Andrew Schulz and Bert Kreischer Specials, Chris Rock hits after-party, John Mulaney TV tickets available

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hello, I’m Jenny mack who with your Daily Comedy News should be a good one on Netflix. Today, it’s Andrew schultz new special. It’s called Life, his second for Netflix. This one filmed at New York’s Beacon Theater.

We’re told it’s his most personal yet. Andrew offers a look at the hilarious and humbling journey of trying to start a family, breaking down the chaos of IVF like only he can, says the presser from pumping out samples, you know what he means to dodging emotional landmines. It’s raw, real, and will make you grateful. Your swimmers probably work. It’s gonna be a good month on Netflix.

They also announced Bert Kreischer’s special Lucky. There’s a trailer for that. I’ve made some slight edits for language. Let’s listen. All right, So hands, did you know Julius Caesar was a real person?

Okay, I didn’t know that one. We’re in a big tour and they’re talking about Julius Caesar and Cleopatro of fake names. I have my daughter, George, I go yo, you see a real person, and she looks at me. This Tart. That’s a great question for the group.

Dad for Kreischer Lucky on Netflix, March eighteenth, Falling up on the Oscars. By the way, I dropped a bonus episode yesterday Mike Chisholm and I from the Letterman Podcast. That’s not a proper way to phrase it, you know what I meant. Mike from the Letterman Podcast, and I discussed Conan O’Brien for about forty five minutes, So that’s in the feed. Chris Rock showed up at the after party.

He hadn’t shown up at one of the Oscar after parties since the infamous event. Chris Rock now sixty years old. Wow wow, wow wow Wow. You just picture him as a young comedian on SNL, don’t you wow? Sixty Manedy Ferre tells us Chris Rock looked polished in a black tuxedo paired with a white shirt and smart black shoes.

He was spotted talking to David Spade, Mick Jagger, and Timothy Shalla. May not bad being David Spade being the fourth most famous person in that group. Kase you’re curious, Wilson not at the party. Chris was asked would you ever host the Oscars? Again his answer, you never know.

This is what I would say. The most miserable people on earth are people that can’t forgive, and not just people. You have to forgive yourself sometimes, so hey, you never know. I live in forgiveness. True love starts at forgiveness.

Nikki Glaser was at the after party. We’re told she was in a sheer black lace gown and matching black heels on the red carpet. She confessed wasn’t easy to make the look work. She told Entertainment Tonight it was a different size a couple hours ago because I got fitted for it a month ago and I’ve been eating too much skinny pop. So interesting choice by south By Southwest to announce their comedy lineup in a very busy weekend with Shane Gillis hosting Saturday Night Live and the Oscars kind of taking all the oxygen out of the rooms.

Let me catch up on this one. They’ve announced the full comedy festival lineup for south By Southwest twenty twenty five. Comedy shows are from March seventh through the tenth. Check your calendar, that’s this week. Here’s a whole bunch of names that they put in the top of the press release, Alex English, Anthony Atanuick Oppornon Onturla, Bonnie McFarlane, Brian Simpson, Caitlin Polufo sing a little buzz on her, All of a sudden, Chad Damiani, I don’t know, Chad Christina, Catherine Martinez, Doug Benson, Drew Dunn, Godfrey Greer Burns All of a sudden, seeing some buzz on Greer as well, Ian Lara James, Adomian, Jay Jorden, Jod Rosa, Katherine Blandford, Kristen Toomey, Laura Peeke, Laura Lapkis, Lisa Gilroy, Lynn Koplitz, Maddie Wiener, Matt Besser, Megan Gelly, Melissa, Vius Signor, Natalie Palomides, Nick Thune, Nico Karney Oppi, Alakbaju, Pete Lee, Punky Johnson, Ritchie Conquest, Rich Voss, Sam Jay, Scott Ackerman, Sean Patton, Stuart Goldsmith, and t J.

Miller. Some of the shows that’ll be there Scott Ackerman with his podcast That Some People Like. Stuart Goldsmith returns with live editions of his UK podcast The Comedians. Comedian Doug Benson’s going to do a Doug Loves Movies, although I think that’s a week later. I looked at the schedule earlier.

Matt Besser is doing an episode of Improv for Humans. South By is celebrating the fiftieth anniversary of the Hollywood Improv. The Storied Club, with its iconic brick wall, returns with Melissavia Signor another club favorites for an evening at the Hollywood Improv. Gotham Comedy Club out of New York City will host Gotham Comedy Club Presents, featuring Brian Simpson and some others. Don’t Tell Comedy is doing their first ever roster of Don’t Tell Comedy All Stars.

Now. Is that a secret show or are you telling us where it is? Because that’s not what Don’t Tell Comedy is. That would be Told Comedy. The Allegian Theater, the center of LA’s Bursioning Clown movement, brings their flavor of experimental, outrageous performances to the Comedy Festival.

Alesia Knight’s eight c X is a variety show featuring upon an Intrilla, Natalie Palamedes and other special talents. Well you got a great one too. They’re off the top of the roster I would definitely go see that. Skank Fest going a little mainstream here, teaming up with south By for the festival mashup showcase Southwest skank Fest. You live long enough, everything becomes establishment.

Wow skank Fest, You guys are now sponsored thing at south By Southwest Wow. Okay. Southwest gang Fest will feature Jode Rosa, Samjay, Bonnie McFarlane and Sean Patton. That’s a good lineup. Hey, it apmosed to everybody, guys, enjoy the money while you can.

Joe Rosa will host The Street Meet, a comedic celebration of food trucks, grease pits and sandwich shops. Love it Joe. We’ll talk about food with creators of some of the country’s greatest common cuisine and a comic or two, which reminds me, I’m hungry. I’m recording this much later than I usually do because I recorded with Mike Chisholm for The Letterman podcast earlier, and I’m running about two hours late, and I gotta go have a sandwich myself. Oh, and Robert Smigel’s down there.

That means another week of me trying to book Robert Smigel on the show and no one getting back to me. Okay, at least he’s like outdoing stuff and not just ignoring me. I can understand if you’re not checking your email while you’re writing the oscars and hanging out at South By Eye, get it. Just want to promote the benefit, that’s all. Not looking to ask you about uh Conan or tryumph for Dana Carvey.

I mean, I’d love to, but it’s not why I’m looking at you on all right.

Also happening this week the Knockouts Women Comedy Festival that actually ki…

Because the first I heard about it was when I put the show together on Monday. And I’ll remind you I put this show together every single day. Now, maybe I’m terrible at it, but you know I do google the words comedy and comedian and go ten pages deep on both searches, and this never came up. So maybe it’s the publicist not me. Ponchi today and I’m in a good mood.

The Knockouts Comedy Festival, which I think is really cool and I would love to talk about it, has kicked off and runs through Saturday with over fifty shows, a dozens of venues in and around at New York City. Comedians include Phoebe Robinson, Lisa Treeger, Emma Willman, Gina Brillan, as well as plenty of local favorites. The Knockouts Women Comedy Festival was born out of a desire to celebrate and amplify the voices of women in comedy and is actively inclusive to those marginalized and underrepresented in the industry, including trans, non binary, and gender fluid comedians of all backgrounds. The co creators put out a statement that said, we believe it’s essential to create spaces where women can sh showcase their talents, share their perspectives, and support one another in a traditionally male dominated field. By hosting the festival during Women’s History Month, we honor the achievements of women throughout history while also highlighting the contributions of contemporary female comedians.

We missed the opening night. They had Knockouts of the week, two stand up comedy shows featuring ten up and comers. Sounds like a really good festival. A nice job on that, Yeah, send me press release. I’ll talk about you in case you missed it.

Because I changed the schedule instead of putting on episode at three oh five am Monday. I actually put it out Sunday night during the Oscars because I figured it’s done and it’s close enough to three in the morning, let me just hit publish on this. But in it, I gave a great review to Shane Gillis’s SNL. So that’s the Sunday Night episode in the feed. That should be the episode before the Mike Chisholm episode.

In case you’re catching up anyway, Bowen Yang is shutting down those rumors that he was responsible for Shane Gillis being fired from SNL. There was a recent Instagram post promoting the show. Someone named Michelle called Shane a bigger man to come host f being unfairly ditched, and alleged that Boone Yang, whom she referred to as a whiny queen, had bitched him off the show. This Michelle person wrote, SNL fired him as a hater. He’s not.

He’s very kind and a smart humor and stands up to bullying. Bow and Yang heard about the comment and replied and noted that Bowen wrote the sketch you were a background actor in. It appears the commenter did appear in a twenty nineteen sketch, Isn’t This fun? That sketch was called Fashion Coward. That sketch features host Emma Stone, Kate McKinnon, and Adye Bryant.

This sketch acts as a fake commercial for a clothing store that sells bland clothing for women. Bowen, Yang, Shane Gillis, and Chloe Feynman were the newly added cast members in twenty eighteen. Shane was dropped after he came under fire last year. Bowen told Variety, I think he and I have done enough things in our careers now to really not have that be the definitive beginning or the thing that casts a Paul over everything else that we do going forward and from Late night er Any excited for Mulaney’s late night show, latenighter dot Com reports the ticket requests are opened through a website one Iota, so the number one, Iota, number one, Iota so one, and then Iota. The recordings are eight consecutive wednesdays starting March twelfth.

Wow, that’s like next week in April thirtieth. That’s right, the show is out next week. I have that in the back of my mind. I have that in the calendar. Absolutely, it’s next week.

The tapings list a five thirty pm audience load in time, with the show scheduled to go live on Netflix at ten eastern seven West. Conan is getting nothing but good reviews. I haven’t seen anything negative about Conan at all, The Independent wrote, for the first time in years, the Oscars seemed to actually enjoy themselves. Sunday ceremony was a celebratory affair and necessary lick of positivity for a city that had weathered destructive wildfires in recent weeks. A brilliant turn by O’Brien and a raft of genuinely very good winners made this the best Oscars in recent history.

My personal favorite in recent history was Will Smith slapping Chris Rock. That was pretty good for the download numbers. I’m mad every time somebody doesn’t get smacked. Sorry, I’m just telling you. I got a podcast to do here and did a good job.

Doesn’t move the numbers. The Atlantic Road. Conan O’Brien understood the assignment. The Oscars host was silly and serious by turns, and delightfully in control of the evening. Yep, well said as soon as Conan O’Brien strode onto the Oscar stage, Sunday night.

He looked like he belonged there. He was self deprecating, telling the crowd to sit down before he continued, even though no one was standing. I’m still mad at Hulu. Did you catch this? So there we are.

Some of us are watching Hulu joining the Oscars, and right in the middle of Best Actress nominees, the screen goes off and we get a thing saying the telecast has concluded, and it never came back on. I don’t know Hulu. When I watch the Oscars, I kind of want to see Best Actress and Best Picture. It’s sort of a big deal. You guys screwed the pooch on that one bad job out of you.

That’s your comedy news for today. If you enjoy the program, tell a friend about it. They might like it too. If you’re within your shot of Robert Smigel, yell out hey watching you the Daily Comedies podcast, he wants to promote your charity event. That’d be a cool thing to do.

And if you’re a Hulu publicist, I understand why you’re mad at me right now, because I’m kind of mad at you guys. Do see tomorrow

Conan O’Brien Stuns as Oscars Host – with guest Mike Chisholm from The Letterman Podcast

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hiley hoo. I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News bonus edition. As promised, I pained Mike Chisholm from The Letterman Podcast to get him on here, and I have one question for Mike and then I’m gonna let him go. Mike, are you prepared to admit to my fans, your fans, Letterman fans, Conan fans, that Conan O’Brien is better at hosting the Oscars than David Letterman.

Man, not as only is he better at hosting than David Letterman, I would say that he is better than hosting than only the upper echelon of best hosts of all time. Conan absolutely knocked it out of the park last night. Oh my god, what a great Oscars that was. I love that you didn’t hesitate at all, because we all know we both love Dave. But it is what it is.

But yeah, Conan was fantastic. I see a note here. This is from comedian Jeff Tweety. I just saw this on threads. He wrote, Conan my be the most beloved crossover comedian of the last thirty years.

You talk about a guy who crushes it with anti comedy, comedy snobs, yep and traditional club stand up fans. Has no real controversies except ones where he’s screwed over by Jay Leno paraphrasing, seamlessly transitioned from TV to full time podcasting and remained hugely relevant. Yeah, yeah, unbelievable. What a great job. Yeah, it was.

It was like he took all of the best moments that he remembered from the Oscars that he enjoyed mixed in his not just his brand of comedy, because I felt Smigel, I felt different elements of like. It was very much a Conan O’Brien Oscars, there’s no question, but where when Dave hosted back in the day, he would take his sensibility and even some of his bits and kept them the way that they were. Conan took things sensibility and again even I would say a couple of the things that happened would be Conan bits, but he elevated them and he really morphed them for that audience so well. And again it was very much a Conan O’Brien Oscars, but also broad enough that the pop culture appeal of it was just absolutely flawless. As far as I’m concerned it was very traditional.

On Saturday’s episode, in my Oscar’s preview, I picked up on an interview where Conan was talking about how he grew up watching the Oscars and watching the host of the past, and I noticed at one point, pretty early in the show, he had that old timey rhythm of you do a chapter, you do a segment, you switch topics, for example, Yeah, and how about conclave joke, audience reacts, pause, and then there’s an aura and you do another chuck. It’s almost the same rhythm as a roast where you goo and Mike Chisholm is here. Hey, he’s wearing his letterman jacket. That’s a shock hot. That’s not a mean joke, it’s just a joke.

And I felt like he had that old Bob Hope rhythm and Hope gets killed for the work he did after age eighty. People go back and watch Bob Hope clips, please. He had the classic Oscars host rhythm. Yeah no, no, no, that rhythm that he had completely the same rhythm that Conan fans have come to the thing about it is, it’s it’s every bit his rhythm as well. But you’re you’re exactly right the way that he would and again you’re right again.

And also nothing is me. I’m not trying to just agree with everything that you just said, but it’s all perfectly relevant. The mood of it was so light. He wasn’t mean about things, like even the opening that he did with the Substance with to be moore that that is such a perfect Conan moment. I remember when he owsted the Emmys and he came through the ceiling of the office and he was in twenty four and he was in when he came in when they started the show with a couple of things, the video montage and then a couple other but the Conan part where he was mocking or doing a mock up or a parody of the substance.

I was expecting that he might do that throughout the show for all of the movies but he all the Best Picture movies, but he didn’t. But he did give homage to a lot of them, very smartly and very uniquely throughout the show. I just yeah, again, I’m gushing all over this thing. But I’m gonna watch it again. I’m gonna go back and watch Power the Oscars again.

It was so good. One of the things I jotted down. I did a substack post this morning, mainly commenting on Hulu screwing the pooch. So if you didn’t catch up on that, Hulu cut out during the Best Actress Award and never came back. So yeah, I had a hop on my ship and head to International Waters to see best pictures, if you know what I’m saying.

But it was like, come on, Hulu, what are you doing. But as part of the substack I mentioned I don’t have much to say about Conan, and that is high praise because the gig and you and I have talked about what the gig is and the seacrest of it all. The gig is once you get past the opening montage and you’ve done your monologue and you’ve done whatever the big stunt is at the beginning. From there on, it’s keep the show moving and stay out of the way. If you and I are having a conversation right now about Conan O’Brien and he did this, and he did that, and I did that, other than just wow, that was really good, really enjoyed it, that’s the wrong conversation to have.

At the beginning of his monologue, there was a part where maybe not at the very beginning, he had a couple jokes out of the way the police sit down at the beginning that was really funny. But there was a part where he was walking around and he even said, I am walking around the stage to show you that I have control of it. It’s almost like he took a note from somebody who might have directed one of these things for a long, long period of time and told him that, and he just goes around and he says, yes, this is what I’m doing. As soon as he did that, I’m like, Oh, this is gonna be that perfect blend of exactly what you’re talking about. He’s doing what we’re expecting him to do, but now he is taking control of the ship and gonna take us for a ride at the same time, and applied the pressure of that pedal perfectly.

He didn’t do anything to overshadow it. All he did was accentuated. So let’s walk through it chronologically, because I think there was a point where his comfort level set in and when he was prancing the stage. I don’t think we were there yet. Yeah, the opening clip the substance parody very conan.

As you suggest, you seem to like it. I didn’t think it landed, don’t. I don’t hate it. I’m not gonna kick a can about it, but I don’t think it landed. I don’t know if it landed or not, but a ditch.

First off, it did for me, but I’m a Conan fan, and I think that needless to say. It may not have landed for the pop culture of everybody else, but it did show. This is a very Conan O’Brien joke, very consistent with his stuff with the Emmys and whatnot. But to me, that’s where you knew that this was gonna have his sensibility all over this program. I’ll compare this performance to pitching a baseball game.

I feel like he may have walked the first batter and went two and zero on the next guy, and I was getting a little nervous, and then he settled in and found his fastball and just crushed it. Because my next note here is there was an early joke about a complete unknown and two other things rhythm of three typical joke, and I could I knew the joke was coming once he said a complete unknown. Now I thought the punchline was gonna be. That’s what they said about me back in ninety four, but I still could tell that it was going to be a joke about him and a bit telegraphed, and at that point that we’re very early here, I was like, ooh, this could be rough because the audience hadn’t settled in yet. A complete unknown, a real a real pain.

They’ll turn out too. These are just some of the names I was called on the red carpet. Yeah. No, there was that nervous energy and the uncertainty, and you’re right, there was a settling. There was a settling in point.

I’ll tell you this. The part where I got really excited was the John Lithgow gag. It seems we’re not gonna pull anybody off the stage, where he’s gonna show John with a disappointed look in the audience, pointing it out, doing it perfectly. That also to me very on brand for Conan, and to me that got the audience excited as well. The way that he would interact with people in the audience.

I think that’s always a hallmark that does transcend host a host playing with people in the audience, and many times you might want to be playing with the biggest movie stars and all of that sort of stuff. Conan having fun with John lithgowt to me was a lot of fun. Let me sidebar there. One of the notes I had for the telecast was they did a great job. It was celebrities that I say that I live on old Man Mountain.

I’m fifty five years old. These were celebrities that even I’ve heard of. They but they were current stars. It wasn’t like, oh yeah, they brought out Mark Campbell from nineteen seventy seven, who they later did you know? It was today’s stars, today’s musicians, not quote unquote my people.

It felt very modern. I have the highest compliments for the production. I’ll jump wayhead to the end when they honored Quincy Jones, So how do we honor Quincy Jones? And I thought picking a song from The Wiz was brilliant? High five whoever thought of that?

Because it ties the Wiz to Wicked, which ties the past to today, and the Whiz is like almost fifty years old now, which is differently scary. Just a really modern feel honoring the past being tied to the past. But an oscars for twenty twenty five. My wife and I we talked at length about Wicked because my wife adores Wicked. This is one of those movies that we saw it twice in the theater and then the moment the digital came out, and my wife was just so excited that they started the show with Somewhere over the Rainbow.

All of the Wizard of Oz connections throughout this telecast I thought was brilliant, and the Wiz. I just wish they would have mentioned Michael Jackson’s name to me, that’s the uh, you know, the script for Oprah and for Whoopy talking about all the different artists that he worked with, But they didn’t mention Michael Jackson’s name, but yet they said he was the helm of we are the world. Didn’t mention Michael’s name, but then they showed the Wiz, which, again, you’re right, perfect tie in there. They’re a better way to tie him to the relevancy of this year than that. But I thought it was very, very safe.

It was a very safe copy that was given to those ladies not to mention Michael Jackson’s name, even though Quincy Jones of course, always will be tied to that body of work as well. That being said, yeah, absolutely there was Wicked was all over this thing. Again, this is what I want to know is how much input does Conan and his team get to come in and they get to callborate with this institution that’s been around forever, does Conan get does he get to say how hard they’re going to press the wicked pedal versus say some of the other pedals that he could press. I’m super curious about that. After I let Mike go, I went upstairs to grab an iced coffee with caramel mil because you know, and I realized I didn’t answer his question about the production of it all, and I do want to just address that because I feel like I have something to say about it.

I’ve produced a few things in my life, nothing on the scale of the Oscars, but I’ve produced a few things. As for Conan’s involvement with the rest of the show, in my experience as somebody who’s produced things on and off for thirty years, what would happen is, uh, so you’ve got a host lined up and then on the suits end, So I’ll put myself on the suit’s end. I would grab my team and start spitballing. Okay, what could we do with host who’s got some ideas? And we would come up with a million ideas, and then the leader of the project, me would contact the talents principal person.

So in this case, if I’m producing the Oscars, I’ve got my team, We’re bouncing some ideas, and now I’m going to whoever Conan’s guy or gal is and saying, hey, do you think Conan would be into any of this? That person, having the position of being Conan’s guy or gal, knows how Conan thinks and is like, no, he would never do that. He might be into that, let me bounce it off him.

And then then that person would go to the host, get some feedback, and then c…

I thought the thing with the basketball was kind of fun, and there’s no way he wants to do the thing about geopolitics.


And then from there you would shape the show together.

But that’s my experience. Anyway, back into Mike. Does Conan get does he get to say how hard they’re going to press the wicked pedal versus say some of the other pedals that he could press. I’m super curious about that. Me and Robert Morton are gonna be talking about this.

I was Mexicano, no great messaging him throughout the telecats. I said, if you’ve been talking to Jeff Ross and he said all day? And I was like, oh gosh, I want to know more about those conversations because I really want to know how much input these guys had into the substance of the show, rather than just the acides between the substance that was there. I want to know how much collaboration was there. You know, you get better, guess I get you.

I don’t know if I don’t know if we’re gonna make it a letter in podcast or now we’re doing a phone call and we’re gonna talk about it. But he may he may be coming on for that. But yeah, Jeff Rock Spigel all over this thing. Well, yeah, the chronological thing I think is a good idea. But I want to go back to that the film that they did trying to teach people that the communal streaming service going to the movie theater.

I loved that video so much. I didn’t know if that was the Smigel piece. I felt like it might have been, but again, feels like a cone and piece, but elevated and pop culturized for that audience. I love that segment. No, everything just fantastic.

All right, So going down my chronological so at some point he prancis the stage. Yeah, we’ve covered that. I felt when he started bantering with Timothy Shalla may is when he got comfortable, and then physically, I felt like Conan knew he had the room, now that the room had his back, that this wasn’t going to be Letterman two or whatever other oscars we want to talk about. He knew he had the room. So now he’s more confident and he’s now he’s just throwing fastballs.

Yeah, and again keeping it very very One of the things that I loved about this is that Conan has clearly interacted with these stars and these megastars forever, because he’s got this level of comfort with these people, whether it’s perceived and it’s just because of how professional he is, or because he actually has a relationship with some of these people. Like it was seamless going from the opening Hullabaloo to then bringing out Robert Downey Junior. Again, they really started this thing by throwing fastballs somewhere over the rainbow, but then the main song Unlimited, from which it was just absolutely like, how do you top that? She came in and they absolutely belted it out. It was perfect.

Conan does his opening, he lands it, and then he brings out Robert Downey Junior. I love the best supporting act way that he did, the best supporting actor. How he get to monologue about every single one of the performances. And again, this is arguably you talk about pop culture in the modern times, one of the coolest guys out there generationally. And this is where, again I want to know how much input there was, because it was just a perfect thing to do.

It was like follow this, now, follow this. They started at a very high level. All right, well, come back and we’ll talk about my friend and yours. Adam Sandler. Oh, I’m cool.

I can’t wait to talk to you about this. Yeah, very much a Conan bit. By the way, again, just like lift goal, very much a Conan bit with one of Conan’s people. I know you’re not a huge out of Sadler bit, and I saw your reaction to it last night, so I’m the happy, optimistic Canadian up here. I was charmed by it, I really was.

I thought it was borderline brave to do what they did with Sandler in the audience with the hoodie and the microphone and allowing him to just be Adam Sandler. You didn’t think it landed. I know that I’m in the minority here. I understand the guy has a ton of money. We were supposed to take a break here, hold on, we’ll be right back.

Okay, all right, Mike’s got the giggles here. He apparently really likes Adam Sandler. Look, I’m obviously wrong. Adam Sandler has more money than anybody. He has all these successful films.

In whatever Hall of Fame we’re going to make, he’s going to be in it. I just I think he’s a fantastic dramatic actor. Uncut. Jebs is a great film, and he did that to show off that he can act. So please do more of that.

The recent thing, I don’t know what was called, the thing where he was in the spaceship with the alien. He’s really good in that. That was really good. Do more of that, please, But that bit last night where he’s in the audience and he’s dressed like quote unquote Adam Sandler and Conan’s giving him the business, it wasn’t funny. Now the rest of the Internet found it funny.

The rest of the Internet is gonna go see Happy Gilmore and say it was the funniest thing. I obviously just don’t get it, but you liked it. To me, it was very much a Conan bit and Adam Sandler, like him or don’t like him, A lister like he’s in. He’s one of these. He’s one of these A listers that in previous Oscars hosts have fun with some of these people.

You know, growing up with Jack Nicholson many times is in the front road, he’s smiling with the sunglasses or whatever. This is Conan’s version of that. In my opinion, not saying that Adam Sandler is Jack Nicholson, but he’s an A list star and it’s very much on Brent. It’s a mashup of the Oscars in Conan O’Brien’s sensibility and friends. As far as I’m concerned.

Somebody mentioned I think also on Threads Sandler would be a good choice to host the Oscars. He’s got the chops. We’ve seen he can do the sentimental again. The guy’s talented. I just don’t find some of the artistic choices he makes to be funny.

But he’s got a toolbox. I just wish he would use different tools. I think he’d be fantastic hosting the Oscars. Oh, Adam Sandler could absolutely knock the ball out of the park when it comes to that. He’s got again the collaboration that he has at his fingertips with people.

I think would be really special for something like that to pivot a little bit again, staying in the vein of Conan and his friends and people he admires and whatnot. What point did you notice that Nick Offerman was the announcer for the Oscars. I thought that was I don’t know if it was after the first commercial break or whatever. I’m like, I think that’s I said to Candy, I think that’s Nick Offferman.


And then of course he comes in later for a bit even better.

But what a bold, fantastic choice for the announcer for the Oscars having Nick Goferman there. I think I had the same timeline as you around the second commercial break, because I was like, wait, I know that voice. That’s Nick Offerman, because I recognized his particular delivery as the character of the president from the movie Civil War. He was doing that kind of read and then I couldn’t get that out of my head. I kept picturing that very serious Nick Offerman president doing the VOS so yeah, around the same time, I did Google just to make sure before they did the one minute bit.

I’ll play that here for people who missed it. This is Conan O’Brien’s first time hosting the Oscars. That is true in a culture, it is all about. A lot of pressure. Not really, I’ve hosted a lot of shows, Emmy Awards, Music Awards.

Well nothing this big, Nick, do me a favorite. Please stop interrupting. Okay, okay, guy, just trying to help, all. Right, Fine, the movies we honor tonight, explore the. Challenge this big, coming so late in one’s career, must weigh on a man’s soul.

That’s enough. Just write the script I gave you. He’s one of the great comedians of our time. Conan O’Brien, perfect, Thank you our OSCAR announcer, Nick Offerman, Thank you, Nick. Fantastic clip.

Just so much fun. Right, it was great that. And little nuds throughout the night. Again, I’m a huge Amy Poehler fan, and the idea that Nick got to have a little bit of fun with Amy Pohler was there. Just yeah, again, this is that collaboration I was talking about.

Conan brought our version, that the audience’s version of his people. You think about some of these people that he you would have say with Conan O’Brien. All over the show. People on the internet were losing their mind that the announcer got Amy Poehler’s name wrong, which was doubly funny to me, Just so good. What things you gotta be in on the joke?

Yep? All right. So at the end of the monologue he goes into a musical piece called I won’t waste time. I’ll throw the ball to you. I think anybody who’s been a long time Conan O’Brien fan knows his experience with The Simpsons and the idea of the mono rail song, and I think a lot of people were hoping that Conan would get his monorail song moment he did.

I don’t think it was too long. I think it felt fairly short to me, and I thought that he did a very good job of it, and to me, that itch for a mono rail song type presentation was completely scratched at that moment, and I was grinning ear to ear. I think I suffered from Montareel syndrome that especially because he had some sort of stick cane something in his hands, and my brain was just like Montoreil, Montoreel, and I needed mono rail level and this song was not montail level or boy, that’s a high bar. So I came away from the song a little disappointed. It might be one of those things if I rewatched the Oscars seven times, that it might grow on me over time.

But last night, in the moment, I was like, but it was good. Yeah, oh yeah, but to me necessary it’s again mashing up that cone in sensibility with this time honored tradition. In my viewpoint, the ouscers typically have a presentation like this. Sometimes it lands, sometimes it doesn’t. If you’re gonna stay with the traditional and you’re gonna make that happen, this is a Conan way to do it.

And again, I gotta be very like, I liked the length of it. It felt short to me, and I think that’s very important because it could have been a one note joke. There were a lot of things that could have been one note jokes that surprised me because they flower, they had a blooming and then a second blooming and it actually came out that one actually did for me. It held my attention the whole time. Can you bring Conan back and stay with me here?

So if you went back to say, Jimmy Kimmel, now you’re going down the middle straight host, he does a fine job. Nobody complains that Jimmy Kimmel hostly. Somebody can about everything, but for the most part, Jimmy Kimo hosted the Oscars. People aren’t like, what that’s crazy. If you go back to the Conan, well, now we kind of know what it does.

Okay, he’s gonna come out and he’s gonna do some quirky stuff. I wonder if he’ll do a song. Does the conanness of it wear off if he hosts it two, three, five times? Do you need more of a traditional Kimmel style host? And I wasn’t sure if we were going to jump around or not, but we have a little bit like the when he brought out Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan at the end and he reminded the audience about Billy Crystal’s dominance hosting this show.

You talk with these people who are at the tippy top. Billy Crystal at the very tippy top of Oscar hosts, and how Billy would reinvent himself when he would do it, and he would do it, maybe take a year off and Letterman comes in and then Billy comes back. I think that’s how it went. I think Billy had done it before and after Letterman and the idea that Conan could come back and he’s surrounded with Mike Sweetey and Robert Smigel and all of these collaborators. That’s the beauty of having a late night host do this, somebody who literally did the same thing every night, and their charge was to make it original and fresh and funny as much as they possibly could.

If you got a year in between, with all of the comedy goal that comes from the year of those movies that were there, I think absolutely there’s no question that Conan could come back and keep it fresh as early as next year. Could he do six or seven in a row. It might be like the Billy Crystal thing where he takes a year or two often then comes back. But I think he could do two more years of this, just using the movies of the day as the backdrop for the new comedy that comes out with that same framework. That we’ve been talking about.

I absolutely think he could do it again. Do you think we’re at a peak Conan moment right now? And there’s been a few over the decades, but I think today, on this Monday as a peak Conan moment. Could you see Netflix or more likely in HBO Max taking the millennium route and going pretty good at TV? You want to be way of these here’s some cash?

Or is the guy in the sixties, he’s got a podcast, He’s got enough money. You’re just gonna be competing against your past selves. The same question we had about Dave. Is there even a reason to do it at this point? I remember when he talked about leaving the Late Night Show as not the franchise itself, but actually the genre and what he was gonna do, and the deal that he had signed with HBO or Max whatever it was.

The idea of the travel show made so much sense Conan without borders. Yeah, let’s keep doing those. If we get a few of those a year, we’re satisfied. But then the other thing was the idea of the sketch show. And I mean, that’s been very quiet about that.

That to me would be I was so curious about what that was gonna look like. Would it be you know, Lauren Michael’s new show, or would it be something that is entirely Conan to me and Canadian think the kids in the hall, Like, the kids in the hall are perfect, and they’re so quirky, and there aren’t that many of them compared to say something like Saturday Night Live. I wanted to see Conan do that. And if you’re gonna talk about backing up a brinkstruck and giving him free rein to do something, I love that idea. But once a year to do the Oscars too.

Oh my, you could tell that the Again, I talk about the idea that my wife cooks with love and that’s our intangible ingredient. This show was made with a lot of comedy love. Oh yeah. So I think part of the matrix here is and I’m projecting like in my own career and I’m obviously not at all famous. I’m just some dude, but I’ve had points in my career between gigs where i would feel like, oh, I used to be John McDermott.

People used to take John McDermott’s calls. But being entertainment adjacent when you have a big fancy title. People take your calls and when you were a dude in the basement podcasting, some people take your calls because they were true friends. And some people have no use for you anymore, so they don’t take your calls. So, for Conan, is the podcast enough or is it at?

Oh? At some point I used to be Conan O’Brien. At some point I used to be David Letterman. Now Johnny Carson was fine being its. I used to be Johnny Carson and went away.

Dave seems good. Does Conan need it? Or is once a year enough? Is the podcast enough or never again enough? Or would a Netflix thing be intrigued?

Oh? Look at the name of his documentary, outlining the period between when he lost the Tonight Show and when he started the TVs show. What’s the title of it? ConA. Brian can’t stop.

And I truly believe that he can’t stop. I think he’s at the place now where he’s lucky enough to say, this is what I’m going to do, These are the things that I’m going to be a part of in my infinite energy for these things. To me, that was a guy who was energized, did not need to my as a fanboy, like, oh, wouldn’t it be cool if Kimmel or Letterman or some of these other people who hosted in the past were there were not you know, he could reference some of these things and make that’s the fanboy and me coming out. But then I see the presentation of him going up there and going, oh, no, no, no, no, no, he is I said it. I think I might have said it on this show too.

When he went back to The Tonight Show earlier this year or in twenty twenty four, he came back as a guest of The Tonight Show, and my first response was he seems way bigger than the show. Conan seems way bigger, and his podcasting dominance, I think is one of those things where people will continually pick up the phone because, yeah, you do want to be on Conan’s podcast, like you wanted to be on the late night shows before the dilution of the audience the way that they did. I think people want to be on his podcast for that reason, and that keeps him relevant right there. But I do believe the Conan O’Brien name is big enough that he will always be relevant. Now he is, He’s a giant he really is.

Last night was for many people. I think just like the Emmy’s back in the day. I think that the Emmy’s back in the day when he hosted that surprised a lot of people. I felt like that same level of surprise might be happening to a lot of people out there, going, Oh, Conan’s still around. For those of us who still love this stuff and listen to his podcast, we’re like he never left and he’s only getting better with age.

It’s interesting that you go from being underground and an acquired taste to a day like today as mainstream as it gets. Absolutely absolutely something else. I want to note there was a moment when Kimmel hosted I think it was last year, where he made a real time Donald Trump joke. It was during the performance, and it was something that had happened during and he made a reaction a joke, a reaction joke during the actual Oscars, and I forget the joke whatever. I was wondering if Conan was going to have any real time type moments where there would be stuff that would carry through the show, and the idea of when the Latvian crew for Flow won their first Oscar they talked about that and Cona’s response, your Move Estonia, and then he called back that your Move Estonia a couple of times throughout the show, which I thought kept it fresh.

To go back to that point, the idea that it wasn’t just a canned performance, that it was a live thing where he could also show his improvisation chops as the show moved flowed through. I thought that was a really neat addition to the program as well. It’s hard to make those editorial choices. You want to live in the real world. You have to deal with things that are obvious, for example, the La wildfire.

Yes, if you start getting into American politics these days, you’re going to lose half the audience whichever direction you steer that conversation. If you get into the Middle East, you’re going to lose half the people, depending on which way you steer that conversation. We can get into the ridiculous relationship America and Canada have right now. I’m glad you and I are still getting along. These are just places, much like the Michael Jackson reference, let’s just not go there and do something else.

And I’ve gotten into this in my career. That’s not censorship. That’s choosing differently. I’m going to choose to not ask you about the fifty first state today. It’s not why you’re here.

We’re here to talk about Conan O’Brien. Maybe some other time I’ll ask you about that topic, but it’s not why you’re here. So I don’t need to go there. You possibly have some views on geopolitics, it’s not why you’re here, so I don’t need my audience going. You know, I really like that Mike from the Letterman podcast.

He was really cool, but I totally disagree with his take on X and now everyone or half the people dislike you because it’s not what the show is. So I think it was a smart decision, yep, not to do it now. As for the speeches, if you get up there and you get your time I like when people get up there and use their time to you know, you get a platform, use it. I think that’s a good thing. And I don’t think that’s contradictory to what I just said.

One of the questions I have from the production standpoint is rushing people off the stage. What are we rushing to? Are we we just rushing to the American Idol Special or the eleven fifteen PM News. Let people have their moments, like at some point, okay, you gotta stop, but like forty five second clocks, especially when multiple people have won an award. Let people have their moment.

It’s why we’re here. I the more I see him do things, the more I enjoy Adrian Brody and some of his antics. He does have antics, the infamous snl antic when he introduced the musical guest addressed in Rastafarian with a Jamaican accent, and things like that. During his acceptance speech, the idea where I’ve done this before, I’m gonna keep talking here, do not play me off, and then after the thingk he did actually give what I thought to be Sometimes these socially conscious messages are out of touch. I thought his was actually really good.

It was universal. I don’t think it was walking Phoenix talking about private jets. I didn’t think it was like that. I thought he did a good job with it. Some of the people who would come up and be out of sorts, like it was the winners for Flow.

I think that had the phone and they read the speech and it was Yeah. I like allowing moments like that to unfold and to breathe because they can then become something else, and if they run the ship so tight that it can’t. I don’t even know how over the telecast went. I know we always record the next show on the DVR as well, and I think we watched maybe ten minutes into the American Idol show. I think that was if there was an overrun there.

I think it was only about ten to fifteen minutes. I don’t think it was that long, but they were making fun of themselves all night for it being so long, so I didn’t care. I didn’t mind. They acknowledged it. And when you allow moments like that to happen, to me, that’s a better trade off and it feels like you’re getting something special rather than something canned.

As part of the leadup, Conan actually said he was hoping something would go sideways because that’s where the magic is. He’s so right every time. Why do we love Letterman so much? Because whenever something went sideways, Now it’s a new show. Now it’s something else where, uncharted territory, and nobody knows where it’s going to go, including the producers of the show themselves, And to me, that’s one of the magical feelings that that Letterman brought to us and Conan.

That was one of the ingredients the bones that Conan continued with the Late Night with Conan O’Brien franchise that they took from Late Night with David Letterman, And sometimes they would plan these moments again to go back to a Conan bit, a very Conan bit, the dune sandworm funny the first time, as a Conan bit funny the second time. Because it’s like that thing was so expensive, we had to use it twice and I just, oh, what a perfect Conan bit. And it wasn’t unpredictable necessarily, but at the same time, it was a little bit. It was the him out of Pewe’s Playhouse, I guess I would say, yeah. And it just shows you the when things go sideways, the value of a quarterback, whether it’s Conan or Dave in his element or a Kimmel.

I was speaking with my wife over the weekend about the Will Smith incident and a few years later here in everyone’s mind, I think everybody thinks Chris Rock hosted the Oscars that year. He didn’t. He just happened to be there when things went sideways. And recovered pretty nicely. And I don’t think the trio of hosts that year really stood out when things went sideways.

There’s another situation where the slap happens and now we throw the ball back to Conan. That gets handled a lot differently. I think I could not agree more. That’s somebody that you want to be the host of that show. I remember Chris Rock hosting the MTV Video Awards when I was growing up.

I consider Chris Rocker host that the year of the slab was that was that Amy Schumer? That that was Amy Humor that hosted it. Which which again my audience. So we’ve been talking about Amy a lot lately. If I walked up to you and I said, Hey, who’s hosting the twenty twenty sis Oscars is Amy Schumer?

Wouldn’t you think? What? What? Yep? Yeah, one hundred percent?

And you’re right, that’s a good example of a show being on rails, never mind how the host has reaction reacted. All that show was so on rails that Will Smith Gott could could slap Chris Rock and then be celebrated like an hour later when he went up at That show was very on rails compared to last Night’s did not seem that way. It did seem fresh and unpredictable. And yes we’re acknowledging that it’s long. Conan made a Stockholm joke, a Stockholm syndrome joke about that.

It felt unpredictable, and I think that the late night hosts many times bringing I think Kimmel brought that feeling when he hosted as well. I think Billy Crystal when he hosted the show back in the day and did it such a masterful job of it, brought a little bit of that. But the late night hosts bring a special version of that because that’s their brand, that’s what they do. So last thought for me, I’m gonna hop in the time machine. I’m going to go back to the Wednesday of Conan’s first week as the host of Late Night, and I’m going to tell everybody in thirty years, this guy’s going to the Oscars and crush it.

I think would not be surprised by that. Some of the people who I was just talking to George Meyer this week, and George is a legend comedy legendary comedy writer. We were talking about the Lauren Michael’s book. He talked about the moment that Conan was vying for Late Night, and originally the idea was that he would be might be a head writer, one of the head honchos for it, and nobody considered him host. George was one of the guys that said to him, hold out for the host job.

This is when Conan O’Brian was a writer for The Simpsons. They’ve got the Harvard Alum National Lampoon background together just from different eras a little bit. George saw it because he would see Conan putting on these shows for the other Simpsons writers and how special of a talent he was. The idea of replacing David Letterman. Yeah, I’m gonna be on part of Late Night, this new this franchise that David Letterman built, and we’re going to be continued at NBC.

Somebody actually says to this, not to put any pun into this show, but a complete unknown and saying no hold out for the host job. That’s a ridiculous thing to say to someone like that. But George and people who were around Conan on a small scale back then, I think could say thirty years from now, this guy could be hosting the Oscars. I think that there were elements of him. Again, I think the Conan who was at Late Night that signed the five year deal.

The reason the five year deal existed was because of the Conan we saw last night. That was the Conan that did host the Emmys. Back then, that holding deal that NBC signed with him was because they did not want to lose this giant talent. And how many years later are we go ash he signed that deal and what five twenty years ago? He was that big and people saw it that much twenty years later.

Conan’s a smart investment. Such a bolds pick back in the day. Why not just hands twelve thirty to Gary Shandling or somebody like that. And just kudos to everybody involved in making that decision for being able to recognize the talent he is. And again he’s that.

I listened to his podcast all the time. It’s so natural to me to listen to that show. I enjoyed watching Conan. My golden age for late night television was when Late Show was on, then Late Show with Craig Ferguson and Conan either at the Tonight Show or his TBS show. He transitioned over to podcasting so seamlessly and can do these things.

The Travel Show again a very different kind of a show, so seamlessly and again hosting the Oscars things. I am not surprised that it went that well. I’m just so happy that it went that well. It was a delight to watch. Sometimes these things are a pain in the ass to watch.

Not last night. This was a delight to watch. All Right, if I’m going to work an extra hour, let me take one more break so I can make twenty more backs. Get back with Mike Chisholm from The Letterman Podcast. All right, Mike, thank you for taking the extra time here with me today.

What’s coming up on the Letterman Podcast. We’ve got a couple of it’s up in the air a little bit. I’ll tell you something that’s coming along that. So there’s a I look at him as a legendary Letterman writer. His name Steve Weiner.

Steve wrote for the first year of Late Night with David Letterman, and he is responding for some of the bones of that show. The idea of Dave throwing something behind him, whether it’s a card or a pencil, going through the window and having the glass break. That was Steve’s joke. The other thing that Steve, I would say, and Steve added a couple of things that went the entire run, but one of them was a guy by the name of Calvert DeForest. Larry bud Melman, Steve and his writing partner actually are the ones that discovered him, and they had him in their NYU film called King of the Z’s.

There’s a version of King of the Z’s that’s actually really clean. Steve’s gonna come on the show. We’re gonna talk about the Oscars. Our good friend Rick Scheckman passed away two years ago this week, so we’re gonna talk about him as well. But then also we’re going to talk about King of the Z’s and we’re gonna do a separate episode where we actually go through Calvert to Forest’s one of his inaugural performances.

Together. We’re gonna do I don’t know if it’s gonna be a commentary or mystery science theater, how we’re gonna do it, but that’s gonna be coming out here soon. So that’s pretty exciting. I think Mordy is coming back on the show again soon. We’re gonna start celebrating the ten year anniversary of Dave leaving show with David Letterman.

So lots of good stuff coming up on the Letterman Podcast, and we’re gonna have you back too, because you’re one of my favorite guests. I appreciate that you’re one of my favorite guests and one of the two people that can book if you have you and Larry the Cable Guy, if you have access to Smigel. I’m trying to get to Smiggle for real. I want to find out about Night of Too Many Stars. I want to learn more about what the cause is.

And I explain this on my show that I don’t mean it and a like, so where does the money go? I mean, like, where’s the money go? Like, you guys are doing a cool thing here, tell me more about it. So if you could put a bug in somebody’s ear, I would appreciate that. I like doing these crossovers with you.

I know from seeing on Facebook we’ve both picked up people who didn’t know about the opposite show. So I think this is a good thing. You’re always a great guest. And as soon as I put it together, we were texting about something else that I was like, Oh, I should probably just ask you. Now I’m gonna wind up wanting to talk to you about Codin, so we actually booked it in advance for one So thank you for coming on today anytime.

I couldn’t agree more. I love the crossover shows as well. I do have people who are like, we’re one degree away from Robert for sure. I’ll definitely see if we can get something going there. And yeah, thanks for everything that you do.

Thanks for this show. Actually, I was just talking to the Late Nighter dot com founder about you and your show, and I just I cannot endorse it enough. The idea of catching up with all of the major events within comedy and doing it in a very concise way. It’s so easy to digest your show, unlike mine. So thank you very much for everything that you guys do.

Thanks for coming on. That is a bonus episode. Tomorrow another normal episode, a lot of stuff that got bumped from Monday. South By Southwest chose to announce their comedy lineup in the middle of a weekend of Shane Gillis hosting SNL and Conan hosting the Oscars. A lot to talk about tomorrow, See you then,

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Caalaroga, Shark Media. Johnny mack Let’s Talk Oscars and Shane Gillis It’s your Daily Comedy News. Recording this at eight thirty six pm. It just changes at the sentence on Sunday night and doing an early release here. If somebody gets up and slaps Conan in the second half of the Oscars, I will do a bonus episode.

But I think we have a pretty good feel for the Oscars as I record this. Conan pretty comfortable out of the box. I think the audience took a second to adjust to him, and I shared a note in the Facebook group. Around seven eighteen or so he started doing banter with Timothy Shallimy, and I thought Conan was really in a groove there. You could tell that he knew he had the audience, and then he got a lot more comfortable and just did his thing.

Let’s walk through it in chronological order. The opening bit with Conan and doing a thing from the dememor movie substance, I didn’t think that worked, and I was like, uh oh, this might be rough.

And then one of the very early jokes not quite hacked, but was definitely tel…

I could tell where this one was going. A complete unknown, a real a real pain, no turn out too. These are just some of the names I was called on the red carpet. But then, as I mentioned, Conan got comfortable and found his groove. He nailed this joke about Carlo Sofia Gascon or.

Yeah, Nora uses the F word four hundred and seventy nine times. That’s three more than the record set by Carlo Sofia Gascon’s publicist, you. Treat it what? And this follow up one, and also about. Carla Carlos Sophia Gascon is here tonight and yeah, yeah yeah.

And Carla, if you are going to tweet. About the Oscars, remember my name is Jimmy Kimmel. I didn’t pull the clip, but there was a pretty good joke in there too about Wicked and how people would get to the end of Wizard of Oz and go like that was a really good movie. But I wonder where the minor characters went to college. That was pretty funny.

Conan’s rhythm reminded me of old style, almost Bob Hope, and definitely like a roast where he would just do a subject and then swing to the next thing and be like, yeah, so the brutalist. Yes, a wicked It’s just it’s a rhythm thing where you just change. I thought he was very comfortable there. I have in my notes here the rape finds joke about we’re going to call you Ralph. That’s a hack joke that shouldn’t have made the show.

But once you started bantering with Timothy Shallamy, he knew he had the room. He felt super comfortable.


And then I want to thank Adam Saylor for proving to America.

And you’ve heard me say this, Adam Sailor is not funny. If you need the proof, he proved it. Let’s listen. What are you wearing? What?

What are you doing right now? I’m asking you what you’re wearing. Nobody even thought about what I was wearing. You brought it up. You’re dressed like a guy playing video poker at two am at him.

You know what, I like the way I look? You know he cuts. I’m a good person. I don’t care about what I wear. What I don’t wear.

Good Bye by Snazzy jim shorts and fluffy sweatshirt offen you. So much that you had to mock me in front of my pier. I’m sorry, Adam I apologize. I’m going I’m good off. I go yeah later, I have to.

It’s not you. No, it’s not you. It’s him. He’s not watered you causes. But I’m sorry.

I’m sorry. You were all. Welcome to join me for a game of five on five basketball. How better at call. Goodnight Midnight tip off?

The guy from no to Roper? Where is he? One more thing? Shut out it? Conan then went into a musical number, and I was all excited because visually it kind of reminded me of the monorail song.

I’m not sure if this worked. I’ll play about a minute or so and then bail. Now I know in the past this show has gone long. Okay, that’s not gonna happen. I’m gonna run a tight ship.

I’ll say this clearly. I’m gonna make it very plain. I am not gonna waste your time tonight, because that would be in shape. TI always time, I always time. There’s twenty three.

Awards to give its all time to protection. To waste time on some idiocy would be a dereliction. Hi wa wait sign.


And then about an hour in your stage, announcer Nick Offerman doing a great j…

Although all I could hear was the president from the movie Civil War. Nick was fantastic and he did this segment with Conan. This is Conan O’Brien’s first time hosting the Oscars. That is true in a culture, it is all about a lot of pressure. Not really, I’ve I’ve hosted a lot of shows, Emmy Awards, Music Awards.

Well nothing this big, Nick, do me a favorite. Please stop interrupting. Okay, okay, guy, just trying to help, all. Right, Fine, the movies we honor tonight explore their challenge. This big coming so late in one’s career, must weigh on a man’s soul.

That’s enough. Just read the script I gave you. He’s one of the great medians of our time. Conan O’Brien, perfect, Thank you, Our Oscar announcer Nick Offerman, Thank you. Nick.

She plays And Matt Maloney, who is a podcaster who covers the industry. He was in the audience and he shared a note that apparently was left with everybody. It is on stationary that says from the desk of Conan O’Brien, and it’s handwritten, although I’m sure he didn’t write. You know, thousands of these. It must have been some sort of copying anyway, It reads dear star slash seed filler.

I hope you enjoy these complimentary snacks. I tried my best included gummy, but Disney said that was a hard pass. Have a great night, Conan, and there is a cartoon sketch of Conan on the piece of paper. I’m going to keep this episode of Daily Cone New simple, So that’s my quick OSCARS recap. The plan for later today is I’m going to get with Mike Chishol from The Letterman podcast on drop a bonus episode, so we’ll do more Conan later today.

Got to take the break here, We’ll come back and we’ll talk Shane Gillis. I’m in the minority here from reading reviews. I’m going to share some reviews. I thought that was the best Saturday Night Live of the season. On the threads app where I’m at Daily Comedy News, people just seem annoyed that Shane even exists.

Like just a lot of hate. I shared in the Facebook group, which is Daily Comedy News podcast group. Yahoo had a headline that said offensive comedian Shane Gillis, Like wow, way to put your thumb on the scale there. Yahoo I thought it was really funny. The news sketch.

Here, let me play a little clip of it. The suspects are believed to be four white Yes. I’m sorry, what’s going on? Oh? Nothing?

Yeah, just relieve that the police have a quite identified the suspects. Exactly, very quite. Okay, crime is crime, and we’re all released. Oh sure, yeah, absolutely, yeah. Yeah.

Well. It’s shaping up to be quite a busy week for local law enforcement as police deliver on their promise a crackdown on the increasing drug traffic drugs rad early this morning uncovered a major meth ring and a quiet suburban neighborhood. You know, no what they ain’t want to us? Okay, well how do you know that? Math?

Quiet? Come on now, all right, let’s let’s see the picture. Why are you entertaining the stupid game. Because we’re down to nothing, Susanne, you want to lose shove. A picture now.

I feel like I’ve seen that premise before. Maybe SNL did it, Maybe it was Keen Peel, but I’ve definitely seen that premise before. But that was really good, very funny sketch. To be fair, his monologue, the audience was tough. I feel like the material was better than the audience was.

And I did note red haired guitar lady stoneface the whole time. But I mean, she’s behind it. But the audience didn’t really give Shane enough love there. But let’s listen to a little bit of the monologue. This was bumming me out of little.

I just realized, we’ll we’ll never get to see Donald Trump debate ever again. That kind of a bummer, even if you don’t like him. That was fun. We had fun, right, that was fun. Now he’s in office, that’s still funny.

You guys are having fun. He’s already hitting us with like fifth grade level ideas, which is fun. Golf of America, do you ever think about that? I like it? Greenland?

Ooh, now I want Greenland. I never even thought about Greenland. Now it’s all I think about. My favorite thing with Trump wanted Greenland is you know, it’s you know how they call Greenland. The Vikings used to call Greenland greenland and Iceland iceland to like keep people away, when in fact Greenland is ice in Iceland is green.

And I wonder if that trick leif Ericsson’s trick from a thousand years ago. Made it all the Way. Twenty twenty five, where Donald Trump was staring at a map going green. And we love green. I don’t know, miss Biden.

Biden was fun, also hilarious. My favorite thing about Biden was anytime he was giving his speech in between teleprompters, his face would go back to being dead, The. Daily Beast wrote. Shane Gillis figured out early into his monologue that the audience wasn’t quite feeling him. All right, now, I’m gonna lose you even more.

Uh for extra. He did his Biden impression before saying, look, I get it, you guys are pretty liberal here. The Daily Beast writes. Although the level of laughter in both monologue sounded fairly normal to casual viewers, pass sketches demonstrate that the show’s live performance are often hearing a worse audience response than the viewers at home. You know that’s really interesting because I was listening to the monologue and during the second half of the monologue, I was like, some of those laughs sound fake, and you know, would SNL mix in fake crowd live You’d have to be pretty good on a board there.

But I’m not gonna say my Spidey sense wasn’t tingling later on, Shane was kind of floundering and he’s like, all right, I don’t know how to get out of joke. All right, I don’t know how to get out of this joke. I find him very charming. It works av Club when with Shane Gillis gets another shot to show off how bad he’d be on Saturday Night Live. That’s just a bad take.

Bad take Avy Club, bad take their subheader. Can Gillis do a second thing, or at least stop doing this one? I don’t know. I mean, I’m gonna get in Shane’s corner here. They’re right say this for Shane Gillis.

Now they just hosted SNL twice. It’s harder to assume that had he kept his future player spot back in season forty five, he would have become the Jeff Richards of the twenties and I’d brow out in an eclectic ensemble with Gillis. There’s a clear sensibility at work in his sketches, and maybe there just would have been a whole lot more of that stuff, Satisfying Lord Michael’s nagging feeling the show was reaching out to an untapped portion of the audience that ptively wants less out of SNL again the best show of the season. I they had Shade been on the cast, he obviously would have been the breakout start. I know what’s going on at these websites.

You and I are not in sync various entertainment websites. I thought it was really good, but the AV Club Rights. Then again, maybe Gillis staying occupied by doing a bunch of terrible SNL sketches and presumably appearing in the occasional good one would have laid more immediately bare his CBS didcom sensibility rather than gussing it up with Edge Lord, podcast cred and the weird parasocial connections that go along with it. I’m sure Gillis is a good hang if you’re his actual friend. He seems affable enough to let himself be the butt of the joke.

But the thing is that’s never really been born out in many of the SNL sketches he’s done. Dude, that’s the vibe In every sketch he’s letting himself be the butt of the joke, and he seems like he’s a good hang. What are you talking about? AV Club Rights? Look?

I know if you’re reading this and you dig Gillis’s stuff. This will sound enormously personal. I reviewed his simul sitcom Tires, so I know what I’m talking about. Both the trips Gillis playing a few bad notes in Cicely and getting called names by randos for not liking a show on Netflix, a bias the likes of which has never been seen in this entertainment industry. In other words, what what is this piece?

But I’d love an actual explanation of why the Couple of Beers ad is supposed to be funny? Because it’s funny because the name A couple of Beers is funny, and the premise that the guy has two beers and then his kind of chill is funny. What I gotta get you A byline on this? All on this is by Jesse Hassinger overall review of the episode a D plus. Other articles by Jesse on Avy Club include film a Watershed Year for Bloodshed, Horror at the twenty twenty five Oscars.

Back on February seventeen, Jesse wrote SNL plays itself in an overstuffed fiftieth anniversary special, kind of Agree to Disagree. February twelfth, Jesse wrote about Captain America Februar fifth, Jesse wrote, Amy Schumer succumbs to streaming comedy pastiche in the fittingly ambivalent kind of pregnant. All right, we’ll agree there. January twenty sixth, Timothy Chellamy delivers an SNL season highlights, Going back Jenny nineteenth, Dave Chappelle answers SNL is called a flattery. All right, So you just don’t like Sheen Gillis, that’s fine.

I don’t like Adam Sandler. I mean, I like Adam Sandler. He’s a fantastic dramatic actor. I don’t like his comedy anyway. I didn’t come here to get in a whistling match with the av Club, and I intended to do a pretty short episode.

I got caught off guard there. Best episode of the season. Put it in quotes. Make sure you spell Johnny mac j O h n n Y, new word capital M, a lowercase AC, and spell Daily Comedy News correctly. You can use me in all the quotes you want.

Best episode of the season. All right, back later today with Mike Chisholm from The Letterman Podcast, and we’ll talk a little Conan and normal episode tomorrow. See yea

Bill Burr’s Elon Musk Controversy, Mae Martin’s New Album, and Jerry Seinfeld on Parenting

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hello, Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. I’m laughing because I sound different in my own ears. My dog ate my headphones, so I’m using actually today a bear I got from the airline. And you know what great quality airline headphones are.

I digress. Tonight is the Oscars. I did a preview episode of the Oscars yesterday, if you want to check that out, and we’ll talk about Shane Gillis hosting Saturday Night Live. We’ll talk about that tomorrow as well. Bill Burr called Elon Musk an effing baby and just like Hitler.

This happened on Bill Burr’s podcast. Apparently Twitter had flagged Bill Burr’s account after Burr had made fun of Elon Musk’s awkward wave. Bill said, when I’m to the Twitter guy guy lost his effing mind. That effing Twitter guy he literally see kyled. He did just hile.

You can accidentally hile, but when he had to see you mean it first, I’d say it was funny. I made fun another Twitter guy for seek Hilingk not once twice. And I never look at my emails. I’ll scroll through my emails, and it said my Twitter can’t have been flagged. I don’t even tweet anymore.

What an e F and baby just like Hitler an EF and baby. Burr then goes on to rant how Hitler was one of the biggest effing cowards ever for killing himself instead of facing the music. Burr then went on to rant about Hiller, calling Hitler one of the biggest cowards ever for killing himself instead of facing the music. At the end of World War Two. It’s been a lot of Bill Burr press.

He’s out promoting Glengarry Glenn Ross right now, and I’m starting to wonder is Bill gonna lose the old fans? And I’m not sure why I’m feeling that, but I’m feeling it. I think it’s a combination of being overexposed a little too much Bill Burr lately. And I’ve said that about a few comedians. Tim Gaffigan needs to tap the breaks, Nikki Glaser needs to tap the brakes.

I feel like there’s just a little bit much to Bill Burr and the Bill Burr were increasingly getting is some sort of mainstream media Bill Burr and not the quote unqute angry Bill Burr of his youth. Bill’s got a special coming up later this month, so we’ll be getting a lot of bill press in the next few weeks. May Martin spoke to The La Times. May has made a rock album. The La Times asked, May, this is obviously a tense time for a non binary Canadian comedian in the US, I holding up.

May said, like everybody, I’m full of existential dread and trying not to let the doom permeate too much and not to be paralyzed by how hopeless it all feels right now, because I know that it’s not hopeless, it just feels like such a massive step back. I have a lot of friends who are articulate activists, and I tried to take my clues from them La Times. This election cycle showed how some elements of stand up comedy culture drive a lot to the far right. With President Trump going on, Joe Rogan and Tony Hinchcliffe performing at a Trump rally. Dave Chappelle arguably contributed to the current anti trans backlash in his work.

The question is an unnerving to see people with backgrounds and stand up having this direct line to the far right in power. May said, yeah, it’s very strange, but I could see where they met. Because governments reach into reality TV. Now you’ve got the host of the Apprentice. Of course he’s going to want to talk to that host of Fear Factor.

That’s funny. But those guys you’re referencing, they’re not part of my comedy community. I don’t think about them. What I want is for you to engage in combat with them. I’d rather be aligned with qualified people and thinkers and scientists.

I hope that the heroes of mine are still fighting the good fight and not falling into this perception that the enemy is the WOLP left. The San Diego Union Tribune caught up with Jerry Seinfeld and Jim gaff again. They asked, Jim, one of your favorite comedy topics has been your weight battle. As your perspective on food changed, and do you and Jerry eat together one on tour? Gaffigan said, Jerry eats more during the day than anyone I’ve ever seen, and I’m an eater.

He eats breakfast and then eats lunch. Then come around five o’clock he so discipline he stops eating. I have no discipline, but I’m more of a late night eater, which is probably the healthiest time to do it, especially a big stake at Burgers. Then I can climb in bed and see how many nightmares I have. The great thing about an appetite suppressant is that I still have the desire, but just consume like a human being rather than a dog.

That got a laugh out of Jerry. The conversation moved to the current news cycle. Jim said, we live in such a twenty four hour news cycle. I’d like to give these people the audience credit that they’re mourning whatever crisis, man or natural. But at the shows they got out of their way not to acknowledge that.

I’d say that after nine to eleven it was weird performing, But otherwise, humans are always looking to embrace denial. Jerry said, We’re never in a good place. It doesn’t matter what’s going on in the world. I went to the premiere of Amy Schumer’s new movie Kind of Pregnant and sat in a pack movie theater and everybody laughed their heads off from start to finish. Really, Jerry, everybody laughed their heads off and kind of pregnant.

Who was in the audience. I digress. Jerry says, that’s what a comedy show is. You’re enjoying the movie, but also fifty percent of the fun as being around people who were laughing, and everybody forgets what they were upset about. What an amazing feeling it was to sit in an audience.

It’s like Jurassic Park with dinosaur rides. Good question here, what are some of the things making you laugh right now? Jerry said, I’ve been thinking about the number of different fake identities. I seem to be a husband and father. I actually had a chameleon and the cute little lizard asked me, how are you able to transform yourself like that?

And I said to the lizard, coming from you, that’s a real compliment. I got to laugh out of Jim. Jerry continued, I’ve learned her audiences really think that I’m this person who is thoughtful and empathetic to their problems and interested in their day, and they’re buying it. Jim has said, I’m going to a middle score basketball game today and then a girls high school basketball game after that, and there’s some anxiety in my life. It’s very raw rod the games, and I think you shouldn’t say anything.

I’m amazing parents that lose it at these games. I can’t believe they really care. I’m always nervous about committing to the kids’ games, so don’t know what the schedule is. The last thing you want to say is I’ll be there and don’t show up, and there’s ten years of therapy. Jerry commented, if your father showed up but everything you did, you’d think, what’s wrong with him?

Is dad? Okay? Jim said, my dad came to a couple of football games, but it would be weird if he came to everything. Now, if you don’t go to a game, you’re consider the great Satan parents. I will tell you those years go fast.

I feel like it was five minutes ago. I was the coach of some five year old Rex soccer kids and they’re all graduating college. Now it goes so fast. Enjoy all those games. I disagree with Jim and Jerry.

Make every game that you can. This has been my first fall, and now spring is an empty nester and I two weeks ago, I said to my wife, it’s six thirty eight pm and I’ve watched two movies already. I don’t know what to do with myself. Now, once it gets warm, I’ll go out sign we’ll go hiking and hiking being generous walking out in the forest somewhere. I start doing that and I’ll start running again.

But it has just been so cold. I’ve just been watching everything. Have you watched Paradise yet? By the way, watch Paradise. This weekend’s episode of Paradise was one of the top episodes of television ever.

No qualifier. There, Did you hear me what I said? This weekend’s Paradise was one of the best episodes of television ever. No qualifier. I’m not going to tell you what the show’s about.

I’m not going to tell you why I’m saying that. Just watch Paradise. It’s on Hulu. I digress again. Rosebud Baker talked to The Hollywood Reporter.

They were curious how she finds the difference between watching her self perform as opposed to watching the SNL cast perform their materials she writes for SNL. Great question, Rosebud said, I get the same juice from it. I really love getting a win. That means getting people to laugh, whether or not I’m the person performing it. It’s funny.

When I started as a stand up I didn’t think I wanted to write stuff that someone else got to do. But now it’s a really good feeling. And the thing about SNL is that it’s collective wins. You don’t necessarily get credit for your specific liner joke, but when it’s a loss, it’s a collective life. Rosebud.

Was it like getting back to stand up after having the baby? Rosebud said, the first time going back on stage was wild. I felt like I had gone to space and come back and I was like, I went to space, and Everybody’s like, yeah, Okay, we’ve seen his pictures of space, and I’m like, but these are my pictures of space. They’re mine. You feel so weirdly separate from the world, and especially from the comedy world.

I had to find my footing. Hollywood Reporter, you have a few jokes in the special about feeling as though men are useless when going through things like IVF. Do men get the absurdity of the gender gaps and those experiences? Rosebud said, Look, the short answer is I don’t care. The longer answer is if men are able to watch it laugh at it, that doesn’t make me happy, because I do want comedy to be a unifying thing.

That’s what I aim for. That being said when I was writing this, I was thinking of women because I was writing from my perspective. I thought, this one’s for the girlies. But I’ve been surprised that the number of men that have responded to the special. I don’t hate it.

I’ll take the win.

And then they were curious what part of SNL fifty she liked, and she said I w…

But I did get the week of the fiftieth off because it was the senior writers and the alumni who were writing for the special. So I was just able to enjoy the show on the party, which was really nice. It helped remind me what a legendary place this is to work. You can lose sight of that when you come in every day. Your heroes are hanging on the walls, but that doesn’t always sink in being there at that show.

It really sunk in how lucky I am. This is part of comedy history and I got to be there. That rosebud piece reminded me that I hadn’t seen any press about George Lopez at all. Remember, he had a comedy special that came and went and nobody talked about it. And as of this recording I haven’t watched yet.

Let me type George Lopez into Google’s see what comes up. George Lopez is almost unrecognizable now with long hair. George is only sixty three and he’s retiring. That’s curious. Let’s see, yep, from a month ago, all these articles about his hair.

So he apparently did no press for that special. That’s just weird, really weird. Let’s file that away in the back of our mind because sometime in the next x years we’re gonna find out why there was no press for this special. I’ve been doing this for a while. There’s gonna be something there.

Colin Jill dug through twelve dumpsters of trash trying to find wife Scarlett Johansson’s lost engagement ring. Colin told a story on Pop Culture Jeopardy and said it was a great day for me. One time, Scarlett told Jost she thought she might have accidentally thrown the ring in the trash. Colin goes through twelve dumpsters and says, I went back to the house and she said, oops, it was in my pocket. I understand.

I’m somebody who I don’t know. Nine times a day will ask my wife, have you seen my keys and they’re in my hand? Or have you seen my phone and they’re in my pocket? And I’ll find my keys on my phone and my keys will be in my pocket. I’m that person you don’t want to live with me.

Rachel Dratch is bringing her comedic talent to the Uniworld Boutique River Cruise inaugural women only cruise. Yes, do you want to sail through France on the SS Catherine beginning August twenty fourth, Rachel Dratch will be there. The crew says, we’re beyond excited to welcome the incredibly talented and hilarious Rachel Dratch aboard our special women only cruise. This cruise is all about bringing women together to new experiences, create friendships, and enjoy plenty of laughter along the way. So is this the new thing cruises?

No, men, I’ll remind you, we have our own cruise. It’s called Burt Krascher’s fully loaded at sea. So if you want to take your shirt off and do manly man stuff, yeah, Bert Krescher does these. It doesn’t look like there’s a new one scheduled, but there is the Nate Berghazy Cruise coming up. Now that one’s probably family friendly, right.

I don’t think we’d be taking our shirt off and doing whatever us guys do when the women aren’t around. We’re not gonna be doing that on the Nate cruise. That’s for the Burt Cruise. But there’s no Burt Cruise scheduled right now. Look at the pictures.

Looks like it was fun anyway. The Trick comedy news for today. All right, we’ll talk Oscars in Shane Gillis in the morning. See you then,

Conan O’Brien Prepares to Host the 97th Annual Academy Awards

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Caloroga Shark Media. Do you like Conan O’Brien, because if you do, you’ll like today’s show, and if you don’t, you might as well leave. Now. I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. This is the OSCARS Preview, your host for the ninety seventh Annuel Academy Awards, former late night talk show host current podcaster Conan O’Brien.

He joked at a press conference, I only hosted so I could be invited. Conan did a lot of press this week. Everything I’m about to tell you here is from many different sources. I’ll mention the sources for the most part, but understand that I’m really bouncing around from interview to interview and trying to piece things together thematically. As we had forward here, Conan was riffing.

He said he was probably the greatest entertainer of the producers I’ve ever worked with. The producer said working with Conan has been a delightful experience. Conan said, well, we’ll see what you’re saying on Monday. The OSCARS team, they’re incredible professionals. They know what they’re doing, they do beautiful work, and it’s been a thrill for myself off and from my head writer, Mike Sweeney, and also my lawyer as well.

Conan said one of the things that as him the most excited is wearing a tuxedo. He said, it’s the nicest thing I’ve ever put on in my life. It’s made by High Society. Conan said it was important to use them because these are the people that make incredible wardrobe in Los Angeles. I didn’t want to go with whatever designer.

We wanted to do something that was from the community, and they made this incredible tuxedo. Another reason Conan accepted incredible lighting. I said yes to this happily because I wanted to be part of this magical machine and have for the first time my life, incredible lighting. Because when I see people on a mall, all they say is you look so good in person, what’s wrong with you on television? And this is my chance, so let’s get that lighting together.

Conan got some advice from Pass hosts, including Billy Crystal and Kimmel. Conan said, I’ve spoken with Billy Crystal, who I think is the als. I’m great and mastered the hosting of the Oscars, in my opinion and will always be top Conan said Kimmel and his wife reached out to Conan and met him at a restaurant. Conan joked that Kimmel picked an expensive restaurant and ordered tons of appetizers that I don’t need. I don’t eat shell fish.

He ordered it and then stuck me with a bill while wife Molly gave me all the pitches and the things I should know. Molly’s the genius in that equation. They’ve been very supportive and very helpful, and so that’s nice because I came up in a very different era of late night, when not everybody was chobby and friendly, and he didn’t just pick up the phone. So this new era where people are so lovely to each other is something I don’t take for granted. Interesting anecdote about Billy Crystal from the Times interview.

Conan said, Billy lost his house in the fire, and I didn’t want to bother him because I can only imagine. Then I saw him at the SNL fifty and we had a long talk. So I think I’m going to be texting him to say, hey, maybe here is some jokes things like that. Then he talked about the dinner with the Kimmel’s ConA said things you wouldn’t even think about, Like if you’re doing a bit about somebody in act one, make sure they’re in their seat, because sometimes five minutes into the monologue they’re still loading people in. Jimmy said, just make sure you sit down when you can in between acts, because you’re standing the whole three hours and it does start to wear away at you.

So I’ve had a pair of metal legs made that I’m going to paint a flush color. ConA talked about Kimmel at a different piece and said his tips kept going back to try and sit down. If you could do the jokes sitting down, do them sitting down? What are you? Franklin roosevelts, it’s funny.

Conan was on Kimmel’s show, and Kimmel said, I wouldn’t give you tips on jokes or any of that stuff. I’d never do anything like that, and asked Conin do you have a tuxedo? Codin said, I have a tuxedo. I’m going to change out fits fifteen times. How many tuxedos would you wear in a night?

Kimmel said, well, what I would have is two jackets, and I would switch into the second jacket, and I always felt dumb about it, And Conan said, good to known, and he would tie a chair to your butt. Right more Conan, he spoke to us Weekly and said, I’ve hosted many awards show in my life, but the Oscars it’s the pinnacle. It’s the one you dream about hosting when your child. As long as the pay is good, I’m looking into that. What can we expect.

There’ll be several moments in the Oscars were all be shirtless and oil, and I think that’s going to hurt the program incredibly. My biggest goal is to enjoy the nine hours of the Oscar telecast. I think it would be a shame to get the chance to host the Oscars and not have a good time. So I’ll be medicated. Conan said, the biggest hosting lesson he’s learned over the years is that mistakes aren’t mistakes.

I’m someone who hopes that things sometimes go a little off the rails because that’s where the real memorable moments happen on late night and on the Oscars. Yeah, there is this thing a couple of years ago. I don’t know if you remember, remember Will Smith slap Chris Rock. Yeah, I think we’re still talking about that. One Conan says he will address the current political climate during the awards, but he won’t get bogged down in devisive jokes.

I think it’s host I can’t ignore the moment we’re in, but I also have to remember it’s threading a needle. I also have to remember what we’re here to celebrate and fuse the show with positivity and also shine a light and all those people that have worked incredibly hard, not just dayless celebrities, but people you never see, craftsmen and crafts people that work hard and have spent years making the films. But I do with humor, and then I also make sure the night doesn’t drift into only about politics, because I think that’s robbing people of something beautiful, hard work that they’ve done. So it’s a difficult line to walk, but I’m determined to figure it out. We’re told the show we’ll have uplifting moments dedicated to la after January’s fires.

As for his week putting this together, it’s been a thrill. It’s like for the first time getting to drive a Ferrari. My philosophy on this is as the host, I’m the spokesperson in a way. I’m the person who’s sitting in for anyone who’s watching at home. If something happens it seems awful, funny, or strange, I should comment on it.

Will Conan have a musical opening? His answer, I can either confirm nor deny anything that’s happening anywhere in the show, mostly because I don’t know what’s going on. I don’t come to rehearsal. I hang out a cheesecake factory which is on Vinen Island. The whole check here in this business to get people to watch, to see what’s gonna happen.

See, this is the mistake I used to make. I used to tell people exactly what I was going to do long before I did it, and no one tuned in. Then I learned, oh, don’t tell people what you’re gonna do. A magician taught me that The New York Times profiled Conan. Conan had to evacuate his home during the fires.

His wife called and asked what to save. His only thought was a nineteen eighty letter from author E. B. White, Conan had written to him as a teenage fan. Conan said, and he wrote me back a really sweet letter.

So I said, just grab that if the rest goes, it goes. Conan is still living in a hotel. His preparation for hosting the Oscars has included bringing in ten of his own writers, running jokes by the crew, and dropping into clubs in LA to try out the material. You know now that I’m thinking, I’ll tell you. I had reached out to Smigel’s camp to see if I get him on to talk about Night of Too Many Stars, and I got silence back, probably because Smigel’s probably working with Conan on this, now that I think about it.

That said, professionally, a non response is just the worst thing high Night of Too Many Stars. Just write me back and say, like, the dude’s busy, or we hate your show, or nobody listens to your show. We’re not doing that. Non Responses aren’t cool if you work professionally in the industry. No is a perfectly good answer.

Hey do you want to host the Oscars? No? Hey do you want to host the Oscars? Well, I’ll get back to you, or let me think about it. That’s not good.

It’s seem like with your friends, do you want to hang out Saturday night? No? Just tell them no. If you don’t want to hang out. Just no is a fine answer anyway.

Hopefully I’ll hear from the Smigel people. I’m just genuinely interested in the event and what goes into the event, and in the most positive way. You raise some money, where does the money go? I don’t mean that like I’m hosting sixty minutes. I don’t mean it like where does the money go?

I mean like, oh, where does the money go? You? Guys, guys seem like you’re doing a good thing. You’d like to learn more about it. So smigle camp, someone get back to me if you want to tell me.

Nobody listen to the podcast. That’s fine. I have digressed to Conan brought in ten writer is one of them, possibly perhaps maybe who knows Robert Smigel to work on the jokes. They’ve been running jokes by the crew and dropping in at clubs in LA to try out material. But they’ve been keeping that on the DL.

I haven’t heard a thing about that. That’ll probably come out next week. Interesting that that hasn’t leaked at all. Conan said, I started seriously writing comedy around the time I was eighteen, and that’s what I think about all the time. But he says there’s no formula.

It’s frustrating, but it’s not math. He can’t prove it. The only way to find out is to try it on people. He also wouldn’t tell The Times if he’s doing a musical number or an opening montage. My guess one hundred percent, Yes, one hundred percent.

I have no doubt he will do something musical and goofy to open up. But Conan says nothing’s in stone. I’m leaving every possibility on the table. I have choices right now. We’ll see what happens.

Conan got a little more serious with The Times. I said yes, because I’m nostalgic, particularly now about my childhood. The biggest thrill I’ve had in my career is meeting the celebrities that were on my TV when I was a little boy. So when I met Don Knats, I lost my mind. When I met Tom Cruise, I was happy and he was lovely to me, but it couldn’t have the same impact as Don Knots, and I remember watching Johnny car Person hosts the Oscars and that being a big deal.

The entertainment landscape has changed a lot. I told Billy Crystal, you hit a note that I don’t think you can hit anymore because when people tuned into his Oscars, everyone had seen the movies. He was parrotying, it’s not the communal campfire that maybe it once was. But I still think the Oscars is meaning really good cinema, especially when it’s from different countries, different points of view, as an incredible amount of residence and importance right now, and this is the night that celebrates that. To be part of it is meaningful to me.

I don’t think of it as a thankless task. Even if I just do it once and no one’s interested in me in doing it again, it’ll have been a meaningful experience for me. My parents aren’t here to see it. Yeah, they passed away last year, but I know it would have been a huge deal to them. I was able to tell my father and he was impressed.

He probably wondered, couldn’t they find someone else. ConA told people I have a really great photograph of my parents laughing in the audience, an event I did years ago, and I realized early on the original reason anybody gets into comedy is just trying to make our parents laugh. I used to think to myself sometimes, Huh, why would I continue doing comedy. If my parents aren’t here anymore, I’ll still be thinking about them on Oscar night and trying to get them to laugh. That’s kind of a comfort.

It’s also more pressure in case in the hereafter they don’t like it, and they let me know. When your parents go through all that effort to travel through space, time and the mists of mystery to tell you they didn’t love it, that’s a crushing blow. So I’ve really got to nail it. The topic of politics came up again. Conan said, it’s all about threading the needle.

I’m there really to talk about the films, to talk about the industry, and yeah, there’s gonna be political jokes here and there. There have to be. But if it’s a screed, I’m doing a disservice to everybody. I’m actually doing a disservice to the people who might agree with the screed. In my opinion, however, anyone voted should not be a prerequisite for whether you enjoy the show.

I feel very strongly about that. What’s Conan the most nervous about getting the tone right. The tone’s been shifting a lot in LA and people love to project their agenda on a big show. The thing I think the most about is how the ground can shift between when I’m talking to you. This is the New York Times and this is by Molna Rizzicks.

I’m not friend of the show, Jason Zinneman. Perhaps Malayna could become a friend of the show, but ConA wants to get the tone right. The tone has been shifting a lot in LA. The thing I think about the most is how the ground can shift between when I’m talking to you and when the show happens. Moods can change, currents can change.

I want to make sure that I have my intenta up forever, and I’m gonna be doing that right up until they tap me on the shoulder to go out. So I just hope I’m able to ride it like a wave, because there’s so much about it that I can’t manifest. Now just gonna happen. It’s what excites me and worries me, and that in a nutshell my life, I’m drawn to things that scare me. They excite me and they scare me.

I love them and I dread them, and it keeps flipping. And they haven’t made a medication yet that will fix it. I think the surprise for America is people are gonna look at this and say, that’s one of the most attractive men alive. Some more odds and ends from Conan. I’m gonna go to the audience and I’m gonna shave a Stanley Tucci’s chest.

He hasn’t consented, He’s heard about it, he said no, but I’m still gonna do it. Conan said, the Oscar audience can expect to say something new. I don’t care if my ideas are bad ideas. I care that they’re new and you haven’t seen it before. You know what I mean.

Wrestling the giant Kobra, you know, for the first time on stage hasn’t been done. I can sing, I can dance, I can do close up magic. I’m a contortionist. You don’t know what I’m gonna do. Anything can happen at any time.

The Hollywood Reporter caught up with the producers of the Oscars, Raj Kapor and Katie Milan. Katie told The Hollywood Reporter, We’ve been preparing for the show for months and months and nights, and then what happened in January caused us to do a rethink of a lot of the elements and really think, Okay, how do we acknowledge it, the fires, how do we reflect on it?

And also how do we give the people the ability work so hard and have so much …

So, yeah, it’s been an interesting and difficult couple of months and we just really hope this year’s show kind of helps heal and it’s a bit of a love letter to la. Kapoor also was a producer on this year’s Grammys. The Grammars were acclaimed for the way they handled La. Kapoor said, it’s definitely influenced our show. We have moments that definitely acknowledge the fires, what has happened.

It’s kind of our unique spin on how we acknowledge that. But there will be at least three moments when the show that touch on it and hopefully have some messaging that may be inspiring. Then you know, a charitable component with the Motion Picture Academy and the charities they’re supporting, and then there’s a way that Conan will acknowledge it. So throughout the evening there’s gonna be some touchstones to acknowledge because so many people in the room. So many people in the film industry have been impacted by it, and I think almost everybody in LA knows somebody who’s experienced some sort of loss or impact.

So we feel that it’s very prudent that we acknowledge it and make it part of our show. We also have the Oscars to produce. We have twenty three awards to give out, and we want to really honor everybody who’s nominated and have the unique things that make the Oscars the Oscars. Milan talked about what Conan’s up to and said, there’s a lot of ideas and he’s a great team. People have been cooking them up for weeks and weeks and weeks.

What we have at the moment is probably way too many, but we love that because then we can whittle it down to the best of the best for the show. Some of them are pre taped, a lot of them are live in the room. I think Conan is just so beloved and he has such great connections with pretty much everybody who’s going to be in that audience. So seeing that from the stage and allowing him to kind of really own the room and give everybody license in the room and have a good time. It’s crucial and key.

But you know what we love about Conan in his styles that he always comes up with something unexpected. We’re going to pepper that throughout the show. So yes, there will be some pretapes. There’s definitely going to be some unexpected moments, and there are probably some surprises we haven’t even thought of yet because it’s a constantly evolving creative process. At the moment.

Oscar writer Bruce Valange talked to The Hollywood Reporter about some of what goes on in making one of these things. They asked the question kind of similar to what Trevor Noah talked about that I played the clip the other day. Do you play to the room or do you to play the people at home? Bruce said, you make it work for the house meeting the people in the room, because if the house is enjoying it, that spirit is seen by people at home watching it, and they kind of get into the fact that it’s working, and even though they might not know every reference is being made, there’ll be enough you have to calibrate. His advice for any Oscar Night host, I always tell hosts to front load the show because for everybody who wins.

There are four people who don’t, and as the evening wears on, the room fills up with losers, and they’re not listening to you. They’re texting, firing their agent, firing their dentist, whoever. So you’re not gonna get the laughs you got. And many times the camera cuts to where Eddie Murphy was sitting and now it’s a lady who bought a dress from TJ Max that you got for the occasion. You better do this strong stuff up front because you’re not gonna build as the show goes on.

All right, Bruce, what makes a great Oscar host? And guys, you know I don’t preread these things half the time. Ah, I didn’t set this up. I’m laughing. Let me answer.

Bruce said, Well, what Joe Cooy proved at the Golden Globes is you have to be a big star. I’m not going to do it. Scott Becker, relax because if you’re gonna make fun of big stars, they have to feel as if you’re on their level. There’s a very short list of people who can do that. Generally, no one wants to do it.

Bruce is they’re an upside of hosting an Award Show. Hey, if you’re Nikki Glaser, there’s a great upside. And she wasn’t mean. She calibrated her stuff. Her act is very dirty and she was being a nice girl, but she had a little edge to it.

I don’t know if it would have worked on the Oscars necessarily, because while it’s the same crowd, there’s more pomp and ceremony to this thing. Listen to this question, who was the worst Oscar host that you had to work with? Bruce Flanche said, well, I had a problem with Ellen, but that’s because she was I think she was scared. Hollywood Reporter seems you weren’t the only one to have had a hard time working with Ellen. Bruce said, yeah, I had no idea.

She isolated herself a lot. It was not fun and I like her. I’ve known her for years and she was always fun, but I think the burden of everything that happened to her changed her. I think she was a little risk averse, even though she was now on her own talk show and everything about her was out and the public loved her. I think she was very protective and wanted her people around her and that was it.

So that was the only one that was really difficult. Bruce R. People ever warned that they’re going be made fun of. He said, no, Elizabeth Taylor was the real exception. It was because it was a joke about a personal life.

Billy Crystal was introducing al Pacino and he said, this is al Pacino’s eighth nomination and he’s never won. He’ said more people cry out another man’s name than anybody except Larry Fortinski. That was Elizabeth Taylor’s seventh husband and longtime Oscar telecast director Gil Kate says, it’s hysterical. You have to call Elizabeth because it’s a sex joke about her. Anyway, he called her and told her the joke, and she said, who’s Larry.

That’s great. They’re really nothing comedy specific other than the whole conan of it all. In case you’re curious, you’re in an Oscar’s mood if you’re still listening to me twenty minutes in. The nominees for Best Picture are Anora The Brutalist, A Complete Unknown Conclave, Dune Part two, Amelia Perez, I’m still here, Nicol Boy’s The Substance, and Wicked. The only one of those I’ve seen is Dune Part two, and I didn’t think it was that good, so don’t ask me what the best picture is.

And as I record this late on Thursday afternoon, I’m now realizing they’re probably scrambling to put together something for the Great Gene Hackman that is quite developing new stories. I record on Thursday afternoon, perhaps by the time you’re hearing this on Saturday, the story has changed one way or another. We have some more information, So I don’t mean to offend. It’s Thursday three, sixteen pm Eastern, Johnny Mack talking to you now. But my point here is, yeah, I bet there’ll be a big Gene Hackman segment on Sunday.

So tomorrow is a normal episode. Monday morning, I’ll talk about the oscars and also about Hing Gillis hosting Saturday Night Live tonight, and I’m gonna go bug Mike Chisholm from The Letterman Podcast and see if I can get him to talk Conan with me on Monday, so you might get a bonus episode Monday as well. We’ll see, all right, see you tomorrow

Jim Gaffigan Stunt, Shane Gillis Promo and One of THOSE Nights in Vegas

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Hi, I’m Johnny Mack. This is a disclaimer. As the show goes along today and you’re about to hear why all of a sudden it gets a little naughty. All right, So if you got kids and you’re like, hey, kids, let’s listen to Daily Comedy News, not today, Okay, adults only today? Do you hear me?

I don’t normally do this at the top, right, Okay, No, kids. Caloroga Shark Media. Findly home. I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. This first one’s fun.

Tim Walls was introduced as Jim Gaffigan is at Jim’s show on Wednesday Night, and then Walls walks out and says, I know what you’re thinking. He’s much more handsome in person. Gaffigan on Instagram said, really enjoyed meeting him and his team. Fyi, I’ve never seen a politician greeted by his constituents. That’s a hard word to say.

This was take four, and I’m still not sure that I got it correct, but I’m moving on. By those guys, the way Governor Walls was to night, Shane Gillis is your host of Saturday Night Live. There is a new promo I will play you the promo, but let me describe the promo, so there’s some visuals there. Shane is walking backstage at Studio eight h with cast member Ashley Padilla. Along the way, Shane’s going to run into Michael Longfellow.

He’s passed out on the couch. Mikey Day is wearing Sarah Silverman’s clothes, and the police don’t destroy guys look kind of disheveled. Towards the end, Padilla gets an IV let’s listen. How are you feeling. Are you excited to host?

Yeah, I’m excited. I’m just worried everyone’s gonna be hungover? Still from the fiftieth makes you say not that for one thing?

Also, Mikey’s wearing Sarah’s clothes.

What I always dress like this? Look at the boys, I don’t even think they know who they are. I feel like I’m Ben. No, dude, Ben is the cute one. I am?

Ben? Have you considered that maybe we’re all bet now you’re Alvin and they’re the Chipmunks? Yeah? Nice one, Louis c minus that’s funny. I laughed at that.

I must be a teenage girl if I thought you were funny. Oh, yes, oh, sorry, sorry, Shay Ashley, you’re hungover to what? Hey do you guys know a good tattoo removal? Guy? Oh, I think I made a mistake.

I thought he would like it. It’s nothing like that. It’s gonna fire you. Emil’s tattoo is of Lorden. Michael’s there at the end.

By the way, the joke Louis c Minus is very, very funny. The Oscars are Sunday night. They are being hosted by Conan O’Brien. Tomorrow’s episode will be An Oscar’s Conan O’Brien Palooza. If you don’t like Conan, don’t listen tomorrow.

You’re not gonna like tomorrow’s episode. So we’ll do all the Oscar stuff tomorrow.


Meanwhile, later in March, Conan is going to receive the Mark Twain Prize for…

A Kennedy Center rep says the show is continuing as scheduled. You may have heard Donald Trump took over the Kennedy Center and some shows aren’t happening. Not doing politics today, just telling you what’s going on. So the Conan thing is still happening. That’s good.

Camille n Gianni returning to stand up, very very interesting. It’s his first special in ten years, and it will be part of hilarious, No Date, No Idea. When they’re recording no Idea. What it’s called, no Idea, what it’s about. It’s the second special of his career, is first in more than a decade.

Now. I’m interested in what Cameal will do as a stand up because his first special back from twenty thirteen, is called Beta Mail, and the persona he’s doing is a very soft spoken beta type character. And here we are a decade later and he’s done a few serious acting jobs. Plus he was in the Marvel movie. I can’t remember what that was called.

I’m gonna have to actually google it. Oh, the Eternals, I can never remember that one. He played KINGO. Remember he got like super buff, So he’s been like super buff leading man type. Is he going to do that?

Is he going to do his beta comedy act. It’ll be curious to see that. Anyway. I liked his stand up work. I also like him as an actor, so I look forward to that one.

From the Tennessee and Naperghetzi was talking about hanging out with all the celebrities around SNL fifty he talked about going to the cam that kind of situation. You got to imagine all these celebrities, everybody’s reading and everything. Where he’s sitting. You’re allowed to bring a plus one or not a plus one? Are you sitting farther back?

Are you in the middle? He said it was weird too, because there were after parties every night. At one point, Nate and Tina Fey, we’re talking about the exclusive after parties. According Nate, Tina Fey’s like, what are these after parties? I mean, I haven’t heard about one of them, and he continued, usually nobody knows what’s going on, and people will be overlooked.

It’ll be big people to be little people. It was comforting to hear Tina say that. I’m like, yeah, I didn’t hear about any of this. You found out the moment about the after parties and you’re like, I don’t want to ask, I don’t want to show up, and they’re like, you can’t come in. I’ve been to an after party or two now.

Not being a performer, it’s always awkward when you were like not in the clubs, so like you’re there and there are famous people there and they don’t care about you know, suit types, and you know, it’s a little easier when I was in my thirties, not my fifties. Boy, I can’t even imagine being in that scenario now, At least at one point I was halfway young. But they’re just weird and nothing ever amazing happens, I hear. I’ll tell you a story real quick. We were out in last Vegas, and we were out there for that was when JFL Las Vegas had the Comedy Festival.

At the same time it was the AVN Porn Awards, and one of the bosses decided, since my team was already out there, we would also cover the porn Awards for serious. One of my hosts kind of somehow, sort of knew one of the porn stars and we got invited to a party in the porn stars hotel room. This is a true story. Why would I make this up? And we’re walking down the hall, you know, and it’s me and my bozo friends and you know, it’s not exactly Entourage here, actually it is Entourage, just you know, we’re all of the turtles.

So we’re walking down the hall and a big stereotypical bouncer sees this from you know, a million feet away and starts shaking his head. He’s like, you’re going the wrong way, guys. And my host he’s like, nope, we’re here for whatever her name was, and he was right, and they let us in and there we are in the suite and the porn stars having a party and it’s just a party. Nothing crazy was happening on. There was no worn, there were no drugs or just people hanging out and we had some drinks.

Anyway, later that night we wind up at the Porn Awards, which they take very seriously. The house band that night was smash Mouth, which is kind of cool. So we’re sitting in the back they start giving out the awards and we get the giggles because remember, back in the day, porn titles would be spoofs of real movies. I’m trying to think of one here I will google. Okay, I’m about to get a little naughty here.

If you haven’t chased the kids already, chase the kids? Hit stop? All right, I’ll babble for another five set. Did you hit stop? Or the kid’s gone?

Okay? So examples would be, you know, the nominees for Best Picture are sperms of endearment, saving Ryan’s privates, romancing the bone for your thighs only you get it. So we had the giggles and we had a wonderful night, and they gave us gifts. So I get back to the room and I’m like, I wonder what this gift is that they gave us. And it was a glass thing, a glass thing that you know, my and might enjoy a glass thing, you know, say like eight inches long, that kind of thing.

All Right, you with me? We’re naughty today. I’m sorry. So I have this thing, and I’m in my hotel room and I’m like, what am I going to do with this? Am I going to put it in my luggage and explain to the TSA why I have this?

When I bring it home? My wife knew what I was doing as a work assignment, but like, hey, guess what I brought home? Or do I leave it in the room leaving the maid to wonder? Hmm? I left it in the room anyway, I quite digress.

Where the heck were we when I started talking about this? Oh? After parties, Yes, Nate Bergancie went to one John C. McGinley, you know doctor Cox from Scrubs. He has joined untitled HBO comedy series starring Steve Carell.

And what’s interesting is the untitled HBO comedy series starring Steve Carell was created by Bill Lawrence. You know Bill Lawrence, creator of Scrubs and Ted Lasso and all kinds of awesome things. Untitled HBO comedy series starring Steve Carell will be set on a college campus and follow Steve Carell’s character, which is a writer who’s navigating his complicated relationship with his daughter. John C. McGinley will play Walter Mann, the president of the university.

All right, that’s good casting. He’ll be good at that. No additional details about the series are currently known. Well, there are some details I just didn’t tell you, Like I didn’t tell you Mike Tarsus is writing on it. But point being, we don’t know much about it other than the general show and some people working on at ten a half hour episodes at some point in the future.

Hey, what would do you think if I told you Jimmy Fallon was hosting Survivor Weird right, Jeff Probes was on The Tonight Show hosted by Jimmy found Oh by the way in class on Thursday I was telling a story about Johnny Carson, and I understand that these students are born in let’s see, what are they now? Two thousand and five seven? That kind of arranged mee more two thousand and seven at this point, right, And I just asked them do they k know who Johnny Carson was? And some of them had never heard of Johnny Carson? Are you feeling old yet?

I am? And I get it. I wasn’t like you’re silly, I’m like, all right, he hasn’t been on TV in thirty years. Why would you know who Johnny Carson is? But just boy, it happens anyway.

The current host of the SND show hopefully you’ve heard of this, Jimmy Fallon fellow. His guest was Jeff Probs, who is the host of Survivor. They asked the audience in season fifty, which is still a year and a half away, should Jeff Probs be a Survivor contestant instead of the host? Interesting question. Fallon voted no, but the audience voted one hundred and seventy three to eleven in favor of Jeff probsed being a contestant on Survivor fifty.

That has been a notion before. What would happen if Jeff played the game, But if Jeff plays the game, somebody else has to host it. Then Jeff said, what if Jimmy Fallon hosted Survivor? Of course a Jimmy Fallon audience would like the idea, And so I took a second to think about it, and I’m more pro Fallon than most people in the industry seem to be. You know, I understand what hosting that SNYDE show is and what Jimmy does.

Is it cool with a capital C? Now, Conan O’Brien is cool with a capitol C, even though it’s goofy. Jimmy is not cool, No, not at all. But I think it could be if he had a different gig, you know what I’m saying. Anyway, do I think Jimmy Fallon would be good at hosting Survivor?

I don’t think so, because I think he would just be Jimmy Fallon hosting Survivor, you know what I mean, Like he would just the Jimmy fallonness of it would take over the show. What you need in that role if you didn’t have a Jeff Probst, you need somebody like Ryan Seacrest. You need a professional host. I think Mike Chisholm and I from The Letterman Show got into this a couple of weeks ago. If you look at what was it Simon Cowell’s American X Factor, where they didn’t have Ryan Seacrest, they had some other dude.

When you see some other dude being the glue, being the traffic cop, being the person in the middle of the show keeping the show moving when it’s not Ryan Seacrest, you notice, oh wow, Ryan Seacrest is good at that. Ryan Seacrest is good at it because he’s invisible doing it. I think Ryan Seacrest I could wake him up at three in the morning and go, hey, don’t worry about why I needed a host Survivor right now, and he could do it. So you need somebody like that, a traffic cop who can just hang back and isn’t trying to make the show about them. I don’t think Jimmy found would be a good Survivor host.

And as I mentioned near the top, Shane Gillis is your host on SNL. Somebody who won’t be on this week is Chloe Fyneman. She has COVID Apparently the SNL COVID is going around. She posted an Instagram story with the caption this is so annoying and it was an image of two COVID positive tests, and another post on Wednesday, since deleted. Interestingly enough, she said it was her first time contracting COVID since twenty twenty, and described her symptoms as alternating between feeling like it’s just a cold to getting faint doing simple tasks in her apartment like going to the refrigerator.

Chloe, I hope you’re feeling better in that is your comedy news for today. I’m now going to record a little disclaimer to put at the front of the show before the music and the Caloroga Shark Media logo and all that, to warn people got a little naughty today. You’ve heard that already. See you tomorrow.

Matt Damon vs Andrew Schulz PLUS Shane Gillis dies to the Deep State?

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hi there, I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News that Memi Matt demon is picking on poor Andrew Schultz. It’s all in good fun. It is promote Andrew schultz upcoming Netflix special. They put out a sketch of swords.

They’re sitting in a diner. It’s three and a half minutes long, and let me play some of it for you. Have pulled out a couple of the naughty words, and I’ll stop it after a joke here, So I’m not gonna play three and a half minutes, but let’s take a listen. Schulpsye, shultze, shultzy, sheltzy. Matthew, Hey, cute baby.

I didn’t get the amber alert. Hey Matt, how are you? Hey Matt, how are you? It’s always good to see Good to see you too. Me.

Yeah. What are you two up to today? Jesus, we are celebrating my new specials coming out. Oh nice? Yeah?

What do you stand up there and grow mustache? Actually, if you want to know, it’s about my wife and I trying to make a baby. It’s like like red tube. Like what it’s red tube? Man?

No, not like red tube. What are you talking about weird out? We had a lot of trouble getting pregnant. Oh oh, I’m sorry, Thank you. I appreciate that.

Well you should have come to me for that. Come to you for what. Well, I know everything there is about being born right. You can use that in your skit if you want. Andrew eventually tells Damon, do me favorite, don’t watch the special.

It’s not for people like you. Damon is mad. What does that mean people like me? I’ll watch your effing I’m shooting Blank’s comedy special as much as I effing wants you. I’ll watch it twice.

Damon then shouts to the rest of the people in the restaurant, Hey, everybody, Andrew Schultz’s a comedy special about how some of his reproductive stuff wasn’t working that great, and we’re all gonna watch it. F you, I’m watching it now. I wasn’t gonna watch it, but now I’m gonna watch it. Schultz share some more details about the special, Damon says, I better not tell you. Don’t tell me what I get to tell people.

I’ll tell people whatever I want to tell. Everybody, This dumb ass right here is a special about his low sperm Count and it’s on Netflix. Fun really great job on this one. Damon was on Top Pop his podcast last August and Damon was talking about his old New York apartment and said, my friend Larry Schultz and his wife Sandra lived above me, and they had these two kids, Greg and Andrew, and they would skateboard around me. My whole life I watched these kids grow up.

Damon explained it. Years later, he bumped into a friend and it turned out they both knew the Schultz family. The mutual palse at my friend grew up on that building. Damon said, Oh, yeah, Andrew, Larry’s boy. What’s he up to?

He was then told he’s a very very successful stand up comedian. Schultz told people met’s the man. We were on the trailer right before we filmed, just riffing on the script, and his ideas were hilarious. They made the sketch so much better.

Also, he’s a movie megastar with no ego.

It’s incredibly rare in this business. Life is Andrew Special’s March fourth on Netflix. There’s a theory floating around that Shane Gillis apparently is connected to the Shadow Government somehow Crack dot Com had the story. Now this comes from the podcast war Mode. Warmode’s co host is Billy McCusker, who is the brother of Shane Gillis’s podcasting partner, Matt McCusker.

Anyway, on the war Mode podcast, Spud explained the theory the new head of the CIA. He wanted to note, youre dame okay, But the dude that was head of the CIA before him went to Trinity High School with Shane’s father, Phil Gillis. The guy who is the CEO of bud Light was in the CIA. Ah, this is all starting to make lots of sense, isn’t it. You see, Spud explained intelligence.

There’s a lot of people from West Point that are intelligence. There’s a lot of people that are in entertainment that are in intelligence. Usaid was paying all these people money to do that stuff. Why do you think the guy that used to work at the CIA goes to Budweiser. He knows there’s a bunch of trans money on the table, he’ll take it.

Who cares, He’ll go get Shane Gillis. So I mean at this point, Shane’s an asset. At this point, McCusker insisted that spud has gone too far cracked wonders if Lorne Michaels is part of the deep state. Hmm. Shane Gillis hosts SNL this weekend.

Alec Baldwin, who, by the way, before we even get into the story, let’s just point out there’s a new Netflix series called The Baldwins. And it’s funny how now anytime somebody has a new Netflix series, they wind up in a controversy of sorts. I’m not going to promote the comedian here because let me tell you the story and they’ll explain why. So Alec Baldwin appear too nearly come to blows with a Trump impersonator near Alex’s apartment in Manhattan. There’s obviously a camera running, and there’s obviously a man dressed up as Donald Trump.

So here’s why I don’t want to promote the comedian, because you’re going out of your way to be annoying. So whatever you think of Alec Baldwin, he’s there. He’s getting his cars out of a town car. He’s tipping the driver. The Trumpet personator walks up to him, dressed in a Trump outfit and offers Alec Baldwin quotes a full parton for murdering that woman if Baldwin will kiss the ring.

Newsweek reminds us Baldwin was never charged with murder, and this all refers to the incident during the filming of the movie Rust. Baldwin was charged with involuntary manslaughter. That charge was dismissed by New Mexico State Court in October twenty twenty four. So here’s Alec again, whatever you think of him. He’s unloading his car.

A guy walks up dressed as Trump, and Baldwin says, now, let me ask you a question. My kids live in this building.


And then baal would kind of lost it and said, if this camera wasn’t here at s…

You realize that, don’t you. I want you get out of here. I’ll take that camera and I’ll shove it up your behind. So, like you know, if you’re a Trump personare you’d be a Trump personator, don’t walk up to people on the street with the camera. Just I have no patience for that.

From the San Diego Union Tribune, they had a conference call with Jerry Seinfeld and Jim gaff Again, I’ll tell you what they said. Now, I’ll switch back and forth here. I will do Jerry as and if you’re a new listener, this is half ass angry Jerry Seinfeld. So it’s not the Jerry of did you ever notice that? Da Da Da?

I don’t do that one. I do the half ass, slow burn angry Jerry Seinfeld from the sitcom what do you mean? Da da Da? So I’ll do Jerry like that, and I don’t know what I’ll do Jim as, but Jim will be the other voice. And again I’m putting a spin on this.

I’m sure this is not the way Jerry said any of this. The question what is it about each other that makes your relationships click? Well, a holla. We just complained about everything, Seve. It’s funny.

Seventh is really not doesn’t really matter which which we know we’re spoiled babies. It would be wildly appropriate to complain about some of the things we complain about. We you like in the weave of this carpet. People are dealing with real crisis, and I don’t like that. It’s very strange.

The lobby of this hotel. Comedians are embarrassed, made out extremely difficult. They find it to talk to anybody who isn’t a comedian. It’s a real struggle. We put on a show for regular people that were normal and any When we get to be with each other, we take off this ridiculous I’m normal suit be ourselves.

There’s an absolute struggle when you’re put into a normal environment. Not to say there’s anything wrong with this, but comedians like to embrace our cynicism without someone being offended or thinking we’re suicidal. I have a summer house in the Haptains. I said to Jim, here’s a cop, and he said, but when people invite me to dinners and parties, he was worried that he would like it if people want to subgialize on them. I think Jim is one of the best and functioning normally.

He’s really good at it. I’ve got you fooled. It’s a great act. Comedians go on stage and talk and they give the impression that there’s these social people. I’m not sure this bit is working at all, but I’m committed.

They’re like actors who can’t deal to change the rejection. And I consider myself an actor. They put themselves in rejections way. The San Diego Union Tribune ask them, you’ve both had great success in life. You don’t need to tour as much as you do will keeps you both going.

We don’t need to work. It’s not to spend money. We’re both just hanging on financially. There is a sense Jerry and I talk about this, the fact that we have figured out this passion. I’ve got such gratitude surrounding it that I don’t want to take it for granted.

The mode is in the process. So writing, editing, and performing are the only things I like in my life. It’s like for me, then there’s these people who only feel live on stage. But if I go a couple days without performing, I get a little grippy. I need that endorphin rush.

I just like being in that world. I never felt at home on Earth till I walked into a comedy club. It’s how I feel right. I’ll save the rest of that for the weekend and perhaps read it differently. I try.

The Slow Comedy Festival opens up today in San Luis Obispo, California. Tonight at seven o’clock, it’s Marvelous Mayhem kicking off the fifteenth Slow Comedy Festival with a fantastic lineup, Tom Tran, James p Connolly, Mandy Simonson, Paul Griffiths, Laura Hayden, Ray Lao, Aaron Rosen, Matthew co and Adam Yenzer are your performers now. Advance tickets twenty nine dollars and fourteen cents. Door tickets thirty dollars. Where’s that eighty six cents going?

Guys? Mm? If you don’t like that show? Provocative Banters at seven thirty, same pricing scheme, we’re told this is an amazing cast of international headlining comedians. At eight o’clock, Djokodelic Tales.

Now this one has the best comedians from around the globe, which is different than the seven to thirty show, which was international headlining comedians. At eight thirty, it’s the comedian Exhibit. Now, this is a different pricing scheme. This one is twenty six forty six if you bought in advance, but at the door thirty dollars. So my question is where’s that extra three dollars and fifty four cents going?

Hmmm? Keep an eye on the Slow Comedy Festival. I feel like this used to be called the slow Jam. Every time I say slow I want to say slow jam. Maybe I made that up, but I don’t know why I would have made that up.

Eric Shanz is the Slow Comedy Festival founder. He told the Slow Review dot com year fifteen is going to be a banger. We got forty comedians, twenty one shows and ten venues over four wild nights. Here and oh. Netflix and Warner Brothers are being sued by Pepperdine University.

What’s This about? Pepperdine claims that the upcoming basketball comedy series about a Los Angeles pro basketball team called The Waves violates the trademarks of Pepperdine. Pepperdine Senior VP Sean Burnett said in a statement, it was necessary to address the flagrant disregard of our intellectual property and the damage to our institutional identity together with Netflix’s and Warner Brothers continued refusal to resolve Pepperdine’s concerns. The series is called Running Point. It stars Kate Hudson as a reformed party girl who is unexpectedly placed in charge of her family’s pro basketball team.

The series is set to premiere today. Pepperdine says that the logo and blue and orange branding use for the show’s waves are strikingly similar to the Pepperdine Waves, who have played NCAA basketball in the LA area for over eighty five years. Now interesting, Pepperdine said, both the show’s mascot and the school’s mask we got both where the number thirty seven. The lawsuit says that as a Christian university, Pepperdine would be irreparably harmed by being associated with the show, whose trailer includes cursing and references to sex, alcohol, and illegal drug use. The case is Pepperdine University versus Netflix, Inc.

In the US District Court for the Central District of California. That district Comedy news for today, See you Tomorrow.

Marc Maron and Bert Kreischer make up, Tom Segura’s “arrest” and Trevor Noah on theJim Gaffigan Grammy joke

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hey there, I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News and good news. Apparently, Mark Maren and Bert Kraser have cleared the air. As I understand things, things have gotten funky between those two. I’ve heard Maren talk about this in the past, going back in time, it seems Joe Rogan thought Maren was talking about Bert and got into Bert’s head about it.

Maren explains that he wasn’t talking about Bert at all in the first place. I’ll let Maren explain it here on the Burt’s cast. I’m just on my porch, you know, rambling, and sometimes I’m cranky, and I make a comment. I think the comment was that we have a in comedy, we have this cash grab culture where these you know, these uh you know, these drunks can do pop up shows and sell thousands of tickets, and someone of Joe’s, you know, Lena Riefenshawl’s, decided to make a movie about it.

And then I guess Joe gotten your head and then you you know, threw me under t…

Oka. It would have been better if I mentioned names. I don’t. I’m so adverse to being caught in the quick bait dialogue that I just made a cryptic and I was talking about Chappelle because you don’t do pot. I had heard that he did an arena show that was a pop up, so that was that was the point of reference.

And then when I saw you, I was like, oh my god, I’m not going to say anything bad about Bert, and it didn’t. Then it just got out of hand and there was no way to put it back in the bottle. But I knew that. But I knew I could call you and just say, like, dude, it wasn’t it wasn’t about you.


Meanwhile, Bert’s a usual partner in crime.

Pun No Pun was detained by the Tulsa Police Department. The police say Tom Sigora was in town for a performance at a local casino and was handcuffed and interrogated by members of the department’s homicide team. It turns out Sagora had been invited to the Detective Division for a personal tour. He had the chance to meet some officers and learn about the department’s work. It was all in good fun.

The homicide team had jokingly alleged that Tom had information that they needed. After a playful exchange, Tom Sagora was released. He tells the police department express their thanks and hopes to see Tom Sagora again in the future. Fun story. But you know, I was putting together podcast here, and let’s be honest, when I saw the headline Tom Sagora detained by Homicide Department, I was like, Oh, this is going to be a big week of podcasting.

Let me be clear, I am very happy that Tom Sagora is not involved in any homicides. In fact, I would be very happy if there were no homicides. Ever, again, you know what I’m saying, I’m not pro homicide. Let me be clear. I’m just saying if Tom Saguora were involved in an investigation by the homicide department, that would be uh interesting to talk about on the podcast.

I’m just going to get myself in trouble. Stop talking, move on. Former congress Person George Santos was on Jim Norton’s podcast that One’s called Jim Norton Can’t Save You. The conversation got to which the congress person doesn’t smell so good. Jim asked the former rep who was rocking some bad breath on Capitol Hill.

Santos didn’t want to say anything about bad breath, but he did offer up who has the worst body oder. Santos answered, okay, so I can say this with no mental reservation. The worst body order in Congress is definitely Jerry Nadler. Jerry Nadler is a New York Democrat. Santos said, it’s so bad.

It’s so bad. Dude. Norton asked, Jerry Nadler stinks, Santos, Dude, he stinks, and Jerry Nadler would waddle down that aisle and crop dust it like it was every step of his wattle was a fart.


Meanwhile, CBS profiled John Oliver over the weekend.

I had this in yesterday’s notes and we were going along, so I bounced it to today. They talked about when John Oliver was starting out in Edinburgh. John members doing a set to an audience of four people. About ten minutes in, half the audience left, then a third person walked out, followed by the last audience member. A few minutes later, only John Oliver and the sound segnition remained.

The sound guy goes, do you want to keep going? And Joliver said, no, I think we’re done here.


And also, when you say do you want to keep going?

Do you mean this show or this career? Certainly it feels like I’ve got some decisions to make. Fast forward to two thousand and six, John Oliver sends a sample of his work into The Daily Show he was called in to try out. Oliver riffed with John Stewart about the time Vice President Dick Cheney shot and injured a friend while on a quail hunt. He was hired on the spot, not Dick Cheney, John Oliver, although Dick Cheney would probably be fantastic on The Daily Show, make that happen In twenty thirteen, Oliver filled in that summer remember that and John said, yeah, it was really fun to sit behind the steering wheel and think, oh, how fast does this thing go?

Oh? Pretty quick. It turns out that caught the eye of HBO, which gave John Oliver carte blanche to create his own show. John explained of the current show in general, it’s just a rigorously researched comedy show. Both books.

We want it to be right, and for self preservation purposes, we don’t want to be sued into oblivion and The piece explains the research has turned into outlines and then a script which is tested at a table read. On taping day, There’s a rehearsal, some last minute changes, then the lawyers sign off. Oliver explains how he makes topics like hospice care, bail reform, and organ donations funny. I know those don’t sound funny, but it’s because fundamentally they’re not. But there are funny things about how entrenched some of those problems are, and sometimes they think comedy is the best, most illuminating way to talk about them.

Big controversy involving Hannah Burner. The folks at eatingwell dot com got into this controversy. Apparently Hannah unboxed a controversial sneaker on Instagram. The controversy are the sneakers actually comfortable? Hannah says, yes, the new balanced sneaker loafers.

When I have a work event where heels aren’t an option, but I also can’t get away with wearing my trusty Hookahs, They’re the perfect middle ground and a great conversation starter. I highly recommend them. I have Hocus. I like Hocus for running a lot. Eating well dot Com took the controversy seriously.

They spoke to Wen Jay Sung, who is a board certified podiatrist. Doctor Sung approves of the pick, saying I love them because they’re sleeking stylish while staying true In New Balances designed DNA With a new sneaker loafer, they address a common issue professionals have with Italian leather shoes, expensive, uncomfortable, sacrificing comfort for style. It’s an exciting brand evolution, and these sneakers prove New Balance is willing to push boundaries and redefine expectations. With the controversy behind us. Eating well dot Com asked Anana Burner, Hey, you’re busy with two podcasts, a Netflix special in a comedy tour.

What’s your favorite way to stay hydrated? Anna said, I’m obsessed with hydration right now. My routine is filling up my Stanley cup with water and adding an emergency packet. I swear I’ve had one every single day and I haven’t been sicken forever. Plain water’s just too boring for me, so I love the orange flavor.

Eating well dot Com is curious if Hannah Burner has a favorite creamy smoothie recipe, and luckily she does. She was prepared for this questioning, Anna said, Oh, I love creamy smooth these. My favorite is a strawberry banana one with just a little peanut butter. It makes it thicker and way more delicious. Actually, a strawberry banana peanut butter is my go to.

Hannah, though adds lacked ay two percent or whole milk to give it that ice cream like texture. I add almond milk. You could throw on some kale or spinach, but only if there’s peanut butter in there to mask it. I do not do that. Eating well dot Com.

They’re not messing around with this interview. They were like, hey, what was your relationship with dairy before you discovered lactaid? Who? Hannah was ready for that one and said, it’s always been complicated. I’m half Italian, so obviously all I ate growing up was dairy, and I’m not going to stop now learning about lactaid products and how I can still enjoy real dairy without the lactose.

It’s made my life so much easier. I love that I don’t have to cut dairy out of my diet because honestly, life’s too short. A press release tells us don’t tell Comedy, The Underground sensation redefining live comedy, is thrilled to announce the launch of its first ever half hour how Many specials. Traditionally known for its ten minute sets, this new half hour series provides comedians with a platform to showcase longer performances, bridging the gap between short form sets and hour long specials. Each special premiere and Don’t Tell Comedies YouTube channel, with clips shared across TikTok, Insta, and Facebook to maximize audience reach and engagement.

The inaugural seven specials include a roster of comedian who have captivated audiences with their ten minute sets, including Emma Willman and Jeffrey Asmis. Emma’s is out now and you will find it on the Don’t Tell Comedy YouTube page. And I cheezed this yesterday. Trevor Noah, he had that great episode on February sixth where he talked about what went on hosting the Grammys. Played a couple clips yesterday.

Here he explains, you know the great moment where Jim Gaffigan took over his host the bit being that Trevor Noah had been treated Apparently nobody had told Jim about it. Yeah, that was happening during the show, because I said, it’s Gaffigan in is it? I spoke Gafagan and Kate dud who was with you, not that I’m aware of. I was like, what somebody might need to go and tell Jim. Nobody has spoken to Jim Gaffigan.

And then I this, this is a mess. This is where like literally like you, I made a massive assumption. I go, Jim Gaffigan. If you know anything about his comedy, his writing, the way he creates shows, and who he is, this man has an insatiable appetite for jokes. Jim Gaffigan loves funny.

So I made the mistake as a fan of his, not even as like a peer. As a fan of his. I went, there’s no way Jim Gaffigan wouldn’t love this, And I thought, I’m just gonna go up to him right before he has to do it and tell him. I also know that Jim Gaffigan can host shows. I also know that he’s fantastic, and he’s calm under pressure.

He’s like Jim Gaffigan is the stone called killer in that way, you know what I mean. So in my head I made all these assumptions and then at the last minute, someone said, has anyone spoken to Jim Gaffigan And I went with you. I was like with everyone, I was like no, and then I said I’ll go, and I went and I found Jim on the floor. This was like maybe like a two acts sort of in so I think it was after Sabrina Carpenter and all of that, And I went, Jim, there’s a joke. Here’s the joke, and I pitched the t him.

Thank god, he immediately found it funny. And I was like, please, this is how you know I trust you, but this is how it needs to be performed.


And then the red Hot Chili Peppers are coming and I need you to not diminish …

Oh yeah, because that’s the only thing I said to you. Yeah, because I was like, we’ve promised them. This is these guys, this is calaphonication. These guys are coming out for la. Their thing can’t be goofy please, and Jim, the consummate professional with the best comedian out there doing his thing like got up there and then honestly, like that moment for me as well, was such a it was such a like wonderful team moment.

I mean, you heard the rum easily my favorite joke of the night. And my ears rang when Trevor mentioned Joe Coy. Now, I’m not gonna do the bit here, all right, Relax, Scott Beckett. I’m just telling you what Trevor Noah said about Joe Cooi. I’m not setting up a bit.

Already did a bit about Hannah Burner, but I thought this was pretty interesting. This is Trevor Noah’s take on the whole infamous Joe Coy thing. You may recall Joe Coy hosted the Golden Globes a year and change ago and was not all that positively reviewed and got stonefaced by Saylor Swift. I’m not going to play the clip, relax, but here’s Trevor Noah on Joe Coy. Like, look at what happened with Joe Coy.

I remember like everyone like lafay, Joe Coys terrible. Then people said to me, they were like, ah, Trevor, Joe Coyle I was terrible, right. I was like, I take no joy in them. There’s literally no part of me there was like haha, yeah, Joe Coy. No, I was going as a fellow comedian.

Yo, My man, I’m not happy, and I know what that’s like as a feeling. You know, any performer who’s had especially a stand up comedian, I’ll never look at them and be like, oh, you’re here, You’re idiot. No, And that is your comedy news for today. If you enjoy the program, tell a friend about it. They might like it too.

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Dave Chappelle’s NAACP Award Speech and Greg Gutfeld’s Candid Interview

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Kalaroga Shock Media. Hey there, I’m Jenny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Dave Chappelle says he’s invigorated. He said that at the NAACP Awards on Saturday night, where he was given the President’s Award. Dave said, I won a lot of awards recently, but this one tonight is probably the most special award I’ve ever gotten.

Thank you, mister President, for this’s hona. Uh. You know, look, I won a lot of awards recently, but this one tonight is probably the most special award I’ve ever gotten because it’s from this institution that represents these people, US people of color, black people. My god brother is here tonight, Ben Jealous. Ben used to be the president of the NAACP, and I asked him, I said, what do you think?

What do you think I should say tonight? And Ben sent me a whole speech. But tonight, man, tonight, I feel invigorated because all my Netflix checks cleared. I don’t know anybody any work right now. Every time you see me, just know I’m only up there because I want to be right up there.

Dave said, I hope all of us who work in this industry feel strong and inspired and not discouraged, especially because this is a very difficult time right now. We got a lot of work to do. But it feels good to know that we’re not in it alone, that we got each other and remember, community is everything. Shout out to everybody who lost their home or was displaced from their home, even for a time. Everybody, Look, don’t ever be afraid to lean on each other.

My father told me a phrase that got me all the way to where I am today. He said, whenever you mess up, well you feel like you can’t get up. He said, you remember these words because they are magic words. And I said, what’s the words? Day?

And he seeing whoops, good stuff from Dave. There on Gossip Corner, TMZ reported Justin Bieber takes a smoke break while catching up with Dave Chappelle. They were photographed together at Barney’s Beanery in West Hollywood on Saturday night. We’re told they were seen sitting on the outside patio. At one point, Justin Bieber was seen hugging another person who was arriving to the bar.

It’s unclear if they were with a group or others or what was going on, but Justin had his cigarettes Naproghetz. He talked about appearing at SNL fifty and on his podcast, and Heate said, I got there Wednesday because I was supposed to rehearsal Thursday, and then as I was about to take off, they tell me I don’t have to rehearse until Saturday, and rather than deep board the plane, Ate decided to spend the week in New York and maybe get in a few spots. Nate said, a lot of comics. We got together and hung out. So we went to the East Village with Gaff again.

Then on Wednesday night I went over to the comedy seller. Nate was aware of all the name dropping and said, this is gonna be just all names. You know, everybody’s kind of in town, right because everybody’s going SNL fifties. So I went up, Spade went up, Rock went up. We didn’t know this, they told us as we were going up.

That same show. How that show started was the host that it was Steve Martin. Martin short John Mulaney. We were the worst part of the show. He said of Steve Martin that he doesn’t think that Martin’s been to a room like that since the nineteen sixties.

He said, the audience is very fortunate. Those people paid I think eighteen dollars for that ticket. We were saying, like it’s gotta be one of the better lineups ever at the Cellar. Friday did a big profile of Greg Guttfeld. Now I don’t talk about Greg much because there’s never anything in the press about him.

Friday estimates Greg makes about nine million dollars a year, roughly half of what Fallon, Kimmel and Colbert are earning. Depending on whose report you read, Guttfeld might have the top late night show. Greg said, I think Fallon was a victor of status preservation. I think when I see them all in agreement not to make jokes about sacred subjects out of again status preservations, it’s because they know they’ll be cast aside if they do that. I’m already cast aside.

I’m free. Variety writes that Greg struggles to name a host he finds funny other than Bill Maher and Joe Rogan. Then he remembers Tim Dillon. Tim has a small role in Joker Too, and he has trashed it. Greg says of Dylan talk about non interested in status preservation, said it’s the worst movie he’s ever made, and how everybody on the set new it was terrible.

That’s somebody who doesn’t care. Then you have Andre Schultz at THEO Vaughn finding success and being honest and not giving a hoot. Then you have these other guys that have told the line and they’re like, are we out and the zeitgeist? Are we no longer relevant? Greg, I think correctly analyzes Howard Stern here and I have often said of Howard to a couple things.

One, Howard paid me the compliment of my career, oh probably twenty years ago now. The first time I met him, the only time I met him, he found out that a program the Rodock Channel, and he told me it sounded really great. So Howard Stern telling me my radio station sounded great meant the world to me. But I don’t think Greg is unfair here when he says the more Howard Stern had to lose, the less risk he took. I think when you’re in that group, the late not comedy or humorous world, they start putting their professional status and their personal status in front of what could be really funny and what could be really true.

They had four years of an incapacitated president, and they didn’t say boo, and instead they unravel over posts by Trump. But it’s like you could do both. Gottfeldt said he did not vote for Trump in twenty sixteen, did so reluctantly in twenty twenty, and enthusiastically in twenty twenty four. This time I went in person, like the day the freaking place opened. I was there at nine am down in the village that I couldn’t wait.

Interesting exchange here with the Variety. Greg explains that his mom was Catholic. The writer says, wait, aren’t you Jewish? The text then reads this might be the only time during our hours together which he seems uncomfortable. Answering a question, Greg says, my dad was an atheist.

I think after the Holocaust he had no religious beliefs at all. I don’t remember the stories except that my dad didn’t want to talk about it. My parents were older when they had me, so he was born in nineteen twenty four to twenty so he had a lot of relatives. Blah blah blah. Variety asks in the Holocaust, Greg said, either escaping or in I never really talk about it because I don’t know.

Greg talked about when the Internet wanted to cancel Sidney Sweeney because a relative of Sydney’s was photographed wearing a Blue Lives Matter shirt at her mother’s birthday party. Greg said, see, this is what happened when you were on at Targets and how addictive it is to cancel people. It’s not enough just to go after famous people. You have to go after people who are tangential to fame. Then you get a dopamine head every time it works.

Did you take down Sidney Sweeney’s relative? Yes, I did. It could be well, you’re a loser. That should be the answer. Greg continues, celebrities have too much to lose to let their guard down on a show like mine.

If I had Ryan Reynolds or somebody sitting there and we’re doing a segment on trans and sports, you think he’s going to tell me what he thinks. F No, he’s going to be looking for his publicist. You said you were promoting a movie. You didn’t tell me they’re gonna ask me about this. Greg said, I don’t need it.

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Appreciate you guys supporting the show. The SAG Awards were Sunday Night, and people paid attention to them this year because they were on Netflix. The Outstanding Performance buy an Ensemble in a Comedy Series the nominees Abbott Elementary Hacks Shrinking the Bear, which, as we all know, is not a comedy at all, so the winner only murders in the building. Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Comedy Series the nominees Adam Browdy. Nobody wants this.

Ted Danson Man on the Inside, Harrison Ford Shrinking, Jeremy Allen White for a Dramatic series, The Bear, The Winner, Martin Short Only Murders. Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Comedy Series nominees Kristen Bell Nobody Wants This, Quentin Brunson, Abbott, Lisa Colone Zayas for Drama series The Bear, Ioeta Berry for Drama series The Bear, The Winner, Gene Smart for Hacks. Chelsea Handler has a book out today. It’s called I’ll Have What She’s Having. It’s Tuesday.

What’s the Netflix special today? Looks like there isn’t one today. I don’t have anything in the notes, and I usually put these in the notes. The next two were Andrew Schultz on March fourth and Chelsea Handler on March twenty fifth. Last week was Rose bud Baker, Okay Becuesse.

They didn’t do one this week, So if you need something to watch, Gina Brillan, She’s got a special aut on YouTube today. In Mind Your Business, Gina tackles everything from becoming a mother during the pandemic, the evolving challenges of parenthood, the rising costs of travel, and the complexities of our ever changing social climate, and it pulled a couple clips here. I’m gonna split this into today and tomorrow because it’s just not cool to turn my show into I play clips from Trevor Noah’s podcast. But I was listening to the episode from February sixth where he was talking about hosting the Grammys, and I thought this was really interesting. Trevor explained the push and pull of playing to the room versus playing to the audience at home.

I’ll let this go for a little bit. The weird thing about doing live TV, especially in award show or anything like that, is you’re balancing two balls that are very differently sized. You have the TV audience, which is massive, and then you have the live audience, which is tiny in comparison. However, the live audience has a direct and immediate impact on you. The TV audience does not.

Yeah, but now, if you ignore the live audience, that is at your peril as a performer, because they will never be with you. And if you don’t have the room, you don’t have the right energy that gets you to where you need to be in whatever you’re saying. They’re not listening, they’re not paying attention, they’re not coming with you, they’re not laugh you name it. If you only pay attentions to the room, the person at home is going, well, clearly this is not for me, yea, this is taking too long. This is and you’ve watched an award show where it feels self indulgent sitting at home and then the people they are like, ah, nice shoes.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. And you’re like, all right, clearly this is not about me. I’m just watching people. But this is the delicate dance. You are making a show for television.

But they aren’t two hundred people in that room with you. There are fourteen thousand people in the room with you. So they are as important in a weird way as the people at home, and yet they serve very different purposes. So your pace for the people in the room is different to your pace for the people at home. Your pace for a joke is different your pace for everything.

So in these moments, what I’m experiencing is I’ve just felt where the room is when we’ve come out of the top of the show, and I’ve gone, damn, we have a lot of work to do tonight. Because people aren’t as celebratory as they normally. Are pretty interesting, right. He then explained the vibe in the room that was right around the La fires, and he explains that he was editing on the fly and just kind of feeling the vibe and not just doing the act as written and moving some stuff around, so it was not to screw things up. Really interesting here.

And I’ve gone, damn, we have a lot of work to do tonight because people aren’t as celebratory as they normally are. So now when people are saying how are you? And how have you been? At every table, whether it’s Cynthia Arrivo talking to Taylor Swift, whether it’s John Legend going over and talking to you know, Esperanza Spelding or whoever it is, everyone there is going how are you. Normally it’s like, hey, what’s up?

How are you feeling? Yeah? Baby, oh look at you. No, now people are how are you? It doesn’t matter why how are you?

And now I’m going, oh man, this is not where I would do the jokes that I thought I would do, And I’ve got to move that around. I’m doing all of this in my head here. I’m trying to think of how we’re shifting things, trying to think of and I mean, you know me, well, both of you do. After every show I go, there’s a million things I could have done better, you know. But because I know comedy’s so percarious, I’m always like, ah, it’s the death of you.

Got a couple more clips from Trevor tomorrow. That great Jim Gaffigan joke. Apparently nobody told Jim they were about to do it, so Trevor will tell that story tomorrow. In the meantime, listening to Trevor’s podcast, this is the February sixth episode that I’m talking about here, lenn On a sad note. Lynn Marie Stewart.

You may know her as Charlie’s mom on It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. She’s passed away at age seventy eight. You may also know her as Miss Evonne on the Peewee Herman Show. Deadline reports that Stuart passed away on February twenty first, at the age of seventy eight. Manager Betty Smith reported that Stuart had found a tumor between her liver and gallbladder and said that Lynn was the most talented actress.

She left her craft above everything. Lynn Marie Stewart was seventy eight,

Nikki Glaser on Fame

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Caloroga Shark Media. Hi there, I’m Johnny Mack with your Daily Comedy News. Nikki Glaser spoke to you WGDH about her current level of fame. It’s cooled off a little bit, she said. She’ll explain.

It seemed to be like a super Bowl kind of event where everybody was watching meeting the Tom Brady Roast, and I was very famous for like four days. I couldn’t go anywhere. People were stopping me anytime I walked up and down the street. Then the attention dissipated and it went back to normal. It was really lovely.

I really love the level of fame I’m at where it’s like people recognize me and they’re really tickled by it. Funny line here, my spray tanner girl will be spray tanning me and I’m fully naked in front of her, you know, bent over and she’s like spring my butt cheeks and she’s like my boyfriend and I are such huge fans. Like that’s a cool thing that I get to give you. What a nice little gift. Interesting here too, she talked about the order of the roast.

I don’t even know who I am at roast. I don’t really relate to that person. I’ve become like possessed and lose all sense of decency. I think I disassociate I really did I have a job to do. I feel a little bit like an assassin, like I can’t have empathy.

Kelsey Cook tells Fox News. I think people are starting to get more of their political information from podcasts because I think people want to feel like they can trust the interviewer more, and oftentimes podcasters are people who present it’s just like I’m one of you. Especially if it’s a comedian, it feels very like this is a person who’s just like us. I mean, yeah, yes and no. I guess they’re presenting that they’re just like us.

Do a little research. A lot of these comedian, especially the ones with the bigger podcasts, are living quite large anyway, Kelsey says. This podcaster isn’t another politician or maybe a news anchor that we don’t necessarily relate to as much, and so I think that’s kind of why people have turned more to podcasts for not just feeling like they trust the host more, but also it’s like a very different interview environment. I think the things that are being talked about are’s just a little more laid back, feels like potentially a more authentic interview than on a major news source. I do think the comedies become more free medium.

I think more than ever, people have been able to find their own fan base and it doesn’t necessarily have to be like you don’t have to be everyone’s cup of tea. I think it’s becoming very free where people can kind of do what they want, want, say what they want, and their fans will find them. John Appatow was working on a documentary about Norm McDonald. He’s looking for unique photos or videos of Norm. If you’ve got anything, they want you to send it to them.

I’ll give you the email address in a second. I know normally you don’t listen to the podcast with a pen and paper. You could hit pause, you know, that is the thing you could do, Or you could hit rewind. John, why don’t you just tell them the email address? Now, now that you’re talking out loud and you realize they could just hit pause, you don’t have to give them time.

This isn’t radio. You’re right, listener, Okay. That email address is one word, Norm McDonald doc at gmail dot com. Don’t forget it’s Norm MacDonald. You know people like me say Nor McDonald, but it’s Norm MacDonald N O R M M A C D O N A L D d oc at gmail dot com.

Appatow on Instagram said, we need your photos and videos of Norm McDonald for a documentary we’re creating for Netflix. So if you happen to have anything you think might be helpful, please email us at Norm McDonald doc at gmail dot com, or just tell us your favorite Nor moments. That’s a lot of fun. John Lovett’s told Fox Business he likes what Douge is up to, not the coin the government thing Elon’s doing. Lovett said, I think it’s a good thing.

Here’s the money coming in, and here’s the money going out, and if the money going out is astronomical and way above what’s coming in, like crazy. And if everybody would look at this, if you haven’t seen it, you’d be shocked. There’s tremendous waste and they’re finding it, and I think that’s a good thing. Eli Times asked Russell Peters if he still enjoys touring and playing arenas. He says, it’s what I do.

I also still love it, and I’m really lucky let’s be honest. The industry doesn’t pay attention to me. They’ve never been there for me. But every show I’m doing sells out, whether it was the Beacon Theater in New York or where I am in Texas or coming back to Los Angeles. I wonder why I even cared about the industry, But that’s your ego.

That is true. He has quietly been a huge worldwide act for twenty years now. But you don’t really hear about Russell Peters. I always sat with him in a show in was it Montreal? China?

Is one of the jfls. It was a Frank Calando show, and he was cool. I met him other times when I know that night he was totally chill. Anyway, the La Times ass Russell has his work evolved over the years, and he would redo any jokes he wants told. He said, I’d probably articulate them better and choose different angles.

When you start off you take the obvious road, then you need to start finding alternate roots. You become your own ways, determining don’t want to go this way or that way to get here? You figure out what wordying makes this joke concise? How to economize with words instead of over talking like I’m doing right now. And I don’t focus as much now on my parents and their immigrant culture clash, because as you get older and life happens, you start getting other things to deal with.

When I was younger, I had no other life experience other than dealing with racism and different cultures and all that stuff. Then you get married a couple times and you have a couple of kids, and your views on everything start to change. You also develop an ability to get more honest about who you were. It’d be more vulnerable on stage and take more chances. Years ago, I said I’d never touch on religion or politics, But I have some religion and politics in my act now because it needs to be spoken about now.

Everybody wants to be vocal about their beliefs, and everybody wants to be right. But nobody’s right with religion. They’re all wrong. All your imaginary friends are wrong. This imaginary doesn’t like this imaginary friend, and the book told them that this is theirs, and that book told these other people that it’s there.

So they’re killing each other over something they have no proof of. None of it is real. Somebody needs to tell you your face. You’re out of your effing minds. There’s not an ounce of proof involved in any of this stuff.

But when I do international shows, this is interesting. I can’t always talk about being atheist. In some places it’s illegal and you get killed for that, so I’ve got to be cognizant of that. We have a date for Matteo Lane’s special on Hulu. It is called the Aldente Special.

It’ll be on Hulu Friday, May sixteenth. That is the seventh original special in Hulu’s Hilarious Comedy slate. One of the great mysteries of the world is how you get in touch with a Hulu publicist and get them to come back to you. You can go to the Hulu website and make a perfectly nice request. They won’t get back to you.

You can hit them up on LinkedIn and go like, hey, I’m a nice guy, have a comedy podcast, and they won’t get back to you. So occasionally you see something of the news and you report on it and help Hulu promote Hilarious anyway we’re told, but tal Lane’s comedy is like catching up with your old friend at brunch. In his latest special, he shares a glimpse into his travels, unique family background and friendships. He also has a comedy cookbook coming out on April first. That one, titled Your Pasta Sucks.

Your Pasta Sucks, features recipes rooted in serious pasta knowledge but presented with his signature snirky and sassy wit. Indy Wire caught up with Seth Green Robot Chicken turning twenty. Seth said, we didn’t set out to make a show, and especially weren’t intending to make a show that was going to last a long time. My partner Matt and I were trying to figure out how to just make animated sketch comedy shorts using toys. Though that was really fun.

We’ve been lucky enough to do the show for over such a length of time that we’ve been able to figure out a lot of things. Technology has improved in terms of the camera we can use, the computers we can use. We figured out how to make our puppets easier, and how to build sets that we could reuse over time. We’re able to just build new systems or take advantage of new technology to be able to make something at the rate and pace for the price that they were giving us that we needed to. As for modern times, Seth says, we’re definitely aware of the fact that a lot of people could beat us to air with a joke.

Our show takes about a year to really get it from script to screen, and somebody can just shoot something on their iPhone, So we really have to make sure that our jokes are not the joke that everybody else is. Thinking. Of the last new episodes of Robot Chicken we’re in twenty twenty two, Seth says, I could say with a bit of certainty that I don’t think we’ll ever do a whole season of Robot Chicken. I don’t think we’ll ever do another twenty quarter hour episodes. What I do expect we’ll do is continue to make half hour specials that are dedicated to a specific property.

And a big reason of that, Seth says, Adult Swim has become less and less important to the business Daddy, and in medical news, doctors are experimenting with prescribing comedy over antidepressants. Okay, there’s a tech company. They’re titled crack Health. I got a comment on that. Hey, crack Health, you’re gonna need another name if you’re gonna do business in the States.

So cr C is Irish slang for we had good fun. So you know that makes sense. But when you come over here to New York City and you’d be like, hey, crack health, you are implying a whole other thing, my friend. Anyway, crack health, which is just fun to say. They’ve secured funding from the National Health Service to work with doctors to begin prescribing comedy and stand up shows instead of antidepressants.

Doctor Simon Offer is also a member of Parliament. Doctor Opher says, I’ve particularly specialized. I’m laughing at the Opher because now I’m thinking of Captain Over in the Airplane movie and my mind is going over under Roger Roger Roger. By the way, do you like movies about gladi eaters? Doctor Opher says, I don’t make myself laugh.

That wasn’t even funny. YouTube comments are gonna kill me it for that one, all right. Anyway. I’ve particularly specialized in using the arts to make people better, so that could be poetry, visual arts, where sometimes even drama, and I’ve also used things like gardening. I’ve prescribed allotments to people and that sort of thing.

But this is the first time that we’ve tried comedy. That’s what’s exciting about this. The founder of Crack Health is Lou Jackson, and Lou said that comedy is a cortisol decreaser, dopamine producer, potent releaser of serotonin, dorphins and good neuropeptides. You know that front part there almost reads like a musical lyric, right, get a little beat behind and go Cortisol decreaser, mean producer, saratonin releaser. You know, maybe somebody with some rhythm could execute that.

Doctor Lou Jackson says, going to one comedy workshop, or going to one stand up comedy event, or having a comedian come in and teach kids how to improvise and giggle themselves. It’s got an effect for twenty four hours. And surely that’s better than prescribing antidepressants. And that, my friends, is your comedy news for today. See tomorrow