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Caloroga Shark Media. Hello, I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Company. He was, Hey, Deacon, Mike, don’t go getting ordained. On August third at ten pm Eastern, you know why Joe Rogan is live on Netflix? All right?
I skipped Kat Williams. I can’t do this twice, man, I’m hosting a podcast here. Joe Rogan burn the Boats Live Netflix, August third, ten pm Eastern and a shocking development. I am scheduled to be home that day. That’s good.
This is Joe’s third Netflix special. It’s been a minute. His previous specials Strange Times in twenty eighteen and Triggered in twenty sixteen. They did share a trailer, or i’ll call it a teaser. I think they used trailer.
It’s just some random things of Joe saying things like don’t get mad at me, you know why you came here? Feel that. That’s some rhde home arguments in the air. So they probably pulled that from an Austin show. No real clip, no real joke anyway.
Joe Rogan Burned the Boats August third, at ten pm Eastern. Folks had cracked when after Brendan’s shob with the headline It’s Always Sonny in Philadelphia. Fans catch the world’s Worst comedy podcaster stealing the show’s jokes. I guess they are not fans of Brendan and they’re bringing it. They write.
If Brendan Shab could write a joke as funny as any of those on it, It’s Always Sonny in Philadelphia, maybe he’d finally headline at Joe Rogan’s club. One podcasting fan in the It’s Always Sonny in Philadelphia subreddit recently unearthed an old club of Brendan on the Joe Rogan Experience, joking about Hulk Hogan and his hot dog skin that made Rogan laugh cracked rights. You can tell they’re not fans show better Countless Blessings that Rogan doesn’t watch Always Sonny. Otherwise he’d have taken away the heavyweight title of least funny comedian whose career was derailed after Joe Rogan accused him of plagiarism from Carlos Smith SIA Wow. The video is titled failed Comedian.
Brendan Shab takes credit for a line that sounds pretty familiar, shows Brendan saying that a bodybuilder has hulk Hogan hot dog’s skin. Rogan says, dude, hot dog skin is the best expression ever, When did you come up with that? And says, I don’t know a while ago, that’s how I describe Hulk Hogan. Crack points out as any always sunny fan will tell you. I’m a fan.
I couldn’t have told you this. D Reynolds, a somehow more talented comedy in the Shop, was actually the person who came up with a description of Hogan’s skin. In two thousand and nine, the episode is the Gang Wrestles for the Troops. Did you watch Hannah Berner’s new special yet? She spoke to Variety and they said, in the special, you joke that bachelorette party, so like cults, have you been too many?
What’s the craziest thing that’s been expected of you? Hanna said, the funniest part about that is I was one of my first friends to have a bachelorette party. I was the bride and that’s when I remember this feeling of sense of power. Everybody was falling me around. I was like, oh, this could be abused in the wrong hands.
Then I started getting invites and seeing the amount of money involved. I love being a mouthpiece for the girls who were like, we don’t want to go. Maybe your best friend wants to go, but this has become too much. We don’t need to go to Capri. Hannah is close to her grandma, and we learn Grandma is really evolved in terms of people being able to talk about sexuality.
She doesn’t like when I curse, though, she’s like in stadium of saying that s word? Could you say sugar? He doesn’t like it when I talk about farting or diarrhea. But I’m like, Nana, let’s normalize it for the girls. We can’t keep lying that we don’t have stomach issues.
She’s the coolest grandma ever. But if my eighty three year old grandma thought that all of my material was perfect and made for her, then I’d be upset with my material. Fair enough, Marlon Wayans is going to play Baltimore. He caught up with the Baltimore Banner and they were like, hey, Marlon Wayans, what’s it like to perform in Baltimore. Marlon said real, like’s real.
If he ain’t funny, they ain’t gonna like it. It’s no patience in Baltimore. They want the jokes. And I got them. Marlon only started doing stand up in twenty eighteen.
He said, I think I was fearful in that when you do stand up comedy, it’s about telling stories about things that happen right, and for me, it’s like, what stories do I have to tell if six other people already doing jokes about our life. Lewis Black’s out on his final tour. He’ll be doing some shows up at the National Comedy Center. Black said, It’s always been a thrill for me to come to Jamestown and Buffalo, spend time in this incredible museum, and perform for the National Comedy Center audiences. Means a lot to me to take the stage on this final tour, for these two very special shows, performing for friends and fans who love comedy as much as I do.
Jerney Gunderson is the executive director of the NCC and says audiences here in Western New York have loved that appreciated Lewis Black’s comedy for decades, since he first performed at one of the earliest to lucial ball comedy festivals in Jamestown back in the early nineties. On his final tour, it’s an honor to bring him back for two final shows that we can share the experience together. Jeff Foxworthy recently played two shows in Nevada. It was one hundred and thirteen degrees. Jeff Foxworthy and a half assed impression of himself, said, I was telling my wife, that’s just unbearable.
You need to quit doing such hot places. I pulled up my schedule. Oh crap, I’m in Tucson in July, those terrible John’s. Are you slowing down? Jeff Foxworthy?
Yeah, but not because I don’t still love it. There’s just other things I love a lot too, like being a granddad. I still love being on stage. After forty plus years of airports and hotel rooms, the thrill of those two things has gone away. I tell them, now you’re paying me to fly out here and spend the night.
I’m doing the show for free. That’s the fun part. However, most hotel chains have cut back on the complimentary waffle bar. Jeff says, you can’t even get free coffee anymore. You know what’s really crazy.
Half the places is no longer of room service. They’re like, well, you can call downstairs and walk downstairs and get it. We’re not gonna bring it to you. Really, I’ll pay you to bring it to me. I forgot to mention yesterday Beverly Hills Cop four, which isn’t even the title of the movie.
The movie is called Beverly Hills Cop axel F. It’s pretty good. I described that as good bad. It’s a terrible movie, but it’s entertaining. It’s Eddie Murphy doing Beverly Hills Cop forty years later.
What do you think it’s gonna be? It’s that? Is it Shakespeare? No? Is it even the pop tarts movie?
No, it’s Eddie Murphy doing Beverly Hills Cop forty years later. It’s fine. There is one performer in the movie, though. I don’t know how this person got this movie. This person cannot act awful worse than the Jeff fox Worth the impression I just did.
I mean that bad. But it’s a good bad movie. I think I stole that term from Bill Simmons. So it’s a bad movie, but it’s the good version of a bad movie, you know what I’m saying. Anyway, Beverly Hills Cop acts LEF.
You should watch it or forget. Monday is the big launch of that new pop cast. The artist that’s the one about the crazy serial killer with some flare turns his evilness into art. Rated R for mature audience is only why don’t you hit that follow button now so we can move up the charts a little bit? Nudge nudge, know what it means, say no more the artist?
Where you get your shows? John Stewart and the rest of the Late night guys are finally back to work. Hey guys, where you’ve been the last ten days? I know it’s nice to take your life fourth weekend off, but like, are you covering the election? There’s been kind of a news cycle here now Ballot the Ballot podcast, no days off even work the weekend?
Been covering the election? Ballot Where you get your shows? Anyway? John Stewart was back at The Daily Show on Monday. He said, for a campaign based on honesty and decency, the spin about the debate appears to be blatant BS and the redemption tour hasn’t gone that much better.
He then played clips of Biden’s team scrambling to cover We’re told that the threat of Trump is so great and the stakes are so high that even bringing up these absolutely legitimate concerns about the president’s ability to do the most vigorous job in the world for the next four years is enabling fascism. Yet even the President doesn’t seem particularly alarmed, to which I’ll say to John Stewart, you know, we’re told that the threat of Trump is so great that late Night including you took a week off. Dude, come on, it’s important or not. I know you had plans, but sometimes she got to work. I’m in broadcasting too, been in broadcasting thirty years.
Sometimes you gotta go in on Saturday, John Boy, Johnny Mack. Going after John Stewart for some reason, Stuart played a clip of Biden saying, as long as I gave it my all and did as good of a job as I know I can do, that’s what it’s all about. Stuart said, that’s not what this is about. There are no participation trophies in end game democracy, unless, of course, you know, July fourth falls on a Thursday and you want to take the week off. I mean, you know, then the stuff’s not that important.
Jimmy Kimmel, now he’s excused. There’s a reason Jimmy Kimmel wasn’t on last week, aside from me took the summer off, but I’m not gonna hammer Jimmy Kimmel for spending time with a seven year old son, Billy, who underwent his third open heart surgery. Back in May. Kimmell told Entertainment Tonight, Billy’s doing great. He had open heart surgery.
You know, he’s got the scars and everything, but he’s just mentally right back where he was, which is crazy. Physically. You know, we’re gonna have to be careful with him for a couple of months, but he’s doing really well. Sarah Cooper. You know, Sarah Cooper fantastic in pop tarts.
I don’t know what you think I was gonna say. You probably were like, he’s gonna take some shot about her being TikTok, famous for doing lame pantomime to Donald Trump. That is not what I was gonna say. She was fantastic in pop tarts. She’s got a book coming out.
It’s called How Google Docs Knew I was getting divorced before I did and Other stories by comedian Sarah Cooper. The synopsis says, whether it’s an auditions, on dates working the Google offices, or on the set of her very own Netflix special, Sarah Cooper knows what it’s like to feel a little bit foolish. The result is a book that’s relatable, self deprecating, and direkly funny. You remember during the pandemic, Sarah Cooper had a Netflix special That’s right, she did and from the world of the courts. Jay Johnston, who is said to play a pizzeria owner in the TV series Bob’s Burgers, phases a maximum sentence of five years in prison after pleading guilty to civil disorder.
This involved an event that happened in Washington one January a few years ago. Not looking to go there today, but your honor, if it may please the court, I have two questions. First, have you ever seen Bob’s Burger’s, your honner, And of course, the answer is no. Lawyers never ask a question that they don’t know the answer to. And Two, your honor, have you ever met anyone who has seen Bob’s Burger’s?
The answer, of course also no metric comedy news for today. I’m punching today, See you tomorrow.