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Caloroga Shark Media. Are they armed? Johnny mac with your Daily Comedy News John Stewart at the New York Comedy Festival started talking about Mayor elect Zorn Mamdani. John asked the crowd, are you excited about Mamdani? You’re the ones moving out.

Everybody’s nervous. He’s going to turn the city into a crap hole. That’s why I moved here. Didn’t we move here because New York’s of crap hole? We didn’t come here because it’s nice.

If you can’t make it here, you can’t make it anywhere. John said, I’m excited to see what the guy does. People say, are you worried about anti semitism? John’s tag. I’ll be honest with you, I’m not worried about anti semitism.

I mean I think anti semitism will be fine. Taylor Tomison heading back to television. Nope, she’s not getting a late night talk show. Those are over. Apparently, she has filmed a new special at Michigan’s Fountain Street Church, a one year old church in Grand Rapids.

She do two warm up shows on the thirtieth and thirty first taped to perform is on the first She also directed this special, her fourth. Netflix has not yet announced a release date for the new special. Matt Rife will have a special, this one called Matt Rife Unwrapped, a Christmas CrowdWork Special. This one will be out on Netflix on December two. On the marysu dot com, Rachel Leischmann wrote, Matt Rife is now doing a CrowdWork special since his jokes didn’t work.

Rachel apparently not a fan, right. Matt Rife is a quote unquote comedian who often uses his CrowdWork to make people think he’s good at stand up. So when his stand up specials inevitably failed, people realize quickly that he isn’t as funny as his TikTok page. Let people believe now, the quote unquote comedian is releasing a special built entirely around crowd work. Why is that?

Oh, because that’s what Rife was quote unquote good at. Rachel Leishman writes, I don’t like Rife’s style of comedy. It’s not really stand up. He just basically has a conversation with people and says things that people might deem funny. But he’s not going into comedy shows with jokes prepared I’ll comedy snow belong with you here, sure, but I have to understand the casuals sitting on the couch they hit play on Netflix.

Did they laugh? Did they not laugh? Did they have a good time? Did they not have a good time? And they’re going to have a good time watching Matt Rife do crowd work.

Now, if you want to stand in the back at a comedy seller and smoke cigarettes and be a snob about it, I’ll hang out with you. I get it. I do it all the time. On this podcast, Rachel writes, when did he prepare his jokes for his previous stand up specials? They were sexist and not at all funny.

So what does it say about him as a comedian. He can talk to people, but ask him to write something and it’s going to be offensive and rude. Chance with So, if you want to spend your holidays with Matt Rife, I guess your Christmas wish came true. I don’t want to spend my holidays with Matt Rife. I mean, he’s welcome, come over.

I’ll hang out with him. But the specials out December seconds, which you know isn’t really the holidays, is it? Bret Goldstein, who has one of the best comedy specials of the year. He’s going to star as an accidental male escort in a new series for Amazon Prime. It’s called Escorted.

Bret Goldstein will play a divorced father in Manhattan who accidentally becomes a male escort in this romantic comedy about second chances, the mayhem of cope, parenting, and whether real intimacy can ever be bought copyrighting rule of three. You want more things to watch on TV? Okay, how about Mike Tyson’s Return of the Mike Tour. Mike is going to film a comedy special December fourteenth at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood. Mike, who did not appear at the Riod Comedy Festival, has done some worse things in his life.

You could look up his resume, but I guess we’re all cool. Sure comedy special Why Not? Hard Rock and Netflix announced that Mike Tyson’s highly anticipated live show Return of the Mike will be filmed for an upcoming global Netflix special, giving fans worldwide the chance to experience the boxing icon’s most honest and hilarious performance yet. Mary Beth Baron. She’s getting a Netflix special that’s right known on the stand up side for her self aware, darkly postmodern material.

Mary Beth Baron is also a writer and actor. No date yet on that special. Dany Kaaling is working on a new comedy called Not Suitable for Work that’ll be on Hulu. So you’re gonna have to decide do you support fascism in the ABC Disney Company? Where do you walk all the way upstairs and get the scrubs DVDs like those of us who are four freedom are doing up to you whatever you want.

I like this bit. Not Suitable for Work has added twelve new cast members. That’s a lot, mindy twelve. This does not include the one, two, three, four, five already announced leads. There’s twelve additional people.

What are we doing? Victor Garber will play West Dryden, the host of a prestigious investigative journalism ship. Greg German is David Teitelbaum, Josh’s father and the powerful chairman of a major media conglomerate. Judy Gold will play paula longtime producer at the West Dryden show. Eggelnwotam will play Kate Woodson, the assistant head of School, an exclusive all girls private school in Manhattan.

This sounds horrible. Harry Richardson has been cast as movie star internet boyfriend Austin Blanchette. Constance Wu has been cast as Vanessa Sue, an intense and demanding celebrity stylist. Laura Bell Bundy has been cast as AJ’s mom. Amy Stella Everett will play Vivian, who’s Josh’s girlfriend who takes pride in her work as a social worker.

May Hang plays Jocelyn, an associate at the New York Investment Bank Fisher Stassin. What are we doing? Bavesh Patel has been cast as Deleep, a VP at the New York Investment Bank Fisher Stassin. Oh, there’s more, and I’m not going to stop. This is what Mindy Kayling wants you to watch.

Amelia Suarez has been cast as Elena, a smart and capable intern at the West Dryden Show. Michael Benjamin Washington has been cast as a landlord and aspiring dancer Antuan. There’s no premier date yet for Not Suitable for Work. It’ll be on Hulu again. If you want to support fascism, you can get Hulu and remember we as we’ve learned this week.

Hilarious is where your career starts to go on the downside. Hi, mindy, how you doing? You want more TV? I have more TV. Rory scovel has been tapp is the co lead opposite Rachel Bloom in an ABC half hour pilot Do You Want Kids?

Now? ABC? At Disney. Those are those guys that kick Jimmy Kimmel off the air. So you got to decide do you like Rory scapable or is more fascism?

You gotta pick? Here? Did I watch them Monday Night Football this week? I didn’t. I have you two TV where there is no Disney, There’s no conflict there, and I still won the football pool Scott Beckett.

I don’t need to watch the games, not just pick. I even told Scott Beckett what the system is. I’ll tell all of you. If the spreads more than three and a half, take the points, that’s it. That’s the entire system.

Anyway. On the fascist show Do You Want Kids, Rory plays Alex, Rachel Bloom plays Rosie, and the show delves into how their lives are dramatically altered in a sliding doors style exploration of one universe where they have a child and another where they don’t. That is way too complicated for an ABC sitcom. Even in the time of freedom. ABC viewers can’t handle that, guys.

Vanity Fair asked David Kross about all those people that were going to leave the country if George W. Bush was elected. Cross said, back then, I thought it was a little hysterical and hyperbolic and dramatic, and I certainly didn’t engage in that. But the difference is all the things we’ve discussed Ice as a bunch of proud boys, people enjoy beating people up and enjoying the kind of power and are now being given badges and guns and told go get them boys. And if that person points their camera at you and they’re filming, you can go and curb stomp them.

That’s fine. And that old sixty five year old priest is trying to say, please, don’t shove them in the street. They don’t care about anybody but white nationalists. That’s who’s in the streets now. So that’s different.

You know, there’s no law anymore, so yeah, things are a bit different. Cat Williams has defeated a lawsuit over a midtown brawl. This news out of Atlanta. Cat had been accused of assaulting four women outside Inn Atlanta club in twenty sixteen. The reports say, with a legal technicality, Cat Williams says dodged the lawsuit.

The case was thrown out last week by a federal judge who said the women missed their deadline to serve Williams with their complaint despite receiving authority to use the US Marshal Service. That’s all I know about it. I would like to tell you more, but that’s all I half. Gossip Connor whispers in the street, gossip corn, probably about Pete. Gossip con Aware are the rumors meeting with Johnny Mack.

It’s always a tree. We are on gossip corner and it is about Pete from the Sun, which is not only the star at the center of the solar system in which you live, which gives you light and heat. It’s also a UK tabloid and they say Pete Davidson and Colin, Joe Staten Island Ferry Retavoc. I’ve made myself laugh at my dumb jokes. Sorry, Retavoc on the New York City Marathon and caused major delays for runners.

Now, I, as you know, am a two time New York City Marathon finisher. So I am on team Marathon here. What did these horrible faery people do? The faery guys they got some money from Nike. The faerry was painted red with Nike branding and the text NYC won’t carry you, it pushes you run.

The ferry was tugged into the waters near the Verizontal Bridge. A source tells the son again the newspaper not these are at the center of the solar system. Beaton Collins ferry caused a delay for runners taking the ferry to Staaten Island for the start of the marathon. Some people thought it was a joke, but it wasn’t. You see, the runners ferries were leaving about twenty minutes later than they should have, and they were told there were issues with Staten Island helping the guys with the ferry was causing him back up on the river.

Everybody was already anxious, so it was a bit frustrating. Now I can see that being stressful. As you know, I’m a two time year City Marathon finisher and I when I do the race, I take the ferry there because it’s nice. You know, you get to like chill out on the boat a little bit and look out and you see the Statue of Liberty and you get good views of the New York Harbor. But then you have to get on a shuttle boss and then you have to get to the village, and you want to time that because if it’s a little cold, and it was a little cold this year, you don’t want to get to the village too early because then you’re just standing around freezing, And then you have to decide, am I going to run in the sweatshirt that’s keeping me warm?

Or do you throw it away? I did it one year the first The second time I did it was warm. I just ran in what I brought. The first year, they had a system where a lot of people just throw their running gear away and just I don’t know. I’m a bartender son, I just don’t think that way.

So you could pay to have your extra sweatshirt shipped back to you, which is what I did on my first marathon twelve years ago. I digress, So anyway, I could see how that would be stressful if you’re like, hey, I just want to get to Staten Island. Why is Pete Davidson’s ferry in my way from cron dot com. John Mulaney spotted at a museum. Yeah, he was at the Manial Collection in Montrose.

The museum posted John Mulaney dropped by the Manial Collection this morning, following his tour stop in Houston this over the weekend. Thank you for visiting out today. On the eight hundred pound Gorilla, Angela Johnson races, say I won’t the Spanish dubbed release. That’s interesting. The near Ak Comedy Festival continues with almost no buzz.

Told you it’s a big city. The lineup is just not there this year. Love the people, but they’ve had bigger in the past.

All right, let’s check out the schedule.

Oh look, they listened to me. They added a new button. We can start with the date you actually want to look at. Wow, imagine that. Okay, I’m not reading you everything.

I’m just going to tell you if I see any big names. No, no, Morgan Jay at seven. Let’s say no Morgan Jay show at seven listed for a second time. I’ve told you this is not the best website. Let’s say no, no, no, no, no.

Oh boy, they are extra sloppy today. Connor Wood presents Fibbs and Friends listed twice. He’s at the Gramercy Theater at seven o’clock twice. No, No, the ever so serious Harry Condobolo. Yeah, he’s at Union Hall at seven thirty.

Good comedian there, serious man, but very good comedian Anthony DeVito and friends. Is Anthony DeVito? A name? Eight o’clock at grow thirty four. Emil jakem Is he a name?

I guess he was on SNL eight o’clock at the Artlow Williamsburg. Boy, his show’s listed twice too. Come on, New York Comedy Festival, get this together? What are you doing? Natalie Cuomo?

Is Natalie Cuomo a name? At the Bell House at ten o’clock and uh like five more nos. That’s the New York Comedy Festival. Tonight the Flyover Comedy Festival kicks off in Saint Louis. Their headliners in clue as he’sin.

Sorry, he’s just back from the Riod Comedy Festival. So his tours included Saint Louis and Kyle Kanine, who’s a Greek comic who was not at the real comedy festival. Patti Harrison and Dulce Sloan to receive their website’s any good we should all right, I’m clicking on schedule here. All I want to know is who’s playing? Oh they have grid technology.

Wait, maybe it’s time for me to just end the podcast. I may have completed my life’s mission to have a comedy festival put out a schedule that is actually usable. Good job, flyover comedy festival. See here. It’s really easy for me to tell you Kyle Canad at eight o’clock.

We would absolutely go see Kyle if we were there. This is great. Bookmark this one for tomorrow. Tracy Morgan spoke to CBS about his time on Saturday Night Live. He said, when I first got there, I felt socially pushed away because it is like the whitest show in the world, and I don’t want no one to portray me in a way that wasn’t true.

It was like I had the whole black community on my back. Lauren, let me know, Tracy, we didn’t hire you because you’re black. We hired you because you’re funny. That changed at all. That’s where I let go and I let god.

Jim Brewer was on the cast at that same time, and he was friends with Tracy. Jim, what were your SNL days like Jim said, overall, I have great memories. Had come from a very blue collar family. We never went on vacations. We lived near JFK Airport.

My dad worked in sanitation, sometimes with Barten during the week after work. My mom worked too, for Pan American Airlines. So being this kid from Long Island, I couldn’t believe I was getting to meet all these bands stars came on the show. I really enjoyed that part, but it was really extremely competitive and there were a lot of egos and some backstabbing. That was tough.

I also wrestled with some things I witnessed or learned about certain celebrities. My eyes opened. I couldn’t believe how they could get away with particular things. The mature me today could handle that. However, back then I really struggled emotionally with some of what I saw.

All Right, Jim, did you have a favorite memory from SNL? Jim says, one has to be meeting Joe Peshey. I did in imitation of him, and he went out of his way to do a sketch with me. To sit and have a conversation with him was just incredible. I also enjoyed meeting Jack Nicholson.

At the time, those guys were my idols, but my all time favorite memory he’s making Lorne Michael’s man. I have seen everything and everyone lose himself After the first time I imitated Joe Peshi and did goat Boy to watch him not be able to control his laughter. That’s a moment I will never ever forget and that issue comedy needs for today. I’ll catch you tomorrow.

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Caloroga Shark Media. This is one of those days where I couldn’t wait to get the mic. I’m telling you, I taped this right after I recorded a Tuesday show because I couldn’t wait. So, if you’re like Johnny Mack, Dave Chappelle and Jerry Seinfeld had a street brawl, how can we not talking about it? If that happened, I’ll do it as a bonus episode.

The Sebastian Manuscaco thing has me out of my mind. But there’s even one more thing before that that I want to go first. And I say, Hi, Hi, I’m Johnny mcdaily Comedy News. You figured all that outl ready. Let’s do this a little cornack Red Fox, Rick James and Buckwheat, Red Fox, Rick James and Buckwheat.

You see, there’s this new Eddie Murphy documentary that I don’t even think I mentioned. Yesterday was so packed. That’s out on Netflix. We’re gonna have a ton of Eddie Murphy press this week. He’ll be out making the rounds and I’m sure I’ll do a lot of Eddie stories this the week goes on.

But this headline was too good. Red Fox, Rick James and Buckwheat. Eddie Murphy told USA Today, I paid for a lot of funerals, but I don’t go to funerals Eddie, who’s sixty four now, which is just terrifying because he used to be nineteen back when I was fourteen thirteen. Eddie revealed that he has paid for the funerals of Red Fox Rick James, purchased tombstones for William Buckwheat, Thomas Junior, who you may know from The Little Rascal Slash Our Gang Slash Eddie playing a version of that character on SNL, and Tim Moore, who played Kingfish on Amos and Andy. Eddie shared he’d only attended two funerals in his life.

The first was for his biological father, Charles Edward Murphy, and for his stepfather Vernon Lynch. Eddie said they shouldn’t even have funerals. I’m like, this funeral is morbid. The whole people in attendant sing your loved one out there emotionally. The whole ritual is too much.

So no JUDGMENTI I’m just observing that implies. Eddie did not attend the funeral of his brother, Charlie Murphy. Eddie said he plans to be cremated when his time comes. I’m on that same boat, Eddie says. When I kick out, I’m not having no funeral and being laying up there and people coming and look at me, luring me on the ground, and there’s no funeral and there’s no memorial, none of that stuff.

Just keep it rolling, none of that trauma. It’s way too much a funeral. I agree. Eddie doesn’t care what happens with his ashes. He says, I don’t give an f what they do with them.

Just as long as you don’t have people standing around in my ashes and not trying to be in the urn while everybody’s crying. I don’t want to have that moment, Okay. Sebastian Maniscalco’s trailer Johnny Mack, you’ve been screaming about it for two days. How bad could it be? Well, I’m going to play it for you, but I need you to understand.

Why don’t you go to the Facebook group Daily Comedy News Podcast group where I posted this trailer, Because what you’re not going to see here on this audio podcast is just the stupid faces Sebastian is making to sell these jokes. I mean, like hacks are like, oh my God, are you a hack? This is just unbelievable. Now, I’ll play you the material. The material is not great, but when you add on the stupid faces, this is just atrocious.

So this has me wondering. Is hilarious where comedy acts go to? Like Bill Burr went on hilarious and handing in his worst special, Gaffigan Special was not his best? Is hilarious not the place for good comedy. It’s hilarious where you go when you’re on your way down?

Is that what hilarious is? I’m out of my mind at this trailer, So I’ve made a couple of its here because there’s a lot of music and you don’t need to hear the music. I’ll leave the comedy parts alone, but please understand you’re not seeing the horrific faces. Go to the Facebook group Daily Comedy News. Did I say YouTube earlier?

It’s a Facebook group Daily Comedy News Podcast Group on Facebook. Daily Comedy News Podcast Group on Facebook. I have posted this trailer. You have to see how bad it is. But let’s listen.

I have a mild case of sleep app ding. This is where I’m at. I’m gonna take my mouth shut so I don’t pass away in my sleep. If someone came to rob my house, they would look at me and go, someone was already here. Let’s go.

I went to a drug store today. It took out can by the way you take out cash nowadays, like kryptonite. This kid was in his early twenties. He’s like, what is that? I said, it’s money.

It’s used for goods and services. Some people do venmo. Maybe you went out to dinner. Somebody paid, and then the rest of the group said, no, well. Venmo you later, no, you pay me.

No you ever look at Jeff Bezos thirty years ago. I was a complete nerd. You take a look at Bezos now ripped the shreds on his super yacht in the Medidaranian and the. Boxes keeping coming. What’s the doctor comes in.

She’s like, we’re gonna need some urine. Gotta tell you people something. My sample for you. I wouldn’t mind next to a guys that look like Scotch. I’m not handing in root beer as a sample.

I mean, she Louise Sebastian, what is going on with that? Not good? Not good?

All right, let’s stop off on gossip corner.

One of the Facebook group members sent me this one on the side. This was on Instagram. Somebody on Instagram goes by the handle McCoy jen Fan. Now, I don’t know if this is true or not, but this is according to McCoy jen Fans, so this may not be true at all. This is not news.

This is gossip Corner. McCoy Jenfans said of Nicky Glazer’s controversial SNL appearance. And I assume this is during Good Nights. I’ll have to go look at this. The musical guest standing next to her, but she had to turn around and approach and impose herself on the cast.

I saw Chloe Feinneman roll her eyes to another cast, remember when she looked at Nicky’s direction. Historically, if the SNL cast ostracizes the host after the episode, that means it bombed and they didn’t like them. Nicky proved history right. All right, now, I have this on the DVR. I’m going to pause my recording and look at this myself.

Be right back well to you. I’ll be back in half a second. Okay, it is a half second later. I have here on my phone the Utube TV app where we don’t get the Disney channels, No ABC, we don’t support fascism on the YouTube app. I’m gonna hit play here, so you’ll kind of here.

It should sound like a guy playing Saturday Night Live on his phone. That is what it should sound to you. This is not the usual audio rips I do. And I’ll do a little play by play here. Let’s see.

Okay, I have it paused. There’s a still card of Nikki Glaser. I’m one hour, thirty two minutes and fifty four seconds into a file that is one thirty five oh five. I’m gonna hit play here. Let’s see what happens.

All right, there’s Nicky in the middle. Michael, this amazing cast, and this was one of the best weeks of my entire life. Thank you so much for all right, and we’re zooming out, and no one is approaching Nicki. All right, she hugged Uh she hugged Somber, I guess and uh yeah, No one wants to talk to Nicky Glazer at all. Oh wow, this is awkward.

Wow. All right, you got to actually see this for yourself, if you’ve a way to see it. No one approaching her at all, and that’s it. Wow. Yeah, wow.

Okay, Now I’m going to go to the previous week and see what happened. Be back in half a second. Okay, I’m back. I tried to look at the Miles Teller episode, which is also one thirty five oh five, but it seems to get cut off before the good night. So here I have queued up here Sabrina Carpenter’s episode from three weeks ago, and we are one thirty two twenty into a file that’s one thirty three forty six.

As a hit play here, she’s center stage with the cast standing in a very similar formation to the Nikky episode. The Sabrina was her own musical guest, so there’s not a musical guest with her, and let me hit play here. Let’s see what happens. I’m sure. Thank you everybody.

Thank you so much to Lauren, Thank you to the amazing past and crew. This has been one of my biggest dreams and I’m so so grateful. Thank you guys for having me, thank you for laughing, and thank you create such an amazing audience. And he very nice. Okay, no one approaching her yet.

Let’s see, she’s just in the middle. She’s walking back now she is being hugged by cast members and it got cut off for an NBA promo. So I’m not sure I have enough evidence there, but the nicky Glazer does seem a little awkward. The San Francisco Gate went with this headline, fired SNL comic jokes about the Warriors and Nancy Pelosi at San Francisco set. You know who the fired SNL comic is?

Shane Gillis? Is that what his resume is? Just forever? Just that he was invited to the cast, disinvited, and he’s now been on the show twice, so it seems like we’re all over it. And it’s not like he played the Riodd Comedy Festival.

We’re really just gonna call Shane Gillis fired SNL comic forever. I guess we are. The SF Gate right says tens of thousands descended on the Chase Center, blowing vape smoke and chugging last minute bud lights. It’s easy to forget what an odd route headliner Shane Gillis is taken to the top of the comedy industry. They are minus.

In twenty nineteen, Gillis was hired and probably fired by SNL. If you listen to me every day, you’re probably familiar with that. I will skip ahead. Early into his hour long set, Shane Gillis said this will all end soon, The Gate tells us. Gillis referenced his friendship with Joe Rogan and made jokes about pedophilia, Black Lives Matter, and people with Down syndrome, but no one at the Chase Center walked out, We’re so much as booed their displeasure.

Gillis apparently was approving of the crowd’s stomach for his more controversial material and said, Okay, you guys can f around a little. The Gates says, for what it’s worth, the only I’ve heard at a Bay Area comedy show where when Dave Chappelle brought out Elon Musk, Gillis told a joke about going to a Pride parade. It did not go over, and he said that one might have been more transphobic than funny, which is a great way to recover. We’re told Gillis was a welcome relief after his two openers, James McCann and Tommy Pope, slogged their way through tire jokes about the WNBA in San Francisco’s gay population. They add, it’s hard to get an exact read on Gillis’s politics.

He freely admits he looks like the kind of person who’d resegregate schools, but he’s taken as many shots at the right as he does the left. Jim Gaffigan got a major watch job by Variety while Johnny Mack was on a plane the other day. By the way, I forgot to mention yesterday show, if you are traveling, be ready, Just be ready. My flight home took off at two twenty am. That was not the plan.

It’s a mess out there. When we landed at Newark, I counted there were two runways. I counted on the closer runway twenty five planes waiting to take off. The other runway had more than twenty five. I would guess forty or so just waiting.

Because you know, you leave your gate, so your flight is technically on time. The departures on time. The arrival that’s the arrival airports problem. But we took off from gate B seventy three. We’re good here.

What a mess, stay home. Watch job for Jim Gaffigan from Variety. They write, if Tom Hanks is known as the ever man of movies, you know the ordinary guy so approachable and unpretentious that just about anybody can relate to him in one way or another. Then Jim Gaffigan is the every man of comedy. Are they saying that Tom Hanks wouldn’t call you back if you helped him early in his career?

Is that what they’re saying about Tom Hanks? That’s not cool, Tom Hanks. If somebody had you on the radio show when you weren’t that well known, and you would come up, and then suddenly you were too good to come up, people would say you were a jerk Tom Hanks. I hope that’s not true. That would be awful if that were true of Tom Hanks.

I can’t believe Tom Hanks would behave that way. Pauseka’s hostess making himself laugh. Jim Gaffigan focuses his humor on everyday observations about universal experiences. Jim said of the current climate, not the actual climate, the political climate. Jim said, I think this will go down in history, and it may be ending as we speak, but this is the best time that stand up comedy has ever had.

When I started Versus, even in the time of Lenny Bruce or George Cartland, comedy was a much more middle class, lower middle class occupation, meaning there wasn’t an expectation of upper middle class existence. Now, if you’re a functional comedian, you can make a great living. So from a monetary standpoint, like having a kind of financial security, it would never exist, but it exists now. Jim talked about not putting politics in the act, but used the pandemic as an example, and he said, there were expectations that you can address it. But people, we’ve gone through the pandemic, we don’t hear too much about it.

Meetians that will have very strong views. You know, I have a formula bringing up this hot button issue. Their audience will stay with them. They’ll have some brilliant insights surrounding it. But I’m kind of the opinion, you know, people they want to live in denial, but they also want to break from it.

I think that might be majorly informed by the one time Jim did get political on Twitter and got a lot of comments in his general direction. The article then gets a lot of run from Caroline Hirst, who seems to be pretty tight with the variety folks. Caroline’s getting a lot of press during this festival anyway, Jim Gaffigan wax job in Variety, and Bill Burr still getting a lot of work despite playing the reodd Comedy Festival doesn’t seem to have messed him up at all. He’s even nominated for a Grammy Award. Well.

Bill Burr is joining the cast of Bender, a coming of age comedy which is going to film in Ireland next spring. It’s described as super bad meets dairy Girls. Doesn’t that sound fantastic? Yeah? Bender is based on the late seventies punk Dublin coming of age experiences of Adrian Cunningham, who wrote the script.

The story unfolds around the frenzy surrounding the impending visit by the Pope. Bill Burr plays a gruff American record store owner who convinces a ragtag gang of teenage misfits that they’re best and possibly only chance to lose their virginity before graduating high school. Is at a massive open air mass for visiting the Pope. Are you just imagine this? Hey?

You want to get laid, you gotta go see the Pope? Okay, like that is that what Bill Burr’s doing? Now? Okay, Johnny Mack, you are feisty today. I told you The Sebastian trailer really wound me up.

I had to record back to back all right. New York Comedy Festival continues. See if the website’s working today, Johnny said, you taped it back to back episodes. You know that the website’s working. You just used it ten minutes ago.

Look go with the bit, will you. I’m not reading fifty things like I did on yesterday’s podcast. Let’s look for big names. You don’t make this easy. No no no no no no no no no no.

That’s ten no no. Todd Glass, no no no, no, no no no. Alex Borstein at seventh thirty at the Bell House. Mike Kaplan at q ed Astoria at seventh thirty. I mean, Mike’s pretty solid and probably the best comic I’ve mentioned in a couple of days.

And he’s doing Queens and I’m from Queen’s. I’m allowed to insult Queen’s. No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, boy, this is just it’s just off this year. Matty Smith at nine fifteen. No no no no no.

Chris Gethard at ten o’clock at UCB Comics to watch Unrepped at ten. Leonard Hoods at ten thirty. I mean, he’s really good, but nobody knows how it is and not your Wednesday at the New York Comedy Festival. Well let’s do this one because Wednesday is trivia night. Now, I know the trivia guys listen, and no, I haven’t been there, not that it really matters.

With the trivia guys, They’ve got this whole business going on. The place is so outed. We’re at the point of the Yogi bar line of nobody goes there. It’s two crowded. The trivia guys got it rocky.

I mean, I have to leave my house like an hour and a half before trivia to make sure I get my table in the corner. So trivia guys, I know you listen. I appreciate you listening. I feel bad I have to be there. It’s just been such a busy, crazy months.

My plan is to be there this evening. But I saw this story and I was thinking, maybe we should combine forces from La Magazine, Comedy Club, The Crow, and Santa Monica. I should have hit it when I was out there over the weekend. I had a very busy weekend. They have Trivial comedy, an intense, hilarious news show for stand up lovers, fun fact enthusiasts, and everyone in between.

Right, how does this work? Each show welcomes five comedians each do a ten minute set around a classic pub trivia category like or it’s an entertainment or sports. Between the comedian sets, the host asked the audience trivia questions. Trivia guys, we gotta combine. We’ll talk to other brewery folks, set up shop on a Saturday night.

There’s a thing here. First place wins fifty bucks. Best team name gets a free beer. I don’t know how we’ll decide who has the best team name, and it won’t be me, because I’m just gonna use the team name I use every week. Audience members can play in teams up to four one of the host set.

I’ve seen people who don’t know each other but join teams together just because they want maximum power. As a trivia expert who often finishes in tenth place, here’s what you gotta do. You can’t just have a bunch of guys in their late fifties early sixties. That doesn’t work. You gotta have one of the guys bring their twenty something year old daughter and then she gets like five extra points because the trivia guys they’ll ask what I call the Ariana Grande questions that we just don’t know.

But when daughter comes then you get those points. And those are the weeks that you do okay, and you get a T shirt or a hat. You’re a growler. And I’ll leave you with this. Comedian Catherine Ryan gotten in some trouble.

She was on the original UK version of Have I Got News for You, and she called Sir David Beckham the C word. Yeah, she was hosting the show. The conversation turned to Sir Beckham being knighted by King Charles. I’m sure you listen to the Palace Intrigue podcast that are right four and you know all about that story. If you don’t Palace Intrigue wherever you get your shows.

Apparently in the past, Sir Beckham was upset that he hadn’t been knighted and had called the Honors committee unappreciative sea words and said it was a disgrace they had been snubbed from the New Year’s Honors list. However, now that he’s a knight Comedian Mazie Adam was on the panel and said it would have been nice and maybe poetic if Charles had gotten his own back, nighting him and going a rise, You sea word. Katherin Ryan tagged with, I don’t know if we’re allowed to broadcast the sea word, but you did reference Victoria Beckham earlier, and we’ll allow that ouch. And that’s your comedy news for today by

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Caloroga Shark Media man. I went to LA for the weekend, and so much happened while I was away. I have so much today that I’m bouncing major stuff tomorrow. The Sebastian maniscatcoal trailer has me out of my mind. But that’s gonna be tomorrow’s leadoff story.

I’ll probably tape Tuesday and Wednesday back to back because I’m so fired up. Hello, I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. But we got to talk about Nikki Glaser on Saturday Night Live. I don’t want to lead you with my opinion, so I’ll do a story or two and then i’ll tell you what I thought. But I headlined from USA today.

I believe this was comedian Nikki Glaser calls SNL debut a dream a mid monologue backlash. That’s right, there is monologue backlash. Nicki posted on social media posts to come when I fully wake up. But oh my god, I can’t believe how amazing this cast and crew was. As a fan of the show, I just have to tell all the other fans that everyone at SNL is just as talented, elite, cool and kind as you’d hope it’d be literally everyone.

It was a dream, all caps. I’ll never get over it. Now I’ll start to play my cards. I’ll flip one card. So I watched the monologue.

I didn’t have a problem with the monologue’s content. I had the problem with the monologue being by wrote. I was texting on the side with the host of the Letterman podcast, Mike Chisholm, and I said, it just felt like she was doing jokes like, for example, Mike, who you may remain? And I was Canadian. Mike went to the store.

He was so polite, take a beat because he’s Canadian, and it just felt like that type of joke where you tell a story and then you do the beat and then you do the headfake, and I felt like she was just doing that. Her sketches, I thought were fantastic. I’ll come back to that. But as part of this monologue controversy, as I started to read this USA Today article, they were saying the things the monologue was about, and I was like, oh, I don’t think I want to say that, because they’re the type of things that get flagged by content services. So maybe some do have a point here.

Nicki opened up and of course told much better by Nicki. She opened up by saying, here I am in New York City, Epstein’s original island. And I may have actually told that better, because when I watched it on the DVR after the four PM games on Sunday, I think she kind of swallowed the word Epstein, and I missed the joke. I had to go back. So later in the monologue she started talking about people being trafficked and the signs, quoting Nikki Glaser.

Here, they’re in every stall, They’re in every language. I mean, English is really tiny. It’s like you wish men’s restrooms don’t have these signs. I don’t know what signs you have. Do you have signs that are like want to sleeve?

She then did make a joke about violent assault on women that I don’t want to repeat, so you can factor that into your evaluation if you didn’t see it, that it’s a joke John’s not comfortable repeating. She then went on to joke about how she’s certain her boyfriend will murder me someday, and then did some material that was about showering with a younger person, which I probably shouldn’t get into here either. So again, there may be some validity to the controversy. But when I watched the show, I wasn’t like, oh, outratous. So my take, you know, whether or not there’s a controversy about the content.

I just didn’t think it was a monologue. I just didn’t find it funny. But she was great at the sketches. Yahoo recapped the entire episode for me, Thank you. The opener with President Trump in the Oval office as somebody passes out James Louston Johnson boy, I loved him when he first started doing Trump on SNL.

I’m now all the way to the point maybe Lorne Michaels needs to consider someone else doing Trump. I know what a major move that would be. But James’s Trump is just he didn’t have it this week. It’s it’s off Mark and I don’t know if they had a bad crowd or what, but the crowd seemed to be with me that that opening segment didn’t fly all right. Then the monologue already discussed a pre record with NICKI doing a commercial for a medication that makes you sick enough to credibly cancel your appearance on the Jennifer Hudson Show.

NICKI was very good in that. Then a sketch about family karaoke, Sarah Sherman crushing as always, NICKI showing she’s got some acting chops in that one. Beauty and Mister Beast. I thought that was pretty funny. American Girl Doll XL was solid.

I’ll circle back to the News for reasons which will become clear in a minute.

And then on the News, Pete Davidson showed up.

Pete Davidson said, in case you’re wondering why I had to do a show in Saudi Arabia, we’re losing millions on this ferry. I assume that’s what the article says. I can’t spend five dollars on a pay wall when I got a kid on the way. I’m just excited to be a dad and to give it all the energy enthusiasm I never had for this show. Pete also got off a good line about Lorne Michaels, saying, if Louren Michaels has taught us anything, it’s that you never ever give up, even if everyone says the time has come and Tina Fey is ready to take over.

Pete talked about the new mayor of New York City. If you’re not from the New York City area. You might want to get yourself familiar with this. Mom, Donnie Fellow, I think he’s going to be a national figure for a few months here. Pete said, I have a message for everyone who did not vote for our new mayor, Hey statn Islanders, which is an on point joke.

If you look at the mayoral electoral if you look at the voting results, let me pull it up for you. As you may know, New York City has five boroughs. Manhattan is what most to outsiders would think New York City is in Manhattan zoorun Mum. Donnie got fifty two point seven percent of the vote. Queen’s where I’m from, but I did not vote because I’m now a New Jersey resident.

He got forty seven point three, the Bronx fifty one and a half, Brooklyn fifty six point eight, Staten Island twenty two point seven, losing to Andrew Combo, who ran as an independent and got fifty five point four. So hence Pete Davison’s joke. Pete said, did you promise to move out of New York if Ma’m Donnie one? But if too many warrants in New Jersey and not enough guns for Florida, Welcome to New Staten Island, and showed a picture of the ferry. We can’t call it the Titanic anymore since the people on this ship will actually love running into ice.

Good material there, I don’t think he delivered it that well. I think the writing was better than Pete’s performance. Pete told people I had a great time hosting last time, and anytime you get that call, it’s an honor and a privilege to return to SNL. It’s always relevant, it’s a hot show. People look forward to it, and the cast is great.

He said of Lorne Michaels. I owe that guy in my life. He jump started everything. So I do anything for Lorn and he knows that. So I went to Los Angeles for five minutes.

They decided to announce the Grammy nominees Best Comedy Album Quick Time out Here. If you are a longtime listener, you’ve heard this before. If you are relatively new, you may not have. Johnny Mack gets annoyed that things that Johnny Mack considers to be quote unquote Netflix specials get nominated for Grammys. I personally feel that a comedy album should be, you know, an album, Bruce Springsteen Born in the USA.

That’s an album, It’s not a Netflix special. Some of these things, I’m not sure they’re albums, But the Academy clearly disagrees with me. These nominations are horrible. This is just really bad. Okay.

The nominees for Best Comedy Album, Bill Burr for his worst special drop Dead Years, and you could see that going to re odd really affected Bill Burr’s career. Ali Wong’s single Lady not her best special. Nate Bergetzi’s Your Friend, Nate Berghetzi not his best special. But okay, my former coworker Jamie Fox, what had happened was I felt like Jamie just doing a performance. And I understand that all of these are a performance, but I really felt like Jamie was pulling out his Academy Award winning chops to pull your emotional strings.

It just didn’t feel like a genuine performance to me. I felt like he was acting it out to get the crowd going. So no doubt out of these five to me, Sarah Silverman’s post Mortem, which I think i’ve pretty high up on my list. Yeah, I right now have Sarah at seven my list. Really quickly, if you want to count it a stand up or not.

The Conan O’Brien, Mark Twain ward. It is far and away the best thing of the year, if you want to throw that out. Mark Marin’s special now that should have been nominated for a Grammy. It’s Mark’s best special. He’s at peak Marin.

I don’t know how that’s not nominated. Going down my list from there, Jim Jeffrey’s, Justin Willman, Dusty Slay Krasier, Brett Goldstein’s HBO special from April is really underrated, Michelle Wolf, Sarah Silverman, matte Ola, and Tim Dillon. I don’t get a vote, but I would vote for Sarah Silverman over It’s a no brainer. While I left down for five minutes, Variety and the New York Comedy Festival announced that Jim Gaffigan will receive Variety’s inaugural Comedy Vanguard Award that was going to be presented on Sunday night. I’ve not seen any post mortem on Jim winning the award.

There is leading into that, a big shiny fluff piece wax job in Variety, but too busy today to get to that. Maybe tomorrow. The inaugural Vanguard Award recognizes Jim Gaffigan’s trailblazing contributions to comedy and his remarkable career milestones. Time out, trailblazing? Is Jim Gaffigan one of the top comedians?

Absolutely? Is he funny more often than not? Trailblazing? Why? Based on what what has Jim done that nobody has done before?

Anyway, The award recognizes Jim Gaffigan’s trailblazing contributions to comedy and his remarkable career milestones. Caroline Hirsch said, Jim Gaffigan has been making us laugh since the very beginning of his career, and I’ve had the pleasure of watching him grow into one of the most expected and beloved voices and comedy today. His originality, consistency, and sheer brilliance on stage make him the perfect recipient of this inaugural Comedy Vanguard Award. You know that John Stewart is at your event, Caroline right, No one is more deserving, and Jim truly represents the spirit of innovation and excellence that this honor celebrates. There was a mystery with Jimmy Kimmel’s show.

Jimmy Kimmel’s Show did not air Thursday. Well, a rerun air, but there was supposed to be a new episode. It was unexpectedly pulled just hours before airing, reportedly over quotes a personal matter, So I don’t want to make light of it. I don’t know what the personal matter is. I hope everything’s okay in the Kimmel household and friends and family and all that’s good, But of course a Jimmy Kimmel episode not airing is going to be major news.

These scheduled guests included David Ducovney, Joe Keery from Stranger Things, and singer Madison Beer. It was Madison Beer who broke the news on social media at six thirty three pm Eastern Time on Thursday, as Johnny Mack was on a plane. Madison Beer tweeted, due to unforeseen circumstances, Jimmy Kimmel Alive needed to reschedule my performance that was originally scheduled to air tonight to a later date. There’s also a story going around that Jimmy Kimmel’s wife, Molly, admitted she fired off many emails to Trump supporting family members begging them not to vote for Trump in last year’s election, and has since cut ties with her right wing relatives. This is not hearsay.

She said this on the We Can Do Hard Things podcast. Molly said, I’ve spent many emails to my family, like right before the election, saying I’m begging you, here’s the ten reasons not to vote for this guy, Please don’t and either got ignored by ninety percent of them or got truly insane responses from a few. It hurts me so much because of the personal relationships I now have where my husband is out there fighting this man and me. Them voting for Trump is them not voting for my husband and me and our family, and I unfortunately have kind of lost relationships with people and my family because of it. Molly said she was angry all the time at certain aunt’s, uncles and cousins for helpings to elect Trump, yet says she feels sympathy for them, calling them deliberately misinformed.

On a related note, Oscar Isaac, you may know him from Star Wars movies. He did an interview with g Q. Would he return to Star Wars because you know, Star Wars is owned by ABC and Disney and the you know, the support is a fascism. You know those guys well, Oscar Isaac said, I mean, I’d be open to it, although right now I’m not open to working with Disney, but if they can kind of figure it out, you know, not to succumb to fascism, that would be great. If that happens, then yeah, I’d be open having a conversation about a galaxy far away or any number of other things.

You see. Oscar Isaac is not one of those guys who’d be like, you know, this chair is really comfortable. I’ve got a Roku in my hand. All I have to do is push the Hulu button and I can watch Scrubs. No, Oscar Isaac is not one of those people.

He goes upstairs to the main level and then one more level to the DVD closet, and he pulls out the Scrubs DVDs, walks all the way back downstairs, fires up the PlayStation five, puts in a disc, and then hits play. He doesn’t just watch Hulu. No, he’s not one of those people. Now, Johnny Mack, I have YouTube TV right now. Now we don’t even get Disney channels.

So even if I wanted to support fascism, I can’t watch you their products, nor can I support you my camble By watching, and that’s a whole other thing. We don’t get ESPN, we don’t get ABC. But I’ll tell you one thing, and listener Scott Beckett knows this. I don’t need to watch Monday Night football. You know why my picks were so good this week.

I wrapped up the whole week before Monday night football. Oh.

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Speaking of football, the Carolina Panthers they still are not sure about a p…

Yeah, Keag and Michael Key was at a Panthers team meeting on Saturday to give the final determination on whether or not the questionable touchdown celebration should have resulted in a penalty. The Panthers head coach said, let’s get an expert. Can we get Keag and Michael Key to explain this to us? Via video? Keegan Michael Key appeared.

He said, I just want to say that I’m very honored that you would choose a key and Peel sketch for your celebrations. That’s the whole thing here. The reason I’m here is I wanted to share with you guys, jecially with you, Rico, is that I’ve done my recent research and apparently I guess the rules that are made up in a comedy sketch do not necessarily reflect the rules of the NFL. Daddell’s agent said they would appeal the fine, and ESPN reports to find his fourteen four hundred and ninety one dollars. Keag and Michael Key did some math regarding the fine and said, fourteen thousand dollars for two pumps.

That’s seven grand a pump. That means if you do zero pumps then it would cost you zero thousand dollars and a fine. Keek and Michael Key originally responded to the penalty. Last Monday. He had posted a video saying, Rico, you got robbed.

You only did two pumps. I’m sorry, man, I’m gonna have to write a new sketch. We are long today and I didn’t even rant about Sebastian Maniscalco’s new trailer. That’s tomorrow New York Comedy Festival. Have they fixed the website?

Let’s find out. Well, it’s scrolling well today. I mean, I wish I could just click on Tuesday and not have to scroll through shows that are in the past. I don’t know what I’m supposed to do with that information, but okay, I’ll scroll. Still haven’t seen any like massive headliners.

Later in the week is skang Fest in New Orleans. I’ll talk about that on Friday. Wait, do you see the lineup for skang Fest and you’ll see what I’m talking about. How New York, despite Jim Gaffigan winning the Vanguard Award, doesn’t have the star power this year. Tell you what today, I’m gonna read you everything.

I won’t get into spesticifity, but you’ll see what I’m talking about here right Seven o’clock Kennon Fodder seven o’clock Hilarious, Habibi’s seven o’clock Longtime, No See Comedy, seven o’clock Hour Findings, seven o’clock, Todd Glass Again seven o’clock, Pete Lee seven o’clock The Woke Woke West seven o’clock Donnell Rawlings. So so far, that’s the biggest name today. Vanessa Gonzales at seven, The Infinite Wrench hits the main stage at seven, Tamua headlining at seven, Gag and Squirt seven thirty, Pretty Major, seven thirty Teacher Reverse Teacher with Sam Salem and Aaron Monte at seven thirty. Good Show Visit seven thirty, Hersterical seven thirty, Morgan Jay at eight Is Morgan Jay the biggest name today? Or Donnell see what I’m saying?

Celebrity drop in at eight. Mama’s Boy Comedy at eight, No Not Like Other Girls at eight, Stamptown at eight, Stata Cat Comedy at eight, Cheek As You Should Know at eight, Bianca Cristavo at eight thirty, Wildcard Comedy at eight thirty. M A. Willman at nine. Love in the Time of Fifth Grade at nine, kel Crepe Does Stand Up nine to fifteen, No Ceilings Comedy nine thirty, Science Tonight nine thirty, E TEENA Frimmel nine thirty, Baby at nine thirty, The Yard Sale Girls at nine thirty, Sauna Comedy nine thirty, We Fix You nine thirty, Jackie Fabulous nine forty five.

Live from the Algorithm with Julie Dissisi at ten o’clock, Stata Cat Comedy, ten o’clock Comics to Watch ten o’clock, Shane Smith at ten thirty. So I just trit to, I mean critical mass absolutely, but understand this is New York City. So even though you do forty shows, they can be quite under visible. I’ll call it right. The New York Comedy Festival presents Comics to watch the annual live stand up showcase featuring the very best new comedians from around the country.

One day you’ll say you saw them here. First REP Showcases November eleventh and fourteenth. I’m not familiar with these names, but they are Gray West, Nate Meeker, Tachiana Frank Thash Mose, Rachel Williams, Ellen, Harold Matt Ross, Turner Sparks, David Drake, Jamal Russell, Leah Samson, Josh Ocean Thomas. Good luck to the comics to watch REPPT And let’s get out there, because I’m gonna hit save and immediately record Wednesday’s show because I got to get the Sebastian Man of Scheco thing out of my system here. And how long do you want the show to be?

I mean it’s long. You got a nice, healthy show today. Don’t write me a letter. See you tomorrow.

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hey there, I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Nikki Glaser was your SNL host. I’ll do a recap of that tomorrow. Prior to her appearance, she went on Late Night with Seth Myers.

I guess she figured passing out flyers that the car wash would reach just about as many people. But you know you might get wet, so you might as well go on Seth Meyers show. She told Seth and the sixteen people that watch that show for the monologue, it’s like rehearse, rehearse, rehearse, running around town at different clubs. That’s the one I can have control over, Seth Meyers said. And they’re so happy that you’re coming and you have your own monologue.

It’s the hardest thing to write for a host. So when you have somebody who’s like, I know my voice and I’m really good at it, and here I am, I’m gonna crush, they’re thrilled. Glazier’s Jad told her, don’t read the cue cards. Nicki said, he doesn’t understand. You kind of have to.

John Mulaney tell Travel in Leisure. I’ve always admired that Chicago’s happiest at five on a Friday. It’s like we did enough days that we can build up to this moment to do it again. He was kind of half out promoting years his partnership with the non alcoholic beer. Mulaney says, it feels like what you have at a cooler in Michigan in July that isn’t fancy, but he’s a great pilsner.

I’m so happy there’s something in the non alcoholic world that you can drink a bunch of crumble up and throw all right, I get it. I play trivia on Wednesday nights at the brewery, and I honestly there are times that like I’m just drinking socially that I wish they had another option. If they sold me a non alcoholic beer, they could actually sell me water with food coloring in it, and I would order it and pay the seven bucks. I just want to hang and sometimes I don’t want to come home and feel like U. I remember, Johnny Mack does tell you two beers, not eight, But Johnny Mack also tells you two beers plus a cheese steak and some fries.

That’s when you come home feeling like ugh. John m’laney’s advice to first time visitors of Los Angeles don’t give up. It can’t possibly make sense at first. I would get a map of Los Angeles, not to get lost, but just to have a sense of it, or else you will be constantly wondering if you’re leaving LA. When you’re not.

He explains, LA is left landmarks and more neighborhoods. There’s never going to be a Times Square or Washington Square Park. Just drive around listening to the Chinatown soundtrack. There’s a reason it’s a quintessential LA movie. It really sinks up.

As for New York City, John says I can’t imagine visiting New York and not liking it. His tip is to take the subway. He says, I’m not saying it’s nice, but you don’t want to sit in Manhattan traffic. That is true, He explained. New York is like spending a week with a great, fascinating, exciting person and then he moved in with that person and they punch you in the stomach right away.

Suddenly the steps that you jumped up so effortlessly or higher, and it feels unfriendlier, but then it clicks. Landey says, I did all of New York, from the grimiest to the Ritzias, Like I went to a black tie party in the Rainbow Room for the SNL fortieth, and I bought drugs on the worst riverside spots in Williamsburg, up and down. It’s great for all of it. At the New Yorker Conference, David Remnick asked John Stewart about being on Joe Rogan. You did Joe Rogan a couple of times.

John said, yes, Well, what do you think of that experience? John Stewart Duett said, I enjoyed being on Rogan. I think he’s an interesting interviewer. You know, there are right wing weaponized commentators who’s sole purposes to pnipulate things to the benefit of the Steve Bannon project or Project twenty twenty five. Rogan’s not that guy.

Rogan is a curious comic who fell in this thing that got enormous. His opinions all over the political spectrum, but his tendencies that for the people on the left do not fit the esthetic. Stewart said, go on the show like it’s not acceptable. Just say well I don’t like what he does, then do it better. Beat them at their own game.

We have to be relentless, tenacious. It’s not enough to complain to the guy as a platform and say, don’t platform that guy. There’s no one in the world right now that isn’t platformed. Stephen Colbert talked about his old Colbert Rapport character and said, we like the idea that the character didn’t know he was on a comedy channel because he took himself very seriously and he really was changing the course of human history with the tractor beam of his own justice. As for the Late Show coming to an end, GQ asked if Colbert has wrapped his head around that.

He said, not at all. No. I mean I’ve accepted it. I’ve wrapped my head around that, But in terms of how I feel about it, no, I don’t know. Because the shows go on, I don’t necessarily know how I’ll feel about it until I’m not doing it anymore, because it’s all consuming.

Listen, every show’s got ended some time, and I’ve been on a bunch of shows that have been I did sometimes by our lights and sometimes by the decisions of other people, and that’s the nature of show business. You can’t worry about that. You got to be a big boy about that, but I think we were the first number one show to ever get canceled. I called a friend of mine who’s also in Late Night Interesting. I was trying to work out my feelings and I said, you got any thoughts on this?

And he goes, no, no one’s ever gonna have thoughts on this. No one’s ever been the number one show for nine years in a row and then been canceled. When I signed my twenty twelve contract for The Cobert Report, I went to my assistant and I said, Hey, what’s our last show of twenty fourteen. She goes, it looks like December eighteenth, and I said, oh, good to know. And I started writing that last show myself.

Basically, the entirety of that last show was something that I thought of really in the next month, and then I thought I was going to leave that and go I’ve been an actor of my entire career. I had a whole show that I’d planned out what I was going to do, and it was actually going to involve that old character in a new job, and he’d be like a central figure, but he wouldn’t be the only character in it, and I might still do it someday but that was my plan, and then taking over for Letterman fell in my lap. But I had a plan how to end it. I knew the songs we were going to sing, I knew the jokes we were going to do. I knew how I wanted to shot everything.

This is not my choice, so I don’t know how we’re gonna land this plane. But people have asked me, well, what do you think you’re gonna do next? And the cleanest and really fullest answer I can give you not that I don’t have thoughts, but the honest answer is I just want to land this plane gracefully in a way that I find satisfying given how much effort we’ve put into it for the last ten years. I appreciate the people at far Out Magazine because they understand the great actor Adam Sandler. Far Out wrote when I first watched Uncut Gems, which as listeners to this program know, is the best Adam Sandler movie by a mile, I left the theater with more questions than answers.

Why did I feel so dizzy? What’s the strongest sedative I can buy? And was that really Adam Sandler? I just watched As I watched the mirrored shot of Sandler’s character lying on the floor with a gunshot wound in his head. I waited, for baited breath for either David Spade or Kevin James to bust in that shot and pull the rug from under the whole thing.

To say, the whole film was one elaborate ruse, a satsire of high browse cinema that would swiftly be undercut by an ending that involved those three members of the Sandler alumni. But that never happened, and the film concluded. I left the cinema like many others that year, both baffled and encouraged by this return to drama. For Sandler, this was a renaissance that eclipsed McConaughey’s from just under a decade earlier, simply for how awful were the run of films that Sandler released before Uncut Gems, My Boy, Grown Ups, Blended, Jack and Jill all came out in the chapter before Uncut Jims. While the latter film Jack and Jill represented the true bottom of the barrel.

Amen, brother, you’ve heard me talk about that. I forbade my children from renting it and told them I would rather light the five dollars on fire. Far Out said to us it hinted towards a state of career complacency from Sandler that the today’s of his own scrappy ideas being developed on a shoestring budget were long gone and instead replaced by half baked comitta crap served on a silver platter of big studio distribution. Sandler was fully aware of that. However, he knew the movies he was creating in the Spell of Mediocrity were there to serve one purpose, and one purpose only finance.

And this is the point of the article Sandler’s take on what the worst Sandler movie is. To Sandler admit that it’s Jack and Jill know. He thinks it’s the remake of The Longest, which on paper should have worked, but the Burt Reynolds version is much better. Sandler said, they were doing it and it was cool, and I was like, if they’re doing it as well, be in it. Compared to the first one, not even close.

It ended up doing all right, paid for some things in our house. It made no sense on NBC proper today. It’s the paper, you know, the office spin off of sorts. I got through like six or seven of them. Fight your way through the first one or two.

Then it gets better. It’s at no point funny, but it’s nice company while you just the TV’s on and you’re playing on your phone. It’s that kind of show. I don’t know if I’ve laughed at all. But the characters an’t nice enough.

The main two were nice enough. I don’t know about the ensemble. Part of the ensemble is Alex Edelman, who told Variety why he was attracted to it. He said, seemed really fun. He used the word fun a lot because it’s an important value in entertainment.

It seems silly, but it’s a good metric for whether a show was all right. He was asked to audition for the series, then labeled untitled Greg Daniels and Michael Corman Project. He received dummy sides of fake scenes that never showed up in the show. It explains the paper in the Office or totally different shows. His take is our shows in a little more parks and wreck than The Office, in my opinion.

Angela from the Original Office spoke with grub Street and she said her call time for the nine years film in the Office was five thirty am. Was barely daylight when I’d arrive for hair and makeup, some of the casts would bring their own breakfast into the hair and makeup room and eat while they were quote in the works, which means holding your food in your lap and trying to sneak in a bite of eggs while you’re getting your hair curled or your eye makeup done. Angela said, I would inevitably spill something on myself, so my first real meal would be hot snack. To this day, I still dream about hot snack every day. At exactly ten thirty, our assistant director would announce hot snack.

You never knew what was gonna be, but it’s always a feast. Ramen, dumplings, tacos, hot dogs, chili, fried rice, shrimp, skewers, you name it. I once had the nickname snacks Kinzie. She says, I’m a big believer in packing snacks. Today in my back back I have a mixed berry granola bar, fruit wraps, a cheese and salami snack tray from the airport’s store, and a ziplock of peanuts.

The Moontower Comedy Festival has announced their lineup now. The festival is not till April eighth through the nineteenth. Pretty impressive lineup and it’s at least right there with this New York Comedy Festival, if not bigger names. They announced the first seventy five performers. A press release tells us there’ll be stand up sets, unhinged podcast recordings, musical comedy, and sketch badness.

There’s a club series you purchase the Badge, and then there’s four days of shows with more than one hundred comics within walking distance downtown that you can see. So far announced. Do you want me to read seventy five names? I don’t think I want to. Let’s see names that you would recognize.

How about I’ll do that? An evening with Albert Brooks, Beth Stelling, Brad Williams, Cristella Alonso, Doug Benson, Emo Wakeem, Ivan Decker, The Sclar Brothers, Jay Jorden, Jeremiah Watkins, John Goblet, con Boy, his name’s all over the place. John Rudnitsky, he was on SNL for a year and I saw him a new faces. He was great up there. Kathy Griffin, Leslie Jones, Mark Marin, Matt Bronger, Nish Kumar, viwerd Oz and others.

Okay, so you get a Bestie Badge promo that offers twenty five dollars off each badge and a group of two or more already too complicated. The big show tonight at the New York Comedy Festival is Stand Up for Heroes. John Stewart, Mike Berbiglia, Jim mcgaffigan and Moore. It’s the nineteenth edition of Stand Up for Heroes. It raises awareness and funding for the Bob woodra Foundation, whose mission is to ensure that our nation’s veterans, service members, and their families have stable and successful futures and interesting back to back at the Grammarcy Theater, Mark Norman is there with Matt Ruby’s Stick or Treat.

Comedians dress up and impersonate other comics that are alive, performing stand up sets completely in character. That’s fun. I remember twenty years ago Jim Brewer hosting Comedy Covers nights and people getting up and doing Mitch Hebburg. Now. What’s interesting about the scheduling to me is Mark Norman is one half of Tuesdays with Stories, and right after Mark Norman show, also at the Grammacy Theater, Joe Lift the other host of Tuesdays with Stories his show is Joe List and Friends.

Probably a safe bet that Mark Norman hangs around, considering he’s already in the building. Let me see who else is playing there. My goal before I wrap up this show thirty years from now is that somebody will create a comedy festival website where it’s easy to see who’s playing on a particular day. Someone will eventually crack that code. Scientists are working on it as I speak and scroll this minuscule little toolbar to get to the Monday shows.

Tod Glass again, is he playing every night? I don’t know, John, you’re the one hosting the show. Now, this is an interesting one in here, Nickstown. It’s Paul’s Best Podcast with Nick’s legend John Starks at the Gotham Comedy Club at seven o’clock. Okay, at Union Hall at seven thirty, the interestingly titled Peton Dix Horny, A night of comedy, smut and crushes, Interesting, and a bunch of smaller shows throughout the day.

Jimmy Kimmel and crew decided to help people out who were suffering with the snap benefit cuts. Kim Will and the show have opened a food donation center in la with the title The Jimmy Kimmel Live, Big Beautiful Food Bank. The press release, Kimmel Show said, cutting snap benefits creates uncertainty for American children, seniors, and families. To support our community members in need, We’re starting a donation center in our Hollywood back lot. Donations taken two Kimmel’s Big Beautiful Food Bank go to two different area nonprofits, the LA Regional Food Bank and Saint Joseph Center.

They’re asking for low sodium soups, chili stews, low sugar cereals, tuna, chicken, salmon, protein bars, pasta, and rice. They could also use personal care items like wipes, diapers, deodorant, soap, oral hygiene and feminine products. Food Bank’s open from nine to five sixty nine oh one Hawthorn Avenue, LA. A nice job by Charlie Brenz. He showed up at a holiday food drive event in Milwaukee that was supporting Feeding America.

Eastern Wisconsin. Students from Brookfield Central and Wisconsin Hills Middle School filled hundreds of boxes inside a warehouse, joined by Charlie Morenz. He’s known for his standup comedy that makes fun of things in Wisconsin. Charlie said, reach a little deeper into the pocket. You know, sometimes like the paper falls at the bottom, actually the change falls at the bottom, So don’t go straight to the bottom.

Float up a little bit to like where the big bills are. Baron said, it’s Thanksgiving. It feels good to give. They’ve done studies on it feels good to give. I’m not sure who did the studies.

I’m not sure they’re real studies, but we’re gonna go with it feels good to give. Some just give. And that’s your comedy news for today. I’ll see you tomorrow.

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hey man, I’m Johnny Mack with his Daily Comedy News. Now. You know who was that Donald Trump’s Supreme Court hearing the other day about the tariff war. You know who was there in the audience, John Mulaney.

All right, Why, well, we’re gonna find out. But what a random John Mulaney’s sighting, The Daily Beast reports. Fans speculated Mullaney was invited by lawyer Neil Cattel, who was arguing on behalf of small businesses affected by the tariffs. Mullaney had been on his podcast court Side, where we learned Mullaney as a constitutional lawn nerd. Neil said, Mullaney texts him all sorts of questions about random Supreme Court cases all the time, And I guess Mullaney is really into this if he was there.

Nikki Glaser was your SNL host last night. I’ll probably review that on Tuesday, just to accommodate my production schedule. They did release this promo leading up to it. Nicky ROAs, Ashley Padilla, James Austin Johnson, and Cam Patterson. A couple of notes here.

I’ve trimmed the bleeps because the the setup is that Nicky is roasting the three of them, and apparently her roasts are quite vulgar, so that the bleeps go on forever. So I trimmed those just for pacing. I understand the pacing upsets the joke, but you don’t want to sit through a beap for ten seconds. There are also two visual jokes. I’m gonna leave them in.

In one, Ashley Padia throws up and the other James Austin Johnson dumps gas on his head. You’ll get it. And I think this clip also proves that camp Patterson not good at Saturday Night Live. I don’t get why Lauren added him to the cast. And again, Louren Michaels is Lorne Michaels and I’m a guy in a basement, what do I know?

But I still think Camp Patterson’s going to be one and done. Anyway, Here was the teaser for Nikki Glaser. So come out. So great to be here, Hey, Nicki, guy, you’re so excited you’re hosting. It is going to be so fun.

So excited? Was there something else you needed or would you roast? No? Please? I just I don’t think that’s a good idea.

You don’t want that. I promise you won’t hurt our feeling. Now I started on care tony some completely numb and side. Okay, me verse me verse, right. Ashley, you look like you actually look like.

Your dog’s period blood. Okay, this is fun. You’re right, James, you nerdy little not there in Tennessee going out there by the outdoor masthtub, get her nune okay and cav nice sweater. Hell yeah, no, that’s why you’re the queen. That’s fine, it’s good.

I like this is fun. Jim Gaffigan was on social media again, and as I’ve pointed out to you, Jim Gaffigan really only comes on social media when he wants to sell you something. He wants to sell you some concert tickets. I have made edits to this clip. It’s Jim gaffer and very exciting that twenty twenty six shows are on sale.

I’m going to New York, I’m going to Saint Louis, I’m going to Denver, I’m going all these places out west. I know I need a haircut, and you know, I think it’s cruel that like bald men or men that are bald and need to get a haircut, like we should get free haircuts right anyway, comment below, like, follow, share, perform surgery, whatever you want to do anyway. Vanity Fair ask David Cross what he thinks about cancel culture. The question was really about Dave Chappelle. Cross said, I know I’m not stating any obvious that hasn’t been stated before, and it’s stating the obvious, but you, Dave Chappelle, have no credibility.

We can’t take anybody seriously who complains about cancel culture while performing in a sold out arena and getting tens of millions of dollars for a special that’s going to air all over the world. It’s batently absurd. So that kind of stuff’s just a waste of time to argue. It’s like two plus two equals five or black is white. It’s not true.

It’s not a thing you have been canceled. Vanity Fair ass Cross, they were all the comedy had gone woke, but then Elon Musk bought Twitter and declared comedy legally again, what do you think of that? David Cross said, I mean, it’s worth the discussion, but my feeling about it is there are words you can use in jokes that offend people and where does the individual stand up feel comfortable with editing themselves. I want to keep saying the R word. There are more directly violent words that I’ve stopped using, So it’s up to the individual.

There are some words I won’t say now just because no, I know, I’ve had enough discussions, or I don’t think it’s hurting my bits to swap out one word for another. But there are other words like the R word, and he is saying the R word in this interview that I’m like, I’m going to keep using it because it’s an easier, better word to use in my stand ups. Again, it’s up to the individual. All right, David Cross, who do you think is funny these days? Cross it, there’s a lot of great comics out there, probably a bunch I’m not even aware of.

As for subject matter that’s funny, Everything is still funny. He did not name a single name. It’s not that hard here. I’ll go h. I find Chain Gills funny.

Thought about that for one second. That was the name that popped to mind. I find him funny. Cross said everything could be certainly funny in the right viewpoint and application. I have a joke about a rape kit.

I know there’ll be some people won’t like it. I’ve already done it, and I know there’s some people that don’t like it. But it’s a really funny, clever joke that I’m gonna keep doing. So look, anything can be funny, it’s just the application. You’re probably wondering what does Stavros halky Has look for in a relationship, Well, he told g Q, A sense of humor.

For me, that’s really what my whole life is based around. You actually want a little more push back from your girlfriend. You want her to be like, shut up, you’re an idiot. You also have to be able to make her laugh, and you have to make her laugh despite her not wanting to. That’s a big one.

My favorite audience member is a reluctant girlfriend at the start of the show becomes a fan by the end of it. All right, Stavros, what do you look for in a guy? Friend? Starvros said, My best friends I’ve known since I was in Kindergarton, my producer on the podcast, and my best friend he’s my tour manager. But every five years I tend to pick up another best friend.

I know they’re a good person, and then I can make these incredibly messed up jokes with them. I don’t want somebody who’s racist or somebody who actually doesn’t think gay people should get married. I thinks it’s a good time to limit the right to choose. We do have to line on the big stuff and may be able to trust you and then do the funniest jokes in the world, which are really messed up things. Third Coast Reviews spoke to Gary Goldman, who said I was fortunate when I did The Great to Pray to have an audience that was patient and trusted me and knew I was professional and thoughtful, so they would see something for me that wasn’t my usual show, which was mainly just observations and some absurdity and some stories.

Grand Delinquent is probably the same amount as personal as The Great Depress, But with a Great Depress I was able to get a lot of the deeper stuff out that wasn’t as funny, and a documentary portion of the show, so essentially I didn’t have to be there when the people weren’t laughing. I think as a performer, you’re most vulnerable just being yourself doesn’t have to be deep, secret or private moment. It’s very vulnerable to get up there and say I think this is funny, and I think you should think this is funny. You don’t know whether they’re gonna laugh. But eventually you figure out whether it’s funny and it gets less vulnerable.

But with every new audience, there’s always that bit of anticipation and a little bit of anxiety over that, and it makes it fun. It’s like when I play basketball. If it made every shot, I think I’d be happy, but in reality and probably get boring. When you get into a video game or some set of skill and it gets to the point where this isn’t very challenging, you lose interest. I think that’s the part of the trick to staying interested in comedy because they’re doing it thirty two years now and it remains challenging.

It can be humbling at times, and I think that’s part of the equation. And I think we all know comedians have been doing the same act for decades. They burn out or get bored or just throwing the tannel or whatever that makes sense to me. I know when I do this pod, I try and mix up the subjects. You know, there were times when all right, we’re gonna talk about Kimmel for a week or whatever.

But I do try and you know, change the tone, bring recurring bits back, rest recurring bits. I try not to talk about the same comedians every day, but when somebody’s out there doing a lot of press, you know, I’ll talk about somebody for five days in a row. But did you try to mix it up? That makes sense to me. Roywood Junior just spoke to Rolling Stone.

He talked about touring the country, performing in the South. Being a road comedian gives you a different perspective on the voters of the country because you don’t see a Republican party. To see a person and they voted Republican. There’s a difference when you’re viewing Republicans through grafts and pie charts and gallopoles versus you being in a comedy club on a Thursday in a red state and telling jokes to voters who would never vote for your interests and there being some degree of synergy and understanding. It puts in a perspective that most people in this country are voting to preserve themselves, and that’s what politicians tap to do.

That’s what Trump did. Trump went into Middle America and looked under the rocks, found a couple of votes over here, found a couple of votes over there, and here we are. So Junior talked about his time at The Daily Show, and he said, one of the main things I learned is that there’s always a third side or another angle to the issue that’s not being considered. I’m grateful my first comedy special didn’t come out until after I started working there. I think also watching Trevor Noah and how he did interviews with adversarial guests.

You seek to understand, don’t necessarily seek to be right. Sometimes you can talk to people into not agreeing with themselves if you’ve got enough time to take a long enough walk. He talked about hosting the White House Correspondence Dinner in twenty twenty three and said it was the most stressed I’ve been as a performer. Next to the Apollo Theater, Amateur Night of the Apollo, that’s the peak of anxiety. Roy said, I’d take one thousand correspondents dinners before amateur Night at the Apollo.

That’s not to be played with with the Correspondent’s dinner. No matter what after, room’s gonna love the joke. You just don’t know when you don’t know which joke the apollo. There’s a chance everyone will hate your guts and unison and there’s no recovery. All right, Jay Leno, do you know who this is?

He hosted The Tonight Show for like twenty two years. Thinks you know stuff about late night comedy. That guy, he’s the worst. You know what he’s doing today? He’s the Grand Marshall at the Harley Davidson Love Yeah Things starts off in Glendale, finishes northwest of la at Castaic Lake.

It’s a charity ride in support of the Wounded Warrior Project and Adopt the Arts. Founded in nineteen eighty four, it’s raised more than twenty five million dollars and Jay Leno is going to be the Grand Marshal today. Jay said, I’ve written her alongside thousand. It’s a love ride for years. I’m looking forward to doing it again.

Cheers to making Love Ride thirty four a memorable one. Now. I wanted to tell you about the New York Comedy Festival, but their website doesn’t want to load, so they’re gonna go second. Today I’ll tell you about the three one to two Comedy Festival seven o’clock today at Zany’s Downtown. Heather Shaw at Zany’s and Rosemont.

I think I’ve been to that one. I think the Rosemont one. I’m pretty sure that was a rainy like Wednesday night and it was Hannibal Burris and Gaff again and Mad again. It was a great show. John Deloni will be there at seven, Kevin Bridges at the Riviera Theater at seven thirty, and Earthquake at the vic Theater, a great venue at eight o’clock.

And that’s a wrap on the very cool three to one to two Comedy Festival. Nice job, guys.

And now let’s see if the other website has loaded yet.

It has not. I might actually have to pause, but that’s not fun. Oh yeah, we’re gonna have to do a different story. It completely broke my browser. Come on near Comedy Festival.

All right, let’s see what happens. Tell you about something else. In the meantime. Sultan Kasas he’s gonna debut his hour long comedy special London Fog on his YouTube channel today. In London Fog causes wrestles with anxiety, explores the many modern pass apparently, and reflects on growing up with a single immigrant mother, all while trying not to let success change him.

He filmed it at the Neptune Theater in Seattle. He says, this is my first special in the theater, which was very scary but exciting at the same time. I’m really happy with how it all came out. Let’s try Chrome. Maybe the New York Comedy Festival website will load.

Oh yeah, much more responsive on Chrome. Interesting not Safari fans at the New York Comedy Festival. I won’t read everything, but some fun shows. I love the title of this one. At three o’clock at Littlefield, y’all gay with Ali Clayton and Ever Maynard.

That’s just a fun title. Ucb’s The Business Casual Show at the UCB at four thirty. Gotta love the early shows on the weekend, right, Josh Sharp’s an hour of crowd working the Round at the Billhouse at four thirty. Dan pool Zello is recording a live album. He’s doing two shows, but they’re both at five o’clock.

You know, New York Comedy Festival. I don’t think you guys really scrubbed this website too well. So if you want to see Dan, you can see him at the five o’clock show or at the instantaneously simultaneous five o’clock show. It also the website doesn’t tell us where that show is. All right, then late afternoon there’s a bunch of people you probably haven’t heard of.

Six o’clock. Todd Glass is at Second City Ismo at town Hall at seven. Seven o’clock. Genius and Poison presents the Magicians of Magic. That sounds fun.

That’s at the hard Rock in Finance is in Brooklyn at seven. But I’m scrolling down here looking for like headliner headliners, and the New York Comedy Festival doesn’t seem to have that this year. Eight o’clock at New York Comedy Club on four Street. Chris red like he’s nice and all, but is that a comedy show headliner? I’m looking for, like a name.

I’m scrolling down here for names you would know. I guess you know Veronica Slowakoska now because she’s on SNL. She’s a grammar sya. At nine thirty, Chris Fleming spoke to the Stranger. Chris said, so much of comedy survival it’s like putting anything in the cannon.

Was it World War One when they had to turn tires and a bolt or something. That’s how I view it. We’re only given so many tools, and whatever gets us through on stage, we got to use and hope for the best. Chris, what’s it like when you perform for people that you know kind of don’t know the act? Chris said, Oh, it could be such a bloodbath.

I mean, you wouldn’t believe the extremes. It can literally be like burn the Witch. I had to recently perform for big crowds that weren’t quite my own, and they wanted to kill me. They absolutely wanted to kill me. It’s being seen by crowds that do see you so much better.

I mean, trust me, you can be held to completely eat it’s up there, but then it clarifies what you want to do. Tourist audiences, whatever can navigate a lot of performances to the middle to survive. I think it’s better to gamble on what you truly want to do and occasionally completely bomb than it’s to self correct to a piece people you would just see at the airport. Follow up question, did it take a long time to develop a thick skin? Answer?

Oh, I don’t have a thick skin, and that’s your how many news for today, see you tomorrow.

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Caloroga Shark Media, Hello, Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News man. You can see just how much damage performing at the Riog Comedy Festival did to people’s careers. Like take, for example, Sebastian Maniscalco. He was interviewed by Forbes down in Atlantic City at the Ocean Casino Resort. Forbes I met out with Sebastian at the Italian restaurant at the Ocean Casino Resort with the classic name Linguini by the Sea.

Forbes tells us they shared some Manhattans, some homemade meatballs, eggplant rolatini, and chicken Marsella. And in this purbing interview, they asked, hey, when you play the riod come. No, they didn’t ask him that at all. They said, hey, was wine a regular part of dinner growing up in an Italian family? Because this is the hacky Sebastian Maniscalgo interview, you do, Oh yeah, you’re Italian?

Right, yeah, Okay, let me ask you about food. Sebastian said, it’s not like I was knocking back your glass of wine when his ten years old, but it was here’s the knife, here’s the glass. I have a little sip, so it wasn’t taboo growing up. I remember my grandfather having a large jug of wine, not Opu’s Winter or anything like that. I think it was Ernest and Julio Gallo.

But yeah, food and wine were pretty much a staple growing up these days. Sebastian says, I really enjoy red wine. My wife and I got married in Napa. My father in law introduced me to the world of wine. When I met my wife fifteen years ago.

I met. Up to that point, I was drinking wine, but I didn’t really know anything. I’m not a wine connoisseur where I could taste anything and say, oh, that’s a cinnamon whatever. It’s more of an appreciation for a nice bottle of wine as opposed to just grabbing whatever at the store. Sebastian, Do you remember your first drink?

He said, Amaretto stone sour. This was back in the early nineties. Growing up in Chicago. The Amearetto stone sour was the drink along with doers. My father used to drink Doers on the rocks.

I was a Scotts drinker for a little bit, all right, Sebastian, what’s your favorite cocktail now? He says, I’m recently falling in love with the Manhattan. I dabbled with the Manhattan about twenty years ago and then kind of forgot about it. I became strictly tequila. I I was gonna do cocktail, but the Manhattan now seems to be the one.

If I’m out at a bar, I’ll just get a Maker’s Mark Manhattan. They talked to me about comedy, and theysked Sebastian, Hey, when you were performing at the Saudi Comedy festal did you? Oh? No. They didn’t ask him that at all.

They asked him if he bases his comedy in real life, and Sebastian said, a lot of my comedy is based in nostalgia. That’s how it used to be, this is how it is now. I often look back at how I grew up Now, being a father, I want to take those kind of core values and traditions and implement them into my kids. I’m not saying I had the perfect parents, but I like the way they taught me manners, they taught me respect, and you know, I see the parents of today not parenting their kids. It’s a little disheartening to see how things have changed over the years.

Well, Sebastian do you like to cook? Do you like movies about gladi eaters? Sebastian said, first and foremost, I love meat. I love steak. I’m not a astronomist by any means.

No one’s saying, oh my god, he came up with this beautiful, puret. Mainly I cook for my kids and try to introduce them to food I was introduced to. I mean, I was eating fish at nine and my grandfather was sucking the eyeballs out of its head. So I’m not doing that. But if somebody eats something that I cook and they enjoyed, it’s almost like telling a joke.

You get enjoyment from other people’s enjoyment. Sebastian, do you enjoy travel? Do you ever go to warm blazes in the middle of the desert or anything like that? He said. We went to Italy this summer, took the kids.

I have an eight year old and a six year old. We went to France first. Then we met mother and took her to the Amalfi Coast for her eightieth birthday, where she’s always wanted to go. I took my dad to Sicily, where he was born and raised about twelve years ago. He hadn’t been back since he had left for fifty years, so we made the pilgrimage and now he’s been back every year since.

Then. Of course, Sebastian played THERIODD Comedy Festival. Now I’ve been quoting George Carlin a lot that there’s a big club and you ain’t in it. Sebastian said, I went out to dinner with Jerry Seinfel. That was a moment for me.

Had seen me do comedy at the Gotham Comedy Club in New York City. Then the next night his wife came to see me and then subsequently invited me on comedians and cars getting coffee, Then we went out to dinner. I followed his career since I was a young kid, and then breaking bread with him at dinner. You just don’t think any of those things are going to happen. Well, do you talk to Jerry about comedy or what else?

When we get together, it’s normally about comedy. There was one thing he did at the restaurant I found fascinating. I’ve never seen it before prior to going out with him. At the end of the meal, there was no bill, there’s nothing. As we got up, I go where’s the bill?

He goes, huh, just take care of later. I asked him, Jerry, what’s your method of taking care of a bill? He says, well, I make a reservation. I just give the credit card events down to put a thirty percent tip on it. I don’t want to see the bill.

It eliminates the no, I’m gonna get it. It’s just all done. I just love getting up. Nothing’s on the table and we’re done. It’s a good pro tip from Jerry Seinfeld.

Keenan Thompson spoke to Thrillist about travel. Keenan said, we do a lot of flying, especially coming from Atlanta, Big Delta kids, so I’ve traveled a lot. My favorite memories are usually with my family. I think any time we take our kids to Europe is a good journey. We’re exposing our kids to so much history, so many scenes, eateies, all that kind of stuff.

Those are really really fun memories. For sure. He’s so positive. You gotta like Keenan Thompson right. One thing I always do when every place is eat for sure, I try to get his free and open to trying whatever kinds of things are possible.

I’ve been pretty adventurous yeah. Boy. My kids they would get so mad at dad growing up because I remember we were in Australia and they wanted to go to McDonald’s and I was like, please, can you not go to McDonald’s. Can you just eat something else? And one of my favorite food travel stories, I remember where we were in Iceland and food in Iceland is expensive.

So we found like a pub, you know. I had a beverage and a cheeseburger and my son was kind of full and he looks at me and he goes, do I have to finish the cheeseburger? And I looked him in the eye and I said, do you have to finish the thirty dollars cheeseburger? He finished it. I digress.

Keenan says, one thing I try to do every place is eat For sure. I can try to be free and open to trying whatever kind of things is possible. Have been pretty venturous, but there’s certain places that I won’t necessarily do that insects and stuff like that. That one’s tougher for me. See, I want to go on amazing race with probably either my son or my daughter.

Now I am afraid of heights, bungee jumps, all that I’m not doing any of that. They can do that. But when they show up with a plate of grasshoppers and they want me to eat them, no problem, I’ll eat it. Keenan, do you pack light or overpack now? Johnny Max Pro tip, pack light unless you’re like on a business trip or something.

Pack light. You can rerun a pair of socks, dude, you’re fine and stuff them in your shoes and stuff you’re underwear in your other It saves a lot of room, and if you get cold, you buy a soup in your sweatshirt. Keene says, I overpack every time I come back. I’m like, why I wore the same shoes the whole time? Yep.

I used to have this fear that my shoes are gonna get wet. What am I gonna do if that happens? You buy a pair of sneakers. Keenan says, I always leave something behind that I need, even if I prep the night before. It’s always one little thing and it irks me so much when I forget something.

So yeah, I tend to overpack. They have stores unless you go to Antarctica. I went to Antarctica for Antarctica three suitcases I did overpack for Antardica, because you know, it’s not like Kean run out to the wah wah. Keenan, what are your must haves? He said, I need my clippers, I got a shave, I need fresh undies.

Then my toiletry is Bond number Nine’s my favorite Colonne old Spice hair brush, curl jail. How does he pass time on a plane sleeping? I sleep well. I watch a lot of TV when I’m at home anyway, so on plane rides, I sleep window or aisle. Keenan said, I like window seats.

I like being able to control the window number one. Yeah, oh boy, These you people that close the shades. Do you not understand the views you’re having? All the billions of people who lived on Earth, and here you are flying over the United States, all these gorgeous views, especially when you get out west, you’re thirty thousand feet you can look at all the stuff, and you guys have the shades down. What are you doing?

Keenan says he’s considered it, and I grew with this. He says, there are some inconsiderate window people that will ignore the fact that everybody’s got their windows closed. You know, night flight or early morning something, and I’ll open theirs for the whole flight and it keeps everybody wake. So I’m not that person. You want me on the window, you do.

Kathy Griffin kicks off her tour today. It’s called New Face. She’s in Las Vegas. Her tour starts today runs through May twenty twenty six. She tells People magazine the gloves are off.

It’s an evening with Kathy Griffin. I’ve been touring so long, I think if you buy a ticket on my show, you can’t. Actually, you don’t know that. I’m going to curse like crazy. I’m going to say inappropriate things.

I’m gonna go off on celebrities and talk about whatever’s on the pop culture zeitgeist. I would say that folks coming in my show they know what they’re in for. I could tell my audience they’re very unshockable because they’ve heard me say it all. I’ll be saying even worse things this time. She promises it’ll be a different act every night of the tour.

I start with local material. If I’m in Tampa, talk about what celebrities are from Tampa. One time I had a run out of theater after my show because I thought it’d be funny to read aloud the names and addresses of the sex offender list in that town. Wow. She said, I got a facelift, which people seem to be fascinating to buy.

And I just want to say, I don’t know why, but it cracks me up. I’m laughing because I’ve done some political interviews that I did all this research for and then they’re like, Kathy Griffin gets a facelift. So I know it’s part of the story, and I’m fine with it. I thought naming it New Face New Tour was funny enough. I got to tell you, I’m still in shock that was able to do my last tour and do seventy five cities, including Carnegie Hall in Boston, Symphony Hall.

And look, I’m not going to sell it every show. I wish I were Dave Chappelle or Chris Rock, and I wish I could say I’m going to sell it every show, but I’m kind of flabbergasted that these offers are coming in. My answer was, are you sure it means so much to me? Because prior to the Trump Halloween mask with ketchup on it photo, you know that one? Yeah, I played the Deep South all the time.

To be welcome back to these markets is a pleasant surprise. I feel a real responsibility to just give one hundred ten percent every time. It is Saturday night in the Big Apple and the New York Comedy Festival is underway. Won’t read every show, but let me scroll down here see what catches my eye. Four o’clock Facebook Marketplace Live, the game show New York City’s Funniest improvisers battle each other for the title of King of Stuff.

Think Who’s line is it? Anyway? Meets Stooping NYC. Audience members play to win free prizes, like really good prizes. Pass prizes include a mannequin head, a VHS of FANTATIONA two thousand, and a rice cooker.

Good to see they’re mixing in some different names. Near Comedy Club at five as Richard Villa. Five o’clock Vittorio Angeloni. He’s the Irish Italian guy. I saw him up in Montreal.

He’s really good. You could do a lot worse than going to Union Hall today at five o’clock, five thirty Bragging Rights with Joey Bragg, six o’clock at the Stand West and evening with Bassam Shawl high Line Comedy Club eight o’clock, Eric Walshin, Max fine Co Headline getting a little more famous here six thirty Todd Glass is its second city, the one in New York Brooklyn. The Big Shiny Show at seven o’clock, a celebration of the twenty fifth anniversary of the cancelation of Strangers with Candy with Stephen Colbert, Paul Denillo, and Amy Sedaris. Trevor Wallace is at the Beacon at seven, ascat New York, at the UCB at seven, Richard Kind plays Circo at seven, Hannah Berner Carnegie Hall, Fancy at eight o’clock, Wow, and a bunch of other smaller names. Now the festival goes for another week.

But this, to me does not have the star power that it’s had in the past. And I don’t know why. It could be just everybody’s content to just play Netflix, because, as John Mulaney says, everybody’s in La Well, let’s pick away at varieties and comics. You should and will nail list Joe Sunday, they say, is like a forest nymph plucked out of an idyllic wood and thrown onto iguana stage. Joe says, I come out as this feminine, adorable character to disarm the audience with my charm and my wit, and then I’ll surprise them with the darkness that lies within.

In one bit, Joe says, I like to walk home alone because I like to cause drum and strife to my friend group. People hear that they see how I dress, They tell me get home safe. Well, it’s not up to me necessarily. When someone says get home safe, what I hear is tonight might be your last. A good luck out there, slut.

They asked Joe, what’s your worst show ever? They said, I bombed at an open mic and Hannibal Burs’s new comedy club. I wonder if hannibals using the money he got paid by the Saldi’s at the Riadd Comedy Festival to fund that new comedy club. I digress, Joe said, I wasn’t planning Lieutenant night. I passed by on the street and thought, let me show these people a thing or two.

I just opened for Hannibal and Boston, so I felt some swagger. During the bombing, I said, I’m not too worried about this because I have other stuff. Afterwards, someone asked me what other stuff and I had to leave. That’s all funny and let’s get out there. That is your comedy news for today on a Saturday.

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Caloroga Shark Media. Man. I hope like today could be less feisty than yesterday. Hello, Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Nicky Glazer stop by Late Night with Seth Myers, and I know you’re like, why didn’t she just yell out the window if she would have reached more people, I’ll explain to you why.

But while she was there, she told the story of her gen Z assistant calling Jenna bush Hager the most famous person George W. Bush is related to a Guess that makes sense now, As for why she popped on Late Night with Seth Myers, you know, did she think David Letterman was still hosting? Now, NICKI smarter than that. Did she think Conan was still there? No?

No, No, she’s smarter than that. You see she’s hosting Saturday Night Live tomorrow, so it’s part of an NBC tour. She probably was forced to be on Late Night with Seth Myers Make Late Night great again. President Trump, get on that travel and leisure caught up with John Mulaney. Now I stole this from somebody on threads.

The way you get into a John mullani half ass impression is you do Fred Schneider from the B fifty two’s you know the song love Shack. So if you’re like, I don’t know how to do with John m’llaney half ass impression, Johnny Mack, what do you do? You channel Fred Schneider and you go hop in my chryslileriates as big as a whale. See and now you have that big as a whale at the end, and then you go, oh, now I know how to do half asked. John Mulaney was asked by Travel and Leisure, you gotta go to hack for jet lag?

Laney said, never adapt to any time zone. Stay in the time zone you’re used to. John Mulani’s go to airline snack. He’s big into adding ritter Sport chocolate into trail mix. Millennie is impressed by New York’s LaGuardia Airport, which used to be a disaster and now has been renovated and is apparently fantabulous.

Millenie said, I went there a few weeks ago. It’s so nice you couldn’t period it. I was actually mad at it. This is an airport where were getting on fifteen minute plated rides to Boston and flights to JFK, which would be like a thirty second flight. This isn’t like a hanging out Forever airport.

We’re not arriving for four hours early for international flights to make us use the food court. It’s like having a parking lot hanging up beautiful artwork. Expert traveler John Laney says it’s not that he’s gotten packing down with science. I’ve gotten not caring down to science. There’s going to be a target.

So enough with the I don’t have soap, don’t have a charger. This is a great tip. Go to the hotel front desk and say I lost my charger. Can I look through the Lost and found and you’ll get five chargers. That’s great advice.

Jim Gaffigan. I’ve noticed about Jim gaffikin he only appears on social media when he wants to sell you something. There was that one night where he commented about the president and people got very mad about him. Since then, I only see Jim Gaffigan on social media when he wants to sell you something, usually a bourbon. But Jim wants you to know about his new tour, and I’m like, sure, I’ll let people know about Jim Gaffigan’s new tour.

Here’s Jim Gaffigan. Who really exciting is is My new shows are going on sale for twenty twenty six. Can you believe it? It’s so exciting tickets to my shows. I’m going to Chicago, santu As, DC Dead for a bunch of places out West.

I’m gonna be on our thoughts and I’m gonna enjoy it for the first couple of days. Now I’m gonna complain. Leslie Jones was on the Good One podcast. She is not a big fan of Tony Hinchcliff. People get very upset about this Tony Hinchcliffe fellow kill.

Tony just bothers people. It’s funny. I like it. I like it better as an audio podcast than actually staring at it. But I think part of that is because I listen at two point three x and if somebody’s boring, I go skip skip skippapipapips tip.

Leslie Jones said, I hate shock humor. It’s just dumb, like the Tony Hinchcliff And I’ll say it because f that. Now, this is a start out B dash A B star store, so I assume the B dot A is something along the lines of which butt. But what’s the B star star? I don’t know what she called Tony Hinchcliff.

Now this next part is interesting. I’m going to read it verbatim from Vulture. Now, remember Hinchcliff told a joke about Puerto Rico at the Trump rally at Madison Square. Guard. Remember that’s the thing that happened.

And here Leslie Jones is telling us she doesn’t like Tony Hinchcliff. So here’s what Vulture wrote from there. Jones didn’t hold back. She took aim at his trademark mustache, comparing it to a Puerto Rican porn store, before firing off a few more unprintable jabs. So Johnny Mack will ask the question, is it okay to make jokes about Puerto Rico or not?

Because you just made one. Leslie said about the shock style, it’s not comedy. It’s mean. It’s mean stuff. Comedy’s not supposed to be mean.

Comedy’s supposed to be relieving. Even when Don Rickles was at his hardest, he was still funny. Every time I see those comics befom, I’m like, go to therapy, you need some help. There’s a difference between take my wife, please, and f my wife please. Vanity Fair asked David Cross if he’s pessimistic or optimistic about the future.

I haven’t read this yet. Let’s guess nope, Cross said, Oh man, it changes hourly. I feel optimistic in the sense that I know that this is minority rule and if the full force of the people who are angry or concerned, if somebody was able to focus that, I feel optimistic. Yeah, Chuck Schumer’s going to figure that out any day now. He’s doing a great job.

There’s a lot of crazy damage that’s been done and it’ll take some time to heal that. I’m also optimistic in a personal sense and that I have money, all my concerns about my daughter. I live in Brooklyn, so I live in a very strong sense of community. People are accepting of everybody, and it’s very family oriented and that’s good. I would be curious what part of Brooklyn David Cross lives in.

You can have many different experiences in Brooklyn. I’m going to guess he’s close to the water and by the water, I mean the part where you can see Manhattan across that. I’ve had a bit of a head start because when the stuff goes down. It’s probably not going to be really really bad in New York for quite some time. So I’ve got my go backpacked passport’s ready to go, and I can leave.

I have dual citizenship. I can go to the UK and go to Canada. It’s all about my daughter. I’d be fine, i’d write it out, but I want to give her the best life she could possibly have. So I’m optimistic in that sense, but I’m pessimistic every time I read something that Joe Rogan said.

Can everybody relax with Joe Rogan? Do you not understand what Joe Rogan is. Joe Rogan is a guy that was an okay comedian who’s into the UFC. He likes to work out, he likes to shoot things. He does seem curious, might not be the most educated person in the world.

He’s not Mike Wallace. It’s just a show where he has conversations with people for three hours. I listen to it all the time. I like it. I know what it is.

I don’t come away going, yeah, I got to go shoot something and the aliens are real. It’s just a show. Everyone needs to calm down. I’m pessimistic every time I read something that Joe Rogan said, and the amount of gullible, anti intellectual people we’re getting all this misinformation from these people who just read something online. It’s crazy to me.

And that’s the third of America. All these bros who really want a trad wife, and if it takes a white nationalist, Christian nation to do that, then that’s what they want. They think women have too much power, that we’ve let women become too masculine, and vaccines cause autism and all that kind of stuff that gives me a reason to be hopeful. Then Cross continued, if I need to go, I can go. I can leave before it gets to that really, really bad place, and I don’t think it’ll get there again.

This guy’s not popular. Mike Johnson is not popular. Trump is not jd Vance is not popular. It’s classic authoritarianism versus the people’s stuff, David Cross. Everybody.

Actress Madeline Brewer has been doing press for the movie anniversary. To prepare for the role, Brewer studied a number of comics and read up on the reaction to Dave Chappelle’s jokes about the LGBTQ community. Brewer commented on Chappelle saying Chappelle would call that free speech in comedy. When you’re attacking community like the trans community, you’re not just being a comedian. You’re being an a hole in my opinion.

Rolling Stone asked Roy Wood Junior if he feels like CNN and have I got news for you? Is striking the balance he was looking for. Roy said, to a degree, CNN gives me a platform to present everything that happened that week. We get to exist in the silly stuff as well. It’s not just uh, the administration is going to take away at metagaid this week.

It’s also guess who this person was before Botox Comedy stock Market. Thank you, Bert Reynolds. You know I’m gonna add a name here on the fly. I’m just thinking about that David Cross story I just did. And you know, David is talking about how, you know, Joe Rogan might be a little unhinge.

My word’s not his cross. Where you’re going, you’re leaving the country. Why so let’s sell some David Cross just to you know. We’ll enter our bets there. Okay, how about our buys.

Let’s buy some Eddie Murphy ahead of this Netflix documentary anybody my age knows how great Eddie Murphy was, and hopefully this will get the young’ins to understand how amazing Eddie was at his peak. Although Johnny Mack will point out Eddie Murphy’s act as awesome as it was circa nineteen eighty three is a cover band version of Richard Pryor down to the Red Outfit. Watch Live on the Sunset Strip by Richard Pryor and then watch Eddie Specials and tell me it’s not a cover band. But regardless, we will buy Eddie Murphy again. As I explained last week, comedy stock market isn’t whether or not I think somebody’s good or bad.

It’s we’re trying to find value in the market, who’s on their way up, who’s on their way down, and make some hypothetical money. So let’s buy Eddie Murphy. Let’s also buy John Stewart because he now has the safety net. He’s been re signed. They’re not gonna kick him out the door.

He’s good, so that gives him a year to basically say whatever he wants. He’s been even more outspoken recently, and I imagine that will continue, so we’ll have a very confident John Stewart that’s always good for entertainment. So let’s buy some John Stewart, let’s sell Pete Davidson if we even have any left. The projects he’s picking just never look good. You never are like, Oh, Pete Davidson’s in that that looks like it’s gonna be awesome.

I think he may have blown his career when he walked away from Bupkis. Honestly, he looks lost to that movie I told you about the other day. That would be a good Adam Sandler movie. And I’m not kidding. I don’t think that’s gonna be good for Pete Davison.

Well, let’s sell Pete Davidson, and let’s sell Louis c. Care. I’m about to talk about CK. He’ll be at the New York Comedy Festival. I’m not sure he’s as welcome as some of the spin on the New York Comedy Festival is presenting Louis C.K.

I think people are still kind of done with CK. I might be wrong, but on the comedy stock market here, let’s sell some CK. Right, So we’re gonna sell David Cross by Eddie Murphy, by John Stewart, Sell Pete Davidson, sell Louis C.K. That is your comedy stock market for this week. The New York Comedy Festival does kick off tonight.

I have said this in the past, the people at the New York Comedy Festival have never been anything but great to me. However, New York City is so big, this disappears in the scheme of things. If you’re not It’s not like in other cities, You’ll go somewhere and like festivals will dominate, and this one, like Montreal, is a good example of that. This one just kind of disappears in the big apple of it all. And I do feel this year the names are not as huge as they were in the past.

Some of the names at the festival this year Louis C.K. Stephen Colbert, Okay, Amy sid Down, Chris Pete Holmes, but he was just at three point two what last night? Hannah Berner, Michael Blaxon, Margaret Show, Alex Adlman, Chris Fleming, Morgan, Jay Issmo, Ryan Long, Trevor Wallace. You like, is any of that like that exciting? I don’t think it is, Like where’s the Riod Crew, Where’s Chappelle, Sigora, Bill Burr?

Where are those guys Bert Kreischer, who did not go to the RIOC Comedy Fols, Where’s he? We’res Santino, like, why aren’t these guys at this? This just feels a little off to me. Founded by Caroline Hirsh in two thousand and four, the New York Comedy Festival features two hundred plus top comedians from around the globe across more than one hundred shows and all five boroughs. Venues include Carnegie Hall, The Beacon Theater, Madison Square Garden and Town Hall.

Caroline Hirsch, who owned the late Great Carolines Comedy Club and the organizer behind this thing, set any constantly shifting landscape. We stay committed to spotlighting new voices, championing fresh perspectives, breaking form, and shaping a festival that sets the standard both creatively and commercially. Some of the shows tonight, like I’m looking for the big names here to tell you about six point thirty at Second City Todd Glass, Ryan Long at seven at the Venue on Music Row, John Goble con He was also just at three to one to two at seven thirty at the Bell House Todd Glass again at nine o’clock. I know it’s just the first night. But anything I mentioned there are you like, oh wow, I gotta go see that.

Like then you know they’re all okay. Dan’s Papers dot Com caught up with Caroline, who said, for the first time, we’re headlining Alex Edelman and Chris Fleming at Carnegie Hall, and Louis C.K. Is back.

Now, let’s break that apart.

The idea that Chris Fleming, who I love, is at Carnegie Hall. That’s just amazing to me. Congratulations Chris Fleming, But really, can Chris Fleming sell out Carnegie Hall? That shocks me? And I like Chris Flemming a lot.

Dan’s Papers writes of c K he’s forgiven, public wants him back at Caroline Hirsch said it’s one hundred shows this year, two in her comics. Whenever we count them up, it’s always more than we think. It’s New York’s funniest Again. According to this piece, Hirsch didn’t mention c K all that much and seemed excited about Pete Holmes is at town Hall and we have a celebration of the twenty fifth aniversary of the cancelation of Strangers with Candy with Stephen Colbert and Amy Sedaris. A town Hall, looking forward to that, especially with what’s going on with Steven at this time.

So, as I said in the Comedy stock Market, I’m not sure that c K and I’m not sure he’s back, and I could be wrong. In Chicago at the three one to two Festival, Derek Streep at seven. Other shows at seven, Joe MATCHI, Justin Willman, Ralph Barbosa like this show at nine to fifteen at Zany’s Rosemond Stand Up throw Down Millennials versus Generation X. We’re gonna crush you guys, Barbosa again at ten at the Chicago Theater and Amber Autry at Zaney’s Downtown at eleven fifteen. Tomorrow at the three one to two Festival, Dusty Slay at the vic Theater at seven.

If I were in Chicago, I would absolutely go see him. Fortune Fieamsters at the Chicago Theater at eight. A lot going on this weekend. Tomorrow in Boston it’s Dennis Leary’s annual Comics Come Home. Some of the comics coming Home include Conan O’Brien and Sarah Silverman.

So right, there is more star power than New York has this year. This is the twenty DA ninth edition of the annual fundraising event. It supports the Cam Neely Foundation, a nonprofit founded by the Bruins president and former hockey star Cam Neely. The foundation helps cancer patients and their families as they undergo treatment. And that is your comedy news for today.

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Caloroga Shark Media. I gotta tell you, I’m exhausted just from writing today’s script. Hello, I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News from the Hollywood Reporter. In a previously unreported element of Jimmy Kimmel’s brief suspension from ABC, apparently representatives from the Sinclair Broadcasting Group reached out to Erica Kirk, who’s the widow of Charlie Kirk, to see if the Sinclair’s could help secure an apology from Jimmy Kimmel. Erica Kirk told this on Fox News.

She was speaking to Jesse Waters. Waters asked Kirk, Now, I’m going to editorialize here. I think this is a very loaded question. I do not like the way this question is phrased. Waters asked Kirk, Jimmy Kimmel lied about your husband’s murder and didn’t really apologize.

What would you say to Jimmy Kimmel. Let me jump in again. No one should be murdered, but Jimmy Kimmel lied about your husband’s murder. Listen once again to what Jimmy Kimmel actually said. This is a Trump joke, Listen to it.

We hit some new lows over the weekend with the Magga Gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and do everything they can to score political points from it. In between the finger pointing, there was grieving. On Friday, the White House flew the flags at half staff, which got some criticism, but on a human level, you can see how hard the President is taking this. I think don’t down a lot of your friend. Charlie Kirk asked sir personally, how are you holding up for the last day and a half, Sir, I think very good.

And by the way, right there you see all the Trumps. They’ve just started construction of the new ball room for the White House, which is something they’ve been trying to get, as you know, for about one hundred and fifty years, and it’s going to be a beauty. Yes, he’s at the fourth stage of grief. Construction, there’s demolition. This Stuck said.

This is not how an adult grieves the murder of somebody called a friend. This is how a four year old mourns a goldfish. Okay, back to Jesse Waters again, his phrasing Jimmy Kimmel lied about your husband’s murder and didn’t really apologize. What would you say to Jimmy Kimmel, Erica Kirk said, same thing I told Sinclair. They asked, I haven’t really told anybody this, So they asked, do you want you to give you an apology?

Do you want to be on a show? How can we make it right through our team? I responded, I said, tell them, thank you. We receive their note. This is not our issue, not our mess.

If you want to say I’m sorry to someone who’s grieving, go right ahead. But if that’s not in your heart, don’t do it. I don’t want it, I don’t need it, you may recall. Kimmel addressed this when he returned to air, saying, I do want to make something clear because it’s important to me as a human that you understand it was never my intention to make light of the murder of a young man. I don’t think there’s anything funny about it.

Johnny Mack will comment again, it’s clearly a Trump joke. Listen to the President’s reaction to someone being murdered. He starts bragging about the ballroom. My ask sir, personally, now are you holding up over the last day and a half, Sir. I think good.

And by the way, right there, you see all the Trumps. They’ve just started construction of the new borrel for the White House. On Monday, John Stewart’s spycam went oh, Johnny Mack recorded Tuesday and Wednesday to accommodate his schedule, this would be a great time to announce that I’m coming back to host the Daily Show for another year. Thanks John Stewart. You couldn’t have announced that ten minutes earlier.

It was like, as soon as I hit schedule, I was like, oh, really, dude, come on. John Stewart will continue to host the Daily Show on Monday. He will remain as executive producer. Ari Pierce is head of Comedy Central and said John Stewart continues to elevate the game he created. His return is an ongoing commitment to the incisive comedy and sharp commentary that define the Daily Show.

The renewals will win for audiences, for Comedy Central and for all our programming partners. We’re proud to support John and the extraordinary news team. Very cool. I mentioned this the other day. If you listen to the show even today, you might be like Johnny Mack.

It sounds like you’re not totally on board with President Trump. But sometimes I am totally on board with President Trump. I mentioned this the other day when Trump wrote on True Social Seth Myers of NBC may be the least talented person to perform live in the history of television. In fact, he may be the worst to perform live or otherwise. Now.

I don’t know about that, but I think the President and I are a line that we want to make the late night franchise the twelve thirty NBC thing previously hosted by Letterman. I think the President just wants to make NBC’s Late Night great again. And I agree with the President on this fact. Seth Myers, who hosts the show, for some reason, had a problem with the president. He said on the show previously hosted by David Letterman and Conan O’Brien, you wrote, I watched this show the other night for the first time in years.

But just ten months ago you wrote, I got stuck watching marble mouth Myers stuck. I find it hard to believe you let the other people decide what to put on. Everything about your vibe screams I call the clicker which is it, you watched me for the first time in years this week or you watch for the first time in months in January? Do you not remember? Apparently mister Myers and the President have been not getting along since in twenty eleven.

Seth Myers there at the White House Correspondents dinner and joked Donald Trump has been saying that he’ll run for president as a Republican, which is surprising since I assumed he was running as a choke and so what we’ve learned here. But whether it’s Seth Myers or former President Obama, you don’t want to make fun of Donald Trump at the White House Correspondents dinner. He will remember it. Jimmy Fallon catching grief now. I’ve seen a couple reports of this.

On Friday’s Tonight Show, Fallon’s guest was Hunter Schaeffer, Hunter, who was trans was there to discuss her role as Tigers Snow in The Hunger Games The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes. During the segment, Jimmy Fallon showed an old photograph of Schaeffer as a child, taken before her transition, in which she wore a costume inspired by the Hunger Games. Fallon then showed a clip of Schaffer in the new film and commented, congratulations, Bud. People on the internet are curious about Jimmy’s choice of the word bud in that context. I started to poke away yesterday at that long, feisty GQ article Stephen Colbert, and it’ll probably took me a few days to get through this.

Colbert said, the great thing about comedy, not to take anything away from drama, but the great thing about comedy is you know when it works. The audience makes this noise with their mouth, and that really can’t be faked, and you get instantly a sense of we’re here together, and you’ve hooked up your jumper cables to them. I jumped a car on Sunday. By the way, it took me a couple tries. I had my portable jumpers and that wasn’t taking the courts gooning click cick, click, click click, and then I dug out my old school.

You know the long cables where you have a car that’s working and you jump a car. You know what jumping a car is. I did at old school with the long wires, not the portable jumpers. I usually can get away with it on the portable jumpers. I did it old school and I got it to run.

Bought a new battery two hundred and eighty bucks. But kudos to the nice people at the AutoZone. They put it in for me, easy peasy. I was done in ten minutes. I digress.

Colbert was doing that jumper cables analogy and said, there’s an energy that goes to you, to them and them to you. When it’s working really well, you walk off stage with more energy than when you walked on stage. I’ve never been sick on stage. I’ve been very sick. I did a show where I had a burst appendix and I did a double show.

I didn’t know my appendix was burst. Wow. I didn’t know what was wrong with me. But I was sweating and thought I might pass out, and I was in so much While you’re laughing, John, I don’t know, but I thought I might pass out and was in so much pain that I was crying in commercial breaks. But during the show I could just get through it, and I did two shows.

I did a double show that night. Then afterwards my wife made sure that my driver took me straight to the hospital. I got there and they said, oh, you have a burst appendix. We have to take this out right now a lot more to get to there. We have time.

I do the show three hundred and sixty five days a year, plusant bonus episode, so I’ll get to it, trust me. Bill Mooher ripped Jimmy Kimmel for thanking everybody but Bill Maher. Mar said, Look, Jimmy Parry doesn’t like me too much anymore because he thanked everybody but me. And I was adamant about supporting him that week and the next week. I can’t lie and say I think what he said was accurate, but I was adamant he shouldn’t be thrown off the air.

He did a great show. I went on and on, Bill, do you need me to play the clip again? I don’t want to play the clip again. Why you just hit rewind like twelve times and go back where I just played it. It’s a Trump joke.

It’s not a Charlie Kirk joke. It’s a Trump joke. The president was asked about somebody he’s supposedly really tight with being murdered, and the guy went, oh, yeah, how about the beautiful construction behind me. It’s a Trump joke. Mar called Kimmel’s format and the other late night shows very predictable.

Him and host like that. Quite frankly, they’re all quite similar in this regard is that they’re ideologically captured by one side. It’s not just what I do, what I’m doing. And so there’s a reason why half the country feels insulted by those hosts and has turned off to them because it’s just one very predictable point of view. And this proves that it’s often not completely accurate, because that was not a smart thing to say that this guy who shot Charlie Kirk was on the Mega team.

That is not what Kimmel was seeing. Kimmel was pointing out. The Republicans were very quick to say, Hey, he’s not one of us, that’s not he gonna listen to the joke, Bill, do you need me? I’m gonna play it again, Bill. Here it is again, Bill, Listen.

We hit some new lows over the weekend with the Maga gang desperately trying characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them. Mark said, because that’s just something the Blue Sky crowd told themselves. And if you’re that far in the bubble. We don’t really see both sides, and you don’t. You’re gonna believe that blue sky point of view.

Nobody’s on blue sky. Dude, what are you talking about? John Will talk about something else. Okay. Vulture had a cool headline caught my eye.

It’s called Leanne Morgan versus Leanne Morgan. They were talking about her new special. Some spoilers here. I saw Dylan in the Facebook group Daily Comedy News Podcast Group. Please feel encouraged to join us.

We’ve had some new members who are participating, which is great. Like when you guys start the conversations, that’s awesome. To join. You’ll have to answer a few questions to make sure you’re not a pornbot. Some light spoilers for Leanne’s special coming up here.

Vulture writes she’s blown up. She’s on Amy Poehler’s podcast and a movie playing Reese Witherspoon’s sister and starring as a version of herself in the new Chucklory sitcom called Leanne. She’s no longer just Leanne Morgan. She’s Leanne Morgan gone Hollywood. It’s all happened very quickly as a result unspeakable thing the new special is an incomplete, underdeveloped look at whoever Morgan is now becoming someone famous Vulture Rights.

Morgan’s great gift as a comedian is in drawing vivid imagery. Unspeakable Things opens with a recap of her life over the last few years, et cetera, et cetera. Morgan positions herself throughout the specials opening sections. She may find herself hanging out with Will Ferrell on the hair and makeup crew of a straight to streaming rom com, but they’re celebrities. She’s the one with big old mama breasts.

She’s the one still grounded, still trapped by all the rules of the human bodies and moral standards that keep people from losing themselves to fame, and unlike everyone else in Hollywood, She’s got enough of a footback in the real world that she can still see how wild the world really is. Skipping ahead Vulture Rights. If all of Unspeable Things was built around that premise, or at least willing to go deeper into Morgan’s ambivalence about Hollywood culture, it would be a stronger hour. But after the first twenty minutes of Morgan grappling with her current life Unspeakable Things pivots backward into a family album of Morgan’s past. Hey listener checked in with me and ask me, am I actually mad about the Riodd Comedy Festival or am I doing a bit?

And I said I would address it on today’s show. So I will address this now. I did some soul searching. If I had been reached out by the Reodd Comedy Festival, say in the spring, and they said, hey, we’re doing this festival. We’d like to sponsor your podcast.

Here’s some money, I would have said yes. I’m not going to sit here and be like no, no, no, I would have said yes. If they had invited me to the Reodd Comedy Festival, I would have said, yes, stay with me. One of the things I believe in is life is a journey. You change, you get more informed, you get more information.

I’m a big believer in there’s a philosophy that you are the average of the five people you spend the most time around. Those people do influence your opinions on things. So as I believe life is a journey, you revisit positions, you reconsider things. For example, in the past, I used language I would not use now I’ve told the story before, but I will tell it again. When Jim Brewer had the show on Sirious, he had an opening where he used a word that rhymed with me, and in the opening to the show he would say, Hey, don’t be a maggot, come hang out.

Jim, who I believe is two years older than me and from Long Island and I’m from Queen’s, explained this on the air that there was nothing sexual about how he meant it. He described it as the kid who couldn’t kick the kickball, And with my Queen’s mentality of in my mid thirties, I understood what Jim meant. One day, a friend from the radio station called out que the friend is gay. Came by my office and was like, what are you doing? What is your problem?

And I’m like, huh what? And the friend explained to me that the term is offensive. And I still, twenty years later, fe’re terrible. He educated me. We took it off the air that day.

I still feel bad about it. Life is a journey. You change your opinions if you listen to the episode with Jason Zinnemann, if you listen to the beginning. I asked him about Riod and I say something along the lines of, Jason, can you help me sort out my feelings here? As I dove more in to it, and as the listener reached out to me, and as I thought about it this morning, here’s where I’ve landed.

I think what bugs me about it is that the comedians who went their vibe just seems to be, Hey, you know what, I got paid, so f off. You’ll even hear a lot of the comedians using the term bag, like yeah, I got my bag, as if there’s no other nuance to the conversation, as if there’s nothing to talk about human rights, freedom of speech, kushogi. Now along the way, if I had been running ads for the comedy Festival and I started getting notes from listeners or people whose opinions I take seriously, Hypothetically, let’s just say, a guy from the New York Times who I’m friendly with, shoots me a note on the side. This did not happen, but hypothetically, if I got a note from this person who I respect and had been like, dude, what are you doing, then I might have thought about it and I might have changed. Now these are all hypotheticals.

I don’t know. I think I would have been like, oh, yeah, I shouldn’t take that money, you’re right, Or I shouldn’t go cover this comedy festival because of the things I became educated on. So that’s where I’ve kind of landed. But I think the real thing that’s coming out on the air when I say this is just from the artists who went. They’re acting like, yeah, dude, they got a Kentucky Fried chicken.

Oh okay, they got a Kentucky Fried chicken, So I guess everything’s good. A guy didn’t get chopped up and put in a suitcase anyway, did you get your bag? That’s where I’ve landed now, Is it a bit to say Comedian X, who’s just back for the Redd Comedy Festival announced a new tour. Is that a bit? Yeah, it’s a bit.

Hopefully the podcast is entertaining. Hope it doesn’t come across as defensive. I hear some defensiveness in my voice right now, and that’s not how I mean it at all. I’m just trying to explain and hope that makes sense to you, and hope that makes sense to you all the listeners, not just the one person who emailed me on the side, So that’s where kind of at with it. I got my bag, so few who cares out on the eight hundred pound Gerrilla YouTube channel today Chat Daniels for reels.

I like chat a lot. That should be good to check out. The three to one to two Comedy Festival continues seven o’clock at the Theater. People are gonna get upset by this show existing it’s The Killers of Kill Tony.

Speaking of which, did you watch Saturday night Live Cam Patterson appeared.

I don’t think they know what to do with him. I still think he’s one and out. Now. Unclear to me who’s on the bill tonight. If you look at the nineteenth the Killers of Kill Tony are Ari Monte Hans, Kim, Martin Phillips and David Jolly.

Not sure who the killers are this evening.

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Meanwhile, at the vic Theater, Justin Willman at seven the show I would go to.

If you’re in Chicago, you should absolutely go see Pete Holmes. I’ve never been disappointed by Pete Holmes. He’s fantastic live. He’s at the Riviera Theater and John Goblkin is at seven at Zany’s Downtown and at nine point fifteen a roast battle at Zany’s Downtown. So that’s a good night at the festival.

And congratulations to Whitney Cummings who’s just back from the Riod Comedy Festival. She can use that money to have a fabulous wedding, Whitney Cummings, and now she’s engaged to professional skateboarder Chris Cole. On her podcast, Whitney Cummings said, I got engaged last week. I don’t have to tell everybody. I’m embarrassed to even talk about it and just trying to get it out of the way.

TMZ says Cole proposed to Whitney during their daily hike in Tipanga Canyon, back behind her house. TMZ shared a photo of the moment. Is a good thing there happened to be a photographer there, showing Cole down on one knee and Whitney Cummings kneeling in front of him with her hand covering her face, seemingly overwhelmed with emotion. Definitely not a stage photo. Just I guess TMZ has stalkers in the woods who happen to casture a proposal.

I don’t know it wasn’t there, don’t know what happened. Whitney said it was so awkward. I was like, Okay, cool, now what and I was like, should we go to dinner or something? Cole had no plan for afterwards. As soon as he got the ring on, he was like, I never have to try to impress you again.

That’s funny. Cole then suggested dinner at Pizza Hut. Cummings joked he’s never pitched Pizza Hut before. I haven’t spoken to him since Pizza Hut’s not our thing, Like it’s not an inside joke. We’ve never talked about Pizza Hut before.

Well, congratulations to Whitney and mister Cole and that he’s a pretty feisty l Comedy News on a Thursday. It’s been a weird month and a half here at the show, but numbers are up, so somebody’s enjoying it, and somebody is you, and I thank you for listening. To see you tomorrow.

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Caloroga Shark Media Hither. I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Stephen Colbert was interviewed by GQ, who really wanted us to know that Colbert was poolside when this took place. The topic the cancelation, Stephen said, Listen, every show’s got ended sometime, and I’ve been on a bunch of shows that have ended, sometimes by our lights and sometimes by the decision of other people. It’s just the nature of show business.

You can’t worry about it. You got to be a big boy about that. But I think we’re the first number one show to ever get canceled. Colbert said he was told by CBS they were getting out of Late Night because it’s no longer profitable. He called it surprising.

I’ll editorialize here I have brought us up in the past. Well, then why did they renew Taylor Tomlinson at twelve thirty That was announced as a renewal and then Taylor said she didn’t want to do it. That was the story we were told. So A, is that story not true? B If it is true that they renewed it, and then Taylor said no, thanks, Well why would you renew twelve thirty.

Were you going to have a twelve thirty show with a no. Eleven thirty show, or were you going to move after midnight to be before midnight? None of that makes sense. Steven Colbert said, I can understand why people would have that reaction because CBS or the parent corporation. I’m not going to say who made that decision, because I don’t know.

No one’s ever going to tell us decided to cut a check for sixteen million dollars to the President of the United States over a lawsuit that their own lawyers, Paramount’s own lawyers said is completely without merit, and it’s self evident that this is damaging to the reputation of the network, the corporation, and the news division. So it’s unclear to me why anyone would do that other than the Curry favor with a single individual. Wow, he is not pulling his punches here, Colbert said, if people have theories that associate me with that, it’s a reasonable thing to think because CBS or the corporation clearly did it once. But my side of the street is clean, and I have no interest in picking up a broom or adding to refuse on the other side of the street, not my problem. Colbert says he has a great relationship with CBS.

It’s one of the reasons why this was so surprising and so shocking that there was no preamble to this, budgets and everything like that. We’ve done cuts and stuff like that, so that’s why it was surprising to me, as I said, But I meant what I said on air the next night after I found out, because I couldn’t sit on it. They’ve been great partners, they really have. They’ve been very supportive. It took us six to nine months to find our legs before people watched the show.

We didn’t quite figure out what we wanted to do. It didn’t come fully assembled out of the box the way the Colbert Report did. And they stood by us and they were very supportive, and they gave us what we needed and we found it and we delivered for them what we wanted. I want to do a good job, he said. There is a sense of relief that he might not have to put the snorkel on and get into the sewer every day.

He doesn’t know how they’re going to land the plane, but he wants to do it gracefully. GQ’s opener, house work super normal, Colbert said, strangely, everything is normal because the show is never normal. I’ve got nine months of shows to do. I can’t be thinking about it ending in May. I’ve got to think about the show on Monday.

So when you say has the show perfectly normal? Well, yeah, it wasn’t that normal. And I had to tell everybody at the show was ending. But the next Monday I had to do a show. Steven, does nine months feel like a long time or a short time?

Colbert said? The end has a discernible shape, but it still seems a long way away. Seems like I got feisty here. As for that discernible shape, GQ, can you describe that shape? Colbert said?

The image I have as a man walking towards me in the dusk, and he’s got something in his hand. I don’t know whether it’s a knife or an ice cream cone, but he is asking me if I’d like a lick. Now, this is a transcript. I don’t know exactly what Colbert’s tone was here, but this is interesting, GQ said, I can’t tell if this is a bit or if this is real. Colbert, what are you talking about?

Why would this be a bit. By the way, it’s hard to tell whether things are real or a bit. Sometimes to me, every day you have to come up with a bit about something that was real. So after a while it’s hard to tell what’s a bit and what’s real because you see other people engaging in performative behavior all the time, and it’s hard to know if they’re sincere about it. And at a certain point it doesn’t matter if they’re sincere about it because their behavior has an effect.

Interesting again, the interview. I know I’m going along here, but the interview continues to seemingly go sideways. GQ. You’ve been attaching your mouth to the exhaust pipe of news for I don’t know.

And then there’s a dash and Colbert’s answer is that sounds vaguely suicidal.

You’ve been running your car in the closed garage of media for twenty years. Or you’re getting a little woozy. Yeah, I’m getting a little woozy. Listen, It’s possible that George Cheeks, who was at the time the co CEO of Paramount, saved my life. I’ll get a little oxygen back into my brain.

I love what we do and I love the grind. You can only do one of these shows, do the jokes every night, year after the year, for twenty years if you give a damn at all about what you’re talking about. And I do, but there’s a sense of relief that I might not have put on the storkel. All right, let me pick up more on that tomorrow. A heck of a lot more there.

Via TMZ. THEO Vaughn once against addressed the Department of Homeland Security using a video of him to promote deportations. THEO told guest Andrew Santino, it was scary seeing how much hate THEO god After the promo video made its rounds. THEO points out the government chair of the clip not long after Charlie Kirk was murdered, and he was therefore paranoid. Sindju Post has a transcript.

They have it as Santino saying, talk about pulling that out of context. They’re so good at that, dude. They just took something that had nothing to do with something else. You’re making a joke and they’re like, he’s our spokesperson. You’re like, what, I didn’t sign up for that, bro.

THEO then talked about being paranoid following the Charlie Kirk murder. THEO, you know, I started getting real paranoid at home. I was paranoid about the show. If there could be somebody in the audience, you know. The conversation then talks to THEO Vaughan’s Netflix special taping, which sources who are there say didn’t go so well.

THEO said, yeah, so that was happening.

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And then there were just too many cooks in the kitchen on the set, and then d…

In the upcoming day’s full hour interview there and they talked about a whole bunch of things. The New York Post had a feisty story involving Leslie Jones. This took place at the SNL fiftieth anniversary celebration. Apparently there was some director that she doesn’t like, Leslie told Vulture’s Good One podcast. First of all, I don’t like him.

He comes over to me, and you know, I don’t like him, she says. The director said that he wanted a photo with Leslie and that Paul Rudd was going to take the picture. She says, Paul Rudd sees that I don’t like him, so Paul’s like, oh, I’m enjoying this, and the guy goes, I want to take a picture with you. I’m not taking a picture with you. You’re a piece of crap.

I’m not going to take a picture with you. Rud snapped the photo. Jones said, I wanted to kill him. Get your hand off me. Jones revealed that her hatred of the man, who she has described as a narcissistic penis head, that her hatred peaked after he wouldn’t leave her following a long day on set back in February.

On the Tore podcast, Leslie said, the guy who would direct to some SNL pieces was an fing a hole And I don’t give an f If you see this, you still are probably an fing d head, an e fing narcissistic d head. He was just one of the white boys that thought he was doing Shakespeare. No, this is an effing sketch and you’re not funny and you’re not creating anything beautiful. You’re just being an a hole with this tedious fing s. Leslie talked about being on the cast.

He said, there’s going to be good times, there’s going to be bad times, there’s going to be stressful times. It’s any job now. SNL is a big stress Yes, it’s mentally and physically hard. That’s why you gotta be ready when you go in there, because it’s a foundation, it’s a machine, it’s an institution. The thing I had to realize is like, oh, I’m not going to be able to change SNL.

Matt Wright is upset with the airlines. He posted on social media to Air Canada, F you. I hate your guts. So your website crashes and won’t allow me to check in, So upon arrival to the airport, I’m told, yeah, you weren’t checked in on time. We can’t give you a boarding pass because of your website.

Absolutely nothing stopping me from making it onto the plane, Plenty of time to make it to the gate, not even an issue. You just won’t let the person who bought a ticket get their ticket because of your system. Go f yourself, never flying with y’all again, and I hope nobody does. Around three hours later, the airline replied, Hey, Matt, sorry about your experience. The issue you’ve encountered was not caused by our website.

Please dm us and be happy to have a conversation about the issue. Apparently Matt Rife has gotten into it with the airlines before. One report says in twenty twenty three, Matt Rife posted on X how long is too long? A rose flight attendants in my new show now. During Matt’s Netflix comedy special Natural Selection, there was a lengthy segment on flight attendants who insist on enforcing the rules?

Is that a bad thing? You realize we’re in a middle tube five miles high? That segment was not reviewed well. A review in Cracked magazine said the most off putting segment of the specials is less bit a long time tried about a flight attendant who assisted Rife Stowe’s bag under the seat. It’s a long story that starts out defensive and then gets more defensive.

Yeah, dude, Stull, your bag, relax, dude. Rolling Stone said Rife is a garden variety strain of American contempt, cheap, lazy, and sure to fine broad agreement. Vulture called the flight of attendant rants unfunny, saying it notably lacks the kind of humorous reframing or conscious construction that would make any of it into material if it’d given more thought to it. The realization that he comes off as an enormous a hole might have been an exciting opportunity to twist the story in new directions. At the thirty one to two Comedy Festival in Chicago today seven o’clock stand up on the Spot at Downtown and John goblecon he’s at Zani’s Downtown at nine point fifteen.

Prince Harry I talk about him all the time on the Palace Intrigue podcast. I don’t know if you heard about form MILLI. Prince Andrew boy, we’ve been doing bonus episods and everything. That’s been keeping me busy while watching football Sunday. I think I spent about six hours writing Prince Andrew’s scripts while also watching football and absolutely crushing listener Scott Beckett in the football pool.

I warned him when he invited me. I was like, I’m really good at this. You understand what you’re bringing into your little playhouse there, and he was like, no, no, no, you’re not the good I’m like, oh no, I’m very good at football picks.

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And now Scott Beckett has seen the light I’m happy to take his money.

I digress. Hassan Minaj has a podcast. Yeah, I totally forgot this was a thing. First of all, I totally forgot that Hasan Minhaj was out there, you know, doing stuff. Apparently he’s got a podcast.

Boy, he would have been the host of the Daily Show. Think about that. I mean, it was no brainer to hire that guy to host the Daily Show. He was next anyway. Now he’s got a podcast, which I have a podcast.

I mean, it’s not that impressive. And I bet you if we add up Hassan’s listeners and my listeners, we have more people paying attention to us than say, Late Night with Seth Myers, which is a thing that exists for some reason. I digress again. Prince Harry was on Hasan Minhaj’s podcast. Hassan asked Prince Harry about a supposed feud between Taylor Swift and Charlie xc X, because when you have Prince Harry there, that’s what you would ask him about, right, people say.

Harry looked visibly confused and said he had no idea what Minhaj was talking about, which would have been my reaction as well. Columnist Roba Shutter said Harry’s team didn’t vet Hasan Minhaj before agreeing to the appearance. A Hollywood publicist told Shutter’s website, Harry walked into this blind. His team didn’t vet the host at all. Prince Harry also attempted an American accent, joking about ordering breadsticks with ranch at Applebee’s, which actually sounds pretty tasty.

Last week, the hockey players on the Seattle Crack End dressed up as Adam Sandler characters. They went to go see Adam Sandler’s stand up comedy tour. One of the Fords and the goalkeeper when as characters from You Don’t Mess with the Zohan. One of the defensemen and two Fords were the iconic white cutoff cable knit sweaters from Billy Madison. Sandler came by the crack and locker room.

They presented him with a sign Jersey. Sandler posted on his Instagram account and called the outfits by the hockey players hilarious. Netflix will have that documentary about Eddie Murphy next week November twelve. The trailer’s out. The whole thing is called Being Eddie.

In Being Eddie, Eddie Murphy himself opens up his home and heart, reflects on a career that captivated multiple generations, and reveals the inner life that has long driven his unique ambition and charisma. I use a lot of AI. I think AI wrote that sentence. Captivate is a word that AI loves to use anyway. Featuring a star studded lineup of fellow comedians and industry peers, including Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle who’s just back from the Riod Comedy Festival, Jerry Seinfeld, and Kevin Hart who also performed at the Riod Comedy Festival.

Not sure if they talk about that in this documentary, Probably not, would be my guess. Being Eddie explores how Eddie Murphy navigated fame, stayed grounded, and remained at the top of his game for over four decades. The documentary is expected to explore Eddie’s deep relationship with his late brother Charlie, who passed away in twenty seventeen. It’s been that long. I remember doing an episode about that.

Wow. The doc also features footage from Murphy’s days on SNL, which were great. I was having a conversation with one of my students the other day, who’s a big fan of SNL. Now the Eddie Murphy years or well before his time. I mean I was a teenager then, So hopefully he’ll watch this and appreciate them.

Now here’s a premise. This thing promoting the Eddie Murphy documentary says there would be no Kevin Hart, Dave Chappelle, Trevor Noah, or Adam Sandler without Eddie Murphy. So do we have Eddie Murphy to blame for all these horrible, horrible movies? That’s terrible. I used to like Eddie Murphy being Eddie.

Netflix, November twelve. Pete Davidson and Ella Pernell have signed on to star in That Time We Met. The Time We Met follows a new couple that discovers their unborn child is destined to save the future of humanity. The only problem is they’ve just had their first date and now they hate each other, which sounds like it would actually be I’m not being a jokey here. That would be a good Adam Sandler role.

He’d be really good at that. Pete Davidson in that role, I’ll tell you right now, that’s gonna be terrible. Write that down. That’s gonna be one of the comedy stock Market picks on Friday. Pete’s not going to be good in that role.

Adam Sandler, the great dramatic actor, he could nail that. And you may recall yesterday I was like, Eh, I’m not gonna say about Amy Schumer’s weight loss, and you’ve been sitting around for twenty four hours now waiting for me to talk about it. Well, I will talk about it now. Amy Schumer posted on Instagram she was wearing a black and white Valentino dress. Amy posted, I’m feeling strong and like myself.

I’m enjoying how I look, But man, it’s all about how you feel. So grateful to be pain free, thanks to my trainer who has helped strengthen me since my back surgery, and some sort of company that she was promoting or thinking for lifting all the endometriosis out of my body. In the photos, Amy Schumer poses around the house in a split black and white neat length dress with a plunging neckline and black pointed to pumps. In one of the photos, she also wears a silky, pale pink dress and posed in a lounge chair. You’ve heard me say this before.

Every now and then, Amy Schumer wants us to talk about her, so okay, we will. Glad you’re looking great and feeling great, and that’s your comedy news for today, See tomorrow.

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Caloroga Shark Media busy one today and there is a pretty large Stephen Colbert interview in GQ. I will cover that tomorrow because it’s election day. And hello, I am Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Please vote today. I don’t care who you vote for.

You gotta vote or I’m gonna yell at you tomorrow if you didn’t vote, So go vote. Hit stop on them. Why are you even listening to me unless you’re on your way to vote? Go vote. As a big New York City mayoral election today, Harry Condobolu told nola dot com he doesn’t think there’s much of a Condobolu bump, but Harry Condobolu has made an endorsement in the New York City mayor’s race.

He is supporting Zoran Mumdanni. You may be familiar with Mumdanni from such things as Rama Yusef playing him on Saturday Night Live. We’ll get into that. He’s a young dude, a progressive, making a lot of noise, and will probably be in New York City’s next mayor. Now, if you don’t like mister Mumdanni, go vote and vote for one of the other candidates see how this works, and then if you don’t vote, you don’t get to be mad about it.

Harry Condobolo said, I’ve known Zoran since he was like eighteen years old. He went to my alma mater vote in college in Maine, and his mom asked me if i’d tell him what the school was like before he went. During his four years, we kept in touch, and we kept in touch after that. I did a fundraiser for him when he was running for assemblymen. I’ve known for a while this kid was special, but I’ll be honest, I didn’t think he’d be mayor now.

Harry’s gotten involved with New York area politics before. He has told a story about AOC reaching out to him. In twenty seventeen, she sent the ever so serious Harry condoboulu who a direct message on Twitter. This was before she was famous. She shared that she was running a grassroots progressive campaign to represent Ports of Queens and the Bronx and would Harry collaborate with her.

He wrote back, I’m pretty busy right now. When he get back to me next year. He also called her Alexis in the message. Oops, she won, and he said on the night she won. He direct messaged her back, you did it.

I knew you’d win. Harry says, when candidates reach out now, I’m likely to say yes when they’re asking me to do it. Did you watch SNL? It was a pretty good episode, by far the best of the season. It opened up with a mock New York City mayoral debate.

Miles Taylor played former New York Governor Andrew Cuomo. Romy Yusef was Zoe ram Mandani. He joked, happy to be here, and I’m ready to spend the next hour hearing my opponents pronounce my name in ways you couldn’t begin to imagine. I’m probably getting it wrong.

And then, shockingly to me, and people don’t seem to be making a big deal of …

Shane Gillis played Curtis Sliwa. You know, the Guardian Angel guy with the red beret. If you’re from New York City, you’re like, yeah, John, we know. But maybe if you’re in an other part of the country, you don’t know this guy. Back in the eighties, when New York City was basically hell, the Guardian Angels were like guys that would ride the subway wearing red berets and would stick up for you if bad guys were trying to do things.

So Curtis, like to New Yorkers, has been known forever. I met him once when Bob Grant’s time WOR Radio ended, Curtis came by to help Bob Grant move boxes. This is the only time I met Curtis Leiba on that particular day. He was cool, But I digress. Shane Gillis on SNL like it’s nothing.

You may recall he was on the cast and then not on the cast. That’s the thing that happened. So I don’t understand why the world was like, oh yeah, Shane Gillis was on SNL, like that’s a big deal.

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Also a big deal.

Now here’s the opening sketch. We’ve got Keenan Thompson as the moderator, and just Keenan proves Saturday Night he is the glue. I know, we all know this, but he’s so good at everything, steady, reliable, keeps the trains on time. So he’s the moderator.

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And then we have in the three shiny spots the guest toast okay, that’s fine, …

It’s not like Shane Gillis nailed the Curtis Sliwa impression, So the whole thing is weird to me. Laurene Michaels, do you not trust your cast because you’re not using them? Towards the end of the sketch, j Sames Austin Johnson came out doing his increasingly drifting Donald Trump impression. He actually addressed his Trump impression with The Hollywood Reporter recently and said the Sands shift he used to be not as terrifying when he had moderate people around him who were trying to stop him. Now they’re all gone, and his enemies are powerless and paralyzed to stop any of it, which all comes across as super dark.

How do you find what’s funny within that? James said, I’m just trying to find new things happening with his speech and his brain and definitely the darkness, which is not easy with a guy who’s been dominating every single day for almost ten years. He says, the subtlety is where the secret to his impression lies. He explains Hamlet is not saying I’m gonna kill myself because I suck. He says he’s thinking about rivers and bones and ghosts.

Amid all the soliloquies, you pick up on an undercurrent of really complex moral struggle. I don’t want to call what I’m doing Shakespeare, but I’m trying to find the deeper forms of Trump, Who’s a rich text. People were upset with Colin Jost once again. Colin told a joke about the President and wife Milania walking out to the White House’s Halloween festivities playing the song Thriller. Joe said, my favorite part is when Trump and Millennia made a grand entrance to the song Michael Jackson’s Thriller just the perfect soundtrack to lore kids to a famous mansion.

Some wonder if that’s a joke joke. Others wonder if that’s some sort of Epstein commentary. I didn’t write the joke, ask SNL Like I said. Good episode. Miles Teller was really good.

The Property Brothers sketch was really good, and James Austin Johnson as Donald Trump was really good. In case you missed it, Miles Teller played both Jonathan and Drew Scott. The Property Brothers stars of the HGTV show Property Brothers. In the sketch, they were helping Donald Trump build his new White House ballroom. There was also a very funny NHL sketch based upon that there are three teams in the NHL.

One is the Rangers, one is the Kings, and the other is Predators, and a lot of the humor came from Predators. I don’t want to spoil it too much, but that’s the setup and you should watch the sketch. They’re all online. I set them out to my family on Sunday night when I finally caught up with the episode between Football and More Football, and I thought it was a pretty good episode. ALRP said, up, Michael Jay.

Now this wasn’t on SNL. This was on Instagram and Chay was commenting on snap benefits, which you may know as food stamps. Chay wrote, this, Snap Freeze is really fed up and I keep seeing a lot of racist videos celebrating mostly black families not being able to buy groceries. There’s this weird idea that’s in some people have taken advantage of welfare benefits in the hood. Nobody should receive help at all.

Jay continued this country’s built on greedy mf ors, taking shortcuts and gaming of the system to their benefit. But for some reason, when poor people find a way to turn nickel into a dime, they’re judged more severely, especially blacks. I know the whole hustle is to hate each other here, so we can fight in the comments and upburn engagements, but let’s draw the line to feeding the poor. I grew up on free cheese and powdered milk and waiting for your friends to leave the store so they won’t see me pay with stamps. That’s not as glamorous as it sounds, I promise.

Yes, we are very political today it is election day, and I put all the politics things in today’s show, and then tomorrow no politics. So that’s why I moved the Colbert thing to tomorrow. Now, as you listen to the show, May, I could understand if you were, like, you know, John, sometimes I don’t think you’re down with President Trump. Well, I have newsview. Sometimes President Trump and I are quite aligned.

For example, President Trump posted on social media about Late Night with Seth Myers. Why does NBC waste its time and money on a guy like this? I agree? Why does that show exist. Who’s it for?

Who’s watching it? It has about seven more viewers than I have listeners. I don’t know what this is for. So if you’re like Johnya never backed Trump on anything, I’m backing him up on this. Trump declared that Seth Myers may be the worst to perform live or otherwise.

Again, sometimes the President and I are aligned, sometimes we’re not, the President continued, I watched the show the other night for the first time in years. In it, he talked endlessly about electric catabults on aircraft carriers, which I complained about is not being as good as much less expensive steam catapults on an Anyway, it truly deranged, lunatic. I don’t think Seth Myers is deranged, and I’m not an expert on aircraft carrier catapults, so I’m not able to comment on that. The President continued, Why does NBC waste its time money? And I like this no talent, no ratings, one hundred percent anti Trump, which is probably illegal.

I’m not a lawyer. I’m just a guy in the basement with a podcast. I don’t think it is illegal at all to be anti Trump. Radar online sourcing Rob Shutter, who has a sub stack. They’re suggesting friends of Jimmy Kimmel would like Jimmy Kimmel to run for president.

That would be all sorts of interesting politics aside, just as somebody who hosts a podcast in their basement about comedians please do now. I am familiar with Radar Online because when I’m not doing this, I write for the Palace Intrigue podcast, and I find that Radar Online tends to be more gossipy than some other websites Anyway. Supposedly, insiders say that Hollywood elites see Jimmy Kimmel as a fearless contender for the twenty twenty eight presidency. A source says they’re pitching him as smart, funny, fearless, but it’s a tiny bubble casting this role, not thinking about real voters. Another insider said of Jimmy Kimmel, he’s starting to believe maybe they’re right, But to real Americans, Jimmy Kimmel and the White House sounds more like a late night punchline than a serious plan.

It is election day. Did I mention that why are you still listening to me when you should be voting?

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Do not sit home today. I will scold you. Recently, John Stewart did that live conference with David Remnick from The New Yorker. They shared a full transcript. Remnick asked John Stewart, why do you think Trump won?

Stewart said, because of the dissatisfaction of an analog system. In a digital world, the distance between how you feel about the world and the actual world has never been larger. We’re victims of the circadium rhythms of social media, and social media is incentivized to what not to connect us. I’ve seen the Facebook commercial, and yes, it’s true, if you do like a certain kind of cat, there’ll be other people who like that certain kind of cat, and you will connect with one another. But the purpose of social media to keep you on his platform.

That’s it. That’s all these companies care about. They want you on that platform. They want you there as long as they can possibly have you. And the way they’ve rigged our brains to figure out is that outrage and anger and hate and hostility are much stronger drivers of engagement than anything else.

On the flip side of that, won’t answer here. By jud Stewart, we have a political system designed as an analog. What is the Senate? It’s the cooling saucer of democracy. And what’s Twitter?

That’s the thing that makes you want to rip people’s eyes out. You put those together and it’s not a good mix. And so Trump was able to harness the anger and catastrophizing of that as a way of taking over the other things that we have. Remnick asked, and he didn’t find Biden and Harris a good remedy for that. John laughed and said, I thought they were great.

Stuart said, Look what’s going on with Zorain Maundani. You finally got a guy in New York City who’s getting people to vote in the affirmative for his positions, which is inspiring people and giving a certain amount of leadership. And what is the general status call the Democratic Party do with that? That guy’s a communist like the party goes along with the characterture of this man. Look, we’re in a bad situation.

It’s not just the crappiness of Trump. It’s the passivity of the Democratic Party to stick with a status quo that most people felt were not working. It was a Legenday, did you vote yet? We are political today, Yes, we are. Stavros Halkias with Vulture.

They were recapping the episode of Stave’s World with guest Caleb Hearin. That was the one where Stavey said he was shocked and disappointed that Joe Rogan endorsed Donald Trump. Alkias said, what surprised me about Joe in particular is I do think we align on a lot. I don’t think he’s a far right guy. It was just shocking because he’s an avatar for a regular dude.

A lot of people do swing wildly. He liked Bernie like Trump. There’s a lot more people in America that are like that. To me, it was like, WHOA, what the f How did Democrats allow this kind of thing to happen? Because listen, I get being like, I hate both these candidates.

That was my position. I got not liking Kamala Harris, but I did not, in any way, shape or form understand being a free speech guy and then being like Trump’s my guy. That was really the crux of it, and it was worse than even thought obviously with these he said something quite unfavorable about Ice. Ice people with mass and no due process in America, and that’s your freedom of speech. Guy.

He was suing journalists he didn’t like before this. I just thought it was a simplistic view of freedom of speech. That’s like, essentially, we shouldn’t be able to say any slurs. They’re not worthy of it. Take him back.

I would like du process and bleeping out a couple effing words. Stavro says also endorsed this Zooran Mamdani guy in the Mayor oal race. Vulture was curious why Starvar said, I got not liking either candidate in the twenty four presidential election because I do think the Democratic Party does not offer anything right now. Mamdani represents something that is exciting to a lot of young people. Democratic leadership is like, how do we get people excited after running the most bs consultant driven campaigns possible, Whereas Mamdani is a guy who’s effing thirty three and who has just excited people.

But the Democrats don’t want that because they’re also bought and paid for. Starvo said, I don’t think they needed me. His campaigns really well run. But that’s where I’ll be like, hey, if I can make a difference in any way. Even if this helps this much, I’ll help candidates I believe in, or causes I believe in, or fundraise for things I believe in.

But I’m not going to have the politics hour every week on my podcast. That must be nice. I’m trying not to, and I’m doing it twice a week now at least. To go vote Please out Today On Netflix, Leanne Morgan’s Unspeakable Things. LeAnn Morgan takes on topics including motherhood, trying CBD for the first and last time, navigating fame, and the less glamorous side of family vacations.

Jimmy Fallon has a new Tuesday Night segment as part of the NBA on NBC. This debut last week, but today’s Tuesday, and there’s basketball on NBC tonight. The segment is called the Tonight Show One Shot Jackpot. I was thinking about Jimmy over the weekend. He’s a survivor.

You know, that Cobert rating story came out and I was like, you know, Fallon doesn’t have the ratings and he also doesn’t have the respect. You’ve heard me. I stick up for Jimmy more often than not, but he definitely doesn’t have the respect at all. It’s just a weird spot to have the Tonight Show in third place. And it’s not like people are like, yeah, the host of the Tonight Show.

But I guess Jay Leno didn’t have that either, right, but Jay Leno was in first anyway. The Tonight Show One Shot Jackpot combines live game energy with the NBC Late Night Show’s classic audience participation vibe. Each week, as Johnny Carson rolls over in his grave, one audience member will get the chance to make a half court basketball shot for ten thousand dollars. The jackpot rolls over if no one sinks it. Last week, Maggie from Long Beach was the contestant.

She told Jimmy Fallon she does not play basketball. She took a shot, the crowd cheers, she missed. She got a consolation prize, a Tonight Show sweatshirt signed by Jimmy Fallon and Atlanta Hawk star Trey Young, who is there as part of this. Fallon said more money will be added to the Tonight Show One Shot Jackpot for next week. Next week is now, so somebody’s gonna take their shot out today.

On the eight hundred Pound Gorilla YouTube channel, it is Michael Yo’s Snack Daddy, and I never thought it’s a double feature by Michael Yo. The three to one to two Festival has kicked off. Patrick war Button, that’s Puddy. He’s at Zani’s Rosemont tonight at seven a preview of three one two. The Chicago Theater will have some of the bigger shows including Fortune Fiemster there on the eighth, Ralph Barbosa there on the seventh.

Dusty Slay, one of my current favorites, also part of the festival, So we’ll start breaking that out every day and then later in the week. It’s the New York Comedy Festival. Three one two was launched in twenty twenty three. I thought it was around longer than that. I guess I am wrong.

It was launched by Outback Presents and Outback’s president Andrew Farewell said Chicago is a great market for comedy. Yes it is. He said, comedy is hotter than it’s ever been. There are so many great acts, such diversity, and we’re really proud to bring so many types of comedy across all the different sized venues, from larger theaters to smaller clubs and everything in between. There’s a lot of great places to see comedy in Chicago.

One of the performers will be Pete Holmes, which is interesting because he’s also playing in New York. Pete will be at the Riviera Theater at the Chicago Fest on November eighth. Pete said, I’m very excited consider myself to start in Chicago and hope I’m still in the fold of Chicago comedy. It’s always great to come back and perform there and to be in this venue for the first time at a city I love so much. Chicago has always been a great comedy city because it’s just filled with smart people with sensitive of humor.

You can’t ask for better than that. Oh, I’ll ask for better than that. You know what’s better than that? The Chicago Bears Miracle cover. Friend of the show, Scott Beckett got me in this football pool and I had the Bears and the Bears blew it lately and I was like, ah, I’m not getting that one right.

And then the Bears pulled out a miracle victory. And more importantly the cover, did Dallas win last night? Because if they did, I won the week. If they didn’t, I didn’t. And that’s it.

I’m going to tell you about Amy Schumer’s weight loss. Tomorrow has that for a really exciting tease. You’re just gonna sit around for twenty four hours and be like, oh man, I can’t believe it didn’t tell us about Amy Schumer’s weight loss. I’m just gonna sit here by my phone hitting refresh until he drops another episode. No, yes, all right, see Tomorrow.

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