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The shark deck. I’m trying to mac with your Daily Comedy News. Dave Chappelle did a show in Melburne. He’s got some new material at the top, and I’m trying to figure out how to share it with you without offending anyone. He used the R word.

I guess I’ll go with that. Dave said, I’ve received complaints about making fun of LGBTQ people, so I won’t do that tonight. Instead, I’ll be making fun of our words. He added, our words make easier targets than the trans community is. They don’t send a fight back.

Chapelle also told the crowd about a craze fan and was once bothering him, and said he was worried that his Filipino American wife, Elaine might run him over his jokes. She’s not violent, she’s just Asians, so she’s a really bad driver. Dave got serious at one point. He joked about Chris Rock being slapped by Will Smith at the Oscars, and then he turned it back into comedy. Said Chris Rock told him I’m not a victim.

Dave said, you’re not a victim, please, I’ve seen the tape. Dave also joke he hates buying Australian cigarettes because they have photos of diseases on the packets. I’m like, I’ll take the packet with the disease lungs on it. During the show, Chappelle and announcer DJ Trauma reminded the audience at regular intervals that anyone caught using any electronic device would be immediately evicted from the venue. That’s right, Dave, because you don’t want people to find out that you opened up with an R word joke.

Because how would they find out if we don’t have our phones. They’re recording your whole special right, It’ll never get out. DJ Trauma warned. Infrared cameras will be used to identify any attempts of recording the show. We’ve already kicked out seven or eight people.

Also on the bill, Marshall Brandon, Jeff Ross, and Donnel Rawlings. Ross had the audience howling with laughter. He did a raunchy routine about the sex life of Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip. The New York Post wonders will Joe Rogan leave Spotify when his contract expires. The new site Semaphore says Rogan’s relationship with Spotify management has quote unquote freed.

The Post reached out to Spotify. They disputed Semaphore’s reporting, insisting that Rogan’s contract does not expire this year. That’s interesting. Most people in the industry think Rogan expire at the end of the year. A Semaphore spokesperson told The Post that they have updated the original story with a link to a New York Times article from last year.

A lot of game of telephone here right. The Times had claimed the contract rand for three and a half years, with the possibility of more. Rogan signed with Spotify in twenty twenty, so all right, you’ve got twenty twenty, twenty twenty one, twenty twenty two. That’s three years, and then another half would be sometime this year. Who knows.

Also, there’s a fake ad making the rounds where it looks like and sounds like Joe Rogan endorsing a product. All of that is fake. And the use of AI the point of the article pointing out how dangerous AI is about to get. There is really good voice faking technology. I use it on this very podcast.

I’ll even tell you what it is. It’s called descript and I have thrown a lot of episodes of this podcast into the script to create a sampling of my own voice. And how I use it is sometimes if I misspeak, instead of going back into the studio to clean up a sentence, I will type the words and descript, consume, mulate my voice and you probably don’t notice. I’m me and I usually can’t notice it’s not perfect. Get The longer you go, it becomes more obvious that it’s a computer speaking.

But I can replace a word here and there and you’ll never know. From TMZ, George Lopez getting dragged through the coals. Some say he’s acting like a gate keeping elitist for stand up comedy. Wow, all right, what’s going on? He was on a podcast with the All Things Comedy Network.

George was chatting with Steve Trevino. They were talking about George’s legacy, especially as it pertains to paving the path for other Hispanic comedians. Travino said it was incumbent on the ogs of the biz like George Lopez to pass down the knowledge and assist up and comers in breaking through. Lopez disagreed on the way to go about that. He acknowledged he hadn’t always been the most helpful, but noted he had shown the way argument was on others to chart their own path.

Travino pushed back, invoking a young comedian named Ralph Barbosa. George asked why Travinia was bringing up Barbosas, suggesting that Barbosa is not famous or worthy enough of getting roped into the conversation. He asked the room if it was messed up that he said that, but in the end he stood his ground, writing Barbosa off as a relative nobody. I’m also unfamiliar with Ralph Barbosa. Lopez said his point was look out for yourself, and that means not talking about other comics or giving them a plug of any kind, something Paul Rodriguez has alluded to when it comes to what he says is George’s track record on that sort of thing.

A resurface clip of Paul Rodriguez has him telling a story about George Lopez, and it seems that even among George’s contemporaries, he’s got a bad rep for not extending and helping hand to Latinos. Barbosa has posted a clip on social media. It’s a scene from the movie Blood in Blood Out, where Benjamin Bratt is getting grilled by his relative for turning his back on his own people. Johnny Mack, you never talk about Mark Marin. I know, right.

Mark Marin said he was thrilled to be offered the opportunity to do HBO because he’s been doing it a long time and he told us to Collider it was always the dream. Just came circuitously and at an odd point in my career and at an odd moment in history. But I’m thrilled. It was weird because net Flix said, first look, I had to deal with them for the other specials. Support of that was they got to choose if they wanted the new one, and Robbie prow Robbie is the Netflix VP of stand up in comedy, Robbie prow Over there was like nah, and I’m like great, and then HBO said we want it.

Having seen the special, Robbie, I think Robbie nailed it. I love Marin the special. It’s just kind of like, all right, doctor Meren, he said. HBO said we want it, And this couldn’t have been a better thing because in some ways, to stand up you don’t really want to be on Netflix, do you? I think you do?

No, you don’t want to be on Netflix, Mark, what’s going on here? Mark said, it’s such a gamble and they don’t get behind anything. You’re just there to see what the algorithm dictates, whereas HBO is still like a curated network where they’re going to support it, They’re going to make sure it’s great and they have good taste in content. And Netflix specials now sort of like, yeah, who doesn’t have a Netflix special? That is true.

Netflix has watered down their comedy brand. I agree with you there, Mark Marin. I was definitely aware that I was going to be on HBO and it did make a difference to me. I think I’m moving around more than I have in years. Is on this special the first third of it, I’m up and at it.

I do end up working intimately in the middle of the special, and I’m very aware of all these elements. But I think because I keep evolving as a comic, and I do think I’m doing the best work that I’ve done, all these things that I’ve become conscious of over the years doing specials, all the corrections they’ve been made for this. Mark Marin had starred on Glow with Alison Bree. You remember that show about the Women’s Wrestling League that was a good show on Netflix. Alison Bree was asked what would the final season of Glow look like, and she said, well, I’ll tell you that.

My husband recently on Mark Marin’s podcast, and Marin was like, me and your wife were going to hook up in the final season. You know we’re gonna get together, Alison said, I mean, unofficially, I do think that Sam and Ruth were going to have some kind of hookup. It’s hard for me to speculate because I actually know everything that was going to happen. Before we started shooting the fourth season. Our show runners told me the whole story for the season.

We’re already going into it thinking it was our final season, and I was in tears by the end of their season long synopsis. And I don’t know why I feel nervous sharing it. The show’s dead and I’ve heard no rumors about people ling behind that to bring it back. But for some reason, I’m like, should I just tell you everything? I do think there was a spinoff Network had at season three end where at the airport, I’m like, okay, it opens on Ruth.

I think that Ruthy was going to go back to her hometown for a little while. If she was going to maybe quit wrestling and then got sucked back in, I’ll neither confirm nor deny that that’s the plot of the first episode that we shot that no one will ever see.

And then later in the season, I think Marin and I were gonna have sex and we …

Let’s say the interviews over. She also spoke to Vulture and discussed the community movie. What’s the deal? Alison Brede said, Well, it’s happening. We’re doing it for Peacock.

We’re allegedly shooting it this summer, and that’s the most I know. I saw Joel and Danny last weekend. I was like, Joel, where’s the script, what’s the plan? He was just kind of bouncing around. I think right now, it’s just a matter of everybody’s schedule.

Most of us have signed on to do it. That’s interesting, most of us have all signed on to do it. Everybody who’s in is in, and how everyone is kind of assessing their schedules and hoping that we can make it work to shoot this summer. But she adds, I will say this with a hint of and then she sighs. I don’t trust it.

I’m not a skeptic. I do believe the community movie will get made, so it’s sold to Peacock, But because of everything we went through on that show, I’ll believe it when I see it. It’s not until I’m on set that will be like we’re making it. The meantime, I’ve just been having that anticipatory excitement feeling. This is the most hopeful any of us have been in a long time.

I feel like what I do here, go to buy meacoffee dot com Slash Daily Comedy News. Through a couple of bucks at the tip jar. I’ll take your money and I’ll go to the National Donuts chain. I will buy a large ice coffee with caramel and milk. Buy meacoffee dot com Slash Daily Comedy News.

Craig Ferguson has a new podcast. It is called Joy. He says joy is an essential human coping mechanism, and I’m interested in how different individuals manifest it, particularly when circumstances make it difficult, whether it be a demanding or harrowing job, a challenging existential problem, or just watching the news. I’ve worked with Craig I think twice. Really cool guy and one of the treats of my career to spend time with him in the studio.

He was doing some improv stuff. I was just standing there like an awkward suit boss type, but it was fantastic. Ted Danson is teaming up once again with Michael Scher. If you follow sitcoms, you know that name sure is the mastermind behind NBC’s The Good Life. On this new one, Ted Danson will start in The Mole Agents.

This is based on a twenty twenty Oscar nominated Chilean documentary of the same name. The Mole Agent features Ted Danson as an elderly man, How that makes me feel so old? Recruited by a private investigator to go undercover in a nursing home. How old is Ted Danson? Is Ted Danson seventy?

He probably is, right, Ted Danson is seventy five. You look pretty good, Ted. Ted Danson plays an elderly man recruited by a private investigator to go undercover in a nursing home. Do you like Avenue five on HBO canceled. I just had to pull off the band aid on you.

We’re gonna You’re gonna feel it. I just had to rip that off for you. It’s canceled. Sorry. The official cancelation comes eight months after Deadline revealed that the series likely was going to end because everybody’s contract had expired.

What happened was there was this pandemic, A long story I don’t enough time for here. Google the phrase COVID hyphen one nine. You’ll find out about it. It’s mind blowing. But because they were so late filming season two and then that pushed everything back, the cast options expired and everybody went off and got out of their work.

Series star Hugh Laurie’s working on season three of Apple TV’s Tehran. Camilla Clees, daughter of John Clees, talk to the UK’s The Sun newspaper about this Faulty Towers reboot. A lot of press about this. Camilla said, John won’t be doing as much crazy physical comedic things as before, but you never know what you might see him do. She says.

The revival will honor the tone of the original and ads. They’ll be jokes that will be a little edgy, but we’re not out to get anyone. We don’t dislike any people. That’s not the basis of it. People are a little sensitive nowadays.

Put it lightly. If anything, we’re making fun of the show’s characters and they’re idiosyncrasies. When will it debut? She said? The timeline is anywhere between three months and three years.

That’s not really helpful, Camilla. And you may have noticed that around the holidays, I started a podcast called five Good News Stories, So twice a week I tell you five stories. They’re all goods or like smile stories or laugh stories. And here’s an example. I used this on the other podcast, but it really cracks me up, so I thought i’d use it here.

From The Guardian, McDonald’s has pledged to remove an ad for its new mccrispy chicken sandwich. Well, why what’s wrong with the ad for the mccrispy chicken sandwich Johnny Mack was placed across the street from a crematorium. One woman, whose mother in law was cremated at the crematorium last year said, although I could see the funny side of the ad, it’s a little tasteless and I’m sure some family members won’t want to see that when visiting a crematorium. One Facebook user disagree and said, hey, my parents are in the crematorium. My old man had a brilliant as a humor.

I’m sure he would chuckle to that. Another user said, thank god it wasn’t advertising burger king and being flame grilled. That’s your comedy. It is for today. Follow the show for free on Apple, podcast, Spotify YouTube.

You can also follow five Number five five Good News Stories where if you get your shows see you here tomorrow. Did you know you can name a cockroach after your ex lover and have it fed to the animals at the zoo? Hi, I’m Johnny Mack with five Good News Stories. It’s a podcast twice a week where I tell you five good news stories, five fluffy stories. I just want to make you smile to start your day.

I can tell you about a cat and a rabbit that fell in love, or I can tell you how Porto potties are about to be a lot less horrible. What kind of show is this? It’s called five Good News Stories, the number five Good News Stories. Follow it Apple, Spotify, YouTube, wherever you get your shows. Five number five five Good News Stories

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The Shark Deck. I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Jimmy Fallon was joking about the spy balloon. He said, yeah, they were treking all our communications, including phone calls and text messages. The balloon was like, based on what we’ve gathered, we should invest in eggplants.

That’s really funny. Think about it. Fallon.

Meanwhile, AC and Seeds all their customers relax.

They can’t spy on you if you can’t get a signal. You know what I’m saying. Pretty good super Bowl? Huh did you see the ad for the roast of mister Peanut? Well, I went and watched the entire roast of Mister Peanut and I shared it in the Facebook group Daily Comedy News Podcast group.

Can I tell you it’s eleven minutes long. It’s pretty funny. I actually have added it to my Top Funny Things of twenty twenty three list, and as I’ll tell you later on the pod and a Mark Marin’s new special, it’s pretty good. Nice job Jeff Ross and the team. Some YouTube commenters disagree with Johnny Mack.

One wrote, get waiting to laugh and then didn’t we have some world class comedians basic on themselves for g rated jokes. Another set a studio with thirty bad actors hysterically laughing at unfunny non jokes. Take it from a children’s book. I thought it was pretty good. There’s one joke in there that takes a shot at Jeff Ross that genuinely made me laugh.

Now, who’s on the roast of mister Peanut? Jeff Ross, Natasha Lajero, Otsko, Akatska who crushes trust me, Frank Castello, Yamanikasano’s David Lucas and Sarah Tiana. She was not good, but she’s last. They put this thing in the proper order. Jeff Ross comes up in the strong, Natasha strong, Otsko is strong, and then it starts to peter off a little bit.

But you’re roasting at Peanut. But I’ll tell you they captured the pacing. The laugh track that they added in worked. It’s paste right. The animation looks pretty good.

The Roast of Mister Peanut will make the End of the Year list. It’ll probably be the last thing on the list, but it made it. And did you notice Pete Davidson’s Super Bowl ad? No, not the one about the fridge, the one for Transformers, Rise of the Beasts. Yeah, Pete plays a transformer named Mirage who was a silver blue portion of nine sixty four with a very laid back Pete Davidson kind of attitude.

I bet he gets all the cars. Moon Tower. That’s a comedy Festival April twelfth through the twenty third. They have announced even more people coming to the show. The new headliners include Leslie Jones, Jenny Slate, Sam b Megan Statler, Patty Harrison, and Sarah Sherman.

Additional acts Jay Farrell, Randy Felt Face, He’s Fantastic, Matt Rife, Mikey Winfield, Mark Small, Judy Gold, Ashley Gavin Tonebell, Lisa Ann Walter, Dane Baptiste, Shalouis Sharp. I’m looking at the updated cover arts for the Moon Tower Comedy Festival. So in the Big Print Trevor Noah, Seth Meyers, Ben Schwartz and friends. Chelsea Lynn Google tells me. Chelsea Lynn is an American YouTuber, actress, and stand up comedian who began her internet career on the video sharing platform Vine as her character trailer trash Tammy.

She’s in the Big Prince.

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Meanwhile, not in the Big Print.

This is smaller print, the likes of Brian Poissain and Joe List and Dana Goulden, the Sclar Brothers and a bunch of others. Anyway, there’s a lot of people on this poster and it’s a really fantastic festival. It’s getting bigger and bigger. It’s starting to feel a little bigger than Montreal. And I don’t say that lightly.

There’s a lot of people at this thing anyway, the Moon Tower Comedy Festival, and it is part of Just for Laughs with the same people to do Montreal. April twelfth through the twenty third. There was a kerfluffle at Sarah Silverman’s show the other night. This from TMZ. Sarah Silverman’s show in New Jersey got ugly before it even started.

An elderly black man was kicked out of the venue for protesting an infamous skit Sarah did more than fifteen years ago in blackface. The demonstrator is seventy one year old Michael B. Jackson. He bought a front row ticket to Sarah’s show on February four that the Ocean Resort Casino in Atlantic City. He showed up in blackface.

He said his intent was a peaceful protest, but it created a big stir. According to Jackson, about twenty minutes into Sarah’s opener, Rory Albany’s Roy decided to address him. He claims that Rory incited the crowd, insulted and bullied him, and as security It’s Awesome out of the show, despite him saying he didn’t want to be part of the routine and sitting silently. Another source who was at the show claims that Jackson was heckling and was given a warning. Then a bunch of guards told Jackson a move into a balcony seat and he refused to move, and he pulled out his phone to record the interaction.

The video cuts out things that allegedly got physical. Jackson claims he ended up in the hospital after being attacked by several security guards, who he says forcibly removed him from his seat, carried him into a back hallway, dropped him down face down on the floor, and handcuffed him. A rep for the casino told TMZ Jackson only requested medical attention for anxiety after being evicted from the show, walking to his hotel room and coming back down the lobby. The casino says Jackson presented himself as offensive, and they have the right to remove or relocate anyone from the property and any time, the statement added. Ocean prides itself with both a diverse workplace and customer base.

According to Michael B. Jackson says to MZ, Sarah Silverman was behind it all. He said she had the security goons at the Ocean Resort casino and ac attacked me and rough me up. Bottom line for Jackson, Sarah Silverman feels it’s okay for her to wear black face, but no one else. TMZ ads.

Fans that were there say Sarah addressed the incident when she got on stage, explaining that he was protesting a skit from two thousand and seven and lin the audience now, she’d never do something like that today. We’re also told that if Jackson was still in the crowd, she would have apologized to him for the skit. Larry the Cable Guy upsets some people. He made a joke about Marjorie Taylor Green. He got some backlash on Twitter.

Cable Guy tweeted four photographs of Green heckling President Joe Biden. Larry tweeted, this pick reminds me of every comedian’s ex girlfriend coming the other show and sitting in the back six days after the breakup. That’s a funny joke. Some commenters thought Larry was attacking Green. Larry clarified he didn’t vote for Biden and it was not a political joke.

He added a fuller response via Twitter, This wasn’t a political joke. Unbelievable, lightening up. Some of you shesh. It was about a comedian get heckled by his ex at the club. She had all the gestures.

Some of you definitely don’t follow me, or you’d think twice on your dumb comments. Some more information about that Faulty Towers reboot. This one’s gonna be set on an elite Caribbean island, according to John Clees. He said, Basil Faulty will now be running a small bijou hotel which welcomes very rich guests. Much more fun and much more different if it’s say a Caribbean island or something like that, with a small bijou hotel with a few very rich people coming to stay.

If you put it in the Caribbean, it becomes very multi racial. People in the hotel business come from everywhere, so he can bring lots of different people together. The characteristic of Fawlty Towers was the pressure cooker atmosphere created in the hotel. In the reboot, Basil Faulty will be running the establishment hotel with the daughter he’s just discovered he had that daughter, played by his real life daughter Camilla, who’s also writing the show with him. I have tweeted at John Clees and tried to ask the universe.

I’m still not clear. Is this a complete reboot like the first one didn’t happen in this universe? Or has Basil Faulty sold the original hot Tell and now he lives in the Caribbean with this daughter. I don’t know if we’re in the same continuity or if this is a redo. Hopefully John Cleese himself will get back to me, I tagged him on the tweets.

GB News host Dan Wooden showed Klees a headline from The Guardian describing the reboot as quote an anti woke nightmare. John said, they obviously know better than I do what’s going to be in it. Maybe they should write an episode for me that they would find acceptable. Might not be very funny, but I’m sure it would really please some of their readers. The idea that it’s going to be all about wokery hadn’t particularly occurred to me.

They’re assuming, with no evidence at all, that they know what the show is going to be like and condemning it for that. Klice is also working on a new discussion show for gb News, which will tackle subjects that get people upset. Klie said, there’s a huge argument about wolkery, and some of its stems from a very good idea, which is, let’s try to be kind of people. But I believe it’s become far too dominated by people who are frightened of offending people. I think you have to allow offense.

Let me jump in there. I saw an article that I love. The basis of the article is actually about star Trek Picard, but this is from Engadget, and I think it’s summed up like what’s kind of broken with everything? Right now? This isn’t really about comedy.

If you want to skip ahead two minutes, Dana Cooper writes fring Gadget, it’s twenty thirty four and Warner Brothers decides it needs to ring more cash out of friends. Unfortunately, the hot shot creator of the Age decided they want to go in a different direction this time. This needs to be a dark and gritty misery core grief orgy that better reflects are more rough and tumble times. In the sequel, Rachel’s famous for her wellness TikTok that often makes allusions to reclaiming the US as a white ethno state. Joey lost an arm while filming a movie and is now in prison after failed heist to pay off his life ruining medical debt.

Monica’s got a crippling adderall addiction and slips away most nights to murder the neighborhood, cats and dogs. Everything’s shot in an ultra gloomy vision and there’s no laugh track, jokes or studio audience, just unrelenting misery. The revival is dense with the references to the Friends backstory as well as the broader Friends universe. Remember that Lisa Kudrow played Phoebe’s twins sister Ursulan man about you, right? If not, you better get yourself to Wikipedia.

Study up. I mean it won’t be relevant to the plot, but it’s something you remember, So clapcop clap. I think that’s totally nails it, Like all these things that keep coming back, but not coming back the way we like them. I digress. Jim Jefferies has a new special out today.

It’s about Stone Kolalaz, his dad’s vasectomy, choosing between his hair and a sex drive, and more. Jim Jeffrey’s High End Dry with an end in the middle there on Netflix today. It’s an hour and eight minutes. Lavell Crawford, He’s going to have a special on Showtime February twenty fourth. If you don’t know who that is, did you watch Breaking Bad?

He plays he will Lavelle is very funny. This one is filmed at the Joy Theater in New Orleans. Lavell Crawford delves into the issues of getting older without the shame and with all the sarcasm, from experiencing his first bid day to paying h OA fees. Lavell Crawford brings playfulness to life’s per carrious situations that arises where you become more domesticated. In season’s February twenty fourth on Showtime.

All right, let’s head on over to gossip Corner. I know you’re wondering. Is Dion Warwick dating Pete Davidson. Deon. Warwick has provided an update on her relationship status with Pete Davidson after jokingly tweeted she was interested in Pete Davidson.

Several months ago. She was walking the red carpet at the Music Cares Persons of the Year event. Somebody asked the eighty two year old Warwick did she ever get a date with Pete Davidson News twenty nine. She said, no. Tigna Sorrow is making fun of herself after screwing up on celebrity Wheel of Fortune.

Jimmy Fallon had her on and started making fun of her. She was trying to solve a puzzle that read crashing my blank x blank r C I s new word b I blank blank No. I know it’s hard to follow that. I’ll read it to you the way it reads with the blanks. Crashing my ex ersis by okay, Crashing my ex ersis by Tig solved the puzzle and said crashing my exorcist bill.

That was not correct. The correct answer crashing my exercise bike, which is actually not a thing. Wheel of Fortune gets annoying like that, She asked Bat, say Jack, can we edit my guess out? Jack said no. Then Tig dug in and said that is the answer I’m not going to be humiliated on national TV and say Jack said, too late for that.

Fallon asked Tig what was going through her head, and she said, first of all, I was thinking that I never imagine I’d be in a Wheel of Fortune. Second of all, I was thinking I don’t imagine I’ll be very good at this. And third I was like, well, I’m correct. I wasn’t nervous. You know I was wrong.

I was just wrong. If you enjoy what I do. Here a couple of ways support the show. One to become a premium subscriber on Apple Podcasts. Go to Apple Podcasts and they’ll put the option under your nose for five dollars.

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I’ve a large ice coffee with caramel and milk, and I will drink it. I’ll even shout you out on the show Buy mea Coffee. Dot com slash Daily Comedy News, Mark Marin Million, Mark Marin Stories. This week on his own podcast, he said, I’m just saying that anti woke comics are hacks, and it’s an angle that’s really a big unseid thing, is that anti woke is the new hack. You’ve got like minded people who fill these rooms because they don’t know how to sess funny unless it’s bullying, unless it’s in bad taste, there’s no nuance to it.

A lot of people who are not innately that funny become comics, and they become good comics if they can figure it out. But this is an excuse to ride the momentum of an audience that’s been built on these premises for a bunch of freethinkers. They all make the same thing, and it’s like three things that they poke at and it’s hackneyed. They are the hacks and they are the group thing victims. It’s really kind of profound.

I do believe there are lines now in terms of comedy, and they do function somewhat on political lines. Many of these comics do not see themselves as right wing people. They see themselves as libertarian, but they’re so easily appropriated by right wing thought. There’s these weird tribal lines being drawn, and the old school kind of progressive nature of sensitivity but also taking shots at everybody is sort of falling the wayside of people going fu, I’m entitled to do this because of this and that, or free speech and anti censorship. So that ideological piece is affront and it’s enabling a lot of really uninspired, untalented people to perform.

It’s possible. Mark Marin did not enjoy Rosanne’s new special that showed up on Fox Nation yesterday. The Daily Mail has some of the jokes spoilers coming up. Rosanne said, these people they have no concept of reality. They’ve been living in a bubble forever, asking questions which have nothing to do with the real world.

What’s my gender? Mom? What’s my gender? Your gender is get a job, that’s your gender. Bar then pauses for the crowd to cheer, and then continues, what are they thinking?

Ask what is a woman? They don’t know that the one they’re asking you all the time. What is a woman? I’ll tell you what a woman is. A woman is me.

That’s what a woman is. Okay. A woman is someone who cleans up everybody else’s stuff. That’s what a woman is. A woman is somebody who’s boobs hang down or knees with a pro laps uterus from giving births of five ungrateful, little privileged bastards that have never had to work for anything their whole damn life.

My pronouns are kiss, my rs ah, the old my pronouns are. You might be right there, Mark Marin. So before the Super Bowl I had an hour and I decided to watch Mark Marin’s new special. I actually wanted to watch it Saturday night at like nine something, but they didn’t post it to ten o’clock. I was like, come on, man.

So I didn’t watch it Saturday, but I did watch it on Sunday and it’s not funny. I was entertained. I like Marin a lot. I like the guy, but this reminded me of a monologue from his podcast, A compelling monologue. I listened to the whole thing, but it wasn’t a funny monologue.

I have left this off my list of top funny things on twenty twenty three, So, out of the Roast of Mister Peanut and Mark Marin’s new special, which one should you watch? The Roast of Mister Peanut? Grand Lenahan is making his stand up debut tonight. Gran is the writer of Father Ted, which is a fantastic sitcom, and also the creator of The It Crowd, also a fantastic sitcom. Graham was banned from Twitter in twenty twenty for repeated violations of the site’s rules on hateful conduct.

He was recently reinstated. When he was reinstated, he decided to tweet there’s no such thing as non binary, There’s no such thing as CIS people, and retweet at a post saying that not only does transgenderism force homosexuality on straight people, it also forces heterosexuality on gay people. Well, he’s doing comedy tonight, he told the British Comedy Guide. I just wanted to try out a quick ten minutes without publicity or expectations, but I forgot to send out the memo when it was publicized. I have no real plans beyond seeing how it goes.

He’ll be at Comedy Unleashed tonight. Happy Valentine’s Day. That’s your comedy news for today. Follow the show for free on Apple, podcast, Spotify, YouTube, wherever you get your shows. See tomorrow.

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The Shark Deck. I’ll discuss the super Bowl tomorrow. Hi, I’m Jenny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. You may have seen a promo for roseanne Bars new special that’s on Fox Nation today. She spoke to The La Times, I’ll have a couple of minor spoilers for the special.

Here sounds like she’s not too happy with the world. The La Times covered the beginning of the special, saying Roseanne is dressed in Western flavored attire and ripped jeans. She wastes a little time in the special before visiting the firestorm now time out. As I was putting together today’s podcast, I was trying to remember why we had canceled Rosanne, and I couldn’t remember. With the La Times reminded me there was a firestorm that erupted following Roseanne’s tweet referring to former Obama advisor Valerie Jarrett as offspring of the Muslim Brotherhood and the Planet of the Apes film franchise.

All right, now, I remember, the Times writes ignoring Roseanne’s please to go on the view or another show to apologize. Executives abruptly axed the top rated reboot of Roseanne and fired her. In these specials, she makes snarky references to Hillary donors and allusions to conspiracy theories about the baby blood drinking Democrat Committee. She says, I’m not going to let rich, privileged a holes win, quoting Roseanne. They denied me the right to apologize.

Oh my god, they hated me so badly. I’d never known they hated me like that. They hate me because I have talent, because I have an opinion. Even though Rosanne became their number one show, they’d rather not have a number one show. During the initial call, I told them I thought Jarrett was white.

I said I’d go on my show and explain it. They wouldn’t let me. They decided I was a liar in my apology. Now, this next part’s interesting to me and probably to you as a listener of the podcast. They didn’t do it to anyone else in Hollywood, although they always through when Dave Chappelle and Louis C.K.

Well, Louis C.K. Did lose everything, but he committed an actual offense. The light times they’re in an editor’s note. Ck admit in twenty seventeen that he repeatedly did stuff in front of women, Associates, and his FX show Louis was canceled back to Roseanne and Dave Chappelle was protected by Netflix. Another editorial note to Chapelle’s park criticism and protest for his jokes aimed to transgender people.

Most recently, in a special to closer, Roseanne, I’m the only person who’s lost everything, whose life’s work was stolen, stolen by people who I thought love me. And there was silence. There was no one in Hollywood really defendingly publicly except for Monique, who’s a brave, close, dear friend. All right, roseannde ever watched the Connors, No, I just can’t bear it, so I don’t. When they killed my character off, that was a message to me, knowing that I’m mentally ill or have mental health issues, that they did want me to commit suicide.

They killed my character, and that was all to say, thank you for bringing twenty eight million viewers, which they’ve never had before, and we’ll never see again because they can kiss my butt. Roseanne is excited to be back doing comedy. She said, I already want to do another special. I want to go further in depth than the first one. Once I started back writing comedy.

I couldn’t stop it. I wrote about four hours of material. Now I’ve got so much material it’s hard to carve down. I want to talk about what it’s like to work in the creative arts in Hollywood and how crazy it is. Her new specials on Fox Nation, Mark Marin’s special debut over the weekend on HBO Max Out of Mark Marin Press out there.

I’ll probably have a Marin story every single day this week. This one from Indy Wire. Maren revealed that he had been offered a job by failed of streaming service CNN Plus. Remember that one lasted about three weeks. Maybe not exaggerating.

Maren was talking about during the pandemic after the death of his girlfriend Lynn Shelton, he started doing Instagram lives on a daily basis as part of the grieving process. Maren said, it was just me kind of mumbling around doing stuff around my house, Randy or raving about this experienced grief. People were watching it and a lot of people got a lot out of it. I got a lot of peculiar fans from that, but it did engage me with an audience on a daily basis, to the point where CNN offered me on their defunct streaming service a lot of money to do it on the air, and I was like, I’m not going to do it. Thank god I didn’t, but I knew that I need to engage my voice that was performative, and that’s how I did it.

Brian posin as a new special. This one came out on YouTube on Friday. Distractify. I caught up with Brian and this one is called Posina non grata Lovett. Brian wrote the entire special except for one joke during COVID, but he had little chance to test it out before filming it.

He’d all Distractify. I used to have this great room and it was shut down before COVID. It was called Meltdown. It was a room in the back of this comic book shop, which was already my favorite comic book shop in LA and they started doing stand up and that became my favorite place to go to try material because they were mine people, and even if they weren’t paying to see me that night, it would fit and I could kind of judge the material better than I would at the comedy store. He talked about punching up and punching down.

He said, I was just punched myself. I’m a total self deprecating comic, and that’s just what I’m comfortable with. He says he can tell where you recognize him from before you even walk up to him. Comedy guys that look like me know me from comedy. I have fans that are bearded and bespectables, and they’ll come up and go, dude, you wrote Deadpool.

Metal heads know me for the metal stuff.

And then people covered in tattoos are Devil’s Rejects fans Devil’s Rejects, …

Brian Possein played at Jimmy Prosein and Non Grata on YouTube. Vulture has a list of the upcoming Daily Show guest hosts. Still a Weird lest Sarah Silverman this week Hassan Minhas, who I have a dollar on to be the winner at the end of this. He’ll do the week of February twenty seventh, Marlon Wayne’s March sixth, Cal Penn March thirteenth, Al Franken, who has less of a chance of getting the gig than I do. He’ll host week of March twentieth.

John Leguizamo March twenty seventh, Really Weird and as Vulture points out, when does Roy Wood Junior get his chance? Oh, this next story is so much fun. Saturday Night Live has been trying to get Prince Harry to host the show, as the writer on the daily Royal family podcast Palace Intrigue, Please have Prince Harry host Saturday Night Live. He apparently was in serious talks to host the show before the release of his book Spare. A source said, I know that Harry was all in.

He was really serious about doing it, and it would have been great fun as promo for the book. S and L producers have been after Harry for a while. Everyone on the show was really into the idea and people would have definitely tuned in amen to that. Another insider said, there’s always lots of names in the mix, but Harry was definitely a name being discussed. I was curious what a Harry hosted SNL would sound like.

I went to the chat bot, the GPT chat thing, and I asked it to type in a Prince Harry SNL monologue. I don’t do any sort of Prince Harry impression, but here’s what the chatbot’s bit out. Hello New York, how are you guys doing tonight. It’s great to be here on Saturday Night Live, I mentioned. At that point, the crowd cheers, right, So my first time hosting.

So I’m a bit nervous, but I think I’m ready for the challenge. So I heard that in America people are obsessed with the royal family. Is that true? The script says, pause for laughter. Well, I hope you don’t expect me to waive at you or anything.

I’m here to do comedy, not royalty duties.

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Speaking of my family, have you heard about the new royal baby.

Yeah, it’s me. I’m the new royal baby. You know what they say. Once a prince, always a prince. But my case, I’m also a duke, a son, a husband and dad, a philanthropist, and a fellow with a great sense of humor.

I mean, just look at my outfit tonight, and let me tell you it’s not easy being a prince. People always expect you to be perfect, to have the right answer, to be the life of the party. I’m human too, I have bad days. I even have a dad bod. And at that point he would go, you know, and enjoy our musical guest whoever, and then we’d go to commercial I thought the chat bot did a good job there.

If you enjoy Royal Family Stuff followed the podcast Palace Intrigue, where if you get your shows, The Advocate caught up with Jeff Foxworthy. He said he struck a deal with his relatives years ago concerning them being part of the jokes. Jeff said, did come back and go. I heard you were talking about us last weekend, and I said, I can’t help it. I’m gonna talk about you, but in return for talking about you, I’m going to take you on a fabulous vacation.

Then you take him on vacation, and you get fifteen more minutes of material, and so it became an endless loop I could never get out of. I’ve noticed in a lot of recent Foxworthy interviews he points out that you might be a redneck. Stuff was only a five minutes out of his act, even at the height of that particular bits popularity. That is correct. As for doing new material versus old material, he said, the audience is kind of split, like some people just want to see new stuff, but some people but want to hear you do certain things that are their favorites.

Foxworthy said the new stuff is always the fun stuff for me to work on. My brain only holds about an hour and a half to two hours, so if I start working on new stuff, I have to flush the old stuff, which is a really sad moment, knowing you’ve got a twenty minute bit that gets giant laughs and you let it go. But there’s only so much room in the attic. Will Jeff Foxworthy they retire because Ron White and Bill Angvall are recently retired, and Foxworthy said, I think about that because I watched Tom Brady the other night and I’m like, oh, buddy, you should have retired. Even in the early days of it, I used to tell my wife, don’t let me be the old guy.

That’s not funny anymore. That’s up there doing it. And if you’re in Cleveland, see if you could track down the Secret Society Comedy Show. It’s a weekly late night show. There’s a twist.

The venue changes every week. The event’s co founder, David Hornings, said that lends itself to the air of secrecy and in the easier commitment for the venues. The loose aftershow nature of the Society’s weekly meeting provides local comedians the chance to work out new material kind of like the comedy seller or the comedy store. Warning said, it’s not original to those cities, but it’s original to Cleveland. We wanted to bring big city comedy to Cleveland.

That’s your comedy news for today. Follow the show for free on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, YouTube, wherever you get your shows. See tomorrow. Did you know you can name a cockroach after your ex lover and have it fed to the animals at the zoo? Hi, I’m Johnny Mack with Five Good News Stories.

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The Shark Deck. I’m Johnny Man and it’s Super Bowl Sunday. Hi, if your comedy news for you, Kevin Hart is supporting the Eagles. Today he went on TikTok and make it how clear he is supporting the Eagles. Here’s Kevin.

All right, people, the big game is coming up, so you already know how I’m celebrating correctly with that Mino Lino grand cormno on debt. But before I get into how I’m celebrating, I want to tell you why. Because I work hard, and I believe when you work hard, you should treat yourself. And that’s exactly what I did.

And then Jail I spourged a little bit.

I would have brought an eagle show it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I bought that sixteen point five mil cash. I’m the only black man with an eagle doing Black history money. And because it’s the wild animal, he came with it, that’s right. So he lives here for two months till he get used to me.

I name the eagle Jailing Hurts. Jailing got a big game coming up? Baby, you’re ready? Hey? When I say fly, eagles fly, can he take a lap on a house?

Hopefully, it’s a bit and he hasn’t actually bought an Eagle.

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Meanwhile, on the chief side, Jason Sadikis is a known Chiefs super fan.

He said, Kansas City is part of my soul. It’s where I’m from, It’s where I was raised, It’s where my folks live, where a lot of good and bad things have happened to me and many other people. His advice for the Chiefs more ice baths. Some other notable fans, Rob Riggle is a Chiefs fan. He grew up in Kansas, graduated from University of Kansas ninety two, and said, I’m a huge Kansas City Chiefs fan.

These are the greatest days of my life. Everybody’s excited, right, I know the Eagles fans are excited. Philly fans have really embraced their underdogs status. You’ve all seen the dog masks that these guys are wearing. Kind of intimidating, but you know it’s scarier than barking dogs.

Regular Eagles fans Macpacker and Henry Winkler is a big fan of Patrick Mahomes. Winkler says he roots for the Chiefs even though I’ve never lived there, but specifically because of Patrick Mahomes. He even got starstruck. He said he was thrilled out of his mind and meet Patrick Mahomes for the first time ahead of game in November. Let’s take a look at the commercials Jeff Ross will be roasting at mister Peanut.

This is Planter’s Super Bowl ad today. When Jeff Ross was asked to do it, he said, I immediately started reading all the research I could find on mister Peanut. I went to his Wikipedia, I went to the Planter side. I watched all his older Super Bowl commercials. I had some conversations with him and learned everything I could so that could roast him as an expert, not just as a fan of his peanuts, but also somebody who I admire.

Time out, didn’t mister Peanut die like two, three, five years ago and the person that is now alive is the baby mister Peanut all growing up? So is Jeff Ross roasting a toddler here that I lose the continuity? Does it matter? Johnny McK and you just watch a commercial and go with the joke that Jeff Ross is roasting a peanut. Why do you have to over analyze everything?

Great question, listener, Jeff Ross said, mister Peanut is an American legend. He got us through the Great Depression. No he didn’t. That was the original mister Peanut. This is a new mister Peanut.

I saw the commercial. The guy died. In twenty twenty. Mister Pet, iconic Planter’s mascot dies at one hundred and four. Peanut, who lived out the entirety of his years as the mascot of the Planters Snack Food Company, has died.

The iconic brand ambassador died heroically sacrificing himself to save his friends, Wesley Snipes and Matt Walsh. The trio were driving down a desert road and mister peanuts signature vehicle, the Nutmobile, when mister Peanuts swerves to avoid an armazillo sent them off, flying from the car and they ended up dangling from a branch. Mister Peanut chose to let go of the branch, plummeting into the canyon below to let his companions live. Mister Peanut full name Bartholomew Richard Fitzgerald Smith, was born in nineteen sixteen when schoolboy and Tonio Ginzilly submitted his design for an anthropomorphic peanut mascot to planters. But wait, there’s more.

In a different commercial, Wesley Snipes is speaking at mister Peanut’s funeral, which is attended by the likes of Mister Clean and the kool aid Man. The kool aid Man sheds a tear which causes a plant to immediately sprout and a baby, Mister Peanut is born. The baby says, just kidding, I’m back, where’s my monocle? So? Is this like a search for a spock thing?

Is this the original mister Peanut reborn? Johnny Mack, Why can’t you just accept that Jeff Ross is roasting mister Peanut and that’s the joke. Why do you have to do this? I don’t know. Jeff Ross said, mister Peanut is an American legend.

He got us through the Great Depression. He’s a cheap snack during tough times. Wait, so is mister Peanut like one hundred and six years old? Jeff Ross said, I had some conversations with him and learned everything I could so I could roast him as an expert, not just a fan of his peanuts, but also somebody admire he got us do the Great Depression. He’s a cheap snack during tough times, and I wanted to honor him in the best way I could with well crafted, roasted jokes.

When you roast someone like mister Peanut, who’s been around a hundred six years, I think the best way to do it is backhanded compliments. You don’t want it to be mean spirited. You want to kind of make them feel good. He’s a hundred and six years old, almost old enough to run for Congress. I wanted to feel like the jokes are the kind of thing where him, his family, and his friends could repeat them after the roast.

I didn’t want them to feel hurt by the jokes, but lifted up by the jokes. Jeff Ross spoke about the current state of comedy with Fox News, and he said I thought people might get more sensitive over the years. During the pandemic, I was honestly worried is roasting over? Are people too sensitive?

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And then as things open back up, I got in the clubs that are realized Nope.

People still love seeing their idols get taken down a notch. They love to see people they admire or laugh at themselves. Nobody wants the roast water down. They want their roast potent. They want their comedy rights to the gut, and I think roasting speaks of that.

Specifically. We all evolve as human beings. No one kind of talks about the world the way we did ten twenty years ago. So I evolve like everyone else, and my comedy evolves like everyone else. But to be honest with you, comedy is almost like a vaccine for your brain.

It protects you from mental health worries. It’s a real medicine. It sounds corny, but it really can’t lift people up. Another commercial will start the aforementioned Kevin Hart, who said, we got to tap into some relationships, big cameos and hit the button on the head with messaging while giving an air stream amount of personality and fun to what I think is going to be a truly unique spot during the super Bowl. The commercial includes some folks like Tony Hawk, David Orts, He’s Doctor Jay, the Undertaker, Emmitt Smith, Ludacris.

How do you get all these people? He said, It’s a business of relationships and how you nurture and carry and treat them throughout the years. I prioritize them and when I call, they respond. That’s something that I’d take an extreme amount of pride end Johnny Mack will speculate and somebody got paid to be in a Super Bowl ad. That’s also entirely possible.

It’s equally possible that, you know, doctor Jay is just doing it because he’s cool like that. But maybe he got paid to be in the ad. Who knows, really, Kevin Art said, I think people are going to be blown away. They’re great cameos. There’s a great reason for those cameos to be in the spot.

My fingers are crossed, all superstition is kicked in. I would love to come home with another win. Kevin Art seems to think he’s on the Eagles, and he said that would put me on cloud nine. Yet a different commercial star Will Ferrell. He drives different electric vehicles through different Netflix shows, including Bridgerton and Stranger Things.

This to announce Netflix will feature electric vehicles and its original shows. The Will Ferrell spots in the past have bombed and reading that description, I don’t know, well, but you know, maybe we’ll got paid or maybe just did a Super Bowl commercial because he’s cool like that. Who knows. Hellman’s Mayonnaise is back for the third consecutive year. This one make Taste not Waste any commercial.

Pete Davidson looks into his refrigerator and he finds ham and Brie. That’s John Hamm and Alison Bree. In case you don’t get the joke, ham and Brie is a play on meats and cheese. Anyway, Hammon Brie are next to some mayonnaise, which is referred to as food’s best friend. The viewers then encouraged to make taste not waste by using mayonnaise to bring leftovers to life.

I’m not a big Mail fan, and if I have to put mayo on something to eat it us is not working for me, but I like Pete Davidson and John Hamm and Alison Bree. Sure. Amy Schumer will be in an ad for the Google Phone that adds spotlights the phones impressive AI imaging eraser technology. In the commercial, Amy Schumer magic erases her exes. Dan McBride will do a spot for Downey where he wants to go by Downey McBride and Greg Gutfeld declares he’s the new King of Late Night.

YEP. Fox is using one of their in house spots to promote Guttfeld during the Big Game fifteen second spot winning eleven o’clock show, That’s tagline to Clara’s Gutfeld, The New King of Late Nights and from the Athletic You’re Home for Comedy News Dean Blandino’s fascinating rise from stand up comedy to rulebook guru. You know this guy. When there’s a penalty, they bring them on. They’re like, hey, Dean, what’s going on there?

And he explains what the rules are. You’ve seen this, You’ve watched football, you know what I’m talking about here. He used to be a comedian during the nineteen nineties. He had a bit about Monopoly, said that was one of my comedy bits about growing up in the family would get together and play Monopoly, five hour long games. Monopoly controversy.

My grandmother was charging too much rent, trying to steal money from the bank. Mike Pereira, another one of those NFL officiating TV personalities, said the routine was hilarious. I must say I had a different opinion of his grandmother after I watched his routine. Blendino said, would play from the beginning when you have to buy the properties, and after about an hour I was done. Most of my family loved it and I’d just be sitting there right this vision of just losing and at some point freaking out, knocking the board off the table, screaming up my grandmother.

They didn’t want to play anymore. His comedic influences where Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Eddie Murphy and Red Fox. He said, there are comics and go out and not curse and be really entertaining. That wasn’t me necessarily, but I wasn’t like F this, F that. Obviously with some of the influences that I have, they were more the adult style humor.

I don’t know what kind of style that was, but those are just some of the people that influenced me. Moose Johnston said, can you imagine Dean dropping a little George Carlin and Red Fox during a rules description? That’d be tremendous. I agree, go for it. Do it during the super Bowl.

People will love you. Being on TV. He has to be quick on his feet, much like stand up, Dean said, especially if you get interaction with the crowd, maybe it’s a heckler. You got to be quick thinking. But also it’s the delivery, the timing.

With TV, it’s the same thing. You gotta be in and out. You have to deliver it well. You gotta be able to articulate a lot of leads to success in stand up. It also leads to success on TV.

And this final. As I was putting together the show, I googled Comedy super Bowl. I found this thing on the TCM Turner Classic Movies website. This from nineteen seventy one Super Comedy Bowl. Lucille Ball is your host.

Among the cast Carol Burnett, all Right, Charlton Heston, Artie Johnson, and Jack Lemon. I couldn’t find anything else about it, and I looked. All I have for you is a description a comedy special poking fun at the Super Bowl. It’s fans and it’s players, and there was a sequel the following year. Not your comedy news for today.

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The Shark Deck, Jimmy Kimmel was joking about Donald Trump returning to campaigning. Hi, I’m trying to mac with your Daily Comedy News. Kimmel called it the political equivalent of when Michael Jordan went to play for the Wizards. Tampa Bay Date Night dot Com asked Jim gaff again, Hey, what inspired you to want to do comedy for a living? Jim said, you know, I didn’t even know it was an option.

I mean, I’ve been doing it for thirty years. Thirty years ago. It was not a realistic occupation. Let’s see nineteen ninety two, Jerry Seinfeld might differ. I mean there were people that could do it and make a living.

Would be hardest sport a family. You know, most comedians with the rise of YouTube, Oh do math Johnny Mac nineteen ninety three. You know, most comedians with the rise of YouTube and satellite radio. You’re welcome, Jim, You were welcome. You kind of call this back when we asked you to do more specials.

Jim, you know, most comedians with the rise of YouTube and satellite radio. Hi are you new listener? Hi? I program the comedy channels at Serious x SIM When Jim was less famous, he would come up a lot. When Jim was famous, didn’t return calls.

You know, most comedians, with the rise of YouTube and satellite radio, it’s transformed it to where now performing in theaters, which makes it so much more. You can afford a family of five kids, you know, which is amazing. You’re welcome, Jim, You’re very welcome. I’m not there anymore. Don’t call those guys back.

Hey, Jim, how do you bounds being as successful and busy as you are with a family life, Gaffigan said, I think anyone doing a lot of parenting is always juggling. It’s always reevaluating the situation and adjusting, you know. I mean, Luckily for me, I’ve been able to travel out with my kids. Saw strategically plan tours around summer or Christmas or spring break, so that some of it is being very tactical on how you do shows and bringing everyone with you. When they were really a little weeds to be on bus tours, it was chaos.

But it’s definitely, like any parent will tell you, it’s definitely a constant adjustment. Right, this works this month, but next month, I don’t know. Philadelphia Weekly, which has a really strong comedy section. They’ve been crushing it here. In twenty twenty three, Don l Rawlings was asked, how do you maintain in the funny when you have to deal with things like COVID or social justice issues or ukraine.

Zonel said, some of the best comedy comes from a dark place. Some of the best things a comedian can create come from an argument with your spouse. It’s all based on emotion. When the world’s going the way it is now, that’s when a comedian is truly tested. This is where we stand up.

This is where we fight when things are the roughest. Who can rally and make people feel good about themselves. We’re like therapists, and it’s as if we are getting therapy because talking about all this helps us with our problems. We’re laughing with you, We’re engaged with you. It takes real engagements to make the negative into a positive.

Many times, when people go through issues, they believe they’re doing it alone. Part of the show talks about me being an older dad having my first kid later in life. I used to feel embarrassed to talk about that. Talking about it comedically helps stop that because I’m not the only one being out there doing your jokes and connecting with someone who can relate. That’s awesome.

Someone is always going through what you’re going through. Julia Louis Dreyfuss told Variety there needs to be multiple years of normalcy in Washington before she would revisit VEEP. She’s asked how VEEP would have dealt with something like the January sixth insurrection. She said, I don’t know how we could. I don’t know how to make that funny, especially when people lost their lives.

Eddie Murphy was out doing press for you people, and he told a great story about meeting Rodney Dangerfield. Eddie said, so I met Rodney. I’m sixteen, seventeen years old, and I’m getting ready to go up on stage and Rodney comes and he bumps me, and he goes say, hey, you can’t go up. Rodney’s going on. So Rodney goes on and he kills and I’m like, I’m going to go up after Rodney.

So no one wanted to go up, so I want up after him, and I do my stuff and afterward Rodney’s like, hey, good, where are you going with all that stuff? While that cursing using that language, Basically, he told me, I wasn’t crap, so I was like, ah, I was crestfalled. My mind was blown. I was like Rodney didn’t like me, thought it was too dirty. Long story short, Maybe two three years later I blew up.

I’d become Eddie Hotshot. I was in the bathroom of Caesar’s Palace at the urinal Dangerfield comes and stands right next to me. I look over, and he looks, and he says, hey, who knew. DJ Demmers finds comedic inspiration in everything, including poking fun at himself. He is deaf and said, I’m inspired by my day to day life, whether it’s a big idea or a small observation.

I write it down on my notes and try to a coherent narrative over time. I definitely eased into my death material. I didn’t want it to be some sort of crutch or gimmick when I started. It took about six months or a year before I started making jokes about my hearing aids on stage all the way. After seeing this article, I checked out his stand up.

He is really really funny. DJ Demmers as who were talking about here, He joked, I never felt deafer than I did during the pandemic for real, man, everybody had a mask on. He never realized how much he relied on lip reading until the pandemic. Yet you can always expect good vibes at my show first and foremost his hour long shows, also featuring an ASL interpreter. Dakota ray Aber is a DNA comedian I hope I got that right, ze and e comedian from Meadow Lake, Saskatoon.

She has released her special entitled I’ll Give You An Indian Act. She said the album was born out of anger at the government last summer. I was just very angry at the government. It happens a lot. I don’t go to law schools, so I can’t change the laws that way.

I’m not a big activist. I can’t do anything that way. But you know what I can do is roast the ever loving crap out of the government. So I got to work on compiling the jokes I’d already written, but then also going through the dry research that have ever done for any comedy and put together this album. And so it’s kind of like a big FU to the government.

The Indian Act is a book of laws that dictates the lives of indigenous peoples in Canada and it’s still in place. Some of the comments I would get was like, oh, we’re still on this. She said, We’re a first world country. I think that has an entire book of laws dictating a race of people. From time to time, Variety will do I’ll call it a fluff job.

They’ll do these real puff pieces about people in the industry, and there’s usually like some other reason that they do them. This one focused on Mike Berkowitz, he coheads WMME Agency’s comedy group. He was talking about how things have changed. Mike said he used to be would invite executives to see a set or arrange a blind pitch meeting. Now, thanks to social media, comics can be able to following on their own.

We’re inviting executives to sold out three thousand seat venues where people are chanting your name. Variety pointed out some WMME clients, Sam Mail and Christa Stephano also spotlighted Theo Vaughan, who has slowly become a touring and podcasting force over the past decade. He’s now ready to go to market with his first feature film as a writer and star, and from Mix online dot Com they caught up with Anthony Leo. He runs Guerrilla Media, which is an av production company specializing in the recording of comedy specials. That’s cool, Leo says.

We do albums, shoot comedy specials. We aim to be a supportive service for every stage of a comedian’s career. Comedy recording isn’t like capturing a room for music, he says. You want to grab stereo pockets around the room where the crowd mikes don’t pick up too much of the comics voice through the PA. If there’s too much of the comic and the crowd mikes, you can’t raise the crowd level without also raising the comics echo.

That’s why some comedy albums sound like they were recorded in a tunnel. The PA is almost dear enemy. Amen Comics gets a selected where their specials are shot because they know the venue when they know their audience. We have to find places to mount mike’s for good capture without showing up on camera. At a recent taping of Lean Morgan This at the Lexington Opera House in Lexington, Kentucky, one set of mikes was placed above the highest balcony, angled down sixty degrees to pick up the seats clearly to capture a wide crowd sound on the main floor.

His team had a mount mics on the theaters ornamental columns that this guy knows what he’s doing. Once placed, the mikes had to be ready to go, and stopping the show to replace batteries was not an option. I get. There are two lithium batteries in the Lectro Sonics Hma plug on transmitter. It’ll run Fantom power for almost five hours.

That’s fantastic because we have to turn them on, make sure everything’s good, and then they open the doors, seat the crowd, run the opening comics due announcements deal with various delays. I don’t have to worry about losing a mike towards the end of the Headliners act when the crescendo’s happening. Yeah. I remember back in the days at Series XHM. I would get some albums that would just mixed terribly, and if you don’t have the laughter there, it sounds like you’re bombing.

I don’t care how good the material is, it just sounds bad. If you’ve ever heard a comedian do an audio book, including George Carlind without the laughs there, it just falls flat. It’s kind of like me doing the late night jokes at the top of the podcast sucks. The Melbourne International Comedy Festival next month in Melbourne, Australia. A great city.

Been there, love it, would love to get back. It’s often ranked number one of best cities in the world and I can see why. Six hundred plus show starts March twenty ninth, runs till April twenty third. There’s a list of comedians here. I’m going to guess that I could read them all, but I’m going to guess that ninety nine point nine percent of you won’t recognize them, including me.

Some of the international performers let’s see here. You may know Tim Key from the UK, Sarah Schaefer will be there, Danny Boy, Stephen k Amos’s great Daniel Kitson. Some of the shows include Best of Comedy’s Own Asia featuring Malaysia’s Douglas Limb with comedy friends from India and Indonesia, Love Shows Like That, Aboriginal Comedy All Stars features a deadly lineup of First Nations comedians. Love Shows Like That, Neighborhood Sessions four weekends of local comedians. Theme nights include ten comedians for ten dollars, improv throwdown and cab original.

That’s funny. Come on, Melbourne people, won’t you hope to be able to free trip? We’ll run around with the portable record for three weeks. My wife will kill me, but I’ll go. That’s your comedies for today.

Follow show for free on app, podcast, Spotify, YouTube, wherever you get your shows. See you tomorrow. I’m Melissa McKay, star of the new podcast The Royals of Malibu. I play Ella, a sex worker just trying to survive. When I get swept away to the wealth and the drama of Malibu, you know you can like something without touching it.

You’ve made the biggest mistake of your life. Elli Sinclair, you are a total of psycho. Will Ella find it happily ever after ending or will these rich kids destroy her? Fall in Love with the Royals of Malibu on Apple, Podcasts, Spotify, and wherever you listen to podcasts.

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The Shark deck. Can you watch the State of the Union? Of the night him Johnny Mac with Your Daily Coming and hews Bono was there, and it’s still unclear why Bono was there. I asked the AI to write some late night style jokes and the AI did pretty good. Zoe Bono was at the State of the Union.

I guess the President really needed someone to sing his praises. This next one is falonesque. Heard Bono was at the State of the Union. He looked a little soft. I guess he left his edge at home.

Yea, I wrote the core this one. I punched it up at times Biden lost his place. Looks like Bono wasn’t the only one who got stuck in a moment. And this next one is all me. Bono was never called on, although Biden did say I can do this with or without you.

The AI added, note these jokes are meant to be lighthearted and not intended to cause offense. I agree, AI. From actual Late night seth Meyers, President Biden delivered his State of the Union address, So you mean his balloon assassination victory lap Falon. There was wall to wall coverage of the State of the Union on all the major networks.

Meanwhile, Netflix is like Kitsching Gordon.

Speaker McCarthy asked Biden not to call George Santos an extremely delusional Republican, but instead referred to him by his correct title, seven time Grand Slam winner, George Santos. I like this next one from Fallon. It was a tough night for Biden staffers watching from the White House. Every time people clap, the lights went on and off. That’s great Fallon.

Biden also talked about his achievements. He said, we passed an infrastructure bill, were reduced inflation, and we finally convinced Don Brady to retire.

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Speaking of Late Night, this one is a little shockings, a little strong, surp…

We know that that’s coming to an end. So who’s going to be the next host of The Late Late Show. Nobody. They’re ending the show after twenty eight years, and they’re going to replace it with at Midnight. Remember At Midnight that was the Chris Hardwick hosted game show on Comedy Central.

That was a lot of fun, but I guess it didn’t rate that well because they ended it an insider tells Variety that using at Midnight would trim some of the frills and CBS post late show slot and eliminate tens of millions of dollars in production costs. CBS had been considering as many as five different concepts to replace Cordon Show. Chris Hardwick, the original host of at Midnight, is not believed to be in the running to host the new edition. You may recall Chris had some colorful details in his personal life. CBS is said to prefer a female host and is also pushing to make sure that the talent in front end behind the cameras is diverse and hails from a range of backgrounds.

That’ll be good to have that show on. A lot of comedians will be the guests on the show, give me something to talk about.

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Also ending on late Night, Sam J’s HBO show Pause, she told the Last Laugh po…

It wasn’t my decision. It’s kind of disappointing. But I was also drained. It was a dreaming show because it was very personal, so I was feeling a little spent from it. To be honest, Glad I got to do it.

Feel really good and proud of the thing I made, and I’m very proud of everybody that worked on the show. But they’re blood and sweat and tears, and I’m making something blah blah blah. I think it was a little ahead of its time. People look back on it and be like, Wow, that was a really cool thing that was happening. Promo for me, don’t skips day’s episode.

I’m putting together a Super Bowl episode and it’s pretty strong. Said don’t skip it. Okay, listen on Sunday. Got some Kevin Hart stuff. I’ll tell you what comedians are going to show up in the commercials.

I got a couple of comedy stories related to the Super Bowl, So don’t skip that one. You can skip tomorrow Tomorro’s left orser during the week, How’s that all right, ikey? Story of the day Number one your headline from Newsweek. Joe Rogan slam for saying Jews are into money Joe Newsic Rights. Joe Rogan has been slam for saying that Jewish people are quote into money unquote during a discussion on the most recent episode of his podcast.

Rogan was talking to Breaking Points podcasters Crystal Ball and Cigar and Jetty Hope, I got your name right there. They discussed Nancy Pelosi’s endorsement of Representative Adam Schiff for California Senate. Rogan said, quoting here from the Newsweek transcript, it’s crazy. Did you see him sitting next to ilhan Omar where she’s apologizing for talking about it’s all about the Benjamin’s, which is just about money. She’s talking about money.

That’s not an anti Semitic comment. I don’t think that it is Benjamin’s her money, he continued. The idea that Jewish people are not in the money is ridiculous. That’s like saying Italians are an into pizza. It’s fffing stupid.

Rogan’s comment caught the attention of comedian David Battiel. David is the author of Jews Don’t Count and wrote, I actually want to stop banging of the Jews don’t Count drump at some point. But hard to do when a racist myth about Jews is just said Breezeley on one of the biggest podcasts in the world, and no one gives an f for the heart of understanding Jews are into money is not like Italians or into pizza. Because unless my history lessons really miss something out. No one has exterminated a large section of the entire Italian community because of their love of Pepper Moroney.

I’m recording this one on Wednesday to accommodate my personal schedule. We’ll see what fallout happens from here. Ian Carmel is the head writer for The Late Late Show with James Cordon. He found a way to find some humor in it. He suggested that Rogan might go the way of NBA star Kyrie Irving, who had come under criticism for what some felt were anti Semitic tweets.

Irving was traded to the Mavericks last week. Carmel tweeted, Joe Rogan to the Mavericks confirmed, here’s a terrible idea. Before I tell you what the terrible idea is, let me do an open letter to John Clees. Dear mister Clees, don’t do this. This is a terrible mistake.

You must have enough money, surely you understand your legacy, and there’s no way that this will live up to your legacy. Please don’t do it. Signed Johnny Mack. All right, what’s the deal here? Faulty Towers?

You know the iconic British series. There’s like two seasons of six episodes each. It’s often considered the pinnacle of British comedy. Well, John Clees is bringing it back. John Clees will write and star alongside daughter Camilla Clees in the new version of Faulty Towers.

The new series will explore how Clees is over the top, cynical and missanthro pick basil Faulty navigates the modern world. The plot will focus on his relationship with his daughter as they manage a Batique hotel together. I’m underfamiliar with Camilla Clees, but you know the she’s related to John, and that makes me wonder was she the best possible person for the role. I guess John feels that she is. The Cleases are working with Rob Reiner and his team at Castle Rock.

John Clees called a first meeting there one of the best creative sessions I can remember. Ryner, who’s also working on a sequel to this is Spinal Tap, said John Clees is a comedy legend. Just the idea of working with him makes me laugh. The original series ran two six episode seasons, viewed as one of the most defining TV comedies of all time. In twenty nineteen, a Radio Times poll named it the greatest British sitcom ever.

It’s been remade in the US three times. Do you remember any of these? Nineteen seventy nine Chateau Snavely, nineteen eighty three as a manda is I remember that one because it was b Arthur and nineteen ninety nine s Payne pay Any. I don’t remember that at all. All failed.

In two thousand nine, John Clees said there would never be another episode of the show. John Clees said, and I hope twenty twenty three is John Clees reads this quote. Two thousand nine, John said, the is when you do do something that is generally accepted as being very good, a horrible problem arises, which is how do it to hop it? The expectation of what you will do is so high, Yes, eighty two year old John Clees again, please don’t do this. Mark Marin’s specials out on HBO Maxitude Morrow.

Vanity Fair caught up with Mark, who explained that the title from Bleak to Dark is something somebody said to me and it was such a great thing. He tells the story of working on another project and one of the suits over at FX said, look, guys, I love the story, it’s great, love the writing, it’s great. I have no specific notes, but is there any way we can get it from bleak to dark? Marin says, and I thought like, oh my god, that’s what I do. But they ultimately didn’t buy the show.

But nonetheless it’s stuck with me as a great moment. So I should write him an email and thank him. All right, Mark Marin, what’s the through line for this special? Mark said, well, I knew that part of my responsibility is a comic that I’ve decided to do these cultural satiric and cutting and aggressive assessments of what I see happening in the world. And I realized that we had to do that upfront because we had to get this stuff about grief and about Lynn’s passing further down into it.

Mark’s girlfriend Lyn passed away during the pandemic. I moved this stuff around a lot over the years. A year and a half I was working it, so I just entered into the Roe v. Wade and the fascism element and these stupid people and the culture of tribalism and this woke and unwoke business. But then I’m very aware of the tone change where I literally sit down and I start speaking from my experiencing about aging and my father.

That kind of shifts in a personal It made sense to move from aging and my father’s dementia into the grief. There are separate themes there, but they do seem to be about mortality and the way the world is going. They asked, Mark, how do you keep in mind that these TV specials whill live online forever versus when you’re doing a regular show and it’s not recorded. Marin said, I’m very aware that despite any of these self proclaimed victims of cancel culture and woke culture talk and the big problem of not being him to speak their mind. And I know what I’m doing, and there’s some things that I’m speaking to that could attract a type of anger that is dangerous.

So I also have to deal with that, and knowing they’re lunatics out there, and I’m talking frankly and darkly comedically about a religion and also points of view of people that are fundamentally known to be violent. I’ve got to live with that, and that’s a risk. It’s calculated risk, not totally unlike the idea if you say something that’s inappropriate and you get pushed back or get marginalized. You can go find a group of people that enjoy that kind of stuff. Keep going.

Also about what I say about my family members, It’s like, all right, well, how’s my mother’s boyfriend going to feel about this? And I think that was warmhearted enough that maybe he’ll be okay with it. We’ll see. And my dad, fortunately, it’s not going to really remember it too long. If you enjoy what I do here, you can go to buy me acoffee dot com slash Daily Common News.

I don’t have my prop with me. I’m out of ice coffee, which is why I need your help. All I have today is this thermis of water. Buy me a coffee dot com slash Daily Company News. You can join the two dollar clubs.

So what’s that You sign up and then once a month you’ll send me two bucks and I’ll shut you out on the show. There are other price points you can do it. One time donation five dollars. I’ll take your five dollars. I go to the National Donus chain.

I will order on the app. I will select iced beverage, coffee, milk caramel. Order now, then I’ll drive there while listening to myself. No, that’s not an ego thing. That’s how I QC the show.

Sometimes I blow an edit if you want to hear me below edits a sit over my shoulder while I record this thing. Oh my goodness, the amount of blown sentences that I clean up or you know, listen between three h five am and six thirty am before I listen back to the show for the final time. You might catch a mistake here and there. Anyway, buy meacoffee dot com slash Daily Comedy News mac Packer, Andy Samberg and Jean Smart have teamed up for a unique May December romantic comedy. It’s titled forty two point six Years.

In forty two point six years, a young man played by Andy Samberg who, in order to save his life, undergoes an experimental procedure in which he’s cryogenically frozen. He wakes up forty two points sixty years later. He’s on change. Thanks to being frozen. He finds himself alone in the future, with no one to turn to but his ex girlfriend, who’s played by Jean Smart.

Great cas, that’s a winner. Here’s a question for myself. Hey, Johnny mack if Adam Sandler handed in that exact thing. If you were sitting in your basement, going, hey, Adam Sandler plays a guy and he’s frozen for forty three years and he comes out and now he’s dating Katherine O’Hara. Would you hate on that idea, Johnny Mack?

I probably would, wouldn’t I? Now, what is that? Is it that Samberg has a track record of being funny and Sadler has three good movies? Discuss Daily Comedy News Facebook group from Yahoo Finance, your home for comedy news. Taco Bell’s breakfast category got a boost last quarter.

Do you remember why? Do you? Do you remember why? Thanks to Pete Davidson. That’s right, the CEO of the Bell says Taco Bell brought in Pete Davidson help drive consumer buzz for breakfast.

This led to nine percent transaction growth for the day. Part our second Ikey story of the Day from The Hollywood Reporter. Thanks to Scott, who is one of the friends of the show. He shared this on the Daily comed News podcast group facebook page. Justin Royland.

He is the voice of Rick. He is the voice of Morty. He is one of the co creators of Rick and Morty. He is one of the co creators of Solar Opposites. He is the voice of Corvo on Solar Opposites.

Multiple sources to all the Holly Reporter and the multiple sources would only speak on the condition of anonymity. Apparently, Royland wasn’t the easiest person to work with. They shared some ikey texts that I don’t even want to get into. One time, Royland paraded a high profile porn star through the Rick and Morty writer’s room, openingly discussed threesomes and was involved in at least one instance of alleged sexual harassment during the show’s third season, which was notably the first season where there were female writers. The article also gets into butting heads with Dan Herman.

Dan Harmon, also the creator of Community. Harmon wanted season two of Rick and Morty to be even better than season one, and insider says, and when Harmon wants something going to be even better, it means later nights, it means being more careful, means saying yes to few were silly ideas, and Justin is the king of silly ideas. Harmon brought in a few community writers, and the insider says those community writers didn’t treat Royland with the same kind of reverence that the season one group had. The writer’s room became clubbier and not nearly as much fun. There were now Dan’s Guys a more cerebral, structured set, and Justin’s guys any collection of art, and they just weren’t going to mix.

As the source, Dan is all on the page and mathematical about story breaking, and the guys that Justin hired were like, look, I drew a third with eyes, Let’s do a story about that. Hollyard Porter says it’s been years since anyone can remember Royland stepping foot in the show’s writer’s room, even when it was virtual. Recently, a similar situation has occurred on both Solar Opposites and Kuala Man, according to multiple sources. A source says Justa knew the power of being the voices, noting how Royland had revealed early on that he believed securing key voice rolls would safeguard him from being fired one day. On Koala Man, he’s an executive producer, but he was given a character to voice in the show’s third episode, but per two sources, the writers almost blew their deadline waiting for him.

The character was killed off at the end of the episode. Tonight, at the University of Maryland, it’s the spring comedy show All Nighter Events. Otsko at Kanska will be performing. Otsco will take the stage at eight thirty. She will follow UMD punch Bowl Comedy after at six pm.

Performance also included the All Nighter, a roller rink, cosmic bowling, t shirt giveaway, karaoke movies, tote bag decorating games, and more. Five to midnight, which I don’t know, that’s not really an all nighter, college kids five to midnight, Johnny Mack can do five to midnight? What are you talking about? Shouldn’t it be five to five? The theme tonight is candy Land and I’ve been enjoying the word bogan all week.

Then I thought, hmm, I should make sure that that word isn’t like, somehow offensive and I’m being a jerk. So I googled is the word bogan offensive? Google tells me the word bogan is derogatory and carries with a variety of stereotypes. So it’s like, oh, who am I in trouble with? Now?

I hope I wasn’t being accidentally jerky to a particular group of people than I were. The next sentence, Bogan’s typically wear ug boots were thongs in summer. All right, I’m okay with offending that crowd. ABC dot Net The Australian ABC had a big article of late the word bogan has been enjoying and renewed airing. First, too high profile media and business personalities were involved in an episode of temporarily physical aggression which the Melbourne or Harald’s Sun labeled as Bogan air behavior.

Love It. Then there was the Tasmanian mayor who referred to some of his constituents as the most Bogan of bogans. The oranges of the word bogan are, if not sure out in the missive history, least reasonably unknown. It is certainly Australian and is no older than the twentieth century. There’s a Bogan River and a Bogan Shire in central New South Wales, if there’s no reason to finger them as the arch of the word or the behavior.

The term bogan for people originated probably in Melbourne around nineteen eighty and is now understood in most parts of Australia. Bogans have been rebadged in various parts of Australia, Queensland has Beavans, Sydney has west Ease. Those are the people that live in the western suburbs. Tasmania has Chigs that comes from Chigwell, a suburb of Hobarts where the local Bogans were alleged have come. Canberra has its own term Booners or boons.

Bogans typically wear ug boots or thongsince summer. A special piece of alleged Bogan lore is the practice of keeping thongs going once the toe strap is pulled out of the soul by using plastic closures from packets of bread from the supermarket. Bogans come in different varieties. Once upon a time, their hair favored the mullet mohawks. The younger ones are more prone to standardization, torn jeans and sloppy sweaters or flanny shirts where a wife beater singlet.

Bogans could be of any age. Bogans can be actual folk heroes. Watch an episode of Bogan Hunters. What is Bogan Hunters. Bogan Hunters is an Australian comedy reality TV series.

The series provides an in depth looking to Australians Bogan’s sub culture. Here’s the plot summary. Of season one episode Fine, which aired June twenty fourteen. The crew head to South Australia, where they attend a Cold Chiseled tribute concert in Darwin. They meet the city’s thong throwing champion and keV gets friendly with a crocodile.

Now it’s just hoping I could have the Ai writes some Jeff Foxworthy style bogan jokes. But the but since his lunchtime as a record, the chat gept website is overloaded, so I’ll just have to make one up on the floor. Let’s see if you meet the city’s thumb throwing champion, you who might be a bogan. I’ll have to see if I could do that in Australia accent. I can’t write now.

When I was down in Australia, I’ve told the story before, but I will tell it again. So I remember seeing a T shirt that taught me how to reset my vowels, and what the T shirt said was bananas are for peranas. And that’s how I remember to flatten out my a’s no true story. I was out driving. We had one of those old garment devices that we’re using as a map, and the menu would be like, what would you like, would you like you know, Option A, Option B, directions, whatever.

And I kept saying address, and the GPS would be like, I don’t understand what you’re saying. Can you try again? I kept cycling through the menu, and the fifth time around I finally went address, and then it knew what I was saying. And that’s your comedy news for today. Follow the show for free unless you’re a bogan on Apple Podcast, Spotify YouTube, where you get your shows.

See you tomorrow again. If you want to skip one of the weekend episodes, you could skip Tomorrow. I don’t know why you would. Don’t be a bogan, but Sunday you definitely want to check out Sunday. All right?

See there. I’m Melissa McKay starved the new podcast The Royals of Malibu. I play Ella, a sex worker just trying to survive. When I get swept away to the wealth and the drama of Malibu, you know you can like something without touching it. You’ve made the biggest mistake of your life.

Ellie Sinclair, you are a total psycho. Will Ella find it happily ever after ending or will these rich kids destroy her? Fall in love with the Royals of Malibu on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and wherever you listen to podcasts.

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The Shark Deck. Hey, really nice job, Chelsea Handler. Hi, I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News Chelsea hosting the Daily Show. I shared clips of her first night hosting the Daily Show. I shared that on the Facebook group Daily Comedy News Podcast Group.

She’s pretty good, feels pretty comfortable behind the desk. I’ll stand by what I said. Chelsea is forty seven, and I think the Daily Show is going to go with somebody younger, perhaps Hasan Minhaj. I say that because the target demo for Comedy Central is eighteen to thirty four. But Chelsea really really nice job and seemed comfortable there.

Now, let me throw an idea out to you. What if you took the Daily Show and you made it one of the focus points of the Paramount Plus streaming service, and instead of showing the show at eleven o’clock on Comedy Central, you made the primary distribution, say eight o’clock on Paramount Plus, and you made it one of your keystones in that universe. Chelsea Handler makes tons of sense. Signer up today. Done.

She did a great job. Some of her jokes, which, as I usually amble, she definitely told them better than I’m about to the topic the Chinese spy balloon. Obama got to order the assassination of Bin Laden. All Biden gets to do is a murder of a bag of helium. This next one was great.

As you heard, the balloon was the size of three busses. I love measuring things in busses. And for the rich people out there who don’t know what a bus is, those are the big yellow vehicles that bring Matt Gates’s girlfriends to school. Wow, drop the mic, you can have the gig awesome more Chelsea. What I don’t get is why does China even need to send the balloon in the first place.

They already spying us with TikTok? Is it possible the Chinese spies became the first people ever to get sick of TikTok where they’re like, I swear to God, if I see one more basic bleep, make Lazanni in a slow cooker. And by the way, China, if you’re listening, which obviously are, next time, why don’t you make your balloon the color blue so we can’t see it in the sky, or if you’re gonna make it white, at least right the moon on it. No one here will know the difference. I certainly won’t love that she’s making fun of herself, and that reminds me.

I was out this morning doing a school bus run and the moon was setting in the west and the sun was coming up in the east, and they were in the sky at the same time. There’s no way Chelsea Handler thought the sun in the moon was the same thing. But I liked that she’s self aware and making fun of herself more from Chelsea. So the balloon went over Alaska, than it went through Canada, then into US airspace. By the way, Canada, thanks for the heads up.

Canada saw the balloon, they were like, oh, look one of those Chinese lanterns. Seth Meyers got in on the topic that balloon did more traveling than a high school senior taking a gap year before college. True story. It already has a diamond metallion status on Delta. Just to screw with Fox News, Biden should have announced that he was inviting the balloon to appear in this year’s Thanksgiving Day parade and Jimmy fallon.

The balloon floated from Montana to South Carolina. Somehow it got across the country faster than someone flying southwest. I’d seld you yesterday about the Ai Seinfeld. Well, Jerry Seinfeld’s having none of this. It is time to bust out my half ass angry Jerry Seinfeld impression.

If you’re a new listener, most people do that. Hey, do you ever noticed that? Dada? I don’t do that one. I do angry, slow burned Jerry in a half ass fashion.

Actual Jerry said, and here’s my impression. Did any make any sets? No? No, hey, I’m not worried about AI. Don’t make it smartest, smarter.

But to do this stetup, you have to make it dumber. You gotta be dumb to do this. Head on over to gossip Corner. Poor Dave Chappelle, you know, the paparazzi or just rotten. And maybe I’m feeding into this by even having a gossip Corner of segments and telling you about these things.

But I feel bad for Dave Chappelle. He was just trying to hit the beach in Sydney, The Daily Mail wrote. The American comedian was surrounded by several cartons of beer at Coogie Beach, but it was unclear if the drinks were for him were members of his entourage. Chappelle was seen relaxing beneath one of three large commanders. His crew had set up with boxes of little creatures all and a carton of Stella sitting next to him.

Nearby were stacks of red beer cups and two eskis. I had to look up eskis? Is this the second day in a row? I’m looking up assie slang? And eski is a portable insulated container for keeping food and drink cool.

So I think us Yanks would call that a cooler. But we’re just a bunch of bogans, right. The Daily Mail had to get all snitchy here, pointing out drinking alcoholic coogie beaches prohibited twenty four hours a day, with penalties reaching up to twenty two hundred Australian dollars. Chappelle didn’t seem concerned about bringing the drinks to the beaches. He relaxed on a chair next to his friends while staring down at his phone.

Earlier in the day, Chappelle arrived at the tourist attraction flanked by two bodyguards. And here’s where this gets really weird, they wrote. The trio were seen walking down the beach wearing sneakers rather than sandals. A rookie error. For those unfamiliar with the perils of removing sand from shoes, I’ll come back to that.

Chappelle was sporting a pair of vintage Reebok pump Hi tops, which can cost up to seven hundred dollars. Bizarrely, the Comma continue to wear sneakers even as he relaxed on a beach chair. Okay, time out, I’m jumping in here. Sneakers on a beach, absolutely, Okay, the sand is hot. Now do you wear your good sneakers?

Do you wear your nice hooka running sneakers to the beach? No, you wear your worn out pair, and you can make fun of me in the schoolyard. Have I been on the beach continuing to wear sneakers? Yeah, you know why, because it’s early in the season and I don’t want sunburned feet. Usually I leave them on once I go on the water, then I them off on a sunscreen up.

But especially early in the season, when the water’s freezing and I might not even go in. I’m just hanging on the beach, I leave them on. And Daily Mail, you’re a bunch of Brits. So what do you guys know about the beach. The Washington born funny man wore a black singlet and matching shorts and completed his look with sunglasses and a gold chain.

Let me translate into American here I’m looking at the pictures. Dave is wearing a black tea with cut off sleeves, and he’s wearing depending what part of the country you’re from and when you were born, swimming trunks, bathing suit shorts. I don’t know what they are, but they do have a Chappelle logo on it. There is a Chappelle apparel brand. I remember talking about that at one point.

So let’s not head on over to shop Chapelle dot com and go on today’s lark. Okay, I’m on shop Chapelle dot com. Here’s Dave looking pretty dap ran some suits. You can get yourself a Chappelle Classic Limited Edition tea, which is a black T shirt with a tiny sea on the bottom left. That’s only fifty five dollars.

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Now, this wasn’t right in front of me. I had to look for this one. So if you’re looking to get Chapelle shorts the kind worn by Dave Chappelle while hanging out at the beach, possibly drinking some little creatures ale out of his Eski’s Chapelle Collectors Edition shorts ninety dollars. They come in black, They come in sand. Now the sand ones are pretty nice.

The heavyweight cotton shorts include blister bass puff print that creates an embossed high in texture on rear leg as well as an embroidered patch of the iconic Chapelle logo stitched on the front leg. Grab it now only available for limited time. Washing instructions machine wash inside out with light colors, stumble dry, low paying, very nice, gets some spell schwartz, and stopped dressing like a bogan. Baton Rouge dot Com caught up with THEO Vaughan, who said, you can find as much joy and humor in almost anyone in Louisiana. We have a very colorful history in a way of looking at humanity, and I think we cope a lot with everyday life with laughter.

In Louisiana, people love to laugh there and people have to sit around and joke together. That’s where I’m from, so I just never stopped wanting that. He says being from Louisiana has helped him connect with his audiences. He said, I think it helps me with regular people. I think with Hollywood it didn’t help.

I think they don’t really seem to embrace a lot of the people that are from my community. Once I decided I didn’t really need that and all I needed was myself and people to listen to me, I was able to create a fan base. If you want to call it a fan base, a lot of it is friends. Really. Theo’s podcast is very good.

It’s this past weekend with THEO Van. If you want to check that out. Interesting note from Andrew Schultz podcast. He says that the final kiss between Lauren London and Jonah Hill in Netflix’s You People was made using CGI. Schultz said’s hilarious thing.

I don’t even know if I should share this stuff, but in the final scene they don’t even kiss. It’s cg I swear to god son. I’m there and watching the wedding and I see them go in for the kiss and their faces stop like this far, and I’m like, I wonder how they’re going to play that in the movie. They’re probably just gonna cut right there. But in the movie you see their faces come close and then you can see their faces morph a little bit into a fake kiss.

I haven’t been able to see the movie yet, and I don’t even want to speculate what may or may not be going on, but that story is weird. Here comes an unpopular opinion. So I have added something new to my best of twenty twenty three comedy list. This new thing they abused at number one, moving Nate Brighassi Special down at number two. All right, what is the funniest thing of twenty twenty three?

This is going to be unpopular, you guys, are not gonna like this. You’re gonna tell me I’m wrong. Number one right now, Kunk on Earth. It’s on Netflix. If you like Monty Python, watch it.

It’s so good. I found out there’s a previous series called Kunk on Britain, which I’m now watching on YouTube. Equally funny. Kunk on Earth. You’re missing out.

Second Australia story of the Day from eight dot net. There was a horrible racist in the audience at the Perth Fringe Festival. He said something stupid to comedian Joe White’s. Joe White told Australia’s ABC Radio he was forced to de escalate a tense situation at a show when he was heckled and racially abused by an audience member. The audience member kept putting his hands up and I said, what seems to problem?

Is there something you want to tell me? Then the audience member used the N word at Joe White’s. White’s all the story. I’m engaging and directing with the crowd, doing jokes, going great. Then the guy does that.

My mind is racing a million miles an hour. How do I handle this in a way so there’s an outcome that I want The last thing I want is for there to be violence at my show. Everybody’s gasping for air. It’s a very intimate show. Everybody heard it.

I’m looking around, everyone’s gasping for air. I’m thinking about the safety of the ushers. I’m thinking about my tech, I’m thinking about my audience. White decided to de escalate the situation by engaging with the man during the performance while making it clear the man’s comments were unacceptable. I had to do that because I have to convey a message of discomfort and disapproval from what he just said.

If the audience gets involved, what happens is the emotions run high, and if the emotions run high, you never know how he’s going to react. Reps of the clubs said there are protocols in place. The staff were monitoring the situation and had it at any time escalated, we would have stepped in. It’s always better to allow the comedians to handle the room and the audience and the best way that they feel. White said he spoke to the man after the show, went straight up to him, but as soon as he saw me, he was clapping.

He was telling me, you’re amazing. I said, you killed the show. By using a word that was used to make black people feel inferior and subhuman. I’m just there trying to make you happy. I had worked trice as hard to try and save the show.

He was apologetic and receptive to me telling them that it wasn’t okay and what he did really impacted a lot of people. Third Australian story of the day, What’s going on Johnny Mack. This one also involves racism. Unfortunately, a range of First Nations social media users have called out an Australian comedian over jokes that they say are racist. The comic is Isaac Butterfield, and we’ve heard of him before.

I’ll tell you why. At the end of this story, Isaac Butterfield had posted a TikTok from a recent show with the caption the most offensive Aboriginal jokes. Okay, this next section, here are the horrible words. I’m going to read them flat, with no inflection. I’m not going to attempt at all, like I do with the Late night jokes, to do them in any way resembling comedy, and I’m just going to read it verbatim.

It goes without saying, of course, I don’t stand by any of these words, but from the article verbatim in the clip, mister Butterfield said Aboriginal pornography was the national geographic and that no one would have seen a transgender Aboriginal because the ladies already look like blokes. It’s so easy to write Aboriginal jokes. They write themselves. The most Aboriginal word in the world at Corroboree as the word robbery in it. White people in Australia never really culturally appropriated Aboriginal culture because there’s nothing that we really wanted except for the kids.

Dude. The video was posted to TikTok and Instagram. He has since deleted them. On Sunday, mister Butterfield posted a video to YouTube titled I’m being canceled for this joke. In that video, which is around fifteen minutes long, he explains the jokes he wrote word deliberately bad and that was the whole point of them.

His defense, we’re not laughing in Aboriginal people here, we’re laughing and how effed up the joke itself is. Isaac Butterfield has come up before on this podcast. In twenty twenty, he was called out for a joke he made during his tour about the twenty nineteen christ Church massacre, which saw fifty one people killed and forty nine more injured as they made their daily prayers at a mosque in New Zealand at the time, Butterfield, I’m going to go verbat him in deadpan here again, mister Butterfield said he felt for the hundreds of people that night who couldn’t make it home from nightclubs in christ Church because all the cabbies were dead. On this podcast, we talk a lot about cancel culture may give you a different point of view, and this is something I used to inform the programming at series X’m comedy their censorship. There’s cancelation and then there’s choose differently.

Looks like we’ve got enough of body of work to know what Isaac Butterfield’s quote unquote comedy is. If you see a video, don’t watch it. He’s playing the local club. Don’t go. That’s your comedy news for today.

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The Shark Deck. Jimmy Kimmel joked about Netflix cracking down on shared accounts. I’m Jonny Mac with your Daily Comedy News. Jimmy said, it’s gonna be a huge blow to Nick Cannon. This could cost him millions of dollars.

Kimmel tag don. Some people may have to go back to stealing Netflix the old fashioned way, sitting with binoculars in your neighbor’s tree. Catching up on the Grammy’s Dave Chappelle Best Comedy Album of twenty twenty three for The Closer. You remember The Closer. Some people did not enjoy the transgender material.

I expect we’ll see a little flurry of Dave Chappelle articles this week. Dave beat out Louis C.K. For Sorry, Jim Gaffigan’s Comedy Monster, Randy Rainbow’s a Little Brains, Little Talent, and Patton Oswaltz. We all scream, this is Chappelle’s fourth Grammy. Last year’s winner, it was Louis C.K.

Insert article here about comedy and cancel culture. Dave was not at the Grammys. He’s down in Australia, where news reports were that there was a fight in the crowd during a show in Perth. It actually interrupted the show, but one onlooker said, I was most impressed with how quickly Dave Chapelle got the crowd back. Chapelle showed me he’s the goat and Perth tonight and an absolute professional.

Shame. Some bogans in the crowd decided to have a fight halfway through a set. Bogan is a great word. Let’s get a proper description of what a bogan is. Bogan Australian slang for person whose speech, clothing, attitude and behavior are considered unrefined or unsophisticated.

Love it. Let’s start using that word up here. No, there’s a shame. Some bogans in the crowd decided to have a fight halfway through a set. Seems that there was some loud swearing, some yelling at a tussle before the arena staff shut things down.

There are no videos that we know of, because you know, pouches and all that yonder nonsense, and Chapelle thinks he’s going to do stuff on stage and we’re not going to find out about it. We found out about it, Dave. Let people bring in their phones. Will speaking of transgender material in your comedy an AI generated Seinfeld parody is in trouble. Let me catch you up here.

There’s an AI generated Seinfeld parody called Nothing Forever. Their creators are trying to show that a show can generate entertaining content forever. Nothing Forever was launched on December fourteenth. It’s been broadcasting since. It’s got blocky, kind of minecrafty versions of Jerry, Elaine, George, and Kramer.

And they hang out in a brightly colored, slightly reconfigured version of Jerry sitcom apartment and they talk in cliptrobotic sentences. I watched a couple seconds of this before getting quickly bored, but I appreciate it. And there’s a laugh track that punctuates lots of not funny lines of GPT three generated dialogue. Hey, I hate people who do that. I did that last week.

Anyway, Nothing Forever has been banned on Twitch. Why The Jerry of Nothing Forever said he was thinking about doing a bit about how transgender is actually a mental illness, or how all liberals are secretly gay and want to impose their will on everyone, or something about how transgender people are ruining the fabric of society. Again, it’s the computer writing this material. What makes the computer write this material that I don’t know, but nothing forever banned for fourteen days should be bad. Ten eleven days left by the time you hear this story.

Meanwhile, from Morocco worldnews dot com, You’re home for Comedy News. A Moroccan artist and comedian who goes by Talis, has apologized to Moroccans, particularly women, saying that a joke he made was spontaneous and that he had no intention of insulting Moroccan women. What happened here He was at a ceremony hosting the Moroccan national team’s historic achievements at the twenty twenty two World Cup. Remember they did really well, Talis joked. What I like most about the national team during the World Cup is that whenever they win, I gets to hug the girl next to me.

If they qualified to the finals, I would have made the girl next to me pregnant. Moroccans deemed his joke inappropriate. He presented his apologies in a recent interview with Al Jazeera. He was asked if he wrote his jokes down before the performance. He said, now, I just got excited on stage and didn’t expect it would cause a stir be taking the wrong way.

He went on to apologize for any slip of the tongue and for any insults he might have caused. He insists that that he never intended to hurt or attack Moroccan women play an important role in society. Lewis Black had a saw a bunch of shows over the weekend. He was supposed to play Utica and Troy, New York. He put out a statement saying, and once again find myself having to apologize, which sucks for you and me.

But due to circumstances beyond my control, I had to postpone a number of shows so far this year. Nothing upsets me more, is it, No doubts upsets those of you purchased tickets expecting for me to show up. I do not like to postpone, slash cancel shows, and I rarely have in the thirty five years or so I’ve been performing. I deeply appreciate all of you who bought the tickets, and all those shows will be put back on the schedule. You’ll be given notice as soon as possible.

Thanks for your patients and sport. For many of us, this has been a bleeping year and it’s just a month old. Hopefully enough is enough. Lewis did not elaborate on what he means by being a bleeping year, why he’s missed a bunch of shows. Hope everything is okay there, Lewis.

Let’s stay in upstate New York. The Campus Times caught a comedy show in Rochester where students headed over to Kodak Hall for a night of comedy featuring Chris Red, Alex Moffett, and Melissa Va Senor. That’s good we know them all from SNL. Chris Red, Joe, I don’t even know where I am right now? What the F is this place?

Towards the end of his set, he shared some of his failed SNL pitches ready. One was called the Black Batman, where a white woman gets robbed in an alleyway in the nineteen sixties and refuses help from a black man dressed as batman, saying she wants to wait for a white batman to help her. Another sketch idea was Jamison Bond, which asked the question what if James Bond couldn’t handle his liquor? Melissa Vias Signora got up next. She shared her disappointment that during her six years on SNL she never hooked up with any of the hosts or musical guests.

Her closest encounter was a rumor that she was dating Jason Momoa, which to herds May her manager shot down. She did some impressions of Billie Eilish and Olivia Rodrigo, also saying summer Nights from Greece, and she did both Sandy and Danny, while also impersonating a potential suitor who watches simultaneously interested and turned off. Alex Moffett was in the clean up spot. He entered speaking German gibberish with a few English words that confused the crowd. After switching over to English, he revealed that he’d be ends all of his shows like that and says usually the better the bit goes, the shorter goes, the worse it goes, the longer I’d do it.

At a recent show, he noted the German thing was going so poorly. I did it for twenty five minutes. Trevor Noah was on with James Cordon explained leaving the Daily Show and said everything comes to an end in life. Every journey has to come to its conclusion. There’s always going to be the moments you miss anything you enjoy doing well, You’re gonna miss certain elements of it, and then there are gonna be new parts of life.

You discover things he didn’t know you could do, things he didn’t know you wanted to do, waking up with your mind in an almost completely different dimension in a strange way. Now I read the news. When I want to read the news, I’ll be like, oh, maybe I won’t read it in the morning, Maybe i’ll read it in the afternoon. Sometimes I read two days of news and one day I skipped one day. And you might ask me something and be like, hey, have you heard about that, And I’ll be like, no, I haven’t, but in a week maybe I will have.

I’d totally relate. At one point, I was the program director of at Tawker Radio station, and when I got let go and I could get in the car and just listen to the radio the way you probably listen to the radio, like, oh, I listen to this, not I have to listen to that. It was very refreshing. Same thing. After I left Serious x Am, I did take a comedy break.

I just needed to get away for it for a while, and I really wasn’t watching comedy related programming at all. I would go home and I would watch The Universe on what was that on the Science Channel, you know, Neil de grass Tyson telling you about Mars, and I would just watch that stuff and kind of zone out. Clearly I’ve gotten back into comedy, I would hope. So four years into this podcast, right, Trevor on his Instagram mentioned he was in Mexico recently. Airport security there confiscated his afrocomb.

He shared with a photo afrocomb confiscated by airport security. They said they didn’t know what it is. Over the weekend, I saw that The New York Times profiled Sarah Cooper. You may remember Sarah Cooper. She was famous during the pandemic for pantomiming to Donald Trump videos on TikTok.

I was quite frustrated with the media who anointed her as like the next great thing in comedy, and I would sit here in the basement be like, she’s pantomiming to Donald Trump videos on TikTok. She’s not George Carlin. She then got a Netflix special and then has I don’t know, not quite had George Carlin’s career yet. Anyway, she must have a great agent because she got a profile in The New York Times. Again they remind us she signed with an agent, William Morris Endeavor, one of the biggest talent agencies.

Yeah, I suspect that’s at work here. Starting her own Netflix special created by Natasha Leone and Maya Rudolph. Remember that special came and went and adapted one of her books, How to Be Successful Without Hurting Men’s Feelings, into a pilot that did not get picked up. She is also part of Jerry Seinfeld’s Unfrosted, the Pop Tart story that’s in post production. She’s now making her professional stage debut into The Wanderers, which is a drama by Anna Ziegler.

It’s in previews off Broadway the Roundabout Theater. Times asked her, it’s been three years since your first Trump video. How do you see that chapter of your life? Sarah Cooper said right away. I was very scared of just being known as the Trump girl and felt like I wanted to distance myself from it.

But I meet people just call up to me and they go, you made me laugh when it was so hard to laugh. Just made me appreciate it a lot more. Those deals help so many people and they also help me, so I’m thankful for it now, even though I know that if I die right now, my obituary would have the name Donald Trump in it, which is not great. But what are you gonna do? Is she ever attempted to do it again?

Sarah said, people ask me to do it all the time. I have no desire. I like the idea that expose the meaninglessness of his words, but I think now that it’s been exposed, there’s nothing left to do with it. Times asked, You’re not going to turn it into a cycle of other characters. Sarah said, I notice, I’m very good at lip syncing, so I’ll never say never.

But right now I’m enjoying acting, which is really what my childhood dream was. Does she miss Trump in twenty twenty? He said some brilliantly stupid things. You can’t write that stuff. The stuff he said it was goold, so I don’t want him back.

But making those videos was a lot of fun. And that is your comedy news for today. Follow the show for free on Apple, podcast, Spotify, YouTube, wherever you get your shows. Meet you back here tomorrow. I’m Melissa McKay, star of the new podcast The Royals, of Malibu.

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The Shark Deck. I am Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. The State of the Union is tonight. I asked the AI chatbots, I write some late night style jokes. They come up with this one.

I like it. President Biden stayed up late preparing for the State of the Union. I hope he didn’t forget to turn the oven off late night itself, the actual late night no robots involved, I don’t think so. They were talking about the documents again. Jimmy Fallon said, first they searched near Biden’s corvette.

Now they’re searching his beach house. I’m starting to think Biden created this whole scandal as a humble bragg Why don’t you check my infinity pool. Maybe there’s something behind the picasso. Jimmy Kimmels said, Biden’s attorneys found documents at his main house in Delaware, and the president has a beach house in Delaware. I don’t know.

How’s that a vacation. Can you vacation from Delaware to Delaware. They didn’t find anything classified, but they did find a nineteen eighty two Zenith TV and three boxes of part Cheesy. I love the joke. When is the last time you even thought about cheesy or played it.

If you’re of a certain age, you surely played it. I don’t think I’ve played it this century, have you. Jimmy Fallons beaking of Biden, the White House announced that he will get his annual physical on February sixteenth. It’s gonna be crazy after Biden’s colin oscopy when the doctor says, there’s no easy way to tell you this, but we found more classified documents. Regular listeners, No, I’ve been in the basement with the door closed and hanging out on only fans.

What do you do? And Johnny mac that sounds very suss Nope, I’m researching comedy, guys. I don’t know what you guys think I’m doing down here. Bert Kreisher is joining only Fans. Yeah.

The Roast of Bert Kreisher featuring Rachel Feinstein, Big Jay Oakerson, Donnel Rawlings, Tony Hinchcliff, Jim Norton, Tom Sagora, and the person they put first was Trevor Wallace. I’m not that familiar with mister Wallace. I thought it was odd that they put him first, because it doesn’t even make sense alphabetically anyway. The Roast of Bert Kreisher on Only Fans Free April First, I’ll be in the basement with the door closed. Jim Jefferies has a new special coming out Valentine’s Day.

It’s called A High End Dry with an N in the middle. I didn’t just slip into a queen’s accent there. In High and Dry, Jim Jeffreys talks about everything from stone koalas, his dad’s vasectomy, confusion, choosing between his hair and his sex drive, and more. Peacock has a special from Josh Johnson, which is a shame because it’s on Peacock, which means nobody is going to use it. Hey, guys, if you want to buy some ads, I’ll start pretending that everybody loves Peacock, but in the real world nobody has Peacock.

I’m sorry. However, Josh Johnson’s comedy is fantastic. I was prepping for the show this morning. I was playing some of his clips. He’s really, really good.

This one is called up Here Killing Myself. It’ll premiere February seventeenth. Josh Johnson, who is a writer on The Daily Show, transforms an hour of talk therapy about his relationships with money, his father, and a stalker into an hour of stand up the pressure, Lease says, and this shocked me. Josh Johnson is Comedy Central’s most watch comedian ever with forty million views. Well, he’s in the demo give him the day show?

What are you doing? Why are you wasting time? You’re ready rights for the thing? And if he’s super popular with your audience, why isn’t he hosting the show? Josh said via press release.

In my session that turned into the special, we talked about family, my feelings towards money, and just random thoughts that I didn’t feel like it could tell anyone else. The subject matter didn’t immediately jump out to me as funny. In fact, some of it was hard to make jokes about. I hope to take away from this piece is that you’re never alone. Everyone’s going through something and it’s important to be kind to one another because we never know what that something could be.

This is my way of opening up about my journey. Thanks to dr who shared this one on the Facebook group which is daily coming to this podcast group. Dan Ackroyd will be hosting a series on Fox Nation about drinking. Fox Nation First to Roseanne bar Special, Now a dan Ackroyd Show. What’s going on over there.

This one is called A History of the World in Six Glasses. Johnny mac, why are you mentioning this well? The guests are comedians Kevin Neil and John Lovitz, George Went and Jim Belushi. I’ve mentioned this before. Jim Belushi.

I know everybody goes, oh, Jim Belushi. Jim Belushi’s a cool guy. And I remember one time we were putting together a special for the Blues Brothers with Dan and Jim got to spend some time with both of them, and I was stupid. One morning. I thought I was calling Jim’s office and I called Jim’s cell phone, and also I forgot about time zones, so I called Jim’s cell phone at six thirty Pacific or wherever he was.

I clearly woke him up, and he was totally cool about it. I fell in my sort of oh my gosh, I’m such a jerk, and he was like, totally cool. But I still feel bad about that. Jim Belushi, cool guy. The History of the World in Six Classes will chronicle the history of beer, wine, spirits, coffee, tea, soda and their respective impact on the world.

The Fox Nation president said, I laughed out loud watching every episode and learned so much about the cultural impact of these iconic beverages. So it’s already in the can, but it will premiere in January twenty twenty four. Why are we waiting eleven months to release this thing? Fox Nation? Very suspicious.

Dale Hugley hosted The Daily Show last week. He told Complex how the current landscape leads to uncomfortable yet necessary conversations. Deal said, we don’t like to be uncomfortable, and comedy is a way of informing and satiating a need for knowledge, but without making people feel attack. When you do it right, I think it’s the only time people listen. Comedy has always been the way to have conversations that people wouldn’t necessarily like to have in an open forum.

He commended Trevor Noah for stepping away when it felt right. Anytime someone has done what they can, it’s better to leave through the front door than the back. He left on a high. He felt like he’d contributed all he could and was leaving on his own terms. Anytime someone does something like that, you can’t help but be happy for them.

You gotta know when to walk away. You don’t want to be Tom Brady. You don’t want to stay too long. Trevor left after his Super Bowl, which is the way to go out on top. Roy Wood Junior he would like to host The Daily Show, but they’re making him wait while we turned through.

Chelsea Handler and saur Silverman again, wonderful comedians, but they’re too old for the demo that Comedy Central wants. I don’t see either one of them getting the show. Give it to Josh Johnson, give it a roy Wood Junior. Roy does have a gig. He’ll be the host of The White House Correspondence on April twenty ninth.

He said, it’s an honor to be part of a long running tradition of celebrating those members of the media who works so hard to uncover the truth and hold our governments accountable. It’ll be a great night that we’ll go down in the history books or not, depending on which state you live in. The presidents of the White House Correspondence Association said, roy Wood Junior brings a journalistic eye to his comedy. He’s hilarious, but we also make sure his audience are thinking as they laugh. If you want to support the show, a lot of things you can do one on Apple Podcast.

They’ll put the premium option in front of you, so for five dollars a month, and the first month is free. If you want to test drive this whole concept. You’ll get the episodes early. By early, I mean like I’m around four pm Eastern the night before as soon as I clean up the edit and I publish it, I usually release it four pm the day before the weekend. Episodes are usually available for you Friday morning.

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Nathan had told me to listen to Howie Mandel with Weird Al I did. It was a really good episode, Nathan, thank you for putting that on my radar. How he’s a pretty good interviewer, and they got into a story. I guess everybody knows. It had never hit my radar, and I went back and I looked, this happened in April of two thousand and four.

So I just started at Serious Satellite Radio running comedy then. And I know the first six months at Serious, the entire comedy department was just me, and all I did was load CDs because there weren’t enough CDs in the system to really run comedy channels with any sort of depth. So that’s why I think I suspect we didn’t do anything about this other than I probably saw it, but I don’t remember the story at all. What are you talking about? Johnny Mack for The New York Times, April eleven, two thousand and four.

The parents of Weird Alankovic were found dead on Friday in their home, apparently victims of carbon monoxide poisoning. Al talked about this with Howie Nick. Yankevic was eighty six, Mary Yankovic was eighty one. They were found dead by relatives who were worried because they hadn’t seen the couple in a while. A wood fire had been set in the fireplace.

Local sheriff said the house was full of smoke when they opened the door. The relatives have found the flue to the fireplace closed awful. Al tells the story that he found this out and he still went on stage that night, and he explains like he didn’t want to let the audience down. It was a distraction for him. What else are you gonna do?

Oh my goodness, can you imagine going out especially you’re going out there to be funny and you’re doing parody songs after that? Wowow. So it’s a really good interview with Howie Mandel. Let me tell you what the podcast is properly called. It is called Howie Mandel Does Stuff.

So listen to the weird Al episode. At the time, Al put out a statement that said, going up on stage in front of thousands of supporter of fans is a cathartic and somewhat therapeutic experience for me right now. I don’t know if I could say that the concerts really take my mind off the tragedy, but at least they give me a break from sobbing all the time. Wow. Starred Tribune took a look at James Adomian.

He does a really good trump. James Austin Johnson kind of has the most famous trump right now thanks to SNL. But there was an album Trump Versus Bernie that I used to play a lot on the Slacker Radio Live one show that I host, which is called the Weekly Comedy Thing. Adomian is a really good impressionist. He had to cancel a couple of shows because Jimmy Kimmel needed him in LA to do his impression of Mike Lindell.

But James made it out to Minneapolis, showed up at the Acme Comedy Club and he did some impressions, one of them Jesse Ventura, and he explained how it’s like a typical Midwest accent that spend too much time in the oven. The Star Tribune rights one of the reasons James isn’t as well known as other impressionists is because he favors obscure celebrities. One of the highlights of Thursdays sold out show was his reimagination of a homophobic Sam Elliott being interviewed on Mark Marin’s podcast as Hounds Hilarious. He also did BBC narrator David Attenborough time out. That reminds me.

Speaking of David Attenborough, have you watched on Netflix Unk on Earth? Is that what it’s called? Yeah? Sorry, I forgot to put that in the notes. I was watching that late last week.

It’s if you like Eric Idol, and especially when Eric Idol would do the news reporter walking around and absurd things would happen behind him. Picture five hours of that. It’s basically the history of humanity going from cavemen to today, but done in that really dry British sarcastic style. Diane Morgan stars as Philamina. Kunk highly recommended Netflix put it right in front of me and I devoured it.

Not for everybody, but if you like dry British humor and if you like Python specifically, Kunk on Earth is for you anyway. James Adomian did David Natonborough Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Howell and the Munchkin corner from the Wizard of Oz. He also apparently does Tom Selleck. NBC has renewed Night Chord for a second season. Hey, it’s doing the numbers that the World series does, so why not an NBC You said, it’s so rewarding to have audiences respond and return to a show which they have such incredibly warm feelings.

And more broadly, it’s a testament to how broadcast is still a huge driver of communal viewing. No, it’s not. Lisa Cat’s president of scripted content, and you know it’s not. This is an outlier. Nobody’s watching network television.

Sorry, but hey, if you buy ADS and NBC Peacock, you’re the same company. I will sit here. I’m a shill. I’ll be like, oh my god, Peacock. It’s great if you listen regularly.

You know, I like deep diving on Overseas comedy. And I saw a headline on Indulge express dot com which was New Zealand comic Sam Wills makes his debut in India, and I’m like, that’s randomly random. Let me click on this. Sam Wills is better known by stage name tape Face. Am I bad that I didn’t know about tape Face?

Apparently tape Face was on America’s Got Talent in twenty sixteen, so a lot of you were like, dude, America’s Got Talent one of NBC’s fine shows, which you could probably find on Peacock. See I can shill anyway, tape Face was apparently on AGT Who knew I missed it. I know what I was doing. But he does silent comedy and he is tape over his mouth. He says.

I call it stand up without talking. I’m using all the normal stand up comedy writing styles but applying it to a silent character. The show involves everyday objects as I like the idea of getting audiences to see things differently. It sounds like a lot of fun. Hey, tape face, what are you looking forward to in India?

He said, I’ve always wanted to take the show to all parts of the world, and when India came up, I leapt at it. He’s looking forward to the food. I can’t wait to eat good Indian food. I can understand that I enjoy some good Indian food myself. All right, who are you inspired by?

At the beginning of my career, I really like comedians like Jimmy Carr and Joey Delaware. I don’t know Joey Delaware. But then once I started going down the silent comedy road, I discovered a whole new world of comedy sight gags. All right, what are we going to see in the show? He says.

I’ll bring back John Lennon, I’ll fight Darth Vader, and I’ll even have a shootout. That sounds cool. All right. What’s the best and worst thing that can happen during the tour. Best we sell out.

You guys have a good time. Worst thing, I get food poisoning or get attacked by bees. That’s your comedy news for today. Follow the show for free, Apple, podcast, Spotify, YouTube, wherever you get your shows. See you tomorrow.

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The Shark Deck. I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Trevor Noah hosted the Grammy Awards last night. I like Trevor Noah a lot, but Ouch, that was not good Trevor. The word hack even went through my mind.

Trevor praise Beyonce well deserved and asked what was more culturally significant, the renaissance or Beyonce’s renaissance. I think that same joke appears on Kunk on Earth on Netflix. We’ll talk about that later. You should be watching that. Trevor also referenced the spy balloon and said, my job is to be your eyes, your ears.

I’ll be floating around this Sam Radio. Think of me like a Chinese spy balloon. I thought I was gonna have a lot more to say about Trevor Noah, but I don’t. Not good man. You know what was good?

Saturday Night Live and they opened with a segment about the spy balloon, and great job out of them because that story was only, let’s say, dude, like seven hours old by the time SNL air and they crushed it. In the opener, Bowen Yang dressing up as the spy balloon. Very very funny. It’s also a fantastic game show sketch about movies. If you haven’t seen it, I shared it on the Facebook group page Daily Coming News podcast group Spoilers.

The big joke there is nobody can name any movies or movie stars from the last five years. I watched it and I was like Wow. Shared it with my wife, who was like, wow, really good and let’s stop off at gossip Corner. Pete Davidson, he’s bald now. Over the weekend, he showed up at a Knicks game with John Stewart and Hasan Minhaj.

Interesting company there. Pete was wearing a sturdy gray shacket according to Yahoo, what’s a shack at shirt jacket? I guess, and shielding his eyes with black Aviator sunglasses. Then he attended a screening of m Night Shamalan’s latest thriller, Knock at the Cabin. He was wearing a New York or Nowhere baseball cap, but under the baseball cap he has shaved his head.

Pete was also at the Pro Bowl. Busy weekend for Pete Davidson. Detroit Lyons wide receiver I’m Honray Saint Brown, apparently a fan of Pete Davidson. Saint Brown showed Pete Davidson his number one fan tattoo. It’s unclear if the tattoo real or not, but Pete said, oh, dude, that’s so dope.

Thank you man, that’s amazing. I hope it comes off. ABC caught up with Colin Quinn. Hey, Colin Quinn, many comedians revere you. Do you ever give them advice?

Colin said, I couldn’t give advice. They know better than me what they need to do. They’re the ones that are cutting up clips and throw them out. I’d be like, hey, try to get on Letterman and they’re like, what, he doesn’t have a show anymore, or hey, try to get a sitcom. The only advice I could ever give is if you’re not writing new stuff a lot, you’re gonna stagnate.

It’s almost like the opposite of musicians. Musicians, with a few exceptions, the first couple albums are their best, and then they just can’t really capture the magic. But stand up, you can’t rest. Nobody’s gonna say play your hits, you know, very rarely, so you have to keep writing. The more you do it, it gets easier to know what direction to focus.

On when you’re writing, but you have to keep working at the same pace your whole career. There’s no coasting and stand up all right, Colin has well culture affected your company? Colin Quinn said, there’s so many subjects that people will not laugh at. So if you even identify, not just make a stereotype, if you identify anyone’s ethnicity, the room tightens up a subtle areas, some good, most bad. In my opinion that it affects it’s not all of comedy, but it’s definitely had a big effect.

You know. One more, Hey, Colin, your friends with Jerry Seinfeld and Amy Schumer. What’s it like when you go out to dinner? Colin said, nobody’s really fighting for tension, but everybody’s being funny the whole time. I mean, it’s our thing, you know what I mean.

So what we do it’s hard to really say what it looks like, but we did a few weeks ago. It was just hilarious, and Amy’s baby son was their gene. It’s like a throwaway line. It’s not big and gregorious laughs. It’s more like a series of sarcastic or snotty remarks to each other.

NBR had on Brian Post Sin Yeah, he was talking about his work on Mister Show. He said it opened up a lot of doors for his career. He said, I owe everything to those two dudes. It really got me out there, adding that the right people who know comedy saw the show and his work. That’s how I got on Big Bang Theory, and that’s how I got on Just Shoot Me, and that’s how I got all these other shows.

It’s because the writers were fans of Mister Show and knew what I could do. He was asked if he could meet anyone in the world that he’s never met before, and he said, forget that, he wants to meet Rush again. He said, if I could be in a room with Rush again and actually meet Alex and Getty and just talk to them like human beings and not as a screaming fan. I had a moment with them and I got to take a picture with them, but I botched it so hard. I called Getty search twice.

In the same sentence, he also told a story about twenty years ago when he and Patton Oswalt met Don Rickles. They were there to offer advice to Don Rickles. I did not misspeak. They’re not getting advice from Don Rickles. They were giving advice too Don Rickles, who was about to do a college tour.

Ryan said’s ridiculous, like how could we have anything to give to him advice wise? But we still took the meeting. Pat and I were both like, this sounds so dumb, but let’s go and meet the man. You know. It was one of the greatest hour and a halves in my life.

He made fun of the way we were dressed. He told Pat and I, Hey, if you kids come on the house, why didn’t you dress up? All right? My wife will think give the gardeners like you kids, but where’s the rake? And we were just losing it.

The Guardian interviewed Tignataro tick seems like she’s no fun. I’ve heard her on podcasts and she gets kind of frosty. And look at these short answers. Here again from the Guardian, here’s the question who’d you look up to? When started out?

First answer? All right, a really answer, tig and he opened my comedy scene. I was coming up in I Love my friends, Maria Bamford, Zach Golfin, I guess, Chris Fairbanks, Martha Kelly and a million others. The professional comedians I was into prior to starting stand up would have been Richard Pryor, Stephen Wright, Paula Poundstone, Steve Martin, Eddie Murphy, Ellen DeGeneres, and Joan Rivers. Great answer, but here we got, Guardian.

Can you recall a gig so bad it’s now funny? Tig the first two years of my career, Guardian. Do you have any pre show rituals? Tig. I like to not think much about the show.

I go about my day or evening like I would any other just show up and walk on stage. Guardian, best heckle. Tig can’t say I’ve ever been impressed by a heckle, nor if I ever been really put off by one either. Guardian, you recently have said you’re bad. It’s staying note opportunities.

You’re becoming better at it, Tig. I always think I will. Then I’m here saying yes to this interview. Guardian. What are you excited for now?

Tig? Spending some more time at home, hoping to learn to garden and golf and mostly go on our summer family vacation. Guardian. Eddie bugbears from the world of comedy, Tig, the world of comedy is such a microcosm of the entire world these days, it’s just so divided. I think the negativity starts to really get me down.

I try to gravitate more towards nice or sillier people in vibes that’s coming across in this transcript. I’ll tell you that best advice you’ve ever been given, Tig. Tig said, there’s two. The best gift you can give anyone is a well lived life of your own, and no one thing will make or break you. Worst advice you’ve ever been given, she said, go to business school.

W Kamal Bell is having none of this. Bill Cosby on tour business, he said, it’s clear to me there are people around Bill Cosby who feel the need to keep his name in the press. He’s eighty five years old. I don’t know a lot of eighty five year old comedians on tour, especially with his history. I know that my name’s forever going to be tied of Bill Cosby because of this project, and I’m proud of the work I’ve put into it, and I stand by it.

But I won’t be buying tickets if he goes on tour from the Crimson You’re home for comedy news and a newspaper from Harvard. Karen, she classes seventeen fancy. She’s a comedic big Dog, or at least that’s what a co workers call her. How’d she get the name? She said, Oh, I give myself the nickname.

They had written my phone number down incorrectly on a contact sheet at work, so when I went to correct it, I asked him to ease also write my name as Karen big Dog che So she now works on late night with Seth Myers, and her co workers call her big Dog. Great nickname. She describes herself as a bit of a square, and she has a daily to do list that consists solely of making chocolate chip pancakes, finishing a book, and doing a puzzle. But the name has stuck. Her default zoom user name is now big Dog.

She her hers. She says, Seth Myers is a man with a demeanor that she compares to the friendly neighborhood dad who coaches the local soccer team. It’s great, Genuinely, I’m a big Seth Myers fan outside of work, but I don’t need to say that. We don’t need his ego to explode. And from Yahoo one woman on TikTok had enough of bad dates.

She drafted up a ghosting exit survey to send to somebody who rudely ghosted her, comedian Stephanie Dagastino. She’s at steph dag on TikTok. She said, So, I recently got ghosted by guy who I didn’t even like. So it’s devastating. I emailed him this ghosting exit survey to fill out.

All right, hear the questions ready. Question number one, please provide a one to two cents. It’s example of why you did it. For example, you were intimidated by my beauty, You hate yourself, You’re broken, I’m too good for you. I’m going to play along here.

So I’d been married for twenty five years the last time I ghosted somebody who was probably thirty years ago. Why did I ghost her? I was just dating someone else that I was clicking with better. Question number two, please circle if I am more cute, hot, sexy, or pretty? Can and must circle all four.

I’m gonna stop answering case my wife downloads the podcast. Question number three, please explain why you did not write in smart for the last question. You misogynists love it From there She digs even deeper, asking the mysterious Ghoster to provide the names, emails, and phone numbers of at least two of their exes, as well as their birth mother. She even asked for his Social Security number. Last, but not least, Agostino gives the guy the option of choosing one form of compensation or relieve her of all her emotional distress.

They include a series of hilarious ridiculous things, ranging from buying her mama condo in Florida to giving her all of her streaming passwords. And that’s your comedy news for today. Follow the show for free on app, podcast, Spotify, YouTube, wherever you get your shows. Buy meacoffee dot com, Slash Daily Comedy News. My voice is cracking, ah, and I’ve only got this much left see tomorrow.

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