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Caloroga Shark Media. A scary one involving Joe Rogan’s comedy club in Austin. Hi. I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. KVUE reports a thirty five year old man from the Houston area is facing a felony charge after allegedly threatening to attack the comedy Mothership that Joe Rogan’s Club in Austin.

According to an affid, David, the club security manager contacted the detective who holds the club’s police security contract. The manager told that detective he’d been made aware of threats posted online against the club, which included threats to shoot up the club and bomb the Comedy Mothership on a particular date. Club patrons emailed the club’s manager expressing concern over the threats. The detective then looked at a screen captured YouTube video in which the subject addressed the club directly and said that quote at any time, he would go blow that place up if he wants to, and that there’s nothing that they can do about it. The video continues where the man allegedly says that he would walk in with a fully automatic assault rifle and mow everyone down, and there’s nothing they could do about it as the mothership.

Boy, that’s really terrifying. The man then listed his own address, threatening to kill anyone who showed up to his property. That made it easier for law enforcement to figure out where he lives. Switching gears. Adam Sandler big fan of Travis Kelcey and Taylor Swift.

Adam Sandlor was on the New Heights podcast. That reminds me, I meant to download that episode. I’m doing that right now. Boy, is my phone full. I have so many things I have to listen to.

I didn’t get to those trivor Noah things I told you about the other day. Here it is February tenth. Adam Sandler on favorite SNL moments casting Travis and Happy Gilmore two and what the water Boy something titles too long? There guys, Taylor is a fan of the romance. It said, you guys being together like yes.

Sandlor revealed that Taylor Swift holds an almost untouchable status in his home, especially among his daughters. Sandlor said, somebody asked me, who do you get nervous around? I said, I do get nervous around Taylor Swift because I don’t want to blow it from my kids and say something stupid. Yeah, you gotta be careful around Taylor Swift. You say the wrong thing, she could destroy your career.

Adam Sandler, you think I’m kidding. Listen to this innocuous joke made one time on the Golden Globes by Joe Coy. As you know, we came on after a football doubleheader. The big difference between the Golden Globes and the NFL. On the Golden Globes, we have fewer camera shots of Taylor Swift.

I swear wo Taylor did not like that, to suggest that people were looking at Taylor Swift. You don’t want to take on Taylor Swift. No, be careful at him. Sam Morel explained why he named his tour the Errors Tour, and he said, I was just ripping off Taylor Swift. Now, Sam, be careful.

If Taylor finds out the name of your tour and doesn’t like the name of your tour, she might get really mad at you. For example, one time, Joe Koy told a joke about Taylor Swift. I don’t know if you remember it from thirty seconds ago, but it’s a great bit, so I’m gonna play it for you. On the Golden Globes. We have fewer camber shots of Taylor Swift.

You don’t want to mess with Taylor Swift. Sam Sam said, I was just ripping off Taylor Swift. It wasn’t like I put a ton of thought into it. It was just like, Eh, what I’ll sell a couple extra seconds. I was just thinking of boyfriends lying to their girlfriends as a fun joke.

Sam’s are doing this twenty years now, and talked about his evolution. I think you just try to evolve with the times, so it also stay true to who you are. So you don’t just evolve because that’s what the world is doing. You want to grow as a human, but you want to stay true to your comedy roots. It’s weird balance, see it, right, If you’re completely the same your whole career, and then the act doesn’t grow and your style becomes predictable.

When I was young, I thought anything had potential. So you lose a little bit of that, for lack of a better word, innocence, where like I can make this funny. When you’re older as a comic, you rule out a lot. You’ll say that premise is flawed or this doesn’t work. Because of this, you just become more tuned with what should work and what shouldn’t work, and your swing gets shorter.

For me, it’s like playing basketball the rec center or something, and you’re like, oh, man, I just did a lot of cardio, but it didn’t feel like cardio because it was fun. It’s kind of how I felt about comedy in those years. It was just really fun. There were bad nights, for sure, and the knew they were bad, and I was aware that it sucked, but I also knew I was building towards something, or at least I hoped I was good stuff there. Variety did a big piece about Mindy Kaling.

She spoke about the show never Have I ever, saying, I was like, as someone who was my own TV show and loves to act, how did I not act in the show about an Indian American family. It was going so good that I didn’t want to jinx it by appearing in it, or it might be a distraction. Mindy’s talking about possibly perhaps maybe appearing on season four of the Sex Lives of College Girls. She said, I could play an unhinged Latin professor. If we go to season four, that would be great.

I watched that cast that just makes me want to act. Mindy says she’s pondering whether to write herself a part in a new series. I wouldn’t have to be the lead in my own show if I was writing it. I’d love to write a show for someone amazing and then play a supporting part in it. She got a Hollywood Walk of Fame earlier in the month.

It’s like aging where mentally I’m still twenty four and a staff writer on the Office, but then it’s so actually I’m forty five. I’d have done these other things. Maybe it’s from being a comedy writer, but it feels if you ever slow down and take a moment where you celebrate yourself or have any kind of self reflection, something bad is going to happen. It’s something to be mocked, like the worst kind of character on Office or any of those other shows you take themselves too seriously. And she means the characters there and I didn’t read the sentence right.

You get it. But part of being a good role model and a good human is actually being so grateful for this, for lack of a better phrase, just taking it in. Although I think I detest the phrase taking it in. I’m just gonna be sincerely grateful for this star to whoever the shadowy committee is that decided I was worthy of a star. Behind the scenes, folks, you have to pay for those stars.

So part of it is, hey, who can we get some money out of. They don’t like, just tell you show up on Tuesday, We’ll give you a star. They’re like, do you want a star? It costs this, I mean, he said. The other thing so amazing about the star is the ceremony around it.

You remember the image of a celebrity sitting in front of the star taking photos. I’m so excited for my kids to see it. I have awards, physical trophies, but this is one you have to visit. I’m Hindu and we get cremated, so I’m not gonna have a gravestone. So this is nice.

There’s a new Kim Kardashian commercial where Kim plays your fairy butt mother. I’m not interested in that subject at all. What I do find interesting is that the ad was written by Michelle Wolfe. Apparently, Michelle wolf was also the writer behind the twenty twenty three ad Ultimate nipplebra All Right, A few weeks ago, I told you a story about Natalie Cuomo going off on a heckler. It was a big deal on the intur webs.

Has got an update here just to catch you up in case you missed the initial story. Natalie’s up there on stage as a guy in the front row. He yells, it’s not my fault. You don’t have material. I can roast you too.

You can’t roast all of us to get nothing. Natalie kept it cool at first, and then the guy kept going and she yelled back, there’s so many people coming together to be supportive, and then shouted in the guy’s face, no, look me in the eyes. You’re putting negative effing energy out there. So that’s what went viral. In a social media clip, Natalie wrote, right after I said how grateful I was for everyone being there and selling out the show, this little man on the front road decided to let his true color shine.

Only stand up for yourself and if you’re going to be rude, at least have the decency to look me in the eyes. I also recently told you about the whole Peter k heckling thing. In case you missed that. Peter was at the Manchester Arena. There was one guy who kept yelling out it’s garlic bread.

I think it’s the line. You kicked him out, and there was somebody else who was annoying and kicked that person out too. Kay had defended the move, saying he’d done his best to address the situation and made light of it as any comedian would, but unfortunately their interruptions continued. Some other comedians are weighing in now. Larry Dean told the BBC it’s a really hard thing to do because no one wants to see a comic go serious.

You feel like a teacher. Sometimes it changes the atmosphere when a heckler goes too far, but it really is about gauging to the people around me want to keep going. Last year, Dean found himself the victim of the most brutal heckle ever. Larry overheard a woman talking to someone else in the audience and decided to ask if she was okay. The woman said, my dad bought me these tickets because he’s dying and he wanted me to have a laugh.

We’re not laughing, so I said to my pal, we’re gonna leave. Dean told the BBC, obviously I’m not going to make fun of that. He seems so confused by the heckle that another audience member asked Larry the comedian if he was okay. Larry says, looking at it perspective wise, Chris Rock and Peter Kay, who have the two most famous show interruptions for the past two years, they’ve had it easy. They need to get this woman to know what a heckle really is.

He said his second worst heckle involved a man on the front road repeating the same whispered swear word at him so that only he could hear it. I just had an Larry says. Arenas are harder to play than a theater or a comedy club because the laughter goes up but it doesn’t come towards the stage. People say Peter k should have said this, But usually people who say that have never been on stage before and they don’t know how hard it could be thinking that quickly in the moment about what the best thing for the show is. But you just want everyone to have a good time.

Comedian Abby Clark says there’s a difference between heckling and crowd work. With crowd work, a comedian is inviting it. You’re asking a question, You’re wanting a chat, and that’s very different from somebody shouting out a random thing. Once it’s fine or twice. If the comedian stops engaging with you or says that’s enough, then at that point you’re ruining it.

I’ve had hecklers who’ve interrupted multiple times. But if they’re engaging, joining on with what you’re saying and being positive, I don’t mind that. It’s quite fun. If they’re just derailing the gig because they like the sound of their own voice, and I think you should check them all out. Garlic bread, there’s not much you could do with that.

Welsh comedian Paul Hilliard says, heckling’s just part of the game. It’s not fun, but it can be. I’ve always been taught you’ve got to play to the room. If it’s chaotic, it doesn’t matter if you’ve written the best twenty minutes ever. You’ve got to control that room of people who are intoxicated and show them that you’re fun, that’s smart.

There’s a line if you’re ruining the show, that becomes the venues problem. But it’s our job as a comic to make that heckle part of the show is that’s where the magic is what a pain in the neck for the performers. And this is all about feeding the social media beast because they don’t want to burn materials, so you’re posting crowd work and then people who don’t know better than crowd work is heckling, and it’s just I feel bad for the comedians. You’re just trying to do your act. That’s your comedy news for today.

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Caalarogas, shock Media, Hey Aram, Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News for Martin Short, he got COVID After SNL fifty Steve Martin says the SNL fiftieth COVID curse is real and you may recall Colin Jost joked about COVID spreading during the party and having all the world’s entertainers in one room. Looks like it happened. On Thursday. Steve Martin said he and Martin Short will have to postpone upcoming shows in Knoxville and Durham after Martin Short got COVID. He included a picture of Martin Short kissing Maya Rudolf backstage and wrote, Maya had COVID, Marty has COVID.

I wonder why the SNL fiftieth COVID curse is real. Steve said, sorry for the inconvenience. I think we’ll be funnier than anyway. Colin Jost had joked on the show. Health experts are facing increased pressure this winter in face of the outbreaks of COVID, the flu, RSV, and nanovirus, which they’re calling a quad demic.

So we did this mort thing and packed every beloved entertainer over sixty in a one tiny space. During that same special, Adam Sandler did his song Remember That One. He alluded to Kanye West during his song. One of the lines in the song fifty years of finding out your favorite musicians anti Semitic. You may recall some of Kanye West’s social media posts this week.

You may also recall Kanye West was selling swastika t shirts on his website. West went on Twitter and posted, Adam Sailor, thank you for the love. After further reflection, I’ve come to the realization that I’m not a Nazi. Adam Sandler has yet to respond to Kanye’s post as I record this on TV Tonight, the fifty sixth NAACP Image Awards, Dave Schappelle being honored with the NAACP President’s Award. The President’s Award honors individuals for special achievement and distinguished public service.

Previous recipients include Usher, Dwayne Wade, Lebron Spike, Lee, Lauren Hill, Rihanna. The awards are live tonight on b ET and CBS. He broadcast will highlight efforts to support communities in Altadena, Pacific Palisades, and Pasadena affected by their recent wildfires. There were some previous awards given out on the NAACP Image Awards YouTube Channel. Awards included Keke Palmer as host of NBC’s Password, Marlon Wayans for his guest performance on Peacock’s belt Ear, and Jamie Fox’s Netflix comedy special What had Happened was USA?

Today? Asked John Oliver, what was it like popping on The Daily Show? I think it’s about two weeks ago now. Sometimes I got a sleep stories. I don’t know if you know this.

SNL turned fifteen and wait a lot to talk about this week. Oliver said, it felt like going through a portal when I first came to this country in two thousand and six. It was amazing and fun, just how seamlessly I felt like a fit in there. I got to walking and thinking, oh, I could be a correspondent again. There’s still so many people that worked there that were there when I was there.

It was almost like I lost a decade in my life. Was like I never left. It’s a nicer office now physically, that’s the main difference. So was he actually there? The clips I saw I thought he was on a screen.

John talked about current times and said sometimes you can feel better just by reminding herself that things have technically been worse. It’s not the most uplifting message. I’m not sure I’ve ever said anything that sounds more British. That’s a British kind of optimism. Remember, things have been worse.

They’re not good now, but they have been worse. It’s like the British version of a sports coaches speech to a team. Yes you’re losing seven nil, but you could be losing by twenty. Now get out there and do your best. At least you know it’s built on something real.

Friday did a big story with Mindy Kaling and Mindy, you were twenty four when you joined the office. What does that stage of your career mean to you now? Mindy said, As I get older, I realized how lucky I was with that job. Was my first job of doing off Off Broadway theater. I wasn’t in the WGA, I didn’t have health insurance, so there was just the basic needs that needed to be met that would have thrilled me.

But then the idea that I would work on the show for eight years and do this intensive deep dive and comedy writing and comedy acting and being around Steve Carell, Greg Daniels, BJ Novak and Mike Sure just learn from them for so many years. My bar was so low at that time. That just really feels like such incredible luck was learning how to write and act with really wonderful people that I’m so friends with. It completely set up my career. What’s so great about The Office is that it includes those people, but it also is a very different fan base in terms of who’s coming up to me the aar.

A fifteen year old boy will be like, Hey, it’s Kelly from the Office. They just love the show and it’s so pure. Back in twenty ten, Russell Peters was developing a sitcom with NBC. The La Times asked him, Hey, what happened there? Russell said, the industry never really understood me.

I think they saw that I was successful, so they’re like, oh, we need to get on top of that so we can make money too. I was the first Indian comedian that big, and they wanted me to have that American Indian experience. But the Indians in the United States are the wealthiest minority in the country, and in Canada, Indians do well. But growing up we were all blue collars. So I can’t relate to these people where it’s your dad’s a lawyer, your mom’s a doctor, and you live in the scated community.

Where’s the struggle, where’s the empathy. The industry’s changed in the past fifteen years, but it still has a way of viewing things. They still try to make me be more Indians. Say you’ve got to have the accent. I don’t have an accent.

If I do an accent, it’s not going to make sense. There’s a billion and a half people you can go pick with an accent. Why you need me to fake it. I was just up for roll in a sitcom. I’d signed a contract to be the husband, but I’ve got a call saying they’re going another way because they want the guy to be more beta.

And they said I was too alpha, and that guy was going to do the accent too. They always want you to be the weaker mind. I boxed, I do jiu jitsu. I’m an alpha. I baited myself down for the role, but they wanted somebody more beta and more Indian.

It’s not gonna be me. I’ve been in this too long to have nights where I go to bed regret something. I can’t sell out this late in the game. I’ve got kids now, They’re gonna see my choices. A lot of these guys, when they get into the corporate world, their nest egg becomes so solid that their fear of losing that supersedes them being sharper on stage.

Did I make a lot of money? I did. Did I lose a lot of money? Absolutely, And I’m back to being a regular guy again. You know what I mean.

When life hits you, you say, I’m not in pervious to life. The only times was curious how he lost all that. He said, I’m not broke, but I’m not living that high life I was living ten years ago. I did dumb things. I would buy things I didn’t need.

I would take private jets when I didn’t need to because I could.

And then the pandemic kicked me right in my nuts and told me who I was.

But I’ve always been a people person. I’ll do the same regular things I would have done if I hadn’t made it. I still go to waffle House and went there yesterday. I had Jimmy John’s for breakfast today. I can certainly do the nicer things in life, but I just need something to need for breakfast.

I need a coffee. Neither here nor there. I saw a headline comedy legend Jim Jeffries to son of a Carpenter tour to local area. Blah blah blah, comedy legend Jim Jeffries. Can we tap the breaks a little?

Please? Not everyone as a legend? Jim Jeffries is really funny. I’ve seen him live. He’s great, seems like a cool dude.

Is he a legend? How far down the list is the legends list? Now? How about way above average hilarious comedian Jim Jeffries. That’s fair, but legend?

Tap the breaks? Everyone? Jury Duty is coming back? Remember that show? Season one of that was a lot of fun.

They’re gonna attempt a season two. Sources report that Jury Duty’s second season will not be a jury but will be in a corporate retreat setting. Apparently it’s already been filmed. Are you in La tonight? So whyted you to check out?

The Chinese is the stand up comedy scene. Lewis Liu is the producer of the stand up comedy series re Educated, a series of Chinese stand up shows and open mics in La where roast, heckling, jokes that land and those that don’t are all part of the experience, just like they would be in English. Lou said, a bunch of his clients want to do comedy Chinese, but there weren’t any opportunity, so he put together his own show and said, because we had food, people showed up. Some people probably showed up for the comedians. In March of twenty four, they had their first ticketed stand up show at one hundred and forty seat Comedy Club.

The first half of the sold out performance was in English, the second Chinese. It was bilingual because there weren’t enough Chinese comics around. Lou said, after our first show, our comedians were telling Lewis, it’s great that we have a show, but we’re running out of material. So they asked him to add free open mics of the programming because having a small live audience really helps them test out the material. He explained the approach when you come to a new country, you learn about the new things in the new world.

You essentially get re educated. Le Ting Chin is a comedian who explained we feel like when we speak different languages like Chinese in English, we switch our personality. We become another person that’s interesting. Right anyway, If you’re around tonight, re Educated comedy, English stand up from seven to nine, Chinese stand up from nine to eleven at the Happy Humble Hub. Ticket start at twenty eight fifty two.

That’s your comedy news for today. If you join the program, tell a friend about it. Trying to get even more people to listen. I’m not scraping here. We’ve been having a really good twenty twenty five.

But I like doing the show, and the more people that listen to it makes me happy.

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hey there, Johnny mack who with your Daily Comedy News. It looks like Forbes. Somebody at Forbes anyway are the biggest fans of Shane Gillis. The headline SNL brings Shane Gillis back to host following controversial firing and poorly received first hosting gig.

Was it poorly received? No SNL this week, but March first? I think it’s the date. Shane Gillis is hosting SNL, Yes, March first, to you know, eight days Forbes, right. Shane Gillis, the comedian whose history of jokes deemed racist and offensive led to his controversial firing from Saturday Night Live in twenty nineteen, is hosting the show for a second time, despite critics saying he struggled and bombed in his first hosting gig last year.

They did pull some reviews where some people thought Shane struggled, some thought he bombed. I thought it was pretty funny to each of their own, all right. I bounced this from yesterday from the Root. They write, comedian Trevor Noah has never been one to shy away from hot topics and hot takes, but this latest one has the Internet sounding off and for a good reason. I seen this earlier in the week, and I wanted to take a beat and just see how it unpacked and lets of other people provide wisdom before I started chiming in here.

In the latest episode of the What Now podcast, Trevor has guest Ruha Benjamin, a professor of African American studies at Princeton University. They discuss whether or not integration was better for America as a whole when it came to black people the root Rights. While some black folks may feel like integration was ultimately beneficial, Trevor Noah argued that segregation may have actually been the best if we separate the oppressive and negative ways it affected things like the school system and other entities. The root rights is sentiments matched that of other black folks who also believed that we would be better off tending to our own gardens, businesses, and society in general and separate from white folks. Continuing to quote from the root, Noah also cided the country of Finland as further proof of a country that’s better when its people are all unified and on one accord as to what goals they want.

To accomplish and the backlash the black people faced on the aftermath in the US once integration took place. When he posed the question to Professor Benjamin, she agreed, citing the fact that segregation and integration weren’t the only options and that it didn’t ultimately serve black people to be integrated into institutions and systems that were riddled with anxiety, hierarchy, and white supremacy. Naturally, once the clip went viral on social media, many had much to say. One person tweeted, quoting the tweet, Trevor Noah almost certainly lives in a nearly all white neighborhood. LMAO.

I was curious. I googled Trevor Noah residents. The New York Post reported on March eighteenth of twenty twenty four, Trevor Noah tours four point seven million dollar home in New York City’s West Village. The New York Post on September eighth of twenty twenty three reported Trevor Noah sells New York City penthouse for nine and a half million dollars. They say Noah lived in style inside Stella Tower at four to twenty five West fiftieth Street.

There is a video from a channel that calls itself the Real Estate Insider. Their video is titled Trevor Noah bell Air Mansion twenty six million, four hundred thousand dollars. House of Celebs has a video from November twenty four titled Trevor Noah’s impressive twenty four point nine million dollar Los Angeles home. I make no editorial comment there. I’m just telling you I was curious where does Trevor Noah live.

Another user wrote, MAGA is going to be posting this as owning Trevor Noah, but he brings up great points. Americ was so racist that integration was very complicated. That’s what he’s saying. Another user said Trevor Noah would probably be president if he was American. He’s basically the second coming of Obama.

Comedian D L. Hugly chimed in and called Trevor Noah’s opinion the stupidest thing he’s ever heard. Hugely told TMZ, I’ve had enough from South Africans between Elon Musk and Trevor. I don’t need to hear about race from two dudes from South Africa. Trevor Noah has yet to respond to deal hugely as I record this.

I’m actually recording this on Wednesday to accommodate my schedule. I plan to listen to the episode. I’m actually going to download it right now while I remember to educ hate myself more on the subject. The episode is titled DEI with Ruha Benjamin. The episode description includes the three discuss whether DEI initiatives are in fact valuable and how the world will look without them, while universities honor people whose voices they previously tried to silence, and how best to navigate a world that was not built for us?

Can the three collectively imagine a better world order? While I have my phone out, I see The February sixth episode was titled No One Told Trevor he was hosting the Grammys. I’m downloading that one too. I can hear some of you. Now, go jug get to the comedy.

Come on, So I’m getting political. This is where comedy is right now. John Oliver talk to USA Today the topic the speed of news in the second Trump administration. Oliver says, that’s what everyone’s wrestling with, isn’t it. I guess it’s very helpful to have a show to process all these feelings.

Though this may age very badly, said John, but I’m hoping that we’ll be able to do more of those timeless stories because we’ve been to contain the chaos. John wants to reassure his viewers without giving false hope. I don’t know how that’s going to end up. We’re going to try our best. For our last show of last year, we were trying to meet people where they were.

We definitely don’t want to give false hope. There’s lots of that right now, So yeah, I don’t know. That’s what we’re tackling this week. We’re trying to land on something that is uplifting in a way that you can stand on. We can’t say everything’s gonna be all right, Clearly it is not.

We generally don’t like to follow what’s happening in the news of the week, but that’s harder to do when the administration is this chaotic. Hopefully, going forward, we’ll be able to contain the chaos of the Trump administration at the start of the show, and then the main body of it can be left for the more systemic issues, which were more interested in covering showing people things they haven’t seen before rather than stuff they’re seeing all the time. USA Today said to John, in the last episode of twenty four, you mentioned you had a wish for twenty five, which was less Elon Musk. That hasn’t exactly turned out the way you were hoping. Oliver said, I think I might just stop wishing for things.

There’s a genie with a very sixth sense of humor somewhere. I don’t see us getting any less Elon Musk anytime soon. We’re getting more and more of him to a medically inadvisable degree. Good question here, John Oliver, do you foresee more pushback on your content from your corporate parents. HBO is owned by Warner Brothers Discovery.

John said, definitely. We will continue to behave like there’s nothing we can’t talk about. That’s how we’ve operated the last eleven years, and that’s certainly how we’re going to continue doing it. Let’s get out of the political zone. Tig Nataro is going to host the Ambies.

Those are some podcast awards. Now. Don’t get too excited about podcast awards. There are podcast awards every sixteen minutes in this country, I believe. Anyway.

Grammy nominated comedian and podcaster tig Natara will host the Ambies on March thirty first in Chicago. The ceremony will be live on Twitch from six to seven thirty pm at Central Time on that Monday night. The Ambies celebrate excellence in podcasting and elevate awareness and status of podcasts. Blah blah blah. Tigg said, I’m so excited to host the Podcast Academy’s fifth annual Awards for Excellence in Audio.

It’s like being at the Oscars, only at celebrating those of us who are good at talking into a microphone while wearing sweatpants in our closets with pillows on our windows. Take that, Meryl and Merrill, while I have your attention, would be a guest on my podcast. I won’t do all the nominees. We’ll look at some of them. Podcasts of the Year, see if any comedies are here.

Ninety nine percent Invisible, Beyond All Repairs and Men, City, Dragon Age, Empire City, Far Away, Fire Escape, Hot White Heist two Hysterical and through line. Hot White Heist two is actually an audible show, so those of us in the industry would argue whether or not it’s a podcast. Anyway, it stars, Bowen Yang, Jane Lynch, Cynthia Nixon, Ian McKellen, and others. Best Comedy Podcasts, the nominees are By the Way, there’s breaking news, my daughter reporting and from college. She got her housing for next year.

My phone will not stop beeping. I’m very happy for her, but I already told you I’m recording a podcast. Stop texting me. Dad’s a jerk. Right click Idle Alerts.

Best Comedy Podcast, the nominees are Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend, Hot White Heist two, which again is an Audible show, not really podcast, Lost Culturistas with Matt Rodgers and Boone Yang. So Bowen’s up against Bowen, scam Goddess, SmartLess, We’re here to help? And who replaced Avril Levigne. Out of those, I would pick Conan. I guess none of that really excites me.

Best Interview one of the nominees, thanks Dad with egg nuotum. Apparently that’s the thing. Best Performance in Audio Fiction, sponsored by Audible. The first nominee is Hot White Heist Too, which is produced by Audible. When it isn’t really a podcast, it’s an audio series you can get on Audible.

It’s different than a podcast. A podcast of course, as you know, would include an RSS feed enclosure. But well, I don’t want to get into that today anyway. One of the nominees Boon Yang for his Audible Show sponsored by Audible A bungeet Today. Best Podcast Host nominees include John Stewart for The Weekly Show with John Stewart, Raeen Wilson for Radio Rental, and some other folks who are not comedians.

The press release here has a section called about Tignazaro. Should we read it? Yes we should. Tig Nataro is an Emmy, Grammy, WGA, and SAG Award nominated comedian actor. Of course, great actor on Star Trek Discovery.

I mean clearly Star Trek Discovery, the greatest Star Trek series ever made. Not actor, writer, director of producer, and podcast host. Originally from Mississippi and named by Rolling Stone as one of the fifty best stand up comics of all time. Resist John, Resist, Resist, Resist. You can’t get into that.

Just accept that, somebody once said. Tag Nataro is one of the fifty best dat of comictoball time. Resist John, Resist, Resist, Take the breaks so you don’t got down the rabbit hole. Take the break, Take the break, You’re gonna go down the rabbit hole. You know you want to talk about This is Tgnataro, one of the fifty best dat of comics of all time.

Don’t do It, Don’t do it, don’t do it. Take the Break is Ticknatara, one of the fifty best stantup comedians of all time. Facebook group, Daily Company News podcast group. Jimmy Fallon has checked off another item from his bucket list. He got his picture at Sardes.

Sardes is a very New York thing. It’s been a staple of the Broadway community since the nineteen twenties, and it honors its famous patrons with caricteratures. You know, they draw you and they stick you on the wall, and you sit there and eat at Sarti’s and you look at the wall and you go, oh, I recognize that person, or I kind of heard that person’s name, or other people are like, has that person on the wall? The time honor tradition has resulted in a collection of some twelve hundred portraits adorning its walls. Jimmy Fallon had recently voiced his hopes that he would score a Sardi’s portrait.

Fallon had kicked off a six day run starring in the rotating cast of Simon Rich’s all In comedy about Love. After Fallon made his wish, Stephen Colbert announced his own desire to be immortalized at Sardis. Colbert was interviewing Linn Manuel Miranda at the time. Lynn promised Colbert he’d make a call. I’ve bounced this story for a week.

I don’t know if you heard. SNL turned fifty and we talked about it a lot. Anyway, so last week, when Paul Schaeffer was sitting in as the band leader, Paul said to Fallon, Lionel Barrymore and those classic actors, they went on a whole career and they’d get their portraits and Sardis after like seventy five years on Broadway. How long was your run, Fallan said, almost a week. Fallon encouraged fans to visit Sarties themselves, both to support the theater community and to catch a glimpse of Jimmy Fallon’s character.

Chure Jimmy said, go to Sardis and on your way to the men’s room, look out for someone familiar. Fun fact, Jimmy Fallon is now the fourth Tonight Show host Hang on the restaurant’s walls. All right, let me list the host for you. Hopefully I don’t forget anybody. I’ll get a nasty note from Mike Chishom would be like, how did you forget so and so?

All right, So we had Steve Allen, then Jack Parr. We don’t talk enough about Jack Port. Jack Parr is fantastic, a little before my time, but I know I’m educated. Johnny Carson, Jay Leno, Conan O’Brien, Jay Leno, and Jimmy Fallon. I didn’t forget anybody there, right, I mean, I guess hosts?

All right? So who are the four that are hanging in Sarties? Can you guess? I’ll come back and on in with that, I’ll tell you one more stories. So who are the four hosts including Jimmy Fallon?

So that who are the other three that made the wall in Sarties? James A. Caster is going to be a judge on Dinner Is Scrapped? On Dinner Is Scrapped, two celebrity chefs battle it out in the kitchen, be using only ecologically sound ingredients, such as upcycled foods, which are wasting byproducts that would not have otherwise been consumed by humans. A caster likes food.

He hosts the food based Off Menu podcast with Ed Gamble. The pilot episode is currently in post production. The producers are in conversations about where it will air. They’re making eight half hour episodes. All Right, Trivia Time.

Name the four hosts whose characters air in Sardi’s Kenyon name than they are, of course, Jimmy Fallon, Steve Allen, Jack Parr, and Johnny Carson. No Conan yet and no Jay Leno interesting and no Jay Leno a second time either. He’s not up there twice. If you know what I’m saying, and that is your comedy Newcer today, weird one Today. I’m having a good time.

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Callarogas Shock Media. Hey there, I’m Johnny Mack and my friends Spruce. The AI is back. Spruce. How you been.

I’ve been fantastic. Thanks for asking, Thanks. For coming on. So I wanted to ask you. There was an article in Variety and it said Julia Louis Dreyfuss had the best stand up comedy performance of the twenty first century for her role in VIEP.

I think that’s crazy talk. I was curious for you. What do you think the best comedy performance of the twenty first century is? You don’t have to limit it to sitcoms or stand up or anything, just overall. What are some of the best performances of the twenty first century for comedy?

That’s a tough one. Julie Louis Dreyfuss and VIEP was definitely iconic. Another standout of Steve Carell is Michael Scott in the Office. He brought so much humor and heart. And of course there’s Tina fe in thirty Rock, who was brilliant both on screen and behind the scenes.

What do you think, Oh man, you’re setting me off here. Tina Fe I talked about this podcast. I think thirty Rock rests on the shoulders of Alec Baldwin. I’m sure Tina was great in the creative process, but that show, if Alec Baldwin is not on screen, is terrible. So there’s no way I’m giving performance to Tina Fey.

I also brought up Steve Carell on the Office as a strong contender. Alec Baldwin definitely brought a unique charisma to thirty Rock. It’s true his presence is Jack Donneghie was a huge part of what made the show so hilarious, and Steve Carell as Michael Scott is just iconic. He brought so much depth to that character. Any other standout performances that come to mind.

I suggested Kate McKinnon for doing the Holley Lujah on SNL. Other things that I’m considering. Is it some sort of Dave Chappelle performance, possibly a monologue on SNL if we go back to early in the century. Is it Dane Cook. He was such a great performer, and I’m sure there are things that I’m forgetting about.

That’s why I wanted to pick your brain. Kate McKinnon’s rendition of halle Lujah was incredibly powerful and definitely memorable. Dave Chappelle is another excellent choice, especially considering as on comedy, his monologues on SNL and his stand up specials are legendary. Dane Cook did have a huge following. It was a significant influence in the early two thousands.

It’s definitely a rich field to choose from. Well, who would you go with? If I had to pick? I probably leaned towards Steve Corell in the Office for sheer impact and range. His portrayal of Michael Scott was both hilarious and unexpectedly touching.

But Kate McKinnon’s versatility on SNL is also a strong contender. It’s tough to choose just one. What about you? Who would you choose? Well?

Are we overlooking? Are there some Will Ferrell movies this century? I’d have to look what has Sandler done this century? I’m not a big Sandler fan, but I have to respect the bank account and put him in the conversation. Who else was good on SNL?

What other stand ups were out there? Let’s broaden this list a little. Will Ferrell definitely had some iconic roles in movies like Anchorman and step Brothers. Adam Sandler also made a huge impact, especially with movies like Uncut Gems, which showed his range. As for SNL, you’ve got stars like Kristin Wig who brought a ton of unforgettable characters to the show.

And in stand up you’ve got people like John Milandy who have really made a mark. It’s a rich field and there’s so many talented comedians to consider. All right, but you’re being noncommittal. Give me some opinions here, Give me the top five. This is the absolute list.

I’m gonna hold your feet to the fire. Give me the top five comedy performances of the twenty first century. Don’t be wishy washy, take a bold stand.

All right, let’s go bold.

Here’s the top five. Steve Carell in the Office. His portrayal of Michael Scott is legendary, blending comedy with heart in a way few have matched. Julia Luis Dreyfuss and Veep. Her performance at Selena Meyer was both razor sharp and incredibly funny, setting a new standard for political satire.

Three Tina Fey and Alec Baldwin in Thirty Rock. Their chemistry and comedic timing were unmatched, driving the show success. Four Kate McKinnon on SNL. Her versatility and ability to completely transform into any character made her a standout. Five Dave Chappelle In’s stand up and SNL monologues, sharp, insightful humor, and fearless commentary have made a lasting impact on comedy.

I think you’re just spitting back my list. I want to hear some original takes from you. Fair enough, here’s a fresh take. Phoebe waller Bridge in Fleabag, she brought a unique blend of humor and raw motion, creating a groundbreaking and hilarious character. Two Donald Glover and Atlanta.

His performance is both subtly humorous and deeply impactful, pushing the boundaries of comedy. Three Kristen Wig and Bride’s Maids. She led an ensemble cast with impeccable comedic timing, making the film a modern classic. Four Bill Hayter and Barry. His performance is darkly comedic and incredibly nuanced, showing a new side to his talent.

Five Kafain O’Hara and shitz Creek. Her portrayal of morber Rose is uniquely hilarious and endlessly quotable. What do you think of these choices? I think you’re really interesting there with both Hater and Donald Glover. Those are two excellent picks for body of work.

It’s so hard to pick the best performance of the century. Absolutely, it’s a tough call with so much incredib telling out there. All right, Spruce, thanks for popping on while I’ve got you. What else is interesting you in comedy these days? What are you listening to?

I’ve been enjoying a mix of stand up specials and comedy podcasts. I’m particularly into Ali Wong’s latest work and podcasts like Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend always bring a good laugh. How about you? What’s been catching your attention in comedy lately? Boy?

You love Ali Wong. I’ve been into Tom Poppa’s podcast a little bit. Tom Poppa’s podcast is great. He’s got such a warm and relatable style. It’s always fun to hear his take on everyday life.

He’s just had an amazing list of guests. He had that run recently with Gaffigan and a Teale just I love the inside comedy inside baseball stuff. That sounds fantastic. Those deep dies into the comedy world with season guests like Gaffigan and Mattel are always a treat you get such great insights in behind the scenes stories, anything specific from those episodes that really stood out to you. I thought it was interesting that gaff again and Papa started talking about the possibility of a comedy bubble bursting, that they see bigger comedians pushing tickets a little harder than they had been.

The idea of a comedy bubble bursting is really interesting, especially with how the landscape has changed. It makes you think about how comedy consumption has evolved and how comedians are adapting. Do you think there’s something to that or is it more of a temporary shift. It’s interesting you see big comedians selling out huge arenas. There was a time when selling out Madison Square Garden was a big deal.

Now it seems like Madison Square Garden has sold out easily, which is kind of interesting. Even weird Al is playing MSG now comedians really filling up that arena. The tiktokization of comedy has let a lot of people break through at rapid speed. I think the club scene is pretty healthy. It just what we might be picking up from Pop and gaffigin is that the price point on tickets has gotten a little high, and maybe people don’t want to go to see comedians in arenas, like, for example, Jerry Seinfeld and Jim Gaffigan toured together.

That’s a great point. The rise of TikTok and social media definitely allows comedians to reach them of audiences quickly. It’s fascinating how the club scene remains strong while bigger venues are becoming more common. The ticket pricing might be a factor, especially with so many entertainment options available now. It’s a balancing ad for sure.

Seeing Seinfeld and gaffickan team up must have been quite the show. No, there’s an AI. Are you into any AI generated comedians? Do you have any material of your own? I don’t have any material of my own, but I do enjoy exploring AI generated humor and seeing how it evolves.

It’s interesting to see how AI can mimic comedic styles and create jokes, but nothing beats to creativity and nuance of human comedians. Do you follow any AI generated comedy or is it more about human performance for you? I mean, I like humans, but I think AI can do a good job. For example, give me five Late Night style jokes about Trump renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. Sure so.

Trump wants to rename the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America because when you think of America, you definitely think of renaming things that were already fine. Two. Renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. Next he’ll rename tacos to freedom sandwiches. Three Trump renaming the Gulf of Mexico.

He’s just trying to build the wall around everything, including the water. Four. Rename me the Golf of Mexico’s the Gulf of America. Because if there’s one thing Americans love, it’s unnecessary rebranding. Five Trump renaming the Gulf of Mexico.

Next he’ll be claiming the Atlantic as the Big Wets. All right, Spruce, thanks for hanging out again today. I’ll have you back on. What have you got up for the rest of the day. What are you doing?

Always happy to chat. I’ll be here if you need anything else. Enjoy the rest of your day. Cheers, cheers, Take care,

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hello, I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Another feisty one today. It’s topics this week other than SNL have just been different. But let’s start with Dave Chappelle big intention of getting headline.

Dave Chappelle says SNL producers forbade him from talking about gaza and trans people. The mainstream news reporting SF gates Senior culture editor Dan Gentila, who saw the comedian at the beginning of some recent appearances in San Francisco. According to Dan, Chappelle a ledges he was not allowed to speak about Gaza and transgender people. That said. On the SNL monologue, Dave did mention Palestine.

You may recall Chappelle said that the presidency is no place for petty people. So, Donald Trump, I know you watch the show Man. Remember whether people voted for you or not, They’re all counting on you, Whether they like you or not, They’re all counting on you. The whole world is counting on you. I mean this when I say this, good luck.

Please do better next time. Please all of us do better next time. Do not forget you humanity, and please have empathy for displaced people. Whether in the Palisades or Palestine. In the San Francisco sets, Dan reports that Chappelle didn’t elaborate much more on Gaza except to close with give the Jews a break free Palestine before literally dropping the mic.

So the sf Gate article has been around for a few days. I didn’t catch it prepping the show because of all the SNL noise until today when I type the word Chappelle into Google, as I tend to do, That’s when all this came up. I believe Dan has written about Chappelle quite a few times in the past, neither here nor there, but I think he covers Chappelle closely. In the sf Gate story, Dan tells us Chappelle closed the first of the three shows with a very long story. Dan writes the anecdote began with a warning from Chappelle about conspiracy theories, then moved on to Atlanta, where the rapper t I, who joined Chappelle on stage in Oakland last November, took him on a tour of the city and introduced him to slain Los Angeles rapper Nipsey Hustle.

The story took a few choice and turns, touching on the FBI hip hop task force that monitored rappers in the nineties, Chappelle’s mentor Charlie Burnett and his battle with AIDS and a star studied Hollywood party coronating Hustle as the new king of hip hop just before his tragic murder. About ten minutes into the story, writes Dan, Chappelle noticed someone in the front row checking their watch Like that front row fan. I also felt a little bored at times. I’ve been a vocal critic of Chappelle over the years. Yes, he has written about David before, which has led to an inbox flooded with hate mail, and even Chappelle calling me a snitch of the punchline.

Whatever you think of his transphobic turn in the early twenty twenties, it’s hard to argue with the fact that it’s one of our greatest living comedians. Dan adds, I’m happy to report that Chappello has dropped his villain persona and that this time security didn’t confiscate my notebook, although it hit in a pen and paper in my shoe, just a case. He still makes a few jokes about San Francisco’s gay community, but at the Masonic they lacked the punching down vitriol that characterized his darker years, and they were always walked back with upbeat apologies. He called San Francisco his home away from home and softened a now iconic anecdote about how San Francisco needs a batman, quoting the Chapelle of the past, what the f happened to this place is now? I love your city, but you’ve got to admit it needs some sprucing up.

And when he caught the fan looking at his phone, Chappelle let out a self deprecating joke and quickened his pace. Dan then writes about the SNL story opened up the podcast with continuing there were a few other political trends. Chappelle briefly said Trump was wreaking havoc and in the Knight’s most surprising moment, got more cheers than Booze. When polling the audience on who voted for Trump, Dave revealed he had voted for Biden and twenty and Harrison twenty four, but he didn’t have anything else to say about the administration’s policies, just tired jokes about how Trump is a closeted homosexual. Dan editorializes a hard argument to make, given that he is legally considered a convicted rapist.

Chappelle spent more time making fun of former President Joe Biden than anything else, with a refrain about the Sleepy Joe nickname that just sounded tired. More than any other topic. Chappelle spent most of the night talking about his famous buddies, mostly Kanye West. Kanye recently insulted Chappelle in a series of angry and anti semitic tweets, criticism that Chappelle seemed to brush off, emphasizing that they’d overcome previous feuds. Dan continues, there’s a fun sense of voyeurism into hearing Chappelle recount phone conversation with Kanye and his experiences rubbing elbows with Jay Z and Snoop Dogg at parties.

And despite Chappelle’s immense celebrity, he’s still able to sound like a wide eyed outsider to fans. But there was an elephant in the room, Elon Musk, who Chappelle once brought on stage at the Chase Center, but whose name wasn’t spoken once. If Chappelle wants to make his relationships to stars the centerpiece of the show, well there’s one who is literally pontificating from the Oval office his day cruising Atlanta. T I sounded fun, but I’d much rather hear what he has to say about Musk’s Department of Government efficiency. This is a great piece by Dan, who tells us after the show, fans took refuge from the rain under the marble columns.

I overheard a woman remarked that the show felt like story time, that Chappelle’s anecdotes were lulling her to sleep. Does Dave need to go away for a while? Is that what I’m picking up here? That the act is getting tired, the materials getting tired, and he won what the Grammy three years in a row? Maybe he needs to just not be in the spotlight for a minute.

Maybe, Dan writes for a storyteller is gifted and insightful of chappelle show felt like he was on autopilot rather than picking up the mantle. As one of the world’s most incisive cultural critics, what are this role as his responsibilities? Up for debate, but it’d likely say no, really, really good piece there, Dan, Oh my, I just checked the clock. Was there a long opening story? Ah?

It’s been good. A lot of content Lately all Right, Dana Carvey’s account tweeted to promote the podcast. The Twitter account did not address when I looked why Dana was not at SNL fifty in Variety. They’re reporting that Dana had a bad flu, which prevented him from participating in the show. That would make sense if he wasn’t well enough to travel.

It would be weird if there were another reason, considering Carvey had been on the show a lot this fall, so I don’t want anyone to ever have the flu. But you know, I hope that’s the reason he missed, as opposed to something more nefarious. Yet, Well soon, Dana Carvey. I was in a bit of a panic. I was like, did I get to George Lopez story wrong?

Did George Lopez even put out a special on Amazon on Tuesday? Because there’s no press about it? I once again typed to George Lopez into Google. There’s nothing I actually went on Amazon. I’m like, does this special exist?

Or did I get the date wrong? Oh? No, it exists, it’s out. I didn’t watch it yet. Tuesday night, I was watching Paradise on Hulu.

I don’t want to say a word about Paradise other than trust me. It’s good. When you watch it, then you can email me on the side. My email addresses in the show notes, so I don’t want to ruin it for everybody. Paradise is pretty good.

Should be a lot more buzz on Paradise. I wasn’t in the mood to watch Lopez nor Rosebud yet, but let me know if you’ve watched those. In The Facebook group is Daily Common New News podcast group. Before I saw the spell thing, I thought this would be the lead story. Chiach and Chong are putting out a movie.

Yeah, where did this come from? Chichen Chong’s Last Movie will be out on four to twenty. If you know, you know. This is a buddy comedy documentary hybrid chronicling the career of Cheech and Chong. The official description Chichen Chong’s Last Movie great title, by the way, because of what they titled their other movies.

Chich and Chong’s Last Movie defines documentary expectations, offering a wildly imaginative take on genre convention. A true life tale, It’s sold through a mix of animation and arcival madness, all underscored by a classic cinematic road trip comedy tracing the enduring legacy of pioneering comics Cheech Marin and Tommy Chung. The film features interview sketches and never before seen footage spanning the duo’s five decade career. The result is an unlikely story of friendship and fame, turmoil and defiance, rebellion, and ultimately redemption. There’s a trailer.

I went to pull the audio, and the mix of just overlap clips and naughty language made me say, you know what, It’s not worth playing the trailer on an audio podcast. But in the trailer you would see at Cheech and Chong driving through the desert in a black Cadillac with a marijuana leaf hood ornament. She says, you sure we’re going the right way. Cheong says we’re in the middle of nowhere. She says, no, we’re southwest of nowhere.

We’re not in the middle yet, people are upset. Tom Hanks. You may have seen Tom Hanks in a comedy sketch on Saturday Night Live. Tom Hanks played a Donald Trump supporter. In the sketch, the character’s body language suggested that the character was scared to shake a black man’s hand.

That drew criticism from several Trump supporters online, including former SNL cast member Victoria Jackson. You didn’t think I was gonna say that? Did you know? You didn’t? Yes, Victoria Jackson.

You remember her. She was part of SNL from eighty six to ninety two, and she was there on Sunday, which is great because I know she’s had a lot of health problems. She slammed the sketch at an interview with TMZ, calling it stupid. She also claims she was offended by the show’s sexual vulgarity and crude jokes. I’m trying to rack my brain about what that could be.

Maybe that last sketch where Eddie Murphy got a little naughty, Victoria Jackson asked TMZ, did anyone make fun of the Kamala supporters? Hanks had previously played the character named Doug who wears a Make America Great Again hat. Hanks played that role on a twenty sixteen Black Jeopardy sketch, which I recall being very well received. Victoria Jackson pointed to a Twitter post from political commentator Link. Lauren Link wrote, this show wonders why they’re ratings are in the gutter.

Trump won the popular vote. SNL is an unfunny show for snobbish liberal elites. The current Republican Party is a big tent coalition compromised of many former Democrats. Good riddance, SNL. I don’t know what good riddance means.

The show’s not going anywhere. Variety reports NBC’s fiftieth anniversary special for SNL had fourteen point eight million viewers, So I’m not sure I agree with the link’s sentiment that their ratings are in the gutter. Megan McCain also criticized Tom Hanks. Megan wrote, Tom Hanks always wants to pretend he’s the likable every man, but he’s his hate mongering of regular Americans as any host on MSNBC. Good luck becoming less and less culturally relevant by the second.

Bro, They’re coming for you, Tom Hanks. All right, it’s comedy show, folks. Comedy shows make fun of things. Boy, I am stressing about the clock already. Let me push this one to tomorrow.

If you’re curious, google Trevor Noah. It’ll take me a minute to unpack that one. W come out Bell explain to NPR why he played the Kennedy Center After several entertainers have severed ties with the Kennedy Center. Some folks are upset that President Trump has assumed the chairmanship of the Kennedy Center. Bell told NPR, I think Joe Biden was still running for president when the show was booked, so like this wasn’t connected to any of this.

Trump had already said he was going to take over, but nobody knew what that meant. So on the flight to Washington, d C. I got the Wi Fi as I always do, when I started getting emails and text for people about doing a show at Kennedy Center, and was like a clear sense of like, oh, something’s happened. You know, I did a show three years ago in one of the smaller room, so I have a lot of respect for the Kennedy Center. And you can’t help but feel like how cool it is to be there, even as an audience member.

You sort of feel like a bonafid winner at the Kennedy Center. There’s something about like nobody’s going to tell me I’m not an artice of know ite ever again. You know, NPR said, so you and the comedian new open for you join Kennedy made jokes about the whole situation. He said something like welcome to the last time two black guys are going to be at the Kennedy Center. And you said something along the lines of my kids like to eat every day, so that’s why I’m here.

But seriously, did you ever think about canceling? Belle said, I mean, so the people the Kennedy Center reached out because they were sort of almost preparing for me to cancel. But for me, I’m connected to it as a black to all this history and my family of showing up, so I knew there was never a point at which I thought about not showing up. But let’s remember, the Kennedy Center is in a city called Washington, d C. So as much as MAGA runs the White House, maybe they don’t run Washington, DC.

And Washington d C. Has always been a bright blue progressive place. If you want to move to the White House to Branson, Missouri, understandably you would program the Kennedy Center in a different way. If the Kennedy Center called me this week and said you want to do a show at the Kennedy Center, that might have been a different decision. I might still have done it, but it’s a different decision.

I’ve been planning this for months you know what I mean. And so on some level it’s like either performer want to do the thing I’ve been looking forward to. There’s part of me that knows my audience, specifically in times of stress and pain and controversy, actually wants to hear from me. And some of it is about showing up and being my full self, as my mom taught me, as the Bay Area raised me to be, as I want my kids to see me being in that space at that time. Good stuff from Bell here, he says.

My whole career, at least for the last fifteen years or so, it has been about earning a living, but also making sure it’s easier for the person behind me. He either looks like me or is aligned with me. For me, I have to be loud and to be clear as possible for the people who can’t be out and clear, and I’ve got to take care of my family. But that does mean that sometimes, and I’ve done this for years, turn down things that were gonna pay me because I can’t be over there, because I don’t think over there I can be myself. They’ll continue and people say stay in your lane, and we go no, no, no, your lane.

What can you do in that lane that you’re already in that can help make it easier on somebody who can’t do the work that you can do. That’s where it starts. People are like, I’m going to go back to law school. No, no, no, no, what are you doing now? I’m going to start a nonprofit?

No no, no, no, what are you doing now? And how can you start making that lane more equitable, more inclusive, more diverse where you are. One way you could support the show is you can go to buy me a coffee dot com slash Daily Comedy News. It has been so cold. I even got a hot coffee this morning, but I got two.

So I have the hot coffee and here’s this is my ice coffee that’s ninety eight percent filled, but the ice is gone because it’s five hours old. Now I do that, but it’s been cold. I was looking up this time last year, I was stretching out for a race, and I was in eight mile shape. I was doing eight mile training runs. Right now, I’m in eight minute shape.

Later today, buy me a coffee dot com slash Daily Comedy News. Later today, I’m gonna drop a bonus episode. I’d bang this out late last week when I did. The story was a variety with the top comedy performances of the twenty first century, and I grabbed Spruce the Ai and Spruce and I kicked around the topic for a little bit. So I’ll drop that later this afternoon.

It’s a bonus episode, skippable, just fun. People didn’t seem to mind the last time I did that, and I’m not gonna make it a regular thing, but you know, it’s a toy I can play with now and then, and I just wanted to discuss with someone in this case, Spruce the Ai Julia Louis dreyfus on VEEP is the top TV performance and never one comedy top TV performance to the twenty first century. But then Spruce and I got into all right, what is the top comedic performance? Is it Chappelle’s show, Something? Is it Adam Sandler or something?

Is it Kate McKinnon after the twenty sixteen election. I don’t know, all right, I just bumped two more stories. It looks like I could pre record one of the weekend days. I got enough, all right, Ben Stiller, I’ve been bumping this one all week. He’s going to return to TV in the band The Hour long dramedy will be developed and housed at HBO.

Deadline tells us the band features on Ben Stiller’s character Oscar, who is a pop music promoter and talent tycoon who’s plagued by scandal, and he takes on the task of forming a new act to save his career and maybe even his own soul Boy, there’s some copywriting if I’ve ever seen it. A right, I gotta get out here. Bonus episode later today and I will see you tomorrow.

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hey there, Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News busy one today, and get rid of the kids because the second story is just a little bit too naughty for their ears, know what I’m saying. Let’s start with Saturday Night Live and they’re not messing around when they come back on March first. Your host Shane gillis, Yeah, that’s pretty cool. Tate McCrae’s your musical guest, and on March eighth, Lady Gaga will double up as host and musical guest.

We saw as recently as Friday. How of course he’s musically talented, but also comedically talented, which is exciting. All right, are the kids gone? Because I gotta tell you about this Marlon Wayns feud sports Katia reports. The actor, comedian, writer, and producer Marlon Wayans dropped an AI assisted country disc track aimed at Soldier Boy.

The rapper and record producer. Marlon went on Insta on the fourteenth and posted what do you say about my Mama? We will get to that. In the disc track, Marlin made some suggestions. I’m gonna quite quite quite quite quite paraphrase here.

I’m gonna use some alternate language here. I’m reading the transcript from sports Kidia of the lyrics of the disc track, and I’m going to paraphrase them. And again, I’m not saying any of these things about Soljia is true. I’m just telling you what the distract says, paraphrasing from the disc track, Soldier Boys on Kernak and meth. I can smell it on his breath.

Yes, he’s on that Krif it’s Kernak and myth, then the next line is a suggestion that Soljia would do a favor for a man in exchange for rock that is rhymed with He looked like flavor Flave without the clock. Apparently, Marlon also doesn’t like Soldier Boy selling bitcoin, paraphrasing the lyrics, ain’t rappin’, just gaming and selling people crappy coins. He’s a mess without a chest. His only hit with Superman now he ain’t got nothing left. Twitter user kazin six commented, never argue with the comedian.

This apparently goes back to January. You see Soldier Boy performed at the Crypto Ball in Washington, d C. Which was a celebration of Donald Trump’s presidential win. Marlin apparently supported a different candidate and sold one oh one point one the Whiz, I mean Soldier Boy. He even canceled.

Nobody cares about Soldier Boy, so Soldier Boy better go out and get that check. He don’t care. I think they thought it was a bitcoin event. They found out it was a ball for him, and it was too late to pull out. But you know that’s why you got to check the fine print.

Soldier Boy apparently didn’t appreciate the comments said on the Wiz. Soldier Boy tweeted, and I’m paraphrasing here, I’ll urinate on your mother’s grave. I’ll dig your mom up and kill that B word again. Last week, Soldier Boy made fun of Marlin’s role as an FBI agent in White Chicks, posting words like and I’m paraphrasing here. I can’t believe I’m marguing with a fella that dressed up like a white B word.

WTF is wrong with me? Then Soljia wrote, and I’m quite paraphrasing here. Ain’t your son a transit that performs favors at Marlon Wayans In his latest interview with TMZ, Morland said that the rapper could join in the reboot of Scary Movie as a crack and a meth head all mixed together. He also made fun of Soldier Boy’s teeth. In a TMZ reel, Morland said, I need someone who looks like a wet muppet.

I want someone that looked like they sell your car, rob you, and perform a favor a man would enjoy, all at the same time Soldier Boy. On February twelfth, Soldier Boy tweeted a Google search Engine screenshot showing two twenty twenty three articles from TMZ and Men’s Journal about Marlon embracing his child’s sexuality. Soljier Boy captured his post something that I can’t even bearaphrase, but ended it with it’s in your blood. Wayns responded, if Soljier Boy had a career, he’d get canceled for this type of slander. Luckily, he ain’t been relevant since two thousand and seven.

Wayns posted a picture of Soldier and wrote, Hey, Soldier Boy, my child had top surgery and still has more chest than you. Keep an eye on that one. How’s that for an open Today, Hulu has released a trailer for the upcoming Company Special from Chris de Stefano that’ll be out on the twenty first, just a few days from now, titled It’s just Unfortunate, Chris riffs on his three Puerto Rican kids his dad’s rudimentary understanding of Latin culture. I’ve got the clip here. I’m gonna go first.

I think this material is very hack like, very Let’s listen. I found a beautiful Latino woman, and now I’m proud to say I have three kids Puerto Rican. Three Puerto Rican kids. If their names are Nina, Pinta and Santa Maria, they have my daughters. But then I also have a thirteen year old step son.

All Right, I love my step son. He’s almost like my family. He sleeps right there on my property. My girl she wants a guy who knows how to build stuff. I don’t know how to build anything.

I can build walls. Emotionally, there’s the thing about my father. My dad really is trying, okay, but he’s got a third grade education. He like to me. I’ve been doing the research, and they don’t throw sweet sixteens in the Latina culture.

I’ve been talking to my friends down at the bodega, and they sold the ponies for the girls at fifteen. They call them case. It dis Chelsea Handler has a special coming out. It is called The Feeling That One not till March twenty fifth, that’ll be on Netflix. Let’s listen to a piece of it.

I’ve clipped it here to get rid of a naughty word. I blame COVID for pickleball, right, we didn’t have to hear about pickleball before COVID. Pickleball. That is not a subject that I can take seriously. When people bang on and on about pickle that is not real exercise.

Okay, so shut up about it. Chelsea then goes on and says some more naughty words, tagging it out. That’s not real exercise. Okay, so shut the f up about it. You’d burn more calories shoving an actual pickle up somewhere on a pickleball court than playing a game of pickleball very hard.

The show Clean Lately, Chelsea says, I stand by my comments about pickleball. I also stand by my stories about Andrew Cuomo, George W. Bush, and Bill Cosby. I shared lots of tea in this special, just when I thought there was no more tea to spell. March twenty fifth for that special.

February twenty fifth. She has a book coming out calling I’ll have what she’s having. George Lopez’s special came out yesterday. I find it really weird. No press, like, no press at all.

George didn’t do any press. That’s weird, especially when a big comedy special come out. I didn’t see anything. I looked. Rosebud Baker special came out.

Rosebud did press for The La Times. They asked her about the first two months of twenty twenty five. Rosebud said, I feel like we were sober and now we’re shooting myth. Like when in the first week shooting myth. Being at SNL as a writer taught me to read the news and not have an emotional reaction to it.

It’s like I’ve trained my brain to read and think, Okay, what’s funny about that. It’s almost like training herself to be a psychopath. The La Times asked if she went into labor while taping these special has two ports. Rosebud said that was actually all part of the plan. I was pregnant and I knew I wanted to shoot a special.

It had been so long since I shot Whiskey Fists, and I wanted to get material out there. But I honestly didn’t know if I was fully ready. I’ve seen a lot of material from pregnant people, but I’ve seen a lot of material about what happens after, and I was really curious and mostly anxious about what happens after because I wasn’t even fully convinced that I was doing the thing right. One day, I was sitting at the Comedy Cellar talking to Ryan Hamilton about it, and he was like, you should just shoot some now and shoot them later and then put it together. And I was like, why don’t I do that?

Then I was like, what if I shot it the same way, in the same place and the same color outfit on the same stage, but one year later, and I’d sort of just be reporting for the people, like half journalism. Sam be apparently not happy with Lauren Michaels. According to the book Lauren The Man who invented Saturday Night Live. Lauren apparently said that Sam’s style of comedy is too strident and political for his show. Sam told the Daily Beast podcast, I mean, literally, imagine calling anyone strident when you’ve built a career out of elevating the loudest guy in the room.

Apparently, Lauren had said, it’s the hardest thing for me to explain to this generation at the show nonpartisan. We have our biases, we have our people we like better than others, but you can’t be Samantha Bee. He said, I get referenced in the book as being someone that Michael’s doesn’t want to emulate it anyway. I can see the point. He’s right.

I am one sided, and I am stritent, proudly so. Mindy kaaling As a comedy picked up for a series at Hulu. It’s called Not Suitable for Work, a comedy about young professionals in New York. I feel like we’ve had one or two of those not Suitable for Work. We’ll follow five work obsessed twenty somethings striving for professional success and, if they have the time, personal happiness in Manhattan’s most glamorous neighborhood, Murray Hill.

No cast yet. Let’s see we’re getting along here. I’m gonna bounce a couple of things. You get bounced. Take Nataro, We’ll say for tomorrow.

How about John Oliver? Late Nighter points out that Max gave in and they’re putting last week Tonight clips back on YouTube in olden times, they would post the main story on YouTube on Mondays. There was a time I didn’t have HBO Max and that’s how I would consume it. They had stopped doing that and wouldn’t release the clips until Thursday. At that time, John Oliver’s that he was annoyed by the YouTube delay, calling it massively frustrating, and added I was not happy with it at all.

What I love about having the show on YouTube is we can reach beyond HBO subscribers. That feels really important to me. I really really appreciate the fact that they do that. I would rather they did it straight after the show the way we’ve always done it, but I’m very grateful they’re willing to still do it at all. Well, it is back on Mondays now, so that’s good.

Now, something must be going on because Oliver, you know, he appeared on The Daily Show last week. Now he went on Colbert that combined with the clips coming out on Mondays again, somebody seeing something. It’s the metrics are down, or they’re noticing John Oliver’s not in the national conversation as much as he could be. Something is motivating a publicity campaign. Really interesting anyway, Oliver was on Colbert Monday Night.

Stephen said, you’re a recent citizen. How do you feel you’re still gonna stick it out? A You’re gonna head back to England? John said, oh no, I’m sticking it out. I’m going down with the Titanic.

I know there might be life rafts available, but I’m tuning up. And they started to play a fake violin. I don’t know how surprised you were about any of this. All of this was pretty much foreseeable. Oliver encourages the recent protest.

He pointed out some twenty seventeen protests that sprung up after Trump signed a Muslim travel band. Oliver said, you can send a message. You don’t have to wait to vote. It’s valuable sending messages. Even if that message is f this crap, It’s sometimes the strongest message to send.

Boy, should I just record tomorrow show? Now? I am bouncing sons of stuff. I don’t want these episodes to be too long. And you know I’ve got some catchup stuff.

Because we talked about SNL for a lot of days. Say what can I tell you about? Quickly? Will Arnett showed up The Comedy Seller last week to do a stand up set, He went on as Alex Novak, who really is Will Arnett? Alex Novak, a newcomer to the comedy scene.

Will worked off notes people believe, possibly a script. During his set, Will Arnett reportedly joked about his recent divorce. Arnett is working on a film with Bradley Cooper directing. The film was called Is This Thing On? The movie, which also stars Sean Hayes and Lord Dern, reportedly features Bradley Cooper in a supporting role with Will Arnett as a comedian navigating divorce and a career change.

So that would make sense why he’s working out such a set. Kevin neil In was on two beers. I wanted to play this yesterday but just didn’t have enough time. He told a story about Norm MacDonald to Burt Kreischer. A good story here, Let’s listen.

Nobody knew he was sick the last nine years, and I would work with him, see him all different ways to be bloated, and then he’d be thin from all the medicine he was taken. People thought he was drunk, but it was the medicine he was taken. In hindsight, I realized that didn’t tell anybody he told our manager, Mark Ervitz, Oh really, and that’s all and his son and me and Donna he told Dana too, and THEFW Downtown Yeah, and the Mason Club, the Mason and Girls, Scott Trip twenty five. The people in Albania knew. And I have not had an opportunity to share with you that roy D Mercer passed away.

Roy D Mercer was longtime Tulsa radio host Brent Douglas. Douglas voiced Roydy Mercer and used him in prank phone calls that used to be a big thing. There were more than twenty comedy albums of roy D Mercer prink calls between nineteen ninety six and twenty thirteen. Brent Douglas voice of roy D Mercer was sixty nine not your comedy news for today. If you enjoy the program, tell a friend about it.

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Callarogashock Media. Hello, I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. It is a busy one today. George Lopez has a special out and his press is not going great. Kevin Hart got destroyed for his work at the NBA All Star Game.

Jerry Seinfeld would have made front page news if not for Saturday Night Live. But we will start with SNL fifty and I’ll do the other stories in the second half of the podcast. In case you missed it, Monday mid morning, I dropped a bonus episode that was my initial reaction to SNL fifty, so if you want to check that out, please do.

Also, in case you missed it Saturday around midday as well, I recapped the mu…

Steve Martin did a great job on his monologue, reminding us he was one of the top stand ups before he went into being more of an actor. Steve showed up thirdday night at the Comedy Seller in New York to work out his material. TMZ says Martin short and John mlaney joined Steve on stage and participated in the bit, which makes sense because that’s what happened on stage on SNL, also doing surprise performances. Listen to this listen. They all did about ten to fifteen minutes of material.

David Spade, Chris Rock, Ray Romano, The Not So Canceled Disease. I’m sorry, Colin Quinn, Naperghetzi, Leslie Jones, and Marcelo Hernandez. I’d love to know more about the Marcelo set because I’m not bashing the guy, but he’s only shown me one look like if you were a baseball pitcher, he throws fastballs. I want to see what else you can do, Marcelo. I like you, but you do one thing.

Sidebar, did you notice on SNL fifty that they’re setting up Sarah Sherman to be next? She got a lot of screen time on a night when almost none of the current cast got any daylight. Bowen Yang clearly the star in the current group, but they’re setting Sarah up to be next.

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Also in attendance Sasha Baron, Cohen Beck, and Woody Harrelson.

Seller owner Nom Torman tells TMZ we’ve hat legendary nights at the Comedy Seller, but as a child of the seventies, have never been a starstruck as seeing Steve Martin. The term national Treasures overused, but I believe Steve is one. I love how to fold soup and everything he’s ever done. Vogue had somebody at the after party. They were right.

Keenan Thompson is the first cast member to arrive at SNL’s fiftieth anniversary after party, or I should say the current cast member. Plenty of former SNL stars like Alec Baldwin or inside the plaza already, as well as mega celebrities like Bad Bunny, Chris Pine and Lady Gaga is Crispine and mega celebrity like I like Star Trek and all, but yeah, whatever, But Thompson walks through just past midnight, ready to take a victory lap after a marathon weekend. Blah blah blah. The drunken antics that occurrent after party is her legendary. Kristin Wigg admitted to Jimmy Found that she chipped her too at the after party following her final show in twenty twelve.

Adye Bryant confessed she once blocked out and fell asleep in her apartments hallway. Kate McKinnon said her hair once got stuck on a Woody Harrisons sweater button for twenty minutes. At the Sunday Night party, Woody Harrison was wearing a tied eye that someone has inexplicably and indecipherably signed with a shirpie Volks person asked Woody who signed your tie, and wood he said, thanks, Perhaps he was well hydrated. Who knows Adam Sandler was wearing a succeedo Folks says, the person with the most Sandler like outfit is not Sandler at all, but Jason Sedakis, who was wearing a hoodie in a baseball cap. Vogue then tells us what everybody else was wearing doesn’t really interest me, as I sit here in an oversized sweatshirt.

Jj abrams high five’s Keith Richards, Kim Kardashian and listens to Bow and Yang by the bar. Peter Dinklage lounges with Natasha Leon and Chris rock. Lorne Michael sits at a table in the back room with Alec Baldwin, Olivia Munn and John Mulaney hold hands the entire night. Steve Martin and Catherine o’harris sit on a couch right by the first floor entrance even though most people on a third floor. As the band played on and the ballroom at the Plaza became even more packed, it was clear that for many people here he would be an icky blue light night.

Let’s hope Unlikeadye Bryant, they made it home to their apartment doors. Some odds and ends from the SNL special. You may have noticed in the Good Nights that somebody was holding up a picture of Gilda Radner. The people holding up Gildo where Loraene Newman and Jeene Curtin. Some people were curious who wasn’t there, and there was one really really suspicious person not there.

I’ll get to No, it’s not Dan Ackroyd. Late Nighter points out that Akroid’s been laying groundwork for this for months. Late Nighter sourced an interview with Akroyd last August. Dan was asked about SNL fifty and said, for me, it’s going to be a great night of television because I think it starts at eight thirty. I personally would like to be at home watching it because if I was there, I’m going to miss a great night of television.

I’d get a viewing party together wherever I am in the world. And watch it. That’s really what I think I’m going to be doing. Ackroyd had said something similar to the av Club several months later when asked if he would attend, Well, it depends on how and when I’m invited. I guess it depends on how I can serve.

Let me put it that way. How can I serve them best? How can I serve Lauren and the whole enterprise best? That’ll determine whether I go or not. There doesn’t seem to be any bad blood.

Dan tweeted over the weekend, I’m so proud of being associated with my comedy Alma mater and it’s Dean Lorne Michaels. Friday night at the homecoming concert, it was a tribute to the Blues Brothers led by Jimmy Fallon Puck News, Matthew Baloney had mentioned that Bill Hayter was a quote polite decline. Now that notable name who wasn’t there Dana Carvey, Which is weird because Dana Carvey was in a ton of episodes in the first half of the season. It’s not like he wasn’t you know. At thirty Rock Late Nighter points out Dana has not spoken out about the milestone anniversary on any social media platform.

I wonder what’s going on there that’s interesting to me. All this SNL media, I think did a favor to Jerry Seinfeld. Jerry was asked by a social media influencer if he would take a selfie. Let’s listen to what happened, Jerry, Can I get a selfie? Sure?

Free Palestine. I don’t care about foul plot. So you’re seeing a couple headlines about that, but I think there would have been a lot more if not for all the SNL noise. Vulture did an article every single thing that happened at SNL fifty. I started to read it and then I’m like, let me just do this live because I think it’s interesting and I want to react to it.

Because the first thing I saw was from Jesse David Fox, who I guess tweeted if anyone watching tries to read the tea leaves for who’s taking over for Lorne. Almost every sketch was from Seth Meyers’s time as head writer, or was by someone Myers hired, say for Debbie Downer and Domingo. That’s interesting, Jesse again, head writers from the last twenty five years missing from the credits Chris Kelly and Sarah Schneider, Rob Klein, Ana Drezzen, Adam McKay, Harper Steele. Vulture points out Tom Schulders Don’t Look Back in Anger is the only retro sketch shown in full at SNL fifty. That’s the one with Belushian old age makeup.

Bethy Squire’s points out no inclusion of Trump or Elon in the problematic guest segments. Huh either. It was interesting they didn’t do any politics. I get if you don’t want to get into Trump during the SNL fifty, totally get it. But like Daryl Hammond doing Clinton wouldn’t have been the worst thing.

Ferrell doing George w wouldn’t been the worst thing. I don’t know herschel Pandu wrote, how is it that Lauren doesn’t watch this musical sketch that’s the millenie musical. It’d say this doesn’t play to all fifty states. I don’t think they cared my take watching it, I felt like I was at the Groundlings in la and they were celebrating themselves. Now I say that, having attended the Groundlings thirtieth anniversary show, is that math right, maybe it was the twentieth, twenty fifth.

Anyway, long time ago, I went to one of the anniversary shows and they were just paying tribute to themselves, and I felt like, that’s what SNL did on Sunday night. They were celebrating themselves and we were allowed to watch. I don’t think they tried to hand in the greatest episode of SNL at all time. I think there was some backslapping there. Well, earned no problem with it, but I think that’s what we were watching.

Jesse David Fox points out the American Girls Store cutaway with John Lovetz was pre recorded. Lovetz was actually sitting with Sarah Sherman in the audience before the show. Kevin Elon caught up with Fox News. Kevin said, when I started, comedy was totally different. It was a totally different time in generation, and it was not as much short attention span.

I can look back at some of the sketches on SNL and they’re a lot longer than they are now because of the short attention span. I also the comedy may have gotten a little more snarkier. People want snippets more and more and more as quickly as possible. It’s like a buffet. He got into these kids today.

I think without social media, these comics wouldn’t be known, they wouldn’t be selling out arenas. John Lovett’s echoed those sentiments, telling Fox News Digital he believes stand up comedy is bigger than ever. Steve Martin was the first guy to play like arenas and stadiums, and then years later was Andrew Dice Clay, and then years after that it was Dane Cook. Lovetz then talked to Midnight and said, you know, they’ve become way more political than they used to be. I know those guys, they’re all extremely nice, and they’re all very talented and very funny, but they’re focusing on politics.

There were some technical snaffoos across the country. The show ran long now I saw from late nighter Sunday, I don’t know, around five PM or so. Late nighter had reported that NBC had told the affiliates, we’re gonna run over. So I’m sitting in the basement watching uh Hulu The Shield and giseh’re Currius have been rewatching the Shield. Love the Shield.

Michael Chickliss, founding member of the Macpac We’ve talked about this, so I knew the show was gonna run over. The show got cut off in at least Detroit. In Houston, Bob Ellis is the general manager of WDIV Channel four, Michigan. He put out a statement, Now I need you to pay really, really, really really really close attention to the statement. You’re ready the statement from Bob Ellis of Detroit.

I know the best way to address the error last night with the ending of the Saturday Night Live fiftieth Anniversary special was with you directly pay attention. We sincerely apologize for cutting short the SNL special. This was not an intentional programming decision. It was simply human error, and we understand your disappointment. NBC had communicated to us Friday afternoon that the live show would run long with the scheduled end time of eleven fifteen pm.

We had our technical teams ready for this planned fifteen minute overrun. When the show ran even later, we didn’t make the real time adjustments, and that’s why the final thirteen minutes were missed. Let me translate for you. That means we programmed the automation to cut off at eleven fifteen because that’s what the network told us, and it never occurred to us that it might go over and nobody was on duty. All you had to do is pay a board up.

That’s what happened there. In my humble opinion, Bob Ellis writes, well you didn’t see included a performance by Sir Paul McCartney, who sang a medley of three songs from the Beatles Abbey Road album. We all dismissed the on stage goodbye led by Martin Short that included former cast members holding up a photo of detroiter Gilda Radner. Okay, now let me reread the middle of bob Ellis’s statement. This is Bob Ellis of Detroit.

Ready, pay attention. NBC had communicated to us Friday afternoon that the live show would run long, with the scheduled in time of eleven fifteen pm. We had our technical teams ready for this planned fifteen minute overrun. Blah blah blah. Okay, you got that, Okay, same thing happened in Houston.

KPRC general manager Phil Lane put out a statement. Here’s mister Lane’s statement. Pay attention. NBC had communicated to us Friday afternoon that the live show would run long, with a scheduled in time of ten fifteen pm. We had our technical teams ready for this planned fifteen minute overrun.

When the show ran even later, we didn’t make the real time adjustments, and that’s why the final thirteen minutes were missed. Huh, it’s almost the exact same statement, except for the adjustment for the time zone. That’s weird. Lawyers in other news, Decider with a wonderful headline abysmal Kevin Hart special interrupted by sporadic basketball Decider writes, I thought I was being smart when I turned the NBA All Star Game on thirty minutes late NBA tip off times a notoriously far afield of what is promised by TV listings that I wasn’t eager to spend any more time than was absolutely necessary watching pregame ceremonies were listening to Kevin Hart talk, eight thirty seemed like a good time to tune in, even if it meant I might end up missing the first few minutes of the first game. When the TV flicked on, the game end started yet and Kevin Hart was screaming at me.

We can’t blame everything on Kevin Hard here, but we can definitely get pretty close. He was installed as the in game mc and Heart seemed to be under the impression that because he and Lebron James pretended to like each other in commercials, he is a rapport with every star player in the NBA. The ARENASBA system was turned over to him for portions of each game, which he used to attempt what I guess you would call NBA themed roast comedy as performed by a guy who doesn’t seem to watch the NBA. He kept complaining about how the big men were shooting too many threes and demanding that they get in the box, delivering that uncanny collection of words as if they were a hilarious punchline. The cider continues.

I then watched an hour long episode of a TV show and return to the broadcast to discover I had only missed the second minigame. Then there was more of the second halftime show to come, more commercials, and then more of Kevin Hart vamping at mid court. Eventually, the final game started, and after a few minutes of play, it was paused so that Heart could lead a drawn out ceremony honoring the cast of Inside the NBA, who aren’t dying, but merely moving to another network next season. Now if you need a sense of how bad this was, I pulled a clip. The clip I’m going to play for you is the clip that the NBA spotlighted.

So this isn’t some caddy fan going Kevin Hort sucks. So let me pull a clip. This is the one the NBA thinks is good. Okay, So this is the best one in the opinion of the NBA. The first voice you will hear is Ernie Johnson.

The second deeper voice that you’ll hear is Barkley than Shack. And the other guy in there is Kevin Hart. If you can’t recognize Kevin Hart, you’re currently listening to the wrong podcast. Wow inspiring. I couldn’t hear what ch’alls said over the swellt on his lip.

I couldn’t hear you. Well, if you were taller, you can hear. That’s great, Charles, that’s really good. Come up here, that’s original, Charles. Hey, Kevin, that’s good.

That’s really original, Charles. That’s good. Penny, shake hands please. Or not? A right?

There we go and join the name folks, And why you get your outfit of kids or us? Shut up, man, Focus it’s focus, man, It’s about basketball, Okay. Do be a pair, Hollo, do favors and I. Can see them tight eyed slacks on the tight as turn around so I can see them. Why do you have on nurses?

Use with a suit? Listen. It’s a lot of things that I can say. Hey, let’s stop playing shot for the focus. How did you get your guys ready?

And tell me how they prepare? From you? From the coaching genis that you are well. I just wanted to pick all these legends because at some point three four years from now you probably won’t see these guys because they’ll be retired. So I just wanted to put all these guys together and show the young guys and show the youngsters who runs this league.

It’s actually a beautiful thing. Shaq, thank you, beautiful thing. It’s a team of bad knees is what we should call it. Bad knees and bad backs is what we should call it. Can you tell if people were to get that trending broad tank top?

Shut up? Chat, Poor George Lopez, I think you picked the wrong day to put out a special because there’s plenty else to talk about. Uh, maybe this wasn’t the week to put one out, and so forth. For George, the press not going so well. People seem mostly interested in his appearance, and they’re digging up some old tea about George low Anyway.

On Amazon Today, George Lopez Mui Kotaliko premiere is Across the Hour. George shares his reflections on aging, Latino family dynamics and cultural quirks. As I’ve said every time I’ve read that line, George Lopez doing George Lopez things. He also embraces the challenges of getting older and touches on generational clashes and Latino superstitions. George is retiring from comedy and said it’s the last one I’ve subjected the American people to.

Enough of my crap. Seems like the right time. It’s been the one thing that has never left me my whole life, and it’s a wonderful place to leave it at this particular point now. Last week, George was on The Jennifer Hudson Show. People were surprised George in the past has worn his hair short.

On the Jennifer Hudson Show, he was rocking bushy gray hair, and fans on Twitter were much funnier than the Kevin Hart NBA appearance. One person wrote, he looks like when trees come to life and tell stories. Another made a Harry Potter reference, he looks like he’s about to tell Harry that he’s a wizard. But my favorite, he looks like if Einstein discovered four loco. The Lopez Press has got people talking about that time George Lopez got a kidney from his now ex wife.

George was told by doctors in two thousand and four he needed a kidney transplant. In two thousand and five, the Lopezes made headlines when it was revealed that wife Anne had given George the gift of life by donating one of her kidneys. They got divorced a couple of years later, So back to George Lopez’s current look. One person tweeted, George Lopez took that lady’s kidney and then divorced her. That’s why he looks like that good.

Another rote George Lopez looks awful, but he actually deserves to look even more hideous for dumping his wife after she donated her kidney to him. Both parties say the split was amicable and by mutual agreement, and poor Rosebud Baker, She’s got a special out today on Netflix. Rosebud you are like twenty minutes into Daily Comedy News. Often the special will be the first thing I feel bad for you. Hopefully you get some press later in the week, but it is crowded today anyway.

The Mother from Rosebud Baker is this week’s Netflix special. Taped months apart during two sold out nights at the Comedy Seller, New York. The special intercuts between Baker before and after giving birth. Her set discusses the indignities of childbirth, the pros and cause of losing your identity in motherhood, generational divides of upbringings, along with coming to the difficult decision to retire from doing nice things for your male friend. And I’ll leave it at that.

That is your comedy news for today. If you enjoy the program, tell a friend about it. They might like it too. I’m here seven days a week, new episodes, three five a m. Eastern.

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hey there, I’m Johnny Mack, and I find myself on this Monday morning thinking a lot about SNL fifty and how much I liked it. This is a bonus episode. This is just me, you and clips. I know I said I would do a full recap on Tuesday.

That is still the plan. As the day goes on today, I’ll do my normal show prep and see what everyone else is saying and what happened backstage and on the red carpet. And I’ve already got some clips pulled for that, and there’s some other news I already see this morning. But this is just my reaction to last night’s show, which I liked a lot. A bunch of us were hanging out in the Facebook group Daily COmON News podcast group.

Early on the show was struggling a little bit. There were a couple sketches that fell flat. But once it got into the second half, really starting with maybe the News, maybe Adam Sandler, it really hit a groove and I feel really good about it. We open up with an interesting choice that personally I didn’t think the energy was there. I get it for the legacy of this show.

Paul Simon and Sabrina Carpenter opened up singing. Paul Simon mentioned he was about to play a song it performed on the show with George Harrison in nineteen seventy six. Sabrina got a laugh, saying I wasn’t born then, and neither were my parents. The song is fine. I don’t know what I was looking for for the open, maybe something a little more up tempo.

Anyway, we get into the monologue and Steve Martin comes out and reminds us you know I was I wrote in the group you forget that Steve Martin was one of the great stand up comedians. Here is a piece of Steve Martin’s monologue. Good evening and welcome to the fiftieth anniversary up Saturday Night Live. I’m Steve Martin, Saturday Night Lives, Newest, Diversity Higher, and what a thrill it is to be here. When I heard that SNL wanted to do an anniversary special, I literally wanted to leap into the air.

And the only reason I didn’t is because at the time I was wearing a short skirt with no underwear. Now I can’t believe, I can’t believe I even made it here In time. It was only a few days ago. The lorne told me I was doing the monologue, and I was actually vacationing on a friend’s boat down in the Gulf of Steve Martin, and I finally. Steve then brings out Mullaney, and boy, Mullaney had a killer night, which is just incredible when you think of the amount of talent in the room.

And mulaney was a writer for SNL but not a performer on SNL. But John crushed twice during the night. Here’s one of those times he crushed. John Mulaney. I didn’t know you were even gonna be here.

Oh you would if you’d ever come to rehearsal. By the way, congratulations on the Emmy win. Nope, Emmy nomination, Nope, Grammy win, no Grammy nomination, no Golden Globe win, no Golden Globe nomination. There you go, yes, sir, thank you. You know, we writers really appreciated that tribute.

But I believe that the heart and soul of this show is the celebrity hosts, many of whom are in this room tonight. You know, as I look around, I see some of the most difficult people I have ever met in my entire life. Over the course of fifty years, eight hundred and ninety four people have hosted Saturday Night Live, and it amazes me that only two of them have committed murder. We get into the sketches and they do Black Jeopardy, which reminds us just how strong Keenan Thompson just quietly goes about his business and is an MVP. But Eddie Murphy came out.

So on Black Jeopardy we had Leslie Jones, Tracy Morgan, and then Eddie Murphy in a character in let’s listen to what character Eddie Murphy did. He look at this Tracy Morgan gonna make some big money. Wow, Now wait a minute, Tracy, don’t you already have a lot of money. But you gotta have a lot of money if you’re gonna live like I live. I eat four cheese, Lasagnia.

I only got three cheeses. I ain’t eating it. Yes, okay, we hear you. Tracy Moore, I refuse to ingest three Jesus, you’re four Jesus. We got, Tracy Morgan.

Thank you. Absolute crush for Eddie. I’ll come back to Eddie in a bit. Then the show hit a bit of a lull with some sketches missing, a pretty early one. I’m trying to remember the particklers of it.

It was at a wedding and it just didn’t fly. Eventually, Amy Poehler and Tina Fay came out really fun segment and they got one of the biggest laughs of the night. Here, I have a question. Oh hey, right, how’s it going? Great?

Bhye, what do you heard? Excellent timing by Ryan Reynold. It’s really great. And for anyone who heard the earlier episode this morning and misconstrues that I don’t like Julia Louis Dreyfus, I love Julia Louis Dreyfus. What I was talking about this morning, it’s at the end of the show.

Variety did a list best TV performances of the twenty first century and they have Julia and Viepez number one. And I said, that’s crazy talk, and I stand by it. But she’s the MVP of Seinfeld. She’s fantastic. And here she is in the audience and she has a dog sitting next to her.

You really need that dog, right, Celia, Oh no, no, no, I’m here for him. He’s blind. So Ricky the Blonde woman who just talked. That’s Amy Poehler and the older woman next to hers team up very very funny, one of my favorite parts of the night. We were also keeping track at that point in the show.

They hadn’t gone really too far back in the cast, and at that point Julia was The Weekend Update was solid. Seth Meyers took a turn at the desk along with jo Justin Jay Seth seemed very very comfortable at the desk, and then Bill Murray showed up and he ranked the all time Weekend Update anchors jump in here at number two. Number two is Norm McDonald. He may have been the best. Ever, but more importantly, he made me, for one, ask the question of myself, could oj possibly have done it?

So that brings us to number one? Colin got a good feeling about this, Okay, Number one is funny, got a great smile, and he’s currently sleeping every kind of way with the lovely actress Scarlett Johanson. Of course I’m talking about my brother Bryan. At that point. It made me comment in the Facebook group that everybody was playing to the back of their baseball card.

What I meant was Bill Murray was playing to the level you would expect of Hall of Famer Bill Murray and Marcelo Hernandez. That’s a pick on him specifically, But Marcelo does one thing over and over and over and over. I’d like to see what else he can do. But he does that one thing, and he played to the back of his baseball card when he was on the show. He did his one thing twice.

But if you look at everybody else, Eddie Murphy played to Eddie Murphy’s baseball card, Polar and Fay to theirs, Will did Will Ferrell things. Everybody else was just right in the zone. Around then, I started to think, Hey, no Sandler yet, he’s kind of a superstar. Whether or not I find him funny or not, he’s a superstar in this environment. Where is he?

And I thought, Oh, he’ll do some sort of name check song in that Sandler style looking at the fifty years, And sure enough he did it. Let me tell you, I’m a known not to like Adam Sandler comedy and I don’t really enjoy his songs. He nailed this here. I’ll pick it up in the back half. The names you don’t recognize are some of the crew members.

I gotta tell you he touched that emotional beats. You know, I might add something in my eye, Adam Sailor, you nailed this one. Five years of chan Hooks and Guild, the sixth of Victoria, eleven of jan three years of Melanie hud So, Michael mckeinn crushed it into one of Billie Crystal, six of Dennis Miller, eight of harm. In the Blue, seven years of Tratching Way, five years though Terry and Quinn, four of Kazzariski clague on eleven of a Harmcide, fourteen years of Davis and Hanny Chiller is spinal Like twenty five eighteen Lodi and Damie Wilson, plus among and disc going buny Man, thirty years of down Here. Forty five years of Lord, six years of our boy Farley, five of our Body No, fifty years of one of us getting to say live from New York, it’s Saturday night.

Fifty years of standing on home base waiting the night, and the. Fifty years of the best times of our life. Great job, Adam Sandler. Something you won’t hear me say, two offered. All right, we’ll take the break here, we’ll come back.

So at this point the show is rocking when Tom Hanks came out and gave this speech. As we celebrate the achievements of the past fifty years, we must also take a moment to honor those who we’ve lost, countless members of the SNL family taking from us too soon. I’m speaking, of course, about SNL characters and sketches that have aged horribly. But even though these characters, accents and let’s just call them ethnic whigs were unquestionably in poor taste, you all laughed at them. So if anyone should be canceled, shouldn’t it be you the audience.

Fantastic montage there looking back at all the things that yeah, didn’t age so well. I think I have the sequence here right. I think it was. After that, there was a John Maliney musical sketch. Mullenie’s done a few of those over the past few years.

This one was really strong, the theme of it New York City throughout the decades. A Giuliani appearance, a really hilarious line by Mulani I didn’t pull it that I think was ad libbed. Sarah Sherman went into a Bloomberg impression and it wasn’t good, and m’laney said something along the lines of yeah, hey, great impression and got a good left there again for somebody who’s not part of the cast. Mullaney had one of the greatest nights. Very late in the show.

The last proper sketch, if I’m remembering correctly, was a scared straight sketch Eddie Murphy, once again proving he is the franchise MVP. You know, that’s a discussion for the other day. But I think Eddie is number one. Will might be number two, and I don’t want to discount Phil Hartman. Phil might be three.

You could probably convince me that he’s two over Will. But anyway, you have here in this sketch Eddie Murphy and Will Ferrell. This is a little naughty, so if you’re listening with kids, they probably won’t get the joke anyway, but consider yourself warned. I am surprised they went this dirty on over the air national television, but I think this aired even after eleven PM, so even if we want to get into the FCC of it all, we’re in safe harbor that late. Anyway, here’s Eddie Murphy.

That’s right, that’s right. And forget about your north pole. What you’re gonna need to be worried about is your south Pole, because. You’ll be yelling sort of a knockcracker. All right, it won’t be no Santna coming to town, and it’d be Santo’s coming in your brown No.

Garrett Morris came out and introduced the nineteen seventy eight short film Don’t Look Back in Anger Boy. This really hit the spot. I’ve seen this before, but last night it hit the spot. What Don’t Look Back in Anger is? It’s from nineteen seventy eight and it’s John Belushi, an old age makeup visiting the grave sites of everybody else from the initial cast.

They are all dead. Belushi talks about how he was always perceived as the one who would live fast and die young, and he has outlived all the other cast members. It was poignant and what a great way to address the original cast. I did feel the original cast was underrepresented. It was kind of a and it makes sense just because of how old everybody is, but it was sort of like the Will Ferrell, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Victory Lap show, like that generation more than the older folks.

But the film really hit the spot. And that was late and then as we discussed in the group, there was nowhere to go from there. It was only gonna be down from there. So let’s bring out Paul McCartney and go home. And Paul McCartney came out and did Golden Slumbers and he’s Paul McCartney and even in his eighties, crushed it.

What a great way to go another commercial. We come back, we do the goodbyes. I’m sure someone else has analyzed the goodbyes. I was looking at it. I noticed McCartney was looking for someone to talk to.

I noticed Chris Rock was looking for someone to talk to. But it was eleven thirty at night and I wanted to go to bed. So nice job SNL fifty. You know, there were a couple of things that didn’t work. There was one thing with Lorain Newman and Pete Davidson that I honestly can’t believe made it to air other than they probably wanted to honor Lorain Newman.

But Pete was awful in it. You know, a couple of flat sketches early on, but once you got into the second half, it was really strong. And like I said, I’m feeling really good about it and thinking about it a lot today and I wanted to get this out pretty early in the day before the news gets moldy. Back in the morning with a normal episode, and again, this is Monday. If you missed Monday’s normal episode, that’s down in the feed, so check that out.

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hey there, I’m Hunning Mack with your Daily Comedy News. I will recap SNL fifty on tomorrow’s program. I just want to take a little time and put that one together. Should be a busy week.

George Lopez has a special out tomorrow. I imagine he’ll do a lot of press and George tends to throw heat in interviews, so we’ll see if he stirs it up. There was a clip on Thursday Night. People were kind of surprised how George looks these days with long gray hair, and maybe his weight had changed a little bit. People were like, what’s up with George Lopez?

So we’ll talk about him all week. Nate Brighetsi is in negotiations to star in Christmas in Paradise. That would be a holiday family comedy. Nate, if he signs on, would play a beloved small town doctor who finds himself with a unique bounty on his head just a week before Christmas in a town where everything is not as it seems now. I like Nate’s a lot and have liked Nate a lot for years.

I know he’s super popular right now, there’s nothing in his stage persona or interview persona that makes me think he would be a good actor. I hope to be wrong, but I read this and I’m like, is Nate actually going to be good in that? Who knows? Maybe he will surprise. The Ladly News caught up with Russell Peters.

He’s Canadian, and they were curious, what do you think about this idea to make Canada the fifty first state Canadian? Russell Peters said, it’s not like it’s a real option. It wasn’t on the table. It’s just something that they put out there. In Ether people are acting like that’d be great, while Canadian’s like, what the f are you talking about?

It’s almost like the movie in Decent Proposal. The problem is you put it out there and then people think it’s real. Americans don’t realize that they’re insular in their way of thinking. The rest of the world looks at you guys and goes, they’re stupid, aren’t they. Americans keep doing things like this and believing it, and then the rest of the world goes, Wow, what a sad fall from Greece.

Send your letters to Russell Peters, who also commented on Kendrick versus Drake Russell, I mean congratch to Kendrick, but it was never a real beef. To me. It was a beef, but it was like a battle. There was nothing hip hop about it because it was literally two guys arguing about who’s a bad father and a husband. It had nothing to do with hip hop, and it was corny to me as a hip hop had It was good for Kendrick on a certain level.

Kendrick probably wouldn’t have had that record if he wasn’t in the middle of that war with Drake, So in a very strange way, Kendrick should thank Drake for all those Grammys. Russell says, I’ve been part of the hip hop culture since about eighty two. That’s when I first got introduced to it, and it shaped the way I act and look at the people I hung around with. It’s funny when you say hip hop, people will only think about music like rapping, but so many things make it hip hop. If you’re talking about rapping, then you’re talking about rap music, which is part of it, but not the only element.

The four elements of hip hop are take notes. Everybody got out of Penn’ll give you second here, you got pen, you got a piece of paper, okay, notesapp nopesap works just fine. The four elements of hip hop are breaking, DJing, rapping, and graffiti. Russell says, for me, it started with break dancing. I got into breaking, graffiti and DJing.

I never rapped, but could always appreciate it. His favorite hip hop era is anywhere from eighty eight to nine nine, a really solid run. I’m very East Coast and very Tri State area oriented. So when people ask me what do you think about so and so? I go now, I can’t listen to that accident Like Kendricks.

I don’t like the sound of his voice. Can you rhyme? Probably? Can you write some songs? Probably?

But can I listen to him? No? There are certain rappers whose voices I don’t like. I never like Tupacs. Then there are guys who had great voices and terrible rhymes.

It goes both ways again. Send your letters to Russell Peters via Canada. La Times asked John Marco, Sirissi, friend of the podcast, as a headliner, can you get darker because the crowd is there for you? But do you also worry about getting cheap laughs? Great question, John Marco said, I have some material in this special that involves feeling suicidal and having a friend who’s suicidal.

If I’d done that in a ten minute club set, people would be like, geez, I just want to have a good Friday night. What are you doing? But my fans know my point of view and like darker things, so I can explore these topics. But almost every comedian, even the greats, gradually get worse. One factor is performing for your fans who like you and will laugh even at a failed joke.

You lose the fear about keeping attention and having to write something so sharp. He addressed the physicality of his comedy and said, stand up in such a tricky art form because you can feel like a try hard. In the beginning, you could have accused me of being theatrical without the jokes to back it up. I got labeled as two to one man show at one club, which was frustrating. But for me, it’s pretty natural.

When attension is thrust upon me, a flamboyant emerges. I’m trying to lean into that without exaggerating it, always asking how can this be funny and serve the storytelling? As my stages literally get bigger, I look at the real estate and think after use it for something, what can I use the stool or the mic stand for in a way that doesn’t feel overly choreographed, but still adds a dimension that a lot of comics of the generation above me veered away from. Really really interesting, really smart. Felipe Esparza in that great Icon versus Icon interview from last week that I shared the Facebook group probably a week ago now Daily Comedy News podcast group, he talked about learning a lesson from a more veteran comic who told him always go over my set.

He told me to carry a tape recorded or record my sets and carry a note bad so I could write down any joke that came to me. As soon as a joke it comes to you, write it down. I did that for a long time. Now I have my phones, I just record my set and write down my ideas. There’s some things that I always have taken with me.

You know, for many comedians, it’s hard for them to listen to their own voice after one hour set or after performing seven shows in a row. But you really have to go home on your day off and listen to all seven shows. A lot of comics that they don’t like doing that they don’t like recording their set, they just remember to write it down on paper. For me, I like doing all that stuff. I like recording my set, listening to it, and then writing down the new jokes that night or new moment that was funny.

I’ll listen to those sets all day long. I might listen to the same show four or five times before I start taking notes. I like doing that as part of my creative process. What a fantastic job by Icon versus Icon. They got great stuff out of Felipe.

They’re curious when he feels he came into his own as performer. Felipe said, I think in the last couple of years. If you’ve seen my set on Last Comic Standing, when I won, I was still kind of deadpan and nervous on stage. What I have now is a lot more confidence. That’s something I didn’t have when I first started.

Right now, I want to say I’m fearless. I’ve done shows in Australia all over the world. I’ve been building the confidence. In the beginning, I was nervous man, a comedian would kill the room, absolutely destroy where after the comics left the stage, people are still thinking about that set. So Back in the day when I was following that, it would really throw me off my set.

Not anymore, man. I just look at my wife with her large assets. You know what, It’s not that dirty. I just look at my wife with her big ass boobs, and I know I’ve made it. I just feel confident, bro.

I feel like all these buff guys are flexing their muscles, but then I take out my trench coat and have muscles too. I’m gonna win the crowd over basically without trying. I don’t know what that is. I guess it comes from all the experience. I’m doing it a long time, all right.

Hannibal Burs has been working on opening a club. He has announced the official grand opening of his new space Sunday, March ninth. Hannibal will do musical and comedy sets and be joined by special guests. A press release says Essue Tuesdays will happen once a month, starting in March. A press release describes that as a high energy night of music, comedy, and improv featuring a log band and special musical guests.

No dates on that other than the concept of a Tuesday. Annibal says getting this venue open took way longer than I thought, was more expensive than I imagined. I’m excited to have a consistent home and experiment on stage and showcase top talent. When I’m not performing, I love going to shows, so now I get to consolidate that into one space. I have a lot of great memories in the space, and I’m excited to create more.

I’m excited to move past the construction face and get to putting on events. Good news, the campaigns who erect a statue of Terry Jones from Monty Python in his Seaside hometown has hit its target of one hundred and twenty thousand pounds in less than six months. One of those donations was six thousand pounds from Suzi Eddie Azzard. Now that the funding is there, artist Nick Elphick will start working on the final design. Sally Jones, is Terry’s daughter, said, I’m absolutely stunned that we’ve hit our target.

I want to thank everyone who’s made a donation or bought a campaign t shirt. We’ve had donations from all over the world and everyone has been so overwhelmingly positive about having a statue of my old dad, just like me. I’m sure he would have been blown away by the response. Variety put out a list. Lists are there to make you react to them, and I reacted to this one.

It is the one hundred greatest TV performances of the twenty first century. I won’t do all one hundred, but I picked out the comedy Ones ninety eight Britt Goldstein as Roy Kent and Ted Lasso. Fine ninety four is Matt Barry as Laslow on What We Do in the Shadows. Matt’s fantastic and everything. If you’ve never seen Toast of London, if that shows up on a streaming service, watch Toast of London.

This next one is crazy taw kristin Melodia is Tracy the Mother on How I Met Your Mother? Is she? What is she? In? Like?

Four episodes? Nine episode and what? And I think she was the only one from the cast mentioned. That’s just crazy talk, Like unless I missed it, are you gonna tell me she’s better than Neil Patrick Harris just head to head now. If you want to put her on for Penguin, I’ll discuss it with you.

But for this role, that’s Chris crazy.

Moving on eighty four, Alana Glazer in Broad City seventy is Ty Burrell from …

Sixty seven caitln Olsen as de Reynolds on It’s Always Sonny. She was the only one who made the list. Fair enough, She’s great on the show. The others are all fine. You know.

I’m not sure they’re the greatest actors of our generation, so sure that’s fair. Sixty three is Janelle j on Abbott. Fifty seven Danny Putty for Community. Fifty Susie s mend for just Yelling and Screaming on Kurby Your Enthusiasm made the list, okay. Forty eight Sarah Goldberg is Sally Reid on Barry.

Fantastic job by her. This next one is Crazy Talk. Forty Danny McBride is Kenny Powers on Eastbound and Down. I mean, I mean standy McBride doing Danny McBride things. It’s the fortieth best acting job of the twenty fourth century.

Yeah no A thirty eight Rachel Brosnahand for Missus Masel. Twenty five is Phoebe waller Bridge for Fleabag twenty four, Catherine O’Hara for Shits Creek, Yeah right. Twenty two Alec Baldwin for thirty Rock. Now I say that should be number one. Here’s why thirty Rock when Alec Baldwin isn’t in a scene is terrible.

He carried that show and helped foster the legend of Tina Fey. Thirty Rock minus Alec Baldwin is awful. Send your letters to me. You can copy Russell Peters on, but you can send your letters to me. Alec Baldwin made that show.

He’s number twenty two. Steve Carell is Michael Scott’s in the office at number twelve. Andre Brower possibly my favorite actor of all time as Captain Raymond Holton Brooklyn ninety nine. I guess I mean I think he’s great. He’s not as great in ninety nine as he is in Homicide Life on the Street.

And is it the eighth best performance overall? It’s not even his best performance. So I don’t know about that one either. And number one, let me remind you. This list is the one hundred greatest TV performances of the twenty first century, not comedy specific, overall, the one hundred greatest TV performances.

They went with and this is insane. Julia Louis Dreyfus as Selena Meyer for Veep. They wright, who else could it be over seven seasons. Louis Dreyfuss delivered the signature comedy performance of the century so far. I’ll jump in there now that is a good topic.

What is the signature comedy performance of the century so far? It might be Carell I’d have to think about it, and did so with such focused intensity that it was easy to forget that Viepe was a comedy at all. Now case you’re curious, and I’m sure you are, You’re like, hey, John, how is Brian Kranston not number one on the list? I agree? That’s a good point.

Listener the others on the list? So One was Julia. Two is Jeremy Strong for a succession? I won’t argue it, won’t fight in the street about it. Three is Elizabeth Moss as Peggy Elson and Madmen?

Also very good. But John Hamm wasn’t on this list at all. And I’m not saying ham over Moss, but is John Hamm number fifty one on this list? So that seems weird to me as well. Four was Lisa Kudro on The Comeback.

I’ve never seen it, so I can’t comment. Brian Kranston as Walter White and Breaking Bad was fifth, Michael Kenneth Williams is Omar on The Wires six, Carrie kN on The Leftovers is seven. She was fantastic in that. Brower Brooklyn ninety nine, Reecee Horn on Better Call Saul as Kim Wexler, she was very good in that. And Sandra Oh as Christina Ang on Gray’s Anatomy at ten also a very good pick.

So yeah, what is the signature comedy performance of the century so far? I’m just thinking it could be Chappelle something. It could be Kate McKinnon opening up Saturday Night Live after the one particular election. You know, it was a comedy show and she was in character. Could be that, right, It depends how we want to grade these day.

It could be Kate McKinnon. But I also think send me more letters. We’re a quarter of the way through the century now. I think people have forgotten how huge Dane Cook was and as a performer he worked the stage. You know, that could be up there.

This is a good topic. I’d have to put some thought into it. Or maybe I’ll get out my AI friend again and discuss it with my AI friend and see what he has to say. Maybe we’ll do that all right. That is your comedy news for today.

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Caloroga Shark Media. Wow. Hi, I am Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Pretty busy one for a Sunday. We’ll talk SNL in a minute, but I want to lead off with Bill Burr, who on his podcast suggested that we take the billionaires and put them down like dogs.

Let me just play a few words from Bill Burr and then I’ll tell you what he said. They need to be put down, you know, like rabid dogs. So I wanted to play the longer clip, but Bill really dropped a lot of f bombs in it, So let me just read a transcript of it. The amount of people out there that are struggling, he didn’t really do it in that kind of cadence. He spoke more slowly.

Let me see if I can capture it. The amount of people that are struggling out there because of these effing billionaires. They got us all arguing liberal and conservative. We gotta stop doing that. Like I’m so tired of hearing about people going to bed worried about what’s gonna happen next week.

There’s so much efing money in this country. There’s so much work being done, and if you work a whole fing week at a job. You should be able to pay your fing rent. You shouldn’t have to go out and get another fing job and you still be struggling. It’s bad for the country because the kids don’t see their parents and they’re not getting the upbringing they need.

These effing billionaires they need to be put down, you know, like effing rabbit dogs. They’re rabbit with effing greed, just going out and dividing everybody. The efic epitome of this now is like how devices we are that the Gulf of Mexico’s now the Gulf of American and people get excited, like how to f Does that help your wild It’s an empty gesture. It’s also like a racist gesture, like it’s the white guy saying f Mexicans without saying it, you know, like who has an fing problem with Mexicans? What’s the real problem?

This is just such an ugly effing time. If you want to hear Bill yourself. That was on the Monday Morning podcast, I think the Thursday edition, though the Big SNL fifty is tonight. I did a preview episode on Friday if you missed it, some new information A Red carpetge show Today, Willie Geist and Leslie Jones will lead the network’s coverage, with help from correspondent Matt Rogers. Roger co host Lost cultureisas with Bow and Y if you’re not familiar with his name.

The Red Carpet Show is seven pm Eastern tonight. It will air on digital platforms including YouTube, Facebook, insta x, and TikTok.

Meanwhile, Kevin Hart will be the first ever on court MC of the NBA All Star …

During the game, Heart will provide commentary from the court, The NBA said in a press release. He’ll be leveraging his long standing friendships with the league’s prominent players and his legendary status as an entertainer to add a layer of comedic disruption into the live game. Heart will be charged with hyping up fans in the arena and watching around the world, alongside Ernie Johnson and team general managers Charles Barkley, Shaquille O’Neill, Candace Parker, and Kenny Smith. The All Star Game is tonight at eight o’clock on T and T, TBS, True, Maax and Max. You know it’s a tough call, but you know there’s that big SNL show tonight Kevin.

Sorry, by the way, looking ahead, I will discuss the SNL fifty show on Tuesday. I just I don’t want to do a late night show tonight and I want to properly put it together, so we’ll talk about that on Tuesday. I’m super excited about this, and you know I’m super excited when British comedy makes the first half of the podcast. Channel four has announced a new sketch show from Mitchell and Webb. If those names don’t ring a bell to you, they’re the guys from the sitcom Peep Show, and they’re the guys from a previous sketch show called the Mitchell and Webb.

Look now, if you’re still like I don’t know who those guys are, you’ve seen a clip. There are two Nazis, and one Nazi asked the other Nazi. Are we the baddies? That’s who Mitchell and webar Mitchell and Webbing. A statement said when Channel four asked us to do another sketch show, we were startled, but mused and available.

It’s a perilous time for the industry and so it’s our hope that relaunching the trickiest genre of comedy is a brilliant piece of counterintuitive commissioning. I think that’s fantastic. Now you might be asking yourself, Johnny Mack, what would it sound like if weird Al sang that song with the chorus eight six seven five three oh nine it’s called Jenny, what would it sound like? Well, let me tell you what would sound like. I got John.

Big It’ll change ex. Seven eight six seven. That’s from a fundraiser the other night. The middle Aged Dad Jam Band, which started out in David Wayne’s garage, has become like a thing. There are a bunch of these, but if you’re on YouTube, you’ll you’ll come across middle Aged Dad jam Band videos.

They got together to support two charities, United Way of Greater Los Angeles Wildfire Response Fund and a Pasadena community Fountain Eaton Fire Relief and Recovery Fund. A lot of people got up and performed with the band, including Nick Thune, Will Forte, Randall Park, Tarren Killum, and weird Al Yankovic. The night also featured stand up from Jeff Ross and Mosha Kasher. The entire things on YouTube if you want to check it out. Ari Shafer spoke to Fox News about pushing the envelope and said it’s like, okay, I mean, and I could do easier bits that wouldn’t make people leave angry, but I really want a hard fought laugh.

Those are my favorite laughs where there’s really a risk of making somebody go FU. My dad died in that area. He said, if no one’s walking out, you haven’t found the line yet. For me, the stuff I like is right on that line where a few people are leaving angry, and I’m like, good riddance. Icon versus Icon had a fantastic interview with Felipe Esparza.

I share that in the Facebook group. Earlier in the week, a Daily Comedy News podcast group, Solippy said there are some comedians out there been doing comedy a long time. They have a killer hour they do on the road, but it’s never been recorded. They’re great comics, but no one has seen their one hour special, so they’re the unsung heroes. They’re on the road killing it bro.

People come to see them and are blown away. I do the same thing they do, but people have seen my jokes already, so I have to go out there but naked, with no material and try to come up with all new jokes. All of a sudden for raging fool. That’s his new Netflix special. I see the jokes that my wife edited out.

I work the material that didn’t go up From there, I write topical jokes like President Trump wants to make Greenland part of the United States, and they want Canada to be the fifty first state. But I live in California. We want to be a province of Canada. We want maple syrup all day. How did that sound the Vancouver Dodgers.

So I do have topical jokes to play along with the way, and when the topic is over, I just replace it with a new topical joke along the way. I’m also building a real set I’ll have in a year and a half. It’s always evolving, really really good stuff by icon versus icon. Here. NBR caught up with Ronnie ching the topic, seeking affirmation through crowd responses.

Ronnie said, we are looking for a good reaction to a joke, specifically laughter. Yeah, clapter kind of sucks, but we comedians don’t believe in our own marketing. Someone told me the best comics think their material is bad, and there’s something to that. I think. I don’t know any great comic who’s like, ah, my material is the best in the world.

You know, you’re always looking at other comics and going, man, that guy’s really funny. I need to write a better bit. You know, you never feel like you have the greatest joke in the world. You’re always impressed by someone else’s joke. That’s how I feel.

Anyway. Ronnie talked about his parents finding out he was a comedian. They found out when he got hired on The Daily Show. They didn’t know what it was, but after I told him I got hired, they googled it and they found out about it, and they were like, oh, you know, this is an important show, this is a famous show. And I’m like, yeah, I know.

Matt Baloney on The Town podcast had a conversation with Bill Simmons and they revealed Ted Sarandos, the CEO of a Netflix, has kind of sort of thought about taking on SNL. Baloney says rumors have been around that Serrandos might launch a Friday or Sunday night sketch comedy show, perhaps even grabbing some SNL talent, but has too much respect for Loren Michael’s to actually do it. But post lorn all bets are off Baloney says NBC will walk right into it because once Lauren leaves, they’ll start cost cutting on that show because it’s hugely expensive for what it is. Lauren has been able to beat them back, but they’ll start to cut costs and Ted will recognize it and he’ll swoop in. Simmons said, if Netflix had done this two years ago on Friday Night, so the GUESSNL would have been in real trouble, they would have gotten the jump on them.

Good insight from Bill. SNL just goes away from mid May to late September, and every four years you have these political conventions. That’s the most fun part to parody. Netflix could have just launched a Friday night SNL show last May and crushed it for four months, and by the time SNL came back, it would have felt like a dinosaur. He’s right, that is smart.

I some more stuff about that Peter k heckling thing. Short version UK comedian Peter k kicked out some hecklers the other night and people are upset about it. Brian Logan in The Guardian writes, this is where the story turns from your regular comic versus heckler phreakas to something uglier, the more so because K’s brand is bloke next Door homeliness, not Jimmy Carr malice. It’s hard not to consider this incident in the context of recent developments in live comedy. The status of heckling of comedians interaction with the crowd is never settled.

Dealing with interruptions used to be a badge of honor. Then as the art form gentrified, heckling fell out of favor. But now, thanks to social media, where comedians seller shows on the strength of their quote unquote crowd work and indeed orchestrate audience participation for just that purpose, the cut and thrust of comic crowd backchat is back in vogue. Yes, TikTok comedians, social media people, you crowd work people have ruined it for everyone. In a world where younger comics that would me editorializing back to The Guardian.

In a world where younger comic study how to do it just right, this crass instance of crowd work on K’s part looks all the more of a misstep. He’ll survive it. We’re not in Michael Richard’s territory here, but Kay’s men other people reputation, the comic would all love to break bread with garlic or otherwise will be tainted, And I thought this was interesting. A study on computational humor argues that AI is already as good as late night jokes. I agree, especially on slow news days, I’ll tap into the late night jokes here just to give the podcast some length, and occasionally I used to have the late bot write some jokes.

The AI was tasked to make some jokes about evergreen news headlines that wouldn’t get stale. Before the testing was finished, both the joke writing AI and the human were given three days to write punchlines and eliminating any speed advantage that the AI has. Actual comedians told the joke in a club environment. The comics were given the jokes in random order, no clues as to their authors. The comics told the audience they were writing some jokes written by a friend.

In each set, the professional comic delivered eight jokes, half by the human, half by the AI. In the first sample, three of the four highest ranking jokes, including the top joke, were by the AI. The main conclusion of the study, AI written jokes performed in front of a live audience elicited laughter within the same range as jokes written by a professional human. So I used one of my AI programs I use for various things here at the podcast company, and I asked it to write three late night jokes. I will share them with you.

Remember that I am not in case you can’t tell a comedian, I am not trained in stand up. I’m also doing these in a basement. I’m not doing them in a comedy club, So you guys aren’t warmed up. There’s no laughter treact to but all that, I don’t think these are pretty bad. These are from the AI.

Let me try and tell them properly. You see, Trump is trying to rename the Gulf of Mexico the Golf America. Yeah, it hit a snag. Apparently renaming bodies of water requires more paperwork than pleading the fifth. Finally, someone is brave enough to stand up to big geography.

You know what Trump’s got to do next? He has to get the Pacific Ocean to show its birth certificate. Trump’s also planning to rename Cubaa, South moor Alago and Venezuela. He just wants to call it that place with the badombres dot com. And that is your comedy news.

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