those three people, Larry and I could never have done it.

Our humor is. I think maybe it’s a little more accessible now, but at that time no. Brandon Tartakoff was right, but he didn’t realize how great Jason, might and Julia were. That’s what he missed. A tip from Jerry, don’t try to be funny if you’re not funny, if people aren’t always telling you you’re funny, don’t be funny unless you’re drunk and you’re with your very very close friends.

I set out to find out if I was funny. I didn’t think I was any funnier than any friend I had growing up. I thought we’re all exactly the same. I drove to this club, the Golden Lion Pub one forty three West forty fourth Street, no longer there. I’m still a Queen’s college.

They have an audition. I think there were just a few people there, and I did this joke about being left handed and They got a laugh, and then they booked me. The interviewer says, I want to hear the joke, and Jerry goes, all right. The joke is I’m laught handed. Why are so many left things negatively associated?

Two left feet? Left handed? Cop of it? You go to a party, there’s nobody there. Where’d everybody go?

They left huge? It got a huge laugh. Jerry tells an anecdote. I saw comedian do a couple of Tonight shows and get bounced. I don’t want to mention the name.

He went on, He did well. The second time he went on, he did less well. The third time he struggled. They never had him back, and I went, oh, now I get how this racket works. This is a writer’s game.

If you can write, you succeed. If you can’t, you will not make it. The performing being funny on stage, that’s great. A comedy can be funny on stage, But the bullets are the writing, Jerry. Do you watch tapes of yourself?

For films of yourself? Jerry said, sometimes every artist is only showing you his best. When you watch a movie, every scene, they only show you the one take that worked. Seventeen times they missed it, you’re only seeing the peak of it, and stand up. You gotta make it happen every night.

That’s the difference. That’s why actors I think they like to do theater. They want to be honest, They want to be held to account, and only a live audience holds you to account. Jerry, do you feel constant pressure to make it new all the time? Jerry says that conversation would take another hour.

The short version is, there’s no answer. If I love a bit that somebody doesn’t, I go and they do the bit. I love it the comedian you’ve seen them after the show. You go, you did the Beana bit? I love the bean A bit and they go, I know I’m trying to get out of my act.

Do something new? You go, No, I love that bit. Who’s right, there’s no answer, Jerry? Will you do another special for Netflix? He says, no, why not again?

We don’t have time for that. Jerry. Do you ever go to clubs? Yeah? I go all the time.

I don’t sit there and pay for two drinks and watch the guys go. That guy’s fantastic. I gotta work out my own stuff, Jay Leno told uh New Jersey one on one point five radio to me, there’s nothing funnier than comedy in New Jersey. I was at Rascals once years ago. So next to Rascals is an arcade, literally right next door.

So I’m in the arcade. I’m playing one of the games. To see this guy looking at me and he goes, hey, you look like Jay Leno. Jay says, I am Jay Leno. The guy goes, no, you’re not.

Jay wouldn’t be here. Jay says, I’m playing Rascals right next door. I’m on in forty five minutes. Right now, I’m playing a video game. The guy asked leto for his ID.

Jay Leno declined to provide his ID. So I go on stage. I see the guy sitting like two seats right in front of me. I go, do you believe me? Now?

Wartschatter dot Com spoke to Mike Burri Bigley about what started him in comedy. Mike says, I want to say I was maybe fifteen or sixteen years old. My brother Joe took me to see Stephen Wright, and that sent me into a rabbit hole of writing in my notebook like random thoughts, you know, because it perform what Stephen Wright does. So well as he performs this match a trick of here’s some things I was thinking about, and I’m just reeling them off the top of my head. And you know it’s an illusion because he’s written them and workshopped them, and he knows they’ll get laughs in these different places.

So I started writing a ton of jokes. Was acting ever going to be your focus? Mike? Mike said, When I got into comedy in the late nineties, the path success was you became a comedian, then you got a sitcom, and that was Ray Romano, that was Roseanne Seinfeld, et cetera. I was on that trajectory until about two thousand and eight, when I shot a sitcom pilot for CBS based on my life.

It was like an untitled Mike Birbiglia project. Then it didn’t get picked up. Then I kind of doubled down and tripled down on making these specials. I made Sleepwalk with Me my girlfriend’s Boyfriend. Thank God for the jokes, the new one and the most recent one, which is called the Old Man in the Pool, And weirdly those become what I do.

Forbes talk to Brad Williams about his new special Starfish. Brad, who is a little person, says, Look, there will always be dwarf jokes. I’m a little person. I don’t know how to write jokes from the perspective of a six foot guy. But on this special I dive into a lot of different topics and I’m really happy to leave my comfort zone.

I’m at the stage of life where I’m a father and I’ve been married a few years now. I want to give something new as a comic. I love the laughs, I live off those, but the moments that really get me excited to the silences, Because if the audience is quiet and that’s what I planned, I’ve got them. There’s a moment where I reveal something about my daughter and the audience goes quiet. I can tug it your heartstrings a little knowing that I have a joke to bring you back.

I want you to feel everything when you come to my show. I want you to feel joy and laughter, but I also want you to think a little bit this is great, and I also want you to be sad that I want to bring it back up and have you always leave happy. There was a famous speech by Jim Valvano at the sb Awards where he said something like if you can laugh, cry, and think on the same day. That was a hell of a day, and I want to make people do that, but just in an hour. So pretty profound answer there, right, What do they follow up with?

Do you find it hard to work out material for your specialist while people are taping with their phones? Wait to listen to the answer and follow up on it anyway, Brad said, I call people out. Hey, dude, I’m working on stuff. Let’s put the phone down. There’s a joke in my special and I’m most proud of about the bud Light transgender spokesperson controversy.

When I first told the joke was horrible and I got to a point where it was getting last, but it wasn’t kind of last I wanted. They were aggressive, so I kept tooling with it and I finally got the joke to point where it’s about the right laughter, The message reflects my personal beliefs. Nailed it, and you need to be allowed that process. Here’s some well written copy that I’ll read verbatim. Step right up, Comedy lovers, get ready to witness a night of hilarity and heart as the incomparable Gina Brillan takes a stage tonight at the legendary Gotham Comedy Club to film their fifth stan up special Mind Your Business.

The Washington Post has been covering the DC comedy scene. Matthew Deakins describes his comedy style as I wouldn’t describe my comedic style. Describing one’s comedic style is pretentious streetely like that answer? All right, what do you like to tell jokes about? Matthew Deacon says, Applebee’s Loreina Bobbitt Disney Adults, German adults seven to eleven.

What’s the best thing about the DC comedy scene? Matthew Deacon says, On any given night, you might be performing for the architects of the Iraq War. Tomorrow you might be performing for the architects of the next war. Someone in the audience works for Raytheon and Grumming. Somebody else works for a nonprofit that helps orphans in far away places that I’ll never visit.

They’re all here, and they’re all doing the same thing. They make spreadsheets and powerpoints, and most of them want to go home to somebody who loves them, and most of them will go home to an empty apartment for ninety minutes. They forget their apartment is empty, and they forget the mission statement of the organization they wish they didn’t work for. They don’t check email, they can’t look at LinkedIn for ninety minutes. They think about their dad, and their yard and their dawn.

They wonder if anything will ever be as good as their memories. Wow, all right, Matthew Deakons, What else should we know about you? I’ve told you everything. Democracy might die in darkness, but privacy thrives in it. If you want anything else, listen to my podcast.

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