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The Shark Deck. Oh man, is it Christmas already? Hi? I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Adam Sandler is back on sour Huh.
If you listen every day, you know how funny I find Adam Sandler. I cannot wait twenty five city tour, the I Missed You Tour, and we don’t have to wait long. It kicks off in Vancouver on October twelfth. Adam Sadler promises surprise guest will join him. Variety says, while Adam Sandler is a much love screen actor, and boy are his film’s fantastic?
You remember Sandler got his start as a comedian doing stamp right, Can I tell you for real? I mentioned I host the weekly comedy thing over on the Live one app and I program the comedy stations over there. The things that do the worst with the audience, and I mean the worst are Adam Sandler comedy bits. Anytime I add one of them to the rotation, I get, I run the report and it’s like people are like skipping it. They can’t even sit through it.
So it’s not just me anyway. Adam Sandler’s October twelfth Vancouver is doing a lot of back to backs. Thirteenth in Seattle, fourteenth in Portland, fifteenth in Nampa, Idaho at the Fort Idaho Center Arena. Not familiar with Nampa. Sixteenth spoke Can then a day off, then another run the eighteenth, San Jose, the nineteenth state line, Nevada, Fresno on the twentieth, Palm Desert on the twenty first, a day off, Anaheim on the twenty third.
Then he’s taking two weeks off, six straight days, or it seems like he’s doing six nights. One off Toronto, Rochester, New York at Washington, DC, Milwaukee, Minneapolis, Des Moines day off November fifteenth, Indianapolis, then Memphis, little Thanksgiving breaking there, then back on the road December two, Vegas, Salt Lake, San Antonio, Thackerville, Oklahoma, not to be confused with Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, where he’ll be the next night, Oklahoma loving Adam Sandler apparently Wichita on the tenth, and the final show for now unless he adds more dates, Denver, Colorado on the twelfth. I cannot wait, there’s next one. I was bringing the show and I was like what from Variety. Derek Smalls, the legendary bassist with the ultimate heavy metal band Spinal Tap.
You know what that is? Right. He’s returned with a brutally contemporary new single called must Crush Barbie, described as an excoriating attack on the pink sensation. The advocate of everything pink and fluffy. Barbie, the self described embodiment of lukewater Warm, reaches boiling point with Small’s first track in five years.
The song is available now, Let’s listen, big new stink too Much Take Derek Small’s variety says, who may or may not be actor Harry Shearer, co star of nineteen eighty four, is this is spinal tappication? Not getting the joke here, Derek Small says, I been spending the last year or so as brand ambassador for brugal Coin, the Dutch cryptocurrency. Since it was cratering this pass spring, I was following the news more than usual, which is where I got bombarded by all the barbibs. I don’t know which angered me more, but it’s really hard to write a song about crypto, but the overwhelming shroud of pinkness definitely deserved a major pricking, and that’s where I came in. They also shared Derek Small’s official biography.
Derek was born one April quote, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, having to endure growing up as an April fool’s baby. His father, Donald Duff Smalls, raised Derek after his mother, Dorothy, left home to join a traveling all girls jazz band called the Hotton Toddies That’s Ready. While Derek had a quiet school career in his hometown of Milford on the River Knoll in the West Midlands, Duff carried on his work as a telephone handset sanitizer, working for the pioneering film in the trade Xantophone until it was absorbed by the former British Telecom, primarily according s reports at the time, for its robust bill collecting operation. There’s like seven more paragraphs of this. I’ll get back to this on Sunday because I have a lot to cover today.
Bill Maher getting into with Keith Filberman. Why Bill Maher has decided that Real Time with Bill Moore will return despite the ongoing writers strike. Keith Olberman tweeted, without writers, the new weekly scab all caps edition of Real Time with Bill Maher will be eighty three seconds long. As somebody who’s known you since nineteen seventy eight. F you Bill, you selfish and unfunny.
I’m trying to think of a way to clean this up, a bag that would have scum in it. He didn’t really clean it up, John, did you? No? I didn’t whatever.
All right, let’s just read it.
F you Bill, you selfish and unfunny, scumbag. That’s how Keith Hilpriman probably wants that read. TV writer Jennifer Gross posted, can’t wait to tell my son there won’t be Christmas this year because Bill Maher and a bunch of talk show hosts who couldn’t stay away from the limelight prolonged to strike that was gaining ground and are putting countless writers, actors and crew and financial peril and definitely Bill Maher and his announcement said it’s time to bring people back to work. The writers have important issues that I sympathize with and hope they’re addressed to their satisfaction. But they’re not the only people with issues, problems, and concerns.
He noted he will honor the spirit of the strike by not doing a monologue at desk piece, new rules or editorial. The Writer’s Guild called Bill Moore’s announcement disappointing and added, if he goes forward with his plan, he needs to honor more than the spirit of the strike. Bill Moore is obligated as a WGA member to follow the strike rules and not perform any writing services. It’s difficult to imagine how Real Time with Bill Mark can go forward without a violation of w GA strike rules taking place. WGA will be picketing this show.
Frasier is Back, Baby. Paramount Plus has released the official trailer for the Fraser reboot Kelsey Grammer, Please Fraser. The new series follows Frasier in the next chapter of his life. Blah blah blah, Boston blah blah blah, new challenges, new relationships, blah blah blah. I’ve told you about this several times.
Jack Cutmore Scott plays Frasier’s son, Freddie. Freddie’s Got Some Friends. Baby new Worth will be back in one episode as Lilith Frasier Paramount Plus October twelfth. In the US October thirteenth, and the rest of the world. The first two episodes will air back to back on CBS Proper on October seventeenth, beginning at nine fifteen pm.
What’s That about there’s probably seventy five minute survivor or something we see in the trailer. Apparently Fresier’s hanging around out at a bar, but no, not that one where all his old friends are. It’s unclear to me why he’s not hanging out at the old place. He’s got new friends and a new bar. Who knows, Maybe like Cliff retired and moved to Cleveland and he still loves Cliff and doesn’t get to see him.
Who knows? A special titled Fresier Inside the Series while they are on October seventh on CBS, giving fans of behind the scenes look at how the new series came together. I could do that special in four seconds money, I will shoot. I still have three seconds left. CBS is like, hey, what should we do?
In late night? They are going to run Comics Unleashed. That’s a show hosted by Byron Allen. If you’ve ever been up late at night, you may have stumbled across this thing. It’s so hey, it’s that good.
That will follow repeats of Stephen Colbert beginning September eighteenth, that’s Monday. For what the network says is a limited run, CBS will air two episodes per night at twelve thirty seven in the spot formerly occupied by the Late Late Show. Comics Unleashed has arity in syndication since two thousand and six. Byron Allen hosts a roundtable discussion with a rotating panel of comedians. Guests have included Sebastian Maniscalco, Tiffany Hattish, gab I Lecias, Cedric Howie, Mandel, Leslie Jones, Wayne Brady, roy Would, Junior Whitney Cummings, Jabe’s Move, Billy Gordell, and Margaret Show.
So that’s like twelve comedians and this thing’s been on since two thousand and six, So in seventeen years, I just listed ten comedians you’ve heard of son. You can stay up late on Monday and watch that one. Big Mouth is also back, Baby Baby, October twentieth for the premiere of the penultimate seventh season. You know big Mouth Inspired by Nick Croll’s Childhood. Big Mouth is about the glorious nightmare that is puberty.
Some of the guest stars in season seven Megan thee Stallion, Stephanie Beatrice, Zach Alafanakis, Randall Park, Chloe Feinneman, Beck Bennett, Zach Woods, Mark Dubless, Paul Sheer, John Daley, and Andy Daley. Welcome to the Yucky part of today’s podcast. Of the next two stories are kind of ikey. I’ll read them verbatim from Yahoo. Tiffany Haddish reportedly was slapped with a one million dollars lawsuit at her recent show in Los Angeles on August twenty eighth.
The lawsuit was served while hosting a comedy event at the Laugh Factory on August twenty eighth by a process server for the girl’s trip. Actress’s former friend, Treza Morris. Morris is the mother of the two children who accused Hattish and fellow comedian Iri Spears of grooming them for a twenty fourteen skit called Through a Pedophile’s Eyes for the comedy site Funnier Die. Morris is suing Hattish and Spears for defamation following the aftermath of a previous lawsuit brought by her children, who were fourteen and seven at the time the skit was filmed. The teenage girl claimed that Hannish coached her on how to simulate fallacio while eating a subway sandwich.
The skit also featured Spears rubbing oil on the young boy’s back and lusting after the child while looking at him through holes in a newspaper. The lawsuit was eventually dropped by the plaintiffs, but Morris, who has paid a fifteen thousand dollars settlement from Spears’s claiming that the two comedians labeled her as an extortionist, can read more about that story on Yahoo and from the av Club. I’ll also read this verbatim. Rick and Morty creator Justin Royland is now facing accusations of using his fame to course young women and teens into sex. NBC News Cat ten Barge published text messages and social media dms between Royland and his various accusers, and a revealing and disturbing report that includes accusations of sexual assault, grooming, and coercion.
Royland has denied the charges through his lawyers, saying the allegations were false and defamatory. You can go on the Avy Club and they’ve got some of the text messages. I choose not to go there or read any of them. Let’s do something more fun and pop on over to Gossip Corner from KOI. N will Farrell was in Portland again on September ninth.
He was catching the soccer Timbers two LAFC. Zero was one of the owners of LAFC. He probably wasn’t happy. Gossip Corner Koi N tells us after the game, Will Farrell was seen performing a mostly unscheduled stand up set at the Mcmanamans Wringlers NX in Southwest Portland. Mcmeneman’s employee may And told KOI N that Will perform about ten minutes of material.
Now, what’s a mostly unscheduled stand upset is that Will might come by sometime between midnight and midnight. I don’t know what that is. Morgan, the employee said, We’re pretty close to the stadium and Will Ferrell walked in earlier that day to grab a drink. He noticed that we had comedy that night and asked it would be able to stop in for a quick stand up set. Ah, that’s why it’s sort of scheduled, got it.
We let him know we couldn’t make any promises. Really, who was possibly performing? Hey, can Will Farrell get ten minutes now? I’m sorry, Johnny banana Is and Crash Kurigliano are performing tonight. We don’t have any time for Will Farrell.
I’m sorry, mister Chappelle, Rock and Seinfeld won’t make any time for that could actually be the lineup. You could have actually had Seinfeld, Rock and Chappelle. And if Will Ferrell shows up and goes, can I do ten, They’re all gonna go, yeah, of course, what are we talking about. We let him know we couldn’t make any promises, but we couldn’t see how our host would ever say no. You think we weren’t entirely sure he would come through.
But after about fifteen minutes or comedy started, he walked in. Tim Dillon has kicked off a tour. By the way, I’ve mentioned I really liked Tim Dillon’s podcast and someday Tim Dillon’s gonna step on a landmine. I’m gonna deny I ever said that on a recent episode he had on a politician. I’m not even going to tell you who it is, because the point isn’t the politician’s politics.
It’s just, hey, Tim Man, I love you, but you’re not Joe Rob. It just when you do your thing where you just monologue and make fun of the news, when you’re sitting down on the politician having a pretty serious interview, what are you doing? Don’t do that? Tim Dillon. The American Royalty Tour kicks off tonight Charlotte.
Then he’ll hit Lexington, Cincinnati, Devenport, Iowa, Des Moines, Iowa, Comedy, hotbat Out There, Omaha, Wheatland, California, Sacramento, i Guess, Rochester, Munhall, Pennsylvania, Detroit. In December ninth, Toronto’s and Meridian Hall. Nikki Glaser continues the Good Girl Tour that started back in January, but we have some new dates. She’s in Chicago tonight as the Chicago Theater Fans Plastic Venue. Then off to Peoria, Englewood, New Jersey, over by Me, Prior Lake, Minnesota, Calgary, Nappa, Wheatland again, San Francisco, San Diego, Milwaukee, Riverside, Iowa, Lawrence, Kansas, which I always think of, remember the day after That’s what I always think of.
One night here, Lawrence, Kansas, Boston, Baltimore, Rohobeth Beach. Maybe she’ll see the President there, Atlantic City, Portland, Rama, Ontario at the Casino, Rama Love It, Munhall, Pennsylvania, Wow, Munhall, Pennsylvania, getting everybody, Detroit and Denver. On New Year’s Eve, Brittany Corney is taping a special on Sunday at King’s Comedy Club in Raleigh. She’s a writer on Audible’s upcoming podcast Networking for Introverts with a porn and unchula and controversial father Ted co creator Gran Lennhan was out performing again. He’s going to write a book about his TV career and recent notoriety as critic of the transit right movement.
Sough Crowd is the name of the book. It will chart his life since his sitcom success. He did a set the other night and was given a stay ending ovation by parts of the audience. That’s funny, but it was only his eighth gig and it showed he initially fumbled with the mic. He was doing a bit about Frankenstein and he stopped it when he realized it wasn’t going well.
A chunk of the crowd left when Lenahan finished, so it was clear where they come from. But apparently he hasn’t really put together a cohesive live set, and then headliner Andrew Lawrence had to go on that sucks. Oh sorry, Andrew, and that’s your comedy needs for today. Follow the show for free on Apple, podcast, Spotify, YouTube, wherever you get your shows. Thanks to DraftKings for supporting today’s show, and I’m gonna go sit on Ticketmaster and get Adam Sandler tickets right No,