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The Shark Deck. Let make attention getting headline. Bert Graisher thought Joe Rogan was gay. Hi, I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Let’s unpack this.
Graisher was on Logan Paul’s podcast, and I’ve pulled some audio here so you can hear Bert’s tune. But Bert said he didn’t intend to become friends with Joe Rogan. First, quoting Burt Graisher, I had a bad running with the dude. I didn’t want any friends. I was like, I’m good.
Grasher said he got a phone call from Rogan. Graisher was sitting down and watch Game of Thrones. Rogan calls and he goes, what are you doing. Bert says, I’m just hanging out, and Rogan says, come to the ice house. We do some of the podcast.
I’m getting ready to go on stage. And Rogan comes up with two shots of Jack Daniels and two beers and he goes, hey, man, we’re trying really hard to be your friend, but you’re not letting us. And he’s like, we like you and you’re a good guy, and we’re not gonna hurt you, like, we won’t let you down. We’ll always be here for you. But you gotta let us be your friend, and you gotta trust that we won’t hurt you.
It said. He was suspicious. It is horrible to say, but when Joe wanted to be friends with me, I was just like, oh, he must be gay, Like like, why would you want to be friends with another man?
And then he added Joe Rogan never tried to kiss him once.
Janelle James has called Dave Chappelle’s most recent special boring. She told Variety, the last I watched of his was when he came out with all the specials at once. Variety wasn’t sure what she meant there. They think it’s when he released four different specials over the course of twenty seventeen on Netflix. But Janelle James said, regardless of what he said, I thought it was boring.
I like silly Chappelle. He’s in his wisdom bag. Now. We’re clowns. Once we forget that we’re clowns, and then it becomes bad.
Your objective is to make people laugh and then sneak your thoughts in underneath the jokes. If your thoughts are on top, that’s not funny or entertaining to me. All right, Daily Show, it’s time to pick a host. Here’s what they’re doing the week of May twenty second, who’s hosting the Daily Show’s news team. They’ll all host quote as a collective, is how they’re spinning this in the press release.
So it’ll be roy Wood Junior, D’ll say, Sloane, Ronny Chieng and the others. They’re all hosting. However that works now to me, this sounds like they had somebody and somebody pulled out. And I say that because the week before, week of May fifteenth, they announce Charlotte Mean the God will host then May twenty second, and the two slot is you know, hey, let’s let everybody host because we don’t really have anyone. That’s a little weird to me.
They’ll be Dark of the week of Memorial Day than Michelle Wolf hosts week of June five, Ronny Chieng week of June twelfth, Lewis Black week of June twentieth, and Jesus Nice week of June twenty sixth. Just pick somebody, already, Just pick Hasan Minhaj already, Just pick Roywood Junior, already, Just pick Chelsea Handler already. Ray Romano has a new movie out today. It’s called Somewhere in Queens. In Somewhere in Queens, things go awry when Mary dad Leo, played by Ray Romano, becomes hell bent on making sure his teenage son Sticks gets a basketball scholarship.
How old is Ray Romano now? Ray sixty five, stretching there a little bit that his son is in high school. No yes. In real life, Ray has a son, Joseph, who’s twenty five, played high school hoops. Ray had nice things to say about his wife.
He said, I’ve been married to her for thirty five years and I’ve been in the business for just about that long, so she’s supportive, but she’s not on top of it as my kids are. He says he’s careful what he shares about his family and says I never do it at their expense. His kids have never pushed back on what to include. My wife on occasion when the TV show was on, would have an argument and she turned and say, I don’t want to see this on the show, and I would say, we already did that episode. That’s really funny.
Somewhere in Queens playing in theaters now. It also co stars Sebastian Maniscalco. Variety asked Brett Goldstein you know him from ted Lasso. Roy Kent, yes him, Yes. They asked him how he feels about becoming a sex symbol, and he said, this’s the first I’ve heard of it.
He adds up, flattered. You’re telling me this, and I’ll expect you to address me as sexy Brett Goldstein for now. On how I feel about becoming sex symbol, I don’t know you can say. He blushes, looks confused, his head explodes. If that’s a thing that has nothing to do with me, that has to do with the show, right because of the character.
Maybe it’s hairy men. I seem to be the only person in La in the last fifteen years to us body here. Maybe that’s a thing like whoa, what’s this? This is new? Brett says, I really love playing Roy Kent.
People always say you don’t see angry in real life, and I’m always like, but I’m effing angry, and maybe that’s part of me that gets to process it through Roy. He rejects the notion that ted Lasso should quit before it turns to garbage, and he says, no, it wouldn’t get garbage because it’s a really good effing group of people care about it. Jason’s an effing genius. No way would make something crap because why would we suddenly be crap, like, oh, maybe it would go downhill. Why have we suddenly all got crap at our jobs?
Case you didn’t pick it up there. He curses a lot in real life too, and I had to clean it up. Will Ferrell will have a new TV show eventually. It’s in development now. I believe he will star in it as a professional golfer who becomes the face of a controversial new league competing with the PGA.
If you are a premium subscriber to Daily Comedy News, you already have the weekend episodes. That’s one of the benefits for signing up as a premium subscriber at Apple podcast O. Put up your purple podcast app and they’ll be like, hey, premium subscription. You could be like, try it out for a month. It’s free for a month, and then if you like it, you get the episodes ad free and a little bit early.
By a little bit early, that’s usually around four pm Eastern, the day before official release, and the weekend episodes are usually up on Friday morning, and it’s five bucks a month, and it’s a nice frictionless way to support the show, because you’ll set it and forget it, and then I’ll get five dollars minus apples cut once a month, and I appreciate it. Tonight at the Moonsur Comedy Festival, Live Nude Girls, Wait, What’s this? Last fall, comedians Sarah Sherman, Meghan Statler, and Patty Harrison decided on a whim to do a Halloween theme show together. This story from My San Antonio. They didn’t really have time to write materials, so they grabbed a bunch of costumes and mostly winged it.
Statler said it went so well that we were like, if we actually plan to get cool things together, maybe we have to do it. So tonight the Live Nude Girls tour kicks off at the Paramount Theater.
Also today, a ton of shows.
I won’t read them all, but here’s one at eleven am, The Sclar Brothers six o’clock at the Creek in the Cave. Jfl’s New Faces. I didn’t realize they were doing a New Faces at Moontower. Very very interesting. I had no idea about that.
Hmmm. I have clicked on the link. No news as to who the new Faces are very interesting. Maria Bamford’s a headliner at state Side at seven, the wonderfully titled We Are Having Gay Sex is the Creek in the Cave At eight, Ashley Gavin, Mattie Weener Eesa Medina and Monet x Change. Bobby Kelly’s your headliner at the state Side at nine thirty.
Break in the Cave ten o’clock. Big Jay Okerson hosts What’s Your Effing Deal? Justin Silver Ian Bag Joe List not a bad night there. Let’s see what’s happening at Nashville. Solid night there with Nick Schwartzon playing the War Memorial Auditorium at seven, Miss Pat at seven at Zani’s, David Spade at the Rhyman at eight, and Ali Sadiq at Zany’s at nine thirty.
And don’t forget the Milbourne International Comedy Festival. Nicky Britten show is called Getting Out in front of It. Let’s listen. I read an article recently that apparently living a is worse for your health than smoking. I thought I was being healthy my whole life abstaining from smoking.
What an idiot, because I’ve also lived by myself for the last ten years, and apparently on balance I’m worse off good. I should have been sucking on the sigies the whole time, honkin on the vipes. Should have run my mouth around a meth pope. At least i’d have a sense of community. I’d be adding years, losing teeth, but adding years.
So that was a little rough, and I let it go along looking for a laugh there. I’ll remind you, I’m not picking the clips. These are the clips that are being spotlighted on the website. So sorry, Nicky Britten, Yeah, move on from sixth Tone. A female Chinese comedian has received mixed reviews online after videos of her sharing her experience of a sexually transmitted infection during a set continue to attract attention.
She goes by the stage name Manga with two g’s in there, and she described as she was infected with HPV virus. Some have labeled her indecent for openly sharing about her sex life. Manga said, I’m scared to read comments from the audience because I know there will definitely be some slut shaming. But I won’t stop my stand up comedy because if all those malicious attacks, this is about me. This is what I want to talk about.
The Windsors. That’s a sitcom on Channel four in the UK. It’s returning for a fourth season. Harry Enfield or Prize’s role as King Charles. They haven’t started filming yet.
They were beginning to work on it and then Queen Elizabeth passed away and then they thought, hm, we should probably regroup here. And that is your comedy news for today. Follow Polace Intrigue wherever you get your shows. Follow Daily Comedy News wherever you get your shows in those places include Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Wherever you get your shows.
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