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Featured: Ellen DeGeneres, John Mulaney, Olivia Munn, Adam Sandler, Lorne Michaels, Shane Gillis, James Austin Johnson, Alec Baldwin, Chloe Fineman, Theo Von, Jim Gaffigan, Kamala Harris, Chris Rock, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Amy Poehler

What’s in This Episode

• Ellen DeGeneres addresses her exit from show business in Netflix special
• John Mulaney and Olivia Munn welcome second child via gestational surrogate
• Lorne Michaels discusses Shane Gillis SNL controversy and reinvention of Trump impression
• SNL cast considerations for upcoming season and Joe Biden replacement roles
• Chloe Fineman ready to debut Melania Trump impression
• Theo Von Spokane Arena show review and crowd work
• Kamala Harris skips Al Smith dinner hosted by Jim Gaffigan
• Veep cast virtual table read fundraiser for Wisconsin Democrats

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Caloroga Shark Media, find me home. Johnny Mac with your Daily Comedy News. Ellen Degenerous’s news specialist out on Netflix today. I love this tweet from Michael Ian Black, who wrote, she’s saying she got kicked out of show business during her special on the top page streaming platform in the world. Well done.

Hey, you know who’s really good at keeping a secret? John Mulaney Say? John Mulaney had a massive drug problem. He wouldn’t let you know or say he was going to have a second child. He wouldn’t tell you about it.

But Olivia Munn went on Instagram and wrote May June Mulaney came into the world September fourteenth, twenty twenty four, the year of the Dragon. May spells her name me e I. Olivia Munn wrote, I had so many profound emotions about not being able to carry my daughter. When I first met our gestational surrogate, we spoke mother to mother. She showed me so much grace and understanding.

I knew I had found a real life angel. Words cannot express my gratitude that she kept our baby safe for nine months and made our dreams come true. I’m so proud of my little plum my little Dragon, for making the journey to be with us. My heart has exploded. She added that May means plum in Chinese.

Mulanie shared the photo on his Instagram as well, but also added a video of baby May spitting up on Malany’s shirt. Has he burped her? Now? If you’re a regular listener to this program, you may have picked up I’m not the biggest fan of most Adams Sailor movies, although, to be fair to Adam Sandler, like three of the last five have been pretty good, so maybe he’s getting better, Which leads to the question should I be in an Adam Sandler movie? I saw this on backstage September twenty fourth in New Jersey, West Orange, New Jersey.

I could be there in half an hour. Exterior day shoot non SAG rate one hundred and seventy six dollars for ten hours. That’s sixteen dollars an hour. The background role is not covered by SAG After CBA, you must be able to present valid ID to fill out a Federal I nine form to be paid. Height, weight, and clothing sizes are used for costuming purposes only, unless needed for the casting of stand ins or photo doubles.

What’s crazy is the listing says Monday September twenty fourth. That’s not a thing this year, the next Monday September twenty fourth, probably for not another five years. I think they misspoke here, but it says September twenty fourth twice, so I think that’s today. Should I go? Should I be in an Adam Sandler movie?

Wouldn’t that be amazing? Do you like Saturday Night Live? Well, good, because we are going to talk about Saturday Night Live every single day for the next nine months. Let’s pick away at that Lorne Michael’s interview, he was talking about the Shane Gillis incident, as it’s now called Wow. Lauren said, we had a bad time when I added Shane to the cast in twenty nineteen.

He got beat up for things he’d done years earlier, and the overaction to it was so stunning, and the velocity of it was two hundred Asian companies were going to boycott the show. It became a scandal, and I go, no, no, he’s just starting and he’s really funny, and you don’t know how we’re gonna use him. Well, that’s interesting. Why did you fire him? Then?

Back then Shane apologized to anyone who’s actually offended by anything I said. He later called his own apology corny and took it back. You may recall Shane Gillis hosted SNL in February. Lord said, oh right, he’s really tilted. He would have been really good for us.

I dabbled with this yesterday. Who’s going to play Trump? I’m very sad to think that they might not have James Austin Johnson do Trump, especially if they bring Alec Baldwin back. They asked Lauren point blank, Well Johnson continue playing Trump. Where do you welcome Alec Baldwin back?

Lauren said, I think James will be there, but I don’t want to get into what I’m doing. Trump has morphed. James, who I think is brilliant, played Trumps the sort of diminish Trump, the guy at the back of the hardware store holding court, and that played because it felt relevant. We’re gonna have to reinvent it again, because well you saw the debate. One of the great parts of show business is that you can’t come back with the same show.

So all these characters have to be re examined and if it makes sense and feels relevant. You know you’re on the right track. You know I don’t agree, but Lord Michaels has been more successful than I have. Who am I to tell Lord Michaels that that’s a bad idea Fifty years in. Of course, we all overlook the five years Lauren didn’t do SNL forty five of fifty years in, Lauren deserves some credit here, younger people.

After the initial cast left, Lauren also laughed and was not the show order from like nineteen eighty through eighty four and then came back. Doesn’t mean it’s bad. I’m just telling you what happened. The first year without Lauren was a disaster at the show almost got canceled Bavy Club rights. Over the last five years alone, the show’s adjusted its take on Joe Biden at least five times, with Woody Harrison and Jim Carrey playing candidate Biden, Alex Moffitt, James Austin Johnson, and finally mikey Day playing him as president.

Lauren told The Hollywood Reporter, I think we have the people to play the candidates and it should be fun. SNL back Saturday, Chloe Feineman told Variety, I’m hoping that I can finally make my Milania Trump debut. She said she’s been sitting on her impression of Malania for about five years. The Gonzaga Bulletin went to go see THEO Vaughn. They had a review.

Let’s see what they said. Armed with a mullet Louisiana and accent and a somewhat unorthodox comedic style, THEO Vaughn took on the Spokane Arena on September twelfth. With the packed house, Vaughn managed to address today’s topics with his personal flare and humor. Von Sett matched the style all of his podcast. He clearly had topics that he thought about beforehand and wanted to touch on, Yet it seemed most of the show was off the dome.

The entire energy and success of the event was less owned to Vaughn’s practice and script, but more to his natural Chrisman understanding of his audience. Thus, the show had a conversational, casual tone to it. One man ended up being the victim of Vaughn’s crowd workabilities, with Von jokingly accusing him of being a pedophile. The man later revealed himself to be working as a teacher. That got a lot of laughs.

The Gonzaga Bulletin writes perhaps the most interesting aspect of Vaughn’s companies the underlying sense of satire in relation to the topics he seems to enjoy. While the audience hangs on every joke about gun ownership and down syndrome, they seem to miss the reference to Edgar Allen Poe’s short story The Tell Tale Heart. Vonn knows his audience, but it doesn’t seem that the audience knows Vaughn. Interesting. Kamala Harris is not going to the Al Smith dinner that’s being hosted by Jim Gaffigan.

Sorry, Jim. Kamala also appeared on Oprah’s Unite for America rally. On that she said, if somebody breaks in my house, they’re getting shot. Sorry.

Also on that phone call Chris Rock who knows.

And while we’re being political, the cast of Veepel reunite for a virtual table read in support of helping Dems win up and down the ballot and Wisconsin. This takes place on the twenty ninth at eight pm. Cast members from Veeple perform at table read of the show’s third season episode Create, hosted by Stephen Colbert, Crate is the season three episode where Julia’s character finds out the current president is stepping down, elevating her to the Oval Office. Julie told The Hollywood Reporter, we try to find an old episode where the president accused immigrants of eating dogs and cats back when we were making VEEP. That seemed insane and over the top.

Send your letters to Julia Louis Dreyfus. I’m just reporting here. Amy Poehler will get top honors at the Bring Change to Mind’s at twelfth Annual Revels and Revelation fundraiser. That is a mouthful. It’s an award given by Robin Williams children, Zach, Zelda and Cody.

The honor is presented to entertainers who spread laughter and awareness through acts of kindness, charity, and revelatory honesty that makes people feel heard, seen, unless alone, and through many ways, make the world a brighter, more open, and caring place. Amy Polar accept the war during an event held at a private residence in Woodside, California, on World of Mental Health Day, October tenth. Gavin Mattz is one of the comedians you should and will know, according to Vulture, which comedian’s career trajectory would you most like to follow? He said, sindbad Chelsea Preidi, Norm MacDonald, worst show, I love a bad show and a bomb. What a funny memory imprint to leave on lrandom people who just wanted to have a good time.

Three years ago, I headlined a show in DC. I was forced to deal with a group of drunk hecklers for thirty minutes until they were finally kicked out. As they were being kicked out, a lady from their group sneak attack me on stage, rip the mic cord, check the mic across the room. Then another person from their group ended up with the mic and started explaining their case to the crowd. Was chaos.

After its settled, they made me go back on stage and finish my set. I don’t know why I had to go back on stage. What’s the biggest financial hurdle you’ve encountered, Gavin? I would say that needs to have money and to keep pursuing a dream as a pretty tough financial hurdle. And stand up.

You’re constantly going out of pocket. Comedy clubs will play for your travel, but only the end of your weekend, so you’re out like six hundred dollars like two months in advance. Baying for travel upfront really lessens the incentive for me to want to go to Phoenix. All Right, you got an unpopular comedy opinion, Gavin said in a random interview I did in twenty one, I said that stand up comedian should be forced to retire at forty. I take it back.

Longevity in comedy is a miracle, and I look up to anyone who’s made a career out of it. Though I do believe you should cap out at four comedy specials. You know that’s probably pretty smart. Best comedy advice, worst comedy advice. Best, do not hold the mic in front of your mouth.

Good advice to save me at least two years of talking straight into the microphone. Worst advice. Don’t wear those pants on stage. Bad advice. Wear whatever you want.

And that is your comedy news for today. If you enjoy the program, tell a friend about it. They might like it too. You know what I’m saying. Let’s grow the show.

Actually, the number has been doing really well. I appreciate you all. If you’d like this thing without commercials, there’s a link in the show notes that I’ll tell you how that works. Let me be better about promoting Five Good News Stories. That’s a program I also host Monday, Wednesday, Friday.

There are five stories and they’re all good news or smiles, a lot of Guinness records, a lot of ridiculous things, a lot of animal stories. It’s fun. Check it out. Five Good News Stories wherever you get your show. See you tomorrow

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Featured: Nikki Glaser, Aaron Rodgers, Dave Chappelle, Kat Williams, Kevin Hart, Shane Gillis, Mike Epps, Ricky Gervais, Joe Koy, Taylor Tomlinson, Pete Davidson, Neil Brennan, Jimmy Carr, Matt Rife, Adam Sandler, Ali Wong, Hasan Minhaj, John Mulaney, Lorne Michaels

What’s in This Episode

• Nikki Glaser’s Thursday Night Football postgame appearance bombing with NFL analysts
• Netflix comedy special viewership rankings for 2024
• Dave Chappelle’s The Dreamer drawing 17.4 million views
• Roast of Tom Brady beating other specials with 22.4 million views
• John Mulaney roasting Salesforce Dreamforce AI conference audience in San Francisco
• SNL turning 50 with four-episode premiere run starting this week
• SNL first five episode hosts announced including Gene Smart, Nate Bargatze, Ariana Grande, Michael Keaton, and John Mulaney

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Caloroga Shark Media. Jasy one from Monday. I am Johnny Mac with your Daily Comedy News. What I had is my lead story. I had to knockdown at number four.

So much stuff came in. Did you see Thursday night Football’s postgame? You probably didn’t because it was Jets Patriots. Jets won twenty four to three thanks to Aaron Rodgers. Well in the postgame show, Nikki Glaser showed up.

Someone thought this was a good idea. I guess they saw the roast of Tom Brady. Now my comments here and I share this in the Facebook group, which is Daily Comedy News podcast group. If you think room doesn’t matter, if you think audience doesn’t matter, well, listen to this. The joke Nicki tells here about somebody hugging is Aaron Rodgers hugging the Jets coach.

But listen to Nikki Glaser bomb. But the action wasn’t all taking place on the field tonight. Some of it took place on the sidelines, which brings me to mine play of the game, which was this moment. Look at that. Why is Aaron doing that?

Is that one of his closest family members? I mean, I don’t know what’s going on here. Oh I think, I know. I think Solid just reminded him that RFK Junior dropped out of the race. And I mean, look at this face.

Oh boy, I know that. Look that’s how men look at me when I asked, so what are we? I don’t have to get posted. I care about us. But let’s face it, this was a beatdown.

I haven’t seen a group of Patriots taken out this bad since January sixth. I mean, thank god Belichick wasn’t there to see this. He was too busy watching Blippy with his girlfriend. She’s twenty four. You know.

The Jets may have scored more points, but in the end, it was the Patriots who really won because they got to leave New Jersey thank you. Yeah. Somebody thought it’d be a great idea to have Nikki Glaser be on the postgame show with Carissa Thompson, Andrew Whitworth, Tony Gonzales, Ryan Fitzpatrick, and Richard Sherman. Now she was a guest, and I don’t think she’s coming back after this one. The segment was called Late Hits with Nicky Glazer.

She made fun of her crew. I will can see that. Nicky probably told these jokes better than I did. But you know what, having seen the clip, I’m not so sure about sampchins, she said. I just have to say, it’s so nice to finally meet the photo I show my plastic surgeon.

But seriously, you’re pretty intimidating. You look like the final boss at a country club. Turned to Richard Sherman and said, I’m definitely not gonna say that. Richard Sherman looks like Busta rhymes on ozempic. I’m not gonna do that.

I’m not gonna say that. Andrew Whitworth looks like Men’s warehouse Shrek. The next two got a little better. Tony Gonzalez looks like who my mom thinks about during one of her long bats. Tony, I like your vibe, though you look like a genie that can only submon by rubbing the crotch of a sensible Talbot pantsuit.

And the best one for last, Ryan Fitzpatrick. I’m so honored to be here tonight with all these NFL legends and Ryan Fitzpatrick, or as your teammates call you, Sack Galifanakis. That’s pretty good. Glazer then went into her analysis of the game At the end of the segment, she revealed that fans would see her more times, perhaps four more times summer, wondering if she’ll be on week four, Thursday Night Football returns to New York. The Dallas Cowboys faced the New York Giants.

Hey, that’s a pretty good game. Dave Chappelle remains Netflix’s top draw I thought he was canceled. I thought we were getting rid of Dave. Nope. Dave Chappelle The Dreamer cracked the top fifty programs watched between January and June twenty twenty four with seventeen point four million views.

That’s despite the fact the special was actually released on December thirty. First, Yeah, I watched it New Year’s Eve. Chappelle had the biggest stand of special, but was beaten by the Roast of Tom Brady, which got twenty two point four million views, putting at number twenty six on the list. Kat Williams got ten point three million views. He didn’t get one from me because I had to go to Cleveland for Deacon Mike.

I’m a good friend Deacon Mike. I did watch it the next day. That put it number one thirty six on the list. Kevin Hartz and Mark Twain Prize for American Humor only seven point one million views. Shane yell Us Beautiful Dogs six point one million views, beating out Mike Epps Ready to Sell Out, which got five point nine million.

Ricky gervais Armageddon got another five point four million views, although that was released Christmas Day of twenty twenty three. Joe Cooy he once hosted the Golden Globes. You know you ever hear that story? You made a joke about Taylor Swift. Here, let’s listen to it.

As you know, we came on after a football doubleheader. The big difference between the Golden Globes and the NFL. On the Golden Globes, we have fewer climber shots of Taylor Swift. Joe Koy got five million views for his Life from Brooklyn Special despite it only having launched in June. So this was a small window for Joe Koy.

Maybe he’ll move up the list, maybe super popular. I think he should host the Golden Globes every year. He beat out Taylor Tomlinson’s Have It All with four point nine million. Some big names did not crack the top five hundred of Netflix’s engagement report. Some of the names include Pete Davidson’s Turbo Fonzarelli, which was terrible, Neil Brennan’s Crazy Good, and Jimmy Carr’s natural Born Killer that’s a shame.

Eventually we will get data on Matt Riif’s Lucid and CrowdWork special that wasn’t released until August, Adam Sandler Allen, which is out tomorrow, the Tim Dillon thing that I didn’t tell you about yet. Give me a minute here, guys, Ali Wong, she’s coming out on October eighth, and Hasan Minhaj very interesting.

Meanwhile, John Mulaney was in San Francisco.

This must have been a corporate gig for dream Force. John must have been paid to do this one. And he said, let me get this straight. You’re hoasting a future of AI event a city that has failed humanity. So miserably, he started making fun of the audience, saying, you look like a group who looked at the self checkout counters at CBS and thought, this is the future.

If AI is truly smarter than us and tells us that human should die, then I think we should die. So many of you feel immensely replaceable. Can Ai sit there in a fleece vest. Can Ai not go to events and spend all day at a bar? All right?

Have you been counting? I said, what was number one? Story? Got bounced at number four? Here it is Lordne Michaels ain’t retiring, He’s sticking.

Do you like Saturday Night Live? Well, good, because we’re going to talk about it every single day for the next nine months. Did you hear Saturday Night Live is turning fifty? Did you know that? Did you know SNL is back this week?

Yeah? All right the first piece of news. SNL usually does three weeks and then takes a break. This year, it’s going with four episodes in a row, beginning with its season premiere on Saturday. It’ll take a one week break on October twenty six, before returning for a three week run on November two, just three days before the election.

They’ve announced the hosts of the first five episodes. Well, who are they? Johnny Mac Well this week Gene’s Smart with musical guest Jelly Roll pretty good, Jean Smart just one an Emmy who doesn’t like Geene Smart. Nate Bergatsy who crushed in his first appearance. He’s back on October fifth, Coldplay is your musical guest.

Not too shabby. Then Ariana Grande will be the host, Stevie Nicks the musician. That’s October twelfth, Michael Keaton and Billie Eilish on October nineteenth, John Mulaney November two with Chapel Rowan as the musical guest, and then on November ninth, if Trump wins, will have a completely depressed SNL cast like we had after Trump beat Hillary that time. But that was such an episode, remember that one. Yeah, Coldplay, I’ve appeared eight times.

That’s too many. They’re not that good. Stevie Nicks is back for her second time, Michael Keaton for his fourth time, Billie Eilish for her fourth time. Haw’s that possible? John Mulaney hosting for the sixth time.

The Hollywood Reporter did a big wax job article with Michael Chay, Colin Jost and Lorne Michaels. They asked, Michael Chay, this being the fiftieth season, does that come with Jay jumped in and said a financial bonus? No, it doesn’t. Colin said yes, if you know any agents looking for clients, that’s a good line. Is there added pressure?

Guys. Jay said, I bet there’s some level of that for Lornen and the producers. For us, we’re just trying to find the fastball, funny thing that’s what keeps you up to night. I try not to think about it in the macro. In season fifty one, we can look back at fifty and say what was special about it?

But it’s impossible to determine what’s going to be special. You can’t plan for perfect moment. Jost. Yeah, that could be something that happens to me now in the fiftieth Hopefully something happens Jay, Like, what was it five summers ago when they shot Trump at a rally? Joe?

What did you do with the gun? Joe said, I had to do a show that night at this event where there are a bunch of comedians and everyone was like, he’s still going to do a show. It was like two hours after it happened. It’s such a charge thing. You don’t want to go in it and be disrespectful, but then people are expecting something on it and they’re sort of disappointed if you don’t deliver.

So what did you do? Joe? Joe said, I don’t think I really talked about it. Maybe I mentioned it, but I got away from it quickly because I didn’t feel comfortable joking about it yet. Lauren Michaels speaks.

Lauren says, I think there’s two things happening at the same time in SNL. An election, and I’m tired of everybody telling us that it’s the most consequential one in history, because there’s been a lot of big elections and the fiftieth anniversary, and I want to celebrate the season with people coming back who’ve been part of the show and who loved the show, not so much as host but just making appearances. And so the election has a chance for that because it’s five or six shows. So Maya and some others coming back for the election will be fun for everybody paying attention to that. And I’ll come and done that in a minute.

And at the same time, there will be new people emerging a different generation. Joe says the word things. As soon as there’s news like Kamalas running America, just starts debating who’s going to play them on SNL before we’ve even had a conversation about it. There’s a list of ten people who should play Tim Walls, the Hollow reporter said, I suspect having non cast members come into play politicians, it doesn’t always sit well with the actual cast. Am I right?

Joe said, If you’re someone in the cast who is like I have a better impression that person coming in, it’s probably frustrating, but it’s the sort of reality of the show, all right. Here is the big question here that I alluded to you before and teld you to pay attention. Will James Austin Johnson continue playing Trump? Where do you welcome Alec Baldwin back Lorn Michaels pay attention to this answer. I think James will be there, but I don’t want to get into what I’m doing that sucks.

We’ll talk more about that tomorrow. Steve Martin said you’d reach out to him about playing Tim Walls, and as he told the la Times, I wanted to say no. And by the way, Lauren wanted me to say no. Is that last part true? Lauren said, Yeah, Steve and I’ve been very good friends for longer than you’ve been alive, and it’s not the thing he does, but there’s lots of things he does that you’ll be seeing.

Hmm. I don’t pick more of this article later in the week because I see got rolling down here as I talk nine more screens worth, So let’s move on to something else. We have nine months to talk about SNL, and boy, the first half is long already. Yeah, let’s save the nine screens worth of Lord Michael stuff. Tim Dillon has revealed the title of his new talk show special, This is Your Country.

It’ll be out October first in Tim Dillan This is Your Country, The Tim Dylan Show comic chats with everyday Americans about cryptocurrency, OnlyFans, and other outrageous issues. It’s kind of Tim Dillon doing Jerry Springer, or if you’re old and from New York City, remember the old Morton Downy show. It kind of seems like he’s going for that. I pulled the trailer. It’s just not going to work for purposes of this podcast.

I like Tim Dillon a lot. I don’t think this thing is for me, but I was chatting with a friend and we both think this thing could hit. You know, my taste does not everyone’s taste. I think America’s taste might really dig this special. My sense is they don’t know what to do with Tim Dillon.

Very funny but nobody’s figured out what to do with them yet. Ellie King put out a new single high Road, so she got a bunch of press. As part of the press, spoke to people about her father, Rob Schneider and said, I never in a million years thought it was going to go viral. I was just speaking about my childhood and about my truth. I wasn’t trying to hurt him.

A lot of people said, how could she say that about her family and everything needs to be behind closed doors, and no it doesn’t. Sometimes you just have to say things and get them off your chest so that you don’t have to care to around the rest of your life. But ultimately, I think an apology on Tucker Carlson is like a double negative, right, means nothing. When Schneider was on Tucker Carlson, he said, I just want to tell my daughter Ellie, I love you, and I wish I was the father in my twenties that you needed. Clearly I wasn’t.

I hope you can forgive me for my shortcomings. I love you completely and I love you entirely. During the Olympics, Rob went on Twitter and slammed the opening ceremony. King took issue with his comments and said that she disagrees with a lot of what Rob Schneider says, adding you’re talking out of your butt and you’re talking crap about drag and you know, anti gay rights, and it’s like get eft. She doesn’t regret speaking out because the best thing that came from that is my incredible LGBTQ plus community knows that they have an ally in me.

From the Cap City News, Jay Leno was recently welcomed by Union Pacific to check out the compartments of big Boy number four oh one four. That’s a locomotive. It’s currently chugging around the country for its Heartland of America. Seur Jay climbed aboard big Boy number four oh one four during a stop in Council Bluff’s, Illinois. Jay will be showing off big Boy in an upcoming episode of his web show online Jay Leno’s Garage.

That episode is scheduled to be out today. Big Boy number four oh one four has been located in Cheyenne since twenty thirteen and is the only surviving Big Boy engine to be in operational condition. The engine was originally delivered to Union Pacific at nineteen forty one and was retired in nineteen sixty one. Former comedian Kamail Najihanni. I mean, does he still do any stand up?

I think he’s an actor now right? Well whatever Comeil Najihanni and Emily Gordon have launched winter Coat Films, which assigned a first look deal with Sony Pictures to produce a scripted series for streaming in cable platforms. One of the suits that Sony said, camel and Emily are a dream team artists who bring him in humor and authenticity to everything they explore. Don Johnny said, we are thrilled’s call Sony our creative home as we launch winter Coat Films. Oh and look here, I should have read ahead.

He’s embarking on a new stand up tour, so he is a comedian. Take that back, Johnny Mac, that was jerky when you called him a former comedian. I hate you and I hate your podcast and I’m never listening again. All right, Relax, I messed up. I mean I could edit it.

Relax that your comedies for today. If you enjoy the show, tell a friend about it. They might like it too, unless they’re a big Camille non Gianni comedy fan, which case through. They are not gonna like me. If you would like this program without commercials, there’s a link in the show notes that to tell you what to do.

If you understand what podcasting two point zero is and you want to stream some SATs my way, you could do that. It’s enabled nudge nudge, Know what I mean? All right? I don’t know why I did the nudge nudge. I’m leaving by

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Featured: Tony Hinchcliffe, Shane Gillis, Mark Marin, Kevin Nealon, Lori Kilmartin, Danny Zucker, Mas Jabroni, Dana Gould

What’s in This Episode

• Comics for Kamala fundraiser shows in LA, NYC, and Miami
• Kill Tony’s explosive growth and MSG shows
• Tony Hinchcliffe’s Tom Brady Roast performance
• Kill Tony moving from LA to Austin during pandemic
• Austin becoming new comedy hub displacing LA and New York
• Kill Tony YouTube channel growth to 1.6 million subscribers

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hello, I’m Johnny Mac with your Daily Comedy News. Good lineup tonight for Comics for Kamala. Mark Marin Already it’s a great show, right, Kevin Neilan, Lori kil Martin, Danny Zucker, Mas Jabroni, Dana Gould, Cristella Alonso and Tom Arnold tonight at seven thirty at the Comedy Store in a, Los Angeles. Let’s see general admission of forty six dollars and forty cents.

I’ll tell you though, Comics for Kamala needs a better website. I hope the administration runs a little better than that. All right, another show if you want to turn against all your favorite comedians get mad at their politics. Gary Goleman doesn’t care. He’s doing Comics for Kamala on Monday in New York City, Gary Goleman and Friends.

The friends are Zach Zimmerman and Britney Carney. That’s at Stand Up New York, the new location at two twenty one West forty sixth Street. Oh wait, there’s another show on Tuesday in Miami. This one’s at the Miami Improv in Esther Coo Larry Dog of Freddy Stebbens, Larry fish More, Christopher Sharon Pfeiffer, and Bear Clarker Webb not exactly the name brands that are performing tonight. That’s Tuesday Night and Miami.

So I want to keep things fair here. I don’t see any sort of Trump comedy festival. If I see what I will tell you about it. I try to think to myself, who would even be in it? I googled comedians who support Trump.

Roseanne came up, and no one else came up, And I’m like, all right, from memory, who could be on comedians for Trump? I guess we could get Nick Depollo and Jim Brewer, Rob Schneider, Guttfeld. I’m sure Gutfeld would love to come. I mean, google conservative comedians. See what comes up?

Really, nothing other than the headline. Rob Schneider’s comedy is so bad it’s even offending Republicans. Somebody put together a tourist I can talk about it. Paul Starr did a big giant article about kill Tony Tony Hinchcliffe said, I want our audience to be able to hear these different perspectives from everybody where they’re from, how they grew up, what they do, what makes them different. It’s all critical to the flow of the show.

I got to remember to watch those kill Tony MSG shows. They’re up on YouTube. We’re all different, but we all laugh at a lot of the same stuff, and it brings us together. The show’s so raw, so organic, so live. There’s never been anything like that before, and I can’t believe that I’m the one that did it.

A little white trash Italian kid from an all black neighborhood in Youngstown, Ohio. It’s just the America dream and I couldn’t be more ecstatic about it all. Tony told Theo Vaughn on the This Past Weekend podcast about when Tony made his comedy debutt for months and then blanked out on stage. He was honest. He turned into his own forgetfulness and turned that into a three minute improvised set.

He bombed in the weeks after with the jokes he’d rehearsed. To this day, Tony is more comfortable off script. As for his recent performance at the Tom Brady Roast, Tony Hinchcliffe said, I was adapting it until the very last second. Everything was changing. I was making edits, adding things, cutting things out, repositioning things, I’ve ppared a lot of those jokes for the roast, but I didn’t know how and when I was going to do it.

I decided very early on when I got there that I was going to do them from left to right and be the only one who moves around. I was trying to figure out where the main camera was seeing so they could see me and also the person I was roasting, so I was directing that while performing. It was a lot of work and a lot of adrenaline, a real blur, but also an absolute blast in one of the highlights of my life. Tony’s one of those fifteen year overnight successes, and said, fifteen years of writing on ROAs and performing stand up led me to this position. To be able to just execute up there.

It wasn’t a magical moment. It was almost two decades of continuous practice. The kid that used to roast everybody in school fully grown forty years old up there doing what I was built to do. Tom Brady deserves all the credit in the world for even letting me have that position and giving a young buck a chance like that. The first episode of Kill Tony was shot back in twenty thirteen in the belly room of LA’s Comedy Store in front of fifteen people with four sign ups.

Hinchcliff’s manager Alex Murray. I know Alex a little bit from way back in the day. Alex said, the Netflix Comedy Festival made us a low offer, not necessarily financially, but in terms of venue capacity. We told the booker, you’re really underestimating the power of this audience. We just kept passing and passing, and only they made us an offer for the YouTube theater, which is six thousand seats.

We sold out in ten minutes on the pre sale. The booker called and was like, what is this and we were like, I told you. The second show we had it was at the Kia Forum that sold out within days. We’re being careful of how many of these live shows we do because Tony goes out of pocket for production. Sometimes we want to make them special and unique.

Madison Square Garden, same thing. The first show sold out in a day, then we added the second show, which ended up selling out. Not a single dollar in advertising was used to achieve this. The Kill Tony YouTube channel has one point six million subscribers. They only got to a million back in April, so that’ll show you how fast it’s growing.

Alex Murray said, I represent other big ax. Yes he does, and we got to promote those shows. But when it comes to spending money on promotion, Tony’s like, nah, trust me, I got this. We listened and he’s right. He’s been right one hundred percent of the time.

Tony said, in my mind, we’re at times absolutely eating Saturday Night Lives lunch she and gillis doing. Is Donald Trump amen on that it’s so much fun when Chane shows up on Kill Tony, it is so much fun. Adam Ray, Is, Joe Biden, doctor Phil and many more they could have had. That these are the new stars, the backbone of modern day comedy, and having work with these guys forever and finally putting them in positions to be seen in their finest light doing their funnies stuff, watching on the break character because they’re cracking each other up. It’s just priceless.

It’s not written now, it’s not rehearsed. Everything is improvised and that’s the secret sauce of Killed Tony. Tony moved the show from la to Austin during the pandemic and says it’s made me a happier person. The people are nicer, the artists better, the food is better. My spirit is filled, which makes me a better host who makes better decisions for the show.

Normally go to New York or LA to make it and try to take things to the next level. You don’t go anywhere else to thrive. But that’s what we did, and there’s nowhere I’d rather be that at home here in Austin, Texas. It fills in my heart with so much joy and it’s my favorite place in the world. Joe Rogan said, it’s a better place for comedy, and you don’t have the traffic.

It’s not a grind. The club situation is amazing. There’s cap City, there’s the Creek in the Cave, There’s the Vulcan, There’s the Sunset Strip, the Mothership, the Black Rabbit, the Velveta Room, Shakespeare’s You realize you don’t have to be stuck in this crazy city of insane traffic and crime. Hinchcliff added having Shane Gillis here as a death blow to the other cities. Even the few people that we really want that I haven’t moved here.

They’re all coming here all the time. It’s like a Vegas residency. I apologize here to mister Dorfman, who works for Outback and is quoted here. Somewhere in my collection of the notes, I lost mister Dorfmann’s first name, and I keep googling out Back Dorfman, and all that comes up is a hat you would wear in the Australian desert. But mister Dorfman said, it’s easy to say Austin.

But the truth of Mather is over the years, La or New York were the gatekeepers, and now there are no gatekeepers. You’re watching the best at a craft just put their stuff out there and let the people decide. Before, in order to get the word out, there had to be somebody who tell you who was good and not well, the people have decided. We did twenty six thousand people in Madison Square Garden. This is the greatest moment comedy’s ever seen, and it’s because the comedians are running this.

Alex Murray agrees and said Comedy Central made a lot of comedy shows that people watched. It launched comedy stars and created new careers. It was a whole thing. But viewing habits changed during COVID. People started migrating the YouTube, TikTok, Instagram, watching on their phones and Tony show.

It was literally the only comedy show that was meaningful, original, fun and cool that exists. Did The audience felt like they discovered the show organically. It wasn’t ever promoted or marketed to them. I can’t even remember how I discovered Kill Tony. And I think Alex Murray brings up a good point.

Comedy Central boy, I mean, and I helped launch Comedy Central Radio, that brand you know in the aughts, super strong. What Happened The next Killed Tony live stream is at Resorts World Arena in Las Vegas at September twenty fifth. They’re also working on a New Year’s Eve show. I could see a pay per view coming, can’t you. Yeah, Now that the show’s popular, the big streamers are coming.

And Tony said, I’m just happy to have complete creative control and not have to deal with network notes from some executive or director. Everybody’s listening to me, and that’s why I think it works. It’s not watered down by a bunch of other people’s opinions or any old school stuff that’s going to drag it down, make it to safe, or make it resemble anything else. It’s brutally original, even though it’s technically a talent show slash open mic. It’s so raw because truly anything can happen, and everything is improvised.

It maintains its loose, dangerous, live feel, and it’s too late for anybody to catch up. Nobody can even do a rip off of the show because they have to play. It’s safe. If you look at your American idols, and your America got talent, and it’s made for grandmas and grandpa’s. It’s meant to be on the TV at nursing homes.

No cool eighteen year olds want to watch that.

Meanwhile, you got eighteen year olds watching kill Tony with their parents, …

Man, that kill Tony article is longer than I thought.

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All right, let’s bounce a whole bunch of things.

How about this from the Express News from Maria Bamford. Whenever Maria Bamford wants to try out new material, she asks her fans for help, She’ll put out a call on Twitter offering a T shirt to anybody who’s time to meet for a cup of coffee or over zoom and listen to her to go through her act. Bamford said, the great thing about human beings is that if you give people an opportunity to be delightful, they often are delightful. So anytime I’ve met with somebody, it’s been really fun.

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Also, it’s a public form, so they’ve said in some way, I’d like to do this, a…

It’s not like it’s pushed upon them, which is my least favorite kind of comedy, which is ambush comedy. She notes that some might be misled by her looks. She says, I’m a white cis heater, a woman in my fifties. They might think they might be able to relate to her point of view. She said, maybe not.

You might want to google it. I’m the used bookstore of comedy. I probably won’t have what you want, but I’m pleasant and I try to find you who you might want, and I bet it’s someone else, and I’ve been sitting on this one from the av Club, Rosalind Chow talked about her time on Mash and After Mash. Remember she was on the last few seasons of Mash and then both seasons of After Mash, and then later she was on Star Trek the Next Generation. Rosalind said, Mash, that’s kind of one of my first real things, And I think that’s one of the reasons people on the internet.

I think I’m like eighty years old because I got hired and then I got fired. Unbeknownst to me. When my paperwork came in, they basically said I needed to be ten years older than I actually was to be able to keep the part, and I obviously wanted a job, so I said whatever they needed me to say to be able to regain the role. So that’s why I’m eighty or wherever old people think I am. My lawyer just asked if I want to have a change.

I was like, you know, well, they have considered me for three body problem if they knew I’m not really an old lady, so I don’t want to jinx it. You know, how old is she? Actually? I didn’t think she was eighty. Let’s see, let me do loose math before I look it up.

All right, Mash ended in nineteen eighty two, So if I make her, I’m doing lazy math here from I make her twenty in nineteen eighty two, she’s sixty. If I make her twenty five, she’s like sixty seven. I’m gonna guess she’s like sixty seven. Is seventy sixty six? Not bad?

Johnny Mac born September twenty third, nineteen fifty seven, about to be sixty seven. Johnny Mac nailed that one high five everyone. So if you want to be like, she’s only sixty six, you listen to this podcast tomorrow. She’s like sixty seven, is what I said. She’s sixty six and three sixty four, three sixty fifths close enough.

Oh, I’m glad I slipped that in today. I see that was fun, accidental whatever the Evy Club said. Hey with After Mash, I heard it was being pitched as a series with a tone resentling the film of the best years of our lives. See, I thought it was pitched as boy. I wish Allan Aaldo would have kept doing Mash.

What do we do now? That’s what I think the pitch was. Roslind said, oh yeah, I didn’t know what that meant then, but yeah it was. Look. I had fun on it.

I learned how to drive while we’re doing it. And my biggest memory was that nobody wanted the parking spot next to me on the twentieth century Fox a lot, so they kept moving me. First, I was parked next to Harry Morgan. Remember his face when I got there and said, Oh, I’m parking next to you, and look I did a really good parking job. His face was just like horror.

Lee day, I got a note saying you’re parking next to Jeanie for tomorrow and Jamie last like a week and the next thing I knew, I was parked next to somebody I didn’t know at all. That is your comedy news today. Happy birthday, Rosalind Show also tomorrow. Happy birthday, Bruce Springsteen. That’s your comedy news for today.

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Featured: Roy Wood Jr., Amber Ruffin, Samuel Wiles, Nick Swartzson, Trevor Noah, Hasan Minhaj, John Stewart, Steve Harvey

What’s in This Episode

• Roy Wood Jr.’s new CNN news show and transition from The Daily Show
• Roy Wood Jr.’s preparation methods watching Steve Harvey on Family Feud
• Amber Ruffin as team captain on new comedy panel show
• Samuel Wiles’ JD Vance impression and TikTok videos
• The role of mascara in creating a convincing JD Vance impression
• Nick Swartzson’s rowdy fan experience at performance arts center

Questions Answered in This Episode

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Full Transcript

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hello, Jenny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Jenny Mack, you never give any attention to Roywood Junior’s news show. Have I got news for you on CNN? I know, and the CNN publicists put out so many articles about it, and I’ve barely talked about it.

The La Times spoke to Roywood Junior. They talked about his time playing sports in high school. He warmed the bench. Roy said, your job as a bench of warmer is to come up with the heckles against the other team. I took pride in writing insults to hurl at other fifteen year olds.

If I could get the umpire to laugh, that was like an applause break. If I got the parents to laugh, that was the standing. Oh. Roy says, We’re a very interesting piece of real estate with this new show. In between say a Jimmy Fallon and a daily show, it’s an opportunity to talk about the news, but we get to season it for taste in terms of the depth in which we want to go on a particular topic.

A sidebar here. The La Times writes, as roy Wood said that sentence, he was alternating tips of two smoothie. Is one a fruity pink, the other a healthy green, fascinating. I might head over to the smoothie place after I record this. They have this new cinnamon smoothie that’s so good.

I might have to go get one. Where he says, the burden of making the argument every single time is not on my shoulders anymore. It’s a chance to live within the jokes first, the opinions. Second. The conversation turned to his time at The Daily Show, and he said, the biggest thing I learned from watching Trevor Noah’s not to let anger pollute your sense of humor.

It’s infuriating what’s happening in America, But the moment you allow yourself to be consumed by the anger, you lose your ability to make fun of everything. I remember Trevor allowing not anger, but compassion to drive his segment about a police shooting. As I recall, there wasn’t a single joke in the first act. He just spoke sincerely to the camera about where we are as a country. There were so many moments where Trevor could have used the pulpit to cuss America out, and he never did it, but instead he used calmness as a more precise scalpel.

Interesting. I’m going to use the word spin here. This isn’t the way I remember it, But the La Times rites. When it became clear that one time front runner Hasan Minhaj wasn’t going to get the Daily Show job, Wood started to worry that there was no plan for the Daily Show as it headed into an election year. Roy says, at that point, John Stewart coming back was not in the conversation.

For me, it felt like, well, what is life going to be for me after the Daily Show? If they picked somebody that doesn’t want me it as a correspondent, then what am I gonna do next year? If I’m gonna have to eventually find a place to land, I should just start that process now, all right? That is fair. I think my point is that the La Times left out the part where they weren’t obviously not considering Roy for the desk either.

Amber Ruffin said, Roy knows every current news story but also the history of them, which is amazing to me. Even when you think, oh, he’s not gonna have the backstory on this, he does. Roy has a kind of gravitas. He feels like he belongs in the chair. He just feels like a dude you might be hanging with around the grill at a barbecue, Whereas on the jerkvase, who’s gonna be like, do you have impossible burgers?

Roy Wood has been preparing for the show by watching Steve Harvey host Family Feud. Why because he’s the king of hearing something ridiculous, pausing and reacting to it, and then getting the game back on track. He’s keeping in open mind about the future and said if the Daily Show called, I’m not gonna send them a voicemail, but I am dating someone. The CNN press team got Vulture to write about the show, Hey, Amber ruffin, how did you wind up getting hired as one of the team captains? Amber said, they had a bunch of us tests for it, and it was just the most fun little reunion.

It was everybody who’s kind of in this space, was all the late night people, the funny news podcasters, the people who had late night shows. Well, should be asking her pals to be on her team. No one’s asking me who should be on the show. I don’t have any control of who’s on the show or not, or else it’d be all my friends, which I guess it would be fine. I don’t even know who’s going to be on this Friday.

They tape Friday and at air Saturday. How’s the show different than the UK version? It’s a little more game show. Esk gets overflowing with punchlines, the goals to give your fastest answered many times that’s wrong or silly, and because we’re all comedians, it’s very much like an improvised late night show that’s out behaves. We’re spitting out punch lines at a teams and sat down and thought through, which makes it more fun and truer than your regular show.

It’ll be different that the segments are way tighter than your run of the mill British panel show. I think it’s very segment heavy and bit heavy, whereas the other panel shows can get to yepping. How do you decide who wins? Roy is deciding who gets points and he can be bought before every show. It’s on the whims of Roy.

It’s how he’s feeling. So yeah, I’m gonna bring him presents. I want to win. Let’s stay political for a second. The Daily Beast spoke to Samuel Wiles.

He does stand up comedy in La and resembles jd Vance, and he has started doing a jd Vance impression. Wile said, I’m always kind of clocking guys with big round heads and beards and media, the fact that we both have light eyes and kind of high school teacher speaking voices. With a bonus coincidence. He started doing his Vance impression on TikTok on August seventh, while channeling jd Vance In a recent video, he had Vance reading letters from constituents and said, dear future VP Van s, a Haitian illegal broke into my house and ate my dog between two slices of wonderbread. He was wearing nothing but a cape and a sinister top hat.

He escaped on a skateboard powered by dark magic. How does he come up with ideas? He thought about how much I don’t like JD Vance, but also how awful would be to be him. I started writing down stuff I thought he would say, because I thought I could talk about it as stand up. But then I wrote for like ninety minutes straight.

It was so easy. I read Hillbilly Eligi when it came out. I remember liking it while I was reading it, then putting it down and going, oh wait, what an a hole. Then when he became an outright conservative media figure that it seemed really logical. It’ll never not be funny to me that he’s a huge fraud.

No one likes him. He doesn’t even get the benefit of this weird lying. His life would be so much easier if he could be honest, but there’s so many layers that he can’t have an honest moment. Now part of what makes a good advance impression mascara, He says, My fiance works in beauty and did my eyeliner for the first round of videos, and we both kind of realized it needed to look worse. So now I just get the three dollars wet and wild from Walgreens and mash it into my eyes on my own.

Shout out to Walgreens. Nick Swartzon spoke to the eight hundred pound Gorilla, and he said, one of my favorite stories is I did a performance arts center and I show up backstage. It’s about two thousand seats. I look up the walls and big murals of the Lion King and Phantom and Wicked, and I go to the manager and I go, do you guys have comedy? Here and he goes, oh, yeah, I have comedy.

Sometimes we had Lewis Black and I go, oh, no, do you have security here? And he goes no, but we have ushers. And I’m like, you don’t understand. There’s going to be a crapstorm coming in here. My fans are gonna be rowdy.

And he’s like, we’ll be fine. And it’s like, now you don’t understand what I’m saying to you. The Nick Schwartz and crowd’s gonna come in hot. And he’s like, I’m not worried about it. Okay, whatever we go.

I do my show. It’s chaos. Girls got in a fight in a balcony. This brawl. People are being insane.

It’s super fun. I had a blast. And after the show, I got back to my green room and the manager goes, what the f And I’m like, yeah, I told you. People are doing cocaine in the crowd. There’s vomit everywhere.

Usher just didn’t know what to do and I’m like, yeah, I know, I told you. Literally said that. I called my agent. I was like, maybe let’s take a break from the Performing Arts Center. Like what am I gonna do?

After the ballet slates has a big article on the arts of clowning, a little too deep for me to cover on this podcast, but a good read on Slate. The part I’ll highlight here is they spoke to Natalie Palomides, who I think is fantastic, and the setup here was about how clown performers dress, and they said Natalie, by contrast, often isn’t dressed in anything. In one of her more shocking Bitsmedies takes the stage dressed like the little mermaid looking for her true love. An audience member of volunzear is to fill that role. Natalie locks them in an aggressive tongue and make out, pulling their shirt over their head with passionate post nuptial Gusto, writes Slates.

Later, Balamedes strips down completely and discovers that with the wonders of m enjoying yourself, maybe she doesn’t need true love after all. She says, so much of the clowning in the modern scene is naked and horny, and that’s not part of being a clown. Traditional clowning is supposed to be innocent, childlike, and playful, and I’m frustrated that I’ve become an example of this. It’s become a creature people. If you’re going to do nudity, you have to earn it.

She’s anxious that she might be bastardizing the form. She would rather say that I was a physical character comedian. I think more people on the outside started to refer to me as a clown before I called myself one. One of her friends made the case that clowning, just like any form of art, is subject to reinvention and deconstruction. Deal and went electric, Natalie, it might ditch your clothes in the middle of a show.

Leslie Lao is one of Vulture’s comedians you should know and will know. Oh. When they asked her if she were immortalized as a cartoon character, what would her outfit be? Interesting question? Stylish ath leisure, high waisted sweatpants, sports brawn a cool baggy vintage jacket, sexy clean sneakers.

Sounds like, uh, Pouci from The Simpsons, didn’t Pooci dress like that? What comedian’s career trajectory would you like to follow? Bill Burr? I want to do stand up forever if you known for that first, and be competitive with myself and see if it can be better than it was there before. I want everything I do outside of stand up writing, acting, podcasting, directing, voice over, et cetera.

Tolign with my voice in comedic style. Worst show ever. I recently did a show to college, so beforehand I assumed it was for college students. That is a good assumption. When I arrived, it was for a summer camp of high school students touring the college decide whether or not they wanted to apply.

The average age had to be sixteen. They spent the entire day doing activities and were restless. All of them were on their phones and either talking to each other, shouting at questions that the comics, or trying to make each other laugh. The sound was awful. They were too young to grasp the concepts of my jokes, loneliness, isolation, agonizing over whether or not to have children, et cetera.

They were not listening or laughing at anything I said, so I started doing Q and A. Questions range from what’s your favorite movie? Too? Does life get worse? To what’s your Snapchat?

The lineup was stacked with amazing and talented comics, and one by one we were demolished emotionally by these children, and I hated it and it was amazing. All right, what’s your joke writing process? She says, trying to be funny can backfire on me. When I first started, I naturally thought of what would make an audience laugh, and work backwards and tailoring the premise to it. Now I realize if I try to be funny first, my truth will get lost.

If I start with the truth first, and I rant about my honest feelings and experience off in the humor On Once he relies on its own organically all right, comedy opinion hill that you’ll die on, Leslie says, let’s experiment with earlier show times. Shows that start past nine pm are challenge to us all. Everyone’s pushing their limits to be awake and full of energy when reality we’re all fighting there to doze off. Amen, preach Johnny Maco’s to bed at nine point thirty half the time. Let me take a crack at a four pm show.

We can all have a laugh at dinner at a reasonable hour and tuck ourselves in by nine pm. Oh, I think that’s awesome, She says. I also love the no phones and shows policy. A stand up show is not a concert. It’s a time to listen and laugh.

When you’re holding up your phone in front of your face and block other people’s view and filming our sets, you’re neither listening or laughing. Best comedy advice, Worst comedy advice. Best, don’t try to lead with being relatable. Just focus on what’s true for yourself and hope that connects with people. Worst.

When I had my day job at Netflix, a few comics would find out and tell me that I was already in. All I had to do is get acquainted with someone on the stand up team and pitch myself and get a special that way, I’m well aware that’s a backward, awkward and unprofessional strategy. These industry people have to come to you. If the comics approach them, they’d be a line of comics of the Netflix lobby waiting to pitch themselves to creative executives every day. Just be so good, funny, professional and special that someone who can change your life will notice you and come to you.

And that is your comedy news for today. If you enjoy the program, tell a friend about it. They might like it too. You can share it on social media. You can follow me on social media.

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Featured: Michael Jay, Colin Jost, Dana Carvey, David Spade, Micha Lee Black, Roy Wood Jr., Tony Hinchcliffe, Alexa Semino

What’s in This Episode

• Kill Tony live show experience and bucket pull selection process
• SNL joke controversy between Michael Jay and Colin Jost over jalapeño business punchline
• CNN’s new ‘I Got News for You’ show with Micha Lee Black and Roy Wood Jr.
• Kill Tony participant Alexa Semino’s account of performing at the live show

Questions Answered in This Episode

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Full Transcript

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hello, I’m Jenny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Michael Jay and Colin Jokes apparently have a good relationship, but seems there was one joke Michael Jay didn’t like. He told this story to Dana Carvey and David Spade. They were curious if there was any punchline that he didn’t like.

Chase said, I think jalapagno business. I was pretty furious about that one. Joe said, you were just upset that it worked so well. The joke in question related to a twenty fifteen Ohio criminal case, which saw a woman charged with stabbing her boyfriend because he ate a tub of sauca they were meant to share. Chase said, I remember and run through when you did it because I’d never heard it before.

I don’t remember what the setup was, but the punchline was halapano business, a play on words on the saying all up in your business. On the final airing, Jose recapped the crime and concluded by saying you’d be angry too if your boyfriend was jlapagno business, and Chase said, I was like, if you tell that joke on the air, I’m leaving him quitting the show, and he did it on air and it destroyed. I was so frustrated. I was like, I don’t even know what we’d do anymore. On the original airing, Chase shared, first of all, I hate you for laughing at that.

My joke got pulled after dress rehearsal because they said it was too offensive and way over the line. Man. The PR people over at CNN, they definitely worked hard at getting word out about how I got news for you. You’ve got a couple of stories today, and I’ll do some more tomorrow. Since the show airs on Saturday.

And look it’s canceled because it’s scheduled on Saturday night. I know if anybody’s gonna watch it. Micha Lee and Black told Inside Hook, I’m so plugged in, like annoyingly so, I know so much about the news, mostly as a function of being unemployed. I live on Twitter discuss even me. Black appeared in a pilot for an NBC version of the show years ago that never took off.

When CNN came calling, he was like, why see it in doing this? This doesn’t make any sense to me, So I asked that question to CNN. I’m like, this doesn’t make any sense, and they said they’ve been airing Bill Mahers show on Saturday nights and reruns and it’d been performing really well for them, and they saw an opportunity there and they were looking for something to pair with it to expand their weekend programming from just Sunday Originals to Saturday Originals. Seem like a good fit, some one was explained to me. I was like, oh, you’re smarter than I thought you were.

They’ve been really respectful of Roy Amber and I in terms of letting us do what we want, never saying well, in the British version they do this or they do that. I think they’re very cognizant of the fact that this has to stand on its own two legs with an American cast doing it the way we would do it. So I’m sure the architecture of it, the way the show is constructed, and the design and the games that are all within it, that’s all lifted from the British one. But in terms of how we executed here, they haven’t give us any notes other than go as far as you want to go, which is the best possible note to receive. He said.

The crew instantly connected. While filming a test episode, even though they didn’t know each other, Black says, I felt so familiar and so comfortable, and they were so funny. It felt to me like we’d be doing it for years. I was shocked, it really was. I think all of us have enough experience in the format sitting on a stage, there’s an audience, there’s four or five cameras, and you’re just like shooting at the stuff.

I think it felt natural for all of us and a very easy place to fall into. The X factor is always like, well, what’s the chemistry going to be? Like? So far is so good. I mean they were making fun of me.

I was making fun of them. They were making fun of each other. That’s all you want. That’s all I want. If some tragedy or something, or I should say, when there’s some tragedy or something, it’s entirely possible we will be preempted that week, depending on the nature of whatever’s happening, and I’d be fine with that.

I’m not trying to get up on September thirteenth to joke about September eleventh, you know what I mean. I think my approach would be to treat the events with the seriousness they deserve. That doesn’t mean you can’t find the humor in them. But then there’s just some things that are not going to be funny, and I won’t try to make them funny. If a school shooting happens, you’re not going to see me up there making armpit fart noises over it.

I’m just not The CNN press machine got Rolling Stone to write an article. Roy Wood Junior said, I wouldn’t mind RFK Junior as a guest. It would be funny, I guarantee you that, and at times it would be very what the f is happening, but informative at the end of the day, and I think that part of it’s fun to see. The thing that I’m trying to remain conscious about the American version of this is there’s still a lot of people suffering under a lot of these policies that are quarterback by people that were thrown around a pure as guests, and so there’s a way to tend of the wins of the people that are in pain while creating a sense of accountability or explaining yourself for people that have pushed some of these policies. I don’t want to laugh at stuff that’s insensitive.

At the end of the day, I’ve had six days to yell, curse and cry. On Saturday nights, we will laugh. In the Daily Mail, Alexa Semino talks about being at participant in Kill Tony. I found this very interesting, Alexa writes. I had waited in the sign up line on the first day of the show, even convincing my editor to let me out of work early.

I arrived at four pm, thinking an hour was plenty of time to screw my place in line for the five pm sign ups. I was very wrong. At least eight hundred aspiring comedians had been waiting and sweltering ninety five degree heats since eleven am. By the time I arrived, only three hundred to four hundred lean in and I didn’t make the cut that day, but I was determined the next day. I came prepared.

There were only twenty or so people in mind when I arrived at mid day, so I was golden. I chatted with the other comics who had flown in from all over the country. Wow, it felt like a comedy tailgate party, where instead of football, we discussed the kill Tony bump. Referring to the possible career boosts that would come from being selected to perform on the show. When it was time to sign up, we were herded like cattle through metal detectors made to sign waivers.

We were given wristbands and ushered beneath the arena on the left side of the stage. Especial section was reserved for comics who had entered their names in the bucket. A live man fired up the crowd. The show kicked off as Tony began explaining the bucket poll system. That’s when I realized I had willingly signed up for three hours of anxiety because no one knew who was going to be called.

I whipped out my trusty red Joke book, frantically flipping through the pages and knowing I’d be so shocked I’d probably forget my own name. I needed to strategically select jokes that were second nature, like the kind of jokes I knew so well I could recite them in my sleep. Eventually, her nerves calm because she’s not being called, and then she writes it turns out my chances of being called were far higher than I thought, for one reason. I was a woman. Tony wanted a woman and had one last bucket poll left for Saturday night show, so he kept drawing names until he found one mine.

I was rushed backstage by the production crew. My face pale, my hand’s trembling. The production assistant laid down the law. Don’t touch the judges, don’t go over your time. When you hear a kittens me owt from the soundboard, wrap it up, Tony says, make some noise for Alexa Semino.

I walked up the stairs, picked up the signature red microphone, looked out to the sea of twenty thousand faces stretching out before me. You could hear a pin drop. I launched it into my set. The words tumbled out with a confidence I didn’t know I possessed. The crowds laughter echoed throughout the arena.

In comedy terms, I had killed it. I managed to banter with Shane Gillis, dressed as Donald Trump. I was awarded a big Joke book, a prestigious symbol that the bucket pull had impressed the judges. Stepping off the stage, I was greeted by some of the most famous names in comedy. After the show, I was bombarded with congratulations autograph requests and so much love, especially from female audience members.

It took me nearly an hour to leave the venue. In a few weeks I’ll find out if the Kiltny bump is real or if we’ll be back to climbing the stand up ladder from scratch again. I gotta remember to watch those shows. The MSG shows are up on YouTube now. You know this football like nine nights a week now.

There aren’t nine nights in a week, John, There’s like football like eight nights a week now, and I was having a time to watch kil Tony. But the MSG shows are definitely up there out today. Anna Valenzuela’s a new comedy album, A Murder Puss, is available from a burn This Records. There’s going to be a book about Lauren Michaels entitled Lauren Then, who invented Saturday Night Live. Get ready for nine solid months of SNL talk starting with this movie ending with the fiftieth anniversary show.

This new book, written by Susan Morrison from The New Yorker, will introduce you to him in full for the first time, with unprecedented access to Michaels, who has spent his career mostly avoiding reporters and the entire SNL apparatus. The New Yorker’s Susan Morrison takes you behind the curtain for the rollicking, definitive story of how Lorne created the institution that would change comedy forever. Sidebar Mark Maron had lorn On at one point, I think two episodes worth, maybe only one. That was a great listen. I know Maren put stuff behind the paywall after a while.

I don’t know if that’s still available, but that was really good if you can still get it. Other people interviewed in the book Paul Simon, Paul McCartney, Steve Martin, Chris Rock, Amy Poehler, and Jason Sadeikas, Bill Hayter Buck, Henry Chevy, Chase and Moore. The book will be out in February. Forbes spoke to Caroline Hirsch, who used to own Caroline’s Comedy Club in Caroline Hirsch is a big part of the New York Comedy Festival. They spoke to her about how comedians dress.

Airlines said to me many many years ago, Robin Williams always presents it himself in kind of a you know, it was a cool way on stage in the beginning, he wore T shirts with suspenders. It was kind of his look after get rid of the Hawaiian shirts. Later he was a very chic dresser. She says. JB.

Smooth is the coolest dresser around. Tracy Morgan also make sure he’s dressed to the nines. Kevin Hard as well is dressed to the nines. Those guys really do out there and make sure they have a look, very very much a look on what they do. Caroline says, once comedians get the means, they dress up, that’s their thing.

I watch people go from jeans and T shirt to there are many suits. You could see the transition of people going through it. Her favorite is when comedians wear bling. It’s almost like do they dress up so people take them more seriously or is it a way to show their status that they’ve made it. It’s really about making it.

Look at Nikki Glaser, she’s impeccantly dressed on stage all the time. As for the now closed Caroline’s Comedy Club, she says, it lives on through the festival. That’s what we’ve been doing. And look, when the news went out that we were closing club, I had so many offers from different real estate people around New York saying, Oh, come work with us, open another club. But I needed sign a step back a bit, and we’ve been exploring other ideas about the Caroline’s brand.

Speaking of the well dressed JB Smooth, The Port City Daily caught up with JB, who said, people forget how short life is, and people really focus on too much stuff that keeps them stagnant and keeps them at a certain mindset for a long time until they realize that being in that mindset has affected them long term. By the time they get to a certain age, they realize they can’t fix it. They can’t repair it because they’re locked into it. They presented someone to everybody and now everybody knows them as that personality and that person. But if you can’t find a way to laugh, find a place in there for humor and growth, we’re in trouble.

And I think comedy is a departure from the normal world. You should put your phones away and be in the moment with somebody. It’s kind of like an intervention. We as humans have definitely attached ourselves to a different speed of the world, and there’s something really intimit about a setting like comedy when somebody leans forward in their chair and I’m like, oh, I got them. That’s the fun thing about stand up man, sat yourself to the heartbeat, and that it’s your comedy news for today.

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Featured: Ricky Gervais, Robin Ince, Mackenzie Crook, Dane Cook, James Adomian, Ben Kushenbaum, Ellen DeGeneres, Deon Cole, Paul McCartney, Roy Wood Jr., Jimmy Fallon, Justin Timberlake, Nikki Glaser

What’s in This Episode

• Ricky Gervais accused of bullying by Robin Ince during tour
• The Office Australia trailer released on Amazon Prime
• Dane Cook cancels multiple shows without explanation
• James Adomian’s Path of Most Resistance released on YouTube
• Ellen DeGeneres special drops on Tuesday
• Deon Cole brings Paul McCartney on stage at Hollywood Improv
• Jimmy Fallon announces holiday album with Justin Timberlake
• CBS launches new comedy campaign rebranding

Questions Answered in This Episode

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Full Transcript

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Caloroga Shark Media. Oh my goodness, raise your hand. If you had to make your font not one but two sizes bigger to even read your notes today. Sheez hi. I’m Johnny Mac with your Daily Comedy News.

Ricky Gervais is being accused of bullying by fellow comedian Robin Ince from when they toured together. Robin claims Ricky Gervay’s backstage jeers took a physical toll on his health when they toured together. Robin says, I look back now and I think it’s bullying. Really it is. I’m very good at tizing to things in which you go Actually, this is really weird, but people who knew me didn’t like the way that relationship worked.

I’m not saying it was a traumatic experience, but after two weeks I came out in red lumps that my doctor said was a stress rash. The fifty five year old was on the Starting Line podcast and said Jervas’s bullying was so bad that Mackenzie Crook, also from the office, stepped in and confronted Ricky about it. I gotta download this thing. Hang on, I’m for real, taking out my phone and grabbing it face id unlock code. No, I’m not telling you my code.

Were you crazy done? There seemed to be several podcasts with the title the starting line, this one the salmon covered cover. Art Ince announced his retirement in twenty fifteen, saying that he was starting to go mad with self doubt, insomnia, and orgret over not spending enough time with his family. He remained friends with Ricky Gervais until twenty twenty two, when he wrote a blog post criticizing Ricky for making jokes about transgender people in his Netflix special. At the time, he wrote, anti transpunch a lines seemed to have become highly profitable, and it ignores the dehumanizing effect of a swath of already martialized people.

I think Ricky believes it is him just being a naughty boy. I believe it makes him a pin up and role model for the alt right.

Meanwhile, Amazon has released the first trailer for the Australian version o…

The Office Australia will be available on Prime in two hundred and forty countries starting October eighth, except the United States. You might want to get a VPN. They released a clip which I’ll share with you in a second Hannah Howard is the boss, the managing director of Sydney based packaging company Finley Cretick, trying to win over her employees with her natural charisma, girl boss vibes and visionary leadership. Sounds familiar, right, Well, well it’s the office. What do you want?

Also trapped at Finley Cradicktor Hannah the receptionist productivity manager Lizzie, which is kind of the Dwight Gareth role. Sales rep Nick, he’s the guy that mugs for the camera and greta eight episode season. You want to listen, Let’s listen. I had to trim this a bit to make it work for the pod, so let’s listen. Big announcement.

Can I have a drum roll? Plase drum roll, Lloyd, that’s our drum roll. People ask me how can I become a great boss? And the answer is having a happy staff that love you. This is a proper hhon night, ma’am.

As of today, we are all back in the office full time. What that’s not good news? We lost one of our own last week, Ryan died. We were so close. He’s always in my heart.

I was he the tall third one? Yeah, no, he was the short and Smiley one. Yeah, that’s what I meant, what actual identity is. He doesn’t feel relevant, does it. He kind of reminds me of if David Brent from the UK office worked at the Scranton branch and then we made it all Australian.

I’m definitely gonna watch this thing visually. It looks like the US version for sure. Thanks to Von for putting this Dean Cook thing as I have at my notes in front of me. Deane Cook was supposed to perform at the RPM Theater in Vancouver last weekend, but the show was canceled based on some comments in Deane Cook’s most recent Instagram post. Shows and several locales have been canceled.

People are wondering why. Some folks who said they were to attend the Portland show said they didn’t learn the show would be canceled until they were standing in front of the doors. One redditor said, I’m sure all four people will be refunded. Someone alleging to be a theater worker said they had sold under three hundred tickets for a two thousand seat venue. I find that hard to believe.

I don’t I would imagine Dane could easily fill two thousand seats like you do. Just play the garden. I hope everything’s okay with Dane. Met him once, he was cool, got him some sunshine hips. True story.

The ticketmaster page gave no reason for the cancelation, neither did Live Nation. All Right. Out today on YouTube James Adomian’s Path of Most Resistance. I got a screener for this thing, oh like two months ago. It’s one of my favorites of the year.

Please watch James Adomian’s Path of Most Resistance on YouTube. You will like it.

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Also out today, Ben Kushenbaum’s Best Picture.

That’s on YouTube starting at six pm Central Time. Ellen has her special coming out on Tuesday, and she has released a trailer for it. You’ve heard me tell you many of these jokes. Now you will hear Ellen tell them. And I have clipped this down for pacing.

You’ll never guess you jumped on stage with Dion Cole on Tuesday night. You can guess for ten million years. You’re never going to guess Paul McCartney what Dion was working on new material at the Hollywood Improv. He pulls Paul McCartney up on stage. He introduces Paul as his friend to the crowd.

He tells the crowd that he and Paul smoked a little weed before the performance. Those who I’ve seen the video go, yeah, that’s probably true. Deon tells the crowd, I had a smoke and that’s why this is happening, and all you mfers didn’t give any love to me tonight. Paul said, I’ve just been enjoying you working through this material, and you’re right, some of it bombed. Deon’s new special came out on Netflix on Tuesday.

It’s called Okay, mister, I haven’t gotten too yet. Oh what did I watch? I wanted to tell you, Oh, I watched them. Have I got news for you? The Roy Wood Junior thing.

It’s okay, it’s watchable. It’s not horrible. It’s not great. It’s not funny, but it’s not horrible. It’s not great, it’s not funny, it’s not horrible.

It’s not great, it’s not funny, it’s not horrible. That’s my review. Jimmy Fallon is putting out a holiday album later this year. Justin Timberlake was his guest on The Tonight Show, and they revealed the title and teaser of their new holiday song called You’ll be There. Jimmy described it as a silly song, noting it’s kind of about a bromance.

Justin. Timberlake said, I mean it’s us. Fallon added, Yeah, it’s like I was saying, Hey, you’ll be there. You’ll be there for me this Christmas. The currently untitled album is released November.

First, I got to find out who what label this is on. Maybe get Chimmy on the show. That’d be awesome, all right. From Gossip Corner, Nikki Glaser posted on Instagram. People were saying that her dress was a little see through.

So you know, I like to keep you guys abreast of what’s happening in the comedy scene. So I had to click on this post to do more research. I did see the photo, and I will tell you it is a very nice photo. CBS hasiled a new comedy campaign, adding a chuckle to the I logo and poking some fun and it’s Tiffany Heritage. Chief Marketing Officer Mike Benson said CBS is ready to break some Tiffany glass.

People will say that CBS is old and stagy, but actually, if you look at our programming, it’s really not. I just turned fifty five, so it’s the only TV station that I’m allowed to watch, and nobody else cares about anybody under fifty five, so I have CBS on all the time. Blue Blood Season thirty nine, Bring It, Mike Benson said, I think we’ve got a lot of work to do from a brand perspective, to show that we can have a lot of fun, that we’re willing to poke fun at ourselves as much as we want people to come in and laugh at the shows. We’ve got the tagline You’re laughing at CBS. We’ll focus on returning hits, Ghosts in the Neighborhood, as well as the new Young Sheldon spinoff of George and Mandy’s First Marriage, any comedy from Damon Wayne’s and Damon Wayns Junior called Papa’s House.

As part of this new brand, CBS is introducing a smiling version of its eye logo, which it has nicknamed chuckle Boy, And you thought hilarious was hack to be fair? Chuckle is a sli nod to Chuckles, the clown from the famous episode of The Mary Tyler Moore Show that in itself a half century old reference. CBS, you’re not helping yourself why not call the logo I don’t know Chester a Arthur. Chester a Arthur was the twenty first President of the United States, serving from eighteen eighty one two eighteen eighty five. Oh, it gets worse, Benson said, CBS will start referring to the term sitcom as sit down comedy to differentiate it from stand up comedy.

She thanks Mike Benson, thank you for clarifying that, And Mike Benson said, there’s a lot of stand up comedy out there, but we’re looking at this not from the point of view of what comedians do, what value we’re providing our audience almost every day. Boy, this brand just sounds super hip. You know, it’s sit down comedy and half century old reference. Mike, you get it, You totally get it. You’re totally gonna make this brand younger.

Great job, I mean, CBS just trying to get young. They’re also promoting their new Kathy Bates version of Matt Locke. Yeah that screams Generation Alpha, put down your phones, kids, and NCIS prequel called NCIS Origins, and something called the Summit. Oh, Mike Benson, good luck to you all right, This next story sucks. Scottish comedian Genie Godly revealed she’d canceled her upcoming tour, which was called why is she Still here?

I mean ongoing treatment for terminal ovarian cancer. Godly is sixty three. She was going to tour this fall. Doctors have advised her to stop working quote for the foreseeable future. Statement from Jane’s team says that it was with huge sadness that we must announce the cancelation of Janie Godley’s Autumn twenty twenty four tour.

Janey’s been living with stage four ovarian cancer for the past few years, and the treatment has kept the disease at bay, but sadly, in the last few weeks, the cancer’s returned and there have been a few added complications. Her doctors have now advised her that she must stop working for the foreseeable future. Previously, Godley had sold ITV’s Lorraine that it was Jimmy Carr who convinced her to continue her tour despite her diagnosis. Janey said, I decided to cancel the tour and then Jimmy Carr said, is your mouth not working? And I want yeah, my mouth works, and he said we’ll get back on tour.

The high planes a comedy festival kicks off tonight. I won’t read every performer, but some names you may know. Rory Scovell, Chris Estrada, Dina hasham Ian, Carmel Caitlin Cook, j McBride is fantastic, Josh Gondleman, Joan Oharray, Adam Clayton holland you know, I’m just skimming here. Mandal He’s one of the comics you should and must know or whatever Variety’s thing is called. It’s the eleventh annual High Planes Comedy Festival, running tonight through the twenty first at multiple venues on South Broadway.

The headlining shows are at the Paramount Theater. High Planes Comedy Festivals held each fall in Denver, Colorado, and I showed by Autism and Entertainment. They partnered with The Miracle Project and The Laugh Factory to host Let It Out, a stand up comedy show for neurodivergent fans that this happened last week. Let It Out featured comedians Will Hunter, Krueger Dunn, Josh Myrowitz, Lori kil Martin, Jeremiah Watkins, and Eric Griffin. Producer Mike Rotman told Variety he wanted to create a stand up program after realizing there were no comedy shows that his neurodivergent relatives would feel completely comfortable at.

Some of the tweaks for Let It Out reduce the volume of music, allowing patrons to wear headphones during the performance. They also had a private space in the back for guests to take a break at any point they wanted. During Walkin’s set, he took time to dive into trains after a suggestion from a fan in attendance, rather than just doing his prepared material. Walkin said, I definitely want to try to cater the crowd and what they’re excited about. I love trying to connect with as many people as possible, and there shouldn’t be an exception for people who are on the spectrum.

Eric Griffin said, the language of laughter is universal. We’re all different more ways than race, gender, sexual orientation. There’s a spectrum and that is your Daily Comedy News for today. If you enjoy the program, tell a friend about it. They might like it too.

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Featured: John Oliver, David Letterman, Jesse Collins, Janney Rousson Clay, Seth Meyers, Nick Swartzson, Bowen Yang, Dave Chappelle, Sheen Gillis, Nora Dunn, Andrew Dice Clay

What’s in This Episode

• John Oliver’s Emmy Awards speech interrupted by orchestra, his dog had recently passed away
• David Letterman called for jury duty in criminal trial, questioned as Juror 16, eventually dismissed by prosecutor
• SNL tribute to Lorne Michaels roasting concept, Seth Meyers credited as originator
• Nick Swartzson’s Toilet Head comedy tour and heckler management philosophy
• Bowen Yang New Yorker profile discussing SNL culture war moments and his on-set discomfort
• Comics for Kamala benefit show in West Hollywood featuring Mark Marin, Kevin Neelan, Lori Kilmartin, and others

Questions Answered in This Episode

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Full Transcript

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hello Johnny Mac with your Daily Comedy News. John Oliver talked about the Emmys playing him off, and he revealed he actually felt a slight relief when the orchestra began playing him off. Oliver said, I’m not well versed in sincerity as a British person and as a comedian, so I didn’t really want to get upset, and thankfully whoever was on the board said you can’t carry this off and walk me straight into a joke. I’m very, very grateful that they gave me the parachute so I could avoid my feelings once more.

Jesse Collins is one of the producers of the Emmys and told the rap I apologize to John and his family for playing the music. We turned it off at his request and turned it back on when he said he wanted to be played off. Colin said, we didn’t know that the dog had passed. Fellow producer Janney Rousson Clay said John always gives us a fun moment. When he was going on about his dog, which was very sweet.

We’re like, hey, you gotta wrap it up, and the music starts playing and he’s like, my dog is dead. And we were like, oh my god, just mortified.

Meanwhile, they asked the producers who came up with the idea of roasting Lor…

Colin said, I believe it was Seth Meyers’s idea. Roussean Klay said yeah. He wrote that the cast out a huge hand in that you might want to volunteer for jury duty. Why that way you could be on a jury with David Letterman. Maybe Letterman was up to be possible juror in a criminal trial.

Judge P. Kevin Castell interviewed Jurer sixteen with questions, just as he did with three dozen other potential jurors to determine who’d be on a panel of twelve jurors and four aldernates. Those jurors, including Dave, had already survived a general round of questioning in which individuals are dismissed for hardship reasons like medical issues or jobs from which they can’t be spared. The trials expected to last less than two weeks. The judge asked Dave, where do you live?

Letterman said Hartford. Then Letterman realized not the time to joke it said no, it’s a joke. The judge said, nice try. You figured you’d forego Queen’s. Dave revealed his true residence area, west Chester County.

We’re told there were then three dozen or so exchanges between the judge and the lawyers. The judge and lawyers learned Dave was born in Indianapolis, obtained a degree from Ball State University in Munsey, Indiana, and has a twenty year old son in college in Massachusetts. Dave was asked what he does for a living. He said he’s currently working for a company called Netflix. The judge asked, spouse or significant other.

Letterman said, I’ve had both currently, I just have the spouse. Dave’s bold there in front of the judge, cracking wise. Dave was asked now he gets his news? He said every morning. I used to pick up the paper off the front porch.

Now I turn on the computer and it’s an aggregation of new sources from all over the United States and around the world. He was asked what he likes to watch besides any Netflix programs. Dave said, I like sports. I’m happy football’s here. I’m happy it’s this time in the baseball season.

I like motorsports. I like pretty much what most Americans watch on TV. The judge asked him if he’s a fan of the Indianapolis Colts. Dave said, big Colts fan, oh and two, but still a fan, Dave. Have you ever been called as a juror?

Ave said, been called many times, just couldn’t make it happen. The judge said, you know, this may be the charm. Dave said, it would be a pleasure. In the end, Leutterman was ejected when a prosecutor exercised what is known as a strike, which allows lawyers on either side to release a certain number of jurors from the panel for any reason at all. It was the third of four strikes used by the prosecutors.

No reason was given. Nick Swarzen is out on the toilet head tour. Great name there the eight hundred pound Gorilla caught up with Nick Swartzon, who said, that’s right, toilet heead brace yourself. A lot of people ask me why the toilet heead name? And I think of it like this.

The country’s so divided, and my comedy brings people together. I don’t get political, I don’t get crazy. It’s really absurd and fun. I just realized to bring people together. We all have toilets, and we all have heads, and I think that will bond people together when they realize, you know what, we’re all in this together.

Toilethead Nick Wartson twenty twenty eight. Nick says, my show’s really loose. I have a set act, but it’s like I have fun up there. I started improvising before stand ups. I can roll with anything.

It was funny. In Austin. I just did Joe Rogan’s which was great, phenomenal. And I remember this guy, older guy like sixty. Hey watch it.

I just turned fifty five. I’m very sensitive about calling people sixty, very old people who were sixty, you’re quite young. And I remember this guy, older guy, like sixty, and he was so hammered. And I think the thing about Heckler’s that people have to realize is I don’t care. I rarely throw people out, but the people around that person.

That’s why you have to think about when you’re screaming and yelling, the person next to you paid money too. So this guy in Austin is so belligerent and this woman started screaming at him. So I had to stop the show and be like, hey, what’s going on here, and she’s like, this effing a hole won’t shut up. He yelled at her, and I was like, dude, you got chill out. Man.

Security came over and said you gotta go, So I started kicking him out, and he said get your hands off me, and they’re like, dude, you gotta go. Man, you’re being insane. So he kind of insulted a security guard and they kind of got him in a headlock. Great description.

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And then my favorite part is the guy screamed, Nick, help me, and I’m like, d…

You pre self in that position. And the last thing he said as he was being dragged out, I love you. The New Yorker has a big giant profile of Bo and Yang, which you can read. Most of it not about comedy, more about Bowen’s life growing up. But I like this paragraph.

The New Yorker writes the season of SNL had many thorny moments. In January, Dave Schappelle blah blah blah leaped on stage as the cast was waving good night. Yang lurked on the far and of the set, looking surly. Yang said, I was just uncomfortable on other people’s behalf. It wasn’t a big protest.

The next month, Sheen Gillis showed up as host. Social media dissected Yang’s body language. The New Yorker writes he felt like a character in a culture war pageant. Bowen said, it’s taught me about my place on the show, being kind of strange and unique. I never expected to be a Nora Dunn being furious that Andrew dice Clay is in there.

The backstory there back in nineteen ninety, Nora Dunn, cast member on SNL, left the show after Andrew de diyce Clay hosted the show. Bowen said he’s learned to distinguish between the show and what people say about the show. Hey, nice lineup for comics for Kamala. Donnie Zoldan is a former We weren’t really coworkers where we had the podcast studios. He owned the building and the comedy club on the first floor and our studios were on the second floor, so we were Yeah, I guess we were co workers.

I don’t know. I would more describe him as friend anyway. I know the guy, and he’s been putting together this comics for Kamala thing. Whatever your politics. As we approach this from a comedic standpoint, you gotta admit this is a pretty impressive lineup.

This is Sunday in West Hollywood at California. Your lineup ready, Mark Marin, Kevin Neelan, Lori Kilmartin, Danny Zucker, Mastra Bronni, Dana Gould, Cristella Alonso and Tom Arnold. Showtime seven thirty, Doors open at six thirty. If Trump throws a big comedy event, I’ll be more than happy to tell you about it. Boy, you think I could get a coffee sponsor for this show?

I mentioned coffee enough. By the way, buy me a coffee dot com slash a Daily Comedy News Chloe Feynman is teaming up with a coffee brand. She has partnered with Ninja to promote Ninja Lux Cafe, Espresso, coldbrew and drip coffee maker Ninja what are we doing? Hit me up? Chloe Feinneman will appear in social media content for Ninja that puts a caffeinated twist on popular trends.

She gave a quote between late Chaotic Knights in the Writer’s Room in many different roles, having a three to one espresso, drip coffee and coldbrew machine with a drink for every vibe is a dream. Joe Gaddo’s a special came out last night on the eight hundred Pound Gorilla YouTube and channel. It is called Messing with People. Is there going to be a Scrubs reunion? Judy Reyis says, I haven’t heard a thing about except for what you’ve heard.

There’s been lots of talking and lots of excitement. I think Bill Lawrence is incredibly busy, but definitely wide open. Raya says, I’m not as in touch with the cast. I’m very close with one of the writers, Angela Nissel, as well as the hairdresser who actually does my hair. On High Potential, her new series, Rayes said, I feel very fortunate I forged incredible friendships with people that I’ve worked with from Scrubs on down.

I guess putting shows in the workplace setting creates a space where people could be more themselves. Late Night with Seth Myers has spun off a new podcast. This is a Closer Look back Election twenty twenty four kind of lame, though. We’ll revisit old installments of the Closer Look segment from Trump’s time in office and discuss what those events will tell us about another four years with Trump in the White House. It’ll be hosted by Sal Gentilly, the head writer and producer of the A Closer Look segment.

Sounds like somebody somewhere said, hey, we can make some more money on podcast. You guys got another idea, and they handed in the laziest idea. I can possibly think of old clips with a writer doing raps, not even Seth doing the raps. Little am guys. Anyway, if you want to check out A Closer Look back Election twenty twenty four, it’s available wherever you get your podcasts, although I suggest you listen to Ballot much more fun.

Lucy Beaumont’s says she believes gender equality and comedy has regressed. By quote fifteen years she had posted on Twitter and now deleted it, Where’s all your Women? Basically you can search every city for comedy this month, I reckon about ninety percent have either no woman or one woman on the bill. Some have one woman a month back to fifteen years ago. And don’t get me started on TV panel shows, it’s become okay again.

Let’s just call most of them what they really are, male banel shows. That book a woman. In male comedy clubs that tolerate women, the banter changes, the atmosphere becomes competitive, and women don’t grow or shine or get equal employment. She says, comedy is the biggest gossip sever so everybody knows, or if you don’t know the ones I know yet, you will soon. It attracts such interesting, passionate, raw edgy, wounded people, but it also attracts predatory men who are really messed up and sexually have been repressed for years, and they get a bit of fame and displayed his behaviors.

There have been times when I’ve just wanted to go on Twitter and let people know everything we talk about, but we’re not allowed to say. That’s your comedy news for today. If you enjoy the program, a te a friend about it, they might like it too. If you would like the program without commercial interruptions, there’s a link in the show notes, so that’ll tell you how to do that. You have an awesome day.

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Featured: Jimmy Kimmel, Jon Stewart, Larry David, Lorne Michaels, Maya Rudolph, Seth Meyers, Kristen Wiig, Bowen Yang, Michael Ian Black, Colin Jost, Deon Cole, Jessica Kersch

What’s in This Episode

• Emmy Awards 2024 – The Bear winning in comedy category controversy
• Curb Your Enthusiasm ends 12-season run with 55 Emmy nominations but no Outstanding Comedy Series win
• Jon Stewart wins 23rd Emmy and suggests he’ll stay at The Daily Show through the election
• Lorne Michaels’ 85 Emmy losses acknowledged during Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special presentation
• Michael Ian Black starting new role hosting Have I Got News for You on CNN
• Colin Jost discusses buying a Staten Island ferry with Pete Davidson and Dave Sondheim
• Deon Cole releases Netflix special ‘Okay Mister’ filmed at Netflix as a Joke Festival
• Jessica Kersch getting Hulu comedy special with premiere date under wraps

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hey Johnny Mac with your Daily Comedy News. Jimmy Kimmel not happy with the results of the Emmys. He tweeted, the results of the Emmys were totally unfair in the category of Late Nit Show to exclamation points, sad rigged polls, say I won by a lot. He tagged John Stewart, Stephen Colbert, and Seth Meyers on it.

I think I did when I was half asleep the other night. Get all the winners in except the winner of Outstanding Comedy Series. The nominees Abbott, Elementary, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Murders, Palm, Royal, Reservation, Dogs, what we do in the Shadows, And obviously because the Bear, which is not a comedy at won like almost every award, surely the Bear must be the Outstanding Comedy Series, right, No hacks, So let me get this right. Everybody in The Bear, which is not a comedy series, was fantastic and won Best Comedian, m E’s, Best medic Actors and all that, but overall the series is not the best. How does that work?

Loraine Newman was not happy with The Bear. She said, every time I think about the Bear being in the Comedy category for the Emmys. I can feel an ulcer developing. I agree with you. I’m also going to point out many things can be true at the same time.

Lorraine Newman’s daughter is named Hannah Einbinder, who stars in Hacks. Yeah, Hanna is one of those low key NEPO babies. You know, if she were Hannah Newman, you might be like, hey, I wonder if her mother is a famous Hollywood actress. You know, use somebody else’s name and nobody notices. Doesn’t mean you’re not tented.

I’m just saying it’s a little easier to get a better agent, and if you have a better agent, you know what’s actually going on. And there’s also a little bit of like a you know, hey, fellow radio executive friend, would mind, you know, giving my kid an internship. That kind of stuff happens. Doesn’t mean you’re not good at it. But let’s be real, a lot of Neppo babies out there right now in Hollywood.

Wow, no luck for Larry David and curb your enthusiasm. Curb if it is indeed over, and it looks like it is has ended its run as the show with the most outstanding Comedy Series nominations eleven without a win. Kerb was nominated for four Emmys this year, including Outstanding Comedy Series Loss Outstanding Lead Actor for Larry David a Loss in the End. Kerb went twelve seasons a total of fifty five Emmy nominations. They won two Outstanding Single Camera Picture Editing for a Comedy Series in twenty twelve and for Directing way back in two thousand and three.

Maya Rudolph seth Meyer’s Kristen wig and Bow and Yang were the presenters for the Award for Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special. Before they gave the award to Alex Edeman, they gave the business to dear friend and mentor, Lauren Michaels, who’s been nominated for and lost the Emmy eighty five times. He’s never won. Kristen Wiggs said, Lauren, look at me. You do a value.

You are worthy, you or not, and have never been a loser, even though you lost a lot. Maya Rudolph said, each and every one of those eighty five times you lost, you were rob bow and Yang said, Lauren, it gets better. Just because SNL didn’t work doesn’t mean your next idea won’t keep dreaming. I like how he said Lauren, because anytime I run a transcript on this podcast, anytime I say Lauren, it comes up as Lauren. It often also transcribes my own name as Chenny max eh e n n Y Mac.

John Stewart won the twenty third Emmy win of his career. So was he part of this Emmy? I feel like this was the year he wasn’t on. I’m confused anyway. He’s reconsidering his future with The Daily Show and said, my feeling is this election will never end, so why would I leave?

How could I leave? I won’t be allowed to leave until this election. So we’re all on ground to some sort of calcified nubs. We’re looking forward to being awful. Now.

This article here says the Daily Show’s name best talk Series for the second year in a row after Trevor Noah’s final season. Last night’s award marked Stuart’s first Emmy win in over decade. But wasn’t there a full year of no John Stuart? I’m confused anyway. Stewart gave the acceptance speech, so I guess he did win.

He said, to have the opportunity to work with this incredibly talented group once a week. It really made my mondays, adding that Ronny Chieng, Michael Costa, Jordan Klepper, and Dozzi Leidek kick ass. Michael Ian Black part of Have I Got News for You on CNN. I haven’t had a chance to watch it yet. I’ll watch that on the DVR maybe tonight.

Black posted a note of gratitude to his sub stack a few hours before filming the first episode, thinking about the fact that it’s been literal years since I had a steady TV gig and the fact that I was ready to give up entirely when this thing fell into my lap. Most of us are just trying to figure out something about ourselves in our world. Maybe that sounds high falutin, but isn’t that the nature of all art To cast our line into the wide waters of the world and see what we catch. Isn’t that the crux of being a human? He then joked how the show we’ll probably be canceled in six to eight weeks.

Yeah, I’d love to have for the same kind of culture cachet that John Stewart did during the Bush years on The Daily Show. That’s sort of did you hear what John Stewart said, if we get at some of that, I’d be thrilled. I’m not an activist. We’ll never be an activist because I don’t have those kinds of organizational skills. I don’t have the kind of footwear where I’m going to be out here marching around holding up placards and shouting this is what democracy looks like.

It’s just not me. But I do think I can make contributions the way I make contributions, which is by saying dumpsty on Twitter or now on CNN. Colin Joe spoke about the ferry he bought with Pete David Seddon and said is absolutely the dumbest and least thought it through purchase I’ve ever made in my life. The way I justified it is for the amount of money we’re putting it in a buying it on just a basic square footage level. If he found the right place for it to be, you were essentially buying a building on its side that’s sixty five thousand square feets around New York.

That’s a very good price per square foot. Despite two years of renovations, it still looks like a Staten Island ferry. Joe said it’s possible the ferry could still end up being functional as a boat. It would just require a staff to run it. That he was not sure that’s something he wants to worry about.

He joked, I’m sure our insurance company would love it. Maybe they’d love it because it would get them out of the contract because it requires a lot of people to move it. At this point, the ferry has to be Doctor two. The engines aren’t operable, but Joe said it could be operable within weeks if they wanted it to be. He said he had soft floated the idea past his wife, Scarlett Johansson.

She was just like, wait, so you own this boat now. She obviously sees the value in it, but I also think she’s like, it’s interesting because now it’s becoming a defining thing for you guys and an interesting thing for you guys. So you should take it seriously and figure out the best version of it, because for better or worse, it’s gonna reflect on you. Joe said, we don’t care because we’re comedians. Deon Cole’s got a Netflix special tonight or today.

I don’t know what time do they post these things. They probably post them at midnight. It’s probably up now. I want you to watch it now. This one is called Okay Mister Dion Cole recalls the telltale signs of aging, bedroom mishaps, dating deal breakers, and more.

This was filmed back in May as part of the Netflix As a Joke Festival. Jessica Kerson is getting a special on Hulu. By the way, I saw that Hulu is branding their comedy things huluius as in hilarious hilarious, as I posted on threads where I’m at Daily Comedy News. Did no comedians say to the Hulu executives, Dude, that is really hacky? Or is the money that good?

Anyway, Jessica Kerson is getting a special. The premier date is being kept under wraps as if it’s like some big secret. That to me means they’re planning on signing some other people and they don’t where they’re gonna slot Jessica yet. Like, for example, if they sign I don’t know, Dave Schappelle and Joe Rogan, maybe they’ll move Jessica’s date. That’s what that means.

In a statement, Jessica Curson said, I’m honored to be part of the Disney family and that Hulu has chosen a feature MYNX special as part of their comedy initiative. People always ask me, is it hard to be a female comedian? I always say, I don’t know. You should ask them. Hularious kicks off in November with Jim Gaffigan.

They’ve also signed up Bill Burr, Roywood Junior, Alana Glazer otsco At Coonska. They are not messing around. Kathy Griffin believes for President Trump would quote pick comedians off one by one if elected to another term. She fears a list of personal targets, including comedians. She said, He’s gonna pick us off one by one like bowling pins.

And I’m not kidding, and I’m not being paranoid. You’re being paranoid. Verd Oz will host the International Emmys, which apparently is a thing. Who knew they take place November twenty fifth. Where would you host the International Ms?

Please? New York City. I mean, I guess New York City is part of the world. I just thought that get a little more international. Who knows Viewers says, I’m so happy to be hosting the International Emmys.

It’s a massive, prestigious night to uphold makers from across the world that I believe is making the best content I know firsthand. It could be life changing. And The Holly Reporter wrote an article about Late Night and they spotlighted some numbers. Five years ago, the Late Show finished first in total viewers with three point eight one million, Jimmy Fallon had two point four to four and Kimmel two point zero four million. In twenty twenty three, slash twenty four, Late Show was down to two point six million.

Again, that first number was three point eight that’s a decline of about thirty two percent from twenty eighteen. Kim Will moved into second with one point eight two million viewers, still down eleven percent. He also had a Monday night football lead in once a week. Fallon down the third one point four three million, losing forty one percent of its audience. Wow.

At twelve thirty, seth with nine hundred and eighty three thousand viewers was down by about four hundred and seventy thousand viewers. That’s thirty two percent. Feels more like half. I guess it’s not. Somebody’s better at math than I am.

After Midnight is averaging about seven hundred and thirty thousand viewers. Over its first five months, Bryan Stettler reported in LA magazine that James Corden’s show was losing fifteen to twenty million dollars per year. Yeah, that’s why you don’t replace that. Yikes. And that’s your Daily Comedy News for today.

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Featured: Jeremy Allen White, Gene Smart, Ava Phillippe, John Oliver, Kevin Hart, Maya Rudolph, Chelsea Handler, Kathy Griffin

What’s in This Episode

• 2024 Emmy Awards recap – The Bear dominates comedy categories
• John Oliver wins Best Unscripted Variety Series, discusses deceased dog
• Hearthouse vegan restaurant chain closes all four LA locations
• Maya Rudolph’s SNL portrayal of Kamala Harris receives praise
• Chelsea Handler to tape special in New Jersey in November
• Kathy Griffin claims she remains ‘canceled’ in Hollywood, unable to secure special deal

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hello, I’m Johnny Mac with your Daily Comedy News Busy one today. Right, this first section I’m recording because I’m falling asleep on the couch on Sunday night. Let’s cover most of the Emmys anyway, we’ll catch up on the rest on Tuesday. I think Eugene Levy speaks for all of us when he said this.

I know some of you might be expecting us to make a joke about whether the bear is really accommedy, But in the true spirit of the bear, we will not be making any jokes. Yeah. Best Actor in a Comedy Series, your nominee is Matt Barry, Larry David, Steve Martin, Martin Short, Defara Woon Attigh. Your winner Jeremy Allen White for The Bear. The Bear is awesome.

The Bear is not a comedy, Guys, what are you doing? Best Actress in a Comedy Series, Your nominees are Quinna Brunson for Abbot Are you at a Barry for the Bear? Selena Gomez Murder is my Rudolph Lute, Kristen Wig Palm Royal the winner, Gene Smart for Hacks. That was my pick, A good pick. There, everybody.

Best Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series. Your nominee Lyone, Olboyce for The Bear, Paul w Downs Hacks, Paul Rudd Murders, Tyler, James williams Abbot, Bowen Yang SNL The Winner, Evon Moss Bacher Rock for The Bear. He’s awesome. I like him a lot. The Bear is not a comedy.

Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series, Carol Burnett for Palma Royale, Hannah Einbinder for Hacks. You can hear me stuttering, I’m falling as leave Guys Channel, James Abbott, Sheryl Lee, Ralph Abbott, Meryl Streep Murders. Your winner, Eliza Cologone Zayis for The Bear, which, as you know, is not a comedy. What are we doing? Best Talk Series.

The nominees are Jimmy Kimmel Live Late Night with Seth, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. Your winner, The Daily Show. Really, that’s a terrible pick in a year with it they didn’t have a host. No terrible pick. Best Writing for a Variety Special.

The nominee as were the Oscars and Mike Berbigley, The Old Man on the Pool, John Early Now more than ever. Jacquelin Novak’s Get on Your Knees. The winner Alex Edelman for Just for Us from HBO Max Yeah all right, and the nominees for Best Descripted Variety Series were Saturday Night Live or Just some One Another pick Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. John Oliver won Congratulations and he started to tell a story. I’ll let John tell.

It’s just one of things, gonna be very silly. Odd dog. We had the most fantastic dog and she was at our wedding and she got us through a pandemic. She was with us for the two pregnancies and perfect choice of music. We ought to say goodbye to her.

And now this part of the audio is believed. He looked into the camera and said, f you it is. I feel like Sarah mccachlan right now. Sorry to hear about your puppy there, John Oliver, all right, that’s the Emmy. He’s a section of today’s podcast.

Let me throw it over to the A week version of me for the rest. It’s really I say this. Kevin Hart has less work to do. Remember he had the vegan restaurants. Harthouse suddenly closed all four of its la locations.

Last week, Hearththouse CEO Andy Hooper gave a statement to eatter La which read, the response of the product has been incredible, and we thank our committed team, our customers, and our community partners for helping make the change we all craved and for their unwavering support of Hearththouse. He didn’t mention why it closed, though an Instagram post from Hearthouse thank guest with a HEARTFELTZ goodbye for now as we start the next chapter. Now. What’s interesting is a few days earlier Hearthouse had started promoting T shirts with the slogan change You’ll Crave. The first location of Hearthouse opened just blocks away from the always busy in and out near lax I was there recently It is always busy.

I drive the mile and a half to the slightly less busy one, also sort of your LX. Then they opened a larger Hollywood flagship complete with a drive through, in May of twenty twenty three, and then two more locations. What could you get at Harthouse back in the day when it used to exist plant based burgers, chicken sandwiches and nuggets, kale salads, and sides like fries and tots The company also tried to reinvent the labor model with higher wages and healthcare for hourly workers. That’s cool, as well as a lifestyle spending account with access to things like Netflix subscriptions and access to an interest earning savings account to which the company contributed. Not bad.

That’s according to restaurant Business Now. It’s not just Harthouse. Shake Shack recently closed five LA locations. The Army’s on Sunset hung up its famous sign back in June. Fast casual chain Veggie Grill closed a bunch of locations in twenty twenty three.

It’s unclear if Kevin Hart will bring Harthouse back. In another iteration, don’t worry. Give me forty eight hours, I’ll be telling your story. Kevin Hart has a new gig. He just announced.

It’ll happen. Meyer Rudolph got a wax job from the Hollywood Reporter. That is a former coworker. Before you know, you have a car there and your friend goes, hey, let me whax your car for you. Nice thing to do.

Well, The Hollywood Reporter wrote one of those articles. Maya says it’s a huge compliment being part of the Kamala Harrison news cycle. But it’s also very bizarre because I woke up to an article saying I was confirmed a player and I hadn’t spoken anyone. This is so much bigger than me, and this is about something very important. I’m thrilled to be associated with it, and I’m also glad that I’ve played her and everyone’s cool with that.

She likes it. The secrets are her version of Kamala Mayas says when I see her, I see her having fun. And so the fictional Comala that we created tapped into her fun.

And then SNL producer Steve Higgins said to me that his wife called her a fun…

Now, that sounds like fun, so we went from there. That was the moment when you realize, oh no, I know how to do this. By the way, today’s episode of Ballot very very funny. Check out Ballot’s podcast Wherever you get your shows. Chelsea Handler, she used to date Joe Coy and Joe Coy hosted the Golden Globes one time and told joke about Taylor Swift.

You may have heard about it. Relax, not doing a bit. Chelsea will tape her next special at the Well Month Theater in Montclair, New Jersey, November twenty third. Chelsea Handler is a member of the New Jersey Hall of Fame. Really, okay, should we look?

We should look? Oh man, there’s a lot of people in this Is there a list? So I went to the New Jersey Hall of Fame website and they had, you know, two thousand and eight inductees, two thousand and nine inductees. And I don’t feel like clicking on ten trillion things, so I asked chat Chept who is in the New Jersey Hall of Fame? Now, this being AI, the information may not be accurate, but who cares.

It’s a comedy podcast, all right? In the Hall of Fame. Bruce Springsteen. I will believe that John bon Jovi, Whitney Houston, Frank Sinatra, Meryl Streep, Shaquille O’Neill is in the New Jersey Hall of Fame, Yogi Berra, Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Tony Morrison Pulitzer and Nobel Prize winning author who I’m sure is fantastic. But when the first nine names were Springsteen, bon Jovi, Whitney, Houston, Sinatra, Meryl Streep, Shack, Yogi Einstein, and Thomas Edison, Tony Moon, you are tenth.

I’m sorry, Tony Morrison. Fans send your letters to Deacon Mike in Cleveland. He handles all my correspondence. Thanks Mike for fielding those. Kathy Griffin got half a wax job from the Hollywood Reporter.

As you start to read the article, like, oh, here’s another one of those, you know, fluffy articles that the Hollywood Reporter puts out, But as you dive into it, it took a sideways turn. Kathy seems to think there’s a large conspiracy against her getting a special. She tells the Holly Reporter, it does make me feel that in Hollywood, I’m still canceled. If I can’t make a deal for a special, people tell me the same thing happened to me and Gina Carano. Please don’t like in Kathy Griffin taking a protest photo to a Holocaust DENI are.

I didn’t whip out my penis like Louis C.K. I wasn’t canceled. I was investigated by the Department of Justice for something I don’t regret. She talks about taking a jet to her shows and jokes that she’s losing money on the tour because of the jet. I know it’s spoiled, but it’s worth it.

I get to sleep with my babies. Those are some dogs, and avoid the airport where a lot of Trumpers still feel the need to come up to me and tell me how horrible I am. The Holly reporter says. We talk in the SEV heading to the tarmac about the special. In her mood, tarket see the I told you there was a twist here.

Kathy says, there’s not going to be a special. Everyone’s passed. Her manager clarifies, well, no one’s actually passed. No buyer has ever attended the show in comedy specials, which is kind of like me saying that back in the nineties, Kim Delaney never turned me down for date. Factually true, Kim Delaney has never turned me down for date.

Boy. I left Kim Delaney on NYPD Blue. Did you pick that up there? I digress. The other reporter tells us Kathy holds the record for most televised stand up comedy specials by one artist, twenty one.

All right, everybody out there, name one Kathy Griffin special. Go right, there’s twenty one of them. Kathy says, I’m dying for special. There’s so many platforms out there, and Peacock can’t be off the table just because of Andy, right. I’m assuming she means Andy Cohen in that case.

Matt Rife and YouTuber Elton Casty have made an official offer quote unquote to the real Conjuring House. This the house from the Conjuring film series. In a Twitter post, Castiy tagged the official page of the Conjuring House and revealed that he and Riife are quote ready and willing to buy it if you’re keen to sell. He added that the two are willing to pay all the money o to employees and compensate for loss of goods any date we’re ready to make it happen. Rife reposted an added this was an official offer.

He was asked, why do you want to buy this house, and they both replied joined to comment however that works as if now it’s just a wonderful thought slash offer to be able to give that location, it’s staff, and it’s customers the respect they all deserve. If you enjoy what I do here, one way to support the show is you can go to buy me a coffee. Dot com Slash Daily Comedy News, So I was there this morning six forty five am, and I don’t know why they had a street sweeper machine. You know the trucks with the brushes on the front. If you live at a city, definitely know what I’m talking about.

One of those was cleaning the parking lot. Maybe not six forty five at the place you go in to get I own it’s in coffee, you know, maybe do that at four in the afternoon. Parking lot’s a little busy at six forty five. Street sweeper. What do you guys doing?

Buy me a coffee. Dot com slash a Daily Comedy News the second annual because their Funny Comedy Festival is coming back to DC September twenty seventh through the twenty ninth. Comedians Leslie Jones and Dion Cole will headline this year’s festival. And that’s quite the understatement. Because I went on the website, I was like, Oh, this is a cool festival.

Let me talk more about it. Here’s a list of comedians performing, Leslie Jones and Dion Cole. I mean, there’s a showcase. Dion’s hosting a showcase with up and comers. But I think the word festival here is a bit of a stretch, Johnny Mac, you are sarcastic today.

Alex Moffatt looked back on his time at Saturday Night Live and talked about how he got the job of Donald Trump’s middle son. He said, when I was in the process of possibly getting hired by nison Al, a friend of mine called and said, you know, you kind of look like Eric Trump. You should work up an impression. I didn’t have one insign from my screen test, so I didn’t audition it. But once I was hired the first week, I went over to mikey Day and he was like, Yeah, this is great, let’s do something.

There was a photo in real life of Eric, John Junior, and Avanka Trump. Moffett told Vulture, we wrote an update that was loosely based on that picture of the three elder Trump kids that they put out that was like millennials for Trump. It was Avank in the front and then the two boys in the back just looking like, you know, American psychotype dudes, and Eric had a look on his face that I based most of the impression on. Vulture also spoke with Langston Kerman and they were curious about a recurring bit in his special where he talks about managing his mother in law’s dating profile, and they want to know how that works, Langston said. My wife and I would spend about a day to small talking with these gentlemen.

How are you what are you up to today? Would ask all the basic getting to know you stuff to see if they were capable of basic conversation, which is all you can ask from a sixty year old man on the internet. Hey, Langston, watch out there. I’m not that far from sixty anymore. Numbers are starting to get big.

I mean even Kim Delaney’s sixty two now. Then at some point when they seem even remotely capable, we would screenshot a conversation as well as their profile and send it along to the mother in law with their phone number and be like, called Joseph today at this time, as you’ve agreed to in this email, and then she would call and should report back on whether or not she enjoyed the conversation. And you bet your bottom dollar she never did. And that is your comedy news for today. If you enjoy the program, tell a friend about it.

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Featured: Youngmi Mayor, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Vic Michaelis, Raka Shankar, Courtney Peruso, Natalie Palamedes, Chloe Radcliffe, Veronica Slowakowska, John Marco Siresi, Emil Jakim

What’s in This Episode

• Vulture’s 2024 Comedians You Should Know list part 2
• Youngmi Mayor’s memoir ‘I’m Laughing because I’m Crying’
• Dropout streaming comedians and Dimension 20 tabletop gaming show
• Game Changer comedy show with Vic Michaelis and Raka Shankar
• Clown comedy subgenre and Courtney Peruso’s character work
• TikTok comedians Veronica Slowakowska and John Marco Siresi
• Emil Jakim’s political comedy with gleeful tone

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Caloroga Shark Media Helloom. Johnny Mac with your Daily Comedy News Today, Another look at Vultures twenty twenty four comedians you should know and will know. I did part one last Sunday in the September eighth episode, so I’ll pick up where I left off last time. If you’re just diving in. Every year, Vulture puts out a list of comedians you should know, and they tended bad about I’ll roughly call it fifty percent on these, so it’s a pretty good list regardless.

It’s a good way to uncover some names that you might not know. I had shared the list in the Facebook group, oh, probably two weeks ago at this point Daily Comedy News podcast group, and some of the more active members in the group commented that they didn’t recognize most of the names. I got to say, I think I recognized when I first went through this, maybe six or seven or so. So this is a great job by a Vulture. Let’s start with youngb Mayor.

She’s got a memoir coming out called I’m Laughing because I’m Crying. She describes her appeal as that effect and I’m a failure in fing nuts and also constantly bring it up. Walt says she’s a whirling dervish of off the cough neuroses, our latable queen on TikTok, and a blunt and brash storyteller on the page. She’s a master at taking would be cliches, for example, a front facing comedy video on which she adopts a Korean accent to imitate a Korean uncle, for example, and elevating them into intergenerational character studies through sheer specificity. When Korean uncle takes long cigarette drags while staring at the distance, he’s not just getting a nicotine fix.

He’s remembering the IMF crisis. Then Wiltra has Dropouts Breakouts Vick Michaelis, Brennan Lee Mulligan, and Raka Shankar. They were all streaming on something called Dropout, which spun out of college humor. Walter tells us Brendan Lee Mulligan, the most recognizable of the streamers stars, has become a phenomenon in the online tabletop gaming community thanks to the popularity of his show Dimension twenty, in which he plays tabletop role playing games with a rotating series of guest players as the show’s energetic coast and game master. He builds whimsical wars for participants to play in and breeds life into them with an array of silly voices.

Vic mchaelis known for their chaotic appearances on Game Changer, the premise of which changes every episode, hence its name. Vic serves as the host of Very Important People, a talk show in which Michaela’s interviews comedians who were transformed into characters by makeup artists. And Raka Shankar made the jump from being a sketchwriter and performed at college humor to utility player dropout. She’s competed on Game Changer, created the Chef’s Table parody Gods of Food, and hosted these shows a celebrity slumber party and erotic clubhouse. Kathy Peruso is part of the clown community in Los Angeles.

Clowning is a comedy subgenre and which performers commit to over the top character work marked by borish physicality and purposely exaggerated stupidity. Courtney Peruso got her start at The Groundlings, and then it felt creatively lost when she left that behind. The twenty twelve until La Clown. Natalie Palamedes, who’s amazing and listen to Natalie’s episode on JN marco Seres’s podcast, Very Very Funny Highly recommended. Natalie introduced Courtney to the art of clowning in twenty sixteen.

Brusso spends years developing clown shows, flushing out the character she plays in the worlds they inhabit to probe deeper questions. We are deep here? Is anybody still doing stand up? Chloe Radcliffe. Vultra says one of the lines Chloe Radcliffe often uses during a set that wasn’t a dig at comedians, It’s really hard for me to explain like a theater show as opposed to just telling you a couple one liners from a stand up Chloe Radcliffe.

One of the lines Chloe uses during sets is a fast jab design explain and then quickly dispense with the fact that she’s a birthmark on her face. Chloe says, for those that don’t know it’s a birthmark, that’s what it is. Doesn’t lower myself esteem enough for me to have sex with you. She says it in a different way someone might express that sentiment. Vulture says, it’s a natural way to do the Yes, I’m aware of what I look like joke that most comedians need to do in some form or another.

Radcliffe says her comedy style developed out of her nerdy high school and college career as a speech and debate competitor. She talks about the insecurities and miscommunications that drive her relationships, about her own flaws as a partner, and about how hard it is for straight women to have satisfying sex lives. In one set, she realizes a group of guys in the front rail were Swedish, and she goes into a digression about a Swedish guy she once dated who didn’t take his condom off for an hour and a half. She finds herself chanting in her mind reduce, reuse, recycle. Veronica Slowakowska is on TikTok.

She leaped frogs from one idea of the next. She’ll improvise a song about friends, or invented intense, too committed, fantastical excuse for why her roommate can’t use the bathroom after her. She has some comedy shorts in which she plays a version of herself with no sense of social awareness, a randomly incredible singing voice, and a deep and abiding crush on her roommate. Kyle, played by her podcast co host Kyle Chase. She elevates cringe comedy to high art.

Next up, fans of Daily Comedy News podcast Know This Guy, John Marco SIRESI check out the September seventh interview where I did just about an hour with John Marco. His TikTok has seven hundred thousand followers. Bulcher says he has posters, disease, and the best possible sense. He’s constant developing new material and he’s relentless about getting it out in the world. He’s got a joke about mister Beast and says it’s kind of pathetic filming strangers to build up your YouTube.

Following then his moment drops in a moment of self awareness. The crowd laughs because they get it. Next up on Vulture’s list of comedians you should Know Emil Jakim, Vulture writes some comedians to talk about politics with a sense of gravitas. The humor has an edge of anger. The point of the joke is to clarifying justice.

Emil Woakim’s comedy’s often political and is often about injustice, but his political focus has an unusually gleeful tone to it. A bro pleasure that often lends on a note of happiness or at least a sense of excitement that he’s gotten away with something fun. Vulture then shared a naughty joke about Greta Tuneberg. I don’t even know a way to clean up this particular joke, but like I said, I share the article in the Facebook group Daily Comedies podcast group. Eagle Wit is a trickster.

He creates tension in his jokes by slithering around the different, often contradictory sides of an argument, and he’s a gift for living in pockets of uncertainty. Being infuriated when one of his white friends called Bob Dylan the greatest lyricist of all time, and he says until he actually listened to a Dylan song posing to the audience, you ever lose an argument so hard he become a fan. He then reads some Bob Dylan lyrics to the audience and says, isn’t that beautiful?

And then says, yeah, that’s Jay z f Bob Dylan.

He has a joke about Kanye being president, to the joke being he’s the black president white America deserves. That sets up a story about a time a Heckler believed he was making that argument for real. He told the Heckler, it’s a joke. I’d never vote for Kanye West. He’s my favorite rapper.

I trust him with beats, not the button. I have a question for you, dear listener. You ever been recording her podcast and you’re just scrolling down a list of comedians and you go to the next one and you find out on the fly you had reached the end of the list without reading it. Has that ever happened to you? That happened to somebody recently and they didn’t know what else to do other than to say, that’s your comedy news for today, C Tomorrow.