Conan O’Brien wants to be left in a ditch

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hello, I’m Joinning Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Conan O’Brien told a friend of the pod, Jason Zinneman of The New York Times, that longevity is overrated. Zinneman says the first time Conan made this point was in April at a restaurant in New York, when he proposed that all statues and monuments should be made with durable soap that dissolves in seven years. A month later, Conan declared himself anti graveyard, So does he want to be cremated?

Conan said, I want to be left at a ditch and found by a jugger. W p R spoke to Dmitri Martin about is a recent special Dmitri deconstructed they were curious about his use of voiceover to give the audience a sense of what it’s like being Dmitri. Mister Martin said that speaks to the screen relationship or viewers who perform relationships. That’s different when you’re on a screen than when you’re live, because you can get entighter depending on your coverage, which I think is interesting comedically because now we can get a lot closer. It’s a surprise sometimes a suddenly we’re in height, but then once you are closer, you can be a lot closer auditorially, so close that you can get into the performer’s head with a voiceover, if you can pull it off.

I used it sparingly, but I think it worked pretty well. It’s a simulation of the experience of being on stage, especially if you’ve told jokes so many times that on the show X number of times, you get accustomed to it and try to keep it fresh and present. But you know, it’s just how the human mind works. Sometimes your mind wanders and you’re telling a joke, but you’re thinking about, oh crap, what times? Only flight tomorrow?

Hey, Mark Norman, how’s your newest hour going? Mark said, it’s cooking because I have short jokes. The Beast reality joke that took months to fix and got going. It’s about thirty four seconds. All this work I’m putting into it.

I guess it’s stupid and kind of kind productive, but it’s almost like collecting pennies to try to save up money. Each joke is like a penny, and you’ve got a jar of pennies, and you may have something worthwhile there, but it takes forever, so I’d say I’m about thirty five minutes in. Liz Meely says I owe my career to social media. Some of her early material went viral and said it’s sort of the best thing that’s ever happened to me and the worst thing that’s ever had happened to me. I started clipping up my jokes over fifteen years ago, and that’s how these viral videos very early in my career, via YouTube at first and then Instagram.

It’s those clips and singular jokes that gained me an audience. But as a storyteller and someone who’s more long winded, you need to know a little about me to even appreciate every joke. I’ve had people say mean things about me because they have no context. I did a show in Istanbul and the booker clipped up a joke about my cat dying and me kind of flippantly being like, I don’t care. All the hate comments I got I had to translate them.

They were like, you don’t deserve cats, you horrible person, and I’m like, WHOA. Both my parents are veterinarians. I love cats. It’s a joke. But because the clip was out of context, I look like a monster.

If you had watched even the first jokes around it, you’d know how much I love my cat and cats in general. How tongue in cheek. The response was, when you clip it up and take away context, I was getting Turkish hate mail. Will Ferrell’s legal first name is not Will. Apparently this bothered him when he was a kid.

At the beginning of every school year, Will was on Christina Applegate and Jimmy Linn Siegler is a podcast that exists. Apparently Will said, this is some minor things in terms of it’s not even really trauma. But I remember feeling so embarrassed because my real name is John John William Ferrell’s. The first day of school, I’d be John. The teacher would be like John Ferrell, and was so embarrassing for me to have to say, here, but I go by Will.

I don’t go by John. Boy sounds like a rough childhood. Huh. Wasn’t my choice. My parents named me John, but they called me Will.

I grew up as Will, but on a rule sheet, my legal name is John Ferrell. I don’t know why that was so embarrassing to me. I have to explain I’m actually Will the self aware. Will Ferrell said, people are going to be listening to this going that is the lamest thing ever. Are you in Milwaukee?

Can you get to Milwaukee? Do you want to be in Milwaukee? Well? Today you want to be in Milwaukee. This week it’s the Republican National Convention in Milwaukee.

We’ll be covering that on the ballot to podcast Baublelot, where you get your show’s funny show ten minutes being snarky about the politicians. A lot of fun that one, anyway, Comedy Central is hosting in Dog Decision twenty twenty four, Rescuing Democracy. This is a voter registration slash pet adoption event in Cathedral School Park today eleven am to five pm. The free event is designed to encourage fans to rescue dogs and democracy. It includes giveaways, doggy swag, pet adoptions, voter registration opportunities, and a meet and greet with members of the Daily Show team and more.

In Dog Cision twenty twenty four being co host with Headcount, a voter registration organization, and Milwaukee Area Domestic Animal Control Commission mad Act Love It. There’ll be another one of these in Chicago on August eighteenth, the day before they started the Democratic National Convention. So you might want to put that on your calendar, Becky and look Redisha to vote, vote for wherever you want. But if we get to the end of this thing and you’re like mad about it and you didn’t vote, that’s on you sort of. I mean.

Alex Bennett over the weekend explained how electoral college works and in some states it’s not really gonna matter, but vote vote, but especially down ballot on the local stuff, super important. To vote Tom Green to remember him. He is now a celebrity farmer in rural eastern Ontario. During the pandemic, he purchased a one hundred acre property at White Lake after living in La for twenty years. His new reality show Tom Green Country features his simple post LA life with a fifteen hundred pound mule, a donkey, and six chickens.

The unscripted series is among seven new Canadian content productions getting the go ahead for release on Prime Video. Ah Yes that local Canadian production money Love It. Ali Sadik spoke to Cracked and said, people relate to me because I don’t win in every story. A lot of people win in every story. But you know, even Superman and Batman get beat sometimes.

I always admired Muhammad Ali because he was a four time world champion. The point is he lost three times. You can only become a four time champion. If you lose, you gotta lose. Not true.

You could like retire and then someone else gets the belt and then you come back, and then you could be a four time champion without ever losing. I think Ali, you gotta aspire here. He often talks about releasing his own stuff, and he says with other entities like Netflix, they own your special for the duration of it. Somebody owns a part of your life. So me going the independent route is important to the legacy of my children to be able to own the rights to my material, to my life.

As always putting out independent albums, why not put out an independent special? Remember comic selling DVDs after show? You were putting up some type of money to make that DVDA. Just scale it up. I’m not reinventing the wheel.

I’m just taking advantage of the wheel. The new thing with YouTube and the Internet and Instagram, at Facebook and TikTok now they’re putting a stipulation on young comics. You have to have a certain amount of followers. For us to put you on shows, need to become an asset with your followers. I get it, but you’re judging people by Instagram and Facebook and all these things.

Now, these are not marketing people. These are people who do stand up. I feel like an audience is like a friend, and with my friends, I can tell you the good and the bad. We’re gonna laugh and cry together. The Guardian took a look ahead at Edinburgh twenty twenty four and wrote, find the funny with these twenty comedy shows.

Let’s fly through these on a hot Sunday afternoon. Let’s see a show about wealth and relatability. Olga Koch or Coke comes from Money. Olga stepped into the big league at Fringe in twenty twenty three, rights to The Guardian with a show called Prawn Cocktail, pairing SaaS tales of trans national hookups with a thoughtful critique of soul bearing comedy. Next show MSCID is Sue Gray Emma cutter Teeth way back as a character comic on the Edenburgh Fringe.

Now she returns with an intriguing new offering in disguise as the Grand Inquisitor of Partygate turned power behind Keir Starmer’s Throne. Next up, Bobby Davaus. Everything is funny if you can laugh at it. Bobby bounces back after suffering a stroke on stage just six months ago. Wow Rose Mottafeyo’s show is on and on and on.

Her first solo show since her prize winner Horn Dog Roses show is expected to be the hottest of tickets, says The Guardian. That’s only four. I’m not doing twenty. I’m doing five and I’m splitting this up. But John, what are you thinking doing twenty five?

We’ll do five and the fifth one Demi ade Juibe is going to do one. Demi, a writer for James Cordon’s CBS show, promises original comedic songs, presentations and one single backflip. Those are five of the twenty I’m not doing all twenty shows that The Guardian is excited about. I will tell you the others. Don’t worry.

We’re here every every day. It’s not like there’s a cap on the amount of comedy news I can do. Just some point. I’m like, all right, I’m not going to read twenty and that’s your comedy news for today. If you enjoy the program, Tell a friend about it.

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The 800 Pound Gorilla approach to comedy

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hello, I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. It’s a Saturday in the summer, so that means an interview. This might be the last one unless I book somebody being honest to My guests today are the guys from eight hundred Pound Gorilla Media. They’ve produced, they’re distributed some of the biggest things like Mark Norman’s Out to Lunch, Matt Rife’s Only Fans, Leanne Morgan’s I’m every Woman, Sean Patten’s Number One.

In this forty five minutes or so, we talk about all things comedy. I started asking them about the international comedy scene, but as we go along we’ll get into how deals are made and distribution and who’s cool and what they’re excited about. Founding member Ian Adkins and co founder Ryan Bitzer are my guests. Let’s dive in. I love how you guys are exploring the international comedy scene.

Those of us who spend a lot of time in comedy, you get I call it the Emperor of Rome syndrome, where you tend to start at in comedy rather than laughing, you stand on the back of the room and you go, oh good callback really well written. I like how this is structured. I find it’s the international comedians these days that are tickling my brain a little bit more and coming at me from angles that I wasn’t expecting. Now. So I saw as part of the prep here that you were down at the Melbourne Comedy Festival, which I’m just totally fascinated by.

I talked about it every day on the pod for about a month and it just seems so huge. So let me actually ask you a question. What was the Melbourne experience for you? Melbourne was great. It’s something that we’ve wanted to do for so long.

It’s just the logistics of flying a few people down there, and just the time of year it is and everything. It was quite an undertaking to organize and get done. But it’s something we’ve always wanted to do, and really we needed the right reason to go there. And one of the first releases we ever did was audio for Jim Jefferies, and so we got in earlier.

And then when we started to really expand outside of the United States and Ca…

It was really cool and it was a great experience. And like you said, the kind of material they were doing down there is just different. It’s a small scene. It’s a really support that everybody supports each other. It’s a really I had a great time, really great time, and I’ve had Auzzie comedians explain to me that how it’s more similar to the British scene in which you put together a i’ll call it a show an hour, and then you do that for a full year, and then you throw that hour out, as opposed to the American I guess the Americans throw out their material when they do a special, But the way you’re throwing in new material, trying out new jokes, whereas they’re writing performing starting from scratch once a year, and you’re expected to do it once a year.

We’re not sitting here going just top by Deer Welcome. Dan Cook doesn’t have a new special. Actually he does this summer. But you can take three years in America and that scene apparently you can’t. That’s right.

It’s one of those things that’s fascinating. What got our attention is going over there and being a part of Fringe and then Melvin Coobrick’s Festival and Citney Comedy Festivals in the same respect is that so many of those great hours never got captured, whether it’s audio, video anything. So you’ve got this these fantastic crafted narrative hours that have lost and so that we’re lost to time. And so that was one of the real big opportunities that we saw to go down there. And this deserves to be put out properly because if we’re able to put this in front of the right audience internationally, no matter where you are, it’s going to resonate.

And because you are doing fresh hours every year, the budgets just aren’t there sometimes to do that, and I think that we strategically take the right projects to preserve. How did you navigate the scene? There’s so many shows every night, like how do you pick? How do you even as a podcast host, as us going through the schedule trying to pick out three or four to highlight every day for thirty days. There were so many like how do you even navigate that?

Yeah, that’s a good question. Laura, who’s not on this call, heads up our UK comedy signing and she’s watching through all the comics all the time. That’s her job, right, And like Ian said, there’s a close alliance between the UK and Australia and so there are often times going to each festival back and forth, so she’s able to see a lot of these folks, also see their specials on YouTube and things like that.


And then she literally blocked out all of our calendars and said, Ryan, you’r…

But she did a fabulous job of like, everyone, go see these things, so we can cover a lot of ground. And she’s also yeah, shout out definitely to Laura and our office Laura brooksus She’s been going to the Friends Fringe Festival for years and years. This was her first Melbourne comedy festival. She does it right. She goes up sometimes at Fringe for twenty plus days and she’s really able to drill down and find like the really special things that we can focus on and then we can come in the last few days and be able to see the best of the best, and yeah, her creation is unparalleled.

So are you acquiring these shows for US distribution, worldwide distribution or are you just scouting talent? Why are you there? Yeah? So we enter into relationships in a variety of ways, but most of the time it’s for worldwide distribution and an investment into the both of the markets. We also like and stuff as well.

But the goal is really to comedy so universal and it’s not restricted by boundaries race, religion, income, everything like that. So there’s really a lot of potential for bits and acts and hours to really succeed in a number of countries. And I think it’s really just the lack of promotion and being able to find the audience to put content in front of has always been historically the challenge. Just looking at our data and analytics that we use when we market these releases. It’s really fascinating to see the type of people that resonate with somebody in Kentucky resonating with somebody from Glasgow, and it’s just it’s really nice to see.

And as you head towards Edinburgh, will it be the same sort of approach that one’s I’ve never done either, always looking for a business reason to do so one of these years, but that just seems equally huge. And from what I’ve read in the past, I hope you’re not sleeping in a tent or in somebody’s garage. I hope you booked your hotel early. No, that’s funny. That’s one of the last things last year because Ryan hasn’t been over before and I’ve been up the last the past few years.

And one of the first things I learned was, you’re exactly right. Is book your accommodation the year why the year before so you can get something nice. And I was so excited I found this place last year and I caught up Brian. I’m like, guys, we can get a refund, but we’ve got to book it now. Trust me on this one.

And so that’s what we’ll see in a couple months now. So you guys have really come on the scene hosting the show every day for a few years. I had seen your name out there, and I guess for me personally, the acquisition of the old Laugh Button website is what really started to get the Gorilla name into my head on a daily business. Can you talk me about talk to me about that acquisition, why that website and how the site factors and everything you’re trying to do. Yeah, that’s a good question.

We entered into a partnership, I want to say it was like twenty nineteen somewhere around there with the syndicate. The syndicate it’s out of New Jersey. They owned the Laugh Button I’d been running in the last ten years, and we started to podcast network with them and Robert Kelly, the comedian, and right as we got going, the pandemic hit and things became difficult, especially in New York. You’re familiar with that scene. It was tough to do shows and things like that if they weren’t online, and we had the studio and it was a lot of work, and so we did a lot of pivots during that time, like a lot of companies trying to find our footing, and I think we did good work.

I think the amount of time we put into that entity didn’t equal what the outcome should have been. And we decided we’d all reached the place at the same time where it was like, why don’t we just all focus on our course of what we do and part ways and what do you do with the laugh button? And it was something we really liked and something I think they were like, we want to see it have a good home and continue on. And so the fit was good for us because we have so many people coming to the site every day. It’s like, how do we what can we put in front of them that’s topical, that’s the thing they’re interested in, and comedy.

It just fits really well. And we acquired it at the end of that relationship and then rebranded it over the course of three to six months dating her Pound World News, preserved all the links, all of the data that was within it, and then really you know, honed out that staff. So we have I don’t know, six seven articles coming out a day. I’m not sure what it is, and we keep it refreshed, we try to have them, We try to have people at the festivals, reviewing everything, multiple news hits a day, and then the goal is there is to just hey, if you like Kyle Kanaane because you read you’re here for the news article. Do you know he has the last three specials over here that you can watch.

And that’s the idea. It’s a tremendous resource. I love being magicians showing each other our tricks. I have a sub stack and I will write article. Here’s some podcasts that I’m listening to this week, and one or two of them will happen to be from my very own network.

So I appreciate the Gorilla News site. It’s a legit comedy news site that I use to prep for this show on a daily business basis. But I see it’s in the oh, by the way, and here, we’ll totally get it. And it’s so smart and it’s well done and the whole point and I guess it gets back to everything you guys are trying to do. It’s helping the artist surface content.

Right, that’s what this is all about to begin with. Yeah, and that’s exactly right. We have this talk about how not to be like Succession, where you own the news and you just talk about yourself or your narrative, and so we try to really stay out of that world and not influence it. But to say that we don’t put things in there that we want to showcase would be silly. Our goal is to do everything we can to help the people on our roster get to their next level, and so the news is one of those.

But yeah, we do talk about a lout and joke around a lot about it, but it’s something we’re very conscious of staying separate and let them do what they want. Yeah, I was using it earlier today. There’s a fantastic article up on the day that I recorded this with you guys, the top ten specials for the first half of the year, and it doesn’t match my personal list. And a part of that is is there’s so much content that I just can’t consume it all, or sometimes something comes and goes and I forget. So I was looking at your list, going, oh wow, there’s seven here that I need to get around to.

It’s a wonderful resource. It’s a great job by the editorial team. That’s great. They’ll be happy to hear that. It’s really fun to watch because there’s not many people in the space doing daily stand up comedy news and to see like an a list artists retweet something that is throwing like a bunch of caffeine all over this part they just said, pumped like it’s the excitement you can feel in the whole office whenever something like that happened.

So it’s really nice to see that it’s resonating and people are finding out and staying current on what’s happened in comedy more with the eight hundred pound gorilla guys. In a moment, I will remind you if you would like this program ad free, you wouldn’t have to listen to this upcoming ad break. You could go to Calaruga dot com slash plus and for four ninety nine a month, the ads go away. I guess you’d still hear me doing this though. Oh well, if you’re on Apple Podcast, there’s a banner you can click it there and you can actually do a thirty day free trial to see if you like it without the ads.

Maybe it’ll be like, you know, I wish there were more commercials, Well here’s your wish. What’s the philosophy here working with the artists, it seems to be more of It’s not the Chris Rocks and the Jerry Seinfelds, who don’t need anyone’s help at this point. It’s more people who need exposure breaking through. So walk me through the process with the artists. What’s in it for them?

What’s in it for you? How does this all work? Yeah? From the very beginnings, Damien and I formed the company. We’re artist managers and we managed comedians for a while, and Ian comes from the space as well.

A lot of us started in music and entertainment and things like that, So the idea was always a necessity. We needed something like this for our clients, and it just didn’t exist in the way we wanted to see it on so so we would complain about it all the time, and then finally we just decided to start it, because you start sounding an idiot when you complain about the thing that you could go build, and so we started building this. We didn’t really understand the marketplace fully, and I think that helped us because we asked a lot of dumb questions. We stumbled around a lot in the beginning finding our footing, and then once we captured the sauce of like how to put a track into the Internet in a social media form and have it spray out across the world. That that’s a cool feeling, and so that everything you do is going to have that virality and you can’t really plan it, but when it happens, it’s very cool.

We just try to take every project that comes in, do the best we can buy it, and then let the fans take it from there. So in terms of how we do deals, we kind of mold to what the artist is looking for. There’s no set it and forget it. There’s no one contract. Every artist comes to us with a different take on what they’re trying to do or what’s important to them, And so the initial conversation after we like an hour or we like what thirty minutes they have done on tape, is what are you trying to accomplish?

And then it’s always very similar things, and then you really try to hone in on ways that you just want more butts in the seats when you do the tour, do you want to make money? You just want more eyeballs on the special? What’s the goal?


And then we fine tune the strategy and the deal from there.

Who’s recording it, who’s outlaying the money, what’s the risk, and then if we’re putting up the money, then it’s a pretty simple deal where it’s late. We just want to make our money back. You’re going to prove everything that we spend, so there’s no bs, and then once the first dollar profit goes in, it’s split and it’s we just try to create something that’s fair. But we also got to make sure we’re a business in twenty twenty five. And how do you go about scouting talent or is it mostly on the web these days you’re out hustling in the clubs.

You got the younger guys doing that. That was my trick at Series XM as I was middle aged manager who is also expected to be at his desk at eight am. I can’t be at the truckle huntil one on a Tuesday. Yeah, exactly, we’ve got we’ve got a bunch of Yeah, right, you can probably fill in more of this, but yeah, we’ve definitely got a bunch of people that then do that Laura over in the UK and several people will go out and do the same over here. A lot of our relationships just come from the long standing history we’ve had with agents and managers that will be able to send us like, hey, this makes sense, but you check her out and as we’ve grown as a company, if it makes sense for us and them, and then we put it through our own role, our own process, vending process, and then it goes from there.

But Ryan, you could probably expand a little bit more on what’s happening in Nashville and us New York. And yeah, there there’s a lot of younger people on the staff that stay out later and they’re going to the shows I know, Katie, And our office is up in New York once a month just going to the seller and the stand and things like that, looking at the talent.


And then we have folks out in LA and keep us informed there.

A lot of it does come from managers and agents or artists recommending other artists. We get a lot of that, but it’s got to go through do we like this, Is this something we’re jazzed about, because if not, then we’re not going to help the artist. You know, once these things come in through those filters, then you run it through. Is this get anyone excited here? And someone’s got to champion it through for us to work on it.

It’s really important at a generic level, what would be something that excites people. I’ll go first. I was watching some specials over the weekend and there was one that I watched on YouTube. It’s not one of yours, and it was fine. As a bit of a comedy snob, I’m like, this is fine.

This is a comedian doing an act and it’s fine. And if you need an hour of comedy, it’s fine. I don’t it. I don’t hate it. It just is, whereas other specials will just really make me go, oh wow, So how do you what is the subjectiveness of Okay?

This is one that gets through. Yeah. That’s why it’s really important to have a little bit of diversity in the office, because not everything I’m gonna find funny that Katie finds funny. I think that’s really important. And once you put enough stuff out, if we put up everything I like, it’d be a pretty boring site, I think for most people.

So you’ve got to be trying a whole bunch of different things. And if something really tickles Marcus or Katie or Mick on the team or Evan, Damie and so on and so forth, you’re then and they’re going to tell the team. This is why I like it is why I think it’s important. Then you get the data on the back end, and the data on the back end is going to tell you, Okay, this is working, this isn’t working, and it’s important to listen to that. So it’s this combination of what do we like as a group, what are we thinking needs to be heard, and then what’s the audience saying about that, and working that blend constantly.

I think is really important. If you have one scout, it just doesn’t go good because there’s all different kinds of things that make people laugh, is what I’ve learned. I think that’s smart. When I ran Serious XM Comedy, I really believed in having a diverse staff in all ways, and an important one was age. So when I started there, I was probably I don’t know, thirty four or so, and I remember telling the staff that we had to be careful that we didn’t age.

Back then, Jim Brewer was doing Afternoon Drive and I said, I don’t want us to go twenty years later going hey kids, Eddie Murphy and denim jackets and rock and roll, right, because you just you wake up one day and you’re really old. So I would always pay attention to the kids just out of college and what’s going on. Because it’s very easy to sit here in an old man mountain and go, matt Riife, I don’t get it, but somebody clearly does. Yeah. Yeah, six twenty seven million views.

It’s one of the highest few comedy specials of all time. So it doesn’t really matter what we think about it. The audience has spoken and they like it, and what do you do with that information? You are absolutely right, and so we’ve got to be listening those people I just mentioned earlier, they’re all pretty much out of college, so we try to listen to the younger folks as much as possible. Yeah, and with that diverse catalog too, you get if you’re talking about YouTube specifically, you’ve got specials next to specials that the audience is just they’re not going to find both funny, right, and so yeah, different funnels coming into your channel, and it’s really about that recommendation algorithm, and even on our website as well as someone coming in to buy a specific title, how can we position something that we know that they’re going to like.

And that’s where the data comes in, and we have way more control over putting the right thing on our own site than we do to YouTube’s algorithm, although it’s fantastic, but it’s just a dance of how how to get the most out of both platforms. Yeah. I remember working with the comedians the New York brick wall cigarette smokers don’t like the La All scene, and neither side likes the blue collar guys who were the nicest guys in the world and making more money than the first two groups. It was just always this whole weird It wasn’t like sports teams or gangs. It was just like New York for U s LA.

And I guess now we’re Austin’s in the mix as well. Yeah. Yeah, that’s that’s where Damien in our office and myself come from specifically, is the we were out as promoting comedy promoters back in the day with Blue Collar Comedy Tour and Larry Cable Guy Fox where they all this and really that’s what opened my mind is someone that wasn’t in that scene specifically, and I’d go out and I see the amount of people that come out. It’s undeniable and it’s just complete overlooked market and it’s I don’t know. It just really opened my eyes about different things out there and how they could really excel.

I want to hear more about that. I put together Blue Collar Radio for serious and the first time I met the guys, it was down in Nashville, and I asked them, don’t be ip me. I don’t want to sit in the second row. Put me up in the upper deck and I’m taking notes there, mental notes, And I remember the things that got big ovations were y’all ever been to the Walmart? A Jimmy Buffett reference and Elvis reference And it really helped inform me on how to program that channel and go right down the middle where Series XM Raw Dog was.

If it were a person, maybe it would be Bill Burr, Hey, go f yourself, But Blue Collar was God, Flag, America, Chevrolet, Chick fil A, whatever you want to put in that category. It was just it was a different vive. What did you do with the blue collar guys? So we promoted us with outback concerts at the time, and they that was really the premiere tour that we did and went everywhere with it. And really it is how we worked with other acts and comedians and even you know a lot of music bands and stuff like that as well, where we would take one artist, and then we would tour and we would we book and rap the tour, and there was a level of familiarity between us in the act, so they knew what they were getting through.

The deals were easier, we knew the right markets to go to and everything like that. And so through that, just getting thrown into the fire out on the road like that, finding these little towns I had never even heard of and seen ten thousan fifteen thousand people showing up, it just blew my mind. I’m like, where is everybody else? Like where, why isn’t anybody else doing this? It’s and it’s there are good people, it’s a good show.

It made a ton of money, and it’s just fascinating. So then you just take that that all that knowledge you learn and try to apply it to what we’re doing today. But it’s not just the blue collars, sub subpopulations of people that are underserved, and is how do we connect those people and how do we identify them and then how do we give them exactly what they want, when they want it, and on whatever platform they wanted. That’s what I took from that previous life. Yeah, I remember those days, That’s when these days Andrew Schultz plays Madison Square Garden and we could walk down the street and ask one hundred people and maybe three out of one hundred would know who Andrew is.

And I’m not dissing Andrew. It’s a different time. But twenty years ago, that Blue Collar tour, that’s when we started to really see the size of arenas ramp up. I remember I was doing prep. The bosses were asking me, it’s serious.

All right, we had a clean channel and a dirty channel. What else could we do? And I started noticing all the ticket sales on southern comedy or blue collar is what I meant, And all right, we started looking at that, and then we went down different genres and we did the deal with Jamie Fox, the one we could never figure out. I was regularly asked to do it, and I just couldn’t solve how to do just at the top level term Latino comedy, just because of the different genres of people speaking Spanish or Spanglish. We could never really figure that one out.

Yeah, talking from that period of the career, we had a similar type when Russell Peters was coming up and we were another huge, huge, But depending on which hundred people we asked, we might go ninety nine out of one hundred or three out of one hundred, but he’s huge. You’re absolutely right. But when we were going out, when he’s just starting doing theaters in the US and out of the clubs, and it’s about identifying that population that really his stuff resonates with and then it just expands from there. It’s and that’s exactly the principles we use right now, is you put the right thing in front of this this audience, and they’re going to come and they’re going to love it, and then you learn a lot about those that audience and how to get how to serve them. But yeah, yeah, absolutely, Joe Koy unfortunately best known right now for I think Taylor just murdered him.

Is the way I phrased it on the podcast. If she would have just smiled at the joke and just went ah, it would have been fine. But the story just became Joe Coy Bond of the Golden Globes, and he deserves better. But he’s another guy that just just playing these huge arenas. Yeah, and it’s say one of the things that to tie back to Australia from the beginning is when we I think Schultz had just been there and did eight nights.

Theovont did six in arenas over there, and that blew my mind and you start thinking about I mean, it’s the power of the podcast and that speaking directly to these people that are going to come out and support you. But I could not believe the amount of tickets they saw down there, And it was great to see because we’ve been working with Scholtz for a long time and just it’s fascinating how quick that can happen. You’re so right about the power of the podcast theo Tim Dillon Quiet Master, which is fantastic. I love that you guys are doing comedy albums here in twenty twenty four. What’s the business of that.

A lot of other labels have pulled back over various royalties fights. As I mentioned, I programmed series for ten years. I currently handle the comedy properties on Live one, and there’s a lot of times not the depth of the librarya that used to be available because people have pulled things back. As a programmer, I love the discovery aspects, so I like what you guys are doing and having more lesser known names or new faces might be a better term. So what is the state of the comedy album and are we doing physical releases or other than maybe a vinyl to be cool?

Is that business dead? Is it all Apple? Yeah, let’s start with physical. If an artist like a Tim Dillon who’s going a big podcast wants to do a physical product like a vinyl, we’re in on that conversation. It’s all about audience and what is the appetite in that audience for that product.

We don’t do a lot of physical though. In fact, in many cases we’ll give those rights back to the artists to do their own physical just because you know, they need, they like product to sell at the end of the shows. And why are we keeping track of that and sharing pennies with each other. It’s let them have it. It’s a moment anyway for the artists to meet the fan and to have an interaction.

We don’t do a lot of physical unless there’s audience there. With digital, you know, Serious is still a major player in that. Spotlight feels like Pandora paused everything for the time being.


And then Apple has put forth a lot of interest in comedy.

They’re not sure what their strategy is, but they’re interested in this genre. So there’s a lot of conversation around that right now, and then Spotify has just been yeah, we’ll put it up kind of thing.


And then Amazon, I just wish, I wish Amazon would jump into the space because…

But we just don’t see a lot of leadership in these DSPs. And again here we are at this place where we complain about it, like Apple and Spotify, the don’t even have a genre really, and to not even respect a genres is crazy to us in twenty twenty four of an entertainment form that’s growing double digits. We just went back to our team and said, if we’re not going to get the attention we want, then we need to go build it and complaining. And so that’s what we’ve been working on, is filling the void of really what Comedy Central left. When I was coming up, Comedy Central was the place I was there every night, I could be there when it wasn’t working, I was watching Comedy Central.

And it’s been much what is happening, especially recently with just pulling everything down, and so we were like that’s still a need in our society. Let’s go do it. Let’s go build that. So we’re building out an audio platform right now on YouTube which will be available is available, but it’s in beta right now with playlisting and things like that. But we’re going to put a lot of attention into that on YouTube, and specifically YouTube because that platform is future proofed with whatever happens with litigation.

It has all the necessary tools in it already because they’ve already been down this battle with music. And we’re putting a lot of BED on YouTube and then we’re putting a lot of BED on our site. And so what we want to be able to do is if you like comic acts, through data, we’re going to be able to figure out what the YZ is for you specifically and then keep pushing you down to artists you maybe haven’t heard before. And that’s the idea is discovery, right and once I get a few data points on you, we could probably put a fourth joke in front of you and nail it, but we need a little bit of data. So that’s the idea for the next eighteen months.

As a programmer, totally get where you’re coming from. I always explain to folks, I got to play the hits to bring him into the door. But once you get in there and you trust us a little bit, and you trust the host or the brand, then you can do the discovery and be like, Okay, now that you feel that I might know what I’m talking about, here is somebody you haven’t heard of yet. That’s super awesome. Yeah, the tools are finally available, like for us to even be able to quantify on those data sets.

So that’s where I get really excited. That’s where EAM gets really excited because we’re total nerds. But if if we can figure out a few things about your and what tickles you, man, that’s going to be fun because then we can put something right in front of you and you’re like, I’ve never heard of that? Have you heard of this? This is the best and that’s what we want more with the eight hundred pound gorilla guys in a moment, don’t forget.

On Monday, that new podcast, The Artist a Killer’s Canvas makes its big debut. You like serial killers? That sounds weird? Yes, I love serial killers? Shun Well, good for you.

There’s a podcast about one. It’s called The Artist a Killer’s Canvas. It’s out on Monday. You can follow it in your favorite podcast app right now, especially if you’re an Apple podcast hit that plus you know it’ll help climb the charts. Nuts nudge and know what I mean?

So one of your models is pay what you want as a consumer? Do you mean it? What if I want to pay you zero? Is it a dollar? What are you hoping the price point is?

What’s the actual audience behavior? Now? Fortunately, especially with YouTube and the generation’s younger than me, there’s been a good culture of Patreon or tipping or buy me a coffee whatever. So I think there is an understanding that we can’t have endlessly free content and if you like an artist, actually support them. So how is pay what you want working for you?

It’s good it started out. It’s something that we’ve tried and really to get to have a chance to identify the super fan for the artists. It’s really what it’s about. And we put titles up for a pay what you want model, And I should just clarify it’s not zero, So there is a floor to it. Currently I think it’s ten and then it goes twenty fifty, one hundred.

But what we’ve found is when we go up and announce these titles, we know they’re going to be on YouTube down the road. So most of the time we’ll be able to say, hey, this video will be available on YouTube on a certain date. However, if you want to watch it first and support the artists, support the comedy scene, support want to have that early access to this that you can then message the artists or talk to your friends about whatever, you have a chance to become a super fan and pay for it. And what we’ve found is when you put all that out, you’re not doing any bait and switching on it saying like you pay it and then now it’s free. You’re very clear with it.

The people that you get to buy during that the most valuable people that you could ever have as an artist. And so that’s really what it’s all about. And when there’s other strategies that make sense, like Ryan spoke about earlier about goyn straight to YouTube right away if you want tons of numbers, but in essence you’re getting that data right to Google. At that point you’ll never know who those rabid fans are. So this is just an opportunity to be able to say here’s who it is here.

Here’s who knew it was going to come out in a month or two, and here’s who reached in their pocket and wanted to support you and be into that. So that’s really the where it came from. And the art like the fans want to support these artists. That’s the thing. This was all just a guess.

Like we didn’t know. We started doing a dollar, we started doing three dollars. We didn’t know how this would work. We just tested and tested and fans toiled us over and over again. This is important to me.

I want to spend money at it. And you would be shocked that the number of people sent through one hundred dollars. I’m shocked. It blows my mind. But it’s like, I think these people want to see this scene develop.

They’re happy that this product came out, and they want to attach themselves to it. And I think where we’re going with that is we want to lean into that more. How do we bring the fan and the artists together in a meaningful way. Those are some of the things we’re working on in twenty twenty five to get these projects made. Because we don’t have an endless bank account to go fund all these things, but some of them need to be done, and so how do you choose them, and then how do you bring in the fans to support it earlier.

I think there’s a some calculus we could do on that and get really good at that and make them a part of the process. Because I don’t know about you, but I’ve bought things online like kickstarters and things like that, and you get to see it being made along the way, and I think there’s something to that. And I think there’s a bond that’s developed between the fan and the artist through that process and it doesn’t erode over time. It only makes your fandom of that person better. Yeah.

I think it’s a lot like music I used to love. And I’m so sad that it’s at least on hiatus, hitting in Montreal just for laughs and the new faces go up there, reset my knowledge with twenty comedians that nobody knows, and then come back and tell my audience about it and really champion somebody. I guess at the last one two years ago, I came back thinking John Marcos Airesse won the night and he just put something out over the weekend, and it’s just there’s somebody I’m rooting for this person. I feel like I’m along for the ride. They’re not yet a household name, and I feel like I’m in there.

And we’ve seen in this culture on YouTube of the super chats. I’ll watch a quote unquote YouTuber and it’s hey Joe in Saint Louis for fifty dollars just for one comment. And on Old Man Mountain, I’m like fifty dollars to text somebody what what? But that’s the culture. So I love what you’re doing because it also allows uh the artist to get the material out there.

It’s at some point we all have to pay rent, right, there’s no like free Comedy Society endorsing the arts. We all including this podcast. I’m running commercials. This is a money making organization here, but I try to place the commercials not mid sentence. It can be frustrating to watch a special on YouTube.

So there’s two ways to go about it, or three ways. One pay for the special and see it uninterrupted, and you’re whether it’s through what you guys are doing or Netflix or Max, we’re paying for this content. If we consider a quote unquote free YouTube special with commercials in it, did anybody bother to place the commercials with a marker, so at least it’s between chunks. There is nothing worse than a break coming mid sentence. Yeah, yes, and having YouTube give you that ability is important too, So yes, we want to work more and more with YouTube.

They finally recognize what we’re doing, and we want to get really a lot smarter about that. There’s so much to learn. Every layer you get into that world, it feels like, oh, there’s another layer, and so I think we’re on our third layer now, and I just know how far it goes to be honest. But the bigger you get, the sort of more things that are available to you, and we want to get really good at that. That’s important.

If you take a victory lap, would have been the big successes so far? What are the names or the specials or the pieces of content that would all be like, oh wow, those guys. Yeah. I always start that conversation with. The greatest asset we have is the team we’ve built here, where we’ve got a team around the country and around the world that is the best in comedy right now, person here in markets comedy is the smartest person marketing comedy in the world in my opinion, right now, so it starts there again.

Like these people develop these talents over years, these sets over three years, five years sometimes and so they’ve done all the hard work and all they really need is an honest partner that knows how to extract the gold from it and then put that gold on specific platforms and get it moving. So to take credit for Mark Norman’s Out to lunchbsolutely ridiculous. That was all Mark Norman. But did we know where to put it and how to get it out there? Yes, and that helped.

That helped that career and we couldn’t be happier for Mark because he’s a fabulous comic. So on and so forth. Though with we did some specials with Nate that I think we’re really proud of with Nate Bergozzi did Greg Warren, Joe Zimmerman and Mike Fechion, and those have taken off and I think are really impressive to see those comics out there in a big way now. It’d be stupid not to mention Matt Rife and was the biggest thing of last year and continues to be the biggest thing of this year. Angela Johnson, Michael Yo has been a big one for US.

Sal Volcano’s new special obviously is taken off, but it’s the ones that you don’t expect that really are fun to see in viral. I’ve got one of those, Ryan that the Ferd Brady would be a great example of it that for us, it’s one of the first ones we invested in over the UK. And if you’re not familiar with her, the Scottish Scottish comedian and we really didn’t know how she would translate to a North American audience, right, and we had licensed that to the BBC in the UK and it did fantastic because she’s been on Task Match, she’s a star and it was amazing being I think it was that last fringe. Actually I was at the Monkey Barrel and she was in the green room up there and she was looking because we had just put up her special and on YouTube and for North America we had to block out UK at the time, and her Instagram and YouTube, we’re just or her Instagram was just blowing up with all these people from Texas and she’s in this She’s like, where are all these people coming from? And there she got all this surge of fans when we dropped it over here and that was the most surprising and exciting one because it’s a fantastic hour.

You should check it out. Power and Chaos. But then such a great special and really, like Brian said about Mark, it’s all Fern and people were able to really witness her genius. And she’s got a fantastic Netflix special now and she’s got a book, she’s been on test by all this stuff around her. It’s just so great to see.

But how she resonated across the ocean really blew my mind. And who’s coming up that we should be excited about. That’s on your upcoming release roster if you can chare, We’ve got some great releases coming up. We filmed a speaking of up and comers that were stand out at Fringe last year, Pat Young and Dan Tiernan both nominated for Best of Friends. We filmed them in a really cool spot in London, just this really special hours that resonated throughout that whole festival that honestly was one of those things that may have gone away Alvi coming was just such a nice opportunity to be able to capture that and really looking forward to putting those out there in the world.

They’re just they’re wonderful and just something to build on for sure for the next one. Those would be the probably the top two that I’m looking for to releasing right now. Yeah, Also Josh Glance, that’s gonna be a good one. We’ve gotten Nick Swartzon’s New Hour coming out, which would be a good time. That’s not really he’s a known entity.

Francisco Ramos another project from him, which I’m really excited about.


And then one of my personal favorites is James Adomians never put out an hour…

He finally committed to it, and so that’ll be out in August. I think the sixteenth is the date. I’m really excited about that because he’s a voice that has been left out of this scene for a while. He’s been doing so many things on television and whatnot, but stand up wise, he needs to be seen. He’s a freaking treasure for comedy.

So I’m really excited about that one. But there’s so many. Just looking at this list, it’d be unfair for me just to run down because there’s just so much. Yeah, and there’s a great thing too about Australia too. There’s a fantastic the agency down there called Token and there’s a lot of titles that they’ve shot beautifully that are I have never been outside of Australia before or New Zealand, and we’re going to have quite a few of those releases coming out in August and we’re just continuing and building that Australian comedy audience that we’ve been working on for a while.

Stiose are really exciting too. As a consumer, what’s the best way to keep up Subscribe to the YouTube channel. I don’t know you probably are you subscribed to our new speed That Monday morning brief of what’s coming in the week. I find very useful. It’s on our site.

You can sign up there at eight hundred PGM dot com. It hits your inbox every Monday and it gives you everything from TV film to stand up just anything comedy. It hits the highlights of what’s happening in a week. That way you don’t miss things.


And then the email list shoots out every Friday with what’s happening on that…

I think people Generation Z for some reason, it’s really liking classical comedy, which you wouldn’t think makes any sense. But they love this oldest new thing and we love serving it up. So having these older things find a trip as well. I’m a big Bob Hope fan. I love listening to just a standard appearance at a random army base.

It’s just the rhythm of the joke where you don’t need to know any of the specifics, but hey, General Johnson is here. I bet he’s just here for the free hot dogs. It’s just a joke, joke. Cope delivers it. It gets a laugh.

You don’t even know what it means, but it’s just I love Bob, so that’s awesome. Yeah, someone has to do this work of preserving this stuff because it’s just so important. We just love it. I mean, is it the thing that makes who bunch of money now? But it’s passion all the way, and it needs to be preserved.

Yeah, I’m glad. Check it out. It’s called Clomb Jewels. That’s an imprint we manage. If I’m an artist and I want to work with you, how do I reach out to you?

Do? I have to have been doing this for more than five minutes, five years? What’s the process? So a lot of our stuff now comes through agents and managers, but other comics when a lot of the comedian community wants to help each other out just emailing us cold, yeah, you can do that, but it’s better if one of these acts come to us and says, hey, we just did that with Blake Wexler, for example, Siamon said we love came to us and said, I found this guy. He’s great, Blake Wexler.

We need to do a project together, and we did. And that’s a really good way to come into the organization because now we’re using his audience to help this new comic who’s up and coming at a phenomenal hour. So that’s really the best way. It’s like anything, right, it’s like anything with relationships. If you intro me to someone, I’m going to get a much warmer reception.

Yeah. I just think that’s a really great way. Yeah, I can only imagine back in the serious days, I would have this stack of CDs that would sit on the right hand of my desk, and every now and then there’d be a Friday afternoon where all the work had been done and I’d finally get to the pile. And if you were lucky enough that I and I’m not saying that I’m anybody, but if you’re lucky enough that I had the free time and I picked up your CD and I put it in and I hit play, you had four seconds of my attention. Not that I’m a jerk, but just I’d hit play and was it recorded right?

Did you come out of the box with a good joke? Did a coworker come in and distract me and I didn’t hear your good material? It’s so hard to just cold call like that, is my point. Yeah, relationships are everything. Yeah, And I think comics they see other comics working hard and they finally get that good fifteen minutes and it’s like, oh yeah, let’s make the intro.

Let’s get this thing going. It is something that’s great about the comedians as they like bringing younger guys along. Now, sometimes somebody maybe has a shorter career path to super fame and the jealousy kicks in. Another person used whatever shortcut in the media at the time, and there’s that jealousy there. But for the most part, if somebody’s out there just doing good work night after night, the guys in the middle tier and the cooler A listers will really stick up for them.

It’s fantastic, it’s healthy. We get a lot of that, and I like that. I like that way it comes in because then I’ve been seeing this guy in the club for a long time and he’s ready. The site is the eight hundred Pound Gorilla and that’s the YouTube channel. Anything else to plug You guys have been fantastic and very generous with your time.

I don’t think I don’t think we need to plug anything. I just thank you for what you’re doing. Thank you for raising the visibility of comedy. It’s our favorite art form. We need it, not more than ever, especially going into the November elections.

Yeah, let’s just keep growing the form and get these artists raising up, the next wave, raising up the ranks, and they can pay their bills. Thank you Ian Atkins and Ryan Bitzer for a deep dive on the world of comedy. I hope everybody enjoy that back in the morning with a normal episode. See you then,

John Mulaney got married, Bill Burr announces Hulu special and why are they coming after Trevor Noah?

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hello, a very robust one for a summer Friday. Hi, I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Catching up on an item. John Mulaney is married.

So behind the scenes here what happened was I had to buy a new MacBook and you connect the old MacBook to the new MacBook and the stuff transfers over and it takes a few hours. And as soon as I did that, I saw, oh, John m’laney got married, So I did a quick bonus episode on my phone in case you missed that. Anyway, catching up on the story seems over July fourth weekend, John Mulaney and Olivia Munn got married. So who was at this wedding, Well, not too many people. Malcolm was there, okay, and Sam Waters did.

I was like, huh, Well, it turns out that Sam and Olivia Munn co starred in the newsroom and I was like, oh, yeah, that’s right. I watched that show on HBO. I really enjoyed that Sam’s wife was the ceremony’s only witness. According to TMZ, congratulations to the happy couple. Hulu is making a big push into stand up comedy.

They have signed Bill Burr. Interesting right. Bill Burr Special is taped in June at the More Theater in Seattle. It will air on Hulu as part of Hulu’s Laughing Now banner. Hulu de banner is kind of lame, like just Laughing Now lame.

So whoever came up with that doesn’t know comedy, get rid of that.

Also under the really really cool Laughing Now banner.

Jim Gaffigan his special The Skinny, will kick off on November twenty second. The plan is to have twelve specials across the year. Man, if you’re starting with Bill Burr and Jim Gaffigan or Jim Gaffigan and then Bill Burr, that’s a pretty good launch. By the way, Jim Gaffigan I see on his Twitter he just put out an album that’s on Comedy Dynamics. It is called The Prisoner.

I haven’t checked that out yet. That kind of went underpromoted a lot of press from Eddie Murphy lately, much of it going back to that New York Times interview. They dust it off. You may or may not know this, depending on how old you are. Bill Cosby back in the day he gave Eddie Murphy the business Eddie said, language was the way he would come at it.

It wasn’t so much language, it was the times we were in. This is back when you know, one black person at the time was getting in the mix. When I came on the scene, Richard Pryor and Bill Cosby were like, Oh, this is the new stuff that’s coming up. There’s a new thing coming on. Then that’s a threat to whatever that thing is.

That’s what Bill Cosby had. He went on to say that Pryor saw him as an up and comer who was trying to be like prior, Yeah, you think, Richard Pryor, I’m with you on that one. Consequently, Richard Pryor did not see Eddie Murphy as a threat, Eddie said. Bill Cosby was like, is this the new way it’s gonna be? Now?

They’re gonna be on stage grabbing their you know, central region there and talking all crazy. So we had come at me with, oh, the language, which was more like it’s one at a time, and is this the new guy who’s gonna knock me out of the spot. That’s what was going on back then. Cosby is an interesting cat. I remember when he was booked on Jim Brewer’s show.

It might be twenty years ago now, coming up on that. My phone rang one day and it’s Bill Cosby on the other end of the phone, and he was asking all kinds of questions. You know, what’s this show? Like, is this this guy work dirty? You know?

Cosby was keeping up that public image and like really working at it. You know, in later days we found out all kinds of things about Bill Cosby, But boy, he was came comping up the image.


And then I remember when he did that.

I guess it was his last special for Comedy Central. We had him up and same thing. He was really vetting the room and is this safe? And you know you guys aren’t going to be all naughty and stuff. Boy, he kept up that public image.

I have another Bill Cosby story which I will tell someday. Got a hold onto that one for a while. Dion Cole and Leslie Jones have been tapped as headliners for the second annual because of their Funny Comedy Festival That was a good Festival last year. This year’s events September twenty seventh through the twenty ninth, that the Wharf and DC improv the BTTF Festival will include panels, comedy classes, networking events and the betf Care is a charity fundraiser. On Saturday, September twenty eighth, six finalists will compete for a ten thousand dollars grand prize and the opportunity to secure representation by some agents.

Leslie Jones will perform on the Sunday. Leslie also is going to be part of the NBC Olympics coverage coming up soon. Pete Davidson will headline the Rochester Fringe Festival. This one’s September thirteenth at the East Mennut Theaters Kodak Hall. Rochester’s not for profit fringe has become one of the largest and most successful fringe festivals in the nation.

The full lineup for the thirteenth annual Rochester Fringe will be announced on July twenty third. They’re coming for Trevor Noah. Apparently, The New York Post is like, Hey, Trevor Noah, what’s the deal with you and Microsoft? The article suggests that Trevor Noah has a history of discussing Microsoft without clearly disclosing his affiliation with the company. You see, in twenty twenty two, Microsoft named Trevor Noah it’s Chief Questions Officer that same year.

The Hollywood Report noted, though his Chief Questions Officer title there is new, the tech whiz has been consulting with the company for six years, and through his work with the product development team, has applied from multiple patents. The New York Posts says the Federal Trade Commission has recently ramped up actions against influencers and celebrities who failed to disclose a monetary relationship with products they endorse. Late Night Er says it’s unclear what prompted the article, which does not claim Noah is being specifically investigated by the FTC. The New York Post has described Trevor Noah’s interviews of various Microsoft execs on The Daily Show as glowing.


Also noted in the article is Trevor Noah’s appearance in twenty nineteen for …

Very interesting. Why are they coming for Trevor Noah all of a sudden? These articles don’t just happen. You don’t just walk in at The New York Posts and be like, hey boss, I’m just gonna write an article about Trevor Noah and Microsoft for no reason. Okay, yeah, whatever, man, we got a newspaper to put out right whatever you want.

Like somebody had a conversation about this. I want to know why. Let’s keep an eye on this one. The Great Outdoors Comedy Festival hits Edmonton this weekend. Kevin Hart, Andrew Schultz, and Bert Chraysier.

Not bad. Coming up next weekend in Winnipeg, The Great Outdoors Comedy Festival as Tom Sigoora, Bill Burn, Natepergatsi. That is no sloushy line up there. Jeff Foxworthy is in Tucson tonight. Tucson dot Com asked Jeff if he might incorporate his grandchildren into the show like he did with his two daughters when they were young.

Jeff said, I was making good money off them till they became high school age and asked him to stop. They took away a good revenue stream. That’s the great thing about when they’re little. They don’t realize you’re talking about them Saturday Night. Don’t expect him to do You might be a redneck if he stopped doing it a few years ago, thinking maybe his audiences were tired of it.

I think you’re wrong there, Jeff. We like that one. He might reboot it for the twenty first century because Rednecks still certainly exists. They’re trying to be hip and all, but deep down underneath, it’s like, Nah, God only made like one hundred hit people in the country, and the rest of us are pretenders, and I’ve reached the age where you quit pretending. Foxworthy says there are days where he has to get up at four am to get to the airport and their back to back show weekends where he asked himself why still doing this?

But when you’re on the side of the stage and they turn the lights down and people start clapping, it’s like an adrenaline rush. You’re like, I still got to do this. I really honestly feel like I’ve cheated the world and that I got to do something I love doing this much and made a fabulous living doing it. I’m like, I gotta be one of the luckiest people on the planet because I would have done it for free. Go see Jeff Foxworthy this weekend DDCAZ dot com for tickets.

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Or if you’re on a different platform, go to the link of the show notes at calaruga dot com slash plus four ninety nine a month, no ads. Some big time comedians are taping specials tonight Hasan min A. She’ll be taping at the San Jose Civic Center in San Jose, California. The shows are sold out though.


Meanwhile, Gabe Iglesia is taping every night this weekend, Friday, Saturday,…

Lesser known as Chris Allen, described as a nationally touring stand up and podcaster based out of Washington, d C. Chris’s styles a mix of well crafted jokes and stories about his life, ranging from his family to fatherhood, the military, and marriage, coupled with quick witted crowd interactions. Chris Allen is taping his special tonight and tomorrow at Carlson Comedy in Rochester, New York. Needs something to watch? Josh Glands of Room Vroom g l A and c Vroom Vroom is on The eight hundred Pound Gorilla.

Josh sold out of shows at Edinburgh Fringe and the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Viewers at home can enjoy his sketches and off the wall sense of humor. Katie Bowman’s album Neurodivergent Nightmare is out. You will hear jokes about being diagnosed with ADHD as a kid, working at planned parenthood and withstanding their dad’s resentment of their ted hues. Katie Bowman out today tomorrow on the program an interview with some honchos from the eight hundred Pound Gorilla.

We’ll talk some comedy, as I’ve been doing on Saturdays in the summer. Here. Sunday’s a normal episode and I hope you have an awesome weekend. To see you here in the morning,

Reviews of comedy specials by Sam Morril and Hannah Berner

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Caloroga Shark Media. Yo, what’s up Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Catherine Hahn guest hosted for Jimmy Kimmel, and she said, I’ve had an amazing time. I totally get why Jimmy does this three months out of the year. Jimmy’s got a sweet deal.

Even Johnny Carson didn’t get the entire summer off. Oh, let’s start with the pink News. You’re home for pink news. I guess they’re a headline. Netflix faces backlash after trailer for Joe Rogan’s comedy special drops.

Okay, pink News, I’ll bite the pink News rights releasing a far from informative thirty second trailer. That’s fair. I mentioned that yesterday there’s no jokes in the trailer. I chose not to play the audio for the trailer because it doesn’t add anything. The streaming service announced that the comedian’s first stand up special on the platform in six years will be called Burn the Boats.

Okay, what is the backlash? Well, they found some people on Twitter. You can fine people on Twitter who don’t like anything. One social media user wrote, I’m not at all surprised by Netflix continuing to give the absolutely worst people a platform. Well, I could give you a list of names of people who have specials on Netflix, and it’s a pretty diverse group of comedians.

Some you might like, some you might not like. Another person called Joe Rogan’s comedy Special, which comes out in August, disgusting. Again, there’s no clips in the trailer. How do you know it’s not the most progressive comedy special you’ve ever heard? Can we at least see it first?

Another commented f Yeah, I can’t wait to hear what poor or undeserved communities are annoying him. That’s the backlash against Joe Rogan. Stay tuned. Hey, I like backlash. It’s good for content.

Today, I don’t need content. There is plenty Sam Morrel’s News special, and boy, I hope you like Samurel News because I seriously, I was doing the show PRIP today and chopped up Sam stories. I have a Sam story almost every day into late next week, and that doesn’t even include these Sam stories I slept for when I have a travel day coming up in the future. There’s a lot of Sam. He spoke to Deadline.

I’ll tell you what I think of Sam Special in a second. Sam how you feeling about your New Hour? Sam said, I feel pretty good. You never know until it’s out how people feel about it. But I feel better about this special on my last one by a pretty good amount.

Why is that, Sam, I had way more time to tour with this one. Last time. I rushed it a little bit.

Also, it was just a weird time.

I went from putting out an airtight special. I got this on YouTube and then covid hit and I was rusty and I didn’t want to lose my mind. So I ended up doing a special on rooftops and I was still pretty rusty. I toured a bit after that, but it took a while to get the mojo back, and then I put one out on Netflix. I could tour with a New Hour in the fall, and that’s what became this.

That was twenty twenty two. So I put out three specials in three years, which I think is a little too much. Sam. Is there an underlying theme to this new one, which is called You’ve Changed? Sam said?

I unfortunately never have a theme really, or at least I don’t start with a theme. Sometimes one emerges. I always admire someone like Colin Quoyn and who’s like this one’s the Constitution, this one’s the history of the world. I think it’s awesome, but it’s not how I write. I’m learning how to write in chunks a little more.

I’ve become a little more obsessive. I think it’s because of my ADD. I think most comics of add it’s like your mind has to wonder a little bit, but then you become weirdly obsessive on certain topics. At least that’s how I am. So I’ll find something and I’m hooked on and that’ll give me a few more minutes of material time out.

Wait do I sometimes get obsessive on things like I don’t know Joe Koy or Bob’s Burgers or menus. And I’m not a comedian. Sam says, I once saw David Tell do a late night sent on conaback in the day, and he did joke up top of killed. He goes, I’ve proven I’m funny, and then he did his stuff. I kind of think every comic is thinking, just prove you’re funny.

I did a few dating jokes, a quick travel story, and then it was off to the races. You kind of do whatever you want once you prove it. But I think any social commentary I want to usually be at least ten minutes in before I want to earn it. All right, So I watched Sam’s special and it is one of the best of the year. I’ll give you my updated list in the other side of my review of Hannah Berner.

But Sam a very strong special. I laughed out loud a few times. I’ve mentioned on this podcast before I’m a psychopath who usually doesn’t laugh at comedy. He’s a great storyteller, and there are some good headfakes which I find that I like in a joke. So you think you’re going down one road and there’s a sharp red turn, That’s where the laughs come from.

I also watched Hannah Berner. PUJB reviewed it. Emma Chance was the writer of the article under the headline we write at Dawn comedian Hannah Burner is the most annoying girl you know. This by Emma Chance. Emma Chance writes, if you’ve never heard of Hannah Burner, you’ve probably never seen Summer House or scroll TikTok until you’re ret in his blood.

So I salute you. If you have heard of Hannah Burner, you’re probably not her biggest fan. She was on Summer House for three seasons, during which she made enemies of almost everyone except Paige and Clara, the former being the co host of her podcast, Gigli Squad. Her trajectory was that a former tennis pro turn podcaster turned stand up comedian, Hanna said, I’ve always really like reality TV, but doing it left a bad taste in my mouth. She stumbled into stand up when she did a live recording of her then podcast Burning in a Hell at a comedy club.

I did ten minutes of stand up. What you’re not supposed to do in front three hundred people, you first time, but ignorance this bliss. At the end of my show, my reality TV friends were like, Ooh, this is what you’re meant to do. Her Netflix special, We Ride at Dawn. You know Netflix, they keep giving specials to horrible people like Joe Rogan and Hannah Berner write Pink News m Yeah, see what I did there?

That’s what I did there? You see you see how this works. Hannah Burner special covers her mental health, her older husband, on realistic sex scenes in movies, and other hot takes about pop culture. She describes her sense of humorous female locker room where the girls are like, thank god she’s saying these things. The men are like, I actually learned some stuff.

Translation, she’s the most annoying girl you went to high school with, the one who said she didn’t identify as a girl’s girl because girls love drama and boys are so much more chill, All right, Johnny Mack, did you like the special? No, here’s my impression of the special. Ladies and gentlemen, Hannah Burner, Hey, everybody, whoooooo, I have a premise to set up here. Whooooo, why did the chicken cross the road to get the other side? Whoo Oh, my goodness, tell a joke, crowd, Let her tell a joke.

I bailed. Now. My daughter, who is in the target audience for Hannam and was looking forward to the special. She came downstairs and told me it started a little slow, but the back half of the special is really good. So daughter liked it a lot, and she’s the target audience.

Not all comedies for everyone. I get it. Old man didn’t like it, young woman liked it. So whatever you think there, not for me, but definitely for her. She liked it a lot, So I guess this is a good time to take a look at the updated rankings.

I’ll just do the top tier here, I won’t do the whole list. So here are the top specials of the year. Roaster Tom Brady Netflix is number one. Dave Tel’s Hot Cross Buns on Netflix. That’s David Tel showing how It’s done.

That’s also on Netflix. Triumph You Lucky Bastards on YouTube that came out in March. That’s three. David Cross’s Worst Daddy in the World. That’s on YouTube.

That was number one for a little bit on my Little list. Dusty slay Back in Netflix in January at five, Kyle Kanan’s Dirt Nap on YouTube in April, a all time chunk about the Fat and the Furious. There if nothing else, watched The Fast and the Furious Chunk, Sam Morrel, You’ve Changed on Amazon at number seven, Dmet You morton Netflix at eight, Jimmy Carr Natural Born Killer, also from Netflix at nine, and that’s the end of tier one. Hannah Berner did not make the list at all, but again not for a fifty four year old dude. Young woman in her twenties living her best life.

She liked it. So figure out which kind of comedy fan you are and adjust your expectations accordingly. Well, I’m already long here. Scott Beckett, front of the show, had sent me this Jerry Seinfeld thing. I had this here, Scott, but I’m gonna bump that to tomorrow.

So this one is in twenty minutes long. A lot of news going on. Ella Degenerous on one of her recent stand up shows that wasn’t canceled. In case you missed this, she recently canceled a couple of dates. Johnny Mack speculating that perhaps possibly it could be a situation where who knows, you never know, Maybe the ticket sales were a little light, and Ellen was like, oh, I have a cold.

You never know. Shows get canceled for all kinds of reasons. But she did perform at the Luther Burbank Center for the Arts in Santa Rosa. One fan asked Ellen would she returned to movies after the tour ended, or perhaps try her hand at Broadway. Ellen said no, quite.

Matter of Factully, this is the last time you’re going to see me after my Netflix special. I’m done, And she apparently doesn’t mean done with comedy, she means done with showbiz. Another fan asked Ellen to once again voice Dory from Finding Nemo, and Ellen said, no, I’m going bye bye. Remember during the Santa Rosa show, Ellen said, let me catch you up on what’s been going on with me since you last saw me. I got chickens.

Oh yeah, I got kicked out of show business for being mean. She admitted she can be demanding and impatient and tough. I’m a strong woman. I am many things, but I am not mean. I used to say I don’t care what people say about me.

Now I realize I said that during the height of my popularity. During a previous stop on the tour in West Hollywood, Ellen said it was so hurtful how her show came to an end. I just thought, well, this is not the way I want to end my career, but this is the way it’s ending. I just hated the way the show ended. I love that show so much, and I just hated the last time people would see me is that way.

So I guess the last time people will see her is this way. Her tour continues through August seventeenth. If you’re in Detroit today, Dave Chappelle is doing a fundraiser for US Senate candidate Hill Harper. Tickets were ranging from two fifty for the balcony to thirty three hundred for those who wanted to attend a VIP reception. All right, don’t forget.

On Monday, that new podcast, The Artist A Killer’s Canvas makes its debut rated R for mature audiences only. I’ve been doing some writing on that one. Got to the deepest, darkest parts of my brain. Even I’m like, what the heck did we just write? And I sent it over to Mark and Mark makes the episodes and he was like, this is really good.

I’m like, are you sure. He’s like, yeah, this is really good. So that’s The Artist A Killer’s Canvas. Where you get your podcast. You might want to open up that podcast app right now and hit follow, and that way, if a bunch of you follow, it climbs the charts and then more people discover it.

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Wouldn’t that be groovy? If you’re on Apple podcast just click on the banner and the app there that puts it in front of you. Plus, if you’re on Apple Podcasts, you can test drive this for thirty days free. So why don’t you just test drive it for free. You will get this commercial free for a month, and the artist for commercial free for a month.

We’re actually going to drop three episodes of the artist for the paid subscribers on Monday, and you’ll get this all free for thirty days, and then on day thirty one you’ll forget to unsubscribe and I’ll make five bucks. Oh, Johnny Mac, You’re too honest. Sometimes. Another way to support the show the two dollar club. Yeah, you go to buy me a coffee dot com slash Daily Comedy News.

There are all kinds of options there. I would thank the regulars in a bit. Let me do that right now when I’m thinking of it. But yeah, the two dollars club. You support the show.

You send me two dollars every month and I’ll shout you out every now and then. Boy, it was hard to get into the buy me a coffee back end. The capture was brutal today, Hey, can you identify any squirrees with a motorcycle? That he did a million times? So let’s thanks some people who have supported the show, Ellen Von Aaron Scott, Liz, Travis Crosby, and the members Tommy Andrea, Gary Shannon, Mike and Kenny.

Kenny. I was thinking of you again recently. I was back at that Starbucks in California. We sometimes email about. I find myself with that one a lot, and I think of you every time I’m there.

I hope you’re doing well. Shrek five is officially a go. It will star Mike Myers, comedian Eddie Murphy, and Cameron Diaz. It’s twenty five years after original Shrek. Don’t get online just yet.

It’s not out until July first, twenty twenty six. The Committee to Protect Journalists have announced that John Oliver will host their twenty twenty four International Press Freedom Awards. These are in New York City November twenty first. That’s on the other side of the election. That could be fun, one way or another.

In a press release, John Oliver said, I’m delighted to join the Committee to Protect Journalists on the Big Snight for Press Freedom to champion journalists during harrowing times for democracy as they are threatened, we’re taken for granted. In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter back in April, John Oliver reminded us that his ship was not journalism. He said, we might commit sporadic acts of journalism in the process, but those would be outliers. The vast majority of the time, we’re relying on journalist’s work to aggregate stories. Without them, we just couldn’t do it.

If you’re on eight hundred Pound Guerrilla’s YouTube channel tonight at seven pm Central Time, Jen Fullwire’s Maternal Instinct will premiere this weekend. I have an interview with the guys from eight hundred Pound Gorilla. It’s already on the can. I did not ask them why they were these things at Central time. I wish I had.

Oh well, that’s your comedy news or today see tomorrow

John Mulaney and Olivia Munn got married July 4th

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John m’laney and Olivia Munn have gotten married. Johnny Mack, what happened to the theme music? So here’s what happened. I just started setting up a new MacBook, so the MacBook I used to make the show is tied to the new one and neither are going to be usable for many, many hours. So I have no way to put this into tomorrow’s episode, so you guys get a bonus episode.

People is reporting on July fourth, John Mulaney and Olivia Munn got married. Only two people in attendance to year old Malcolm and whoever the witness was, presumably the person who own the home who knew. That’s all I have for you now, and I have no way to edit this or clean this up back in the morning with a normal episode. Oh well, some type stuff happened Sea

Joe Rogan to host live comedy special on Netflix

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hello, I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Company. He was, Hey, Deacon, Mike, don’t go getting ordained. On August third at ten pm Eastern, you know why Joe Rogan is live on Netflix? All right?

I skipped Kat Williams. I can’t do this twice, man, I’m hosting a podcast here. Joe Rogan burn the Boats Live Netflix, August third, ten pm Eastern and a shocking development. I am scheduled to be home that day. That’s good.

This is Joe’s third Netflix special. It’s been a minute. His previous specials Strange Times in twenty eighteen and Triggered in twenty sixteen. They did share a trailer, or i’ll call it a teaser. I think they used trailer.

It’s just some random things of Joe saying things like don’t get mad at me, you know why you came here? Feel that. That’s some rhde home arguments in the air. So they probably pulled that from an Austin show. No real clip, no real joke anyway.

Joe Rogan Burned the Boats August third, at ten pm Eastern. Folks had cracked when after Brendan’s shob with the headline It’s Always Sonny in Philadelphia. Fans catch the world’s Worst comedy podcaster stealing the show’s jokes. I guess they are not fans of Brendan and they’re bringing it. They write.

If Brendan Shab could write a joke as funny as any of those on it, It’s Always Sonny in Philadelphia, maybe he’d finally headline at Joe Rogan’s club. One podcasting fan in the It’s Always Sonny in Philadelphia subreddit recently unearthed an old club of Brendan on the Joe Rogan Experience, joking about Hulk Hogan and his hot dog skin that made Rogan laugh cracked rights. You can tell they’re not fans show better Countless Blessings that Rogan doesn’t watch Always Sonny. Otherwise he’d have taken away the heavyweight title of least funny comedian whose career was derailed after Joe Rogan accused him of plagiarism from Carlos Smith SIA Wow. The video is titled failed Comedian.

Brendan Shab takes credit for a line that sounds pretty familiar, shows Brendan saying that a bodybuilder has hulk Hogan hot dog’s skin. Rogan says, dude, hot dog skin is the best expression ever, When did you come up with that? And says, I don’t know a while ago, that’s how I describe Hulk Hogan. Crack points out as any always sunny fan will tell you. I’m a fan.

I couldn’t have told you this. D Reynolds, a somehow more talented comedy in the Shop, was actually the person who came up with a description of Hogan’s skin. In two thousand and nine, the episode is the Gang Wrestles for the Troops. Did you watch Hannah Berner’s new special yet? She spoke to Variety and they said, in the special, you joke that bachelorette party, so like cults, have you been too many?

What’s the craziest thing that’s been expected of you? Hanna said, the funniest part about that is I was one of my first friends to have a bachelorette party. I was the bride and that’s when I remember this feeling of sense of power. Everybody was falling me around. I was like, oh, this could be abused in the wrong hands.

Then I started getting invites and seeing the amount of money involved. I love being a mouthpiece for the girls who were like, we don’t want to go. Maybe your best friend wants to go, but this has become too much. We don’t need to go to Capri. Hannah is close to her grandma, and we learn Grandma is really evolved in terms of people being able to talk about sexuality.

She doesn’t like when I curse, though, she’s like in stadium of saying that s word? Could you say sugar? He doesn’t like it when I talk about farting or diarrhea. But I’m like, Nana, let’s normalize it for the girls. We can’t keep lying that we don’t have stomach issues.

She’s the coolest grandma ever. But if my eighty three year old grandma thought that all of my material was perfect and made for her, then I’d be upset with my material. Fair enough, Marlon Wayans is going to play Baltimore. He caught up with the Baltimore Banner and they were like, hey, Marlon Wayans, what’s it like to perform in Baltimore. Marlon said real, like’s real.

If he ain’t funny, they ain’t gonna like it. It’s no patience in Baltimore. They want the jokes. And I got them. Marlon only started doing stand up in twenty eighteen.

He said, I think I was fearful in that when you do stand up comedy, it’s about telling stories about things that happen right, and for me, it’s like, what stories do I have to tell if six other people already doing jokes about our life. Lewis Black’s out on his final tour. He’ll be doing some shows up at the National Comedy Center. Black said, It’s always been a thrill for me to come to Jamestown and Buffalo, spend time in this incredible museum, and perform for the National Comedy Center audiences. Means a lot to me to take the stage on this final tour, for these two very special shows, performing for friends and fans who love comedy as much as I do.

Jerney Gunderson is the executive director of the NCC and says audiences here in Western New York have loved that appreciated Lewis Black’s comedy for decades, since he first performed at one of the earliest to lucial ball comedy festivals in Jamestown back in the early nineties. On his final tour, it’s an honor to bring him back for two final shows that we can share the experience together. Jeff Foxworthy recently played two shows in Nevada. It was one hundred and thirteen degrees. Jeff Foxworthy and a half assed impression of himself, said, I was telling my wife, that’s just unbearable.

You need to quit doing such hot places. I pulled up my schedule. Oh crap, I’m in Tucson in July, those terrible John’s. Are you slowing down? Jeff Foxworthy?

Yeah, but not because I don’t still love it. There’s just other things I love a lot too, like being a granddad. I still love being on stage. After forty plus years of airports and hotel rooms, the thrill of those two things has gone away. I tell them, now you’re paying me to fly out here and spend the night.

I’m doing the show for free. That’s the fun part. However, most hotel chains have cut back on the complimentary waffle bar. Jeff says, you can’t even get free coffee anymore. You know what’s really crazy.

Half the places is no longer of room service. They’re like, well, you can call downstairs and walk downstairs and get it. We’re not gonna bring it to you. Really, I’ll pay you to bring it to me. I forgot to mention yesterday Beverly Hills Cop four, which isn’t even the title of the movie.

The movie is called Beverly Hills Cop axel F. It’s pretty good. I described that as good bad. It’s a terrible movie, but it’s entertaining. It’s Eddie Murphy doing Beverly Hills Cop forty years later.

What do you think it’s gonna be? It’s that? Is it Shakespeare? No? Is it even the pop tarts movie?

No, it’s Eddie Murphy doing Beverly Hills Cop forty years later. It’s fine. There is one performer in the movie, though. I don’t know how this person got this movie. This person cannot act awful worse than the Jeff fox Worth the impression I just did.

I mean that bad. But it’s a good bad movie. I think I stole that term from Bill Simmons. So it’s a bad movie, but it’s the good version of a bad movie, you know what I’m saying. Anyway, Beverly Hills Cop acts LEF.

You should watch it or forget. Monday is the big launch of that new pop cast. The artist that’s the one about the crazy serial killer with some flare turns his evilness into art. Rated R for mature audience is only why don’t you hit that follow button now so we can move up the charts a little bit? Nudge nudge, know what it means, say no more the artist?

Where you get your shows? John Stewart and the rest of the Late night guys are finally back to work. Hey guys, where you’ve been the last ten days? I know it’s nice to take your life fourth weekend off, but like, are you covering the election? There’s been kind of a news cycle here now Ballot the Ballot podcast, no days off even work the weekend?

Been covering the election? Ballot Where you get your shows? Anyway? John Stewart was back at The Daily Show on Monday. He said, for a campaign based on honesty and decency, the spin about the debate appears to be blatant BS and the redemption tour hasn’t gone that much better.

He then played clips of Biden’s team scrambling to cover We’re told that the threat of Trump is so great and the stakes are so high that even bringing up these absolutely legitimate concerns about the president’s ability to do the most vigorous job in the world for the next four years is enabling fascism. Yet even the President doesn’t seem particularly alarmed, to which I’ll say to John Stewart, you know, we’re told that the threat of Trump is so great that late Night including you took a week off. Dude, come on, it’s important or not. I know you had plans, but sometimes she got to work. I’m in broadcasting too, been in broadcasting thirty years.

Sometimes you gotta go in on Saturday, John Boy, Johnny Mack. Going after John Stewart for some reason, Stuart played a clip of Biden saying, as long as I gave it my all and did as good of a job as I know I can do, that’s what it’s all about. Stuart said, that’s not what this is about. There are no participation trophies in end game democracy, unless, of course, you know, July fourth falls on a Thursday and you want to take the week off. I mean, you know, then the stuff’s not that important.

Jimmy Kimmel, now he’s excused. There’s a reason Jimmy Kimmel wasn’t on last week, aside from me took the summer off, but I’m not gonna hammer Jimmy Kimmel for spending time with a seven year old son, Billy, who underwent his third open heart surgery. Back in May. Kimmell told Entertainment Tonight, Billy’s doing great. He had open heart surgery.

You know, he’s got the scars and everything, but he’s just mentally right back where he was, which is crazy. Physically. You know, we’re gonna have to be careful with him for a couple of months, but he’s doing really well. Sarah Cooper. You know, Sarah Cooper fantastic in pop tarts.

I don’t know what you think I was gonna say. You probably were like, he’s gonna take some shot about her being TikTok, famous for doing lame pantomime to Donald Trump. That is not what I was gonna say. She was fantastic in pop tarts. She’s got a book coming out.

It’s called How Google Docs Knew I was getting divorced before I did and Other stories by comedian Sarah Cooper. The synopsis says, whether it’s an auditions, on dates working the Google offices, or on the set of her very own Netflix special, Sarah Cooper knows what it’s like to feel a little bit foolish. The result is a book that’s relatable, self deprecating, and direkly funny. You remember during the pandemic, Sarah Cooper had a Netflix special That’s right, she did and from the world of the courts. Jay Johnston, who is said to play a pizzeria owner in the TV series Bob’s Burgers, phases a maximum sentence of five years in prison after pleading guilty to civil disorder.

This involved an event that happened in Washington one January a few years ago. Not looking to go there today, but your honor, if it may please the court, I have two questions. First, have you ever seen Bob’s Burger’s, your honner, And of course, the answer is no. Lawyers never ask a question that they don’t know the answer to. And Two, your honor, have you ever met anyone who has seen Bob’s Burger’s?

The answer, of course also no metric comedy news for today. I’m punching today, See you tomorrow.

New Specials: Sam Morril and Hannah Berner out today!

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Caloroga Shark Media. Oh man, it’s so hot? How hot is it? Johnny Mack, it’s so hot. Trump is considering changing his catchphrase to your fried it’s so hot.

I feel like Joe Biden in front of the campaign downers. Sam Morrill has got a new special out today. This one is on Amazon. It’s called You’ve Changed and We’re Told. Sam showcases his unique laid back style, effortlessly riffing on his experiences about the worst person he’s ever dated, the challenges of aging, and takes on various topics from cable news to the dangers of social media.

Hannah Berner has got a special out today on Netflix. It’s called We Write at Dawn. She got the big time profile from Variety, which means her publicists did their job this week and she’s got good agents. She started out in comedy and did ten minutes of stand up, which you’re not supposed to do in front of three under people your first time, but ignorance is bliss. At the end of the show, my reality TV friends were like, ooh, so that’s what you’re meant to do, all right?

Well, do you have any pre show rituals? Hannah says, I drink the white flavor of Gatorade zero till out. If you’re of a certain age, you ever had a colonoscoby, you got to drink the stuff, and you drink with Gatorade. Just thinking about the taste of Gatorade zero right now, no offense Gatorade zero company. But when you mix it with the powder, that makes you do the thing for the colonnascoby prep.

I don’t even want to think about it. It’s so gross. But Hannah used to drink Gatorade before her tennis matches when she was a tennis player. But I have to drink the white one now because I can’t dot my lips blue or stain my outfit. I normally nap beforehand, and then I was listening to a ton of a Megan v Stallion and Ice Spice.

I highly recommend to Princess Diana by Ice Spice. If you’re going through a nervous time in your life, Hannah Burner, how would you describe your sense of humor? Asked the Variet Tours. Anna said, I would describe it as a female locker room with the girls are like thank God, she’s saying these things, and the men are like I actually learned some stuff. I was a goofy friend who was not afraid to say things that other people were nervous to say.

How do you memorize an hour of material? Hannah Burner, I actually don’t have a good memory. I had to study really hard for tests. Stand up is kind of like telling a story. You’re not going to forget the story during a whole hour.

I viewed it like an album. After this song, we have this song, after this song, we have this song? All right? Is there? Crowd work and the special crowd work is fun for me because sometimes I’ll get bored if I’ve been doing shows all week, I’m curious and I want to talk to people.

I feel like being good at CrowdWork is knowing what direction to take regardless of what the audience memory gives you. I find that CrowdWork has made me kind of psychic. I can see a couple sitting together and know they’ve been together for eight months. Or I’ll see a guy and know what he does for a living. I’ll be like, you’re a finance bro, You’re definitely an electrician, you’re a lawyer.

Every now and then I get something crazy right, and the crowd gets freaked out and I’m like, nah, I do this every night. I can see the little hints. By the way, We’re three minutes into a podcast and I’m sweating. I’m sitting at a chair talking and I’m sweating. It is so hot today.

It’s so hot. I feel like Scott Becket’s collar every time Johnny Mack mentions Joe Coy, Hi, Scott, I hope you had a good fourth Mark Norman has a new documentary for Punch Up Live. We get to see Mark Norman work joke from the first time he tried it to having it on its feet at Carnegie Hall. What about the specific joke made you want to chronicle it, Mark Norman? Mark said, well, funny you ask that, because I don’t love that joke.

It was just a timing thing. We needed a joke that wasn’t ready because that was when I could get the cameraman and everything. So I said, I’m working on a jump joke about banging animals, and they said, great, let’s do it. It’s like, I don’t even love the joke, but it had to be in a certain timeframe, so we had to do it. We did a pilot before this one about a year ago, and that joke I loved.

It was my closer in the Netflix half hour. It went viral online too. That one was a better choice, But again the timing that one also really struggled. In the beginning. It’s all genuine.

It’s real humiliation and real fear. You’re seeing on my face. You can’t even fathom the fight or flight that’s going on in your head during it. Your brain’s going a million miles a minute in a bad way. You ever consider giving up on the joke?

Mark Norman, He says, every single time. Yeah, every fiber and you’re being is telling you bort. It’s kind of like being up against the ropes at a boxing match and it’s like, all right, I just want to crumble to a little ball, wait till the round’s over. But you can’t do it. You just got to stand up there and keep figuring it out.

What about playing Carnegie Hall, it’s pretty wild. I’ll say it’s not even the best room in the city. I’ve voted for Amy Schumer there. It’s so iconic. It’s cooler just for the history of it than the actual sound and room quality.

Is a venue, It’s one of those rooms you’ve heard of your whole life, the history in there. It’s pretty crazy. Jimmy cartyd my podcast, and he goes, I’m doing Cornegie Hall tonight, if you want to come by, And I said, if I want to come by? Are you kidding? So I had to go.

Not lost on the fact. It’s iconic room and it’s a special place. It’s kind of like banging Madonna. Now it’s old and not the best. You’d rather bang some young supermodel, but you gotta do it.

There was more of that Mark Norman article, but I’ve gotta save it because nothing’s going to top that. Sarah Sherman is in Nashville tonight. She says, I want to do karaoke, I want to eat crazy fried chicken. I want to do everything. Everything has to be a joke.

That’s the power of comedy. I repulse people. I’m pushing them away, and then I bring them back with the identification point of laughter. Even if I’m experimenting with freaking people out, I’ve got to get them back with some laughs. It’s that repulsion and attraction thing.

She says. Not everyone who comes to see her understands this is not Saturday Night Live. I’ll do a comedy club in Wisconsin and get a family of four to seven year olds who are like, Oh, we want to go to the comedy club this weekend and see the brunette from SNL. That’ll be fun.

And then they get there and they’re like, what the f This is not the nice wom…

To mitigate this, Sarah Sherman makes her promotional material match the vibe that poster for this tour. Sarah is dripping with eyeballs, squirm is made out of intestines, there’s a severed finger. Sherman’s eyes are hanging over her head and part of her brain is visible. Sarah says, I don’t want to spoil anything, but it gets really horrible. It’s really loud and really unpleasant, but it’s so fun, I promise.

Like my friend’s mommy ran out of my show in Portland, was puking in the parking lot. Hey, we’ve got a new podcast. It is called The Artist. I have done a lot of the writing on this thing. It is rated or for mature audiences only.

It comes out on Monday the fifteenth. The trailers now if you want to follow it and subscribe to it, it’s about a serial killer and it’s messed up. Sometimes I will polish off one of the scripts and send it over to my business partner Mark and I’ll be like, I hope he doesn’t think I’m weird the artist wherever you get your podcasts. Some things for you to listen to. Bill Maher had on Bill Burr maybe a month ago or so.

I finally got around to it over July fourth weekend. That’s a really good listen because Burr does not accept a single premise that Bill Maher puts out there. It is wonderful. They clearly get along, good chemistry. But Burr on top of his game.

On the Bill Mohr podcast, which has a name Club Random with Bill Maher I think it is and Neil Brennan’s Blocks. Check out the Trevor Noah episode. Trevor’s a really interesting dude and talked about his life growing up in South Africa. Very very compelling. From Gossip Corner.

If you were in Billings, Montana, and you were at yester Year’s Antique Mall on Sunday and you were like, is that Pete Davidson? It was Pete Davidson was shopping at Yesteryear’s antique mall and Billings. On Sunday on Facebook, the Yester Year’s Antique Mall posted we had a cool visitor in the store today. Thank you Pete Davison for the business and pictures.


Meanwhile, while a comedian I won’t spoil it yet, is upset that this person w…

Okay, let’s take guests on Hot Ones for two thousand dollars the answer. On his adult swim show, this host destroys is set every episode, but says he’s sedated in real life. I meditate, jog, I eat salad, and no one got it. Who is Eric Andre? I wouldn’t have gotten that either, Sorry, Eric Andre.

The Lonely Island have that podcast that I want to like, but I don’t even know. Andy Samberg is in the Macpack? What’s the Macpack? John? That is my hypothetical list of celebrity friends, like when I hit the big time.

This is who I’m hanging out with. It’s Andy Samberg and Jeff Goldblue, Michael Chickliss, Tom Kavanaugh from The Flash and the TV show ad from twenty years ago. That’s who I’m gonna roll with. That’s the macpack. Anyway.

Back in two thousand and seven, Justin Timberleg invited macpacker Andy Samberg to perform their song It’s got the naughty title, but I guess after Alex Bennon on Saturday, I can say dick in a box and you guys won’t go running. That is what the song is called. Samberg said his in ear performers. You know, those are the earbuds that you wear when you’re performing so you can hear the track over the audience. They were loaners, but at rehearsal it was like super common chill.

We were just in a big, old empty Madison Square garden. We come up through the middle. I can hear Justin Timberlake perfectly. We’re doing all our funny choreograph moves. I’m singing, and we’re like, oh, this is happening.

However, for the main show, Andy says, I take one step off the platform and both my in ears fall out. I’m like, oh no, I can’t hear the beat. I’m supposed to sing first. So I’m like, I think I know where we are in the song, and I can’t hear myself, and I start like five octaves higher than what I’m supposed to do. I know it’s wrong, but I was so old.

I’m trying to rememberhe I’m supposed to walk on stage and meet up with them, and he sees that it’s happening. He looks at me, like what And I point to my ears like I don’t have the things. Oh okay. So we got through the rest of it, and I never recover, and I get off and I changed, and I come back, and the other guys from the Lonely Island were just dying laughing. Samberg swore that he sounded good at rehearsal.

Some other things for you to watch if Hannah Berner and Sam Marill are not enough on YouTube today. Francisco Ramos Venezuela American the description no one does cheerful ribbing like Francisco Ramos. As you may have guessed from his Specials title, Ramos was born in Venezuela but moved to the United States when he was twelve. A comedy often dives into the cultural differences he notices as someone who’s lived here most of his life, but is proud of the resourcefulness he gained growing up in a country where over half the population live in poverty. Hassan Minaj put out a new digital series called Hasan Minhaj Doesn’t Know.

Culture took a look at it and suggested maybe this is what Hassan’s version of the Daily Show would have been like, in which case they dodged a bullet. The description for Hasan Minhaj Doesn’t Know. We’ll have Hassan interviewing the biggest names in politics, culture, and tech. The debut episode. Who did they pull?

Who would be the best guest for a debut episode? That’s right, Elizabeth Warren? Yeah, oh that’s but really, Elizabeth was asked about that politician guy. I don’t want to get into that on this show. Everybody’s gonna get mad.

But she said that man is sharp. The man knows what he’s talking about. He does the job. And that is your comedy news for today. If you’d like this program a commercial free check out the link of the show notes Kalaroga dot com slash plus four ninety nine commercials go away.

You know what I’m saying. Nudge, nudge, say no more. See you tomorrow.

The bit about Nikki Glaser’s nighttime routines goes sideways

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hello, I’m Chohnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Kevin James was the Yankees game. He was blown away by something and he had to go on social media to tell you about it. He was impressed by the Yankees chicken tender bucket drink formerly known as the grub Tub.

Daily Comedy News is told that it’s a convenient way for fans to watch baseball without being too worried about their food and drinks. Now, if you’re wondering what this thing is, it’s a combo of crispy chicken fingers, salty fries, and a large drink. But each piece in the meal is stacked on top of each other. The drink comes in a souvenir cup. That’s the base that supports the bowl of food on top.

The straw pops out of the center, so you always have access to your drink while you’re eating the chicken fingers. I’m not sure if this is still true, but at least a few years ago, the chicken and fries could be swapped out for a different option, such as nachos or chili fries. At sea, this thing was costing twenty dollars a few years ago. Who knows what it even costs now the Yankees if forced out. They used to call it the grub tub.

Now it’s called the chicken tender bucket, drink lame. Kevin James said, I don’t know if the Mets are doing this, but congratulations to the Yankees today. You win. It is unclear why Kevin James was at Yankee Stadium, perhaps for the Subway series, because he said, say what you want about my movies, my career might weight have fun. Three things are undeniable, my faith, my family, and my loyalty to the Mets.

John Lovett tells people that even though he knew David Spade for decades, it wasn’t until recently that they became close friends. LOVETTZ was at the fiftieth anniversary Saturday Night Live panel in celebration of the Groundlings Improv Theater on June twenty eighth. There’s a sentence love Ittt said, I got Saturday Night Live in eighty five and then eighty six that kept Nora done, Dennis Miller, and myself. That’s when Dana Corvey came in, Phil Hartman, Kevin Neeland, Janet Hooks, and Victoria Jackson. I’ve never heard Chan Hooks referred to as Janet Hooks.

Interesting. So I was at the show with Dana for four years years and we became like brothers. He’s one of my best friends. Lovett said. He also considered Hartman his best friend.

I went to David Spade saying, well, maybe we could become friends because we’re both missing our other half, our best friends. Spade goes, yeah, because I think it was hard for me. It took a while, and then one day I played golf. We’re playing golf, and I could just tell one day. I don’t know what happened.

I just knew in his mind that okay. Love It shared some advice he got from Charles Grodin about performing on SNL. He goes, you can’t be timid on the show because the characters you got to really commit, and he added, Lorne Michael says, when you’re out there, take charge. That sets up a certain mentality. I knew what he meant, because otherwise you’re kind of waiting, You’re looking for somebody to tell you, okay, take the lead.

He goes, No, when you’re on the show, you’re in charge. Take charge of the sketch, take charge of the character. You know what I mean. It’s a certain mentality that’s very helpful. Kathleen Madigan says, lately, I’ve been talking a lot about aging parents.

I said up my friend Robert, I don’t think my parents had a plan for old age, and he goes, oh, no, they had a plan. The plan is us. Kathleen Maddigan talked about taking the keys away from her parents. I followed my parents home from a casino. They hadn’t drank it all all and I don’t know how they didn’t get pulled over eighteen times.

He looked, hammered. That car was jumping medians and that’s just their normal driving. As for becoming a comedian, Kathleen said, I’m just not a moarning person. My friend and I accidentally went to an open mic night as a goof off thing because we were bartending to make extra money. Me and him did it for fun.

Then I just kept doing it. I never had a big thing like a sitcom like Ray Romano, Rozann or Brett Butler. Oh remember Brent Butler. Wow, I haven’t heard that name in a while. Sitcoms were all the rage for people that age but by the time they got to me, they were kind of over giving a stand up a sitcom for people my age, that wasn’t a thing.

It was like a slow train, little train that could just going and going. And the only reason that you got there is because you don’t have to worry about your rent. She liked working with the streamers. It was fun to work with Netflix. Same goes for Amazon.

They don’t really edit you. I showed them what I was gonna do, set them a tape from a theater, like this is what I’m playing, and they were like, yeah, that’s cool. Send it to us when you’re done and we’ll post it. Back in the day, if you had HBO on showtime, you had Again on the phone with lawyers, she talked about hosting a radio show for a serious XM on Blue Collar Company. I know a lot about that.

I was in the room. She’s now doing her podcast, Madigan’s Pobcast and says it’s been a lot of fun. I thought it would be a chore, that it would be grudge doing every week. I was going to stop after COVID, but I still wanted to do it. A lot of young people like podcasts.

They didn’t even know I was a comedian. They found me through the podcast and it’s like, oh, wow, you do this other thing for a living. I’m like, yeah, yes, you’re so young. I won’t be offended that I’ve been doing this for one hundred and fifty years. Comedian Kel Fire has left some fans stunned after bluntly recruiting someone to have some nudge nudge with her.

After she finished her show on stage, Kel said on the microphone, does anybody just want to like go home with me tonight? I’m serious. One man mustered up the courage and said, are you serious? Kel said, yeah, you want to come home with me tonight? Come on?

The audience clapped. The young man said, let’s go. Kel said, I’m gonna go home and make myself feel better. Oh but wait. Kel is also an OnlyFans creator, and it seems the whole thing was pre planned.

In a video, she wrote, thank god he was a professional. It could have turned out very differently. Airmail News asked Nikki Glaser about her bedroom preparations. Is it a holiday weekend? John?

No? Why do you ask? Nicki said? After shows, I don’t like to go right home. I like to stay at a venue and hang with my friends and eat dinner.

YouTube been readed on my nighttime social media sites. I don’t really check them throughout the day because I like to save them as a treat that almost incentivizes going to bed. NICKI, Are you particular about your sleep conditions? Nicki says people complain about sleep, I don’t want to hear it unless you’re doing the things that I do, which just keep your room at sixty five degrees and make sure you have a really nice comforter that keeps you warm. I also use an eyemask.

You need darkness to fall asleep. I also use an app called White Noise, and I use the Airplane travel mode. It literally sounds like you’re on a plane. Boy, that’s pretty involved. Just close your eyes.

How long does it take you to fall asleep while you have a face mask on and you’re listening to White Noise? Ten to forty minutes, depending on what’s going on. If I’m still kind of conscious and not really ready to go back to bed and I’m just kind of drifting, I will listen to ASMR videos of a soft spoken woman talk gently about something that I kind of care about right now, trying to learn about football. So I’m watching this YouTuber named no Frills. Follow up question was, what’s your most bizarre nighttime habit?

Oh? I think we already know, but Nicky said, when I’m going through a rough time, I tend to wake up the middle of the night and eat an entire meal. I’ve had eating disorder issues in my life. Oh good, a serious answer. To make John sound like an a hole for that setup he just did, I’m not editing it out.

Then in the morning, I have to look at what I’ve done and I’m so ashamed. That’s usually when I have to double up my therapy. Boy, this just got awkward. Come on, we were having fun. NICKI.

What’s the best night sleep you’ve ever had? Nicky said, I don’t think I can answer that, because, honestly, wherever I get really good sleep, I feel guilty. Our society thinks of sleep as laziness. Usually a good sleep means I’ve slept into the early afternoon, and living in a capitalist society, that is just inexcusable. It makes you have the sense of guilt the rest of the day that you didn’t get enough done.

That’s the unfortunate part about living in America. Boy, that got awkward. I was gonna wrap up there. Now I have to do one more story, Nikki. The Larchmont Buzz was at the Hollywood Fringe Festival over four hundred shows.

Wow, they went to go see Charlie Day in rock Bottom. It’s not Charlie Day from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. This is Charlie Day from Never Sunny in England. This one man tragic comedy follows Nick Bottom as he attempts to save her production of Pyramis and Fizby after discovering that his crew and co stars of a band on the show and him with it. Boy, my mouth just got dry and need some of this iced coffee.

Buy me a coffee. Dot com slash Daily Comedy News, John, did you record like four podcasts in a row because you wanted the holiday week and off? Why? Yes? What starts as a laugh out loud showcase of clowning and days impressive of comedy chops slowly devolves into a much more grounded and poetic meditation on bottoms, profound isolation and deep despondents.

Well that didn’t help either. I’m trying to get out on a light note. All right, I’m pulling up this story from Monday. This was supposed to be the third story on Monday’s podcast, but we can’t end on two straight downers. Triumph, the insult comic Dog, was on the podcast The Daily Show’s Ears Edition.

Matt O’Brien was hosting, and they were joking about when Conan took over the Tonight show in Los Angeles. Matt O’Brien said, I had moved to LA to get away from working with Triumph. Triumph said, so did Conan. He took his entire crew to the Left coast because Triumph is a New Yorker that paid off. I called Leno and I said, if this guy Triumph then did a Leno impression that I don’t have.

John, you don’t even have a Triumph impression in his Lenno impression. He said, right away, sir, right away. I had a lot of pull back in the aughts. Boy, trying to do Triumph after you’ve recorded four podcasts and your throat is already shot, forget it all right? What a mess scene tomorrow

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hello, I’m Jenny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. This summer on Saturdays, I’ve been doing some interviews. Today’s guest is Alex Bennett, radio personality known for his mix of left wing politics and humor. So why are you talking to this political guy?

John Well? Back in the eighties, Alex was a jock in San Francisco, where the press dubbed him the King of Comedy for his influence on the local comedy scene. So you’ll hear us talk about people like Bob gat Goldthwaite and Patton Oswalt and Robin Williams. Will also talk about some things like Dave Chappelle and current comedy. Alex and I work together, oh like twenty and four to twenty thirteen, something like that, and we would have very friendly political discussions in the hallway every day.

We rarely agreed on anything, but it wasn’t the current name calling style of political disagreement. It was always like I feel this way, you’re crazy. You feel that way, you’re crazy. So as part of this interview, towards the end, we lightly talk about politics. I did edit back that part of the conversation one because we had had it before the debate, and the pieces on the board have changed since the debate.

And two, I don’t want to lose half the audience with you going. I can’t believe you don’t support candidate X. I hate your show now, John that I listen to for four years, and you’re stupid. And we’ll share with you whatever you come away thinking my politics are at the end, you’re probably wrong. You will hear us disagree on many things.

There’s a section about old jokes that kind of caught me off guard. Alex also had some hot takes about folks like Kevin Spacey that I didn’t even know how to feel. You’ll hear that awkwardness. And along the way, Alex said some swear words. I thought about taking them out.

It would have just made for choppy edits so Titan, your Belta notch today. I think there’s two or three. One of them is the capital M, capital F one, so be prepared for that one. And if you normally listen to Daily Comedy News with your kids in the car, don’t. Here’s Alex Bennett.

Let me just jump in here again to remind you we recorded this section before the debate. Back to the interview. So in my own career I went through these weird phases. I did news talk for the first ten years, and then when I started doing comedy at Serius XM, everybody hit me with, well, what do you know about comedy or a news talk guy. Then ten years later, when I got into podcasting and I went back doing news talk, everybody said, but you’re a comedy guy.

So Alex, the Alex Bennett I know is a host on the left leaning channel on series XM, and we used to talk politics a lot during the days.

And then I’m talking to Mike Chisholm from The Letterman podcast who randomly…

So this morning I’m prepping even though I know you. But now after doing the prep, I’m like, maybe I don’t really know Alex Bennett. Because I mean this lovingly. I when I see the King of Comedy, I’m like, oh, I missed the boat on a big chunk of this man’s career. Let me dive in here.

So I invite you on today not to do our usual political friendly banter, but to talk comedy. So how did you become the king of comedy? That is not a light term. That is not a light term. And I don’t know that I ever particularly use the term myself, okay, but when I was in San Francisco, I started the thing where I, you know, everything I ever did in this business is just it’s organic.

I don’t sit down and say I’m going to do a show with comedians. Okay, the show with comedians kind of happened in that one thing led to another, and before I knew it, I was up to my ass in comics.


And then of course the newspaper started referring to me as the king of comedy.

You know, when I was here in New York years ago and I did left wing politics and I did music, musicians and what we call left wing politics, the Abby Hoffmans and so on, the press referred to me as the youth guru. So you always get this kind of handle. And the one thing about radio that was great in those days is you could move to a completely different market and redefine yourself. And I always enjoyed comedy, and I met up with a comic who came on the show, and he was very funny, and I thought, this is very nice. And after the show, I said, you have any other friends who might want to do the show?

No comedians were doing radio shows at that time, and he so he said, yeah, I got this other friend, Bobby Slayton.


And then Bobby Slayton, I said, I got this other friend, Jeremy Kramer, and J…

Before I knew it, I was up to my ass in comics. I was doing live comedy concerts and things like that. It became a literal business for me. Now, what was your show back in the day? Were you spinning records?

Were you mostly talking? Were you doing issues on the days? You didn’t have comedians In my career except for the very early part of my career, I never spun records. I always resented the idea of using somebody else’s talent to make my show work. Okay, So I was very much the undisc jockey.

I mean I came out of being a disc jockey. I’m not denying that, but I got tired of that. I thought that that was very limited in my opinion, and wasn’t the kind of radio I wanted to do, you know, so I didn’t really ever play record. I played records occasionally, you know, to fill time I had to go to the bathroom. Now, and how early on were you going jockless?

You know? I think back to the New York market. Maybe other than wor there weren’t there weren’t really long form talk shows other than evening sports talk. But the modern talk era to me is more very late eighties, early nineties. But you were ahead of that.

I was doing talk in Houston, Texas. Thank god. I have to remember the years now, it goes I go crazy trying to remember the years for that. The nineteen sixties maybe late six sixties. Yeah, I was doing a talk show in Houston, Texas as Alexander Bennett, the man you love to hate.

I didn’t create that, by the way, that was given to me by the radio station. That gets back to you know, in later days, everybody hates Howard Stern, so they listened to him three hours a day. Yeah, exactly when you started having the comedians on. There’s this weird thing with the comics. I guess when they’re not really well known, they look up to the DJs.

And then they at some point they pass radio, and radio is not cool anymore, even at serious My listeners know I will name check. I won’t do it today. But a particular comedian who’s pretty famous now, who came up a lot in two thousand and three, two thousand and four and then forgot our phone number, how did they react to you back in the day. Pretty good, actually, And even to this day some of them will still remember me and mention that I had a part in their career. Then there are others who who I had very much a big part of their career and like to deny it, you know, because I made it on my own.

I didn’t need Alex Bennett blah blah blah blah blah. You know, well, yes you did at that time, and you used me till the cows came home. You know. Yeah, it’s not taking credit for someone’s work. They’re clearly talented, but you giving somebody exposure helps accelerate someone’s career, and let’s just be real about it.

Well, I don’t want to see. Here’s the thing. It’s kind of like, and I don’t want to deny people deny that I had anything to do with their career. Yet on the other hand, I don’t want them to have to say, oh, hey, Alex Bennett helped me. You know, Alex Bennett made my career.

I don’t want that either. I just want them not to resent me because I helped them at one time. You know, I was telling the story today. This is interesting. If there are a few comics I could probably say I had something to do with their career.

Others who say I had something to do with their careers that I go, well, you know, it was more you than me. Okay. But one guy who I absolutely made in San Francisco made him into a big star, was Bob Goldthway. And Bob Goldthwaite came to us from Boston, where he done okay, he came to San Francisco and he came on my show, and the one thing he noticed about me that nobody else was who did morning shows. He was expecting that I was going to at some point say during the interview, well, Bob, come on, what do you really like And I never did that.

What I did is I love being the straight man, and I played to the character and he loved that and because of it, because of the combination of me knowing how to use him and him appreciating what I was doing for him. He became a just I mean, I can’t tell you what kind of a star he became. In San Francisco. I would hold concerts with Bob Goldthwaye on the bill, and they sold out in fifteen minutes, okay, and these were sometimes thousand sedars. So you know, I made this guy a star in San Francisco.

And then people called him to come to LA and be in the movies, and he did the Police Academy films and some other films and whatever. He comes back to San Francisco to do a special on HBO for one of the one night stands I think it was, and I figured I’ll go backstage to say, oh to Bob. I haven’t seen him in a while. It’s been in LA and whatever. I want to see how he is.

And I go in to see him and it’s, Oh, Alex, how are you arms around me? Jim, I’m so happy to see you doing so well. Bob. Oh, thank you so much. And I really, you know, appreciate our relationship.

It was just huggy, kissy, wonderful, all of that. Right now, I go out in the audience ready to see his act, and this is being taped, of course, for HBO, and the first ten minutes of his act was putting me down no way, Yes by name or as character by name. Oh tell me more about that. No. I mean, I can’t even remember what he said.

But it was one thing after another. Alex Bannon, Hey, what this? And he no talent, son of a bitch, blah blah blah, you know, and I’m going, wait a minute, that wasn’t wasn’t the guy I was talking to fifteen minutes ago, was it? You know? And after that time, I just you know, I just wrote them off, you know.

And I never did anything to Bob except wish the best for him and try to set the table for his career, you know. And he he just say, you know, so I think there’s a sense of some comics will deny you. Okay, I’ll tell you a guy. It was a good guy, Patton Oswalt. He was doing a special in San Francisco for HBO, doing it at the Great American Music Hall, where we did a lot of our gigs.

And he said to me, so I get a call and it’s Patton. He said, Alex, I just wanted to call and say hello, and I said, well, it’s very nice for me to do that, Paton, He says, no, I wanted to tell you to night. I’m just playing the great American music call. I’m doing it special for HBO, and I have to thank you for my career. And I went, hey, you know, and I said what I always say when the comedian would say something like that, I didn’t do it.

You did it. You were great, you were terrific, you know. But it was a nice thing for him to do. He didn’t have to do that, you know. He went out of his way to call me.

That’s super classy. So some guys are really nice and appreciate what you did for him, and nobody should appreciate what I did for him. Hell, they did for me too. I had a top morning radio show in San Francisco and they were part of the reason why, and so I have to thank them too. We used each other.

I find it a weird move to go after you were any jock because in radio back in those days, even if you were an all time ratings guru, maybe twelve percent of the town is listening to you and another twenty percent. I’ve heard of you. So if you go up and you start talking about the morning Man, half the audience might not know who you’re even talking about. Well, in San Francisco, they they probably knew pretty well. If they were going to a comedy show and they were interest in comedy, they probably listened to my show.

Good point, So you know that’s why that played. But you know, so some comedians are really appreciative and others aren’t. I don’t care if they aren’t appreciative. But no, don’t go on television for fifteen minutes or ten minutes of your comedy act that they’re taping and put me down. You know, I don’t deserve that.

And at this point, he’s still doing the character. No, he’s not doing that anymore. No, not anymore. But when he ripped o oh yeah, it was still doing the characters. Yeah.

Yeah, he almost seems like a different personnel. It does make me laugh that he titled one of his albums, you don’t look the same either. I thought that was very funny. But he’s done over his act. I do enjoy his modern comedy.

Well. I The thing that I found about Bob is that sometimes you create a character that America loves in his case in San Francisco. That character is a very lovable character, a person who was totally afraid of everything and screamed and you know, it was whatever, and it was a great hack. But at a certain point, people like that suddenly one day wake up and go, oh, I want to marry you. To know what the real Bob Goldthwait is Like, Well, they aren’t buying the Bob Goldwaight that you know eats dinner every night with his family.

They’re going there to see Bob Goldthwait the comedian, And sometimes they start resenting the character they’re playing. And it’s sad when that happens, because some of them create great characters. You know. One guy always persisted beautifully was Emo Phillips. Sure, And I got to tell you Emo had a character.

If anybody had a character, Emo had a character. Okay. And I would sometimes sit down either backstage or at a party or whatever with Emo and have a really strong political discussion, kind of like you and I used to have. And he was a right winger, rabid right winger, and so we would go back and forth and discussing it and very intelligent guy. And I really like Demo a lot, even though we didn’t agree politically, but he had you know, he had a character.

He always lived with that character. He didn’t care if anybody want to know who the real Emo Phillips was, you know. But backstage did he drop it and speaking in more normally he dropped it completely? Yeah, dropped it completely. Now another guy.

People always ask me about Gilbert. Yes, I was gonna bring Gilbert up. Yeah, Gilbert had a character, no question about it. Was Gilbert that way when he wasn’t on stage, Well, he sounded like Gilbert, but he was quieter. He’s much more demure.

I mean every year we would both go to the same party, Christmas party together, and we hate parties, so we both went off into a corner and would talk for hours, you know. And yeah, there was a Gilbert voice, but it wasn’t the Gilbert persona. You know what I’m saying. That’s a different between the persona and how you still sound like yourself when you’re off the off the stage, but the demeanor is not the same. Yeah, you’d be hey, Gilbert, let’s go back to Studio three.

Oh okay, And that’s said. You wouldn’t get the the afflac Duck parking back at you exactly exactly more with that look’s been ittt after this. What made San Francisco such a great comedy scene it still is. There are certain cities, you know, New York, Boston, Philly, Austin in there. Now I can go back and forth in la but San Francisco definitely had a scene, still has a scene.

The Great Sketch Fest. What is it about the uh? You know, I’d like to say that at least that comedy scene during that period of time, which was the nineteen seventies, was part of the way it was because as a me I mean, I had a radio show and we promoted comedy, and comedians came on and established their characters on the you know, these guys were these guys were fool proof when they went to do a gig somewhere because people had already accepted their voice as it was. You know, because what a comedian has to do when they first go on stage is establish who they are to the audience. And you got to do that as quickly as possible.

You should be able to do it in the first five minutes, so that if nobody has ever seen a Gilbert Godfreed in the first couple of minutes. He’s got to establish this character and bring you into his world. Well, if you did my radio show, you didn’t have to do that because everybody had already been brought into your war and they were there because they probably heard about it on my show that you were playing somewhere and they went to see you. So you didn’t have to do that salesmanship. I mean, I could go on stage and I could get big laughs on stage, but I’m not comedian.

I was an MC of these shows, and yet I got laughs just simply because it was all based upon they listened to me on the radio and I said something that I had to do with the radio show or whatever, you know, So it may made comedians’ jobs a lot easier. Yeah, and you can. You can kind of cruise on attitude and timing for three four five minutes in front of one audience once. I’ve been talking with several guests recently about things that sound like comedy but maybe there’s no actual joke there. You can kind of get into that rhythm.

Yeah, well, I’ll I’ll give you an example of something I said. You have to establish yourself in the first couple of minutes. Here, on stage, bring people into that world of yours, that kind of skewed world that you have, and then they laugh along with you at these things. The best comedian I’ve ever known for bringing people into them as a guy by named Larry Bubbles Brown. I don’t know if you know who Larry Bubbles Brown.

Tell Larry Bubbles Brown for my money. Is one of the most professional comedians alive. Okay, And Larry plays this dead pan on stage okay, and the first words out of his mouth are, yesterday, somebody tried to steal my identity. Now they’ve got no life. That sets it all up for the next ten minutes.

It doesn’t matter. He’s established that character with that one joke. I was reading an article I think it was yesterday with Jerry saying that he’ll set up like you know, I’m having an argument with my wife and he said the audience knows it’s not true, but they’re willing to go for the ride. They’re willing to go for the bit. Oh yeah, absolutely.

Listen. Henny Youngman was saying take my wife please, long after she was dead, you know, so I mean, but still it. You know, it’s important that you establish yourself when you first go on stage. You know, I’m bringing people into that world of yours, that craziness that you inhabit. But as a comedy snob, I sometimes struggle with I’ll be watching a set and I understand that, you know, the basic compared to graphing out a sentence when you’re in grammar school, the basic, here’s a premise.

Let me exaggerate it for effect. Let me tell something that happened very colorfully. Let me say something that probably didn’t happen at all, but it’s funny, and later do the callback. I get that, But sometimes I’ll watch a set and I just don’t believe a single word coming out of the artist’s mouth that I’m like, that never happened. This is just a made up story for laughs, And I struggle connecting with it that they haven’t sold it to me.

Whereas Jerry’s admitting to the tricks of the magician, and I go, yeah, all right, I can imagine having Maybe it’s maybe I’m profiling back to myself. I can imagine having a fight with my wife. Maybe that’s what the connection is. Could also be no comedy too, Well, well, that’s true, I was that can spoil it for you. I have one of my best friends over the years has been Bobby Slayton.

Well, why you think is inexorably the one of the greatest stand ups alive? Okay, And he doesn’t even do his act anymore because he feels he’s been, you know, shut out of the business by people being too socially what’s the word I’m looking for, socially? Right? Correct? Okay, because his act isn’t that way puts down everybody, Chinese, black people.

He’s a black guy in the audience, you know, he’s kind of like Rickles in that in that fashion, and Bobby is just an incredible comic, and he finds he can’t work anymore because his act has problems that people are just to to, Oh, that’s not correct. You shouldn’t say that about women. You know, can’t do the wife jokes anymore, even though his wife’s dead by the way, but he can’t do the wife jokes, so he’s got to the girlfriend jokes. He can’t do them anymore. Most he said, most of my acts being got it.

But who are the people that are offended? I talked about this on the show the other day. Every day there’s an article some comedian I just saw Julie Louis Dreyfuss reacting to it. You can’t say anything anymore. But who are these people who’s actually canceled?

Like, who’s telling Bobby he can’t do that act when he goes to a college and they start booing him for a joke. You know, there are a lot of comedians now who just will not play colleges any longer. Yeah, I know, Jerry’s one of them. Can you imagine like that they’re too politically correct? Yeah, a college student being more uptight than a sixty seven year old comedian, Like what is happening?

That’s absolutely correct, you know. And the fact is that I hate it when I see that Bobby decided to quit the business. He just you know, it’s that and salaries they’re paying too. You know, they’re trying to get away as cheaply as possible. Hey, Slate, you want four thousand a week, I can go get Bobby asshole to to work for a third of that.

You know, So why should I hire you? Because you’re a draw? You’re not a draw in this theater? Blah blah blah blah blah. You know, I mean, it’s just it’s very hard for for especially older comedians today to work.

You know, I mean, I have my I mentioned Larry Bubbles Brown. He may not know, but he He’s worked more consistently with people than I’ve ever known because he’s the perfect opening act. And so he always opens for Dana Carvey. And there’s this Spanish guy that he opens up for. I can’t remember his name now, Sparsa Philippias Sparsa, Philippia Sparsa.

Anytime he’s in the Bay Area, he has bubbles open for him. Heah bubbles open for him at the Netflix Festival, you know, because he’s a great opening act, because he does one of his main things is he doesn’t spoil the room. There can be who spoil the room. You put a Bob Goldthwaite on, Nobody wants to follow him. Why not because he’s great, Because he’s loud, and loud comedians are hard to follow.

So you want an opening act that doesn’t spoil the room. And he doesn’t spoil the room. I was looking at your resume and I had no idea. I found this poster HBO comedy Half Hours hosted by Alex Bennett nineteen ninety five. Fillmore Poster fifty Bucks, by the way, But listen to this lineup.

I mean you were there, Bob, Jonathan Katz, Mark Maren, Judy Gold, Dana Gould, Jeanine Garoffalo, Carlos Mencia. I mean, that’s some lineup. If I had to rank them, Jonathan Katz is the seventh greatest comedian on that list. That’s some show. Yeah, that was, But that was an HBO one Night stant or half what were they half hour comedy half hour comedy hour?

Yeah, that was for the This was an HBO show that they were taping in San Francisco. And all I did at that point I if you listen to the old One Night one night Stands the first season, I’m the announcer on the first season. But I all I did, really was I hustled the crowd into the into the show, and then I opened up the show by being the warm up guy. But I did those were not my shows. The posters pretty awesome, though, it is I know you.

Also, it says here you’re the host of Public Television’s comedy Tonight. I’m k q ed I again, you’re somebody I talked to every day for ten years. I had no idea six five seasons, and then I was replaced as a host by Whoopy Goldberg. I can argue that either way. Right says it says tonight the part of Alex Vanner will be played by Whoopy Goldberg.

At least it’s somebody we’ve heard of. H No. I was the host of that show for I think it was five years. What was that show? Like?

What happened on it? It was a half hour show, three comics per show came out of what was I think it’s now called Wolfgangs, or maybe it was called Wolfgangs. I can’t remember now, But anyway, we did. We did the shows out of there, and we would go in once a year, spend a couple of nights and do all these shows. And you know, and I got residuals for another twenty years.

Oh that’s nice. Fifty cents or five thousand dollars going to ask, Well, No, I got paid one hundred and fifty dollars a show.


And then you know, when they put the shows back on and ran the various places…

Bill Maher is a still run his HBO one night Stand on the Max and every time they keep doing that, every year I get another check each year. It’s for less and less money, but I figure over the years I’ve made maybe three four thousand dollars from Bill Maher. Thanks Bill, Thanks Bill, just for doing the opening. But by the way, that’s a that’s a great story that she’s doing the one night stand, okay, or yeah, HBO’s one night Stand. So I do the warm up, right, and every night I get a little better, I get a little funnier, get you know, I get a little I build a little act.

By the fifth night of doing these shows, I’m pretty damn good. Okay, but I’m not a stand up but I never will be, and I don’t ever expect to compete in that arena. But anyway, so we’re doing the show that night, with among other things, Bill Maher doing his show. So I do the warm up, you know, and a part of it is I’ll say, like, how many here, like I don’t know, I don’t know who the president was at the time, and some of them will boo and cheer and so. But what you’re trying to do is, among other things, you’re trying to get a reaction from the audience that they can have some sound to use if they have to fill in the show, like laughing or applauding or whatever.

I get the people to applaud all it. So anyway, so before I go on, I’m called into Bill Maher’s dressing room and he looks at me. He says, you’re Alex Bennett. I said, yes, you’re the warm up guy on the show. I said, I’m not really the warm up guy.

I’m kind of, you know, just going out and getting people warmed up. And so he says, do you do any political And I said, well, you know, I use a few political things to get people to applaud and to cheer and get a reaction. You know, how many people here like so and so? And I can’t. I can’t remember it was president at the time, and who the the opposition was, you know.

But and he says, so you do comment, you do do political. I said, well, that’s not really political. I’m just you know. He said, well I do political, so stop doing it. And I looked at him and I said, I happen to know you’re making twenty thousand dollars for this show tonight.

Follow me motherfucker. That’s fantastic. Yeah, political comedy has kind of become a lightning rod. Now, if I’m thinking back, depending on the president, some president’s made for better comedy. Everybody had a generic Nixon, Everybody did the Ronald Reagan, Whyale, you know, maybe not so much Bush.

Other than somebody doing Dana Carvey’s. Nobody really nailed Obama. But I feel like these days, other than the late night guys piling on Trump, I feel like there’s a fear to really go political at all. You just immediately lose half the audience. Whereas back in the day, you could make a Bill Clinton joke.

Yeah you could, and people would laugh at it because you’re making fun of the of the character Bill Clinton, not the personal problems that Bill Clinton might have. You know, I think that people are too sensitive. Yeah, you’re going to lose half the audience if you tell them where you are politically. These days, I think that goes for any place. You know, the trouble I have and I you know, I enjoy all the bashing of Trump.

I have no compunctions about that, but I wonder if it isn’t cheap because he’s really easy to get a laugh from. You know, yes, it’s a really it’s it’s almost like, why don’t you use the F word? Why shouldn’t you use the F word? Hear? I?

Well, I always hated comedians who would use well we can say it here, who used fuck as a punchline. You know, they’d be telling him and fuck and that’s the point, and everybody would laugh, and I go, that’s not comedy. You don’t use that as a punchline. And the same thing is true with Trump. Very easy, it’s very easy to do that, you know.

And I don’t know if I had a comedy act somewhere, if I would go after Trump, because I consider it maybe cheap. But conversely, I personally like a good old fashioned Joe Biden is so old joke, and the joke’s not really about Biden despite his age. It’s really a so and so is so old punchline. Here. I love those.

Well, I am eighty four years old, and I get a bit upset by them because again, they’re kind of a cheap shot. You know. It’s always about oh yeah, blah blah blah. I’ll expend it meta musil you know, uh, I you know, at eighty four, I don’t know if I find ages funny. You know, we got enough problems being old, but people laugh at us.

So see, I don’t know. I want to keep the courage of my own convictions here. And you and I have a twenty year relationship of respectful discussions. And so where you’re you were always wrong, I was always wrong. I admitted that to you in the pre dape.

I like a good solid you know. Joe Biden was at the D Day ceremony. It was the first time he had been there since serving as a colonel in nineteen forty five. Like, it’s a silly joke and at the risk of offending you, Hey, Alex Bennett was talking about D Day. It must have been really great for him to see his old friends.

Like, it’s just to me, that’s just a joke, joke. Well, to you, it’s a joke, joke. To somebody that age, it’s not as much of a joke. It’s kind of like saying, oh, that joke about a black person is just a joke. Joke, you know, but if you’re black, it may not be a joke.

So then what can we joke about? Well, you can joke about anything. And I have the right to be offended by it if I want to, But I don’t have the right to stop you from offending me. That makes sense, It makes total sense. Yeah, I have the right to be offended, you know, And as I got older, I have I can hear you when I give it.

I’ll tell you a story. I was doing comedy tonight in San Francisco, and what I would have to do is I would have to go into Channel nine in San Francisco, which was the PBS station, and record some voiceovers for stuff we had missed or for the shows that we were doing or whatever. But I do the voiceovers. So I’m sitting over there waiting in the lobby to get going on this thing, and the woman who is the receptionist there says, by the way, mister so and so over at over Easy would like to see you now. Over Easy was the show they did with you downs.

It was about age and about aging, okay, And so I said, okay, I’ve got a couple of minutes. I’ll go over there. And I went over there and I introduced myself. He said, Hi, you know, he says, I’ve listened to your show in the morning along, he said, and you make jokes about old people, he said. Now, I’m not here to tell you to stop, he said, but the fact is, it’s hard enough being old.

Because this guy was the expert on aging and agism. He says, difficult enough getting old without having somebody make fun of you. And he said, you really should stop doing that. And I thought about it, and I said, you know, he’s right, and I never did another. So he’s so old joke ever again, because he felt that it’s hard enough getting being old, but it gets really hard when people are giving it making a joke about it.

You know. Now, I appreciate that. I think one of the things, especially as we age, is you learn that life’s a journey and all you can try and do is be a better person than you were the day before. And along the way, some mistakes were made. I’ve been open with this audience back.

I try. I try. I try to be the worst person I can be every day. I figure I didn’t do it well enough when I was younger. I want to get it down when I’m older.

You know, a great thing about being old is that you can tell just yell at people, get out of my way, get off of my lawn, you know, and they fully expect it, so what are you doing? You know? I remember back at Serious it was pretty early in my run. We had something on the air and one day one of my friends from out Q, which was the LGBTQ Plus station, came by in a very friendly way and said, what the hell’s your problem? And I was like, what are you talking about?

And he pointed out the thing that we had on the air that was offensive. That here, twenty years later, I’m embarrassed by I wish we hadn’t done it. At the time I put it on the air, I approved it. It didn’t accidentally make it on the air. I was just too stupid, ignorant, foolish, uneducated, didn’t realize we were hurting people.

And we took it off the air as soon it was brought to our ted what was it? Jim Brewer had a bumper. He used to use a word that rhymes with rag and starts with F. I don’t want to use it, and he would explain it as it had nothing to do with sexuality. He would describe it as the kid who couldn’t kick the kickball in the playground.

Was how Jimmy and us denim jacket wearing knuckleheads from Queens and Long Island who grew up in the eighties didn’t think twice about it.


And then the friend coworker came over and I was like, what is your problem?

And I was horrified. I’m still horrified by this twenty twenty five years later, but I don’t have a time machine. I’ll loan up to it. I’m sorry we did it, but I can’t go back in time. Yeah, but also, you did it at a time when it was still fairly acceptable and wasn’t in your purview as being wrong.

Today, you might not do it today, you might feel guilty about it because you now know how wrong it was in retrospect, but at the time you didn’t. I’ll tell you when I was, you know, I had comedians on every morning, and all of a sudden, in the middle of doing my little morning comedy show, something hit San Francisco that hit San Francisco before it hit anywhere else. It was a thing called AIDS and it was hitting pretty badly and people were dying by a high number. But I, being the straight guy, not hanging out in the in the Castro district or anything like that, never really thought about it. You know, and I had comedians coming on making jokes about age, okay, which at that point he went, oh, well, yeah, it’s just a joke about AIDS.

Oh blah blah blah. One night, I’m watching television. They show a guy with age and he’s got all these CARPOSI sarcoma all over his face and his body and so on, and he’s gone and looks like he’s on the edge of death. And I said to myself, there’s no joke in this disease. So the next day I went in and every comedian came on and he said, no age jokes.

And I was the first guy actually in San Francisco to realize that, you know, but I just found that I didn’t see anything funny in age. I didn’t see it. There’s only one funny age joke I’ve ever heard, okay, and that was what’s the worst part about having AIDS? Having to tell your parents your haitian. That’s a good joke, I know.

I just I wanted to laugh at the joke. That’s a good joke. And I’m like, can I laugh at this? Am I going to be canceled? This is the struggles you see every other gay joke these comedians were doing was at the expense of the person being gay?

Okay, that joke does it isn’t at the expense of somebody being gay and and so uh, you know. But otherwise I just said, no more jokes about ads and I hit it right on the head. Then a lot of other people realized that that was the way to go too, you know. But I mean, it was horrible. It was a horrible disease.

What’s funny about it? How did comedians react to you putting up a boundary? None of them were bothered by it. They understood what I was saying. That’s great, explained I explained it to him.

I said, I you know, I’ve seen people with aids and it’s not funny. There’s nothing you wouldn’t tell me a funny joke about cancer. You know, you can’t really come up with a funny cancer joke, can you? And they said no, And I said, then, how can you come up with a funny age joke? For those of us at a certain age, my age, Eddie Murphy’s brow Slash Delirious was a cornerstone comedy piece because we were too young to realize what a Richard Pryor cover act.

It was, but his. He has the first ten to fifteen minutes of that set. There are some age jokes in there. I mean nothing in that set as aged particularly well, but I could probably do the entire thing off the top of my head. That’s how many times I listened to it and laughed at it.

As a fourteen year old, I never found Prior a very good stand up interesting talk to me, not Prior, Not Prior, Eddie Murphy. I thought you were going to go on a heart take here, Alex Bett. It well for exactly the reason you said it wasn’t funny because he was trying to be Richard Pryor only in a leather suit. Well even sunset strip, Richard’s wearing a red suit. It’s a total lift.

Again, I was fourteen, I didn’t know. But as I’ve studied this, I go back and I listened to the way Richard tells a story, the voices Richard does, and Eddie’s a cover act doesn’t mean it’s not funny, but it’s a cover band. Prior was empirical. He was He was one of the best of all time. I didn’t come to appreciate Carlin till years later in fact I interviewed him, and that’s what kind of made me listen to more Carlin in a different fashion, and I got to really like Carlin’s work.

I thought that as a stand up comedy he was comedian. He had he had had a rhythm in his in his style, and it was very precise that show that anytime he went on stage, all of that material was literally set in stone, word for word before he went on stage. There was no ad libbing or whatever, but it was brilliant in the way it was presented, in his timing on it. Much like years earlier I had was privileged to see and was a fan of Lenny Bruce. And Lenny was a very musical act.

I mean he was to comedy what Miles Davis was to jazz. There was a rhythm there in his presentation that was very musical, very musical. I feel like Lenny has gotten left behind. I forgot who said this recently. One of the topics that’ll come up is when we talk about best comedian of all time, like, you know, where do you want to start?

You want to start at Shakespeare or at what point? And somebody compared Carlin and prior to almost being John the Baptists of comedy, of ushering in that modern era of maybe instead of doing ten to fifteen minutes, we’re going to do an hour here and putting out albums. And that’s when comedy started to change. And I feel like Lenny got a little bit left behind. A part of that, as somebody who has programmed comedy on the radio for twenty years, is factually the recordings just aren’t as good.

I remember it serious. Early in the run, my boss, Jeremy Coleman asked me why I didn’t play much Richard Pryor, and the answer was because the record sounded like garbage, and when we pumped them through the satellite and back and through the speakers, they didn’t sound good on the radio, so I didn’t play them. Now, since then they’ve been well remastered. But I feel like Lenny Missus Masel kind of helped a little bit. But I feel like Lenny got left behind.

Lenny got left behind, and he shouldn’t be. His voice is still resident. The stuff he was talking about, still much of it can play today and not have I don’t know if I don’t think it’s aged badly. I just think people have forgotten him. You know, I think if they played him today, people would get a good, good laugh out of it.

The question, then, is who’s the they. That’s the issue. Oh they is the buying public, you know, and what are they buying today. I’ve just seen some of the comedians that are out there, and I, quite frankly and maybe I sound like an old man, feel a lot of them don’t deserve the adulation they’re getting. I liked the what’s his name mulaney for a while and then I watched him do this thing on Netflix a couple of weeks ago, and he was terrible.

It was just horrible. See, I think that show is misproduced. I’ve talked about this on the podcast a lot. You know, well, you know you posted talk radio. Civilians can’t tell a story, get their point and get them out of there.

And I’m watching this thing screaming at my television. They’re taking calls from civilians. You have Jerry Seinfeld sitting next to you. All you have to do is shut up and ask you a question and hang back. Why are you letting some Oh that’s the one thing.

That’s one thing a lot of people have never learned. And that was the reason I was good at doing what I did on radio. I was not perhaps a very good comedian, but I was one of the world’s best straight men, and I knew how to play straight man to people. And that was the you know I did. I mention with Goldthwaite.

The reason Goldthwaite liked me was because I never Most interviewers that would interview Goldwaite would have stopped and said, come on, Bob, tell us what you really like. And I didn’t do that. I played to the character, and I played straight man to the character. And I always loved playing straight man over anything else or the butt of jokes. Yeah.

Sure, And if you get a good guest. This gets back to Johnny Carson theory. People would say, did you see Carson last night? He was great, And what they meant was Don de Luiz told a great story. Well here was the great talent that Johnny had.

He knew when to shut up. Yeah, you know really, Steve Allen once said, and it resonated with me, and I was never a big fan of Steve Allen’s, but he was right. He said, you’re running a talk show. There are a couple of things you should remember. Number one, you’re having the g on to work for you.

Okay, So don’t try to top him. And that’s probably the best piece of advice anybody could take. If you’re interviewing a comedian, don’t try to top him, try to get the next joke out of him. I took that approach to programming, specifically the Raw Dog Channel. I have heard over the years other comedy products, and everyone tries to make the bumpers, things like comedy radio and you’re coming out of George Carlin’s perfectly honed routine, the one they chose to press the vinyl.

Don’t follow that with a joke. We just said the station idea and moved on to the next thing. That advice. You’re not going to be funnier than the comedians, no way. Well, and the other thing he said was the other rule is don’t try to be funny, try to be fun.

He said, Funny you can’t do constantly. You can’t get a laugh every time. Fun you can always be enjoyable. That makes sense absolutely. I’ve never been a fan of comedian guests that go for their act.

Alex, how you doing, I’ll tell you how I’m doing. I just got back from the airport and this TSA. You know it just Oh, I hated comics that just did their act. Yeah, you know, so how are you these days? Well, funny thing happened to me yesterday.

Blah blah blah blah, and I’m going I like the comics who just could sit there and add lib with me, toe to toe, and that was wonderful. And some of them were terrific at it, you know, But when they came on did nothing but material, that was the last time they were going to be on my show. More coming up with Alex Bennett. As I mentioned in the open, in this next section, here we lightly talk about politics. The reason I’m sharing it is because Alex and I are friends and for ten years in the hallway every day we discussed politics, so I thought it would be weird of me to have Alex on and not talk politics at all.

Don’t worry, we’re not getting too much into it. We mentioned George Carlin when I was programming the Rodock Channels. He had his final two albums, and at the time I did not like them. I thought it was bitter Carlin had lost his way, And twenty years later, I think he’s the great profit of the twenty first century. I mean, his leader political material.

I can play some of those bits today. It sounds like he recorded them this morning. I mean, he did get bitter more and more bitter as time went on, you know, But he was I think, and I wasn’t a big fan of his for years because I didn’t like him because all of a sudden, he was wearing his hair long, you know, and wearing a beard, like he wanted to play to the hippies of the day, you know, where before he had worn a suit and been, you know, George Carlin, mister strait. And it took me a while to realize the real George Carlin was what I was seeing, not the one who was wearing the suit. So he was horing himself out.

It was back then where he was wearing the suit, not when he was trying to appeal to me. But but I resented that, and so for years I didn’t like or listen to Carlin.


And then when I finally did, I went, this guy’s he’s the best.

His presentation, He’s timing everything, impeccable and something to say. He had something to say. It wasn’t just she’s always something to say. Yes, absolutely for the modern scene, is there anybody that floats your boat? Who was it?

There was a female comic who was on the Brady Roast. I’m trying to remember her name name, Nicky Glazer, Nikki Glaser. I think she’s very funny. She crushed, She crushed that day. Yeah, that was the only thing on that whole thing that was worth watching.

By the way, that Brady Roast was the worst thing I’ve ever seen. Oh, I think it’s the best thing of the year. Talk to me, No, I don’t. I’ll tell you why. I mean, they had people who are not comedians trying to roast him, and what you got to do?

You know, too bad. Gilbert isn’t alive. He’s the guy who knows how to do a roast, you know. And Nikki Glaser came close to that. You know, she was very good.

I became a big fan of her.


And then I watched your specials my wife and I and she’s very critical and sh…

You know. I enjoy the art of the roast when the comedians kind of switch up instead of so the rest of Tom Brady, instead of making Tom Brady jokes, sort of goes sideways and say, oh, and Alex Bennett’s here, and then just take some come. That’s what you did at Roast. That’s what you did at Roast. Though.

See the thing is the Roast died the day they put them on TV. But now that it’s on Netflix, they should be as filthy as is humanly possible. Because you got to remember the Friars Club. These guys I would see. I had a friend who belonged to the Friars Club, so I went to the Friars Club with them a lot.

And I went to one thing one night where they were just doing something with somebody. It wasn’t a Roast or anything, and it was all these old comics, you know, the Sheechy so On sos and the you know Bobby so and sos. And they were all getting up one after another. And I don’t think I’ve ever laughed that much in my life. All of a sudden, these mediocre comics that I’d seen on TV and gone, hey, you know old borsch belt come.

They were just killing it. When they didn’t have any cameras there, when they didn’t have any microphones there, and nobody was gonna in years later put them in judgment of what they had said at that rost. My Guide to Interviewing Alex Bennett says, I’m supposed to say Robin Williams at some point I’ve been remiss. Were nearly an hour in Did you have encounters with Robin? Do you have any good Robin stories?

Robin did my show in San Francisco total of one time. It was a very memorable time. It was wonderful to have Robin on. The reason Robin didn’t might do my show a lot is because I had to call him on stealing jokes. I felt that, you know, a comic coming up, works hard at getting material, you know, and to suddenly have it stolen from him and used on the Tonight Show.

Ruins that joke in just about a minute and a half, so that this guy, whenever he goes on stage and does that joke again, people yell out, oh, Robin Williams did that joke, Because if Robin Williams did the joke, it was his joke, okay, and he would keep stealing material. I remember sitting at Cobbs Comedy Club, the old Cobbs Comedy Club, back in the back room the night that Robin was on the Tonight Show, and all these comedians were sitting there one after the osis, that’s my joke. That’s my joke. It’s my joke. It’s my joke.

And the fact was that I you know, I met up with Robin once. I said, you know, you just shouldn’t. You shouldn’t steal from people. That’s what I have against you, Robin. You know it’s not right.

These people are coming up, They they fight for every piece of material they have, and then you use it one night on the Tonight Show and it can never be done again. I don’t care if you want to write him out a check for it. The only person that has a right to say, yes, you can use my material as a guy who’s material it is, and not for you to steal it first and send the check later. So how does a guy like that make it? Is he more charismatic, is he handsome?

He has a better agent? Hollywood doesn’t care if you steal jokes, all of that. In his later years, Robin got to be very good about this and he did improve and I have to give him credit for that. Okay, And there are a lot of comics who love him because he did good stuff for them. Okay, So I’m going to give Robin that and give him a pass on the rest of it.

But how he made it, How can I describe it? His act was doing the best impression of a comedian he possibly could. I got it. Do you get what I’m saying? I totally get what you’re saying.

But yeah, before it sounds like comedy. But he’s telling you that Robin Williams is so funny, and I’d say, okay, tell me something funny. He said, silence. It was just that he went on, he did this comedy which is basically word salad. You know you didn’t really understand it, but you weren’t willing to admit you didn’t understand it.

And then when he’s finished, went, oh, that guy’s great. Are you following Dave Chappelle? I’m I’m bothered by Dave Chappelle’s greatness, and yet he has chosen to make his someday obituary. The second line is going to be about digging in on transgender jokes. The way I’ve been explaining this lately is, Alex, you know why it’s so hot in New York City today because of the trans And you slap your knee and you mug for the camera with a smile and you get a laugh, and I it boggles my mind.

Why is Dave Chappelle choosing to make that the thing that’s going to be the second line of his open I think, and this is just I can’t read David Chappelle’s mind, but let me try and do it for a second here. I think he doesn’t want to give up. He doesn’t want to say I won’t do that because you’re pressuring me. He wants to say I won’t do that because it’s his decision. And I think that’s why he digs his heels in.

You know, I saw a very interesting interview with the Piers Morgan, who, again as a person I don’t particularly find wonderful, but he did a terrific interview with Kevin Spacey, and Spacey was saying, you know, I haven’t been found guilty of anything anywhere. All the charges have been thrown out. You know, anybody who sued me civilly is lost. He said, I should be working right now.


And then he asked them, well, how do you feel about Netflix?

And he said Netflix as soon as this thing hit, before I was even found guilty of anything, or even put on trial, or even charge they got rid of me, He said, you would think they would have been that way Dave Chappelle, but they weren’t. He said. They didn’t go after Dave Chappelle in the same way they went after me, and I did nothing interesting. Why do you think, why do you think Netflix has stood by Dave Chappelle and dug their heels in. I find it disingenuous that Netflix always has a House of Cards on the main menu, but never a picture of Kevin Spacey’s.

Kevin Spacey’s in this show, I had no idea. Really, is he an house of Cards the show? Everybody but the man’s been erased, literally erased from anything. They even took him out of a movie and replaced him with Christopher Plumber in the cost of several hundred thousand dollars to film the scenes and to pay the actor. You know, what’s happened to Spacey is sad.

It’s time for the people in the industry to turn around and say it’s time to hire Kevin Spacey again. That seems like one of those things that you know he’ll have. It won’t be at He’ll have to come back and play against type, whatever type would be, and just do a really deep character role. Yeah, but he has to get hired first, you know, and nobody will hire him. There are some people starting to come to his defense now, so maybe one of those people will say, you know, he’s a good actor, I want him in my movie.

Screw all of you, you know, and that will break it. But he mentions Kirk Douglas with the with the Blacklist and the fact that Dalton Trumbull wrote Spartacus and he was going to put on a they were going to put on a fake name for Dalton Trumbull on the screenplay, and Kirk Douglas said, no, the Blacklist stops here, and I’m putting his name on this movie. When that happened, everybody else dropped the blacklist as well, and that was the end of it. What he needs is his Kirk Douglas. It’s interesting to bring up.

He is one of the few actually canceled Luis K’s Top of Mind because of the new documentary What Happened to Louie On the Flip Side, Jerry Seinfeld’s dating history is quite colorful, and everybody’s like, yeah, okay, whatever, Yeah, but here’s the thing with Louie that just really bothered me. These women go to see him. He says, do you mind if I pull out my penis? Did any of them say no? No?

None of them said no, and so Louis did, and then they’re offended by it. But he asked permission first. That’s a real gentleman. But what about the implied power dynamic? How do I say no to this person?

Well, I mean you could just you could walk out of the room. He asked you in a very pleasant way. He didn’t ask you in a threatening way. You know. If you if you want to look at his penis in order to curry favor with him, then who’s being the whore?

I don’t have her re tour? How I’m gonna leave that alone. These days you’re hosting on gabinet. It’s great to see you’re still doing there. And I see the post on Facebook.

Looks like a very lively group. If you could explain as everybody what GABNet is and how we can participate. Oh, GABNet is just you know, a bunch of people calling up talking about stuff. I have a Monday show which I do, which I really like because just really friendly people who like each other as opposed to a bunch of people who start arguing with each other, which is on Wednesdays, Thursdays and Friday nights at ten thirty Eastern. The other show is four o’clock on Mondays on the Facebook.

So it’s you know, it just it just makes us eighty four year old still have to force to use as chops. Now. I think that’s good, you know, for several reasons. I always say it’s good to have something on your calendar, and we all need to get these things out of our system one way or another. It’s one of the reasons I started this podcast is you know, me yelling at the wall about Chappelle does nothing.

At least here I can have, you know, a couple thousand people either agree or disagree.


Also, if I could, I’d like to push something I haven’t pushed in a long time.

That is that on thegabnet dot net, which is our web page, there’s a thing called Alex Bennett’s Life in the Passing Lane. It’s the history of my life in sixty nine episodes. Wow, and a lot of it has stuff about the comedians, a lot of it has stuff to do with you know, nineteen seventy’s, nineteen sixties, radical era, you know, and people that I would have have had a relationship with, like John Lennon and so on, and it’s every inch of my life. And I think people might find that interesting. Thank you for saying, John Lennon.

I had that on my notes and I forgot to ask you about it. You met John Lennon? What’s John Lennon? Like I often said that if people, if you met John Lennon, you’d be expecting, oh boy, I’m going to meet this brilliant, brilliant guy, and he it almost seems stupid. Oh wow, you know, yeah, he never had what he was.

He was a savant. You know. What he did musically was brilliant, just the best lyricist. He and Coleport are two of the best lyricists of the last century. Okay, incredible, Yea.

Yoko was the brains of the family. Okay. I like Yoko a lot, and I like John John was okay, but I especially liked Yoko. You’ve got a couple interesting takes here. I’ve never heard that take on the Yoko.

What is it about her? I think she was brilliant. I think she was a brilliant artist, and I think her association with John Lennon kind of stifled that because she was living in his shadow, and she shouldn’t have. She was too good at what she did. She was a brilliant artist before he met her, and she could you know, I loved you, Yoko.

I think the world of Yoko. Did you ever see the photo album that are mutual coworker Pat Saint John, the New York City disc jockey has Did he ever show you his photo album? No? So aside from the amazing photos, the way Pat would present it to you, He’d put it on the table and he’d very slowly flip the pages and he’d be like, and this is me with and your brain is going, it’s obviously John Lennon, And this is me with It’s obviously David Bowie. And everybody in this photo album is like elite Mick Jagger level rockstar.

You to identify every single person they’re in the picture with Pat, but he takes the minute to explain to you, like, and this is me with, Yes, those are the Eagles. Well, and there are moments in my life that I have tapes that are kind of like that. I mean, I was the first guy in the United States to interview Elton John, for instance, I had on all of the Grateful Dead at the same time except for Pig Pant, and I got high with them, but not because I wanted to. They were I had a lawyer that said to me, if somebody starts smoking a joint in our studio, you can let them, but you can’t join. Yeah, okay, So they came in.

They all lit up at the same time, and the room was filled with marijuana smoke, but I couldn’t have any And by the end of the hour, I didn’t even know what my name was anymore. That is a great story. I should get on top. But I want to ask you. I got to spend a couple of minutes I’m talking about Okay, I want to lose half the audience here, so I’ll just say nothing.

I’ll let you answer. Where do you think we’re heaving on? I’d be the right winger and then you can be the left winger and then we can keep the whole audience. How do you handicap this thing? Is Uncle Joe going to pull this off?

Or we looking at Trump too well, there’s no way that Joe should lose this. I mean, if you’re a sensible human being I mean, look, it’s not even a choice for me either. If I didn’t have to vote for Joe Biden, I wouldn’t vote for Joe Biden. And quite for I don’t have to vote for Joe Biden. I live in New York and our votes are all chopped down into what seventy nine electoral votes.

So he’s going to win this state whether I go out to vote or not. All right, But in a state like oh, say, South Carolina, then there’s a place you got to get out and vote. And why do you have to vote for Joe Biden? And listen, it’s not a great it’s a terrible choice we’re being handed here, you know, and it’s rumored that most of America doesn’t even like the choice. I think back to our hallway political discussions and how far we’ve come.

I mean, some of the stuff we would talk about was, boy, look at that John Kerry. Look at him on a surfboard. He’s so out of touch. These were the discussions we were having. Now you would kill for such a candidate.

I still wouldn’t kill for John for him, but I yeah, I don’t know. I just feel there are better people out there. Was suited to run for office. Well, think about in the past, we have candidates got not canceled, but eliminated because oh so and so might have smoked marijuana or somebody went on a stage, I got canceled, which come a long way. Yeah, we sure have.

We’ve lowered our expectations. How do we get better people to run? I think we have to offer them the ability to run and not be assailed in the way they get a sailed today. You know, to be able to run on the basics, like what you’re going to do for the country. I mean, the thing that bothered me most about Trump is when you ever hear him talk about what he’s going to do for the country.

Basically most of his speeches are railing against all the harm that’s been thrown his way, and then how he was cheated with the trial in New York and blah blah blah blah blah, and there’s no like, well, here’s how I’m going to make America better in modern times. There’s the show biz aspect of it. I think back to al Gore. One of his big things was the climate emergency he’s running for basically Bill Clinton’s third term, and he got outperformed by a fake cowboy. Yep, Trump figured out the game.

He’s better at the game than everybody else. Well, I don’t know if he’s better at the game. I mean, he had everybody convinced that he was really good with money, you know, and now we’ve learned he doesn’t know a thing about money, you know, And everybody went, oh, I saw him on the Apprentice. He really knows he really knows money. Well, this isn’t the Apprentice.

This is America. This is democracy that’s at stake. But the debates are a reality TV show. All I have to do is get up there and zing you a couple of times and I win the night. Yeah yeah, but I don’t know that he can do that with Biden necessarily.

You know, the optics don’t look good. If you’re going to portray Biden is this old, doddering old man. Then what are you doing if you go after him? You’re beaten up on an old man, you know, And we know you don’t like that. We’ve brought this full circle.

I don’t like that at all. I don’t like it getting beaten up on. All Right, we’ve now lost half the audience. So who’s your favorite comedian of all time. My favorite comedian of all time couldn’t even begin to say, because there are so many good ones and for different reasons.

I mean, Seinfeld is beautiful at what he does. He’s a beautiful If I had an example of here’s a comedian you should watch to see how to be a comedian, it would be Seinfeld. Okay. On the other hand, you know Lenny. I saw Lenny.

Lenny was a favorite of mine when I was growing up, you know, So I mean, who was the greatest of all time? They’re all great for different reasons. But I could make you a list. I suppose top ten that would be much fairer, but that would take too long here, So is there one show you remember seeing that sticks out? I think the comedian that I think is maybe the best stand up club comedian in the country is Bobby Slate.

You’re probably not all let familiar with Bobby. I’m sure you are on a certain levels, but you know, I don’t think I’ve seen a better stand up than Bobby period. You know, plants his feet on the stage and he makes you laugh. That’s the job, and that’s Alex Bennett. And I hope you enjoyed him a little feistier than usual, and that’s your comedy news for today.

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Caloroga Shark Media. I have solved the mystery of the sixth sauce. Hi, I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Today’s a real episode. It’s not filler.

There’s actually news today. The following is not a commercial. This is just a topic I’ve been interested in. Hey world, Jimmy, oh yank here and I’m on Popeye’s channel today because I need to clear the air. I once wrote in a famous food magazine that bonus wings are just little white meat lies.

But then I had these and I was wrong. Popeyes bonus wings made me a bonus believer, and I know I wasn’t the only one out there who has some strong feelings on bonus wings. So I want to hear what you guys think. Are you a bone in bro or a bonus believer? Drop common below and I have discovered what the sixth sauce is?

Are you ready? The sixth sauces are classic. I think that’s the one we were missing. Honey, lemon, pepper, signature, hot honey, barbecue, sweet and spicy, and roasted garlic parmesan. Now I have even better news for you, and this really is not a commercial.

This is just somebody putting together a comedy podcast. Tomorrow, July sixth is National Fried Chicken Day and press release. Popeye says they’re confident that one bite of their new Boneless Wings, endorsed by Jimmy O Yang, is all it takes to win over skeptics. Popeyes has set out to connect with thousands of users on Twitter who had publicly proclaimed their anti boneless wing beliefs to offer codes redeemable on the Popeye’s website and app for free six piece boneless wings with any purchase made on the Popeye’s website or app. Now, if you’re a true boneless Wings believer, you can get some free wings too.

That offer a free six piece boneless wings with a ten dollars purchase. That’s a lot of money there, Popeyes. How much food do you think I’m eating? Jeff Klein is president of Popeye’s North America. Jeff says, when planning our Boneless Wings launch, we noticed a lot of people have pretty strong opinions about them, and many claim their minds can’t be changed.

We’re here to challenge that prove it. We’re giving everyone a chance to try them on a National Fried Chicken Day again. Tomorrow, July sixth is a National Fried Chicken Day. In other Jimmy O Yang news, he banned his father from attending his film premieres after dad embarrassed him too much. Jimmy’s father was at a premiere and, as Jimmy tells the story, he brought these ray banned glasses.

They’re like the old snapchat glasses that you press a button on the record, but then a bright light will shine. So in my scene came on in the movie theater, it was just a bright flashlight on his face. I’m like, Dad, what are you doing? And I ripped the glasses off him. I’m like, you’re committing a federal crime right now recording at a movie theater and like embarrassing me.

He’s banned. He’s done. Jimmy’s dad wants to do stand up. He wants to do stand up now. I told him, if you want to do stand up, go and do some open mics.

That’s how everyone starts. And he’s like, no, I do theaters only from sports Kidia, we have a little nicky Glazer controversy. This is fun. On June thirtieth, Julia Roberts attend to at Taylor Swift’s Dublin concert. There, Julia Roberts meets Travis Kelcey.

The next day, Nikki Glaser shares a video on her Instagram story where Nicky and her parents discussed the interaction between Julia Roberts and Travis Kelsey. In the clip, Nicky’s mom can be heard saying of Julia Roberts, she’s so groose. Nicky’s father chimes in and says Travis was trying to get away from Julia Roberts, observing that the scratching is weird. You see. Nicky’s mom, Julie, pointed out that Julia Roberts resting her hands on Travis Kelsey’s chest was weird and equipped that it appeared as if the actress was itching the NFL star.

Julia and Edward Glazer issued an apology via Nicky Glazer’s Instagram post, mentioning they wanted to say the interaction was weird and the word grosse was mistakingly used. Dave Chappelle will headline a show next week to benefit the campaign of US Senate candidate Hill Harper July eleventh at Saint Andrew’s Holland downtown Detroit, a fundraiser tickets go from two hundred and fifth fifty bucks for the balcony to thirty three hundred dollars for those who want to attend a VP reception. Under federal rules, thirty three hundred dollars is the maximum donation that one individual can make to a federal candidate per election cycle. I’m seeing mixed reviews on Eddie Murphy’s Beverly Hills cop For the proper title of that Beverly Hills cop axel f Eddie was out doing some press. He told bet even in show business, it wasn’t like becoming a singer or an actor.

When I started, it was like being a magician or a juggler. It was like a fringe vocation.

And now it’s mainstream.

Comedy is big, a giant, multi billion dollar business. Since it was an interview about comedy, he got asked about cancel culture. Eddie said, I don’t think the woe cancel culture has anything to do with whether or not something is funny, And ultimately, comedy is either funny where it’s not. And I don’t think anyone’s going to get canceled because they said something that was funny. Usually the things that people say that ruffle somebody’s feathers and start controversial.

Things are really really not funny. It’s like they said something that was edgy, and a couple of people might laugh at them, But something that is really funny, it is what it is. No one’s canceling funny. You want more, you don’t cancel it. You turned it up.

Bert Kreischer is taping his next special for Netflix this weekend. He taped one on Wednesday evening. He’s taping some more shows this weekend at the Mahaffe Theater in Saint Petersburg, Florida. I guess they’re capturing it looks like four shows total. Watch for the edits when that one comes out.

Brad Williams spoke to Forbes about whiskey, and he’s just cooler about it than say Jim Gaffigan is. Brad Williams said, I love whiskey. I love scotch. That was what I call a frat house drinker. Let’s do shots of tequila until I met my wife and she likes her scotch smoky and beaty.

I thought I hated scotch. Turns out I just hated bad scotch and shocker, I’m actually part owner of a brewery in San Diego called Thorn Street Brewery. It takes a genius to figure out where it’s located. Forbes was curious what his first drink was. Brad said, the first drink that got me sick was called ninety nine bananas.

That messed me up because it’s like you’re drinking candy. That was in college. I woke up at a bathtub, thankfully no water.


Also, as a dwarf, I could spread out in the bathtub.

Random question, ever share a drink with one of your idols? Fortunately he had an answer. I’m a lifelong and die hard Denver Broncos fan. The John Elway car dealerships were having a Christmas party and asked if I wanted to perform. I go, I’m there, and at the end of the show, John Elway starts the standing ovation.

He was nice to me before, but after he saw me perform and now he really wanted to hang out with me, and we hung out. Then he goes, what are you doing tomorrow? You want to come to the game. My wife was eight and a half months pregnant, but thankfully my wife is an amazing woman who just said that’s your hero. So I went to the game and I watched the Broncos with John Elway.

How about comedy idols, Brad Williams says, one of the coolest nights of my life. I didn’t have a drink with him because he was sober, but this is how I got maybe the nicest compliment I’ve ever gotten my life. I did a set at a small club in northern California. I go backstage and Robin Williams burst through the green room door and goes right for me and says, oh my god, mister Williams. Both Williams a little confusing.

I get it. You’re like Prozac with a head that’s going on my gravestone. The next night, he’s doing a show at the same theater because he lives up there and that’s where he’d go work stuff out. And after the show, I go back to the green room and there’s Robin Williams, Dana Carvey, me, Mort Sahl All talking comedy. Was the greatest night ever.

So I have been under selling this Alex Bennett interview that I have scheduled for tomorrow. On Tuesday night, I cleaned up the edit and I was like, oh, this is really good. So I hope you enjoy my conversation with Alex Bennett. That’s the Saturday interview. Sunday is a normal episode.

Glenn Howard and you know him from It’s Alway Sunny in Philadelphia. He’s got a new role in Netflix’s show Sirens. He will play Ethan Corbin the Second.


Also on this Sirens show is Kevin Bacon.

Sirens takes place over a single weekends set at a fancified beach estate. Ethan Corbin the Second is described as a dear friend and next door neighbor of the lead family who has spent his life as a roaming bachelor, steadily burning through his trust fund as a yacht club regular. Yeah, I can see Glenn in that role for sure. The Hollywood Reporter did their comedy roundtable. Jenny Slat said, I could never audition for the comedy festivals or whatever because they’re like, bring five minutes, and it would just be like, I don’t have that for you.

It’s just not what I’m like. I’m a long distance runner on this one. Jacqueline Novak said, maybe that’s why I didn’t internalize my comedy seller opportunity, because when you guys talk about giving fifteen minutes that you know it works. I’m like, tell me about that fifteen minutes. I’m like forty six to lower them men, forty seven minute, you got them boom, Jenny said.

The people have done comedy with for years will be like, no, Jenny, you can do fifteen minutes. You just don’t. And it’s like yeah, But it feels like if I do this one bit, then I’m not going to be able to go to sleep for three days unless I do that one bit. But if I do that one, then I have to do the other one. So I don’t know.

Maybe I have OCD and that issued comedy news for today. Go have some wings. Will you see you tomorrow