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The Shark Deck. Hi, it’s America’s favorite juror, Johnny Mac with your Daily Comedy News. I asked the chat GBT to write some jokes in the style of Jeff Foxworthy explaining a situation similar to mine. They go like this, If you’ve ever had to cancel your podcast recording because you were stuck in a courtroom all day, you might have jury duty. If you’ve ever tried to convince the judge that you should be exempt from jury duty because you have a podcast record, you might need a reality check, your honor, Who’s gonna tell people about Bert Kreisher’s new tour if I don’t.

That’s right, Bert Kreisher going back out on tour with the Fully Loaded Comedy Festival. This starts June fourteenth. That’ll hit sixteen ballparks and arenas across the country. Listen to the lineup. Mark Norman, Shane Gillis, Tiffany Hattish, Savoril’s Hawkys, Fortune Feamster, David L Lewis, Black, Jim Norton, Andrew Santino, Big, Jay Ogerson, Jay Farrow, Dan Soder, Chad Daniels, Ralph Barbo, Rosebud Baker, and Tammy paskets Helly.

Wow, that is some lineup. Bert Kreisher says Fully Loaded as the best ticket you can buy an entertainment this summer. Indoors, outdoors, baseball stadiums, arenas, and The Gorge. The Gorge I didn’t know either, as apparently an outdoor concert venue in Grant County, Washington. The concept for the Fully Loaded Comedy Festival was to create a traveling comedy festival, inspired by the original Lallapaluza touring festival and encompass everything he loves comedy, the outdoors, good times, drinking with friends.

The goal to give fans and experience they’ll be talking about for years to come. This sounds amazing. This year, the festival partners with Comedy Gives Back, an organization founded as a safety net for comics by providing them with financial crisis relief, mental health support and moore.

Also out today brit Graisher’s new Netflix special It’s called Razzle Dazzle,…

The Fully Loaded Comedy Festival kicks off in Forest Hills. I could have walked there from where I grew up. That’s the June fourteenth show. Baltimore Music Pennsylvania, Guildford, New Hampshire, Traverse City, Fort Wayne, Saint Louis, Lincoln, Nebraska, Huntsville, Alabama, New Orleans, Memphis, Oklahoma City, the one in Oklahoma, Las Vegas, Salt Lake City, Boise, and Idaho. Maybe Ryan Hamilton will come by, you never know.

And the Gorge Amphitheater in George, Washington wraps it up on July fifteenth. Hey, Jim Gaffigan, what’d you give up for lent? Dude? Jim said, I’m not giving anything up, but as a true Catholic would say, it’s not about giving something up. It’s about sacrificing.

That’s not to say I haven’t done that. This Catholic thing is so interesting, says Jim. This morning I was writing material. As a writer, You’re like, all right, this could be something. My parents will lapsed Catholics.

My wife’s pretty devout. But even as a laps Catholic, there’s so much information that you absorbed but influences your life. These topics keep coming up in my comedy. I think their Christian ideas are Christian stories. It’s just so interesting how I’m sitting there at six in the morning, trying to write something about how Abraham almost sacrificing his son is the cornerstone of Judaism, Christianity, and Islam.

Then it becomes fascinating because, all right, I’m gonna get credit for tying them all in, but I’m really only talking about child murder. Jim said, I’ve messed around with that on stage a little bit. It’s one of those things I think people that are Christians or people that grew up a Chritian household would appreciate. But it’s also near the line, you know, don’t even touch that, So I don’t know. You’re like, am I wasting my time developing this?

I don’t know. And I just want to point out that’s two straight days I’ve done Jim Gaffgan stories and he didn’t mention that he kind of looks like Philip Symarroffman. I’m impressed. This next story is Ikey from Radar Online. Louie Anderson’s longtime friend has trashed his sister for accusing the friend of manipulating Louie Anderson in his final days.

The friend has accused the sister of never being there for Louis during his life. Radar Online has some court documents that say louis friend Abraham Geiseness has fired back at Lisa Anderson’s lawsuit over alleged elder abuse. Last year, Lisa filed a lawsuit accusing the Comedians Associates of forcing the comedian to amend his trust on his deathbed. In her petition, Lisa said Louis started to become suspicious that people were stealing from him in his final years. She detailed a call she received where he told her not to come visit him.

She said Louis spoke with long hesitations between his words, and it appeared like he was being coached to say the words he was uttering. This was strange because earlier Louis had wanted Lesa to come out and line next to him. A new Betty wanted to purchase anyway. I’ll let the court settle that one out, but it is definitely messy. From Deadline, BBC comedy director John Petrie said his team would be happy to talk with John Klees about the upcoming Faulty Towers revival.

He called the original a legendary show and said we found out about the revival when everyone else did. I don’t know if it would work for US, and we haven’t spoken to John Klees, but it’s obviously a legendary show. Would be happy to talk to John if he wanted to talk about it. Looking ahead, he is prioritizing British talent given the possibility of US writers seeking work in the UK in the coming months due to the looming writer’s strike. The writer strike will be pretty interesting to see what happens over here.

I remember in the past some of the late night shows stopped doing monologues, and I think Letterman was writing his own things if I remember correctly. It’s been a minute, but it looks like the writer strike’s coming, and we’ll say how it affects comedy. If you like what I do. Here are two ways to support the show. One go to buy me a coffee.

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By early, I mean around four o’clock unless I’m on jury duty and pre taped, in which case you had them yesterday morning. You know what I mean? Yes, Let’s see who’s at south By Southwest tonight. Five o’clock. Swan Leak a Silent clown ballet.

Don’t think I’m not clicking on that, because I am ah La Clown’s. Natalie Palomedes and Christina Katherine Martinez pay homage to the Tenderess of the Body through a soggy interpretation of Tchaikovsky’s masterpiece. Natalie Palimedes is amazing. We are absolutely doing that at five o’clock. We will miss a taping of Doug Loves Movies.

At six seven o’clock. I never promised you a Rose Garden a new hour of hopeless comedy by Joe to Rosa. You didn’t think I was gonna say Joe to Rosa? There? Did you know?

You didn’t? Eight o’clock Comedy Club Stand Up Showcase. Why stay in New York City, John, when you go all the way to Austin and see the same comics? Tone Bell, Anthony DeVito, Jackie Fabulous, Caitlin Pelufo, Greg Proops. Nine o’clock, closing at the Creek, Comedians take the stage for the last stand up show of the festival.

Todd Barry, Katherine Blandford, Ismil Lufti, Eddie peppettone Nick Thune, and at ten o’clock it’s called the Last Show, isn’t that sad? Doug Benson, Adrian I Pollucci, Pete Lee, Sam Talents and Godfrey? Is there really nothing tomorrow? I’m gonna pekahead. Oh yeah, comedy events.

No events found. Thursday, no events found. That’s sad. I thought there was more to this festival. What do I know?

I only host this thing. All right, five o’clock, let’s go see Swan Leak. That’ll take us to six fifteen. I want to see Joe to Rosa at seven, or you want to go to Gotham at eight. We can go to Gotham when we’re back home in New York.

So let’s see Joda Rosa’s from seven to eight fifteen. I guess it’s another one of those nights where we get a slice of pizza and a soda and then closing at the Creek at nine, and we’ll sneak in Esther follies and see if we can catch the end of the last show. And that’s it. And I guess we have a flight in the morning and we gotta go home. I thought we had more time in Austin.

Should we head on over to Rogan’s Club? So he was playing Rogan’s Club this week we’re here. Joe doesn’t see enough a website probably doesn’t need one. I’m on a secondary ticket website and all it says is Joe Rogan event. All right, forget it, Let’s just get on the plane tomorrow.

Hassan Minhahs is starring as the Riddler in The Riddler Secrets in the Dark. It’s a scripted Batman spinoff series that follows an unexpected to do Oh the Riddler and the Batman so they bring down another villain tormenting the streets of Gotham City. This is on Spotify. Hasan Minhah said, audiences are going to travel back to Gotham City with me and a story that leaves clues, puzzles, and shines a spotlight on my personal favorite character, the Riddler. And remember the blizzard of nineteen ninety three down in Alabama mean either, but there was a tragic fire.

A fire started in the kitchen of the comedy club on Sheeed’s Crest in Green Springs. The snow made it hard for crews to get there to fight the blaze. The Comedy Club burned to the ground. Among the losses were the props of then unknown prop comedian Carrot Top. Carrot Top was booked the following week on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

Carrot Top had to cancel. Leno explained to the audience the Carrots Top can’t be on the show because all this stuff got burnt up in a fire. At some rinking in comedy club. The club owner said, well, all the comics that I knew called Jay Leno and said that club was so good. The next day, I come home and there’s a message, Hey, Bruce, this is Jay Leno.

I want to apologize about what I said. I heard he had a great club. If you ever opened the club again, I’ll do a commercial for you and help get it started. Jay eventually paid off, saying, hey, this is Jay Leno. I want you to know that Bruce Ayres is going to open up the Comedy Club again, and he promises not to burn it down this time.

Carrot Top said, every big comic wanted to play that club, and the fact that I was this stupid little prop comic and I got booked was amazing. The night of the blizzard, Carrots Hop said he got a call at his hotel saying the show had been canceled due to the storm. After a night of drinking at the hotel bar, carrot Top was awakened the next morning by his say assistant he had an assistant back in the nineties Wow, and was told the club burned down with all his props inside. After a few days stuck at the hotel in Alabama because of the storm, they were running out of food. So it’s day four and I’m supposed to do the Tonight Show.

It’s that he’s watching TV and letos saying Carrottops Act burned down in the club and they found gallaghers matches. Garretsops said, it was the lowest of my life. I had this big, huge week with the Tonight Show and everything was going right we’re supposed to be and nothing in the aftermath. Comics from around the nation helped him rebuild his propertine before his next gig. Literally we built it in two days in my garage.

He was booked on the Tonight Show a few days later, and Carrotsop’s career turned out just fine. He has a burned Carrottop T shirt that survived the fire. I know I keep teasing that I’m going to do the Vulture AI comedian stuff, but I recorded Monday and Tuesday back to back, and my voice is giving out, So I’m not going to do that right now. I’m going to go back and focus on whatever these lawyers are talking about. I’ve been sitting here recording a podcast, and I think I’m supposed to pay attention.

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The Shark Deck. I’m Johnny mcam Jury Duty. Great. I’m recording this section around eight twenty pm Eastern on Sunday night. Just watched Jimmy Kimmel do the monologue.

It was wasn’t heck, vanilla might be the word like. He just went down the middle, didn’t try too hard, really wasn’t trying to knock it out of the park. Just told some nice, safe jokes and nobody will getting mad. The Hollywood Reporter recaps some of them.

Let’s get to what everybody wants.

Slap jokes. The best joke of the night. If anyone in the theater commits an act of violence, you will be awarded an Oscar for Best Actor and permitted a nineteen minute speech. He added, there’s a crisis team in place. If anything unpredictable or violent happens, just do what you did last year.

Nothing. Some other jokes that landed James Cameron is not here. You know it shows too long when even James Cameron can’t sit through it. How does the Academy not nominate a guy who made Avatar? What are they think?

He is? A woman? Tom Cruise and James Cameron didn’t show up that two guys who insisted we go to the theater didn’t go to the theater. Batgirl became the first superhero, became defeated by the accounting department, and a joke that was this one might be hacked. I’m happy to see Nicole Kidman has been finally released by that abandoned AMC.

Thank you for encouraging people who already at the movie theater to go to the theater. Yes, I think everyone has made that joke for the last two years. Krat spoke to Jim Gaffigan about Jim’s inner voice. You know when Jim does the oh, I think we probably should have called those nice guys back. It’s serious when they helped us early in her career.

You know when he does that. Yeah, Jim said, I don’t know the exact origin of it, but there’s different examples of when I used it. It was a good way to disarm people if you were late, you speak for them. So it wasn’t used for humor there. It was used for articulating that you understand how they feel.

But in terms of stand up, I’m a nineteen nineties New York City comedian which was combative, not physical combat, but verbal combat the audience. There wasn’t an assumption that you make it through the set without someone saying something, and so there was this need to keep moving. There was also this needs of communicate a toughness which really doesn’t resonate for me. I guess the facilitation of the inside voice was necessary so that instead of being heckled, I was heckling myself. But it served a purpose as a nineteen nineties New York City comedian and not leaving air in the set.

I think it went to a completely different level when I started performing longer sets, usually middle sets at the DC Improv. That’s when it became this creative tool of presenting different options in the audience and attaching a different point of view on the topic. Point of view is so important. If your point of view is I love Bacon. If you have this other voice, you can embody and vocalize a completely different option.

Working at the DC Improv, that’s where it became part of the element of a larger show. Hey, Jim, we ever stopped doing the voice. Jim said, it’s a little bit of an element of who my stand up point of view is. With Dark Pail, which is this most recent Hour. What usually happens is when I’m creating the hour and I’m fumbling around their material, I use the inside voice to comments on the material.

With every hour, you’re trying to push and challenge the premise of what you’re talking about and challenge your audience. In other words, you can’t just talk about food. Like any good conversation with good friends, you can’t have the exact same conversation. It has to evolve, and so in the development of new sterial, the inside voice is very important for saving me when things aren’t working, and then it disappears a little bit in the processes I’m fine tuning and I’m changing orders and stuff like that, and in the end, when i’m polishing the material, it’s woven throughout as an additional layer. This is really interesting, isn’t it.

Yes, it’s weird because there’s been times when there’s no inside voice, but it usually is part of the process of creating the materials. Any writer knows there’s times when things come out whole, and there’s times when you have to work really hard, and then when you get to a final draft. That’s what the inside voice adds to. It’s a playful additional point of view that I think helps. Ethica dot Com caught up with Nicky Glazer.

Hey, Nikki Glaser, how did COVID affect your business? Interesting choice of words, business. Nicky said, it affected it a lot. I’m gonna guess yeah, I’m pretty sure being a comedian not being able to play anywhere would affect your business. Yes, Nicky said, Like stand up went away for probably four or five months until people started doing outdoor shows.

This is something I’ve done every single night of my life, practically at least four times a week at the very minimum, since I was eighteen. So it was quite an awakening of Oh. I always thought this thing would be there for me, this form of expression, and I realized when it was taken away, it was quite a crutch. And it was almost like an addiction going up every day. I compared to going to the gym for people who are addicted at working out, Like if the gym’s closed, you would go, what am I gonna do?

You do homeworkouts? And I was doing zoom shows, which are not fun, and I felt really rattled and really depressed and anxious. That’s when I kind of realized that stand up wasn’t just me doing it to get better or meet doing it because I have to for work. It was me being able to express myself and get feelings out every day practically. So I just died making my podcast daily at the time, and I got a karaoke machine so I could just sing every day and perform my living room.

So I asked the AI to write some jury duty jokes in the style of Mitch Headburger. I hit the base. I was hoping to get picked for a case about a stolen a hot dog car. That way, if they found it got guilty, I get to sell out. Justice has been served with mustard and relish.

That’s pretty good, chat chypt mitch Headburg. Next one. I don’t mind doing my civic duty, but jury duties like being in a really boring play. We’re not allowed to leave the theater. They say that everyone’s in title to a fair trop.

If you asked me, everyone is a title to a fair trial, except the guy who stole my bike. A surey duty. It’s like playing Russian Roulette, except instead of a bullet, your dodgic boredom and bad coffee. Alright, Joe Rogan says President Biden is mentally gone and slams quotes effing sideshow of diversity cabinets. Yes, This from The New York Post.

Joe Rogan explained he will not be voting for President Biden. He said this to his guest comedian Russell Brand. Joe said, I would vote for President Trump before i’d vote for Biden, just because I think with Biden, like he’s gone, like you know, he’s gone, He’s going to be relying on his cabinet, and he his cabinet would be this effing sideshow of diversity, which is exactly what it is. Rogan seemed focused on Sam Brinton, a former Biden Department of Energy official who faces multiple felony charges for allegedly stealing luggage from other passengers at airports. This from the New York Post.

They add Brinton, who identifies as non binary, was a top nuclear waste official at the Department of Energy until December, when the agency confirmed Britain had been fired. Rogans, that’s one person who stole all the women’s clothes, that’s Sam Britton. That’s a diversity hire. You just said. I’ll look at this a man who dresses like a woman and has a beard and a mustache, but also wears lipstick.

This is perfect for us. I don’t give an f with the guy’s a good at or bad ad. I don’t give an f what their credentials are. This makes us look like we’re inclusive. This makes us look like we’re on the right side.

So let’s hire that person. You can’t have those kind of people running a Ben and Jerry’s. You certainly can’t have those kind of people running the effingwellst powerful government the world’s ever known nuts. It’s nonsense. Russell Brand chimed in and said he’s like the perfect metaphor of what it is.

The system’s over and for all the talk of diversity, what have you got. You’ve got a career politician white mail that’s falling apart before your very eyes. Joe Rogan added, I think Rhonda Santis would work as a good president. I mean, what he’s done for Florida has been admirable. Stay tuned.

Let’s see who’s at south By Southwest tonight. This is the part of the show where you and I pretend were at south By Southwest together and not sitting at jury duty board out of our mind, reading a book with tiny print that we can’t see anymore because we’re in our mid fifties. Six o’clock Joe to Rosa’s Sandwich Summit. Joe Rosa comedian and owner of New York sandwich shop Joey Roses, is joined by the chefs and creators behind some of Austin’s best eats to talk about all things sandwich. Mo Pittle credited as Jewboy Burgers, Callie Spear credited as Holy Roller, and Sarah Martin Bidgie credited as Nicksta Tuckeria throughout a meaty I see we did there.

Throughout a meaty round table discussion, they’ll share their thoughts and unique spins on this classic culinary concoction, from the art of creation to the bread it brings in. Joe and Guess will be joined by a few festival comedians to add in a bit of cheese to the conversation. Website here also lists Eddie peppatone there. Let’s bounce on over to the Joey Roses website and see what we could order. Menu.

You’re gonna click on menu here, I’ll say we’ll pick it up. We could get the East for eight bucks per scudo Salami Otiago Peppado’s olive oil that sounds really good. An eight bucks that’s not bad, especially for New York City. And eight bucks sandwich that’s got to be like the size of your finger. Sandwich is in New York City are quite expensive, my friends.

The Rosie also wait Bucks Mortdella white American Tomato, hot cherries mayo, or regguaedo. No, I’m not going to read you the whole menu, but there are eight different sandwiches you can get. Then there are specialty sandwiches. These are twelve and fourteen dollars. For example, the cuz is homemade chicken cutlet, marinated cherry tomatoes, Racota provolone, and parmesan sean.

I’d probably get that. And there are extras. Are they fries or chips? Nope, crispy Brussels sprouts? Six bucks, that’s random, four and a half stars, eighty four reviews on yelp here.

The top three review stopped in here to try a sandwich after hearing so much about it on Joe to Rosa’s podcast. Next guy said, my current fave is the East e see it told he was good, and the third review says all of them were fantastic, but for me, the Horse Radish Mayo on the Beefy just took it to the next level. All right, now I’m curious about the beefy, then I’ll get on with things. Are you throwing your phone against the wall yet You’re like, why is he talking about food? I hate when hosts do that too.

The beefy, roast, beef provolone, sweet Peppers, Horse Radish, Mayo, salt pepper or Reggao eight bucks. Oh, these will sound delicious. Back to the festival. Seven o’clock at the Creek in the Cave. We Used to Be Funny is stand up comedy.

Let’s see Come celebrate the world premiere of I Used to Be Funny with a night of laughs. Join the film star Rachel Senott. She’s like the It’s comedian right now as she hosts We Used to Be Funny, a comedy showcase featuring stand up performances from Sabrina, Jayley’s and Caleb here On. They co star in the film, also appearing Beth Stelling and Moore. Gonna have to make some tough choices.

Let’s see what else we can do. Eight o’clock Stand Up Downtown Josh Johnson, Joel Johnson, Pete Lee, Eddie Peppittone Godfrey nine o’clock. Up next is some of the strongest emerging and established comics, Catherine Blandford, adrian Ia Pollucci, Ismil Lufti, Sam Talent, Nick Thune. At ten o’clock, I’ve been looking forward to this one. Johnny Cash Junior and the Neppo Babies Hooting.

Nanny Johnny Cash Junior, played by Menfessor, hosts an evening of the most famous Neppo babies performing in their biggest hits or maybe their parents’ biggest hit. Performers may include such Neppo babies as Walt and Peppa, Dank Sinatra, Meryl Streep, twelve Savage pre Post Malone, Robert Downey Junior Junior, Frederick the Entertainer like his dad. Oh, that’s awesome, Asterisk Musk Puke Combs, Itsy Bitsy Bowell Too Longoria and Takishi, sixty nine Day Lewis Comedians performing James Domi and Anthony A. Samnwick, Matt Besser, John Gamberling, Natalie Palamedes, Greg Proops. I would absolutely make you go to that show, and that one’s not until ten o’clock, which means, though we’re gonna miss the roast, Battle Funnel round at eleven.

All right, let’s play this out. Let’s do the Sandwich Summit at five. That goes to six fifteen. We’re gonna end at Tonight’s one of those nights we’re gonna have to grab like a slice of pizza and a Canna soda. Then let’s do we Used to be Funny.

That was the Rachel Senat show. I went on and on about. That’s at seven. That goes to eight fifteen. Then let’s hit up next at nine, but leave early, so we hit Johnny Cash Junior at han o’clock.

That’ll take us to eleven fifteen, and then let’s see if we can sneak into the end of the final round of the roast battle, which starts at eleven, goes to twelve fifteen. So we’re gonna be busy tonight. Have a big lunch. Good stuff from Dustin Siebert. In the Huffington Post, he wrote, I longviewed stand up comedy as a medium of largely unchecked freedom, one of the only ways in which someone can take a battle acts to social property and get away with it in the name of laughter.

For years, I was the owner and operator of the Lighten Up it’s only jokes manwagon, but I’ve been constantly challenged on that idea over the last decade. Chris Rock encountered and paraphrasing here this in his most recent special Jokes that no longer hit in a society with evolve sensibilities, he played with certain sensitive topics, including abortion of trans people, with the caveat that he has no problem with them, but he seems to be catching the most talents Twitter for bits criticizing two black women, Megan Markl and Jada Pinkett Smith, the latter of whom he outright called a bitch. Many older comedians, especially those who’ve been performing since the eighties, when we collectively bustled a gut of demeaning jokes, and social media wasn’t around openly struck with adapting the new standards of funny. We’ve had time to analyze how unkind black entertainment has been towards black women historically, so lobbing the B words towards it, generally beloved black celebrity was never gonna land well. Some of the legends have embraced the evolution of funny.

Cat Williams Got Love a couple of years ago when he suggested, the comedians who don’t get with the times aren’t really funny. To begin with, Eddie Murphy, one of the progenitors of the last several decades of touchy humor, publicly apologize for his nearly forty year old, wildly homophobic routines that are tougher to hear these days. But most older comedians are in transient in their unwillingness to evolve, choosing it’s dead to bitch and moan about how they don’t recognize comedy anymore and can’t tell the jokes they used to do. It would seem only a small percent of comedians can remain wildly popular as stubborn anachronism, including Rock and Dave Chappelle. Only recently have Chappelle’s jokes come under horseh scrutiny, especially regarding his focus on trans people and his recent Netflix specials.

A very vocal minority has sought to expose the potential danger and power in the comedy statesman’s words. Yet that minority has emboldened him and seemingly made him more popular than ever. The thing is, Chappelle’s funny wouldn’t be nearly as funny to the masses if he were an up and comer, his offensive humor is accepted largely based on the trust he’s established over a three plus decade career. Same with a Rock. Even if his routine isn’t as fresh as it was twenty years ago, he is more than enough cache to convince sizeable audiences to pay money to see him.

Twitter outrage over outrage will likely help contribute to crazy viewership numbers that Netflix will never reveal. Very good piece there, and it pairs up nicely with this one. Sarah Silverman was on CBC Radio one and they asked her about some of her bits in the past, including one that goes along the lines of I hope the Jews did kill Christ I’d do it again, and about her wearing black face. Sarah Silverman said, gee, comedy is not evergreen. If you’re not looking back at what you did ten years ago and cringching, you’re probably doing something wrong.

She spoke about her two thousand and five stand up special Jesus Magic and said, there’s like N word hard R. The R word is that enough to say M word for little person. I’m not saying this out of fear, but just that of being mindful, because once you learned something, you can’t unring that bell unless you decide you’re gonna just you know, something cuts people say it. Anyway. That’s your comedy news for today.

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The Shark Deck. Hello Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Jimmy Kimmel hosts the Oscars tonight. Now, normally I record money in advance, but you know what last year’s Oscars taught me. Anything can happen now.

Do I think somebody’s going to slap Jimmy Kimmel, perhaps as a bit, even though I don’t think they would go there that right, That would be awkward. Do I think somebody’s going to get so upset at a Jimmy Kimmel bit that they run up on the stage and slap him. I doubt it. But the Hollywood Reporter today lengthy interview with Jimmy Kimmel, who said he’s prepared for another Oscar night slap. Himmel joked, if I’m bigger than they are, I beat the crap out of them on television.

They asked Jimmy hosting the Oscars one of the most thankless jobs in Hollywood. It’s only gotten worse in recent years. Why do it again? Kimmel said, I think it’s probably I was surprised because I didn’t necessarily think I’d ever do it again or be asked to do it again, and it wasn’t one of those situations where they couldn’t get anybody and they asked me at the last minute. I definitely would have said no if that was the case.

I don’t know. Kind of came out the blue and they clearly got me the right moment. I did wait a week to tell my wife. I thought she might react negatively, but she was very positive, so I said, all right, I’ll do it. Edgy question here from the Holly Reporter.

They said, Bill Kremer recently discussed your appeal to the Academy, noting that your edges aren’t too sharp, but people in the audience feel very safe. Kimmel, Well, first of all, when Bill said my edges aren’t too sharp, I think it was saying is I’m fat. I’d take that as fascinating, and I’ve told him I’m trying to lose weight. I did not fit in. It sucks Heedo, I warned twenty eighteen.

It was disturbing, but I know what he means. Somebody unique position that my job is to make fun of people in Hollywood and then have them sit next to me on the stage. And I’ve had twenty years of practice as far as balancing that stuff out. When I first started doing Jimmy Kimmel Live, I had no practice and there was no balance. I just mowed through the guests and then we wouldn’t have another A list guest for another eight months.

I’m also very conscious of what this is. The Oscars is something and that’s very meaningful to people in the movie industry, and for many of them, this will be the biggest professional night of their lives. The last thing I want to do is ruin it for everyone. They asked Kimmel about the crisis committee that is supposedly in place, noting that they’ve run any scenarios. Kimmel was asked what it’s about, and he said, I wish I knew.

I’ve not been involved in that. I guess I’m the last thing they’re worried about. Holland Reporter. Up until the slap, you were part of the biggest Oscar knight sag in recent memory, hosting the year when they messed up the Best Picture envelope. Remember that happened?

Yeah, Kimmel said, yeah, we got knocked down the list. It’s disappointing in a lot of ways. If you’re going to be part of an f up, it might as well be the biggest fff up. Ever, being part of the second biggest ff up doesn’t carry as much Casher all right, what about the monologue, Kimbell said, it’ll be similar to what I’ve done in the past. I don’t have a lot of talents, so it’s not a huge number of areas for me to draw outside of telling jokes.

I mean, I’m pretty good at drawing cartoons. I guess I could sit down and do character turs at the stars, but I particularly enjoy writing jokes for a specific audience, whether that’d be at the upfronts or a bunch of TV or movie stars. It enables you to be very specific. The best advice I got about hosting the Oscars was from Billy Christie, who told me played to the room. Interesting.

You always have to be conscious of the audience at home and make sure they understand what’s going on, but you also want to get laughs in the room, and if you don’t get that, it’s not going to play well for the people watching on TV. So that’s my focus, not just the actors, but all the various production people in show business. Luminaries. We are sitting there listening to you tell your jokes, and unlike most jokes situations, they’re on camera, so they’re very careful about how they react and that makes it a harder bar to clear. Very very interesting.

Will you joke about the slap? Well, whatever I say about it, it’s gonna have to be great, right because so much has been said, there’s so much focus on it. I obviously don’t want to make the whole monologue about that, but it’d be ridiculous not to mention it. Will they get the show one under three hours? He said, Oh, that’s preposterous.

This show is gonna be a lot longer than three hours. I’ll tell you that right now. Alert the affiliates. We’re going along. I mean, we’ve added all the categories back, so by the virtue of that, it’s gonna be long.

Hopefully it’ll be fun too. I think we have some great performance moments. We’ve got Rihanna. I think it’s gonna be a fun show. But yeah, everybody’s gonna complaint it’s long.

I mean, you don’t have to watch the whole thing. Nobody’s holding a gun in your head. Watch the first fifteen minutes. He can go to sleep. As far as I’m concerned, I love this next answer, what’s it more realistic?

Show length? Kimbell said, Oh, I want to run the show right up to Good Morning America. I want George Stephanopolo stuff to wait eight minutes to come out of his dressing room. Nick Curl caught up with CBS News. I you know, last week was History of the World Part two, and I liked the first movie when I was I don’t know, ten twelve nine.

I don’t know when that came out, but I liked it then, and I just haven’t been able to get myself excited to watch this new one. I don’t know if it’s good or bad. My cousin told me I could wait on it. He gave a kind of a mixed review, so we’ll see anyway. Nick Krole said, I’m never going to be the guy who just rides a motorcycle.

If I were, I’d be the guy at the back of the pack who’s like, oh no, I’m gonna miss the lights. CBS News found Nickkrole working on some jokes at the comedy kitchen. He said, I’m so excited for tonight’s show, even insane lineup. You guys, Kanye West is here tonight. He was asked about working out the jokes and will some of these show up in his next special, and Karl said, yeah, at least it’ll be the base of operations that’ll be tent poles that I’m like, Okay, that joke works well enough to put here quick stop at Gossip Corner.

Will Ferrell was in Indianapolis earlier in the week. He was spotted in the parking a lot of the Beach Grove Walmart last Sunday night, and then another viewer saw him at a Southside waffle house. He also to a Pacers game. He asked Pacers forward Aaron Nesmith, who wasn’t playing in the game because of a sward left hip, if Nesmith wanted a beer. Nesmith said with a chuckle, I’m good.

I appreciate the offer. Though. Jim Gaffigan told Cinnamon Blend, I’ve always loved acting. I remember, you know Phil Hoffman. He was kind of like my Doubelganger.

We know, Jim, you mentioned it in like every single interview. We know you kind of look like Philip Seymour Hoffman a little bit. Maybe perhaps we know enough. He was kind of like my doubelganger, who was this huge Academy Award winning actor. When people are like, are you related to him?

And I’m like, no, I’m not. I just look like him. Just tell people you are Philip Seymour Hoffman. They’ll forget that he died and you can get all his gigs. Philadelphia Weekly they caught up with Jim Jeffries.

Philadelphia Weekly called Jim Jeffries the cocaine bear of comedy. All right, I’ll bite Weekly rites. That is until the time of the pandemic, when Jim Jeffries overhauled his entire life, including giving up booze and drugs, getting married and having a kid, and taking you a vegan diet to live longer rather than his live fast, Die young usual demeanor. Weekly said, I’m always leery of stand up comedians touring on the back of a new TV special or album, something Jeffrey’s debated at the very start of his show at Parks by denying any connection between the two and calling anyone in the audience who believe that sea words. Quite frankly, the c word described almost everybody that Jeffreys put down in Bensalem all of Hollywood, especially Austin Butler for continuing to use a Southern accent from his time in the Elvis movie.

Doing interviews Bill Cosby for wanting to continue to stand up act once out of prison, and anyone questioning some of the more controversial brand names of Australia’s favorite foods, such as cheese and ice cream. Fact is Jeffries uses the C word like most of us use contractions. Let me check out my south By Southwest bookmark and see what’s going on today. Four o’clock Adult Swims The Eric Andre Show. Join Eric and his friends for an evening of live comedy.

All right, Rogie Watts, Sanny Hoenig, Philippias Sparza, DJ Dug Pound and Eric Andre. Not bad? All right? For Clock in the afternoon, we could do that. Six o’clock improv for Humans with Matt Besser.

It’s a podcast taping, but that should be good. Seven o’clock The Sunday Show. Parentheses a stand up comedy Todd Berry, Katherine Blandford, Afia Eisenberg, Stewart Goldsmith, Caitlyn Pallufo. Eight o’clock Live from New York Parentheses stand up comedy. Glad I hypothetically went all the way from New York to Austin to see neior comedians.

Adrian Ia Pollucci Donne, She’s like one of my current favorites. Are you on board with Adrian? You should be Josh Johnson, guess My Al Luftie, Emma Willman, Godfrey. I’m glad I hypothetically came all the way from New York to Austin to see neior comedians. We’re doing that show nine o’clock for twenty show with Matt Besser, ten o’clock Riffs and riff raff with Nick Thune and friends.

Pretty strong for a Sunday, right. This jam session brings Nick Thune together with a variety of musically inclined to comics and an eleven o’clock The Hateful eight Rose battles Torment of Champions Round two. All right, Lance hit Eric Andre at four. That’ll take us to five fifteen. Matt Besser’s show starts at six.

That’ll take us to seven fifteen, and then we can go to Live from New York. I really like that lineup, and I want you to see Adrian Iapolucci. That’s at eight o’clock. That takes us to nine fifteen. Then we’ve got an hour and forty five minutes until eleven o’clock and we’ll go see the hatefully eight roast battle.

Sounds like we’re gonna eat like a slice of pizza and drink a soda. I don’t think we’re getting much dinner tonight unless we blow off Eric Andre and we don’t go out until eight o’clock. We could do that. Should we do that? I do want to eat and I like beers.

Yeah, yeah, I gotta pick away at this next thing. And during the week from Vulture six stand ups analyze chat GPT’s attempts to steal their jobs. So this is the artificial intelligence thing. They had it write some jokes. I’ve done this bit myself on a couple of podcasts.

So what they’ve done is they’ve asked the chat GPT to write jokes in the style of particular comedians and then asked the comedians about it. Today’s comedian Gary Goldman chat GPT as Gary Goldman and said, have you ever noticed that ash you get older, you become more of a collector. When I was young, I’d throw everything away, but now I can’t bring myself to farm with anything. I have a drawer full of old cell phones. Probably paused there for a laugh right, Why, I don’t know.

Maybe some day I’ll need to call someone in the past. Right, you probably paused there for a laughing it. Don’t even get me started on supperware. I have so much supperware I could even open up my own supperware store. But here’s a thing.

I can never find the matching lid. I’m convinced that supperware is playing some sort of cool joke on me. Not awful, Goldman said. The first thing I thought was, I can’t imagine the computer would have an understanding of what in the style of Gary Goldman means. I don’t know what it’s drawing from, because I would have a hard time describing my style.

Next thing, looking at joke number one, the line have you ever noticed? Is this horrific eighties phrase that gave birth to a million comedians. As soon as I hear have you ever noticed? I stopped listening because I know it’s just gonna be another really lazy observation. I have to say, though, there’s one really good line.

Maybe someday I’ll need to call someone in the past. That’s a really good sentence. But then almost to undo it’s good will with me, it says, don’t even get me started on. Gary adds the I can never find the matching lid at punchline. He’s like, ay, you always lose a sock in the dryer joke.

Here’s another one from the chatbot. You know, it’s great about getting older. You don’t care as much about what other people think. It was in my twenties, I was so self conscious. I wouldn’t even go to the beach without a shirt on.

Now I’ll walk around on a speedo and not think twice about it. Of course, now that I’m older, nobody wants to see me in a speedo. But that’s beside the point. Gary said, the speedo thing was a big thing for comedians to talk about in the eighties. But it is kind of impressive that it isn’t mishmash and gibberish.

The computer actually tried to give this joke a tag. Nobody wants to see me in a speedo, but that’s beside the point. You don’t need the but that’s beside the point. But I see what the computer is going for by trying to end it with another laugh. One more from the chatbot.

As you get older, you start to notice things don’t work the way they used to. Like, I used to be able to eat anything I wanted, not gain a pound. Now if I even look at a piece of cake, I gained five pounds. My memories shot. I can’t even remember what I had for breakfast this morning.

It’s like my brain is an elite button and it’s getting a workout. But the worst part about getting older the aches and pains. I wake up every morning feeling and I got hit by a truck. I don’t even do anything the day before. I feel like my body’s punishing me for all the things they did when I was younger.

Now, let me be fair to me. I’m reading a podcast and I have no crowd. I’m not a comedian, never done stand up, but if you tell me to go up and perform this, I would have taken some pauses there and kind of like use some body language and tried to at least coax a laugh. So please be kind to me. Plus, it’s the chatbot.

Gary said, I don’t think I’ve ever heard of comedian talk about having a delete button in the brain. That’s the kind of absurdity I figure would be beyond the computer. Gary said, it’s Siri, but there are comedians who are worse than this. The computer may be able to be a bad comedian, but it won’t be able to convenue. It’s a competent comedian, at least not yet.

It’ll probably be able to write four jokes or kids and things like that before it’s able to write something along the lines of Mitch Hedberger Maria Bamford. A computer cannot replicate Maria Bamford. I’m going to take that challenge. I’m more familiar with Hedberg’s style than Maria’s. Not that I don’t know Maria, but I can channel Mitch.

I’m gonna ask the computer write some Mitch Hedberg jokes about the Oscars. All right, I’ve skimmed these. These are not horrible. Let’s go ready. I’ll watched the Oscars the other nice like watching a bunch of millionaires give each other go with statues without any excitement of a pirate treasure hunt.

The Oscars are like the super Bowl for actors, except instead of touchdowns, they score points for being really good and pretending to be other people. The Oscars are like a fancy Prime for grown ups, except instead of having King and Queen, the best actor and actress instead of punch of an open bar. All right, the oscar is like a fashion show. People can’t afford the clothes. They sit at home and judge other people’s outfits or work sweatpants needing Cheetos.

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The Shark Deck. Hello, I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Dean Cook caught up with Philly Weekly. Philadelphia Weekly has a tremendous comedy column. It’s really great.

Ad Am Arosi is the guy who rates it, and he asked Dean, considering all the success you’ve ADDIE’s still hungry. Dane said, I still have the same sense of ambition. It’s more about an inward journey at this point and what I could share with fans and those who continue to check in with me. Ad had a nice segue talking about sharing. You were one of the first comedians use social media.

We all know that story. Dane said, that’s my wheelhouse. I love talking comedy and creativity. What gets me kicking is the house and wis of promotion, getting publicity in a world that is very corporate, the question becomes, how can you independently find your fans and an avenue in which to share arts. When I was coming up, the lord was of Mesa in California, and going through this new window work, I could talk with the guy in Delaware or grown Tampa and share ideas that were funny, quirky.

I was a tip of the spirit At the moment today, it’s different. You’re up against backlash, naysayers, rubber nickers who just want to cause trouble. So now you’re referee doing a lot of defending beyond the art. Still, there’s one thread that remains. You want to be in people’s pockets with ideas and content for people to engage in.

Mission critical on this tour was as I was putting together new ideas, was what were people responding to. Look, the moment is heavily politicized, regardless of what side Red state, blue state. I found that people still wanted to escape. What can I say that someone on a daily nightly news comedy show were during its talk show Monogue hasn’t said brilliantly and poignantly, that’s not my lane. So as this tour started, I’m still about things that are happening observationally.

I’m just not pushing any kind of agenda down anyone’s throats. Then they got into and I didn’t realize this. Maybe everybody else knows this, and I forgot Dean Cook auditioned to be Captain America in the Marvel movies. Dan said what I didn’t realize. Then I wanted to bring a lot of the humor that I recognize from the comics to my performance.

I love Michael Keaton, one time stand up comedian as Batman. I’d seen comics play these darker cartoon characters and still bring levity the part. That’s what I was hoping to do. Taylor Tomlinson told Forbes. I was a really shy, scared kid.

I was really really anxious to go on stage for the first five years I was doing this, But once I was up there, I felt like myself. I felt like, Oh, this is who I actually am, this is who I want to be. Over the years, I got closer and closer that and now I feel like I’m the same person off stage that I am on stage. At first, I just couldn’t be that person every day, but I could be that person for ten to fifteen minutes on stage. Taylor Thomason spoke about her previous specials and said, I wanted Quarter Life Crisis to be about being in your twenties and not knowing who you were.

I wanted it to feel consistent throughout the whole thing. Look at you was me being able to do all that, and that was great and really rewarding. That being said, it was also really sort of emotionally exhausting by the end of that tour. It was just a lot every night to sort of stick to that landing and presenting the material in a way that wasn’t going to make people uncomfortable while also making it clear that I was fine and I was okay. Just took a lot to do it and then meet people after shows and talk about it more.

I wanted this new Current Hour to be lighter and sillier and probably just a little more fun for myself and for the audience right now, I like where the Hour is. Quarter Life was kind of about not knowing who you were, and I think this hour is kind of about knowing who you are, but not knowing where your life isn’t where you thought it’d be. Everyone has a different age in their head of this is what I’m gonna have X, Y and Z, and this is what I’m going to have everything figured out, But life doesn’t work that way at all. Everybody in my life in their twenties and thirties, they may have their dream job and they’re not married. They might be married, but they don’t know if they want kids or they have kids, and they don’t have the dream job, or they got divorced.

So that’s kind of the overarching theme of have it all. Hey, bad news for long time listeners. I was hungry and I’m like, hmm, you know what hit the spot George Lopez Tacos. You remember that during the pandemic George Lopez made a huge deal about George Lopez Tacos. Well, I went to look and website no longer exists.

If you go to Lopez Tacos dot com and doesn’t respond. They went on Grubhub and try to order some George Lopez tacos and it said not available on grub pub anymore. If you are new to this. George Lopez Tacos was created by George Lopez and Next Bite. George Lopez Tacos was a delivery only restaurant with locations across the US.

The menu included latching Gona and Alas Moss Cabrona with various meat choices, chips, sauce and guacamali, and turro bites. George gave quite many interviews about it, and looks like it didn’t work out. Sorry to hear that Bill Maher is in Taho tonight. He says, I don’t like careful, I like bold, I like honest, I like surprising. He asked me what I’m most proud of.

That would be its survival every week as a chest. Sometimes people say to me, how the show go? If I have been canceled by tomorrow, then it went great. I could be canceled very easily. Anybody could.

But you don’t stay on TV for thirty years unless somebody likes you. There’s definitely an audience for what I do. It’s not like anything else. If you want to hear real honest talk, not tribalism, different points of view, people who talk with each other, listen to each other. They’re not a place is to do that.

It’s certainly a more dangerous place to be out there now. When I was starting, there were no cell phones, so you could be as politically incorrect as you wanted to be and nobody would know about it. We always hear the notion of crossing the line. Comedians would say, how do we know where the line is unless we cross it. The comedy club was a place where everybody understood you were experimenting.

Now I hear a lot about comics. You say something and somebody tweets it out and that’s it. Kind of glad I came up when I did bad News. If you’re a fan of Barry, the fourth season will be It’s a final season. The eight episode season will debut on HBO Max April sixteenth.

One of my favorite things to do on the podcast is play the game that we’re about to play, which is, Hey, pretend we were at a comedy festival. What shows would we go see today? Today we’re pretending to be at south By Southwest. Let’s take a look at the schedule. Four o’clock Funny Thing About Breaking Up.

The Boys Club joined Comic Relief US for special events on the intersection of gender, comedy and social impact. Through a stand up performance by comedian, writer and actress Joel Nicole Johnson and a panel discussion featuring Abby Jacobson and Sam Jay, the event will address the role of comedy and entertainment as a catalyst for change and how, when done well, can combat not cause polarity. Seven o’clock at the Creek in the Cave. This Saturday show Parentheses stand Up Comedy a killer lineup of comedians to make your Saturday night special. They include Aristotle, Athari Sam j Mike Lawrence, Yamanika Saunders, mL Willman.

Eight o’clock The ucb’s Asscats, Anthony and Samniwick, Matt Besser, John Gemberling, Sandy Honig at Jessica McKenna. You’re gonna have our time talking me out of that, but let’s see what our options are. San o’clock, A Good Trip Live, A Night of Comedy and Psychedelic Stories. Steve ag Eric Andre, DJ dog Bound, Sandy Honig, Hamilton Morris, Reggie Watts joined the producers of the hit Netflix doc Have a Good Trip for Night of Comedy and Psychedelic storytelling. Eleven o’clock.

The Hateful Eights Roast Battles Tournaments of Champions Round one. You’re gonna have a hard time talking to me out of this as well. In round one, the top eight roast battlers from around the country will compete to see who advances to round two the next night Tonight, competing Morgan Anderson, Keith Carry, Holly Johnston, Mike Lawrence, Greg Leishman, Lucas McCrary, Bryan Moses, Yamanika Saunders, Ohmed Singh, Stephtleev Dan Wicks. So unlike other comedy festivals. Not too much overlap here.

So here’s what we’re gonna do tonight. Friend four o’clock will do funny thing about breaking up the boys club. That’ll take us to five fifteen. HM. Let’s skip the seven o’clock stand up comedy show and go to Ask Cat at eight o’clock so we’d get some dinner and some bruskies in between their ascat ends at nine fifteen, Oh, I missed one.

They creak in the cave stand up showcases at nine James and Omian’s tone Bill, Joel Johnson, Beth’s stelling Steff’s hole of HM. That’s pretty good. Maybe they’ll let us in late. Let’s go to Ask Cat. We’ll try to sneak into the back of the creek in the cave, we’ll see if we get in.

If not, more beers, and then we’ll make sure. At eleven o’clock where at the hateful eight roast battle. That should be a good night of comedy. As I sometimes mentioned, I’m the writer on a podcast called Palace Intrigue. On Palace Intrigue, we cover the royal family, and by cover the Royal family, I mean most days we make fun of Megan Markol.

I’m all about the downloads. I can write a story Kate Middleton looked nice giving money to a charity and hugging kids, and nobody clicks on it. If I put in the headline Chris Rock destroys Megan Markole, y’all click on it. So I play the game from Variety King Charles Coronation to get royal parody on the Harry Enfield comedy The Windsors. Have you seen this?

It’s basically a sitcom about the royal family. It’s kind of cute. While The Windsors is coming back for a Coronation special, the logline Charles’s whole life has been building up to this moment. He wants the UK’s first coronation in seventy years to be a spectacular fair with all the pomp and circumstance he deserves, as does his queen consort Camilla, who can’t wait to drape herself in diamonds and fur. Sadly, the UK is in the middle of a cost of living crisis and wills that’s Prince William to you.

Non royal efficient. Noels thinks the coronation should reflect these more straightened times. The special Assi promises cameos from Harry and Megan. Yes not the actual Harry and Megan, of course, A suit said any channel where it Salton has a landmark show with the word coronation in the title. For the BBC, it was the world’s first televised coronation in nineteen fifty three.

For it TV, it’s the world’s longest running soap Coronation Street. We at Channel four delighted to announce that we now have our own record breaking coronation jewel as the heart of our broadcasting crown. The funniest show on Telly to a momentously historic week for Britain and from The Daily Mail. Comedian Monty Franklin has defended an Australian term after realizing other countries don’t use it, the controversial term the Mexican wave. Calm down, let him explain.

Monte Franklin, capturing a video things in Australia that sound racist but are not. In his video said, you know the wave at sporting events that goes around and everybody does and they have a wonderful time. In Australia, we call that the Mexican Wave. I don’t know why, there’s no need to put Mexican in front of it. He said he realized it wasn’t that common when he was watching TV in Australia with his American wife.

They said the Mexican Wave on TV during cricket, and missus Franklin said, why do you call it that? She thought it sound funny, But I realized I have no idea why we call it that, and I’ve never questioned it. It’s always just been that. They also call it the Mexican Wave in New Zealand. Now stay with me, Franklin said it could be from the origins of the wave itself.

The first time commentators saw the wave was at the Soccer World Cup in Mexico in nineteen eighty six, so they started calling it the Mexican Wave and it kind of stuck. However, a comment in his video disputed that research claiming the wave started in nineteen seventy nine and was created by Crazy with a K George Henderson. In October nineteen eighty one, at a televised A’s Yankees playoff game in Oakland. Another thing he discovered Americans have everything called Aussey cheese fries, French fries covered in cheese, and he said I’ve never heard of this back home. I’m going to speak on behalf of all of America.

I’ve never heard the term ausy cheese fries, not once never, And I’ve been in Australia not there. Other than my time in Australia, I’ve spent the rest of my life in America, not entirely. Trip in the Europe A couple of places would go with a bit. And while I’ve lived in America, I’ve never heard aucy cheese fries? Have you?

Franklin said, as an Australian living in America, I say a lot of things that sound odd and Ray’s eyebrows. Flat white is another one. I have a flat white story. So when I was in Australia, I wanted a coffee and I don’t know, and hey, service like, what would you like. I’m like, I’ll let me get a coffee with milk.

And she goes flat white and I’m like, huh, She’s like flat white. I know what a flat white was. This is before Starbucks introduced flat white, by the way, I’m not that dumb, and I was like sure, and then it came when it was what I wanted. This was one of my takeaways from Australia. I feel like if I spent two weeks there out of just because the next day I went for coffee and I just went flat white.

I feel like if I hung out a little bit, I’d reset my vows again. My favorite T shirt I saw which was bananas or for Peranas. That always reminds me to flatten out my a’s. I feel like I could fit in anyway. That’s your comedy news for today.

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The Shark deck. Yo, what’s up. I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Carrie Lake. Remember she ran for Arizona governor and lost.

Well, she’s leading the polls as to who could be Trump’s VP candidate. Stephen Colbert said she must have been so honored to have Magavotas choose her as the next vice president. They try to hang wow Valon. Of course, since it’s Trump, he’ll make the decision after holding a Miss Vice President pageant. Joe Rogan has opened his comedy club in Austin.

It is called The Comedy Mothership. Rogan took to the stage and said, you can’t fire me from my own club. The Holler Reporter has the story. I’ll read their sentence verbatim because it’s perfect. Unvaxed sperm reads the poster held aloft by a woman standing outside the theater, and you know you’re in the right place.

Joe Rogan’s new comedy club, Mecca. Tickets for the opening week of shows went for forty dollars per person, which the Holler Reporter points out is surprisingly reasonable. They sold out without minutes, and we’re being resold online for five hundred bucks. Rogan on stage wearing quote a rather odd obi Wan like sweater. I’m not sure what that means, and unfortunately I couldn’t find a picture.

Rogan said, I’m drunk and on mushrooms at my new club. This is as high as I’ve ever been on stage. I need to connect with this moment. You can’t fire me from my own club, bitch. The Hollywood borter ads the venus theme is Aliens meets Art Deco, the latter a respectful nod to the remodeled theater’s century long history.

There’s a UFO above the door in the lobby warnings that hecklers will be alienated, and a stargate like arch over the main stage. The theater is at washing black and Purple by Austin comedy standards, it’s easily the coolest looking venue in town that’s neat. The opening stretch of shows is billed as Joe Rogan and Friends. The first night included friends Ron White’s who retired from comedy, or maybe just retired from touring comedy, so he’s back. Babe, Tim Dillon, who I love, Roseanne Barr, and Tony Hinchcliff, who’s bringing the Killed Tony Show to Joe’s Theater, Tony Hinchcliff led the audience in a game called Kanye or the Jews.

The Holly Reporter says the audience and attendance was pretty standard for Rogan shows, which means they over index on the Three Bees, Bros, beards, and ball caps. I’m getting the feeling the person who wrote this isn’t the biggest Joe Rogan fan. Aren’t you getting that kind of vibe? Within seconds the first comic taking the stage, a gay slur was thrown out, followed by jokes about trans people. The audience hooted for the anti cancel culture crowd, this is their new safe space.

Rogan did a Q and A. He was asked how it felt having his club open. He said, it doesn’t feel real. I know it’s real, but it doesn’t feel real. I was super nervous today.

Joe, what’s your next milestone? I’m done with milestones. I think I just like risks. I’m like, oh yeah, let’s buy building on a street filled with crack addicts, Like I want someone to say no to me. They’re all like, okay, go ahead.

Who is your dream podcast guest at Joe Rogan? He said Hunter Biden. I could turn this around for you. If my dad had Alzheimer’s and I was doing coke, I would have done the exact same stuff you did. I really want to get him on.

Wow. Okay. The venue has two rooms, a headliner room called Fat Man and a smaller stage called little Boy. Little Boy and fat Man where the bombs dropped on Japan at the end of World War Two. By the way, there’s a bar named after Comedy Store co founder Mitzy Shore.

That’s cool, Rogan said He’s hired the best people from the comedy Store in LA to run the club. They’re doing the yonder pouch thing. Ah, that’s annoying. No phones, Come on, Joe, it’s Wednesday night. I just want to go out for drink, and you’re gonna make me lock up my phone.

Stop man, and all this stuff’s gonna get out anyway. Holli reporter adds security is a bit intense, as you have to get your face scanned, like you’re going through airport security at Heathrow. No thanks, Joe, don’t want to go. I’ll stay home. It’s fine.

The staff is numerous and friendly. The floor seating feels rather cramped, however, and in a move that feels outdated, the venue has the old school comedy club to drink minimum. Roseanne Barr said, I want to thank Joe for building this wonderful mothership for comedians. It’s so great in the green room with everybody up there being drunk and smoking pot, just like at the Comedy Store when Mitzy Shore was still alive and comedy was eff and king.

And then she went here.

After thirty years of fighting ABC to black writers and black characters on my show and then having the same effing lipsards turn around and called me a racist. It really effing pissed me off. I’m not sure what that had to do with the opening of the club, but okay, if nothing else, it’ll sure be interesting. Jimmy Kimmel is hosting the Oscars on Sunday. People did an interview with him and asked him about the second most infamous thing that happened on the Oscars.

Remember when the wrong Best Picture winner was announced on live TV. Kimmel said, in some ways, it feels like an episode of a TV show I watched and then put out of my head. It was a very intense and confusing end to what it was otherwise pretty great night. He then talked about Slapgates, saying it’s still shocking that happened. To see something like that happened outside of the Maury Povid show is shocking.

Dated reference there, and then for it to happen on the oscar Is magnifies it by about a million times. I think it’s something that everybody regrets and we’ll move past. One day. It’ll be looked at in the same way as that guy running on stage naked has looked at a weird moment that we all talked about and hopefully we learned from. He commends Chris Rock.

I mean to be slapped in the face and stay that cool. Something Chris should be proud of. Chris’s grandchildren I hope will still be proud of that when he he’s dead and gone. Huge news out of Eastern Idaho. Guess who’s playing BYU Idaho tonight.

That’s right, Idaho’s own Ryan Hamilton, everybody’s favorite comedian. Now this from the East Idaho News, your home for comedy news. The forty six year old Ashton man Ryan Hamilton, who as you know, is from Idaho. We’ll be performing at BYU Idaho this Friday, his second stop in eastern Idaho since November. They had wait pre read the articles.

Johnny Mac, this next sentence is horrific. I didn’t read this in advance. Oh my god. Hamilton’s suffered ten broken ribs, a broken arm, and a punctured lung following an accident in January twenty twenty two. More than a year later.

He still has some scars. This just took an awkward turn. Leave it in. Hamilton’s sold the East Idho News. I’m able to do everything I used to do.

I’m still working on physical derby stuff, but I’m able to travel to the shows and made a lot of progress. It was quite serious, but I’m doing okay. I’ve learned a lot. Oh my god, John pre read these things. I thought we were just going to have some fun with the Idaho bit, and now I’ve just got this ikey feeling of what did you step in here?

John Hamilton hinted there could be another special coming in the near future. He said, I’d like to sell something sometime soon. We’ll see. It’s been a while. I feel like I’m ready to put something out.

Well, We’ll keep you posted, but hopefully soon. If you haven’t watched his first special, which I think is on Netflix. You really should. It’s really fantastic, And I don’t know if it’s his first special his most recent special. Let me put it that way before I start getting emails from the Ryan Hamilton mafia being like, dude, you said it was his first special, it’s obviously his third special.

Should I just google it and find out? Let’s do that and get this out of the way. I’m on Ryan Hamilton’s IMDb. I’ve learned here he’s Ryan Hamilton, the Third. He is known for The Oscars twenty twenty two, The Comedian twenty sixteen, and Inside Amy Schumer at twenty thirteen.

He appeared in one episode of Life and Beth in twenty sixteens The Comedians starring Roberton Nero. Ryan Hamilton played Ryan Hamilton from Wikipedia. His first one hour special, Happy Face, became available on Netflix on August twenty nine, twenty seventeen. Wow, it’s that long ago. That one’s really good?

Oh wow. Personal life. Hamilton resides in New York City. In January twenty twenty two, Ryan was hit by a shuttle bus as a pedestrian at Lax Airport and That’s where he suffered the ten broken ribs he recovered at his family home in Idaho. You ever feel like you started out to do a bit and you got trapped.

In sports, we call time out. So I think I’m going to step out of the huddle, look at the ref and make a tea with my hands being right back. Boy, that was awkward, wasn’t it. Kyle Kanane has a new special coming out March fifteenth for ten bucks, or if you’re cheap like me, wait till March thirtieth and he’ll stream it for free. Here’s the logline, Kyle Kanane, who is fantastic.

By the way, Kyle Knane is a wild man poet. He’s been laughing at anti vaxers for some time to their baseless claim that vaccines cause autism, he responds, effing good, we probably need more autistic kids. They’re the ones that keep beating robots at chess. It’s this type of serious thinking about our collective future that makes his new stand up special Shocks and Strets perfect for a moment. To him, dinosaurs were God’s little tricksters, and a foreskin is the devil’s calamari.

Using his unique parlance, the beloved comedian transforms our dull world into an emporium of the weird and wonderful. Kyle recently bought a van, a car that fits his look of someone who should be at home plotting to kidnap a democratic governor. Wow, and hit the road to Jehovah’s witnessed his bits around the country with his gruff voice, jeszlhart and ill fated confidence about hotel buffets, Kyle delivers an hour of keen commentary and messy adventure. He wonders how his pillows turn that color. He claims the way to make everyone in a cruise ship hots up immediately uncomfortable, and he marvels at pilots who aren’t intimidated by the hundreds of buttons and airplane cockpits, all of which should be labeled don’t die.

That’s a pretty funny copy. He’s fantastic and now I feel like I got it. I’m glad I called that time out right. Now we’re rocking first down, Johnny mc. Let’s keep going all right on three.

Kyle Knane is himself a skilled pilot of comedy. In fact, he’s like a comedy blue angel, darting and diving, taking risks and pulling off tricks. Bert Kreischer’s special will be out next week as well. This one called Bert Kreischer Razzle Dazzle. It is his third special.

In his special, Bert Kreisher spills in a riots, a set on bodily emissions, being bullied by his kids, and the explosive end to his family’s escape room outing. Bert Kreisher Razzle Dazzle streaming March fourteenth, south by Southwest kicks off tonight. Let’s take a look at the shows pretty Light Night. One variety Power of Comedy is at eight o’clock, three hours long. And this is more of an awards thing now.

Some of the people getting awards Chelsea Handler, Bob Oden, Kirkpatt and Oswald. So it’s kind of cool, but like, I don’t know, it doesn’t sound fun, if that makes sense. The comedy keynote has just this weird title, Zizek versus ZXZW My God, What is this poly crisis? A comedy keynote in twelve volumes. The bit is a celebrity philosophers slap off zzech unpacks to sex and then interrogates the collapse of collapse as a social Construct.

Boy, this isn’t deep, but it’s James Adomian, Anthon Yates, Hamniwick, Matt Besser, Christina, Katherine Martinez and Steph Tolev. That goes from eight to nine fifteen. I would much rather go see that, and then that would allow us at ten o’clock to catch the only other thing on the bill, which is the Super Good Show. Parentheses and stand up comedy Close Parentheses, expect super sets from some of your favorite stand ups and maybe a few new discoveries. Todd Barry, I’m Arnian, Katherine Blandford, Sam j Bettstelling, Emma Willman.

All right, let’s keep this simple tonight meet yet like five o’clock. We’ll love a couple of beers. We’ll make our way over to Esther’s Folly for the weird thing that’s the keynote with the improv. Guys. Will do that till nine fifteen, and then we’ll walk over to the Super Good Show ten to eleven fifteen.

And that’s a nice full night. Boy, that Ryan Hamilton thing really threw me for a loop. I didn’t know we were going there where you read the stories? John, all right, what can I tell you about some of the stuff’s gonna wait till Monday. Let me just clear this out.

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The Shark Deck. Hello, I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Donald Trump gave a speech at Spack. In his speech, he said, in twenty sixteen, I declared I am your voice. Today I add I am your warrior.

I am your justice. And for those who have been wronged and betrayed, I am your retribution. I am your retribution. Jimmy Fallon said, he’s like, I’m the captain. Now I am the one who knocks.

I am the walrus cuckoo, Ko chew. That was exactly what I was thinking, Well, not in so many words, but what I read the original Trump quote. Jimmy Fallon added, he’s either running for president or auditioning to be the next John Wick Seth Meyers. He was such a terrible president, and now he’s auditioning to be Batman. Problem is, he would never respond to the bad signal, because there’s no way he’s ever just looking pensively out the window.

You’d have to text it to him, or just shine it on Sean Hannity’s forehead, or you know what you could do. You could reject it on a solar eclipse. He looks at those great jokes. I watched the Marlin Wayne Special, Heavy Pass, Heavy Pass? Heavy Pass?

Did you like it? Johnny Mack? I found it unwatchable. I was so excited about it. I had read the articles to you.

I was like, Oh, this sounds like really cool. It sounds of the moment, and I hite play and I was like, wow, I am not feeling this at all. Let me skip ahead and see if another part. I am still not feeling this at all. I’m aware that I disagree with everyone who has reviewed this thing, but for me, Heavy Pass.

Let’s start today on gossip corner. People magazine has a source that said Jada has had no part in this other than being heckled. Chris Rock is obsessed with her, and that’s been going on for almost thirty years. Look where he chose to film his Netflix special, her hometown of Baltimore. Obsessed.

Back in twenty sixteen, she helped start a movement with the Academy Awards by questioning why there are so few black members, and Chris took it to this. You may recall in twenty sixteen, Jada showed her support for black actors as part of the hashtag Oscars So White movement. Will Smith that year was shut out of the Best Actor race for his performance in Concussion. One of the jokes and Chris Rock special years ago, as wife said I should quit the Oscars. I shouldn’t host because their man didn’t get nominated for concussion.

Then he gives me an F and concussion. The source continues she never asked Chris to not host the Oscars. Ever, she publicly said in a Facebook post at the time, Chris would be a great Oscars host and it’s perfect for the job. In his special, Chris Rock said quotes I did some jokes about her. Who gives an F.

That’s how it is. She starts it, I finish. That’s what the f happened. Nobody’s picking on this bitch. She started this stuff.

Nobody was picking on her. The source tells people they were shocked at how many times Chris used the word bitch in referring to Jada. I think that was the point of the routine to say it like twenty three times. No. Yes, we are getting a new John Moliney special on Netflix.

He recently recorded at Symphony Hall in Boston. It is from his From Scratch tour. Spoilers ahead, as seems like it’ll be a lot of what we’ve heard, John has been touring for the last year and a half, two years. Maybe much of it centered around Milany’s intervention and stay in rehab. I feel like this is coming out too late, right, We’ve been talking about John Mlaney’s rehab stint forever and for to come out now, like even on the other side of Chris Rock and the Oscars.

I feel like this is two year old material now, John Mullanny. But we’ll see when it comes to Netflix. As for a date coming soon, not soon enough, my friend. Plenty of comedy news today, but while we’re talking about Molany a quick stop on Gossip Corner from the Daily Mail. Decaption Predator actress showed off her impressive figure on a boat in a bikini.

The story Olivia Munn shared a heartwarming picture of an adorable baby boy trying to drink from a glass bottle. So what do we do? We focus on the bikini. I just love the writing by the Daily Mail. The Oklahoma native was pictured laughing with her head back as her baby daddy, two time Emmy winner John Mulaney held a bottle close to him.

The Daily Show alum showed off her impressive post baby beach body and a string bikini top with her one year old son on her lap. Wearing her red and white striped onesie. The beauty styled her long brunette tresses straight the side part. She wore black RayBan sunglasses and accessorized her look with multiple bracelets. Had a diamond necklace.

The forty two year old actress, who boast two point eight million Instagram followers, capture on the post Sandy. Interesting comment by Joe Rogan on his podcast last week, he floated the conspiracy theory that Tim Dillon is not gay. Rogan said, it’s funny because a lot of people think Tim is not gay. They think it’s a scam. Krista Stephano kept warning about it, and Joe Rogan said it’s a scam.

Rogan added that it’s like a free pass that some people have to get out of jail for joking about topics most people can’t even touch. Rogan said, well, so it’s like he gives them to get out of jail free pass. Oh my god, there’s so many things he can make fun of that we can’t even touch. Fascinating from the review, West Michigan Beat Holmes welcome the pandemic relax some logic behind what Pete was saying. Pete told Review West Michigan there was a Daniel’s Toss joke where he was like, I don’t want to die.

I want all of us to die when he’s talking about the end of the world. And what I took from that joke is I didn’t want to take a break from stand up. I wanted all of us to take a break from stand up, and that’s what I got. He discussed his failed at CBS sitcom How We Roll. Pete said it was one of my favorite show basiness experiences, just because when I was a kid, being a success, like dreaming about being comedian, meant you would have a multicam sitcom.

And what I learned from the process is I always thought I want to do something that was hip, and I did crashing was hip, But it turns out I just love being with people creating something and it doesn’t have to be super cool to be super fun. His current tour is called Where We Were. Pete says, I’m forty three. I remember what stand up was like before the Internet, but now because it’s possible to find your very specific stamp, it’s easier. You know, there’s podcasting, there’s clips online, there’s specials.

You don’t have to catch them on HBO at eight o’clock on some specific Friday. You can watch them whenever you want. By virtually the information being so accessible now, comedians can get more and more specific whatever their interests are. When I find spiritual or unitive about doing stand up is that a bunch of individuals show up and they become an audience. So they merge in on one thing, and then a good performer.

And this is what I try to do, is merge with that merger, and then there’s a second merging of the performer and the audience. And I think it’s a spiritual thing. We all came in separate, then we sort of spend time together. And I sometimes joke, it’s so interesting how quickly we’ve become an us. He’d added, I always get super depressed when I see something in like a world market, like a wooden sign that says laugh once a day or something like that, and I’m like, that’s way too low.

So it’s a good reminder, but I think it’s just a good place to start with the low times in my life. I’ve been carried through by friends, and what that means is by people that have come around and come into my life and reminded me to laugh. Heed Holmes is at the Fountain Street Church in Grand Rapids tonight, seven o’clock tickets thirty five bucks. I feel like what I do here. There are two ways support the show.

One go to buy meacoffee dot com slash Daily Common News. You can throw some money in the tip jar. I’ll take your money. I’ll go to the National Donors chain and I’ll get myself a large eyed coffee with caramel and milk. The other thing you can do if you load the show on Apple Podcasts, they will put this option under your nose.

You can become a premium subscriber and for five bucks a month you get the episodes ad free and a little bit early, usually around four pm Eastern the night before if you know what I mean, and the weekend episodes are usually there for you. On Friday morning, Eric shot me a no to low Eric Eric wrote, Hey, Jennymick, love what you do. Haven’t earning mentioned of this? One? Pretty solid lineup for Idaho Home of Ryan Hamilton.

I used to do a comedy showing community radio here in Salt Lake City and now cover comedy for our local affairs program. Wait, he wrote SLC, I just translated that to Salt Lake City. Is there like SLC Idaho? I don’t want to get in trouble with Ryan Hamilton’s and his posse. I’m googling SLC Idaho.

Maybe I don’t know something. Nope, you know what happens. If you google SLC Idaho flights. You just get the price of flights from Salt Lake City airport code SLC two Idaho Falls, Ida expedius as one hundred and sixty nine bucks. That feels like a lot.

Should we just drive it? You know, I’m from the East coast, so I think everything’s two hours away. Let’s see Salt Lake City to Idaho Falls three hours two minutes. Yeah, why would we pay one hundred and sixty nine bucks? Let’s hop on the I fifteen anyway.

I digress. Eric said, I weeze little press pass for tree Fort and plan on seeing Wade too much comedy. Really excited for Shane tourists. Thanks for what you do, and he sent me a link. So let’s talk about the tree Fort Music Fest.

March twenty third, to the twenty sixth Are you telling me I get to do one, two, three, four more days of Idaho jokes later this month? Dude, I’m in considerate bookmarked WHOA I’m looking at the bottom here, it says, line up tignasar A waitlist, news and schedule. Let’s click on tignatar A waylist. What’s going on here? M air table says the private share link you tried to reach is not available.

The owner of this base may have unshared or deleted it. Please contact them. WHOA? Is there like a secret TIGNATARO show that we can’t get into? So I’ve clicked over to schedule, it says tignazorow late show added back to mac show is added by popular demand.

Get ready to laugh twice as hard as Tigna Sorrow’s added a second comedy fort show. Among the comedians Tigna Sorrow, I think we discussed that already Matt Besser, Shane Torrez, Jessica Keenan, Johnny Taylor, Todd Basil, Maureen Ferguson, Brian Bixby, Jake Silberman, and Sophia Javet. Now, if we’re having a comedy festival in Idaho, I think we’re missing a pretty big idahoan. Where’s Ryan Hamilton’s what’s he doing? Why isn’t he going?

Ryan Hamilton’s not even touring in late March. He’s in Rexburg, Idaho on Friday. I actually have a story about that. Then April seventh and the eighth, he’s opening for Jerry sitheld Oft the Beacon in New York. So he’s got a little gap there some of those other dates.

Case you’re curious about the Ryan Hamilton because he is the hottest comedian on Daily Comedy News. He’s us playing Irvine, Reading, Fort Lauderdale, Key West, Durham, Wilmington, Oklahoma City, the one in Oklahoma, Hattiesburg, and Minneapolis. I guess he feels like he just played Rexburg, Idaho this week. He doesn’t need to play Idaho twice. Who knows.

Sounds like a great festival. Eric, thank you for the note, and I’m gonna put that in the calendar to talk about when it rolls around later this month.

Speaking of recurring bits, if you’re a long time listener, you are well fami…

Now, if you’re a new listener, let me ask you two questions here one, have you ever seen Bob’s Burgers. I’m not asking you if you’ve seen Bob’s Burger’s drawings. You clearly have. I’m not asking you if you’ve seen Bob’s Burger’s drawings on a T shirt or something merch, I have no doubt. But if you’ve ever actually seen the show, have you just heard Joe Buck talk about it during football games saying something like, coming up after the game, it’s an all new Simpsons, and then Bob’s Burgers.

And then by the time eight o’clock rolls around, you’re over watching al Michaels on Sunday Night football. And I know both Joe and al Michaels have moved on. But that’s not the bit. The bit is the way I just phrased it. That’s how the classic bit goes.

So I don’t think there is actually a Bob’s Burger show. I’ve never seen it.

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Now here’s my second question to you, a new listener.

Have you ever met anyone who has seen Bob’s Burgers? Like in your life? Has anybody ever gone, hey, you see Bob’s Burgers last night? They have it? So here’s my theory.

Fox promotes it, but they don’t actually make it. They just kind of sign off and run the national anthem or something because they know you’re watching football over there without michaels I get that he’s moved on to go with the joke, so they just have a test pattern up or the national anthem or an American flaglowing in the wind. They don’t bother making Bob’s Burgers, but they sell merch because you think it’s cool. But I don’t think the show exists. Well, supposedly this weekend they’re doing a crossover between The Simpsons and Family Guy, which definitely both exist, and Bob’s Burgers.

They even shared a clip. In the clip, Peter Griffin is avoiding his annoying wife Lois all the way to their leading show, finding Homer waiting for him. Notice none of that mentioned bombs Burgers. Speaking to e W, Family Guy co showrunner Richapelle said, even folks as jaded as Hollywood sitcom writers get a thrill seeing them together in the same scene. It’s the same sort of excitement you feel when a Chicago policeman and a Chicago fireman, or in the same scene on a Chicago themed program.

We’ll see speaking of Animation, Dan Horman, you know the guy that created Community and Rick and Morty’s. We’re going to pay attention to him, right. He’s got an animated comedy coming to Fox, this one called Kropopolis. It has not yet aired, and it’s already been renewed for two more seasons. Is this another one of those Fox animation scams?

Yeah, we’re crushing it. We’ve got Bob’s Burgers, We’ve got three seasons of Populus, just asked Dan Harmon. The cast is pretty good. Richard Ayoade you know him from the IT crowd, Hannah Wattingham, you know her from Ted Last And Matt Berry from the Toast of London. Oh my, that’s a killer cast.

The show set in ancient Grease. I’m tempted to go in a half ass Matt Berry here despite the old world get up, turns out as ancient Greece has a lot of similarities to present day. They asked the Fox Suit, Hey, why three seasons? You haven’t even aired it yet. Fox Suit said, I think the third season pickup really speaks to our commitment to the show and frankly, the quality of the series.

It’s hilarious, and Dan Harmon is such a unique voice and so talented. Doing a comedy set in ancient Greece has been a passion of his for a long time. Yeah, animation is a huge priority for us. We have a fantastic legacy and we’re taking on the exciting challenge of continuing that legacy. And it really starts with a voice like Dan Hormon.

All right, fox Suit, how much have you seen of season one? Fox Suit said, We’ve seen several colors and many animatics, and we have a jump start on the scripts ready for season three. In other words, it doesn’t actually exist, kind of like say with me, everybody on three two one Bob’s Burgers, things were playing along. There’s something unique about the series in a way that when we get it in the colors around the office, there’s an excitement to see the next episode. That’s contagious.

So in the other seats and I we’re thinking about are we bear to jump out of season three? It was really a no brainer. All right, fox Suit, is this adults animation? Fox Suit gave a very corporate answer. We’re a broadcast network with a wide reach, and I think Carpopoulos is a series that has a type of humor that can be enjoyed on many levels, no matter where you’re from or what your background or your sense of humor.

It really is unique.

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And then I think a wide audience is going to be really able to connect with it.

My snark aside, I’m guessing they’re holding this back for the fall. There’s a writer strike coming into Hollywood, so I think networks are like, hmm, do we need to run this in April or should we hold on to it in case we don’t have anything else? So I’m guessing that’s why they’re holding this Back’s Dan Harmon, I’m all over it, can’t wait. I can’t wait, but I’ll still watch it. That’s your comedy news for today.

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The Shark Deck. I’m Jenny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. I thought I was done with the Chris Rock special, just wanted him move on, But boy, you know I love a good fight. A source told et online Will Smith is embarrassed and hurt by what Chris said about him and his family and the Netflix special. Will didn’t watch it, but he had people tell him what Chris said.

It’s everywhere when you look online and on social media. Will and Jada have seen comments about it. The source added, We’ll apologize to Chris and would like for Chris to let it go. Will has worked on himself and he’s banned by the oscars for ten years. He feels like that’s enough and wants Chris to move on so that he and everybody else can too.

The source also told eats he that Will Smith is upset that Netflix gave Rock this platform to express his views. Will’s also upset that Netflix was part of this and thinks Chris insulting Jada again is below the belt. He’s upset that Netflix gave Chris this platform to share these messages and thinks it’s distasteful.

Meanwhile, a different source on the Chris Rock side said, Rock said everythi…

It was funny, self deprecating and thought provoking. Now Chris is ready to move on. Deal hugely posted a clip of Chris Rock Special. Under that clip, Leslie Jones left a scathing response to one commenter, Right, so we’re following here, there’s a special deal. Hugley posts a clip.

Leslie Jones reacts to somebody commenting about the clip. The comment from the non famous person was, you gotta let stuff go at some point in your life. This is how young brothers get killed in the streets talking about something that happened a year ago, setting a terrible example. Leslie Jones chimed in and said, y’all forgot. He got slapped in front of the world.

YO, his kids, his mom up, hears everyone. I know how you all mother effers would handle that. And he’s a comedian. This is his way of expressing it. If he’s sang, he would write a song because it’s a painful thing that happened.

Y’all act like you would be righteous. You were hypocrites. Shut the f up and go sit down. The special caught the attention of hashtag Oscar’s so White creator, April rereen. April said, lots of folks were waiting to see if Chris would say Jade’s name during Chris Rock Live.

Hey didn’t, but he did call her a bit, and that seems just as bad, if not worse, to me. He knew what he was doing. It wasn’t weird but intentional. Chris could have picked and sold out any city in America he wanted to be in Jade’s hometown. Deal.

Hughley called Rock’s performance brilliantly executed and said, if you love comedy, if you’re student of the art, if you’re one of the few remaining people that allow for creative expression, then you walked away from this with the same sentiment. Side note, this happened to him to Chris, and the entire world got to weigh in and talk trash and make jokes and should would have could have the whole damn thing to death. Other comedians of bits about it. It was an opener for most of us. The one person he never heard from about it was Chris.

So now that he decides to address it on his time, people have the audacity to say he’s bitter, Why is he’s still talking about it? Let it go? We’re the best one we’ve moved on, so you’ve got to speak on it, but he can’t. Y’all are straight FF and trip. Congratulations Chris Rock.

You did the damn thing. I’m gonna jump in here, don’t I disagree, mister Hugley. I feel like the entire world was like, Chris, we want to hear from you on this. That was one of my challenges with the special that he made us wait sixty one minutes. We wanted to hear from Chris on this.

I’ve got the download numbers. Nobody was saying move on, so I don’t know where that is coming from. Everybody wanted to hear from Chris Rock. Was the special a master class in comedy? I don’t think so.

As I’ve said several times this week and my humble, unpopular opinion, I think the special was missequenced and Will Smiths stuff should have been about the twenty minute mark, and the Megan Markel stuff was stronger. But Chris Rock is a goat and I’m an idiot in abasement on the podcast what do I Know? Whoopy Goldberg is a famous comedian. She said Chris Rock’s ability to say what he sees is great, and you know what, this situation is never going to find a really good way to calm down. It’s just not there’s no justification for what happened.

What bees on the board of governors for the academy. So she’s one of the people that suspended him for ten years, right. Her theory on all this was I think it was a lot of other stuff probably built up. I think it one of those moments where it was just like, just stop, I get it. Not everybody asked the way would like them too.

Under pressure, some people just snap and he snapped quick stop. At Gossip Corner beat david Send likely not to face any charges after crashing into a home in Beverly Hills over the weekend. This from KABC. The report Pete Davidson was reportedly with his girlfriend. I like how they to say with his girlfriend, as if like you know, oh, we all know who his girlfriend is.

He has many girlfriends, As if you pay attention to Gossip Corner, this girlfriend doesn’t seem to be famous. The KABC article did not name checker. Davidson was poorly with his girlfriend and allegedly behind the wheel of a Mercedes when he lost control. The vehicle ran over a fire hydrant and crashed into the side of a house. Shouldn’t this be a rigor story?

Davidson was not arrested, according to Beverly Hills Police, and faces no charges as of right now. The important thing is it sounds like nobody was hurt. Quick note on Saturday Night Live. I apologize, Dear Travis Kelsey. I apologize.

I thought it was insane that you were going to host Saturday Night Live. I was wrong. You were really good, you were really charismatic. And I was texting my cousin He’s already John seen a good. Cousin wrote back and said cast him in Fast and Furies twelve.

I agree, Travis Kelsey has a tremendous career ahead of him, mister Kelsey, I humbly apologize. During the Chris Rock pregame show, Netflix teased the Netflix as a Joke Comedy special returning. What I missed at the moment was they didn’t announce one for this summer. They announced it for twenty twenty four. Netflix Is a Joke will officially return to La May second to May fourteen, twenty twenty four.

Is There a Netflix as a Joke Festival this summer, No Schorto reviewed Just for Laughs London, and this first part really spoke to me. They wrote, it’s a tough job launching a comedy festival in London given the city as hundreds of gigs a week anyway, whereas Just for Laughs absolutely dominates downtown Montreal for a couple of weeks in July, you could easily be in London and be entirely unaware it was on. That’s how I feel about the New York City Comedy Festival. It just comes and goes. But New York, there’s so much going on here that you don’t even notice the festival unless you’re part of the festival.

So it sounds like the same thing happened in London, Chordo continues. In fact, you could even be at the O two Complex and Greenwich where it all happened and be aware. Giant ads are just as likely to be promoting Mickey flannagannder Peter Kay’s forthcoming gigs, which were not part of the festival. Floor level tickets were in ninety pounds, although one fan tweeted that he got his for the price of coffee and a cake, suggesting not everyone paid full price. They reviewed a whole bunch of the shows, so that’s on chortle if you want to read that.

One show they liked, in particular Craig Robinson. He did a late night music and comedy mash up. But the reviewer said, I had a full road to myself and it was only wrote g shamed. So many missed a delightful party. Wow that sounds rough.

Sunday Night, Two New Faces of Comedy showcases, one of the hottest tickets and most prestigious gigs of the Montreal event in London was built as a place to see the future stars of the comedy circuit, although it’s definition of new Faces stretched to Shazia Mirza, now in her twenty third year as a stand up yikes. But the reviewer wrote, in London, I was told no, in certain terms, was just an audition, a new act event that should not be reviewed, and I should never have been given a ticket for not that the people who paid twelve fifty first seat had any indication this was anything but a normal game. So under sufferance, I can give you no review, but I will say the standouts where Josh Clank, with his unfailing commitment to silly unredictable comedy and Alison Spittle with her gloriously graphic but cheerfully delivered description of getting a contraceptive coil fitted perfect material for two PM on a Sunday, and the reviewer did hit the wrestling that was the show. I was obsessed with Silts dive in here a bald, brash and stupid spectacle guarantee the close the festival in an impressive style that not all the preceding four days lived up to. The wrestling offers a freeing sense that anything goes, both from the loose improval of the night to the ridiculously overblown characatures battling in good and evil.

Where else could you hear the phrase smash her disabled head in and have it not be a hate crime? Wow? Then came the first unscheduled match with a surprize guest, Gregg the Taskmaster. Davies took on reigning champ a Rosy Daddy Jones. Jones cheated her way to retaining her belt, only to retire hurt from the climactic eightweight battle Royale.

It was to decide the twenty twenty three title. In the main event, Alex the Raging Horn entered on a longboat the ringfluencer Abby Clark with her social media team Phil Phil Wang Wang in the revealing Bruce Lee jumpsuit. He war on Taskmaster and Pro’s Karen Noir, Las Si Clona and arch Heel, The Prince of Mumbai Rishi Ghosh Plust the comedy highlight of about Glenn Morgue as a cryogenically frozen nineteen seventies Tory MP defrosted by his manager, the very right wing comedian Joe Lysatz, chaos ensued, Clark performed a daring, high stakes die through the ropes. Wang was slammed from the ropes into a ringside table and stretchered away and Lycett revealed himself not to be a right wing comedian at all and turned against his capitalist charge. That sounds like a great time.

Despite crashing out so dramatically, Wang made a Lazarus like comeback against the advice of medic Mark Silcox, and ultimately he took the title while Phil Wang won the wrestling. That’s awesome. I would love to see one of those shows. That sounds like so much fun, The Guardian added, were we to judge by eight cast and Kumar’s running joke about low ticket sales for Saturday’s flagship event, The Q and A with Ryan Reynolds. The twenty twenty three edition has been only a qualified success m too bad.

Meanwhile, Moontower added even more comedians Moontower in Austin April twelfth. Through the twenty third they have added Howie Mandel makes sense. He’s like the big boss at Just for Laughs, Andrew Dismukes, Andrea Ginn, Kate Willett, Brendan Sagalow, Natalie Palamedes, Elizabeth Spears, and dream Horse. I feel like what I do here. You can go to buy meacoffee dot com slash Daily Comedy News.

I think you might have to get me a hot coffee today. I’m starting to feel like I’m getting a cold, and hopefully it’s just a cold. Yikes, mimycoffee dot com, slash Daily Comedy News. Donald Glover was at the twenty twenty three Writers Guild Awards in New York City Sunday night. He got in a joke about Chevy Chase.

Atlanta Executive producer Phil Simms was there to receive an honorary award. The award is named after former SNL writer Herb Sergeant, who came up with the chevy Chase hosted Weekend Update. Glover said chevy Chase once called Herb one of the funniest writers working in televis chevy Chase once called me, you know what this is about. Paul Marlon Wayne spoke to The Hollywood Reporter about his relationship with Will Smith. Marlan said he hit Will Smith up and said, congrats on your oscar, But brother, I want you to go to therapy seven hours of therapy on Monday, because you’ve got some unpacking to do.

That’s exactly what I said. I don’t think you should bury him and cancel him and all that. I think he’s dealing with it enough on his own time. But yeah, the very thing he’s trying to race. Now you’re gonna have to deal with it for the rest of your life.

You just made it bigger. Now it’s about how you process this to do whatever you need for healing personally. Same with Chris. One day they’ll get together and hopefully resolve this because we can laugh at it now, we can put it behind us at some point. But for me, we got to look at our heroes and be like, hey, let’s stop the cancel culture for a second.

How about we get this brother some help. Are you in therapy because we don’t take care of our mental health the way we need to, especially Black people, we don’t do that. I go to therapy two times a week. This is for my own sanity because I deal with it a lot. We deal with a lot.

We have to act like we’re not hurting. My mama died, I’m still dealing with the trauma that and that was three years ago. We near these idols in people’s eyes. We don’t have any license to fail. And he saw that man fail.

It can happen at any and every one of us under these pressures. He had the worst moment on the best day of his life. He also talked about the current state of comedy, cancel culture and whatnot. He said, everybody’s got an opinion on it. I don’t like where society’s going.

But I will say, just like Chappelle said, as a comedian, you have to draw a line and be unapologetic. I’m sorry you’re hurting, but I’m not sorry. I told that joke because it’s your opinion, so we could tell the same jokes. But my opinion through my experience maybe different than a different community. Mine comes from a more sensitive place depending on the topic than somebody not aware or not in that community, or that topic isn’t of interest.

They’re gonna be a lot more callous with their jokes. But it’s comedy. That’s what our job is now. Our job is to tell jokes period. Some we’re gonna win, some we’re gonna lose.

We just watched it globally. For comedian they tell jokes. What we do for a living. You can’t be mad at that. It’s kind of like if Will’s in an action movie and he’s finding some people in the Middle East and Middle Eastern people get mad at him.

What do you have that guy like that? It’s a movie. It’s what I’m supposed to do. He was the bad guy. As comedians, all we’re trying to do is make light of whatever we see in front of us, and sometimes you crack the wrong joke.

And good news if you’re in Ukraine, Comedy Central has been added to a list of TV channels distributed by the Ukrainian media group one plus one. Unfortunately, this replaces Paramount Comedy, but you can now watch Comedy Central in Ukraine Axana Petrishon is the general producer of the TET TV channel and Comedy Central and said the contents of the Comedy Central TV channel has been proven over the years and it’s made Ukrainians fall in love with it. Therefore, the launch of the TV channels a response to the request of viewers who more than ever need positive and life affirming content. Metro Comedy is for today. Follow show for free on Apple, Podcast, Spotify, YouTube, wherever you get your shows.

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The Shark Deck. It’s Women’s History Month. I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Jimmy Fallon said, yeah, remember behind every great woman is a man, loudly repeating her ideas. Kimmel went with Women’s History Months started as Women’s History Week back in nineteen eighty two, and then somebody thought, you know, hey, women should probably get more time than sharks.

On the Discovery Channel, Jay Leno was on Kelly Clarkson. You may recall Jay had a couple accidents back to back. How’s Leno looking well? He joked, for the second time in my career, I am the new face of comedy. Jim Gaffigan was on the Today Show.

He’s out promoting that movie, and he said, now that he’said dad, he has flashbacks of his adolescent ears and like most teens, remembers thinking his parents were clueless. Jim said, you view your parents, these people that don’t know what they’re doing. They have nothing to offer their burden in my life, he feels the pandemic left its mark not only on Jim’s kids, but children in general, saying it was really really devastating, particularly for teens. Jim said, there’s a lot of problems that they deal with that other generations didn’t necessarily have to deal with. It’s so much easier to exist now with no empathy virtually, so people would say nasty things and they don’t see the reflection on someone’s face or how they’re processing it.

Jim’s going to go back out on the road with his current tour, Dark Pale. It’s his tenth hour, and he said, so there’s the creating and rewriting and filling in the holes of developing the material. You have to travel to do comedy. If I do too much, then I’m missing out on other things. But when I do stand up in the city, I could have dinner with my kids, which I think is a luxury from here.

The headline Vegan comedian Tiknazarosh headline Comedy for the Animals, March twelve. This sounds cool. I love comedy show featuring all vegan comics. Comedy for the Animals co creator Scott Sevens told Vege out your home for comedy news. Comedy for the Animals exist to be a community building an animal rights activism supporting brand.

To that end, we donate a portion of each show’s profits to a different charity. We don’t select the charities ourselves. That choice is given exclusively to the headliner of each show. Our headliners do the show because they love the animals, believe in supporting animal rights activists, and have a charity they care about that they select for that show. The first comedy for the Animals Show took place in November.

Plant based comedians Mike Kaplan, Who’s fantastic, April water Shide and ash t I’m not familiar with them performed routines. This time they have tig Nazaro, and the article reminds us that tig Nataro was listened as one of the fifty best stand up comics of all time by Rolling Stone. I haven’t dove in on that list in a while. I might have to go back and revisit that. I’m pretty sure during the pandemic, when you know, there was less stuff to talk about because nobody who’s doing anything.

I covered that, but I might have to go in and take a second look at that. It’s Tigg in the top fifty. Yeah, I don’t know if she’s got to be like forty six, forty seven? Should we look? Let’s look hold on, all right?

This is from twenty seventeen. I think I’ll do another weekend episode soon recommenting on this, but let’s take a look real quick. Fifty one to Sykes forty nine, is Zis, Yeah, you want to revisit that? Five years later? Forty eight, Margaret Show Sorry six years later forty seven, Elane Boozler forty six, Reggie Watts come on, no, No, come on forty five, Freddie Prinz forty four, Russell Peters forty three, Amy Schumer forty two, Phillis Diller forty one, Bernie mac cheeze.

Where do they have tig? I’m not gonna read the whole list because I’ll spoil the thing. I’m scrolling down here. Where do you guys have tig? Are you?

This is insane? Some of the names I’ve scrolled past already. Thirty five, Yeah, Patton Oswalt’s thirty four and curious. All right, I’m now inspired. That’s going to be some weekend filler coming up.

I haven’t needed filler in like, seriously, over a year. I think last January was the time that I blatantly just did filler. There’s been a lot to talk about. I don’t know if you’ve heard Will Smith slapped Chris Rock. That kind of set off a year of comedy between him and Dave’s Chappelle.

There’s always something to talk about. Comedy for the Animals present, Stignet Sorrow. Sunday Mart’s twelfth, two PM at Dynasty Typewriter in La Bert Kreisher was on Pardon My Teak and they asked him do you still own Hitler’s Tea cup? Do you know about this? Bert Kreisher and Sam Segura keep one upping each other with birthday gifts.

Bert tells the story, so the last time around, Sigura was trying to find something more expensive than a Reese car. Sigoura calls Kreisher and says, hey, man, can we rethink this birthday thing? I don’t know what to get you, and I’m like, it’s stressing me out. He’s like, send me a wish list. So he sent a wish list and it was like a ranch house.

Price point had to be in six figures.

And then I was getting anxiety about his birthday and I was like, this is rid…

So I said, why don’t we just make it fun? The price doesn’t matter, just make it fun. Make it something that’ll make us laugh and make it good for the podcast. And he was like great.

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And then he said to me, I got your present.

I think you’d be so excited. I know you’re in a history. Graisher says, everyone knows I’m really in a Winston Churchill like he’s my guy. I celebrate Winston Churchill’s Day every January twenty fourth or twenty fifth, and I live like he did for one day. I wake up with a soft Scotch, a cigar, eggs, toast, coffee, orange juice, jam, fruit, bacon, the whole thing in bed.

I stay in bed for about three hours, drinking and smoking and reading a paper, taking meetings. I had my whole team in there this year. Three hours. Then I take a bath, I have some champagne. I drink all day my party, and I end the night with another scar some brandy.

So Sagora brings out a cup. He says, I got you this, and I think, oh, he got me Winston Churchill’s tea. I was like, this guy knows me so much, he’s better than my wife. And I grab it and he says there’s a ninety nine percent chance that Hitler had drank from that cup. Happy birthday, buddy, and I’m like what and he goes, yeah, that’s Hitler’s tea cup.

I can’t stop laughing. I’m like, this is the worst gift ever. And he’s like, but I know you like history. So like two weeks later we’ve released the podcast. It’s after my birthday.

My sister calls me and says, hey, can you drive a skateboard over at my house? I go yeah, So I get on my electric bike with a skateboard. I ride by a synagogue down the street from my house. As I do it, my bike dies. My electric bike dies.

I don’t know if you ever tried to peddle an electric bike. They go really slow. So now I’m peddling an electric bike past the synagogue. I see a Jewish family, hacetic Jewish orthodoxygen was walking towards me. They get out of the bike lane into like where the cars are parked, and the dad says, have a great day, man.

I say you too, and he goes, I love your stuff and he goes, what, Bert, I love your stuff? Man, You make me laugh every day. So now we’re going slow enough where we can have this conversation. I get passed him and he goes, hey, man, Hitler’s teacup killed me, and I’m like, that did not just happen. So I have a whole bunch of podcasts, as you know, I’m the writer on Palace Intrigue.

Then that’s the podcast about the British royal family where we kind of make fun of Megan Markle. Now did we set out to just make fun of Megan Markle? We did not. I just wanted to do something that was like The Crown in real time, and then Meg’s it happened. And I do get the download numbers.

And I’m telling you, if I put in the episode title Kate Middleton blah blah blah, I get fewer downloads than if I write Harry and Megan insert anything here, Harry and Megan. They move the numbers, just like on this podcast very openly, maybe twice a week talk about Joe Rogan just to get more downloads. So that’s one of them five good news stories you’ve heard the promos. I’ve been playing that in the post role on this podcast a lot. So that’s twice a week where I talk about five good news stories.

Then I have this casual travel podcast that what I do is I go places sometimes and I bring the portable recorder. I got it sitting here right on the table next to my laptop and a record. Just you know what I’m doing. Not claiming to be Anthony Bourdaine, not claiming to be Rick Steves. I’m a dude in a car with a portable recorder and a go places.

So the new season starts today, Season three of Travel Is Back. Is the name of the podcast, Travel Is Back, and it’s my Key West road trip about it. A month ago, three weeks ago, I went down to Key West with my daughter for the weekend. So we drove from Miami to Key West, hung out and Key West at the beaches, did the bars two nights, went to this great Cuban place. Then on the way back we hit the Everglades and I got too close to an alligator and I got yelled at by the nice volunteer lady there.

So check out Travel is Back wherever you get your shows A true story. As soon as I finished recording yesterday’s podcast with the whole Ryan Hamilton’s thing at the top there, the next thing is I recorded the Weekly Comedy Thing. The Weekly Comedy Thing is a show I host for the Live one app. The app is free, the show is free. What the Weekly Comedy Thing is, it’s the forerunner of this podcast.

So there. I’m more of a DJ type, so I can talk for about thirty seconds to a minute and then I throw it to a bit. So that big Jim Gaffigan story that I just did, I would do the twenty second version of that and then play a Jim Gaffigan bit. So that’s the Weekly Comedy Thing on Live one, if you want to check that out. I recorded this podcast and then I went to record the Weekly Comedy Thing and I was introducing true story, not making it up, not doing a bit.

I was introducing Canadian comedian Ryan Bellville, and as I did it, I misspoke and called him Ryan Hamilton. Now luckily I caught it, and I was like, huh, maybe that’s what’s in my brain, although I don’t think so, because I know who Ryan Bellville is. I mean, I know who Ryan Hamilton is. I just don’t know where he’s from. He’s from what Idaho?

Anyway, I went on chat GPTC and I asked the AI, Hey, what’s the difference between Ryan Hamilton and Ryan Bellville? And the chatbot tells me Ryan Hamilton and Ryan Bellville are both comedians, but they have different backgrounds and comedic styles. Ryan Hamilton is an American comedian from Idaho. Thank you, Chatbot. He’s known for his clean, observational humor that focuses on everyday life experiences.

His comedy is often compared to that of Jerry Seinfeld. See I said that yesterday. Ryan Bellville, who is not Ryan Hamilton, is not from Idaho. Ryan Bellville is a Canadian comedian from Ontario. He is known for his irreverent, high energy comedy that often incorporates physical humor and impressions.

Bellville is fantastic. I saw him in Toronto. Anytime i’d talk to y’all about comedy festivals, you hear me say, go see the locals, Go see the smaller shows. The example I often use is, if you want to see Chris Rock, wait long enough, he’ll show up on Netflix, sometimes even live. So if you go all the way to JFL Toronto, you don’t need to see Chris Rock in Toronto.

You can see Chris Rocks some other way. Go see the low people. So one night I saw Ryan Belleville and he was awesome. Chat GPT reminds me. In summary, While both Ryan Hamilton and Ryan Bellville are comedians, they have different comedic styles and come from different backgrounds.

Hamilton is known for clean, observational humor, while Belleville’s comedy is more irreverent and physical. Ryan Hamilton is of course from Idaho, Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee. They’re going on tour thirty two cities from April until June. It kicks off April twelfth in Oklahoma City. Other cities include Detroit, Atlanta, Seattle, and their final gig will be June twenty fifteen.

Mun Hall Where is Munhall? So? I tied Munhall into Google? What’s coming up? Is Munhall as a borough in Allegheny County, Pennsylvania.

It appears to be a suburb of Pittsburgh, with a population of ten eight hundred and twenty seven. The Guardian caught up with Miranda Hart. Can you recall a gig so bad it’s now funny? She said, I remember doing a sketch show that I found funny at the time. There were about fifteen people at a three hundred seater and stony silence the entire way through.

I know whether to just stop. I had to go in the audience for a sketch and sit on a man’s lap flirtatiously, and when I did, he just said no thanks and besting on as somebody else. Best heckle, you’re not as tall in real life. You don’t know quite what to do with that. Best advice, worst advice, Best the Divine Deborah Francis White one set in a workshop I did with her, Don’t fear your obvious or joker in idea can seem so obvious to you that you might fear it not worthy, but it’s only obvious to you, so it’s still unique.

I wonder her thoughts on beating to death. Ryan Hamilton is from Idaho. What’s the worst advice? It’s all very well, being a bit funny, but you can’t make a living out of it. Actually, it ended up being the best advice, as I wanted to prove them wrong.

And I’ll leave you with this visual from Miranda Hart any pre show rituals her answer a banana and a pooh. You’re welcome. I know you’re thinking about it. You’re very welcome. That’s your comedy news for today.

Follow the show for free on Apple Podcast Spotify YouTube, see tomorrow. Who doesn’t like vacations? Do you need some inspiration for your next road trip? Are you excited to get out there and explore the world again? Hi, I’m Johnny Mac.

My podcast is called Travel is Back. Travel is Back is travel for regular people. We hop in the car with like coach views or miles. We eat at normal places, we stay at normal places. So what I do is I hop in the car and I grab my portable recorder and I go somewhere.

Season three kicks off of the road trip to Key West. You can check out the back catalog. There are popular episodes covered Chicago, Nashville, Vancouver, Seattle, a whole bunch more Travel is Back road trips or regular people. Follow show on Apple podcast or wherever you get your shows. These are quick, these are casual, and it’s for regular people.

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The Shark Deck. I’m Johnny Max. I’m quick house cleaning here. If you’re just downloading the feed on Monday, this is a bonus episode where I will react to the Chris Rock reactions. I’ll lower in the feed.

You’ll find the normal Monday episode, which has no Chris Rock stuff. Before that, you’ll find my rapid reaction that I recorded Saturday night right after watching Chris Rock, and then you’ll also find the normal Sunday episodes. So you might have four episodes in your feed this morning, depending on how often you check in.

Also while doing house cleaning.

If I sound a little different, I’m using my brand new portable setup that I brought with me. I’m recording this on Sunday afternoon, around four pm while sitting in a car at the soccer tournament. And I’ve been thinking a lot about the Chris Rock Special and I’m going to stick to my guns here that the first half was pretty good. The strongest part of the special was the Megan Markel stuff, and the second half really lagged and the closer was okay. I’m taking some heat from people’s specific on YouTube who did not enjoy my review, but as we go through here, and see some other reviews, I might not be that crazy.

Let’s start with Jason Zinoman. He writes for The New York Times, and I have a lot of respect for Jason, who wrote at fifty eight. Chris Rock is one of our greatest stand ups, A perfectionist whose material, once it appeared in a special, always displayed a meticulous sense of control. He lost it here, purposely flashing anger as he insulted Will Smith, offering a theory of the case of what really happened at Academy Awards after he made a joke about Jada Pinket Smith’s hair, and in what will be the most controversial part of the set, laid much of the blame on her. A commanding theater performer who sets up bits as well as anyone, Chris Rock picked up momentum midway through Yeah, I felt about ten minutes, and he found his groove, while always hinting at Smith material to come, with a reoccurring refrain of poking fun at Snoop Dogg and Jay Z before making clear it’s just for fun.

His recurring joke, last thing I need is another mad rapper. Another running theme is his contempt for victimhood His jokes about Megan Markel are very funny, mocking her surprise that the Royal family is racist them its originators, the sugar Hill Gang of Racism. There’s a comic nastiness to Rock’s insults, some of which is studied, but other times appeared to be the product of his own bottled up anger. In this special, Chris Rock seemed more raw than usual, sloppier, cursing more often and less precisely. This was a side of him he hadn’t seen before.

The way his fury became directed at Pinkett Smith makes you wonder if this was also kind of a displacement. USA Today was not as kind their headline. Perhaps Chris Rock should have titled his new Netflix special Get off My Lawn. Wow. They wrote, that’s the tone Rock presented in Selective Outrage.

He’s crotchety, he’s mean, he’s predictable and boring. Like many of the biggest comedians of Generation X, Rock started sounding like the guy at the end of the box, screaming about kids these days in Outrage, a flimsy, flaccid special that gained nothing from being live other than providing publicity for Netflix. The problem is not that Rock made jokes about young people, are transgender people are women or duchess Megan, it’s that he made bad jokes about them. He doesn’t have to like the people he talks about. Heck, he doesn’t have to like anyone.

But if he’s going to spend five minutes on a bit about what might happen if one of his parents was transgender, the punchline has to be better then. Wouldn’t that be insane? Yeah? I thought that whole segment was weak and just a weird thing to even go there. So we’re talking about another Netflix special making transgender jokes?

What is going on at Netflix USA? Titty continues. If he’s going to joke about abortion and killing babies, the punchline has to be better than children are annoying. If he’s going to joke about Jada Pinkett Smith and excessively address the Oscar slap, the punchline has to be better than calling her a gendered slur over and over again. His material was oddly outdated from start to finish, with jokes that felt five years old, covering such targets as black China, the Kardashians, and the time when people used to post sushi pictures on Instagram.

Even personal material about dating in his fifties after a divorce is so similar to his twenty eighteen special Tambourine that it feels like a bit of self plagiarism. Yikes. The Hollywood Border wrote, Netflix attempted to build a live stunt out of Rock doing stand up material he’s been doing on the road for ten months, and the only thing that would tell you the special is live, after making viewers wait sixty one minutes for the inevitable Will Smith material, was Rock effing up the joke, a joke he’s probably made around the country dozens of times. They add, it’s not judgment, by the way, to note that a comedy special is the film version of an off, repeated, highly refined stand up set. If there’s ever a comic who did an entirely improvised film special, I don’t know who it was.

But then again, there’s very rarely been a comic whose workshopped reactions to a very public event. We’re getting print today newspapers in every city he went to. Now this next section here amen on what they wrote. They wrote, Chris Rock breaks his silence on Oscar slap is a headline I’m sure you’re going to see in every website in the known universe. Yeah.

When I first started going through the reviews early on Sunday morning, I commented on Twitter that it looked like ninety five percent of the articles had been pre written, as if you just wrote the oh, Chris Rock talked about Will Smith and then filled in the particulars, almost how like obituaries in the newspaper are handled. In case you’re not hip to that, almost every celebrity’s obituary has already been written, except for the date of death and cause of death. The reporter rights the prior work shopping is how I already knew going into the special that Rock was going to make the joke about their respective differences in stature, noting that even in animation, Smith was a shark and Rock was a zebra. This is a joke he made repeatedly and nobody cares that. In Shark Tale, Smith voices a tiny little fish who hangs out with the shark.

Voice by Jack Black. Indie Wire’s headline, Chris Rock’s Selective Outrage is an hour of buzzwords seven minutes on Will Smith and nothing special ouch. They write, even though Rock threw the microphone of the ground before striding off stage. His set wasn’t really about outrage. It was about attention.

Chris Rock, who’s been a stand up, film and TV star for longer than many of us have been alive, knows all about attention. He’s gotten and when he needs it, and endured it when it’s the last thing he wants. He’s seen stand up comedy evolve from an art form that could be constrained by practicing in bars and clubs before recording your special or playing a thousand people to something that could be recorded at random and shared with the world. And the blink of an eye. He knows how to attract attention.

He’d use it to his advantage, and the finest craft scene in Selective Outrage stems from his acknowledgment and execution of that tool. In short, he spewed broadly topical keywords for an hour, betting that Elon Musk, Steph Curry, one of the Kardashians, one of the Royals, and of course Jada Pinkett Smith would respond and extend his special’s cultural life cycle. Their tweets will be retweeted, headlines will be written about those tweets, Maybe more tweets written about those headlines, and it all leads back to selective outrage. Maybe an organization will let’s do a statement condemning his blustery noting comments about abortion, transgender people of the war in Ukraine. Maybe Fox News will do a segment.

Rock said his design to hit as many divisive topics as possible, and given its wide reaching platform on Netflix, odds are extremely high that people will talk about it, at least for a little bit, and while courting indignation via persuasive buzzwords. Certainly, as an all Rock did, selective Outrage was in no way built to last. Half the jokes were obsolete before he even finished saying them five minutes on O. J. Simpson in this economy and why does everybody over the age of forty still feel the need to talk about pronouns one of his jokes.

Yeah, kind of hackey. I’m rich, but I identify as poor. My pronoun is broke any my pronoun is is just. I mean, when Roseanne bar did it, we hated it, right, Yeah, Chris, Sorry, dude. The wobbly frame and extra beats actively hurt what was already a pretty average joke toss on a crowd that seemed more bored than anxious, and certainly not loud enough to give the impression of a triumphant stand up routine.

Yeah, I did think the crowd mix was a little low. I noticed that early and then I kind of forgot about it. But that’s a good note. Selective outrage fell flat in more ways than one in theyre ads. I’ll be curious if the sound mixing is amped up in post production for the vast majority of viewers who didn’t tune in live their grade A CS.

One other comment that I saw on the Internet that I’m going to borrow here and I think makes a lot of sense in the postgame show, why did you have David Spade and Dana Carvey host it? Especially when our Seniel Hall was sitting right there. It’s kind of weird, right, all right? That’s your bonus episode against your recap. There’s a normal Monday episode in the feed.

There’s a normal Sunday episode in the feed. And I also dropped my rapid reaction to the special in the feed, so you might have three more things to listen to if you’ve heard it all. Well, I’ll meet you back here toorrow. Follow the show for free on Apple, podcast, Spotify, YouTube, wherever you get your shows. See you tomorrow.

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The Shark Deck. Somewhere in the feed, you’ll find a bonus episode talking about Chris rock special Saturday Night. Hi, I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Now we’ve got to clear something up here. All listeners to this show know where Ryan Hamilton is from.

Here, I don’t have to tell you say it. That’s right. Everybody answered Idaho. Everyone knows Ryan Hamilton is from Idaho. You’d have to be an idiot to think he’s Canadian.

You’d have to be a moron to suggest he’s from Ohio. What kind of fool would do that? Now, you may remember a couple of weeks ago I mentioned Ryan Hamilton and I said he was Canadian, and then Tom shot me a note telling me I was wrong, And then I clarified that, oh yeah, he’s not Canadian, he’s from Ohio.

And then Scott, also a friend of the show, shot a note and like, dude, you go…

He’s not from Ohio, He’s from Idaho. So Tom has shot me another note, and I told Tom would put a little spin on his text, which was written in a very friendly manner. But I’m gonna put some spin on it. Let the record show that I said in the first email in this chain that Ryan Hamilton was from Idaho, which we know Ryan Hamilton is from. He adds, I heard you say Ohio, but after checking in and make sure that I said Idaho, which we all know Ryan Hamilton is from, I decided to let it go.

Fortunately, another friend of the show held you accountable smiley face crying emoji. Tom even sent his original email, which let me read it to you verbade him correctly. This time. He wrote, Dude, Ryan Hamilton may seem Canadian, but he’s from Idaho. It’s been a big part of his stand up.

How and why I misread Idaho as Ohio? Who knows? But the only way to clear this up is I think we need to hear from Ryan Hamilton himself. Presumably Ryan knows where he’s from, So let’s check in with Ryan. I’m from Idaho.

Nobody’s disputing that I look like where I’m from, don’t. I mean, you know you don’t look at me right away and go that guy’s from Idaho. But when I say it out loud, everybody thinks that makes sense. To me, I think that guy is legit from Idaho, all right? That seems to clear it up.

Now, if you listen every day and you hear my accent, you’re like John must be from like Georgia. You probably listen next to Jeff Foxworthy. You know I’m actually from New York City, believe it or not, which sets up this next clip from Ryan. New Yorkers have no clue you know where you’re from? Idaho?

Why that’s what it feels like. Why I don’t know? That’s where I done been borns that’s why. That’s where God Dune birth me.

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And then they’ll try to connect.

They go, oh, I know it, you know it. Congratulations, it’s a state in your country. You should know it.

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And then they go, no, I know it.

This is what you tell me. It’s in the Midwest. No, it isn’t. If you’d like to watch that complete clip, you’ll find it on YouTube. Ryan Hamilton drags New Yorkers very very funny.

Do you hear the Jerry in there? Yeah, little Jerry are in there. Ryan’s fantastic end, as you know, from Idaho. Late Night, which had been slumping, is back Baby. They had a bunch of great jokes about seepack.

Now, if you don’t know what seatback is, Jimmy Kimmel explains Seepack stance for clowns periodically assembling in convention centers. Fallon says it’s basically Coachella for people who post on Facebook and all caps, and he’s actually the Conservative Political Action Conference. Kimmel said they started it with the traditional twenty one assault rifle salute and the pledge of allegiance to Donald Trump. Fallon Sepack calls itself the largest and most influential gathering of conservatives in the world. The speeches are serious, while the people trying to dance at the afterparty are hilarious.

Kimmel the conference held at the Gaylord Harbor National Resort and Convention Center, which is another reason Mike Pence doesn’t attend. Kimmel add some great panels lined up. People go to see panels like no Chinese balloons above Tennessee Sacking the Woke playbook, parents with pitchforks. Those are all real. Kimmel then tagged it with I saw parents with pitchforks at Coachella last year.

A really good band Falon and this is nice. After each speech there’ll be a QAnon I’m sorry Q and a THEO von spoke with the Boston Globe and they were like, hey, Theo von what made you start your podcast this past weekend? Back in twenty sixteen, THEO said, I walked out of Joe Rogan’s one day and I said, man, I can do this differently, and I just started in my kitchen. I started sitting there and talking, telling stories from growing up. I was at my place with Hollywood, where I was at my wits end.

Hollywood offers this diamond in the distance, come here and you’ll have a chance. But I got to Hollywood and there weren’t a lot of shows with anybody from my area with my point of view. Why don’t these people see me. They don’t want to see me. They don’t want to think there could be a poor white guy from the South who isn’t to racist and dumb and the child of ruby cheek Republicans who drinks oil at night.

They asked him if the podcast has changed his relationship with his fans. He said, it’s not like back in the day, or if you saw a celebrity on the street and you were a fan of them. The podcasting it’s different. There are fans who know you. They’re fans who’d probably become friends with.

When someone’s like, hey, man, I listen to your podcast, that puts me a totally different level with them because we probably think about some of the same stuff. It’s been a gift because I’ve had people come and say things to me that I needed to hear it that I wouldn’t have been able to orate for myself. That’s pretty cool. Whitney Cummings spoke to people about having children and she said, hey, look here’s the thing I have all the time in the world. I have biological children.

There’s no rush. I did freeze my eggs. Whitney Cummings is forty and added they have a beautiful beach front and Redondo, California. They’re on better real estate than me. I do want them to get out before the sea level rises and they flood.

But I was going to try this year to get pregnant. Interesting. If you missed Adam Sandler on his recent North American tour, who you are in luck He’s added more tour dates. I mean, who is a bigger fan of Adam Sandler’s hilarious stand up comedy and fine movies than I am. I’m online right now trying to get tickets for April thirteenth and Newark, Boy, I hope I can get in.

I’d hate to miss an Adam Sandler’s show. He’s also playing Philadelphia, Buffalo, New York, at Detroit, Louisville, and Cleveland, Ohio. I like how they had a specify Cleveland, Ohio. Are there other Cleveland’s Let’s look, Wow, there are twenty eight places named Cleveland America, three in the UK and two more in Australia. So just to be clear here, Adam Sandler is not playing Cleveland, Wisconsin.

He’s not playing Cleveland, West Virginia. He’s not playing Cleveland, Utah. Are you gonna do all twenty eighth, John, No, he’s not playing Cleveland Middlesborough. So if you’re in the UK, no Adam Sandler for you, and I got bad news for your fee in Tasmania, no Adam Sandler. But if you’re in Cleveland, Ohio, and I know for a fact there are listeners to this podcast in Cleveland, Ohio, I know that guaranteed.

I even have their phone numbers. Adam Sandler, He’s coming to see you, babe. Sadler’s also working on Murder Mystery two that co stars Jennifer Anniston, and this article here says don’t expect Adam Sandler to read reviews of the flick. The comedian recently revealed that he stopped reading his press after Billy Madison flopped back in nineteen ninety five, and I doubt Sandler listens to me. So my big plan for the day is I’m going to try and go run a seven and a half miler.

My wife and I signed up for a fifteen k so that’s about nine miles and that’s two and a half weeks out and I am not ready for it. So today it’s actually warm where I live, and I’m planning on going out for a long run, which brings us to today’s sponsor, The Power of the Streak. The Power of the Streak and easy to read book by Carol Wood. The Power of the Streak answers the age old question how to stay consistent with exercise and keep motivated over time. I had sody last week.

I got a streak going, I snapped it. Now why did I snap it? Oh? Because it’s snowed, that’s why. And I had to take an hour and a half to shovel the driveway.

So my workout time went to the snow. Is shoveling snow a workout? Perhaps maybe we’ll find the answer in the Power of the Streak. Who knows. But I’ve been pretty good lately, pretty good going back and forth between running on the treadmill and doing Apple Fitness Plus spin classes.

Those are fun, but once it warms up, I want to get back outside. I do so much better outside. If you struggle with working out regularly, or if you started exercising and then you find yourself back where you started after a couple of weeks, you need to check out the book The Power of the Streak. Kara ads zero motivation for years. She eventually flipped the switch and has not looked back.

Through her story of starting and keeping a running streak for twelve years, through a demanding career, and after two childbirths and all the chaos of being a wife and a mother, Kara shares the secrets of having the drive to exercise and no matter what, her story is funny, relatable, and inspiring. Plus and this is cool. She gives you a step by step guide of how you can do the same thing with any exercise. It does not have to be running. My question for her doesn’t include shoveling snow.

Good question, right now, it’s actually it’s terrible question, John. The book has a low key, authentic and relaxed style, but is also entertaining and motivating even a cynic. I know those people, HI will leave feeling inspired and excited to commit once and for all for this dreaded exercise thing. Plus percentage of royalties are being donated to the Special Olympics, which is way cool. The Power of the Streak by Kara Wood available in all formats on Amazons and Noble.

There’s an audiobook on iTunes and Audible. Are you on social media? Of course you are the power of the Streak on Instagram at the power of the Streak, Twitter, at Power of Streak. You can even listen to this podcast while working out. So don’t blame me.

Don’t be like you know, Sean, I would have worked out today, but I had to donate fifteen minutes to you bashing Adam Sandler And it’s your fault. It is not my fault. They ever so serious? How are Condebolu spoke to LitHub. Harry said, I decided to do stand up at high school.

I started doing it in college. There were open mics and things. There were no comedy clubs, so there were no other places to go. I was the only show in town, and I liked it. I was at Bowdoin College and Brunswick, Maine.

I’m a queen’s kid. In Maine, I stood out like a sore thumb. Not even a sore thumb, just a brown thumb. Didn’t need to be sore. It was just that I perfectly find thumb, but it’s a different pigment.

It was shocking, coming from Queens to be in a place with so much wealth and so much whiteness, and a type of whiteness I’ve never really seen, you know, kind of a waspy in New England, prep school, boarding school whiteness with it different set of standards that I didn’t understand. Wanda Sykes is so funny you could choke. At one of her shows. She tell the story to James Cordon said, the show is going well and they’re yelling at me from over the side of the stage. I’m like, what’s going on?

They were like, you need a paramedic. This guy apparently he had a lot to drink. It’s always alcohol involved, and it was laughing so hard that he puked and then started choking on his own vomit. Oh no medical crews were called in to work on the choking man. Joel McHale was one of the guests on Cordon and chimed in and said, that must have been a funny joke.

Anytime somebody quits a hit show, I always point out people like Dennis Franz, Patrick Stewart and Kelsey Grammer. If you walk up to Kelsey Grammer and you go, hey, do you want to play Fraser? He doesn’t say like, no, you know, I want to do something else. He goes, oh, paycheck, I’ll do it. So Frasier’s coming back, and now Lilith is coming back.

The new New Frasier sees Frasier coming to a different city. I love how they keep saying different city. We know it’s Boston, with new challenges to face, new relationships to forge, and an old dream or two to finally fulfill. Frasier and Lilith spoilers, spoilers, spoilers, spoilers reunite at Freddy’s birthday party. You know Freddy’s an adult now it’s been a couple of years.

Lilith in classic form is far from pleased about having to share Freddy. Now that Frasier’s back in Boston, what begins as a fun party with friends and family inevitably becomes a little Hit and Frasier Showdown for the ages. Very exciting. Huh. And that’s your comedy news for today.

Where’s Ryan Hamilton from? That’s right, I’m glad you know the answer. Follow the show for free on Apple, podcast, Spotify, YouTube, wherever you get your shows. Seeing tomorrow And somewhere there’s a bonus episode about the Chris rock Ding. So you’re at McDonald’s and you get your bag and you open your bag you want to grab a couple of fries or something, and there’s five thousand dollars in it.

Yeah, this happened at one guy. Hi, I’m Johnny mac, host of five Good News Stories. He gave the money back. Don’t worry. If you want to start your day with a smile, twice a week, I’ve got five good news stories for you.

For example, there’s an airline for dogs. Or what about the woman in her eighties who just released your debut album. How about the dude who found one hundred and fifty corn on the cobs under his floorboards? Is corn on the cobs even the way you say that, who cares? And yes, that was a pony at the supermarket.

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