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Caloroga Shark Media. Jasy one from Monday. I am Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. What I had is my lead story. I had to knockdown at number four.
So much stuff came in. Did you see Thursday night Football’s postgame? You probably didn’t because it was Jets Patriots. Jets won twenty four to three thanks to Aaron Rodgers. Well in the postgame show, Nikki Glaser showed up.
Someone thought this was a good idea. I guess they saw the roast of Tom Brady. Now my comments here and I share this in the Facebook group, which is Daily Comedy News podcast group. If you think room doesn’t matter, if you think audience doesn’t matter, well, listen to this. The joke Nicki tells here about somebody hugging is Aaron Rodgers hugging the Jets coach.
But listen to Nikki Glaser bomb. But the action wasn’t all taking place on the field tonight. Some of it took place on the sidelines, which brings me to mine play of the game, which was this moment. Look at that. Why is Aaron doing that?
Is that one of his closest family members? I mean, I don’t know what’s going on here. Oh I think, I know. I think Solid just reminded him that RFK Junior dropped out of the race. And I mean, look at this face.
Oh boy, I know that. Look that’s how men look at me when I asked, so what are we? I don’t have to get posted. I care about us. But let’s face it, this was a beatdown.
I haven’t seen a group of Patriots taken out this bad since January sixth. I mean, thank god Belichick wasn’t there to see this. He was too busy watching Blippy with his girlfriend. She’s twenty four. You know.
The Jets may have scored more points, but in the end, it was the Patriots who really won because they got to leave New Jersey thank you. Yeah. Somebody thought it’d be a great idea to have Nikki Glaser be on the postgame show with Carissa Thompson, Andrew Whitworth, Tony Gonzales, Ryan Fitzpatrick, and Richard Sherman. Now she was a guest, and I don’t think she’s coming back after this one. The segment was called Late Hits with Nicky Glazer.
She made fun of her crew. I will can see that. Nicky probably told these jokes better than I did. But you know what, having seen the clip, I’m not so sure about sampchins, she said. I just have to say, it’s so nice to finally meet the photo I show my plastic surgeon.
But seriously, you’re pretty intimidating. You look like the final boss at a country club. Turned to Richard Sherman and said, I’m definitely not gonna say that. Richard Sherman looks like Busta rhymes on ozempic. I’m not gonna do that.
I’m not gonna say that. Andrew Whitworth looks like Men’s warehouse Shrek. The next two got a little better. Tony Gonzalez looks like who my mom thinks about during one of her long bats. Tony, I like your vibe, though you look like a genie that can only submon by rubbing the crotch of a sensible Talbot pantsuit.
And the best one for last, Ryan Fitzpatrick. I’m so honored to be here tonight with all these NFL legends and Ryan Fitzpatrick, or as your teammates call you, Sack Galifanakis. That’s pretty good. Glazer then went into her analysis of the game At the end of the segment, she revealed that fans would see her more times, perhaps four more times summer, wondering if she’ll be on week four, Thursday Night Football returns to New York. The Dallas Cowboys faced the New York Giants.
Hey, that’s a pretty good game. Dave Chappelle remains Netflix’s top draw I thought he was canceled. I thought we were getting rid of Dave. Nope. Dave Chappelle The Dreamer cracked the top fifty programs watched between January and June twenty twenty four with seventeen point four million views.
That’s despite the fact the special was actually released on December thirty. First, Yeah, I watched it New Year’s Eve. Chappelle had the biggest stand of special, but was beaten by the Roast of Tom Brady, which got twenty two point four million views, putting at number twenty six on the list. Kat Williams got ten point three million views. He didn’t get one from me because I had to go to Cleveland for Deacon Mike.
I’m a good friend Deacon Mike. I did watch it the next day. That put it number one thirty six on the list. Kevin Hartz and Mark Twain Prize for American Humor only seven point one million views. Shane yell Us Beautiful Dogs six point one million views, beating out Mike Epps Ready to Sell Out, which got five point nine million.
Ricky gervais Armageddon got another five point four million views, although that was released Christmas Day of twenty twenty three. Joe Cooy he once hosted the Golden Globes. You know you ever hear that story? You made a joke about Taylor Swift. Here, let’s listen to it.
As you know, we came on after a football doubleheader. The big difference between the Golden Globes and the NFL. On the Golden Globes, we have fewer climber shots of Taylor Swift. Joe Koy got five million views for his Life from Brooklyn Special despite it only having launched in June. So this was a small window for Joe Koy.
Maybe he’ll move up the list, maybe super popular. I think he should host the Golden Globes every year. He beat out Taylor Tomlinson’s Have It All with four point nine million. Some big names did not crack the top five hundred of Netflix’s engagement report. Some of the names include Pete Davidson’s Turbo Fonzarelli, which was terrible, Neil Brennan’s Crazy Good, and Jimmy Carr’s natural Born Killer that’s a shame.
Eventually we will get data on Matt Riif’s Lucid and CrowdWork special that wasn’t released until August, Adam Sandler Allen, which is out tomorrow, the Tim Dillon thing that I didn’t tell you about yet. Give me a minute here, guys, Ali Wong, she’s coming out on October eighth, and Hasan Minhaj very interesting.
Meanwhile, John Mulaney was in San Francisco.
This must have been a corporate gig for dream Force. John must have been paid to do this one. And he said, let me get this straight. You’re hoasting a future of AI event a city that has failed humanity. So miserably, he started making fun of the audience, saying, you look like a group who looked at the self checkout counters at CBS and thought, this is the future.
If AI is truly smarter than us and tells us that human should die, then I think we should die. So many of you feel immensely replaceable. Can Ai sit there in a fleece vest. Can Ai not go to events and spend all day at a bar? All right?
Have you been counting? I said, what was number one? Story? Got bounced at number four? Here it is Lordne Michaels ain’t retiring, He’s sticking.
Do you like Saturday Night Live? Well, good, because we’re going to talk about it every single day for the next nine months. Did you hear Saturday Night Live is turning fifty? Did you know that? Did you know SNL is back this week?
Yeah? All right the first piece of news. SNL usually does three weeks and then takes a break. This year, it’s going with four episodes in a row, beginning with its season premiere on Saturday. It’ll take a one week break on October twenty six, before returning for a three week run on November two, just three days before the election.
They’ve announced the hosts of the first five episodes. Well, who are they? Johnny mack Well this week Gene’s Smart with musical guest Jelly Roll pretty good, Jean Smart just one an Emmy who doesn’t like Geene Smart. Nate Bergatsy who crushed in his first appearance. He’s back on October fifth, Coldplay is your musical guest.
Not too shabby. Then Ariana Grande will be the host, Stevie Nicks the musician. That’s October twelfth, Michael Keaton and Billie Eilish on October nineteenth, John Mulaney November two with Chapel Rowan as the musical guest, and then on November ninth, if Trump wins, will have a completely depressed SNL cast like we had after Trump beat Hillary that time. But that was such an episode, remember that one. Yeah, Coldplay, I’ve appeared eight times.
That’s too many. They’re not that good. Stevie Nicks is back for her second time, Michael Keaton for his fourth time, Billie Eilish for her fourth time. Haw’s that possible? John Mulaney hosting for the sixth time.
The Hollywood Reporter did a big wax job article with Michael Chay, Colin Jost and Lorne Michaels. They asked, Michael Chay, this being the fiftieth season, does that come with Jay jumped in and said a financial bonus? No, it doesn’t. Colin said yes, if you know any agents looking for clients, that’s a good line. Is there added pressure?
Guys. Jay said, I bet there’s some level of that for Lornen and the producers. For us, we’re just trying to find the fastball, funny thing that’s what keeps you up to night. I try not to think about it in the macro. In season fifty one, we can look back at fifty and say what was special about it?
But it’s impossible to determine what’s going to be special. You can’t plan for perfect moment. Jost. Yeah, that could be something that happens to me now in the fiftieth Hopefully something happens Jay, Like, what was it five summers ago when they shot Trump at a rally? Joe?
What did you do with the gun? Joe said, I had to do a show that night at this event where there are a bunch of comedians and everyone was like, he’s still going to do a show. It was like two hours after it happened. It’s such a charge thing. You don’t want to go in it and be disrespectful, but then people are expecting something on it and they’re sort of disappointed if you don’t deliver.
So what did you do? Joe? Joe said, I don’t think I really talked about it. Maybe I mentioned it, but I got away from it quickly because I didn’t feel comfortable joking about it yet. Lauren Michaels speaks.
Lauren says, I think there’s two things happening at the same time in SNL. An election, and I’m tired of everybody telling us that it’s the most consequential one in history, because there’s been a lot of big elections and the fiftieth anniversary, and I want to celebrate the season with people coming back who’ve been part of the show and who loved the show, not so much as host but just making appearances. And so the election has a chance for that because it’s five or six shows. So Maya and some others coming back for the election will be fun for everybody paying attention to that. And I’ll come and done that in a minute.
And at the same time, there will be new people emerging a different generation. Joe says the word things. As soon as there’s news like Kamalas running America, just starts debating who’s going to play them on SNL before we’ve even had a conversation about it. There’s a list of ten people who should play Tim Walls, the Hollow reporter said, I suspect having non cast members come into play politicians, it doesn’t always sit well with the actual cast. Am I right?
Joe said, If you’re someone in the cast who is like I have a better impression that person coming in, it’s probably frustrating, but it’s the sort of reality of the show, all right. Here is the big question here that I alluded to you before and teld you to pay attention. Will James Austin Johnson continue playing Trump? Where do you welcome Alec Baldwin back Lorn Michaels pay attention to this answer. I think James will be there, but I don’t want to get into what I’m doing that sucks.
We’ll talk more about that tomorrow. Steve Martin said you’d reach out to him about playing Tim Walls, and as he told the la Times, I wanted to say no. And by the way, Lauren wanted me to say no. Is that last part true? Lauren said, Yeah, Steve and I’ve been very good friends for longer than you’ve been alive, and it’s not the thing he does, but there’s lots of things he does that you’ll be seeing.
Hmm. I don’t pick more of this article later in the week because I see got rolling down here as I talk nine more screens worth, So let’s move on to something else. We have nine months to talk about SNL, and boy, the first half is long already. Yeah, let’s save the nine screens worth of Lord Michael stuff. Tim Dillon has revealed the title of his new talk show special, This is Your Country.
It’ll be out October first in Tim Dillan This is Your Country, The Tim Dylan Show comic chats with everyday Americans about cryptocurrency, OnlyFans, and other outrageous issues. It’s kind of Tim Dillon doing Jerry Springer, or if you’re old and from New York City, remember the old Morton Downy show. It kind of seems like he’s going for that. I pulled the trailer. It’s just not going to work for purposes of this podcast.
I like Tim Dillon a lot. I don’t think this thing is for me, but I was chatting with a friend and we both think this thing could hit. You know, my taste does not everyone’s taste. I think America’s taste might really dig this special. My sense is they don’t know what to do with Tim Dillon.
Very funny but nobody’s figured out what to do with them yet. Ellie King put out a new single high Road, so she got a bunch of press. As part of the press, spoke to people about her father, Rob Schneider and said, I never in a million years thought it was going to go viral. I was just speaking about my childhood and about my truth. I wasn’t trying to hurt him.
A lot of people said, how could she say that about her family and everything needs to be behind closed doors, and no it doesn’t. Sometimes you just have to say things and get them off your chest so that you don’t have to care to around the rest of your life. But ultimately, I think an apology on Tucker Carlson is like a double negative, right, means nothing. When Schneider was on Tucker Carlson, he said, I just want to tell my daughter Ellie, I love you, and I wish I was the father in my twenties that you needed. Clearly I wasn’t.
I hope you can forgive me for my shortcomings. I love you completely and I love you entirely. During the Olympics, Rob went on Twitter and slammed the opening ceremony. King took issue with his comments and said that she disagrees with a lot of what Rob Schneider says, adding you’re talking out of your butt and you’re talking crap about drag and you know, anti gay rights, and it’s like get eft. She doesn’t regret speaking out because the best thing that came from that is my incredible LGBTQ plus community knows that they have an ally in me.
From the Cap City News, Jay Leno was recently welcomed by Union Pacific to check out the compartments of big Boy number four oh one four. That’s a locomotive. It’s currently chugging around the country for its Heartland of America. Seur Jay climbed aboard big Boy number four oh one four during a stop in Council Bluff’s, Illinois. Jay will be showing off big Boy in an upcoming episode of his web show online Jay Leno’s Garage.
That episode is scheduled to be out today. Big Boy number four oh one four has been located in Cheyenne since twenty thirteen and is the only surviving Big Boy engine to be in operational condition. The engine was originally delivered to Union Pacific at nineteen forty one and was retired in nineteen sixty one. Former comedian Kamail Najihanni. I mean, does he still do any stand up?
I think he’s an actor now right? Well whatever Comeil Najihanni and Emily Gordon have launched winter Coat Films, which assigned a first look deal with Sony Pictures to produce a scripted series for streaming in cable platforms. One of the suits that Sony said, camel and Emily are a dream team artists who bring him in humor and authenticity to everything they explore. Don Johnny said, we are thrilled’s call Sony our creative home as we launch winter Coat Films. Oh and look here, I should have read ahead.
He’s embarking on a new stand up tour, so he is a comedian. Take that back, Johnny Mack, that was jerky when you called him a former comedian. I hate you and I hate your podcast and I’m never listening again. All right, Relax, I messed up. I mean I could edit it.
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