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The Shark Deck. Hello, I’m Jenny Mac with your Daily Comedy News. An AI podcast called DUDECI got a lot of attention. They created an hour long Tom Brady stand up special using whatever technology they used, and it’s not good. It’s really terrible.
It’s unlistenable. Again, I get what the technology is. It’s not like actual Tom Brady did stand up and you’re sourcing it. And I use AI voices sometimes here on this podcast. If I make a mistake, and I’ll tell you you can replace a word, you’ll never notice.
A phrase you probably won’t notice, but if I go any longer than that, you will definitely notice. For example, I can illustrate here in the next sentence, I never said the word purple. Ready, this color is purple. Now Here is the AI voicing that entire sentence his color is purple, so you can hear the difference there. So let’s listen to a brief snippet of this Tom Brady because I’m telling you I was gonna play more of it, but it’s so terrible you’re all going to tune out.
Dudze and thank you everyone for coming out tonight. Wow, it feels great to be back in front of a crowd. But I gotta say, even though this is a much much, much, much much much smaller crowd than I’m used to, this is far more nerve racking. On the football field, I got to wear shoulder pads, a helmet. Hell, I had five three hundred and fifty pound men that were paid millions of dollars to protect me.
But up here on this stage, I only got one thing. You know what, it is a midlife crisis. Actual Tom Brady has no intention of doing stand up at the Roast of Tom Brady. Oh well, that reminds me the roast of Bert Kreisher tomorrow on Only Fans April first. Yes, the Roast of Burt Kreisher features Trevor Wallace, Rachel Feinstein, Big Jay Oakerson, Donal Rollingstony Hinchcliff, Jim Norton, Tom Segura, Miranda Cosgrove, and Kesha Johnny mckew.
You forcing Joe Rogan into the podcast again so you can use him in the headlines to goose your download numbers. Maybe. Joe Rogan on his podcast this week said this trans athlete thing effing blows my mind. How many people go along with this? The topic at a hand was Leat Thomas the swimmer, Rogan said, swimming.
I’m I mean that Leah Thomas is still the number one swimmer in the world. And it’s a biological male quoting rogue in their period. End of discussion. It’s madness. And not only that hasn’t even gotten penis removed and has sex with women.
Apparently the whole thing is so crazy that you can call yourself a woman and then you’re a woman and like this has nothing to do with trans rights. It just has to do with humans. It’s just what they’ve done all those other girls that are competing against her is just an effing crime. It’s horrible. Imagine if you’re a biological woman, You’re working your ass off, You’re fully dedicated to being the best of the best.
You’re dotting all your eyes, crossing all your teas, you’re watching your diet, you’re watching your recovery, you are effing trying. And this person who just decides they’re a woman with testosterone flowing through their body their entire life just dominates you. It’s effing maddening.
Meanwhile, the debating society at Royal Holloway University of London have c…
Why the Baroness Claire Fox of Buckley retweeted a trans joke by Ricky Gervais. The Gervas joke reference the old fashioned woman, you know, the one with wombs, the new ones we’ve been seeing lately with beards and mail parts claiming up a little bit. Well, let’s turn to brighter things. It’s a great day to be alive. Why, Johnny Mack, there’s a new Adam Saidler movie on Netflix.
Murder Mystery two on Netflix today? Clear your calendars. I mean, what else you’re gonna do? So? What’s Murder Mystery too?
On Netflix? Starring Adam Sadler about well. The film is set four years after the first film and follows Nick played by Adam Sandler, and Audrey played by Jennifer Aniston, who are now full time detectives struggling to get their private eye agency off the ground when they’re invited to celebrate the wedding of their friend, the Maharajah on his private island. I mean, how could that not be great? Just listen to that plot.
That sounds amazing. Jennifer Anniston sold Jimmy fallon when you meet back up with us, We’re not doing that great. So we get invited to a wonderful wedding of someone wonderful. We say we need a break, we need a vacation, and that’s where our mistakes happen. Jennifer Anniston described a quote nice dinner with Adam Sandler and Missus Sandler, Jackie Sadler.
This happened in Italy when shooting the first Murder Mystery film. Jennifer said. He shows up in basketball shorts, sat in basketball shorts with white piping and Nike hid hops and a turquoise valore. Izod. Sandler says, Vogue says, I look amazing like this.
Anniston says, thanks Vogue, But what are you wearing? Johnny mac Well, I am wearing my blue Mets sweatshirt. I’m recording this on Thursday, opening day for Baseball. Gotta represent and some jeans and my Brooks running sneakers. I’m not George Clooney, but I’m also not Adam Sandler.
You know what I’m saying, Yeah, Jennifer Aniston said. Adam Saidler sometimes chimes in on her love life. If I get anything from him, it’s what are you doing? Usually based on someone I’m dating. You see, Adam is so concerned with taking care of everybody else, which she really does, and he doesn’t take care of himself.
Jen said she made Adam smoothies and provided Chinese herbs on the set to direct Adam Sandler to a healthier path. Jackie Saidler said the effort lasted about a minute. Spoiler from Mirroder Mystery Too. I know this could ruin the film for you. You’ve been warned, all right, ready?
Three two one? Well, Adam Sandler, what’s it like getting punched in the face by Mark Strong? Apparently during the film, there’s a moment where Jennifer Aniston and Mark Strong are at top the Eiffel Tower’s roombly because Adam Sandler wanted to film this in Paris, Anniston said, Adam does a lot of his own stunts, and he gets pretty beat up. I mean he actually got hit. Did he ever tell you this?
Mark Strong actually hit him in the face. You know who else is living the good life? Jim Gaffigan. Listen to this from the South China Morning Post to your home for Comedy News. They spoke to Jim Gaffigan via zoom.
Jim was on Borak. Maybe it’s Barakey anyway you know it. The resort island and the Philippines known for white sandy beaches, crystal clear waters, and pretty good hotel breakfast buffets. Yes, Gavigan told the South China Morning Post, I truly love experiencing different cultures. He likes to research the culture in the history of the place I’m performing in.
It might translate to just a minute of jokes, but the audience appreciates the effort. It’s also interesting to understand the expat communities in these countries because they’re just weirdos. One way to support the show is go to Apple Podcasts. They’ll offer you the option to become a premium subscriber, so for five bucks a month. Then you can test drive this for a month for free.
You get the episodes ad free and early by early usually on the weekdays. You’ll get it the afternoon before the official release, and I tend to put the weekend episodes up on Friday morning because I almost always do those in advance. So go to Apple podcast Premium subscribe for five bucks a month. Thank you. The Age had a nice article suggesting some artists you might want to see at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.
One of those comedians Sarah Schaeffer. She’s from la but when she visited Melbourne in twenty seventeen, she said, I was introduced the entire world of the solo show and the festival system. American comedy does not have that. She compared it to a domestic festival. You’ve got two days to get in a network and party and get drunk off your ass and oh my god, the stakes are high, but with the longer ones, it’s more about living somewhere for a while and being part of that city.
She first experienced Melbourne when she was invited to appear as part of the annual Headliners showcase, in which experienced international stand ups do twenty minute sets. She was incidantly enamored with Melbourne, describing it as a clean New York. Melbourne is fantastic, she said, all the different types of cuisine and art, being very walkable, amen, and the public transportation. Yeah, in downtown Melbourne, in like the Central Business district, they have hop on, hop off trolleys if you stay within the central districts. So I compare that if it were New York City, and you might not be that familiar with New York City.
Would be like if between Third Avenue and eighth Avenue and say thirty fourth Street and fifty ninth Street, Like if everything in that rectangle was free public transportation. That’s how downtown Melbourne is. You just hop on the trolley and you hop off. Great way to get around. In her new show going Up, it’s Sarah Schaeffer conducting a fake seminar and how to make it in comedy, Dah says, if Hannah Gatsby’s in the Net deconstructed comedy’s in art form, this show does something similar to comedy as a business.
Sarah Schaeffer, going up at Melbourne Town Hall, April first through the twenty third. I’m taking a look at the Saturday schedule at Melbourne. Let me just scroll down and see what titles catch from my eye. Again, most of these shows run most days, so we’re going to start to see repeats here as I do this feature every day. Michael Chamberlain’s completely Incomplete History of Australia here right.
So let’s roll back to eighteen fifty eight. Tom Wills decided to get a bunch of people to kick a ball around in what is now the car park of the Melbourne Cricket Grounds. It was intended to be a game that kept cricketers fit during the winter. What Tom didn’t realize was that his name would have been lost to history if instead of inventing Australian football he’d invented indoor cricket. The Adelaide Advertiser says, entertaining and intelligent.
This guy is funny. All right, This next one has caught my attention. Nick White’s grow up. It’s at the Theory bar. And what’s catching my attention Theory bar parentheses previously known as loop project space.
All right, let’s see what Nick White’s up to. A self described late bloomer, Nick White moved to New York City in his mid twenties to figure out who he was and where he fit in the world. Unfortunately he still doesn’t know, but his eager report his findings thus far. Nick White is a Brisbane born comedian who was met the past few years in New York City. All right, that could be interesting to me seeing Ozzie’s opinion of my home city.
Who I like this one? Brendan Wan yummy yummy chan chaw. That’s at the I see Swanston in the Nicholas building. That’s some pictures of Brendan eating some food. Here, let’s see performed by Australia’s only Chinese Australian comedian.
There’s an asterisk next to that. Yummy Yummy Cha Cha is an hour of solo sketch comedy designed to be very fun but very dumb. If you’re looking for political satsire cathartic comedy about the Chinese Australian experience or observations on modern life, this is not the show. Milk Bar magazine says, the comedic timing is undeniable. I love these little quotes they have.
All right, let’s do one more. Grace Jarvis’s show is called This is the Last Goldfish that I’m going to eat. Oh no, that’s a trades hall in the meeting room. Let’s see what Grace is up to. It’s a picture of Grace holding a poor goldfish in a bag.
Hopefully that was just you know, for the photo, and she gave the goldfish and nice home. The goldfish lived a decade or so, she said. I have collected for you my audience and anthology of all the weird things I’ve done in my life to try and make friends. Do not attempt these methods for yourself. The Age says it’s rare to see a comic making a festival debut land as many punch lines as effortlessly as Grace Jarvis.
All right, Joe Lysat has a new show on Channel four in the UK today or if you know how to use VPN technology, you know what I’m saying. Nudge nudge, say no more, ten pm Friday, UK Time, Joe hosts Late Night Lysat. He’s giving away his Lexus Hybrid as a prize. He’s also giving away other real life possessions, including all of his cutlery, his socks, and even one of his comedy awards. He said Channel four wouldn’t give us any money for prizes, and the production team have overreached and are trying to ruin me by giving away my possessions.
Genuinely, one of the things they tried to get me to give away it was my house, my actual house. I said no, but I appease them with the Alexis Hybrid. The production team are out of control. I’m essentially a hostage to this program and I want nothing to do with it. Please do not watch it, it will encourage them.
Lysat knows what it’s like to get a free car. Early in his career, Sarah Milliken gave Joe her old Nissan. She had this car and was like, do you want to have this car? And I was like yeah. But not only did she give me the car, she got its serviced and cleaned.
It was pristine. It was a real lifesaver. But then she went on the show I Lie to You and confessed she had Pete in the passenger seat. She hadn’t told Joe about that. And that’s your comedy news for today.
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